"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer, if one of those bottles should happen to fall…ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall…. It was an art form, really. She occupied herself not with the motions themselves, but with the lyrics. The “good ol\’ boys” song seemed fitting somehow, in the dank basement corner of the Library of Congress."

"Straight to the Top", written by L.J. Kelley and narrated by Elisa Berkeley, was inspired by the keywords "art", "congress" and "jealousy".

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