It’s been a long break, but I’m back to insult your intelligence - hopefully every week without breaks for a good long while.

You’ve almost certainly heard of the clown-show that is the stock market these last few months, with all the reddit-based retail traders causing a ruckus… A buncha those people made a lot of money...  More people lost their ass.

You could continue just nodding and saying shit like “Yeah wow that’s crazy” when people talk about the stock market, or you could learn how the fuck it actually works and maybe invest some cash yourself.

Today, we’re gonna learn what the stock market is, what causes it to magically go up and down, how arbitrary and stupid it all is, how to trade stocks, what “Options” are, and then break down a few options strategies so you can lose your money faster.


Welcome to - “How To Trade Stocks”


For the record, I’m not a professional and this isn’t investment advice, so probably don’t do dumb shit then sue me because you’re an idiot and lost all your money.