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Spoiler alert, we leave
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no stone unturned, no
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evidence unchecked. So if
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you haven't seen the episode in question
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today, I suggest you do
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it right now. We're
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going back to Season 14 with
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a rare bird. The
1:23
morale between keen birdwatchers in Midsummer
1:25
in the Marsh turns very nasty
1:27
when their president is killed. Patrick
1:30
Morgan met his death while hoping
1:32
to sight a rare bird, but
1:34
is his obsession with ornithology to
1:37
blame or something
1:39
rather more sinister? With
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the help of cast,
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crew and devoted superfans,
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I'll be covering some of
1:48
the most important scenes, discussing
1:51
the most intriguing characters and
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seeing who can spot those
1:55
cameos. Helping me on this
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episode will be Bill Young. Bill
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is Vice President of Television
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Programming for PBS in North
2:04
Texas. Bill also
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writes passionately about British television
2:09
and culture. He
2:11
is my perfect companion. You
2:13
know, the only thing that we didn't have
2:15
is somebody die before the opening credits, but
2:18
you know it's coming pretty soon. This week,
2:20
we're hearing from Jason Hughes, otherwise
2:22
known as DS Ben Jones. I
2:25
just showed up in a uniform and somebody said,
2:27
well, where's the guy? And they were, oh, sick.
2:31
That was it. He was gone and
2:33
I was in. Plus, we'll finish
2:35
things off with a round of
2:37
our super-fan face-off quiz, hosted
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by award-winning Scottish comedian,
2:42
actor, presenter and
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most importantly, die-hard Midsomer
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Murders enthusiast, Yes, It's
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Ashley Story. How
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much does the ice cream van
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charge John for two 99s? Bobby?
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A penny. Wait. Oh,
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wait. No. No. With
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the cost of dead end in this country, no, stop
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it. Also, be sure
3:12
to stick around for the end
3:14
where we tie up any of
3:16
those loose ends, wrap everything up,
3:18
announce exactly who committed the murderous
3:21
crimes and how Barnaby
3:23
solved them. Hello,
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Bill. Let's get moving. We've chosen
3:30
a rare bird. Neil Dudgeon said
3:32
it was his top 10 favorite
3:35
episode. You know, Nick, you have
3:37
to say that I didn't
3:39
know a lot about birdwatching, but now after
3:42
watching Rare Bird, I believe
3:44
I know quite a bit now.
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That's good. And in this particular
3:48
episode, members of the Midsomer and
3:50
the Marsh Ornithological Society thankfully referred
3:52
to as the MMOS have a
3:54
fallout. And that's when Ralph Ford
3:56
claims that he has spotted the
3:58
rare blue crested hoopoo. Now
4:01
the sighting puts him ahead in
4:03
this year's list competition but as
4:05
MMO OS president Patrick Morgan says
4:07
the bird could never have been seen in
4:10
Midsomer as its native to Uganda. So
4:12
he's infuriated isn't he now? He
4:15
storms out of the meeting and then
4:17
yeah lots of heated words
4:19
shall we say and then the
4:22
next day Patrick is found dead
4:24
in Thornsdown Lake the scene of
4:26
the alleged hupu sighting. Now when
4:28
they put his body from the
4:30
lake it's entangled in a mist
4:32
net used to catch and release
4:34
birds and he sustained several very
4:36
very nasty blows to the head
4:38
which has caused his death. The
4:40
dead man's wife Nina which is a
4:42
former Russian prima ballerina had recently become
4:45
pregnant. Now before his death
4:47
Patrick Morgan accused Nina of sleeping with
4:49
another man so Midsomer professing
4:52
it to be impossible that
4:54
she be pregnant. What?
5:00
What is it possibly going to be? It
5:03
was a man's death and it was a
5:05
ballerina and it was a man's
5:07
death. Oh
5:09
Nina how did your husband get up
5:11
to you? You hear that? I'll
5:13
kill you! You're the man! Oh! That's
5:17
not a great start is it to the
5:20
show? I'll kill you. Now a bird alert
5:22
sent from Ralph Ford's phone had lured the
5:24
now deceased Morgan to the scene of
5:26
the crime. Ford, a
5:29
professional taxidermist of course, claims
5:31
his phone was stolen and
5:33
Tim Whitley while bird-watching incidentally
5:36
captured the sound of Morgan's
5:38
attack on the stroke of
5:41
midnight. Well how appropriate you have a
5:43
taxidermist in a bird-watching episode and then
5:45
I thought it was very strange to
5:48
Actually send the text from your
5:50
own phone. Thankfully He claimed it
5:52
was stolen. Very odd. Olivia Carter
5:54
which was secretary of the MMOS
5:56
and receptionist to Dr. Markham Who's
5:58
another member of the. The Mls
6:00
seems very traumatize obviously by Patrick's
6:03
death, while the belligerent farmer George
6:05
Napier is thankful he is glad
6:07
to be rid of the former
6:09
city financiere while expressing pity for
6:12
the beautiful, well. I wouldn't
6:14
sit tight. Wilding reveals a tax hike
6:16
had a set to me mean is
6:18
Charles and couldn't have been. He's oh
6:20
no mean explains he had a drunken
6:23
sling, had a party in London. That.
6:25
Jones is convinced that her mother
6:27
is and local mans. Could he
6:30
be a member of the M
6:32
M O S or even day
6:34
substrates the local to very good
6:36
looking bad boy. You're not
6:38
going ahead with us. Saw
6:40
us. Strain the me and
6:42
your dream eyewitness habitats A
6:44
several birds with protected status
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as was made protected Not
6:49
i'm birds are so you
6:51
if I after so you're.
6:57
Sitting fluffing so and so. On
7:00
the bombing, the problems, and
7:02
over the last. And at
7:05
his residence forever. Without
7:08
a turn the volume down. The.
7:12
Loudest. And
7:14
love that local bad boy here. Every
7:16
village needs a bad boy here, especially
7:19
submit Somewhere in the March. I love
7:21
that he ain't getting his ricin bailout and
7:23
how to explain what that means? do? I.
7:25
Have never said it that way, but you don't have.
7:28
A self explanatory but password is
7:30
just not setting himself up well
7:32
with the local town. Nice. Out
7:35
as far as good a wise it.sight
7:37
clack the loudest get sort of having
7:39
already they're setting it up. We've got
7:41
a couple of issues here, haven't we?
7:43
We've got had faith threatening to kill
7:46
his wife Nina and then obviously we
7:48
can see this conference call with the
7:50
farm us and also with Day Foxy
7:52
as well so it's still a soft
7:54
pretty easy, pretty heated. Years. As
7:57
you know, the only thing that we didn't
7:59
have somebody die the for the opening credits.
8:01
but you know it's it's coming pretty soon
8:03
or. Is still got to get into
8:06
this bird matter. Heavenly was we're talking
8:08
about the mid summer in the Mosque
8:10
Ornithological Society Easy for some to say
8:13
and this is I. All gets on.
8:15
it does. starts. A kickoff Sprouse
8:17
has claimed that he soared through
8:19
Christopher from same are some of
8:21
the Saudis are you? A
8:24
mega and will you alone at
8:26
a time Said it's unverifiable Asked.
8:30
To purchase. My bird
8:32
is my bond. Nobody's questioning your
8:34
word routes. Yes, he is. And
8:37
why? Because this I think
8:39
it's may ten point lead in this is this
8:41
competition. Ten. Points of View:
8:44
Patrick's That's what this is all
8:46
about. I know, This
8:50
is. From
8:53
now on, consider yourself an endangered
8:55
species. It away.
8:57
Now the scene has been set. We've
9:00
heard all the policy in the upstairs
9:02
room at the pub deciding on how
9:04
many points people should or shouldn't get
9:06
said. These blue cressida hoopoe which has
9:08
been spouses. And the
9:10
at Tempus afraid was a
9:12
says and threats on made.
9:14
L E S is getting
9:16
serious. My. Had no idea is
9:18
that it was this serious. Said there
9:20
were points they were in you. You
9:23
got rules as to you know when
9:25
you can see something. do have a
9:27
witness. All. About they censor.
9:29
Not helps, but you can tell the
9:31
rails and pass it. There's no love
9:33
lost between them and Olivia. cause as
9:35
we can tell, early on early days
9:37
I see the pub that Patchett Morgan
9:39
is essential of her world. Even now
9:41
I'm not so as to sip cages
9:43
says devastated when he's murdered. You hear
9:46
about the maddest. I'm investigating
9:48
Perfect Movements Death Yes, he knows.
9:50
Fast forward it to I am
9:52
and Six easy as. It
9:55
sounds good to have a lot richer through
9:58
town for with cry. And then. The
10:00
me thinking that bird watching was such an
10:02
innocence pastime. Of
10:04
inspector it's religion Urges are a bunch
10:07
of just a self centered maniacs council
10:09
the room waiting for the glimpse of
10:11
a rather. And
10:13
I'm sports figure was casa.
10:16
Es I just enjoy the
10:18
exercise. Yeah, the exercise. iii
10:20
The whole super. Trick. It must
10:23
be great for Barnaby because you know in in
10:25
every episode everybody in town does his work for
10:27
them. They all know who did it a night
10:29
on. And
10:31
they aren't afraid to tell him either,
10:33
which I think is whether it was
10:36
done Nettles or Neil Dudgeon. What I
10:38
love about the character is that everybody
10:40
feels so comparable to talk to them
10:42
into. Share. Without. Him having
10:45
ask any questions century, centuries,
10:48
The. Gp in Markham claims his relationship
10:50
with Nina was purely professional Of
10:52
course, while fellow Twitter and former
10:54
orchestral performer Michael hips man said
10:56
he was playing is over with
10:58
Midnight as we all do on
11:00
the night of Patrick's Murder. Or
11:03
later the doctor visits Nina at her home.
11:05
To comfort her in her grief
11:08
up pictures of them together or
11:10
delivered anonymously to Barnaby? Where did
11:12
you get these and put them
11:14
in? Been following this, somebody send
11:16
them to anonymously and comment. Mrs.
11:19
Morgan was stressed as a coma.
11:21
She wanted the sedative to them
11:23
for real trauma. She needed to
11:25
talk to him. Cuddles was it
11:27
she was upset. Would you like
11:29
to have a second think about
11:32
what you told me regarding how
11:34
close you in Syria know or
11:36
I? I hated Patrick more than
11:38
that wasn't personal, everybody did. but
11:40
I'm not the father of Mrs.
11:42
Morgan child or her lover. Or.
11:44
Patrick's killer. You
11:47
think I'm in a those things
11:49
improve it. Oh don't worry daughter
11:52
if you are Patrick killer I
11:54
will nails you for. i
11:57
love it now that you've got the pictures okay i
11:59
did hate that Morgan now that you mention it. Yeah,
12:02
exactly. And of course in those pictures, it
12:04
is photographs of him cuddling up with Nina. Ralph
12:07
and Morgan had this upset about this rare
12:09
bird, yeah, this
12:12
hooping. Well, Ralph did
12:14
see it. I know because I
12:16
saw it too. Thought you were
12:18
closet birdwatcher nowadays. Yeah, whatever. I
12:21
shot a couple of rugs last week, but this other bird fell
12:23
to worth as well. It was
12:25
strange. It was sort of like a bluey-brown colour.
12:29
The hooping. So I
12:31
take it to Ralph because he buys any dead
12:33
rare animal stuffs themselves and one. So Ralph was
12:36
telling the truth about spotting it. Yeah,
12:39
only after I shot his stone dead. That's
12:42
cheating, see, because they can't claim a tick in
12:44
their book if it's dead when they spot it.
12:47
Listen, you want to get down Ralph Ford's
12:49
workshop and shake his tree. Not
12:52
mine. You have the
12:54
local bad boy who has no
12:57
desire whatsoever to be associated with
12:59
liking birdwatching. It's like, yeah, whatever.
13:01
Yeah, all he's interested in is earning
13:03
a few bucks, isn't it? Foxley startled
13:05
Ralph in the woods demanding money to
13:07
keep quiet as he knows the truth
13:09
about Ralph. Now, summoned by
13:12
an emergency house call, Dr. Markham walks along
13:14
the edge of the lake, never a good
13:16
thing to do, and is ensnared by a
13:18
mist net similar to the one Patrick's body
13:20
was found in. A faceless
13:23
perpetrator fires two shots from
13:25
a shotgun blasting the good
13:27
doctor dead. Nina finally
13:29
admits to the detectives the dead
13:31
man was the father of her
13:33
child. Yes, it was the doctor. Well,
13:35
Nikki, and you have to think watching this, you're
13:37
sitting at home and you're saying, stay away from
13:40
the edge of the lake. Nothing
13:42
good happens near the edge
13:44
of the lake. Now, cartridges from
13:46
Foxley's gun magically match
13:48
the ones found by Dr. Markham's body
13:51
in the woods, but Foxley says they're
13:53
from shooting vermin. Confronted, he concedes Ralph
13:55
did find the rare hupu, but only
13:57
after Foxley shot him, he was shot.
14:00
shot it down in error. Now the detectives go
14:02
to Ralph's workshop, find the hoopoo,
14:04
but stuffed. The taxidermist may
14:06
have lied, but he insists that he
14:08
couldn't hurt another living creature, let
14:10
alone the two dead men. Did you see anyone else out
14:13
by the lake last night? Oh, no, no. Do
14:15
you want a shotgun, Tim? Me. Yes,
14:18
yes. I do a bit of clay
14:20
pigeon shooting in case. Keep it locked
14:22
away. Good. Mind if we take a
14:24
look at it? Well, actually, I'm running
14:27
a bit late. It's Amy's
14:29
ballet graduation class tonight. I'd only take you a
14:31
minute to get it, Mr. Whitley. It'd be very useful to
14:33
us if we could eliminate it from our inquiries. Yes,
14:36
of course. So. Isn't
14:38
it amazing how everybody who has something that
14:41
Barnaby wants to look at, is like, well,
14:43
can we see it? Well, you know, I
14:45
am really busy right now. So can we
14:47
do this later? Yeah. Do
14:50
you know what? If there had been a
14:52
death or two deaths in my local town
14:54
or village, and a chief inspector came knocking
14:56
at the door and a detective sergeant, I'd
14:58
be absolutely petrified. And the one thing you
15:00
get time and time again is they're so
15:02
relaxed about it. They say, oh, yes, a
15:04
little bit later, I'm off on my way
15:06
out. But they don't seem too phased or
15:08
frightened. Even if you know you didn't do
15:10
it, it still would get
15:13
to me. Yeah, I'd be scared rigid.
15:15
But of course, the boys are close
15:17
to solving it. This is the recording
15:19
that Tim Whitley made on the night
15:21
of Patrick's death. Now there's the church
15:23
bells striking midnight, then Patrick's cry, and
15:25
a little later the splash. Yes. Yeah,
15:27
I remember all that. What else can
15:29
you hear? Nothing. Exactly.
15:33
I think we've got our killer. Come on. You
15:37
remember when the
15:45
time of Patrick's death, he was at home playing
15:47
the over. But if he had been playing his
15:49
over, Tim Whitley's microphone would have picked it up.
15:51
But he didn't. There was nothing on the recording.
15:54
So he wasn't playing it at the time of
15:56
Patrick's death. No, he was lying. I
15:58
think neither is next. victim. And
16:01
off they run to try and
16:03
save Nina before Michael Hipsman gets
16:05
to her. Well I think you
16:07
know when you think about all of the
16:09
police procedural programs it's always the butler who
16:11
does it. Now I'm going to start my
16:14
first questions like is there an
16:16
oboe player amongst you because you never
16:18
trust the oboe player. Not
16:21
the fact that they've got such
16:23
sophisticated recording equipment to chase after
16:25
some birds that they can pick
16:27
up things like two or three
16:29
miles away. So
16:33
Bill one of the actors
16:35
has caught my eye in a cameo role. I
16:37
wonder if it's the same as the one you
16:39
I'm sure you're going to share with us. Well
16:42
the first one that immediately came to mind was
16:45
Ralph Ford who is played by the
16:47
actor James Dreyfus. I recognize
16:49
him from a number of different comedy
16:51
series one being Thin Blue Line which
16:53
was started Rowan Atkinson but also
16:56
Gimme Gimme Gimme and then
16:58
more recently Mount Pleasant. Yeah he's a superb
17:01
actor really really good.
17:04
This your hobby Mr. Ford? My
17:07
profession. I'm a taxidermist
17:10
you'd be surprised at what people want to preserve and
17:12
how much they're prepared to pay for it. You
17:14
name it I've stuffed it. Now
17:16
there's another actor that I noticed his
17:19
name in the show was Dave Foxley
17:21
the local bad boy good-looking bad boy
17:23
as well. Actually the actor
17:26
is Paul Nichols who where a lot
17:28
of us over here will know from
17:30
EastEnders he played DS and Casey in
17:32
the ITV drama Law and Order UK
17:34
and he was also in a Channel
17:36
4 drama at Clea Bridge but we
17:38
all know and loved him as Joe
17:40
Wicks in EastEnders and he was a
17:43
heartthrob back in the day a total
17:45
heartthrob. So you noticed him as Paul
17:47
Nichols or you noticed him just because
17:49
he was the local bad boy in
17:51
Midsomer Murders. Well he really did have a
17:56
huge role in EastEnders he had some great lives
17:58
I'm not sure how to long he was in
18:00
it for, probably a couple of years, but as it's
18:02
on nearly every single day, you know, he wouldn't have
18:05
been able to walk down the street without
18:07
being recognized. I mean, as soon as
18:09
he came onto the screen, I was like, ah, yes,
18:13
good actor. What I've
18:15
noticed in a lot of these episodes
18:17
is that you do have a lot
18:19
of people that have been pulled from
18:21
EastEnders, the Bill, doctors, people
18:23
who are in it every day. So
18:26
very recognizable individuals and actors. Yeah, household
18:28
names, as we would say. What's the
18:30
matter, Ralph? Dodgy ticker, have
18:32
you? I'm not surprised. That nasty secret
18:35
you've been sitting on. What
18:37
you mean? You had a row with Morgan over
18:39
that bus. Now, if I told
18:41
the world what went on there, you were in the sticky
18:43
stuff. You wouldn't do that, would
18:45
you, Dave? Brattle a few teacups round here,
18:47
that, wouldn't it? Please, please.
18:49
Don't worry, Ralph. I
18:52
don't rot on people. Not even to the coppers. I
18:56
love that. You wouldn't do that, would you, Dave? Well,
18:58
if there's money involved, yes, Dave would. Oh,
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Mayhem we like to delve into our
20:12
archives to hear from some of the people who
20:14
made the show what it is. And
20:17
this week what a delight we're
20:19
hearing from Jason Hughes otherwise known
20:21
as DS Ben Jones. So
20:24
he took over from DS Daniel
20:26
Scott and held the show transition
20:28
from DCI Tom Barnaby to DCI
20:31
John Barnaby. Jason
20:33
was born in Wales in 1917 joined the
20:36
National Youth Theatre of Wales when
20:38
he was 16. He actually lived
20:40
in the same halls of residence
20:42
as actor Michael Sheen before heading
20:45
to London to study drama at
20:47
the London Academy of Music and
20:49
Dramatic Arts. He landed the
20:51
role in Midsummer Murders in 2005. But do
20:53
you remember how he's first
20:57
came into the scene? Well we'll
20:59
let Jason explain. Yeah I thought it was
21:01
just brilliant the way that they did it.
21:03
No Scott this morning? No he called in
21:05
sick come on. I just showed up in
21:07
a uniform and somebody said well where's the
21:09
guy and they were oh sick that
21:13
was it he was gone and I was
21:15
in. He possessed
21:18
a suit Jones. Yes
21:20
sir. The tie?
21:23
I do sir yes. How do you fancy working with the
21:25
ID for a couple of days? Yes
21:28
sir. And once he was part
21:30
of the Midsummer Murders family he got
21:32
roped into all sorts of roles such
21:34
as when he had to dress up
21:36
as a nun in a sacred trust.
21:38
The thing was that because they knew
21:41
I was stupid enough to
21:43
say yes to pretty much anything that they
21:45
threw at me they just decided well let's
21:47
do that then and it also
21:49
made my day more interesting. I feel like I was
21:51
very lucky I got to do so so much fun
21:53
stuff. As I mentioned DS
21:56
Ben Jones was the detective sergeant
21:58
who held the show to transition. from
22:00
John Nettles to Neil Dudgeon. But
22:03
how was it? Well, here's
22:05
Jason Hughes explaining at the time
22:07
how he was finding it. Working
22:09
with a new inspector, Neil, has
22:11
been an absolute joy, I have to say.
22:15
He's just such a lovely guy and he's
22:18
incredibly kind. He
22:22
works really hard and he's
22:24
trying his utmost to be
22:26
as good as he possibly can. And what's really
22:28
lovely is watching him grow into
22:31
the path as well. It's
22:33
really nice seeing him kind of get
22:36
stuck into it more and
22:38
exploring it more and becoming
22:40
more and more confident about
22:42
who this guy is. Working
22:45
with a new leading man meant that
22:47
there was some adjustments to his role
22:49
too. The involvement of
22:51
Jones in these scripts has definitely changed. He's
22:54
got much more to do now, or
22:56
at least he did have. I think because
22:58
he was the bridge from the old to
23:00
the new. So it was
23:03
important, I think, for the audience. And
23:06
also it worked contextually as well
23:08
to have a linking device and
23:10
Jones is that device, Jones is
23:13
that link. And it
23:15
worked. It's quite legitimate
23:17
because there's a guy who comes from
23:19
somewhere to work in a place and
23:21
he's working with a guy who's grown
23:23
up there and knows the area very
23:25
well. So it's completely valid to have
23:27
somebody take him around, show him what's
23:29
what, where this is, the geography of
23:31
the place, the kind of people that live there,
23:33
the way things are done. So it all worked.
23:35
And as a result, fortunately for me as an
23:38
actor, it was great because I got a lot
23:40
more to do. Now, we
23:42
all know this show isn't particularly true
23:44
to life and Jason isn't ashamed to
23:46
admit it. We're not trying to be real.
23:49
It's a made up land. You know,
23:51
these stories are fantastical and
23:54
we're not gonna apologize for it. And
23:57
I think that's probably something that people enjoy.
24:00
I will leave there honest. You're not trying to
24:02
be anything, you know, that they're not. Well,
24:04
the stories may be made up
24:06
but the settings certainly aren't, which
24:08
is part, I think, of Midsummer
24:10
Murders' unique charm. Jason Hughes.
24:13
We just ended up day
24:16
after day after day after
24:18
week after week in
24:20
these most extraordinary
24:23
locations. These incredible
24:26
houses, houses that had
24:28
these incredible grounds, beautiful
24:30
farmland, beautiful forests,
24:33
which is really quite an amazing thing for
24:36
an actor to have that as your backdrop.
24:38
It definitely makes your job easier. It's quite
24:40
breathtaking. But since he left the show, has
24:43
he been back to the county of Midsummer?
24:45
When I think of my time on it, those seven
24:47
years, I was in some kind of apocalyptic world where
24:49
people just died all the time. I
24:52
haven't been that way for a while.
24:54
Junction Tooth, Junction 7 on the M40,
24:56
I just diverts, goes somewhere else. That
25:00
was the lovely Jason Hughes,
25:02
otherwise known as DS Ben
25:04
Jones. In
25:08
each episode of Midsummer Murders' mayhem, we
25:10
like to bring in the experts for
25:12
you. Now, sometimes we have our in-house
25:14
expert on the dead. Other times, we
25:17
chat to people who are involved behind
25:19
the scenes or who can answer whether
25:21
it really is possible to die by
25:23
the means that they do on
25:26
the show. This week, we're joined
25:28
by Jamie Burntell. Now, if you've
25:30
ever wondered if queer theory comes
25:32
into Midsummer Murders or how to
25:34
write the perfect crime, then guess
25:37
what? Jamie is your man. His
25:39
TED Talks education video, how to
25:41
write the perfect crime according to
25:43
Agatha Christie, has been viewed over
25:45
300,000 times. I
25:49
began by asking him what makes
25:51
this type of whodunit so
25:54
popular? As a crime
25:56
writer and at the heart of the
25:58
best and most baffling mysteries, simplicity.
26:01
It's about having a simple
26:04
pool of suspects, contained location
26:06
and a really
26:08
battling mystery that you can explain in
26:11
three or four lines.
26:13
It's about having something that
26:15
feels really complex but can
26:17
actually be understood by pretty
26:19
much anyone really easily. But
26:21
amongst the traditional crime novels,
26:24
is it actually possible to
26:26
weave in the themes of
26:28
LGBTQ plus and also diversity?
26:30
Oh yes. So a lot of people think
26:33
of Agatha Christie and a lot of people
26:35
think of cosy
26:37
crime fiction perhaps as a
26:40
very old-fashioned genre where there's
26:42
not necessarily much diversity. But
26:45
if you scrape beneath the surface you
26:47
find a whole range of human emotions
26:50
and behaviours going on as
26:52
there is in the real world reflected in
26:54
these books. The really key thing about a
26:56
lot of crime writers is that
26:59
they see through the socials charade.
27:02
They have to be able to see
27:04
through prejudice and stereotypes in order to
27:06
use them to shock the reader. So
27:10
in a way to write good crime fiction
27:12
you have to be really open-minded and outside
27:15
all the kind of prejudices and moral
27:17
panics going on at
27:19
the time you're writing. It works with
27:21
character types, it works with relationships too.
27:24
The very first episode of Midsomer Murders
27:26
plays brilliantly on the idea of a
27:29
relationship that we as viewers
27:31
wouldn't expect. Even if
27:33
we're looking for a secret romance
27:37
there are two characters we wouldn't expect to
27:39
end up together and once you realise they
27:41
are that's the whole key to
27:43
the mystery solved. So what
27:45
do you think of the episode A
27:47
Rare Bird? I thought
27:50
it contained elements of Midsomer Murders at
27:52
its best. There was
27:54
a lovely amount of slapstick comedy, a
27:56
good strong mystery at the heart of
27:58
it and some... wonderfully eccentric
28:00
and rather unlikeable in places
28:02
characters. Where were you late
28:04
last night? Oh,
28:07
Sparkat. Five pints and I'm nobody's...
28:11
Mr Morgan was killed last night. Never.
28:16
Mrs Morgan, do you know her well? Well,
28:18
not as well as I'd like to. She
28:21
fit all what, Jonesy? Eh? Now, obviously
28:23
you've studied Olga for Christie's work,
28:25
and you know it inside out,
28:27
but how do you think she
28:29
compares to Caroline Graham? I think
28:32
Caroline Graham is one of the greatest
28:34
crime writers of the 20th century, I
28:37
think, in creating Inspector Barnaby. She
28:40
created a really new type of
28:42
detective, but also a really new
28:44
type of detective story that didn't
28:47
just focus on the puzzle, or
28:49
just focus on psychology, or just
28:52
focus on violence. It
28:55
provided a really good and
28:57
cynical mix of psychology and
28:59
puzzle and location. What do
29:01
you think is the appeal
29:03
of the show? Midsummer Murders
29:05
is more
29:07
English than any real English
29:09
thing. There isn't really
29:11
a place like Midsummer, but
29:14
it's very nice to imagine there
29:16
is. I mean, thank goodness, otherwise
29:18
the homicide rate would be through the roof. It's
29:21
nice to escape into the relatively
29:24
uncomplicated world of Midsummer Murders,
29:26
and also I think the
29:29
quality of the writing they
29:31
get is excellent. Any episode
29:33
you sit down and watch,
29:35
you recognise famous faces, perhaps
29:37
playing the type of character you
29:39
wouldn't expect them to play. So
29:41
this real genius in Midsummer Murders,
29:43
it's just the perfect export, if
29:46
you like. Alright then, now before
29:48
we wrap up the interview, Jamie, what
29:50
do you think is the perfect murder
29:52
weapon? I think the
29:54
ideal weapon in Midsummer has to
29:56
be something very English, maybe...
30:00
jar of honey from the
30:02
village fate or something like
30:04
that. Some sort of ornament
30:06
you'd find in a lovely
30:08
cottage, a lovely English cottage,
30:10
a lovely gardening ornament, something
30:12
like that. These seem like
30:14
completely random shock
30:16
value ways to kill but they're quite
30:19
clever in a way because they show
30:21
us that these
30:23
pursuits we associate with the
30:25
countryside, the idyllic English worldview
30:28
of bird
30:30
watching which links instantly to hunting
30:32
of course and the presence of
30:35
rivers can be dangerous places. This
30:37
violence hidden in the most perfectly
30:40
manicured lawn and the most perfectly
30:42
clipped trees. That was Jamie
30:44
Burntell who specialises in queer theory
30:46
and wrote a Ted educational talk
30:49
all about how to write the
30:51
perfect crime according to Agatha Christie.
30:55
It's now time for everybody's favourite segment
30:57
of the podcast. It's the Midsummer Murders
31:00
Superfan Face Off Mega Quiz with the
31:02
Ashley Aaaaah! And
31:07
today I'm joined by Caroline who's
31:09
in Scotland and Bobby who's in
31:11
Philadelphia. Go Eagles! Caroline,
31:15
I need you to give me a buzzer sound. Any
31:17
sound you want. Buzz! Oh baby, we don't
31:19
have the money for buzzer sound so you
31:22
have to make your own sound. What's your
31:24
sound? I'll do the typical B. So
31:27
we're just going both buzzy bees. Well yeah, buzzy
31:29
bee. Very creative,
31:32
right. It's time
31:34
for your questions. Are you ready ladies?
31:36
Yep. Yes.
31:38
Okay, it's an easy one to
31:40
start off with. Question number one,
31:43
what is the name of the
31:45
pub frequented in the episode A
31:47
Rare Burn? The
31:49
Feathers. Yes, Bobby. The
31:52
Feathers. It is the Feathers. Bobby nails it one
31:54
point on the board for Bobby. It's the field
31:56
goal. It's
32:00
mine, don't worry Caroline, there's plenty
32:02
of time. There's ten questions. Question
32:05
number two. The alleged
32:07
sighting of which rare bird
32:09
excites the village birdwatcher? I'm
32:13
gonna go Caroline first. The
32:16
blue speckled hupu? So
32:19
close but no coconut! Nice poppu! Blue
32:24
crested hupu. It
32:26
was the blue crested hupu. Which
32:30
also is weirdly my secret name on
32:32
Tinder. Question
32:34
number three. The
32:37
gentle stroll that Sarah Barnaby
32:39
plans and which John calls
32:41
a root march is how
32:43
many miles long? Eight.
32:47
Yes Bobby, it is
32:49
eight miles, correct. Bobby's
32:52
got game. Bobby has, Bobby's got game.
32:56
Bobby's got mid-summer murder knowledge coming
32:58
out, or I was gonna
33:01
say blue crested hupu but that feels
33:03
inappropriate. Question
33:05
number four. Finish this sentence.
33:08
I could never harm another living thing.
33:10
I mean, I couldn't. I'm
33:14
a...catalyne. Vegetarian? It
33:16
is vegetarian catalyne. Oh, if I only
33:19
get one today that'll be enough. I
33:21
have some dignity. Question number
33:24
five. Which village
33:26
does this episode take place in?
33:29
Bobby. Midsummer and the marsh. Bobby, Midsummer
33:31
and the marsh. You did it. Question
33:34
number six. Barnaby
33:36
and Jones discuss the potential of
33:38
an affair between Nina and another
33:41
villager. What is the
33:43
name of the D.H. Lawrence novel
33:45
mentioned in this conversation? Who's...
33:50
Caroline. Lady Chatterley's lover. It's
33:53
the big filthy novel, Lady Chatterley's
33:55
lover, well done Caroline. Question number
33:58
seven. A rare bird... is
34:00
from season 14 of Midsummer
34:02
Murders. How many
34:05
episodes are in this season? Caroline.
34:08
Eight? She's got
34:10
it in one! Come on Caroline! Okay,
34:13
question number eight. How
34:15
much does the ice cream
34:17
van charge Jones for two
34:20
99s? Bobby? A
34:23
penny? Like, oh
34:26
wait. No. With
34:29
the cost of dairy in this country, no, stop it
34:32
Eddie! No, Bobby, Caroline
34:34
have you got an answer? I know it's a
34:36
lot. I'm just gonna go with the five or
34:38
five pounds. Of course but
34:40
no coking up Bobby. I'll come back to you for
34:42
your final shot. No, I can't get it. I know
34:44
it's like two for something and I can't get
34:46
it. Which means I
34:48
get the point. The answer was four pounds.
34:52
Which is too much for a 99. Question
34:58
number nine. In
35:01
which season 19 episode
35:03
does Jones make a guest appearance
35:06
after being replaced by the S
35:08
Charlie Nelson? Bobby
35:10
was in first. Last man
35:12
out. It is
35:15
last man out. It is on
35:17
YouTube a really, really hardcore Midsummer
35:19
Murderer fans. This is exciting. Final
35:22
question. Are you ready
35:25
ladies? Take a breath. Final question. Which
35:28
Tchaikovsky does the murderer
35:31
take inspiration from? Caroline.
35:38
She's right. She's right. Okay.
35:44
The scores are Bobby four,
35:46
Caroline five, Ashley one. Well
35:48
done me. Ladies,
35:51
that was amazing. That was probably
35:53
one of the most tense listeners.
35:55
You can't see their faces but
35:57
never before have I seen two
35:59
women. and look so concentrated
36:01
on Midsomer Marders
36:04
in my puff. That was
36:06
great. Thank you so much
36:08
Caroline and Bobbie. Well done
36:10
Caroline, Bobbie. You fought
36:12
valiantly. Thank you. Thank you ladies. Thank
36:15
you. Now at the
36:21
end of each episode we like to
36:24
wrap up so we can finally later
36:26
rest and answer, well, who done it?
36:29
As Nina leads her ballet pupils
36:31
through their end of year concert,
36:33
Sarah shows Barnaby footage of the
36:35
ballerina in her prime. In
36:37
the theatre, Barnaby spots a
36:40
familiar face and realises the
36:42
extent of the murderer's obsession.
36:44
Remember that word, obsession. And
36:47
as Barnaby can, he rouses Jones to
36:49
meet him at the concert to intercept
36:51
Nina before she can be harmed. Well,
36:53
they discover Nina's car has been tampered
36:55
with leading her to accept a ride
36:57
from, you guessed it, the
37:00
oboe player Michael. We find out
37:02
the hipsman played in the
37:04
orchestra where Nina used to perform
37:06
as one of the prima ballerinas and
37:09
he's had an obsession with her all
37:11
that time and tracks her down to
37:13
this village and is playing
37:15
for her every single week when she goes
37:17
to the village hall with the children to
37:19
do dance classes, to do ballet classes. I
37:22
mean, that's quite an obsession. Well, don't
37:24
forget the creepy shrine too. Barnaby
37:26
and Jones rush to hipsman's home where
37:28
they discover a shrine in the barn
37:30
a fuller photograph of Nina as a
37:33
ballerina. Barnaby remembers in the
37:35
end of Swan Lake the lead drowns
37:37
with her lover prince in a lake
37:39
of tears. What's that? It's
37:42
a circle, Nina's circle from the
37:44
ballet Swan Lake. She threw
37:46
it into the audience at the end of her final
37:48
gala performance and Michael
37:50
caught it and my guess is that
37:52
now Michael will want to
37:54
destroy her. Innocent
38:00
white swan was made pregnant
38:03
by Dr. Markham. She became
38:05
Odile, the corrupted, the black swan. You
38:07
know, I have to think, anytime you discover a
38:09
shrine in the barn, one, it's
38:12
creepy, but... Never bird. ... gives you away.
38:14
Now, the detectives make for the edge
38:17
of Swansdown Lake. There they find Michael
38:19
and Nina. Michael has Nina
38:21
snared in a mist net, again, barely
38:24
conscious. Now, Barnaby keeps Michael distracted
38:26
as Joan circles around the jetty.
38:28
Just as Michael is about to
38:30
toss Nina to her watery grave,
38:33
Joan pounces on him as Joan's can,
38:36
plunging both men into the water. You
38:38
decided to kill Patrick? You did kill
38:40
him, didn't you? Stay still,
38:42
Nina! Keep away from me! No,
38:44
Michael, you... Wait, wait!
38:48
Why did you send us those photographs? You
38:50
were trying to throw suspicion up to Markham.
38:52
But once you heard that Markham was the
38:54
father of Nina's child, he had to go
38:56
too, didn't he? No! You
39:01
shot him. You can't lose the smell
39:03
of the tree, Cindy. You picked him in the
39:05
water. Case is from Dave
39:07
Foxley's shotgun, trying to implicate him
39:09
as well. You seem to
39:11
know everything, Inspector. It's my job, Michael.
39:14
Then you'll know why Nina has to
39:16
die in the lake. We'll both
39:18
go down together. How? End of
39:20
the episode, Michael. She's innocent.
39:22
She's still on deck. She's still on
39:25
my squad. Now, now, now, look at
39:27
that! The black swabbers! We
39:29
were thrown together in the lake of tears!
39:32
The killer is apprehended. Barnaby
39:34
and Jones sit in their
39:36
office, admire the confiscated stuff,
39:38
hoop-ho, and host a very rare
39:41
bird indeed. In
39:44
the next episode of Midsummer Murders
39:47
Mayhem, Ashley and I will
39:49
be taking a walk on the cultist
39:51
side of life with the Oblong Murders.
39:53
How about going undercover on
39:55
one of their induction courses?
39:58
No, I've got a week off, sir. I need
40:00
it. I just
40:02
pop in. I think this is what he's
40:05
called an amazing opportunity. Intelligence
40:07
gathering skills, you see? The course has
40:09
not been in vain. And
40:11
it wouldn't do your promotion prospects
40:13
any harm either. We're going to
40:16
be hearing from Jill Radings, the
40:18
trainer of Sykes, DCI John Barnaby's
40:20
Jack Russell Cross. Sykes
40:22
had no limitations. He was what I
40:24
call an old singing old dancing dog.
40:27
And of course, Ashlee will round things
40:29
off with the superfan quiz. Midsomer
40:38
Murders Mayhem is presented by
40:40
me, Nikki Chapman. A
40:42
massive thank you to Bill
40:44
Young, Ashlee's story and our
40:46
guest, Jason Hughes. This has
40:48
been an all three media
40:50
international production with special thanks
40:52
to associate producers, Rachel Baster
40:54
and Danny Waugh. This
40:56
series was created by Story
40:59
Hunter. The executive producer was
41:01
Kirsty Hunter produced by Shannon
41:03
Delwish. The production team was
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Pam Mueller, Annie Abraham and
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