Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Three important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that. In fact, it is available right now! Woo!
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.
3. Did I mention that you can get your very own copy of Memories of the Future, Volume One, right now, for $19.87, or as a $10 DRM-free PDF? Okay, just checking.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• This week should be Datalore, and it should be the end of the first series. However, I've been having so much fun with the podcast, I wanted to extend the magic by one week, and try something new and different: I went through the manuscript, pulled out stuff that made me laugh, made me smile, or a little of both, and put together a "highlights from things that have happened so far" show. I also put some Datalore in there, so if you were holding your breath waiting to hear me go "WHEEE!" you won't be disappointed.  
• I'll be honest with you: I'm not sure my idea worked out the way I thought it would. This will either be an awesome episode, or the worst. episode. ever. Oh well, at least I took a chance and committed to it, right?
• This week's theme music is excerpted from Moonlight, off the album Selection, by Domased. Released by Magnatune.com.
• The music that runs underneath the bulk of the show is called Unconscious Alliance, from the album Messys Place, by General Fuzz, also from Magnatune.com.
• BEHOLD the Memories of the Futuremug!
• Memories of the Futurecast has a little black book with its poems in.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 41MB this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast's favorite sound is the sound of silence.
• Memories of the Futurecast travels without checked baggage.
• Memories of the Futurecast rapbqrf zrffntrf sbe sha.
• Memories of the Futurecast talks in stereo.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 45 minutes long this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast loves all robots, but it loves the evil robots most of all.
• Memories of the Futurecast is released under a Creative Commons Attribution-Non-Commercial-Share-Alike license.

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