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But

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worry not, because it's being replaced with something

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even better... Paul's

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Unsolved Crime Time That's right

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folks, it's Paul's Unsolved Crime Time.

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Every evening I will be discussing an unsolved crime

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and the sundry theories about whodunit, howdunit

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and whydunit. And at the end I'll be taking

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your calls... to see if you have anything

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to contribute to the discussion, I suppose.

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And of course, the whole thing will be accompanied by

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Paul's Pop Hits. Paul's Pop

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Hits... What better unsolved crime to

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start with than a local one that is currently

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under investigation, and which I, Paul,

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have a personal link to. I am

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of course talking of the murder of Clayton Woodrow

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III at Mockery Manor's Claytonville. Murder

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Paul? Murder? I heard it was naught

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but an accident. Well sorry, but no.

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No, that's not what a little birdie told me. I'll

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say no more, I cannot reveal my sources.

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Now a little fact

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about me, I worked at Mockery

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Manor for 6 years, and in my very first

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year there a young staff member went on a rampage

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and murdered two members of the public right there

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in the park. One of them still hasn't

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been identified. An old lady

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who met a very grisly end in the dreamland

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section of Mockery. Very peculiar.

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Hmm,

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I might delve into that one once

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we've finished with Clayton. What I'm saying folks,

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is that Mockery Manor is a dark, dark

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place, and I was lucky to get out alive. But

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the thing is, speaking as a broadcaster and

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a seeker of truth, I cannot deny

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that the park has cast somewhat of a spell

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over me. Spell that goes abracadabra,

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let's figure this out.

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But we'll get into that after our first pop hit,

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it's Cactus Lovers by our victim,

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Clayton Woodrow. That's right, we're

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going back in time to 1952 for Clay's

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duet with his first wife, Tammy Jewell.

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This is Cactus Lovers.

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You're

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so spiky, the spikiest gal around.

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But I like my gals, well spiky, won't you be

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my spiky pal? I'm spiky but

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I'm pretty with flowers in my crown.

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I'll be your cactus guy and I am my spiky

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cactus gal. Well we grew up together,

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a baskin in the heat. I'll tell

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ya, I ain't never seen a succulent

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so sweet. I said you're kinda prickly.

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Well you ain't so smooth yourself. We

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started

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trading barbs until we made each other

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yell. You're so

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spiky, spikiest gal around. But

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I like my gals, well spiky, won't you be my

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spiky pal? You're looking mighty

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pretty and you're green and prickly, yeah.

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I'll be my cactus guy and I am my spiky

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cactus gal. I'm

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standing tall and handsome, I'm giving

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her a thrill. And look at me

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and I can get him standing taller

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still. His cactus milk's delicious

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and sweet beyond compare. And I'll tell

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ya what, this gal has got one hell of a prickly

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pear. You're so spiky,

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spikiest gal around. But I like my

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gals, well spiky, won't you be my spiky

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pal? You're just the kinda gal with

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whom I'd like to put roots down. I'll

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be my cactus guy and I am my spiky

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cactus gal. Well

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a desert pig came snuffling and enabling

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all new fruits. I pricked him with a spine

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and then I turned that piggy

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loose. Then a cowboy came a-thirstin'

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for the water in your roots. I pricked

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his pig behind so hard he jumped out of

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his

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boots. You're so spiky,

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spikiest gal around. Spikey,

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won't you be my Spikey pal? We

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got so much to talk about with all

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our common ground. I'll be my cactus

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guy and I am my Spikey cactus gal.

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Well, I ain't going nowhere.

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I'm sticking around here too. There

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ain't no place I'd rather be than

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rooted next to you. I'll be your

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Spikey husband. I'll be your Spikey

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bride. We'll take on all them critters

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with each other by our side. You're

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so Spikey, Spikey's gal around.

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But I like my gals real Spikey. Won't you be

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my Spikey pal? We're singing out

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together to that cactus country sound.

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I'll be my cactus guy and I am my Spikey

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cactus gal. You're so

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Spikey, Spikey's gal around.

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I'll be my cactus guy and I am my Spikey

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cactus gal.

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Whoo! Pools Pop Hits.