Witty and beautiful Crysta & Helen explore the ridiculous and white-centric world created by the movie "Snatched" (2017). White feminism has no place in this house. Then, Helen brings the premise of this whole thing crashing down, and then we a

9. Who Has Helen's Netflix Password???????

May 16th, 2017 52m 32s

Crysta & Helen differentiate between sexual agents and sexual objects while spotlighting the Netflix series "Chewing Gum." We also talk about raced and classed sexual standards and expectations, and also joke around as is the norm. We're funny.

8. Are We Monsters? Probably.

May 9th, 2017 50m 36s

In this week's episode, Crysta & Helen discuss trauma and lady serial killers. Also, Oprah. And cyanide-laced cognac. And how much we're not looking forward to that new Amy Schumer movie.

7. If Helen and Crysta Die as Hoarders, At Least They Die Together.

Mar 30th, 2017 54m 50s

After a brief and unexplained hiatus (that will remain unexplained, we're mysterious and unpredictable fyi), Crysta & Helen are back and better than ever! This week, we discuss Grey Gardens, the unsettling 1975 documentary about raccoons, Ameri

6. Dear Mom, Please Skip This One (ft. Hilary Wermers)

Mar 9th, 2017 55m 9s

Do you ever have sex? Do you ever intend to? Then you're IN LUCK because on this week's episode, Crysta & Helen and special guest Hilary Wermers ("expert of sexuality" apparently) discuss Girl Sex 101 by Allison Moon and KD Diamond. We talk abo

5. Sex, Drugs, & King Arthur's Spunky Sister-in-Law

Mar 1st, 2017 35m 49s

Helen discusses her dietary restrictions and shouts out Viola Davis all alone. Then, thank GOD, Crysta & Helen discuss Flash Forward's episode on the future of hormonal birth control, both scientifically and societally. Spoiler alert: abortion

4. Irrrrwinnnnnnnn (with special guest Amanda Roy)

Feb 20th, 2017 44m 36s

Crysta is on vacation! So Amanda came to visit during shoutouts to discuss transplants and Twilight. Then in a special prerecorded audio media event, Crysta & Helen discuss Edge of Seventeen (2016), how trauma creates dramatic characters for Ho

3. Always the Bridesmaid

Feb 14th, 2017 34m 21s

Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to us all! Crysta & Helen watch Bridesmaids (2011) and talk about marriage, female friendship, and how Jon Hamm always plays really shitty characters. Fun fact: Helen was a bridesmaid in Crysta's wedding, so this movi

2. Therapy and Super Powers

Feb 11th, 2017 39m 3s

Crysta & Helen discuss the Bright Sessions, an odd dream, and their technological incompetence.

Women's March Minisode

Feb 6th, 2017 18m 34s

Crysta & Helen unpack their thoughts about the Women's March and plan their next steps. Very ~heavy~ & ~important~.

1. Where'd You Go, Helen and Crysta?

Jan 31st, 2017 40m 43s

Crysta & Helen discuss Where'd You Go Bernadette, crippling anxiety, and Bucky the Badger.**contains spoilers for the book Where'd You Go Bernadette**