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It was you, Kristin, who
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shot you up. I watched a lot
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of TV growing up. When
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I was nine, I memorized the
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TV guide
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When my brother Lawrence told Missus Barnett
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across the street that he had a younger brother.
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She didn't believe him. You wouldn't like me when
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I'm angry. That's
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how little I went outside. I
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learned early on that the television universe
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is divided into hour long dramas
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I Trusted You, I Trusted
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You, and half hour sitcoms.
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On dramas, death is a fact
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of life. Consider that, over the course
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of the six seasons of The Sopranos,
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ninety two characters died. You
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shot him at his bad naked no
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chance to run, I swear gun. It's
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even grizzlier on Game of Thrones, where
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characters have a seventy percent chance
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of getting killed off and
1:15
the records. But
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today we're talking about something far
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more mysterious,
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something that's haunted me ever since
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my childhood basement dwelling days,
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something that just shouldn't happen. I'm
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Morocca and this is mobituaries.
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This mobit sitcom
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depths and disappearances.
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I've brought in an expert to help me investigate
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the phenomenon of sitcom depths
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and disappearances. I'm Alan
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Sepinwall, chief TV critic for Rolling
2:08
Stone. I've been writing about TV
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since the nineties when there were like five
2:13
channels, and now there's you know, five hundred
2:15
different scripted shows on TV right now.
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I'm not the first person to say, but there's too much
2:20
TV. There really is, you
2:22
know, and it's good to hear, like people who
2:24
are not TV critics say that. And also, the Western
2:26
world's fertility rates are really low, so
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there's just not enough people to watch these
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shows. You know,
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who's going to watch Longmeyer. I don't have time
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to do it. And I'm sure it's a fine show,
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but there's so many other things, so
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many It's like when you hear about how big
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the universe actually is and it starts
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to hurt. Oh my god. And like the Netflix
2:46
interface alone, it's like you you could spend
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like the length of a movie looking
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for a movie. Our topic here is
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sitcom depths and disappearances. One
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of the great mysteries. So I actually
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died once on TV. It was not
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on a sitcom. It was on an hour long drama
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on law and Order, criminal intent. I
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played a gossip column. It's named t K.
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Richmond. They even gave me a Fedora to wear. I've
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never ever watched this, I promise
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you. I swear I've never seen this, and
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I thought I would watch it with an esteemed
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television critic for the first time. So Helen,
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if if you join me for this, here we go.
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Okay, let's do it. Oh
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God, that hat doesn't really work on me. Elliott,
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Elliott, calm down. There's nothing
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that says that these pictures have to run in my
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column, blackmail photos. We're
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in a car now. It's not a bribe,
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it's an opportunity. This is going to be the
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hot new place. The pictures
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go away, right right. I
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do have a little integrity.
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Did you just blow up? How was that? I
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just blew up? Oh? Do they show
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my charred remains? Oh
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no? Oh
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my hat? The hat survives. So that's
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good. What
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do you think did I pass as a New York Post gossip
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reporter? I mean your look was very
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sweet smell of success. Well, thank
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you. I love any Tony Curtis comparison.
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Okay, So lots of people die in hour
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long dramas. I think, Actually, that's right.
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That's the main ingredients. Somebody has to die in every
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law and order, and there've been three thousand of them.
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But for someone to die or disappear
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on a sitcom is much different.
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Why Because sitcom's, in
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theory, are meant to be a little bit lighter, more
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relatable, more relaxing. It's you're
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going to spend some happy time laughing at,
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you know, someone tripping over the couch, or forgetting
4:40
to pick up the groceries or something relatively
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simple. Death is not
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that. In other words, sitcom
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audiences don't want characters to
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die, which is why in some rare
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cases the characters have just disappeared
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without any explanation, a syndrome
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given its own name, Cunningham
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syndrome. Happy
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There was Chuck Cunningham, the third Cunningham
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child on Happy Days, the eldest Cunningham
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child, who was in the show for two
5:11
seasons and then was never heard from or
5:13
mentioned again. Anna,
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who was Chuck Cunningham? You said the third
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child, But I'm glad you corrected yourself and
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said the eldest, because he was the first child.
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Not that Howard or Marion acted like
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he was particularly special. I mean he lived
5:28
in the apartment above the garage before
5:30
funds. He did. He was usually when you saw
5:32
him either carrying a basketball or
5:34
eating food, or possibly both. I gotta
5:36
go to basketball practice. He
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was not really a prominent part of the show. And
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then a couple of years in the producers decided
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we don't need another Cunningham and we want Funzy
5:45
to live above the garage, and so Chuck
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disappeared and never came back. You write the basketball
5:50
in the sandwich or his chief accessories. I
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mean, that's the thing we remember from him,
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Chuck, I've told you not to dribble in the house,
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all right, Dad. Do
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we remember anything about him really? Well?
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I think we remember that he disappeared. Yes,
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But when that's the most memorable thing about you,
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that sort of speaks to why they were
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willing to get rid of him in the first place. Good
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point, good, Well, do you think the fix was in for
6:16
him? Did it feel like vultures were circling over
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him during those first two seasons? Well, I mean he started
6:20
getting less and less to do, and that was
6:22
a show that was obviously going through a lot of
6:25
behind the scenes transformations over those first couple
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of years. Is that right? Yeah, Fonnzi's a relatively
6:29
minor character when you start watching the show. They
6:35
wouldn't even allow him to wear
6:37
the black leather jacket when he was on the motorcycle
6:40
because the network feared that he looked too much
6:42
like a hoodlum and the audience wouldn't want
6:44
to watch that. And once they decided to beef
6:46
up Fonzie's role, and you have shift it
6:48
from a single camp sitcom shot on film
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to a multicam shot in front of an audience. Bye
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Bye, Chuck. So I talked to Henry Winkler
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and I asked him did Chuck have
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to disappear? And here's what he
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said. They did not have room
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in the writing for the older
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brother because the fawns became
7:08
the older brother. Everything
7:10
that you would go to the older brother for, Richie
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went to the fawns for Yeah. I mean, if
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you had to choose between who you were going to get advice
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from about girls, about cars,
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about being cool, about being anything, why
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would you not go to Arthur Fonzarelli. All
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right, now, this is en up girl. One time,
7:26
one time, Molly Line might not pick kiss
7:29
the fonds. That's a bogging at any right
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right exactly, And so Gary Marshall,
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the creator of Happy Days, it was obviously
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great at what he did. So he makes
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the calculation that if this character disappears,
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the audience will be fine with it, something that
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I asked Henry about. Only years
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later did I ask Gary what
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happened? And he explained to
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me, Hey, what did he say? It was the
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older brother and I didn't know how
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to write for him, and then the right
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for you, and we had to let him
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go, and there was a terror. Well the thing
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he went upstairs. He never a game down,
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and Gary understood that the audience would accept
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that. Gary understood television was
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so well or well enough to
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know that if you've got
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this problem and you
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write him out, you
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don't make a big deal out
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of getting rid of the character. It
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will be like slime.
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You can poke a hole in the slime and
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it closes in on itself and
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becomes whole again. So Alan
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was Henry right about this. Mostly
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obviously, people still brought it up. They bring it up
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all the time, and especially whenever in the later
8:38
seasons Howard or Marion would
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make a reference to their two children. In
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the very last episode of the series, Joni
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and Chachi get married, and Howard makes
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a toast, you know, talking about all the happy
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days that he and Marion have had, and he says, but
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we've had the joy of raising two wonderful
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kids. And I was nerdy
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enough even at that age to say, what about
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Chuck? I mean, harsh
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Henry told me he gets asked all the time
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about Chuck's fate. Oh a million times,
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Hey, what happened to Chuck? Nobody
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is really interested, and they just
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love the question, do you know. I'm
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so sorry, but it's true. Yeah,
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No, no one actually cares about Chuck. It's
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literally just the fact that they pretended he didn't
9:21
exist. I think if they'd said Chuck moved
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away, Chuck goes to Seattle exactly,
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he could have just become an offstage character that
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they refer to occasionally. Yeah, I mean, you know,
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not all families are so tight knit
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that they're always around and always in each other's
9:35
business. You know. Even if Chuck didn't
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never falling out, maybe he just had a full life of his own
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far far away from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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So for Phonsie to live, Chuck had
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to die. Yes, the sitcom
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universe is even harsher than the Law and Order Criminal
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Intent universe. Yeah, I mean, it's just like
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because he's not even dead, He's no longer
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in this reality. It's sad. Well,
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Alan, as I'm sure you know, the Internet
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is replete with theories about
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what happened to Chuck, So of course I
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had to run some of these by Henry confirm
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or deny some of these widely circulated theories
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among fans about what happened to Chuck Cunningham.
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One he died in Vietnam. No,
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still in his bedroom. Yes, this
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is a serious one. Was gay and disowned by
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his family because it was the nineteen fifties.
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Oh no, I don't
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think he would have been disowned by the Cunningham's.
10:25
I think that Missus C for
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sure would have embraced
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him. Would mister C really been okay
10:32
with that? Mister C was
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very busy with hammers. Remember he
10:36
owned a hardware store that
10:39
was like always on the brink, right right,
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okay, So he was otherwise occupied,
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So Missus C would have handled this, okay.
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Gary Marshall always told people that Chuck Cunningham
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got a basketball scholarship in Mongolia.
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That sounds really
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right, And the sad truth is
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I think we're all used to sort of pretending
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that someone who has existed doesn't
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exist anymore. Yep, yep, I
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I've done that. Had
11:05
we go to a very dark place. But it's
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true. We've all had an
11:09
older relative tell us, don't
11:11
talk about that person. That person doesn't
11:14
exist anymore. Yes, there's these family feuds
11:16
and suddenly we don't talk about this aunt anymore.
11:19
Yeah. I mean, Chuck could have done something really
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awful. The Cunningham's are a very
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decent, you know, apple pie kind of
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family. Chuck could have been a deviant.
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Oh. By the way, that last episode of
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Jonie and Chocci getting married that led
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to the spinoff, No, no, no, the spinoff was in the
11:34
middle of the show. It wasn't really Yes, they
11:36
left Happy Days for like maybe
11:38
half a year maybe more to go do Jonie
11:40
Loves Chocci, which is the worst theme song in the history
11:43
of television, right. I
11:50
actually liked Joni Loves Chocci. I always thought
11:52
there it would be fun. And there as yet another spinoff
11:54
where Jonie moves to the shore
11:56
and opens a little store where she sells
11:59
knick knacks and bobbles, and it would be called
12:01
Jonas I'm
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so glad. I
12:08
love that you got it. You know what
12:11
ever gets it? Oh my god.
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And now we take a moment to remember another
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dearly departed sitcom character, Judy
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Winslow, who spent four seasons
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on the nineteen nineties hit sitcom Family
12:36
Matters. Family
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Matters told a story of a working class
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family in Chicago with three kids.
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Judy was the youngest. Hi,
12:47
this is Jamie Foxworth, and most people might
12:49
know me as Judy Winslow from the television
12:51
show Family Matters. Jamie
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Foxworth started playing Judy when
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she was just a middle schooler. Judy
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was the sassy little girl with a quick wit
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and shark one liners what
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I'm called and I'm Craig lessively.
13:08
But over time Jamie started
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to notice that Judy wasn't being given
13:12
as much sass to throw around. I
13:15
was getting less and less screen time. And
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it was always like Judy goes up
13:19
to her room, Like I would literally
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be down, you know, in the live room
13:24
with everybody else, and I would say, okay, guys,
13:26
and the next thing you know, Judy's right up the steps,
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just like the fawns in Happy Days. Family
13:32
Matters had found its star, a
13:34
pesky next door neighbor in suspenders
13:36
and thick, grimmed glasses speaker
13:39
the latter service. That's
13:41
right, Erkele, because his
13:43
unstoppable rise would mean the
13:46
sad decline of Judy Winslow.
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Yes, you did, Erkele. It
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was during the taping of what would be her final
13:55
episode that Jamie noticed people
13:57
acting strangely. I do remember
14:00
just the cast just coming up to me and like giving
14:02
me so much love and hugs and
14:04
affection, and I was like, what's going on here are you guys?
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Like why is everybody acting so weird? She
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remembers that Reginald vell Johnson,
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who played her father on the show, was particularly
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emotional. He was literally on
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his knees and he was in tears, and I
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just remember looking at him like, dude,
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what is going on? On February
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twenty six, nineteen ninety three, as
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fans, well, remember Grandma Winslow
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got married. Judy was a flower
14:29
girl. She walked down the aisle and
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was never seen again. To
14:39
this day, everyone asked me the same question,
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what happened to you? How could they just leave the daughter off?
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And I'm like, hey, you gotta ask those
14:45
producers I don't. I don't know. I
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think they thought that people would just forget,
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and nobody forgot. The
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character of Judy was survived
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by her older brother and sister, her
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mother and father rcle
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Okay, as weird as a character disappearing
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into the either, maybe there's another
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occurrence which is equally disorienting,
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an actor who suddenly disappears
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replaced by another actor in the same
15:21
role. This first famously
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happened on the nineteen sixties hit fantasy
15:25
sitcom Bewitched, when, after
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five successful seasons, the show's
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leading man underwent a casting change,
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giving rise to what would become known in
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TV lore as the
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two Darren's. I
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caught up with Lila Garrett, who wrote
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for Bewitched and experienced the ripples
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of the Darren effect firsthand.
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Hi, I'm Lila Garrett, and I'm
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a writer and a producer and a director.
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Some people think of me as a legend.
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I don't enjoy thinking of myself that way.
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Lilah, I would say that you're a legend.
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I know, I know it's a heavy
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burden, but I'm willing to courage.
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Lilah wrote for top scripted shows
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like Get Smart and All in the Family
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and the Lucy Show at a time when
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women were rarely seen in a writer's room.
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She's got two Emmys and a Writer's Guild Award
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to show for it, but out of the more than thirty
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shows she's written for, it's not hard
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for her to name her favorite. There
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is no show that I have ever
16:29
done that I enjoyed more than Bewitched, and
16:32
I enjoyed every minute of it. Bewitched
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was a big hit in the nineteen sixties
16:37
into the nineteen seventies. It was about
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a young, happy couple housewife Samantha
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played by Elizabeth Montgomery and ad
16:44
executive husband Darren originally
16:46
played by Dick Yorke. The only
16:48
problem on their honeymoon night,
16:51
she tells him that there's something that she's kept
16:53
secret from him. She is a witch.
16:56
And rather than be excited about the possibility
16:59
of having this vitiful wife who can also perform
17:01
magic and do anything for him, Darren
17:04
Stevens decides that he you know, he's a
17:06
man, Gosh Darnett, and he does not want
17:08
his wife doing magic. And the eternal struggle
17:10
of the show is all these magical
17:12
hijinks happening in the background, much
17:15
to Darren's frustration, which means
17:17
that Darren Stevens character is essential. Yes,
17:20
because he is always exasperated by
17:22
what happens.
17:25
Yes, you've been sticking that magic nose
17:27
of yours where it doesn't belong. Again, don't write a deny
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it all right, I won't come
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on, Sam, don't make me. Greg and Audio just
17:36
Dick York was really good.
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Yeah, he's very good to me. He's sort of Jim Carry
17:41
good. Yes, he's very expressive,
17:44
very just sort of a memorable vocal
17:47
comic, even to extent physical comic. He
17:50
had a great face. Yeah, I mean real
17:52
plastic. I would say a rubber face.
17:54
Rubber Yeah, it could go anywhere. You
17:56
know. Every expression of his was wonderful
17:58
and clear in this It's funny. His
18:01
responses to everything that was happening around
18:03
him drove a lot of comedy
18:05
on the show. Samantha, despite having
18:07
the magic powers, she's the straight man
18:10
on the show. He's the one having the fun
18:12
because he can't believe what's going on around him.
18:14
What a little favor I ask you to do? And
18:16
what do you do? You? We go that beak of yours
18:19
and really caused problem.
18:21
He was spectacular and
18:24
he was a spectacular man. As
18:27
great as he was in the role, Dick York
18:30
had a secret. Well. We first
18:33
noticed the problems with Dick
18:35
York Brilliant the second year. Suddenly
18:38
he couldn't make it for the show that we were
18:40
writing. And at first it just
18:42
seemed as though he may have had the flu and so on.
18:44
But when it became a habit, we
18:47
recognized that there was a real problem
18:49
there. Unultimately we found out what that problem
18:51
was. York
18:55
had sustained a serious back injury
18:57
on the set of the nineteen fifty nine Western.
18:59
They came to Cordura. Acting
19:02
became harder and harder for him, and
19:04
then practically intolerable some
19:07
scenes and Bewitched. He could only do sitting
19:09
or lying down. He took
19:12
medication to manage the pain and
19:14
ultimately became dependent. Dick
19:19
Yorke started missing shows so often
19:21
the writers had to create what they called non
19:24
Darren shows. On these episodes,
19:26
the writers would render Darren invisible
19:29
for most of the half hour, often
19:31
via witchcraft. With Darren
19:33
out of the picture, they leaned on Samantha's
19:36
colorful relatives to fill out
19:38
the episode. There was Uncle Arthur,
19:40
who was played by paul In one
19:42
of the world's greatest comics. One
19:44
morning, I shot a line in my pajamas,
19:47
Now what he was doing in my pa And
19:51
then there was and Dora played by Agnes
19:53
Moorehead. Darwood is already a practical
19:56
jew who was Samantha's
19:58
mischievous, kind of playfully
20:01
vicious mother. But there was only
20:04
so much slack the secondary characters
20:06
could pick up. Eventually, Dick
20:08
York was hospitalized and left the show.
20:11
So Dick York was gone. But what
20:14
to do about the character of Darren. She
20:16
can't divorce him. The whole structure of the show
20:19
is based on this marriage, So what are you gonna do? They
20:21
really can't get divorced because even years later,
20:23
when they wanted to make Mary Tyler Morris character
20:25
Mary Richards a divorced woman,
20:27
that alone was scandalous. Yeah, and you're
20:30
certainly not going to divorce a beloved couple
20:32
in the middle of the show. We couldn't possibly
20:34
kill off the first Darren because
20:37
he was part of the concept of the
20:39
show. This was a love affair. And
20:41
then someone who looked a lot like
20:44
Dick York was cast as
20:47
Darren, and that was Dick Sargeant. So
20:49
Dick Sargeant replaces Dick York and
20:52
they just acted like it was the same Darren the whole
20:54
time. But let's face it, you never
20:57
forget your first Darren. This
20:59
one wasn't the same, especially
21:02
his connection to Samantha. Honey,
21:05
You're beautiful, sweet, clever,
21:07
adorable, and I love you madly. It
21:11
works well, it doesn't work
21:13
on me, but I love you.
21:16
Did they lack chemistry? Elizabeth
21:18
Montgomery with the second Darren was Dick Sargeant.
21:20
Yes, I had to use the word lack, but
21:23
their chemistry was different. Chemistry
21:25
is chemistry. With
21:28
Dick Sargeant, you felt as though, oh,
21:31
let her use magic. Who cares? Darren
21:33
the first was in much more
21:35
agony and anxiety
21:38
than Darren the second. Just
21:40
listen to how the new Darren says his
21:42
wife's name. Now
21:46
listen to Darren classic. And
21:52
Dick Sargeant would have been more
21:54
appropriately cast
21:56
as ahead of a detective agency.
21:58
And he's a good actor, nothing wrong with him,
22:01
but he wasn't right for the part of Darren, and
22:03
that hurt the show. So did that change
22:06
what he had to do in the writer's room. Well,
22:08
we've got Darren number
22:10
two in less trouble because he
22:13
didn't handle it as vulnerably
22:16
as Darren number one did, and therefore
22:18
it wasn't fun, you know, and
22:21
he became more of an observer
22:23
than a participant. It never
22:26
captured the same magic. No
22:29
one ever denied that, and it did kind of shake
22:31
a slow up, and once again it
22:33
was that zany cast or secondary characters
22:35
to the rescue and Dora, Uncle
22:38
Arthur helping out here Alan doctor Bombay
22:40
played by Bernard Fox. Alice
22:42
Ghostly came in as as Morelda. There was a lot of
22:44
sort of ancillary magical characters
22:47
who had to pick up the slack that Dick Sargent was
22:49
leaving them. You could basically do anything
22:51
except stories about the Stevens marriage
22:54
because that ceased to be interesting almost
22:56
immediately after Dicky York left in. Dick Sargeant
22:59
came in. These were all great satellite characters,
23:01
but without that core. Yeah,
23:03
you know, it's like here's a bunch of great side dishes
23:06
that we now have to serve as your entree, I
23:09
mean, Sergeant's first season as Darren,
23:11
the show's ratings dropped from number
23:14
twelve to number twenty four. The
23:16
following season, it fell off
23:18
the ratings Cliff and was canceled.
23:22
This wouldn't be the first or last time
23:24
a major character had had a casting
23:26
change mid run. The
23:36
Darren handoff may be the most remembered
23:38
mid run casting change on a television
23:41
show, but this kind of thing has
23:43
happened on more than a few beloved
23:45
sitcoms. I mean, the
23:47
most famous one I think since then is
23:49
Aunt viv on The Fresh Prince of bel Air,
23:52
when Janet Hubert Whitten got replaced
23:54
by Daphne Maxwell read and I think
23:57
it was because she and Will Smith did not
23:59
get along. And then with Roseanne,
24:01
Yes, Roseanne, they replaced one Becky with another
24:03
because Licy Gorenson I think, wanted to go off to college,
24:06
and so Sarah Chalk came in and after
24:08
a certain point they were rotating back
24:10
and forth. After Gorenson started acting
24:12
again, and then on the revival, Gorenson's
24:15
playing Becky, but Sarah Chalk played another part right,
24:17
and they were very witty about it. Back in the nineties, we're
24:19
talking about the original run of Roseanne. There
24:22
was even a scene, I think, where they're watching
24:24
Bewitched and they're commenting
24:26
on the two different Darrens. Instead of making an
24:28
inside joke, a self referential joke. I
24:31
cannot believe that they replaced
24:33
that Darren. Well,
24:41
I like the second Darren much better. There
24:46
is something to learn from the
24:48
case of the two Darrens, right about how
24:51
a show really can be affected the whole show.
24:53
Yeah, and obviously I understand no one wanted
24:56
to stop the money train, but it did fundamentally
24:58
transform once they had
25:00
a lesser Darren come in and they had to
25:02
figure things out from there. Oh. By the way,
25:04
I remember a Curb Your Enthusiasm
25:07
episode where they're talking about the two
25:09
Darren's, and either Larry
25:11
or maybe Jerry Seinfeld was actually guesting on it said,
25:13
no one wants to be a second Darren. I'd forgotten
25:16
you mentioned that until now, isn't it when Larry
25:18
winds up having to replace Jason Alexander
25:20
is George when they're making the pilot with two Darren's.
25:23
Yeah, unbewitched. Nobody liked that second
25:25
Darren. I didn't care for the second day bought
25:28
it. That's right,
25:29
right, but it's true. I mean I feel
25:32
a little bit badly for the
25:35
dearly departed Dick Sargeant that he's
25:37
become. Um, what's the word
25:39
that he's defined that now that he's
25:41
that, he's yeah, anyway that he represents that.
25:44
Look, being the second Darren was very lucrative
25:46
for Dick's argent. You know, I'm sure he would
25:48
rather be that than to have not had a
25:50
primetime TV job for those
25:52
final seasons of a Witch. Well, that's a great point.
25:54
That's a great point. Being a second Darren is yeah,
25:57
is a lot better than not being a Darren at
25:59
all. There, thank you exactly. Can
26:02
you please embroider that on a pillow for me. I'll
26:04
work on it. For
26:08
all their differences, Dick York and
26:10
Dick Sargeant had something in common
26:13
beyond that role they played on TV. They
26:16
both led exemplary post
26:18
Darren lives. In nineteen
26:21
ninety one, Dick Sargeant, at age
26:23
sixty one, came out until
26:26
his death a year later, he advocated
26:28
for gay rights, with his friend and TV
26:31
wife, the wonderful Elizabeth Montgomery
26:34
right by his side. Dick
26:36
Yorke couldn't find much acting work after
26:38
Bewitched and ended up poor living
26:41
off of his pension check. All
26:43
the more remarkable then that he and
26:45
his wife Joan dedicated their remaining
26:48
years to helping the homeless by
26:50
collecting and handing out food, clothes,
26:53
and betting. Dick York
26:55
died on February twentieth, nineteen ninety
26:57
two. Less than two years later,
27:00
Dick Sargent died on July
27:02
eighth, nineteen ninety four. Two.
27:04
Darren's both pretty
27:07
good eggs. All
27:17
right, Allan, Now we're transitioning to a
27:19
whole other class of sitcom
27:21
death, the death of a character
27:24
as part of the plot, especially
27:26
jarring when that character is the
27:28
title character. Oh r I p
27:31
Valerie sweet
27:34
So Valerie Harper, beloved star, co
27:37
star of The Mary Tyler Moore Show, star of
27:39
Rhoda just beloved TV
27:41
icon. In the middle late eighties,
27:43
she had a comeback new family sitcom
27:46
called Valerie,
27:49
where she played the mom to three kids, one of them
27:52
played by Jason Bateman. The husband was an
27:54
airline pilot, so he wasn't around very much and
27:56
it was just here's you know, Valerie Harper
27:58
in the next phase of her career, sit Mom.
28:00
The show ran two seasons. At the end of the second
28:03
season, Valerie Harper said, Hey, I
28:05
would like more money. I'm not being paid enough. My
28:07
name is in the title. I feel I should be
28:09
compensated more, and instead the
28:11
studio said, no, we can do the show
28:13
without you. The audience seems to like the kids better
28:15
anyway, and so
28:18
rather than pay her what she wanted, they wrote
28:20
her out of the show. They killed off
28:22
the character. They brought in Sandy
28:24
Duncan as her husband's sister,
28:27
I think, to move in as sort
28:29
of the surrogate mom of the kids. The dad
28:31
was around slightly more, and for a season or two
28:33
they changed the title to Valerie's Family,
28:36
and then eventually it's a subtitle, yes, Valerie's
28:38
Family colin the Hogans, sort of like Twelfth
28:41
Night, What you Will or Rambo First Blood Party
28:43
title. Yes, And then within
28:45
a year or so it just became the Hogan
28:47
Family and references to their
28:50
late great mother went the way
28:52
of Chuck Cunningham. They completely disappeared.
28:54
So it was the Hogan Family, Nay,
28:57
Valerie's Family, the Hogans,
28:59
nay. Correct a lot of as
29:01
they say, iterations, why
29:03
is this so funny? It's just
29:06
again, because you can do death on certain
29:08
sitcom Certain shows are equipped for it
29:10
because they have kind of a level of gravitas,
29:13
or because they do the death in such a
29:15
ridiculous way like when Chuckles the clown
29:17
dies on the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Either
29:19
way, you can sort of work death into a sitcom field.
29:22
But this was a very light and silly and
29:24
superficial sitcom about family
29:26
life. And you know, am I going to get my driver's lightnse
29:28
or not? Am I going to have a date to the dance? And
29:31
suddenly mom is dead because
29:33
the actress had a salary dispute, And
29:35
it's injecting this really somber
29:37
tone into the show, which the show almost
29:40
immediately wants to make you forget
29:42
about because it's this unpleasant thing they've done
29:44
where they have to get rid of Valerie Harper because she was too
29:46
expensive. And you make a good point that the
29:49
form, the sitcom form, can sustain
29:52
death, I mean all in the
29:54
family. Yes, death is incredibly
29:56
moving. No, yeah, she's just puttering around
29:58
the bar and in the house and you don't know what's going on,
30:00
and then you realize at the end, no, Edith's gone.
30:03
It's amazing the right show
30:05
can pull it off. Cheers Frasier. Certain
30:07
sitcoms are built for it. This one
30:09
really wasn't, and wasn't even interested in
30:11
exploring it. So Sandy Duncan comes
30:14
on in the third season. In the first episode
30:16
of that season, they just make
30:19
very passing reference to the death of Valerie
30:21
in a car crash. Yes, Sandy Duncan
30:23
has moved in the Dad is getting ready
30:25
to go back, you know, flying airlines again, and
30:28
you know, life goes on. Oh well, Dad,
30:31
it's been six months since mom died, and I
30:33
think it's time you got back in the air. Besides,
30:35
we'll be fine. Yeah, I've got
30:38
it, Sandy done. So they don't spend
30:40
a lot of time morning hard and the father, who
30:42
was always sort of a secondary character, is going back
30:44
in the sky. Michael, you'll
30:46
be back in a week. It's
30:48
the first time I've left the boy since Bella's
30:50
automobile accident. I
30:53
know, keep done
30:55
a terrific job. I just think it's time
30:58
for everyone to get on with their lives. I
31:00
have to say I love Towards the
31:02
end of the episode, Sandy Duncan, who
31:04
is fabulous. She acknowledges
31:07
Valerie Harper's character, but barely.
31:10
I mean, let's just say it's not exactly moving. I
31:13
didn't make the decision to move here over nine. I
31:15
thought long and hard about it. So then
31:17
why did you for a lot
31:19
of reasons, my feelings for your father
31:22
and your mother and you kids
31:24
obligatory. But then that same
31:26
season, only two episodes later, the
31:28
family is rummaging through the attic when
31:31
something super unsitcommy happens.
31:35
She can't get your lamp to work,
31:37
mister wizard, couldn't get that lamp to work? Well,
31:41
let's go, Oh
31:46
no, the lamp is sparking,
31:48
and even that music is suddenly not sit
31:51
commy, Right, I think I think it's meant to be dramatic.
31:53
Right, it's got a little Laura More in there. Yeah,
31:56
they all head downstairs to bad until
31:59
the smell of smoke wakes Aunt Sandia and
32:05
now they're actually really having to act. Yes, and
32:09
now they're safely down on the front lawn
32:12
as their house burns to the ground. This
32:14
is very this is us And
32:20
after the commercial breakword back in sitcom
32:22
Land, how is your Jake? It's
32:26
kind of it's kind of a weird mashup, right, especially
32:29
when you consider that they've blown off Valerie's
32:31
death in the season premiere, right, and it's
32:33
and they're not even doing it in the episode.
32:36
Sort of in the aftermath of her death. They decide, all right, well
32:38
we're gonna do We're gonna come back at the start of
32:40
the season. She's been dead six
32:42
months, so we get to skip past the grief
32:44
because grief is messy and awkward and not
32:46
really what we do. And then a couple
32:48
of episodes later, oh, we'll burn down
32:51
the attic, which will let us redesign the sets
32:53
but also give Jason Bateman
32:55
a chance to play some grief. Now, it may
32:57
interest you to know that I have talked to
32:59
both Jason Bateman and Sandy Duncan
33:02
separately about the Valerie
33:04
situation, and they have the same
33:06
recollection and it's the wrong recollection
33:09
about how Valerie died. Really,
33:12
they burned her dead in the house,
33:14
and then they shot the episode
33:16
where we discover her and that
33:19
was odd for half hour sitcom.
33:21
But wait that she died in a house fire. Yeah,
33:23
and I'll fall apart crying. And it was a very
33:25
special two part mo. I was playing
33:28
the aunt and I moved in to
33:30
take care of the kids because I
33:33
love sitcom and they're so funny.
33:35
She burned down in a house, so
33:38
it was a fire that ended
33:40
that contract. They both think
33:43
that she got burned in a big old
33:45
house fire. Oh my god, Sandy
33:48
was shocked when I said no, she had
33:50
supposedly died in a car wreck. Here's
33:53
the interesting thing. You both remember the
33:55
original title character of the star Valerie
33:58
having died in a house fire. Yeah,
34:00
all right now, I don't want to burst your
34:02
bubble here, but she actually died in a car
34:04
crash. I don't know if she serious.
34:06
Yep, that is. You'd
34:09
just dig to the truth, don't you. I had
34:11
no idea, I swear. Do
34:13
you think actors are just learned so many
34:15
lines that they forget what they do?
34:17
Are we just not too bright? I
34:19
don't know. So, Sandy, here's
34:21
my question. To get Valerie off
34:23
the show? Did they have to have her character
34:26
die? Well? I think
34:28
because they had established this happy home
34:30
life and happy marriage, there wasn't
34:32
much of another way to exit her, do
34:35
you know what I mean? They wouldn't have gotten a divorce, They
34:37
didn't want her lying in a hospital with
34:39
some incurable disease. So I think
34:42
it was swift and to the point
34:44
and got over it and went on. They
34:46
had to kill her instantly instantly. It
34:49
does seem like there's a blurrier line between
34:52
comedies and traumas now so
34:54
that now it's not as jarring
34:57
or it can be treated in a more natural
35:00
And also because Valerie's family. I
35:02
mean, you know, by the way, when you watch about
35:04
it, I mean it's just a terrible show,
35:07
sure, but you know, Jason Bateman
35:09
was adorable and had great comic timing, so
35:12
that gets you eight seasons, right.
35:14
And Sandy Duncan, I mean was
35:16
terrific coming in. Yep. I mean she did
35:18
what she needed to do. Yeah, people love Sandy Duncan.
35:21
I think, you know, if you were predisposed to
35:23
watch that show because it was the Valerie Harper Show
35:25
and they were now killing off Valerie Harper, you
35:28
have to bring in someone who's supremely
35:30
likable to get away with it, and
35:32
Sandy Duncan definitely fits that. Bill. I'd
35:34
like to end this episode talking once again
35:36
about my own TV death on Law and Order.
35:39
I just want to point out that I
35:42
almost actually died in
35:44
that role, really not because
35:46
of the car crash, but because I was playing
35:48
a chain smoking gossip columnist and because
35:50
I'm a method actor, I prepared
35:52
for the role by smoking lots of filterless
35:55
cigarettes. And I mean lots, mind
35:57
you, I'd smoked a couple of cigarettes in my life.
36:00
I was a teenager, and that's it. So right
36:02
before one of my scenes, I began throwing up,
36:04
like truly projectile vomiting,
36:07
and I just want to thank all these years
36:09
later, I want to thank the crew
36:12
of Law and Order Criminal Intent, because
36:14
as I was hurling, I kept thinking,
36:16
all these people want to start
36:19
laughing right now, and they're not laughing, and
36:21
I wanted to just be able to say, like,
36:23
it's okay, you can laugh, because
36:26
this is a ridiculous situation. So
36:28
here's my question. If you know, God
36:30
forbid you had actually fallen to your
36:32
death because of the reaction
36:35
for the cigarettes, who would you have wanted to
36:37
play that role in your stead? Oh? My
36:39
god, Well, Sandy Duncan, of
36:45
course. I mean, come
36:48
on, I love Peter Pan, I love
36:50
wheat thins, I love Sandy
36:53
Dunk, love Run Scooby Doo. I love Run
36:55
Scooby Doo. So I definitely would have wanted
36:57
Sandy Duncan playing me. No, that's an excellent choice.
37:00
Alan
37:04
Steppenwall, thank you so much.
37:06
Mo my absolute pleasure. I
37:12
feel heaven
37:15
every moment. Next
37:38
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37:43
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37:46
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37:48
the Rosa Parks of New York, and most
37:50
New Yorkers, most Americans, have no
37:53
idea. How much does this historical
37:55
amnesia bother you? I mean, it's infuriating,
37:58
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