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This is Modern Love, and this is
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our first essay drop of the season,
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coming from a modern love veteran. Dave
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Finch has written three modern love
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essays, all about how much
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he adores his wife, Kristen, and
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how hard he's tried to be a perfect husband to
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her. Dave even
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wrote an entire rulebook so he
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could remember how to do everything
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exactly right. Now
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we all know a good partnership takes a lot
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of work, but Dave has had to put in
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extra effort. Dave has autism,
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and he struggles to pick up on cues
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about what other people want from him or
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how they're feeling. That's
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why, at the beginning of this essay you're about
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to hear, Dave is totally
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blindsided when Kristen walks up to him
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with an announcement. If
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you want to hear the many twists and turns
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of Dave and Kristen's story, you can listen to
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my interview with him. Just look for it in
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our feed. But now, here's
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Dave reading his essay on the
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path to empathy, some forks in
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the road. A
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few months before our eleventh anniversary,
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my wife, Kristin, marched into our
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bathroom and told me that our
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marriage was over. More
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jarring still was how casually she said
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it. I'd often been afraid
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that there might be a last straw, a breaking
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point, but in my head
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the breakup scene was always far more
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dramatic. After hours
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of yelling and slamming fists against
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walls, we'd face each other, our
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eyes teary and sincere, and admit that
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ending the marriage was the right thing
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to do. But
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in reality, there were no
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theatrics. I
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asked, so that's it? We're
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not married anymore? Nope,
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Kristin said, relaxing her posture. I
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dug for more information. So
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what, we're separating? Not
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exactly, she said. More
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like detaching. Detaching,
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I repeated, hoping the word would
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somehow make sense if maybe it
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came from my mouth. Kristin
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nodded. We'll call it unmarried.
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And then, as abruptly as she'd started
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the conversation, she walked out of the room,
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leaving me with my underpants and a
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million unanswered questions. Over
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the next two years, the practical parts of
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this setup became clear. Would
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we continue to live together? Yes.
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Hmm, could I now ignore
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housework? No. Raise
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the kids together? Yes. Remain
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faithful to each other? Certainly. And,
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we'd continue to honor the terms
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of our mutual permissible philandering agreement
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involving Lenny Kravitz for Kristin and
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Scarlett Johansson for me. The
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most serious change and the
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most difficult for me to grasp, was
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learning to release the expectation that
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as spouses, we should be responsible
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for the other's happiness. This
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was Kristen's idea. Imagine
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if we weren't constantly looking to each
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other for a sense of validation, she
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said. Imagine if
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I could just accept you for who you are
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and not want to fix all the things you do
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that annoy me. That
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would feel a whole lot like love. I
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wasn't buying it. Releasing
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Kristen for my dependency meant that I'd
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have only myself to blame whenever I
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felt unhappy. Worse, I'd
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have to become someone I enjoy spending time
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with, which seemed like an
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impossible proposition. Besides, I
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already had someone I enjoyed spending
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time with, someone named Kristen. Why
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would I want to cozy up with the
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one person who was an expert in making
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my life miserable? I already
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knew that guy. Therapists, a whole
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team, couldn't help that guy. Kristen
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for her part quickly made detaching look
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easy. She had
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long chats with her friends, floated around
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the house singing songs, writing little love
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notes to herself, and refusing to engage
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in arguments, which was infuriating.
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Call me competitive, but I could not stand
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on the sidelines while Kristen made all this
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progress without me. So
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I tried to imitate some of her interests. I
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dabbled in Buddhism for a few months, and
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when that didn't pan out, I turned to Kristen.
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From there, it was on to chakra
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cleanses, energy cures, and a regrettable essential
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oils phase. Even
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my shaman knew what a waste of time
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all this was, so I packed up my
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incense and plotted my next move. So
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then I thought, you know, maybe a few solid friendships
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could be the key. I
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took to searching for soul buddies with the
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vigor of a bargain shopper combing the
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sail racks at Macy's. I
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found a few candidates, a comedian, a
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handful of autism experts, and a dog,
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but they wanted nothing to do with me within weeks of meeting.
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I was too much for them, too enthusiastic
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about the friendship, even
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for the dog. Ever
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the optimist, though, and realist, Kristen
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encouraged me to spend my time on
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more solitary hobbies, mountain biking, and preserving
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the bones of animals. But
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I just wasn't interested. I
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couldn't shake the notion that if I could be
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happy on my own, then what
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was the point of staying together? Wasn't
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the point of marriage to offload the
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entire burden of one's happiness to one's
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partner? We'll
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be right back. This
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podcast is supported by FX's feud,
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Capote vs. the Swans. Inspired by
6:59
actual events, the series tells the
7:02
story of writer Truman Capote and
7:04
the women he betrayed. The original
7:06
Housewives, they were society's most elite
7:08
women, rich, glamorous socialites who defined
7:11
a bygone era of high society
7:13
New York. From creator Ryan Murphy,
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this drama series features an all-star
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cast including Naomi Watts, Demi Moore,
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Diane Lane, Molly Ringwald, Kalista Flockhart,
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Chloe Sevigny, and Tom Hollander as
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Truman Capote. FX's feud,
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all-new Wednesdays on FX, stream
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on Hulu. When
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you think about the 2024 election, how do you feel? Second.
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Hey y'all, Esteb Herndon here, host
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of the run-up from the New York Times. And
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recently, I've been asking this question a
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lot. I feel tired. I
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feel a little scared. And
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I've been hearing the same sort of
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answer in reply. We have an incompetent
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incumbent and a Republican that I'm not
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going to vote for. When voters look
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ahead to the 2024 presidential election, they
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feel apathy. bread that is
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just a mess. The
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run-up is your guide to that mess. Each
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week. I am going to vote for the
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man with the most impeachment and the most
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indictments. We'll talk to voters, elected
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officials. I believe America can do
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for anyone what she's done for
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me. And the candidates themselves.
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All to help you better understand this
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moment in American politics. The
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run-up is new every Thursday. Listen
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wherever you get your podcasts. Things
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finally clicked for me on a trip
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to San Diego to celebrate Kristen's 40th
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birthday. We
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were sitting on the beach watching a pair
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of harbor seals slapping and barking at each
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other. And we used this
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time to discuss the whole unmarried
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concept. Many
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of my questions from that first conversation
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two years earlier were still unanswered, including
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the most urgent. Why bother with
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marriage at all? Dave,
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it's so simple, Kristen said, smiling
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and squinting into the afternoon sun.
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I don't need anyone to show up and play
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the role of husband. You know, I don't need
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you to be a Buddhist or
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to have a host of new friends I've never
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met. All I've ever wanted
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is for you to be in my
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life as my favorite enhancement. It
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makes me happy. An
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enhancement, I said. My
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favorite enhancement, she added. She
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wiggled her toes into the sand as I looked
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beyond the roughhousing seals at the waves breaking along
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the shore. I can
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do that, I said, though a part
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of me still pined for that codependent relationship
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I'd signed up for 13 years earlier. A
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hundred feet away, a photographer snapped
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photos of a young, happy
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looking couple, and
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I briefly fantasized about drowning them
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in a lagoon. The
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visual made me laugh, and so I shared it with
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Kristen, who also got the joke. She
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took my hand and said, now
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there's an engagement card I would hang on
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our fridge. And
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there it was. In
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our laughter, I heard the
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inseparable friendship of us being unmarried.
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Modern Love is produced by Julia
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Reeva Goldberg. It's edited by
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Love Projects. I'm Anna Martin. Thanks
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for listening.
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