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Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time
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for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday,
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Monday morning podcast. And you know
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whenever I'm videoing, that means I have
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a special guest. A very
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special guest, to the point I wore a sweater.
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Huh? The importance of this man. He's
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done everything, movies, television,
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Broadway, he's been nominated for like
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everything. You know him from Star
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Wars and God knows everything. I saw
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him in this amazing Broadway play called
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Burn This. He's
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got a movie coming
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out called, got it, Ferrari with Michael
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Mann, Christmas Day. Please welcome Adam Driver. Jesus
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Christ. Thank you. How are you? I'm good.
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I'm good. How are you? Sorry, we had
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a little confusion before this started. I was
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like, when is the movie coming out? When
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is this podcast coming out? So first
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off, great to see you. And
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I am very excited
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about this movie because, you know,
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there has been movies about F1 and
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that type of stuff. But this seems like
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it's going to dig further. You're playing Enzo
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Ferrari? Okay. And
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this isn't just going to be, it's not
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like Days of Thunder meets Italian
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supercars. No, no, no. If people are
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expecting it to just be nonstop
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racing, it's not that. There
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is racing for sure in it. It's shot
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really well because it's a Michael Mann movie,
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but it's also because... You have a competition,
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you're fighting for the same girl. Robert
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Duvall's in it. Yeah, exactly. I
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raced Robert Duvall in 1957. Yeah,
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there we go. But
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it's a very character driven movie,
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just like Michael Mann's movies are.
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Right. So hopefully by
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the time that somebody actually crashes,
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you care that they live or
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die. Well, one of the few
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books I've read in my life,
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I was saying, I read this,
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that wasn't a sports autobiography. I
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read this book called The Limit. And
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it was this amazing story.
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Basically, it was a history of F1. And I'm
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kind of like how dangerous it was in
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the 1950s. And
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I looked up some of the
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worst of these crashes. And
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it would be literally like on straightaways. They would
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just have spectators standing behind like a yellow rope.
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And it's a straightaway, so they weren't expecting centrifugal force
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to affect it. But then they would hit each other
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and they would go into the crowd. And so many
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people would die, and nobody got sued back then. But
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this book was called The Limit. It was about the
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first American to win
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the F1 championship. And as
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much as it was about the race
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and the danger and everything, there was
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this one story that kind of gave
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me a hint into the
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complexities and the drama of
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Enzo Ferrari. The guy that you're playing was
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when Phil Hill was the name of the
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guy, the American driver. When he got his
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first car, the
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last driver had just died. And
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so then the guy, oh, they're calling you up. And he
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couldn't believe he got the call. And when he got the
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call in the floor pan, there was a hole like the
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size of a quarter in the floor
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pan of it. And all right, it's a car.
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And he asked why the floor pan, why it
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had the hole in it. The last driver got
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decapitated and bled out in the car. So
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they just drilled a hole and they hosed it
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out. And I love where aerodynamics
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was that they didn't weld it shut. And then he
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just was like, all right, dude, you're up next. And
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it was just like, I mean, I feel
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like when I
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watched those World War II movies, when you were in
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one of those giant bombers and
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you were in that little bubble at the bottom, I
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feel like that job, this
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is the racing version of
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that. So what I got excited about
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when I heard this movie, that it wasn't just going to
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be like, I'm just
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going around a track and some weak story to
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surround that, is that they're actually going to
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get into this guy. And then
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it's Michael Mann. Am
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I on the right track as far as like? Yeah,
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completely. The death rates
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of the Ferrari team in
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the late 50s. movies both from 1955 to when
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our movie starts 1957 with something like 50%. The
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goal was to
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kind of get thrown from
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a car as opposed to get stuck
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in a car and burned to death. And
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they didn't have seat belts or it
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wasn't because of them being absent minded,
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it just wasn't part of the racing
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culture at the time. Aerodynamics was kind
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of new, mid-engine vehicles were something that
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Enzo was very adverse to. He was very much
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of the philosophy that the Ox pulls the
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cart. TV was entering F1 for the first
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time so that was a completely new transition.
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And also in our
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movie, Enzo, he has
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this woman that he had
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a child with named Lena
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Lardi who he
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had a kid with. The son was about to be confirmed.
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He didn't know if he was going to be confirmed as
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a Lardi or a Ferrari. Everybody in
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the town knew who he was except
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his wife, Laura, who he ran the
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business with. His son who was on his way
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to be an engineer died when he
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was about 21. So it's very much
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a... He named the Denali after him?
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Oh, he named Enzo after her. The
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Enzo after him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
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okay. The Dino, sorry.
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The Dino, okay. You know, I just saw one
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of those recently and it's episode one of
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season five of CoJack. So
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I watch, I live in the past. I can't
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deal with today. CoJack, like the CoJack? CoJack. CoJack.
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Yeah, yeah, right. Oh,
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really? Yeah, he just did something about it.
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There's cars, there's shooting, there's good looking women
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and there's this gorgeous woman. She just keeps
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walking out of the elevator. She walks by
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two Porsches and then gets in the, whatever,
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the Denali. I thought it was called Denali.
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I have no idea. That early 70s one
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and it's gray too which is a really unique color and
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then of course somebody gets shot next
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to a yellow pacer which I thought
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was interesting to have all of those
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cars and then just have that in
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there. But anyway, what
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I love about your car, other than that you
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know you're amazing what you do is like you
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just seem to be working with
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like you work with directors that are Also, like
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I think have the same approach you do or
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so you just seem like you like it's
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it's you want to do You're always going
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for something great So I
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always know that if you know if I'm scrolling on
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Netflix or whatever and if I see your face Whatever
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it is like fuck no, I know I
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know this guy is this guy doesn't just
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you know This isn't gonna be fucking police Academy
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six Find a house
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in Malibu like that that thing like hey, you
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know, it's about time I get paid I'm doing
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con air part 9 which I
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don't fucking I don't judge anybody anymore the
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way they're not fucking paying anybody Everybody's doing
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commercials now You're
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one of those guys so you get to work
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with Michael Mann who it's amazing I've been watching me
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basically been watching his movies my entire life and
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I thought he had way more So before I came
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in here and I looked at the ones that he
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did it He doesn't have
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nearly as many movies as I thought it's just that
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he just hit so many home runs, right? Yeah, you
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know like I actually like last year I went back
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and I watched like thief which I think was his
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first one and Obviously, I
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saw like the heats it, you
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know, yeah and all of that
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which you know the insider last
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moheekin insider I love collateral Ali,
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you know that they they have
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staying power and they're timeless because
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they make he's so Specific
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so every time you watch them that
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even heat I've seen probably 200
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times and every time I watch it always see
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something different about okay I like that. It's such
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a great detail that I never picked up on
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before. Yeah, it's the same with this I don't
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think it's that kind of impossible to watch this
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once. I mean, it's very
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possible But so what's that
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like when you get in with you with the guy?
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Okay, you're working with somebody who's a legend like that
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It's director. They obviously know what they're doing Yeah,
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and then he gives you a direction and you think I'd go in in
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a different direction Is there anything in your head
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going like well that was Michael man. I can't I
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can't say You
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You have to try it, I would say, because it
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might be a good idea. But then at the same time,
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he is also trying to figure
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out how to communicate with you just like you're
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trying to figure out how to communicate with him
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and you can't keep each other from each other.
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Like, you can't
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keep it like, oh, I'm secretly going to do something
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else. If you disagree, then you kind
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of have to talk about it. Have you ever tried that? Yeah.
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Yeah. Or someone like gives me a direction
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and I'm like, okay, maybe I'll just – and in the moment
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I don't want to do it, so I'll just do something else
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just because – because it's film. So
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if we don't – if it doesn't work, we'll just go back and do
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it again, right? You know? I don't want to get too in my head
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if it – the minute somebody –
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you start trying to think of it externally
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from myself, then I get totally lost. And
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it's kind of like a benign rebellion, if
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that makes sense. It's not like I'm rebelling
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against – I like
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watching things where I get the sense that maybe
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the actor will leave the frame. You know, I
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don't know what – they just – so long
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as they feel like they're, you know, breathing and
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the minute they get in their head, I feel
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like I can sense it. So – and if
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I do something and someone doesn't like it, then we'll
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just do it again. You know? That's
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the luxury of film. Not all directors that work
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that way, but with Michael, I know
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that, you know, if he doesn't get what he wants, then
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we'll just keep doing it until we get it. Just
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grind you down. In perpetuity. All right.
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Well, how come people don't seem to understand that a person
9:20
wouldn't want to watch themselves? Because
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when I saw that Hope Bull shit, it's just like why
9:24
would you want to sit there? Because
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I have a theory that if you look at
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the side of your head while you're
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talking, it's like that Native American thing where
9:33
they didn't want to get a picture, it
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takes a piece of your soul. It's like
9:38
something that you should never do that. Yeah.
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Yeah. I mean, some people watch
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themselves and they benefit from it. And I've started
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to do that now too, where I've – now
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I've started to watch things that I'm in just
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because I realized that even when
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I watch it in retrospect, I don't like it.
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And I feel like I could have had the time when we were putting
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it together to fight for the part a little bit. Like
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protect your performance. performance. Usually
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before I'm like, okay, I did it, I absolve
10:03
all responsibility, it's your movie, I'm going to go
10:05
away now. I like that. That's like denial. Yeah,
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yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a way of coping, I
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think, when it doesn't work, then it's
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not my responsibility. Is that
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trauma inspired? Because that's how I
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go through life. I just
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keep marching forward to stay, because
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if I slow down, the fog
10:22
of what has happened in the
10:24
past catches up to me. So
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I just keep going, like, all
10:29
right, you know, I don't need to
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look at it. You know, I'm sure it's fine.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No matter what it is, it's
10:35
going to make me cringe. I wish I was
10:37
that way, but I'm not. I get all obsessed
10:39
about the detail and go over and over again,
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and I'll drive myself crazy and everybody else around
10:44
me crazy, asking them to explain what the thing
10:46
was as opposed to just fucking watching it. But
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at the same time, I also came from theater
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where you don't get to see what
10:52
it looks like. You're only, you
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know, you're on a stage and you do
10:56
it and always at the
10:58
last performances that I'm sure you feel this
11:00
will stand up. I mean, maybe not. You do it
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for so long and every time you do it, it's
11:05
something new and then it just gets better and better
11:07
and you become more relaxed. There's a part where you're
11:09
like, oh, I need to be over here at this
11:11
part of the stage when I say that, as opposed
11:13
to over there. I was tense in this part and
11:15
now I found a way to relax. And
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that's what I feel about the film. It's
11:19
permanent. You can't go back and do it
11:22
again. You're at the same
11:24
time improvisational, but permanent. It's a document
11:26
that lives forever. Then you
11:28
make it and you made a mistake or you thought
11:30
you were going to do something that wasn't operating. It's
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fucking, it is traumatic when you watch
11:34
it and are like, oh, and I can't go
11:36
back and redo it. That's it. That's what it
11:38
is. Now it lives forever. But in the same,
11:40
but in this also the other end, it's not
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about you and how you feel about it. It's
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about how an audience responds to it. So I,
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you know, I try to absolve responsibility, but
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now I think that's healthy. I
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think so too. Suddenly it turns into this thing where
11:54
people ask me about it all the time as if
11:56
it's very odd, but to me it makes
11:58
sense to not watch things if you don't want to. Yeah,
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not wanting to see yourself retiring, like figuring
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a way out of this business, and just
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being able to sit and be quiet. Like
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stuff like that makes sense. One thing that
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does as far as like stand up
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and
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you doing when I watched you on Burn This
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on Broadway, it's the same thing
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where it's live, okay,
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and there's like no do-overs. But me,
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I can adjust to a
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screw-up. I can call it out.
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I'm breaking the fourth wall the entire time.
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The entire time I'm talking to the crowd.
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I'm not creating this world that you guys
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are doing. So if there's like a mistake,
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it's very easily handled once you're seasoned and
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you're relaxed. So
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when you were doing that play, because this is
12:47
what's, oh, I've always wanted to ask someone that's
12:49
acting on Broadway, what happens, what do you do?
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Like if the other actor forgets their line and
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you see them in a panic looking at you,
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or you can like right before you're going out, you're like, what the fuck
12:58
do I say? And there's this
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crowd there and go, there's your cue. Like
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how do you, like what
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is that night, like that first night, no matter how
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many times you've rehearsed it, there has to
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be that thought of like what if I forget my
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lines? Yeah, not so much. When I
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first did a play on Broadway, that
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was that terror that I was not
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going to memorize, you know, know
13:20
my lines. But now I don't feel that
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way. Like I feel like I know my lines and all. But
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that happens all the time. What about the terrorists? Okay. What
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was that like? How did, did it happen? Did
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it where I lost my line? Yeah. No,
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no, no, no. I remember the first play
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I ever did was a play called Mrs. Warren's
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Profession. It's a Robert Shaw play. And I was
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sitting backstage and it was with Cherry Jones and
13:41
Sally Hawkins. And they were acting and
13:43
I had, there's the mic in my dressing room or the
13:45
speaker in my dressing room. And somebody
13:47
said something that was funny. And for the first
13:49
time I heard a crowd that that size laugh
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and I was fucking terrified. Because it was, because
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it's immense, you know, and very deep. And
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I just was, I blacked out. Some
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of us really blacked out but I was
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terrified and then I had to
14:04
go out and I stumbled through it and that was
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it. It was not a good job. Did you, have
14:08
you ever gotten mad at yourself for choosing this profession?
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All the time. In those moments.
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I do that all the time. Yeah, it's all
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self-induced. No one asked me and
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no one is asking for it. That's what I was
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always saying. I would always be sitting there like I
14:22
was getting called on stage, horrible crowd or
14:24
like you know you're gonna do Letterman and
14:26
it's freezing cold and he doesn't look like
14:28
he did a good mood and I'm just
14:31
like, well I'm a fucking shy person. Why
14:33
did I decide to do this? This is
14:35
stupid. Yeah, yeah, all the time. But
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then when it's over then you're like you feel amazing
14:40
for like 20 minutes. Yeah, then that's it.
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I always said the best part of getting of
14:46
jobs is the first 20 minutes when I realize I'm
14:48
gonna do the job but then after that it's just
14:50
misery until it's over. Yeah, you're like oh fuck now
14:52
I have to go do it. Yeah, yeah. It
14:54
has to be great and it has to be something
14:56
that was worth all the effort to get there. Well,
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I gotta tell you when I saw you on
15:01
that like, dude you came out on
15:03
that play Burn This. It
15:05
was like, you know, it was already a good play. You
15:07
didn't come on I felt for like the first 10 minutes
15:10
and when your character comes in I think it was hammered
15:12
or whatever. It was just an erratic crazy
15:14
fucking person and you came
15:16
in and it was just like electrify, the
15:18
whole thing just it just was flying after
15:21
that and I'm not, you know, I'm
15:23
a comedian. So like I'm going to Broadway
15:25
and we have like I think we confuse,
15:28
you know, cats with
15:30
everything else on Broadway. So we just think it's
15:33
gonna be like, oh my god, I had a
15:35
dream. Oh no. How
15:37
am I gonna lie to this guy afterwards?
15:40
That was so fantastic. I
15:42
got my little cats doll here and now
15:46
I want to be on the great white way. I
15:49
was so like psyched
15:51
like two that's only happened two times. Oh
15:53
really? Your play
15:55
and then when I first moved
15:58
to LA my neighbor across the street. wrote a
16:00
play and put it out up here in LA.
16:03
LA theater is not known. It's
16:05
not out of reputation. And
16:08
I was in a fucking panic
16:10
because it wasn't not only what I got to say
16:12
that I liked it after the show. The guy lived
16:14
across the street from me. How long
16:16
could I keep the lie on my face?
16:18
And fortunately, I went there and I loved
16:21
it. And it was really hilarious. And it
16:23
was really smart, really funny. And
16:25
I was gushing afterwards. And most of
16:27
it was my relief. That
16:30
oh my god, thank god, not
16:32
only did I like it, I actually loved it. And so
16:35
I've gone to, that kind
16:38
of opened me up. Because up until then, I'd
16:41
only seen like, I'd
16:44
just seen like off, off, off Broadway plays.
16:47
I mean, I remember seeing something my
16:49
wife was in and there was somebody
16:51
on stage and their job was acting
16:53
out the machinery of like the industrial
16:55
agents. Exactly. And we're
16:57
in this little black box theater. And
17:00
I was just sitting there being like, how
17:03
is this fucking, what is this? How
17:05
the fuck does this lead
17:07
to that? This seems like you're walking
17:09
in the other direction. And I was
17:12
getting frustrated. Oh man, I got some stories.
17:14
My wife did a lot of acting. I
17:17
mean, one time she did, she'll get mad at me if
17:19
I tell this story, but it's too good not to tell
17:21
it. So she was doing this play. And
17:24
I was so excited. My wife's better actor than
17:27
me. And she's just fucking amazing. She's beautiful, right?
17:29
And I just want to see her up there. And I want to see her working. And
17:32
they had her up there. In New York? I
17:34
got to protect this story. Okay. I
17:37
can't give up too many details. So they
17:39
had her, all she was doing was just
17:41
reading like the narration. That's what
17:43
they had her doing. And then it'd be like, and then
17:45
12 days later, but blah, blah, blah, blah. She's really young
17:47
or whatever. So I was getting frustrated with
17:49
that. And then the fucking play, I can't, the
17:53
fucking play was driving me up the wall. And
17:55
I was drinking back then. So
17:58
there was a break. So
18:00
I went out and I had a beer And
18:03
then I had another beer and then the stupid little ding-dong thing
18:05
goes off and I'm just thinking like there's no fucking way I
18:08
go this is bullshit like what am I supporting
18:10
here supporting her them not using her talents Oh,
18:12
I actually did it as a fan. You're watching
18:15
this Nia. I did it as a fan I'm
18:17
not fucking gonna sit here and watch her be
18:19
underused watching that other bullshit that's happening. So
18:21
I I I'll
18:24
tell you after what it was about anyway, so I
18:26
just decided I'm gonna stay out
18:28
there and she's not gonna know so
18:32
I don't go out there and I get you know,
18:34
I kind of get half half blitzed and She
18:36
I didn't know she could tell that I didn't come back
18:39
and she was so fucking upset. You didn't come back
18:41
I didn't come back for the second half. Wow. No,
18:43
I well, I just walked in in the end when
18:46
it was over and then I went oh You
18:50
know a couple of Sam Adams in
18:52
and then I was going like great job and
18:54
I could tell that her energy I was like
18:57
either she didn't like to play or she could
18:59
tell I wasn't and I found out that You
19:01
know she could tell that I wasn't there and
19:04
oh my god, dude. She held that over my
19:06
head Yeah, she held that over my head until
19:08
she didn't watch me on reservation dogs for like
19:10
nine years Whenever the fuck that came out what
19:12
like four years ago. She's still yet to watch
19:14
me. I go. Alright, we're even I
19:17
know I just haven't got around to it. I go. I think
19:19
it was a really cool episode It's a great show and she
19:21
didn't watch it and I go. Hey, I go. Alright, we're
19:24
even now Right when I sat out there and I got
19:26
drunk because I didn't want to watch you just fucking Reading
19:29
what a lip seat not ellipses. What's the
19:31
stage directions stage directions? Yeah, right. Let's
19:33
see said How
19:37
did you get the acting bug like it didn't
19:39
get your whole your root is really odd Yes,
19:42
I was interested in it. Oh, no, you know what? I should
19:44
say I would say it was old school Because
19:47
you know many old school actors Lee Marvin and
19:49
all them literally fought in wars. Yeah. Yeah gene
19:51
Hackman Yeah, yeah, it's a lot of action back
19:53
then, you know, yeah to
20:01
avoid it. Well I think that that's
20:03
why those guys are so compelling
20:06
because they're little guys they're like they
20:08
all weigh like 140 pounds but they
20:11
actually you know they saw action they killed people so
20:13
like when Lee Marvin was like delivering lines I think
20:15
he was involved in something where like his whole platoon
20:17
except for him and like a couple other guys got
20:20
like wiped out there's
20:22
just something about that like those guys when they
20:25
were on screen so because I
20:27
you as much as you're
20:29
way younger than me and everything you have
20:31
like a throwback vibe you don't
20:33
have like like when
20:35
I talked to you I don't feel like that
20:37
uh like I don't know what happened along the
20:39
way but there was I don't know if it's
20:41
just me being older but there's just different kinds
20:44
of people now like people are just
20:46
like I just lived I guess long enough that
20:49
uh like I don't
20:51
know what the fuck was I watching the other night I
20:53
was watching Magnum
20:56
PI because a friend of mine was on
20:58
it and the guys like
21:00
Magnum's like stuck in this relationship and
21:02
his girlfriend's giving him shit and then
21:04
that's spending enough time and I'm just
21:06
like they never had storylines like this
21:08
guy was just driving around her Ferrari
21:10
banging chicks you know and then even
21:12
like the helicopter pilot like the first
21:14
guy was jacked and this guy was
21:17
more like you know he had
21:19
the dad bod going on no offense to that
21:22
guy but I'm just saying like this is it
21:24
like who Tom Selleck or no no no the
21:26
guy played TC the original TC guy was fucking
21:28
jacked and that the next guy like
21:30
it was just everything was just sort of like softened
21:34
a little everybody's like all right there you
21:36
know like the new Magnum is a lot
21:38
more understanding like examining
21:41
it there was no examination
21:44
yeah it
21:46
was like the first you know
21:48
he had the dad bod
21:50
going on no offense to that guy but I'm
21:52
just saying like this is it like who Tom
21:55
Selleck or no no no the guy played TC
21:57
the original TC guy was fucking jacked and
21:59
that the next next guy, everything
22:01
was just sort of like softened
22:04
a little. Everybody's like, all right,
22:06
the new Magnum is a lot
22:08
more understanding. He's like examining himself.
22:12
There was no examination. If
22:14
you watch the
22:16
first Magnum, it's weird. Now
22:22
when you go back and watch it, it's
22:24
just like all these guys are straight, right?
22:26
They're all just kind of hanging out doing
22:28
all this manly stuff, flying helicopters and surfing
22:30
and shit. Yeah,
22:33
it was just sort of something like, it's
22:35
weird, it's like super manly and then maybe
22:37
like really gay at the same time where
22:39
now I felt like the
22:41
new Magnum is just way more,
22:44
they're just like regular. It's
22:47
like, oh, you solve crimes too, do you?
22:49
I thought you were in fucking, you
22:51
know, fucking, I don't know, HR or something. I
22:55
guess I'll never be on that
22:58
show. I haven't seen the
23:00
new one, but I know what you're talking about. Even
23:04
the Ferrari, our movie, it's all pre-psychology. They're
23:07
not so analytical
23:10
about, Enzo Ferrari wasn't someone who was
23:12
like, oh, let me think about how
23:14
I feel about it. He's
23:16
instinctual and moving forward. Wasn't his thing
23:18
like when a driver died, he'd say,
23:20
that's terrible, my condolences to the family,
23:22
how's the car? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:25
He was very like- Yeah, well, in
23:27
the movie, he talks about it a
23:29
little bit, he had two
23:31
good friends, Campari and Bortzakini, who were killed by
23:33
cars that he made and so he just, he
23:35
came up with this system of dealing with it,
23:37
his own psychology of just building a wall. So
23:40
if anything, and being unemotional about
23:43
it and manipulating
23:45
personalities to get what it is
23:47
that he wanted the best out of them,
23:49
but not getting so close that he would
23:51
betray any kind of emotion or anything
23:53
like that when they would die. I
23:56
cannot wait to see this. Did you shoot
23:58
this in Italy? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Modena. The
24:00
town, everything, I, I, it's like a, well,
24:03
it'll make more sense when you see the
24:05
film, but the, like, the, the haircut, the
24:07
barber where he gets a haircut is the,
24:09
the barber where he gets his haircut. The
24:11
guy who's cutting his hair is the grandson
24:14
of the guy who cut his hair. The,
24:16
the, the opera house is the opera house.
24:18
Everything is where the crashes at the end
24:21
is the actual crash. I would
24:23
say more about it, but. How long, how long
24:25
were you shooting over there? Four months. Four months
24:27
is like a month of pre-production. Is
24:29
it annoying to have to be working that hard
24:31
in a place that gorgeous with that good of food
24:33
and stuff and be like, like
24:35
you did have weekends off, right? Yeah, we
24:38
had, but it's, it's, it was like prosthetics
24:40
and it's the middle of August in, in,
24:42
in Italy and Modena, which is the hottest
24:44
fucking time of the year. So you're, you're
24:47
all you're doing recovering on the weekends. And
24:49
my family was there. So you're, you're
24:52
just recovering because it wound up being like 17 hour days, 18
24:54
hour days, sometimes 20 hour
24:56
days. Where do you go? Very
24:58
long. Do you have to go somewhere mentally when
25:01
you go on? Do you have like a, a, I
25:03
don't know if this
25:05
is a standup comedian thing. Cause like I can do
25:07
my shit in real time in an hour
25:09
and 15 minutes, I am done. And I can
25:11
just go chill out where like, yeah, movie, like
25:13
you have to be there. Like I always leave
25:15
my phone in the trailer cause I don't want,
25:17
I just look at like I'm going into a
25:19
casino. Like I don't know what time it
25:21
is. I don't know what it is. I'm just here.
25:23
I'm doing whatever they tell me to do. And then
25:26
somebody just goes, Hey, it's lunchtime. You're like, Oh, okay.
25:28
Yeah, I guess it's new. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Wait, when
25:30
you do, when you travel on standup,
25:32
you have a, you're, you're saying that when you're
25:34
done, you just, you're, you're, you're done. You're shut
25:36
it off. Is that what you mean? No, I'm
25:39
saying that the difference between acting like the
25:41
mental strength you need as an actor versus
25:43
a comedian is like, like standup
25:46
is a joke. Like there's nobody
25:48
fucking telling you what to do. You can do
25:50
whatever you want to do. And if it doesn't
25:52
work, you can blame the crowd. It's like this
25:54
fucking amazing. That's why so many of us are
25:57
assholes. Fuck
26:00
this state, you know, and just fucking move
26:02
on, right? There's really, you know, if you're
26:04
not careful, there's no self-examination, like learning about
26:07
yourself. But I felt like then with acting
26:09
is that you have to be on like
26:11
this team and like you can't be like,
26:13
you know, fuck this shit, I'm out of
26:15
here. Fucking people suck. You can't do that.
26:17
I mean, you can, yeah. Yeah, so you
26:19
have to like go there and just know
26:22
that like, all right, I guess we're doing
26:24
17-hour days on this thing. And then it's almost
26:26
like doing cardio. You have to get like used
26:28
to doing that. And
26:31
like- To me, it's very similar to the
26:33
military, actually. I mean, the stakes
26:35
are completely different, but it's all about working within
26:37
a group of people and you have a role
26:39
and you have to do your role really well
26:42
and you have to support all the personalities that
26:44
come in because for the
26:46
sake of the movie, not necessarily
26:48
you, you know, the crossovers are
26:51
obvious to me. How did you come
26:54
in from like the
26:56
military, like you fit in with Marines and
26:58
then you also fit in with actors. That's
27:00
pretty wild to me. Yeah,
27:03
I didn't initially with
27:05
actors. I do now. I
27:07
mean, it's all about fine. I'm sure with the same
27:09
thing with comedy, it's finding the right group of people.
27:11
I don't fit in with all actors. You
27:14
can tell right away if an actor comes on set and
27:16
it's very much about them and their performance and what it
27:19
is that they're trying to versus an
27:21
actor who comes on and they're- because it's
27:23
stressful as you know. You're
27:25
fighting technology, you're fighting time, you're racing the
27:27
clock and someone's videotaping the whole thing and you're
27:30
never going to come back there and do it
27:32
again. And if in the midst
27:34
of all of that stress and stakes, they're
27:37
there to kind of serve the film and the
27:39
bigger picture and you as a scene partner, like
27:41
those are people that you try to hold on
27:43
to and other people that
27:45
are there for their own thing or they're
27:47
fucking checked out when that's your coverage or
27:49
they're taking up time and
27:51
wasting energy, then you try to get rid
27:54
of those people as soon as possible. People
27:56
on their phones. Yeah. Fucking
27:59
kidding. Yeah, I can't stand it. I'm
28:04
going to rage about phones. I thought that was
28:06
just me. Phones on a
28:08
set? Yeah. Oh, I fucking can't
28:10
stand phones on a set. Like, we are doing this now.
28:14
We're here doing it now. We're never
28:16
going to come back here and do this thing again. And this
28:18
is going to live on forever. And you've
28:20
left your family and your kids and
28:22
your house. To come here
28:24
and do this, and you have
28:27
to go back and explain that this is what I was
28:29
doing. You know, your wife is picking
28:31
up the kids at school and like, you know,
28:33
dealing with sickness and your college. It's
28:36
like, it has to be very fucking worth it, you know. Right.
28:39
I think. You know, it's worth what you guys
28:41
did is actually going to be at the movies. You
28:43
know, which is something that
28:46
I'm hoping like guys like you keep
28:48
having, you know, you got to
28:50
root for every movie at this
28:52
point. It's just that shared experience thing. I
28:54
know I sound like an old guy, but
28:56
like, you know,
28:59
I just had a small part in
29:01
this Sandler thing called Leo. And
29:03
we went for the premiere and it was
29:06
a packed house. And it was
29:08
a bunch of kids there and parents there. And
29:10
the writing was just amazing. And Adam, of course,
29:12
was hysterical. And just
29:14
like hearing everybody laughing and then feeling
29:17
like legitimate because it was legitimately funny.
29:19
Once again, nobody had to like fake
29:21
it. I was like I was walking
29:23
out like, man, I fucking miss that as opposed
29:25
to just sitting there, you know, you know, laying
29:27
in bed, scrolling and like, and
29:30
I watched the first 40 minutes of
29:32
this or like I
29:34
was streaming services to like when there was like
29:36
a TV series. If
29:38
they would just sort of like put it out like,
29:41
you know, one episode a week like they did, then they
29:43
I feel like they
29:45
could relax and not have to be like this
29:47
fucking, you know, whale eaten plankton, you know, coming
29:49
up and just a big mouthful of content every
29:51
month. It's
29:54
like, why don't you fucking stretch it out and then
29:56
give the writing staff a chance to catch up because
29:58
I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, Everybody did
30:00
this fucking animated show. It'd take us a year to do
30:02
it. It'd be eight episodes, half hour
30:04
episodes. You could watch the whole thing in
30:06
four hours and it would come out and
30:09
people would binge it. And people, that was
30:11
great. What's next, what's going on? What's this
30:13
like? Yeah, it's gonna take me like a
30:15
year to
30:18
with all kinds of help to try to do
30:21
this again. So I just feel like there's so
30:23
many great things being made and
30:25
that seeing them on
30:27
a big screen with the public, I still think that
30:29
that's cool. And I don't like that whole, it's a
30:32
great TV series. It's like a
30:34
fine wine and you're like shotgunning it. Right.
30:37
And just to grab like another bottle. So what
30:39
do you think about it? Do you think movies,
30:41
like cinema's gonna just go away? Like
30:43
nobody's gonna go to the movies? Yeah,
30:45
I don't know. I'm pessimistic about most
30:47
things, but to me that's
30:49
why I like this one so much because this
30:52
is the kind of movie when I was like
30:54
first discovering films as a teenager that I always
30:57
imagined that I get to do. It
30:59
was like a very character driven
31:01
cinematic thing that has
31:04
high stakes, it's accessible by everybody,
31:06
but not so dumbed down that
31:08
like, every plot
31:10
point has to be spelled out. I
31:14
like the movies telling me what I'm supposed to be
31:16
thinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this does not do that. All
31:20
right, I gotta ask you, one time we were in
31:23
New York, we grabbed a beer and you
31:25
were telling me that you were getting ready to do this
31:28
really cool movie with this French director, I
31:30
believe. Yeah, Lewis Carrick. Yeah, it was called
31:32
Annette. And you were gonna be playing a
31:34
standup comedian. That's the first time I met you. And
31:37
you wanted to pick my brain. And
31:40
I went and saw you at this Patrice
31:42
O'Neill benefit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You went on
31:44
last and it was like, I
31:47
hate levels of flat line. No, no, no, no, no.
31:50
Shit the bed. Energy just sank. Yeah,
31:52
no, no, you, it was
31:54
really impressive. Why is this guy on stage? No,
31:57
no, the place just get erupted.
32:00
I appreciate that. I
32:03
want to see that movie. Where can I, because I never
32:05
ended up seeing it. I am lost
32:07
in the world of stand-up and watching
32:09
sports. I'm a big bread and circus guy.
32:11
You know, whatever they want me to watch
32:14
to distract me from what's going on. I'm
32:16
there. Macy's Day Parade, football
32:19
on Sunday. So did
32:21
you ever end up doing stand-up? Trying
32:23
it? Going on stage? No, no,
32:25
no. It didn't stand up and
32:27
you see the movie is very
32:29
choreographed. It's not like we talked
32:31
about like
32:34
Andy Kaufman and things like that.
32:37
The comedian in this movie was
32:39
very experimental and not so,
32:44
not joke punchline kind
32:46
of thing. There's like singing to the
32:48
audience and they sing back. It's a very, you know,
32:51
you should check out if you have time when you're
32:54
out here. You got to go see this guy, Brian
32:56
Holtzman. Brian Holtzman? Brian Holtzman.
32:58
That fucking guy is
33:01
in his own way is
33:03
doing his own Andy Kaufman thing where it's like
33:05
what he's doing is like,
33:08
it's like he's beyond
33:11
a comedian's comedian. Like he's
33:13
like his own like entity. And
33:15
what I love about what he does is
33:17
he knows, he has to have known that like, you
33:21
know, what he's doing is not going to make somebody
33:23
like back in the day at must-see TV. Like,
33:26
oh, this could go on after Alan,
33:28
right? Like he just, everybody else, you
33:30
know, myself included, we're playing that game.
33:32
I'm like, all right, industry's here. Try
33:34
to work clean. Talk about your family.
33:36
He never did that shit. And he's
33:41
just one of the greatest comedians I've ever seen. I
33:43
had a friend of mine, Greg Fitzsimmons recently saw him
33:45
and was telling me the stuff that he was talking
33:47
about. You have to see
33:49
that guy because what's great about
33:51
him is you still get to see him.
33:53
You know, he
33:55
has like his fans that see him, but like
33:57
the best thing is seeing somebody discover him. for
34:00
the first time and be like what the fuck is
34:03
this guy saying like I'm trying to give
34:06
you an example without doing one
34:09
of his jokes like
34:12
kind of a Sam Kinison
34:15
yeah I you know what I would see when I look
34:17
at him you know I see on stage I see George
34:19
C Scott like George C
34:21
Scott Wow doing Stan no and he and
34:24
he looks like and he kind of
34:26
in a way almost looks like Jack Nicholson
34:28
when he played Jimmy
34:31
Hoffa and when he had like a flat
34:34
top in the mustache the guy he's a
34:36
retired dog catcher and he used to work
34:38
it was an airplane mechanic and he is
34:40
just he is on his own fucking
34:43
thing that is so beyond
34:45
anything I'm doing or anybody else I'm telling you this
34:47
fucking guy is you know I know you've already done
34:49
the role or whatever but if you just want to
34:52
go in late night at
34:54
the comedy store and just watch a
34:56
guy fucking blow people's minds no
34:58
I love love stuff like that even on
35:00
Broadway plays where someone's reading stage directions for
35:04
I love the uncomfortableness of how
35:06
long can we keep this going
35:08
yeah I've always had a like
35:10
you know watching
35:14
people like that there's that fascination like the
35:16
balls that it takes to do
35:18
it and it's not done
35:20
in like a self-sabotage because there's a difference
35:22
between self-sabotage and just deliberately fucking something up
35:24
because you have a fear of success and
35:27
actually being like no like this is who
35:29
I am and I don't fit in with
35:31
whatever the fuck that is but guess what
35:33
I don't give a shit I'm not performing
35:35
because I have to do it so I
35:37
would highly recommend him so
35:40
Ferrari comes out Christmas
35:42
Day Michael man I mean I see
35:45
his name my wife wanted to go to the Lakers
35:48
Celtics game I'm like I'm not gonna want fucking basketball
35:50
game or Christmas Day now the
35:52
movies might
35:55
be a different thing so I don't know if you supposed
35:57
to promote anything else what do you how long does this
35:59
media a tour go for how long
36:02
have you been doing is it like the old
36:04
days where they fly to the Canary Islands? No,
36:06
no, no. I went to London and now I'm
36:08
here. We did something in New York. I'm here
36:10
for four days. I go back to New York
36:12
for a week where I live and then I'm
36:15
done. You're doing a lot of his Zoom interviews
36:17
or not? I'm doing one later but not only
36:19
really one. This one I'm doing a lot for
36:21
because I mean honestly this sounds like
36:24
a promotion bullshit but I love this
36:26
and I do film and I think
36:28
it's rare and his films in particular
36:30
I think are so rare and you know
36:32
what you were saying up top it's not just
36:35
a weak plot with a bunch of cars. It's
36:39
Penelope Cruz and Shailene Woodley and
36:41
Jack O'Connell and Patrick Dempsey. It's
36:43
really great actors giving great performances
36:45
and the backdrop is
36:48
this really specific well-told
36:50
story that I think has legs.
36:53
So I'm really proud
36:56
of it actually. For
36:58
this one I would do kind of anything for people
37:00
to see it because I think it's really great. All right. Well
37:03
I can't wait to see it. Go
37:05
see Ferrari, Michael Mann,
37:07
Adam Driver. It's coming out
37:10
Christmas Day. Go out to the
37:12
movies. Get out of the
37:14
house. You're going to be sick of seeing your family members
37:16
and everything. It was such a thrill to have you come
37:19
in here and oh you know what I didn't ask
37:21
our common denominator here. The Star Wars thing. Oh yeah.
37:23
Were you a fan before you got in it? Yeah.
37:26
You watched this stuff? Yeah when I met you you
37:28
were about to go in to do something with it.
37:30
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I got a lot of shit
37:32
because I you know I used to make fun of
37:35
it. No but the
37:37
reason why I did was because everybody loved it.
37:39
You know what I mean? It was just that
37:41
comedian saying it was like oh they're loving this
37:43
thing. I'm going to shit all over this. It's
37:45
like doing stand up in Green Bay. You got
37:48
to go there and make fun of the
37:50
Packers and you got to make fun of the cheese heads and
37:52
if you go to Red State you have to trash Trump
37:54
and if I'm out here I got to make fun
37:56
of Joe Biden. I mean you just have other than that
37:59
like. Where is the fun? So
38:02
anyway, dude, I'm such a huge fan. You're such a
38:04
great guy, and I'm really happy for you. And
38:07
I mean, to have you with Michael
38:09
Mann and doing the Enzo Ferrari
38:11
story, like I can't even tell you how like, I
38:13
mean, I went to the F1 when it was in
38:15
Vegas. I went to
38:17
the one in Austin, Montreal, and then I've seen
38:20
a MotoGP one time. So I'm sort of a
38:22
closet gear head that can only
38:24
change the oil in a car, but I'm gonna be
38:26
very excited to see this. So thank you so much
38:28
for coming in. Adam Driver, everybody. This
38:30
has been the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday Morning
38:33
Podcast. Have a great weekend, and I'll talk to you
38:35
soon. Hey,
38:42
what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for
38:44
the Monday Morning Podcast from Monday, December 14th, 2015.
38:50
What's going on? How? I'm
38:54
in New York City. It's Sunday night. 8.24
38:58
left in the third quarter. New
39:01
England Patriots versus Houston, fucking Texans.
39:04
I am in New York City to promote,
39:07
finally, the fucking,
39:10
we're finally putting out efforts for family. I know
39:12
I've been talking about this shit, but I gotta
39:14
do it. Tomorrow I gotta, I'm doing fucking
39:17
media boy, monkey
39:19
boy. Gonna be fucking going all
39:21
over town and all over on the fucking phone
39:23
and all that shit, talking about this wonderful new show
39:25
that we have coming out. So if you guys can
39:28
do something for me, I would really appreciate it
39:30
by watching it December 18th on Netflix. There, I
39:32
got it out of the way. All
39:35
right, and anyways, and
39:37
also thank you for everybody who watched the
39:39
pie crust video, huh? Oh,
39:41
Billy Baker got over 600,000 hits,
39:43
you know? And
39:46
I learned some shit. Some people like, don't use
39:48
Crisco. You should use fucking LOD. And
39:50
you know what's funny? When somebody bought me, got me a
39:52
thing of LOD, and I keep forgetting to use it. So
39:54
I'm gonna try that next time. And then also people said
39:57
a better way to pick up the pie crust is you
39:59
fucking slowly roll it. over with the rolling pin. I
40:01
didn't know either one of those. But the guy who
40:03
told me, I've read it on some fucking
40:05
website, he just
40:07
goes, oh, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill,
40:10
like 20 bills. He was doing
40:12
so well. It's like, dude, well, you're fucked.
40:14
You know, so you know how to pick
40:16
up a fucking pie crust better than I
40:18
do. Why don't you just fucking tell me
40:20
how to do it? Why do you got
40:22
to act like the fucking sky just fell?
40:24
It didn't. My pie crust came out fine.
40:27
Everybody is such a fucking cunt.
40:30
You know what amazes me about adults is
40:33
that whole fucking thing that he just
40:35
did. Oh, Bill, Bill, Bill, you know
40:37
what that really is? That is literally
40:39
his fucking inner child. Literally
40:42
going mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, look at me.
40:44
I know how to do it better. It's
40:46
like just fucking grow up. I might
40:51
be in a cunt right now. I don't think I am.
40:53
Oh Jesus. They're showing the fucking highlights of the Patriots special
40:55
teams. They fumbled another fucking
40:57
punt gave these jerk off Texans another
40:59
another chance here. I'll tell you right
41:02
now. I don't buy JJ Watts intensity.
41:04
I just don't buy it. I think
41:06
he's just hamming it up for
41:09
the fucking cameras. He's got
41:11
a fucking scowl on his face before the
41:13
game even starts. You know what I mean?
41:15
What are you mad at? Jumping jacks touching
41:17
your toes. That's
41:19
a stupid fucking commercial where that bluegrass band
41:21
starts spraying water in his face and then
41:23
he yells at his locker and then there's
41:25
nobody there. I get it. He gets up
41:27
for games. You
41:29
know, give
41:32
me Ray Lewis. Anytime I would rather have Ray
41:35
Lewis screaming and yelling. You don't
41:37
know what I mean? Didn't that fucking oversized
41:40
astronaut looking guy. I'm
41:45
just fucking with you. He's a great player and I'm
41:47
so psyched half his hand is fucking one of his
41:49
hands is wrapped up. Thank God. We would have been
41:51
in fucking trouble this game. Hopefully you're
41:54
not sitting there with some fucking cat ate the Canary smile
41:56
on your face knowing that I'm going to do the rest
41:58
of this podcast. the Patriots
42:00
somehow blow a 14-point lead. I know that's
42:03
not gonna happen, right? Get
42:05
him! Ah, you fucking
42:07
cunts. Over
42:09
the middle. So
42:12
anyways, I got here on Thursday. I've
42:14
been doing some stand-up, getting
42:16
ready for these talk shows and shit. I got to
42:18
do them doing tonight's show, doing
42:21
Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday
42:23
and then Wednesday. I'm in LA doing
42:25
Conan and then I'm on fucking, I'm
42:27
officially on goddamn vacation.
42:30
But I had
42:32
a great week, dude. I had a great time being back here in
42:35
New York. It is unsettlingly
42:38
warm. The only thing more scary about
42:40
how fucking warm it is back here
42:43
is people's reaction to it. They
42:46
fucking love it. These East Coast people have to
42:48
take it in the face. Old
42:51
man winter every fucking year. They,
42:53
you know, the overwhelming response to
42:56
global warming up to this point
42:58
is like, yeah, bring
43:00
it on. I'm loving this. I
43:02
literally, I saw a woman in a fucking half
43:04
shirt. Not a half shirt. She
43:06
had her belly showing like she was gonna be
43:09
dancing behind one of them fucking chicks that can't really
43:11
sing, you know, and they use the auto-tune. So they
43:14
got to show their tits a little bit, you
43:16
know, showed the little naughty little bits, a little bit
43:18
of the naughty bit, right? She's walking down the street
43:20
and I was like, oh my god, my
43:23
star, she was gorgeous. Then I was just thinking like, dude,
43:25
it's one of the fucking half. I was like, this is
43:27
December 10th. She's walking down
43:29
the street like it's April.
43:33
I'll possibly even make and I
43:37
was kind of, you know, so that I went on distance.
43:39
They don't give a fuck. In that moment, the
43:42
hand in the face is gonna fucking be more
43:44
soothing. That's what the fuck they're gonna look at.
43:47
And who's kidding? No, I don't have any solutions and I'm
43:49
part of the problem, but at least, at least this
43:53
is the only thing I could say.
43:55
At least I have the decency to
43:57
be afraid. I'm not doing anything about
43:59
it. trying to eat less fish I
44:02
feel bad for the base but what am I
44:04
gonna do just me walking around being alive I'm
44:06
contributing to this shit not a mention I'm flying
44:08
halfway across the fucking flow all the way across
44:10
the country to promote a fucking cartoon get on
44:13
the ball that's a live ball fuck you that's
44:15
not a incomplete pass fuck
44:18
you ah
44:21
you fucking bastards anyways
44:25
um now they're saying
44:27
now they're having a discussion now they're having a
44:29
discussion what happened he
44:31
went back out clearly an incomplete I don't
44:34
know this is gonna be one of the ones
44:36
little you stop his hand motion
44:38
going forward he stopped the throwing motion and
44:40
gripped the fucking ball these
44:45
stupid fucking replays in the NFL you know
44:48
go into the the video booth this is
44:50
like it turned
44:52
all of these moments like this
44:54
this is why I hate NBA basketball is
44:58
the timeout the timeout the timeout how fucking
45:01
long it takes by the way congratulations
45:03
to the Golden State Warriors
45:05
winning 28 fucking games in
45:07
a row I don't
45:10
think that the I'm trying to think with that could
45:12
ever be broken I mean that's that is insane and
45:14
as much as they didn't break the Lakers their
45:19
record that was still amazing and I wish I
45:22
could actually have watched the fucking double overtime game
45:24
against the Celtics that look like an instant classic
45:26
of course I was out you
45:30
know telling jokes and that
45:33
type of shit I'm
45:35
sorry I guess I mean you guys some people always ask me
45:37
I talk about hoop I just can't fucking watch it I try
45:40
I like college hoops you know
45:42
I actually was gonna watch North Carolina cuz once
45:44
again they got a great team the fucking ranks
45:46
second fucking tie heels right in
45:48
the eye came in there but we you know my
45:51
wife always sits down and
45:53
she wants she wants to watch a dumb TV she
45:55
goes and just sit down and watch dumb TV is
45:57
that fucking Kardashian shit which has been on a goddamn
45:59
loop that shit the other day, okay?
46:02
And it was on, you
46:05
know, they got enough episodes now. It's like the fucking
46:07
Simpsons, whether you just do a whole weekend of nothing
46:09
but the Simpsons, you can do that with the Kardashians
46:11
now. So she just kept watching them and watching them.
46:13
And I literally, I had to get up and
46:16
walk into the bedroom and close the door. The
46:18
show, it literally puts me in a fucking bad
46:20
mood. I know that
46:23
there's a clip I just saw on Facebook. Of
46:26
course I'm on Facebook. I'm a white guy in my 40s. I
46:28
love Facebook. As much
46:30
as the youngsters hate it, everything that they hate
46:33
about it, I fucking love about it. But anyways,
46:35
there's some local news
46:37
show or whatever. And this guy just,
46:39
he just fucking sums up. He
46:41
snaps. He completely loses his composure and
46:44
just goes like, nobody gives a fuck
46:46
about this stupid fucking family. And then
46:48
these two chicks laughing, one of them
46:50
agrees. And then the other like, just
46:52
breathe, just breathe. Like that makes it
46:54
better. It's
46:56
like just enough
46:58
already. My
47:02
wife has it on so much. I'm actually
47:04
starting to understand like the dude, you
47:07
know, who looks like a fucking mannequin. He's
47:10
got perfect hair, perfect white teeth. He's
47:12
always walking around in a suit, but he's never at
47:14
work. And I finally just sit there and go, what
47:16
the fuck does that guy do for a living? And
47:18
they're like, ah, you know, nobody really knows. Nobody
47:22
knows what he does. You know, he's always walking
47:24
around like, dressed like Bud Fuck. And
47:26
then I'm like, oh my God, I'm getting sucked into this thing. So
47:28
I just went into the other room. It's
47:31
just an endless fucking pursuit.
47:34
They're just constantly traveling. I
47:37
love like when they go to the Dominican Republic and do
47:39
they interact with the people? They go right to the
47:41
fucking resort and they're sitting next
47:44
to a fucking infinity pool. You
47:47
know what I mean? It's just, it's like, why did
47:49
you, why did you just stay home? You already live
47:51
in that climate, you dumb fucks. Let
47:54
me tell you about the time I went to the Dominican Republic.
47:57
I went there and they took us. Nice. Oh,
48:00
fuck, fuck, fuck, get that motherfucker, you fat fuck,
48:02
that's not yours. God
48:04
damn, that fat fuck, he landed right on it. Probably
48:08
thought it was a pork shoulder. Oh,
48:11
great. And we get hurt. Wonderful. Ah,
48:15
for fuck's sakes. Anyways, so I
48:17
go to Dominican Republic. With
48:20
the wonderful lady I was dating at the time,
48:23
fuck that relationship up as I did everyone until
48:25
I met my lovely wife. Um,
48:28
and we stayed at a resort, right?
48:32
We show up and I got there
48:34
and within two, five, like you see what, how
48:36
people are living as you're driving there. And
48:38
you're like, holy fuck, what's my first
48:40
time in a so-called third world country? I
48:44
didn't know what the fuck that means. It just always means
48:46
there's a bunch of broke people. I don't know. So I
48:48
fucking like, I'm staggering.
48:51
You know, I saw a couple of nice houses and
48:53
everything else was like a fucking 10 Shaq and
48:56
we're fucking blowing by all this poverty. And
49:00
you're taking it all in. It's an absolute
49:02
shock when you're spoiled ass fucking American.
49:06
All right. Now give a fuck what
49:08
your situation is in this country. For the most
49:10
part, you're living like a fucking king compared to
49:12
this stuff. Right? So like, we
49:15
end up getting to the resort and then all of
49:17
a sudden everybody has only these fucking Hawaiian shirts saying
49:20
hello, asking to take your bags. And it's like, am
49:22
I supposed to forget what the fuck I just saw?
49:25
So the entire time I'm on this, uh,
49:27
vacation, what's
49:29
funny about the resort is there's like literally like
49:31
a prison wall all the way around the whole
49:34
fucking thing. And you just feel it. You just
49:36
felt it. Like late at night, if I get
49:38
too close to that wall, somebody is going to
49:40
reach over it, yank me over it. And no
49:42
one's ever going to see me again because that's
49:44
the level of desperation down here. And,
49:47
um, my
49:50
favorite part slash the scariest part of the trip
49:52
was, uh, we actually went horseback
49:54
riding and we went to a cave
49:57
where there was water. He went to the water and he had to go
49:59
underwater. and then come up to the other side of
50:01
the different cave. I know this sounds like a fucking Hardy
50:03
Boys episode, but we actually did it. And
50:06
I remember the
50:09
tour guide, the tour
50:11
guide who took us, I
50:13
had to stop in his fucking house. So
50:16
I am sitting there in the front passenger seat
50:22
of his car as everybody is
50:24
looking at me, basically the whitest motherfucker
50:26
on the planet. And
50:28
I had to sit there like, are they looking
50:30
at me like Jesus Christ? How
50:33
often do you see a redheaded white dude down
50:35
here? Were they looking at me like a white
50:37
elephant? Or were they looking at me
50:39
like, God knows what our foreign
50:41
policy did and now they're in that situation.
50:43
I had no fucking idea, but it was
50:45
definitely, I
50:49
don't know, but I was glad, still glad I
50:51
did it. I still went out, I interacted, I actually gave
50:54
the horseback thing and the cave shit. I actually
50:56
was giving money to people outside
50:59
of that fucking resort. It just didn't feel
51:01
right. Does that make any
51:03
sense? I don't fucking know, I'm watching the fucking game here.
51:06
But anyways, I'm
51:09
talking about the Kardashians. How
51:12
late they go to all these impoverished places and they
51:14
just still end up next to an infinity pool, which
51:18
to me is like, why the fuck would you leave? You're
51:21
not interested because you're starving and you got food, right?
51:24
Okay, she just went, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Like
51:26
20 fucking times. She
51:30
asked me when this game was gonna be over because she
51:32
wanted to watch dumb TV and I wanted to be
51:34
like, you know what? This is my dumb TV. This
51:36
is my keeping up with the Kardashians. I
51:38
watched The Patriots. Come
51:42
on, Neil, look at Tom Brady. Isn't he dreamy? He
51:45
looks like that guy with no job
51:47
on the Kardashians, doesn't he? Except
51:50
he's a man. Um,
51:53
anyway, so today in New York,
51:55
I actually went to the premiere
51:57
of a movie called Daddy's Home.
52:00
starring Mark Wahlberg and
52:04
Will Ferrell. And that
52:06
comes out, I think on Christmas day. And
52:09
if you blink, you'll miss me. I have a small partner
52:11
and I got to go there. And
52:14
oh, fuck, are you on my way through this
52:16
whole fucking thing? I imagine I am. Oh,
52:20
Verzi's on his way. Verzi's on his way.
52:23
I think this is gonna be a two-parter. This is
52:25
gonna be the first part I do today. You
52:28
know what, who's kidding who? You know what, this podcast
52:30
just became late. I was hoping I
52:32
could finish this thing before Verzi got here. I got media all day
52:34
tomorrow and I told Paul I was gonna go out and go get
52:36
a beer with him. I'm gonna do that so
52:38
Nia can watch damn TV. I'm gonna go out to a bar.
52:40
I'm gonna watch the rest of the game. There, I confess. But
52:42
you know what, I did make the pie crust video. I
52:45
hope it helped you guys out. And it's got over
52:47
600,000 hits. This
52:50
fucking pie crust video's got more hits than most
52:52
of my specials. And
52:56
this week, I actually finally was able, those ribs
52:58
that I was smoking I was telling you about,
53:00
they came out fucking delicious. And
53:03
what I learned was it doesn't matter, at
53:05
least on the green egg, the
53:08
big green egg. Like as long as you got
53:10
smoked that first hour and a half, something like
53:12
ribs. Now
53:14
I'm a total fucking novice. This is the second
53:16
time I ever tried it. This is the first
53:18
time I ever did it successfully. The
53:22
other time I had to finish them off in the
53:24
oven, which isn't necessarily bad. Oh,
53:28
good. Nia just
53:30
got fucking two-ply toilet paper, three-ply. You got
53:32
the most-ply toilet paper, right? Oh
53:35
my God. I can't tell
53:37
you who stayed here. I'm
53:40
not gonna tell you who stayed here, but he stayed
53:42
here and he fucking loaded this place up. It's
53:45
not even one-ply toilet paper. It's like literally
53:47
almost see-through. I
53:53
don't know what he was trying to do, but all I
53:55
know is I would rather wipe my ass with sandpaper. There,
53:58
I said it. All right, look. I
54:00
understand if you're in a financially rough place,
54:02
but you know, can you put a price?
54:05
You know what I mean? I might as well take a
54:07
belt sander to the
54:11
crack of my ass. It's like, what are we
54:13
doing here? You
54:15
know, it's very easy to go steal some Kleenex
54:17
out of these fucking stores, give your ass a
54:19
fighting chance. Anyways,
54:25
so I found with the big green egg,
54:27
what I did was I followed
54:29
all the videos basically of how to start the
54:32
fire. One of these guys, they always make these
54:34
fucking videos on how to smoke something
54:36
and all they talk about is the rubs and how
54:38
long they leave it in there. And the most important
54:40
fucking thing on the big green egg is,
54:42
dude, what does your fire look like? What's the
54:44
percentage? You know, those
54:47
burned up fucking coals versus your wood. So
54:51
I did
54:53
like half of that, not
54:56
the shit that's got the chemical on it before
54:58
everybody gives me a rough time. It's the shit
55:00
that looks like how a tree looks when it's
55:02
in the middle after a forest fire is put
55:04
out. I use that natural shit. And then I
55:06
had these big blocks of hickory
55:08
that I'm told it doesn't make a difference if you
55:10
soak them or not. So
55:12
I didn't soak those, but then I had
55:15
a bunch of those, just the
55:17
chips that you soak overnight. I soaked those things
55:19
overnight. And I had an insane amount of smoke
55:21
for the first about hour and a half of
55:23
the cook. And
55:27
I kept it roughly at about 250 the
55:30
entire time. And
55:32
some people might think that's a little high. I don't know what they
55:34
came up. So rather than doing it for four hours, I took it
55:36
out at about 340, 345. They
55:38
came up great. I'll post a couple of
55:41
pictures of it. But
55:44
one of the most exciting parts
55:46
of my week was Nia
55:49
tried them and
55:52
came out to the kitchen and fucking high-fived me and
55:54
did a little dance. If the fuck was the... You
55:56
know what? That was the highlight. You
55:58
know? Because I know... the ribs and you actually
56:01
enjoy them. No,
56:05
no, but I was trying something new. All right,
56:08
thank you. Do you know what? There's one of the new,
56:10
sometimes you just know when you're not supposed to talk to
56:12
you. I probably now she's focused on something else. Or maybe
56:14
I know the shit out of her earlier. I have no
56:16
fucking idea, but let's get all the budget. Been like fucking
56:19
running my yap here. Let's uh, what
56:22
do we got? Now I got to type in the fucking password
56:24
go. Jesus
56:28
Christ. What? You know what? I love how fucking
56:30
difficult you have to make these fucking these uh,
56:34
passwords. You know what I mean? Like you have like governmental
56:36
secrets in here. Um,
56:38
oh, Friday night, no Saturday night. Do
56:40
you guys watch the fucking UFC? How
56:42
insane were those fights? I
56:45
don't know anybody's fucking name. I don't think God, I'm
56:47
a grig. Did you
56:49
see that one fight? That dude was, he was like this. I
56:52
didn't know what the fuck to call the guy. He's got to have
56:54
some sort of nickname. He
56:56
just got on this guy's back and he wouldn't get
56:59
off him. Every time he'd like go to shake him
57:01
off, he'd get back on to me. It's like,
57:03
you know, you ever have like a fucking, I don't
57:06
know, your fingers are wet and you pick up a hair and you're
57:08
trying to get it off. You got to wipe it on something else
57:11
and then somehow it just comes back to you. You know
57:14
what it was like when you take out cellophane
57:16
or whatever that, that saran wrap shit, it just
57:18
starts sticking to itself and you try to fucking,
57:20
now I can undo it. I can save it.
57:23
I can save it. Fuck this piece, right? That's
57:25
what he was. He was like the human version of that's
57:28
not a good nickname for fucking a fighter. Is
57:30
it human
57:34
cellophane? I don't think that's
57:36
too intimidating. He was just on this fucking guy
57:38
and the dude could not get him off and
57:40
he was named after the, he was Gunnar
57:43
Nelson. For
57:46
half a second, I thought he was the son of
57:48
the Nelson who were the son of Ricky Nelson who
57:50
went to that garden party, right?
57:52
To reminisce with his old friends. Remember
57:55
that? I went to a garden party
57:57
to reminisce with my old friends. You
58:02
like Ricky Nelson, do you? You
58:06
like the simplicity of those old songs? The
58:09
sound, the sound of thunder in the background? That's
58:12
one of my gloves. Come over here and talk to me
58:14
for two seconds. Let me sing you some Ricky Nelson. Maybe
58:18
this will ring a bell. Hang on one
58:20
second. Hey, Burzy, where
58:22
you at? I'm
58:25
on 47th and 7th. All right, dude.
58:27
I'll be downstairs in like 10 minutes. I'm wrapping up my
58:29
podcast with the first half of it, all right? Okay.
58:33
All right, buddy. I'll see you in a minute. All
58:35
right. Bye. All right. Let
58:38
me sing you a little bit of Ricky Nelson. Maybe this will... I
58:40
know Ricky Nelson is. I know who his sons are. They had long
58:42
blonde hair. Do you know the song?
58:45
No. It was probably like, That's
58:48
not them. I'm
58:51
talking about his dad. Oh,
58:54
yeah. He was some like,
58:57
I'm walking. He
58:59
had a very simple song. Listen to
59:02
the rhythm of the falling rain. Telling
59:05
me what a fool I've been. Yeah,
59:07
it was very... And something and something
59:09
got away again. And something
59:12
and something and something. Okay. Ray,
59:14
please tell me does she love
59:16
me so? Why are you torturing
59:18
me? You know what? Because
59:20
this is my odd way of showing that I
59:22
love you. Well, I love you too, but you're torturing me. I
59:24
want to eat my Thai food and watch my dumb TV. I
59:27
love you very much. You want me to get out of here?
59:29
What are you going to watch? You're going to watch the Kardashian?
59:31
Get the fuck out. It's Sunday night. It's
59:33
a big night in reality television. I need you to leave. That's
59:36
your question. Why do I always have to get the
59:38
fuck out? Football is my dumb TV. How
59:40
come I always have to fucking leave? You
59:43
know what? That's a great point. And
59:46
that's why I love you. You know, a few women, you know,
59:48
a few fuck that. A few human beings can actually be like,
59:50
You know what? That's a good goddamn point.
59:53
Yes. I do.
59:55
You just like get out. Oh,
1:00:01
all right beat it. Yeah,
1:00:04
you beat it. I'm gonna wrap this up
1:00:06
right now, and I'm Paul Verzi waiting for you. Oh
1:00:10
Yeah, you know what you know you're a terrible
1:00:12
person actually you're actually concerned about Paul Verzi your
1:00:14
first concern is me getting the fuck out Of
1:00:16
you so you can watch your fucking chalk teeth
1:00:18
there pretend like he has a job I love
1:00:20
Paul Verzi, and I don't want to be
1:00:23
waiting around for you Listen
1:00:25
to the rhythm of your fucking bullshit
1:00:28
Acting like you care about my friends you
1:00:31
just want me to fucking leave this
1:00:33
place so you can watch those stupid
1:00:36
twats Something
1:00:42
something something with the mistletoe I
1:00:44
get it you have a big round
1:00:46
ass stop greasing it up And
1:00:49
putting it on the I'm sorry all
1:00:51
right. I'll be back maybe
1:00:54
tomorrow finish this fucking thing up Jesus Christ
1:00:56
Can you fucking block we don't have anybody
1:00:58
left? All right I'm
1:01:02
gonna say that we are we're gonna fuck this game
1:01:04
up. This is what's gonna happen. They're gonna come back
1:01:06
They're gonna make it what's it 20 to
1:01:08
6? Yeah, it's gonna be 20 to 20, and
1:01:10
we're gonna have to drive down the fucking field and
1:01:12
hopefully Kick another long
1:01:14
field go Jesus Christ the
1:01:17
old spin move Good
1:01:20
Lord. He didn't even touch him All
1:01:23
right, I'll talk to you guys
1:01:25
in a minute. Well. You know it'll be two seconds all
1:01:27
right, okay? All
1:01:31
right anyway, so as I was saying as I was saying
1:01:35
It's still Sunday night. I just saw the Patriots
1:01:38
fucking win end up being 27 to
1:01:40
6 okay, so I overreacted You
1:01:42
know what do you want for me? So what
1:01:44
did I leave off? I left off with
1:01:46
the human cellophane Right I
1:01:49
was talking about those fights. I saw The
1:01:53
fucking guy let me go back
1:01:55
pedal where the hell was a gunner Nelson
1:01:58
couldn't get the human cellophane off him. And
1:02:01
then there was the guy who fought the guy who
1:02:04
comes in like a spider. He stuck his face out
1:02:06
and got knocked out and then he kicked him in
1:02:08
the leg and broke his leg. That fucking guy fought.
1:02:11
Jesus Christ. I don't think I've ever seen a guy
1:02:13
get hit that many times in the head. I
1:02:16
thought the fight, I thought the fight was over. I
1:02:18
didn't know. I didn't realize that the referee jumped in
1:02:20
because the round ended. I mean,
1:02:23
he took the, there was like a fucking, watching like
1:02:25
a Rocky fight. You know, when you watch a Rocky
1:02:27
fight, don't do, there's no way anybody could take that
1:02:29
many shots to the head. You'd be dead. You'd
1:02:32
be on your ass. The fight would be
1:02:34
over. This fucking guy took it.
1:02:38
I don't know what I'm talking. I don't ever know the names. And
1:02:40
then the Burger King guy, that fucking, uh, Conor
1:02:42
McGregor was fighting this Brazilian
1:02:45
dude. He's got this crazy scar on
1:02:47
this. He's already Brazilian. So you already know he's,
1:02:49
he's a fucking nightmare. He's going to take it
1:02:51
to the ground. You're fucked, right?
1:02:54
Wasn't he not kicking people in the face to this
1:02:57
guy? He could kick your ass. No
1:02:59
matter how, I don't give a shit. You're sitting in a chair
1:03:01
or fucking running down the sidewalk. He's one of those
1:03:03
guys. The guy can kick the shit out of you.
1:03:06
So I'm thinking, wow, man, this is going to be
1:03:08
a fucking unbelievable test for him. He
1:03:10
fucking, he just ran right at him. He
1:03:14
bullrusted and,
1:03:16
uh, Connor did the old right there. Fred, bam
1:03:18
guys. There's a face plant. He took
1:03:20
to, uh, judge's decisions to the face after
1:03:22
that, whatever the hammer fist. So what, what,
1:03:25
what they call it took the
1:03:27
old gavel, two
1:03:29
hits to the gavel. And that was it. It was
1:03:31
fucking over. And, um, I
1:03:34
like other guys said afterwards, he goes, you know, we got
1:03:36
a fight again. That wasn't really a fight. It's like, no,
1:03:38
it was a fight. You got knocked out, dude. You
1:03:41
know, that usually indicates there was some sort
1:03:43
of a fight. It's not you, you fucking
1:03:45
slipped and fell and hit your head on a desk. There
1:03:48
was no desk in that octagon. That was a, uh, that was
1:03:51
his left hand. Um, but
1:03:53
Jesus Christ, man, that
1:03:56
was fucking amazing. I was actually talking to some of the guys
1:03:58
I was watching the fight with. I go. How
1:04:01
much tension is going to be
1:04:03
in Dana White's house over Christmas
1:04:05
if Conor McGregor loses too? After
1:04:08
fucking what's-her-face lost, female
1:04:12
Tyson, right? Then you're gonna have Irish Tyson.
1:04:14
If they both go down then who's
1:04:18
gonna fucking sell a fight? You need them the
1:04:20
way they talk shit. Do you
1:04:23
know how much fucking money is sitting in
1:04:26
fucking Dana of mine that's sitting in Dana
1:04:28
White's sock drawer right now because you got
1:04:30
two fucking amazing athletes like that who also
1:04:32
know how to sell a fight? You
1:04:34
know what I mean? The
1:04:36
deaf other guy won. Now you got
1:04:38
a guy who needs a fucking interpreter
1:04:40
for me to understand it to sell
1:04:42
the goddamn fight. It's over. I
1:04:46
don't even like fucking watching movies with subtitles.
1:04:48
I gotta fucking deal with
1:04:51
the guy that he's got to have a, you
1:04:54
know, he's hyping a fight. It's like I'm
1:04:57
watching a senator testifying. Fucking
1:04:59
lawyer keeps coming over whispering in his ear. I don't want
1:05:01
to see that. Right? I don't
1:05:04
know what I'm saying here. Anyways, I forgot
1:05:06
to tell you guys this shit. I almost forgot this fucking
1:05:09
story. So I've been trying to work out when
1:05:11
I've been here. Two out of three days I've
1:05:13
worked out. Right? So I go to
1:05:15
the gym the first day. It's right down the street from
1:05:17
my apartment. There's no fucking problems. I walk in, the guy
1:05:19
behind the counter is cool. There's nobody
1:05:21
else there. No manager, just some cool guy. He goes, hey
1:05:24
Who can do this? I come to meet up with his Note
1:05:26
on Nine grew up. I always said, you
1:05:29
ain't looking for a physiological suck
1:06:00
at the internet. Okay, just generally speaking,
1:06:02
I'm not good at it. He goes, I'm just saying, you
1:06:04
know, it's money. I was like, I'm and I'll try to
1:06:06
find the fucking page and I'll come back the next day.
1:06:08
I only pay five bucks. So he goes, cool. No problems.
1:06:11
No fucking problems. I have
1:06:13
a great workout. I fucking throw the weights
1:06:16
around. Classic shit. Comedian. I go
1:06:18
to the gym in the middle of the day. It's great.
1:06:20
There's nobody fucking there. Okay,
1:06:22
couple of trophy wives on treadmills,
1:06:25
you know, fucking looking at
1:06:27
their Instagram as they walk fucking half a mile an
1:06:29
hour. And then you come walking
1:06:31
in and I don't give a fuck what time
1:06:33
of day you walk into a gym. If
1:06:36
you have to do chess that day, this is
1:06:38
all the benches are going to be taken up.
1:06:40
You know what I mean? Nobody's ever doing
1:06:42
squats. You can walk into
1:06:44
a gym Saturday. fucking
1:06:48
Saturday like what's what's it busy like early in
1:06:50
the morning when people come in, whatever 90 when
1:06:52
it was fucking the busiest time right after work.
1:06:56
Six o'clock at night. Okay,
1:06:59
you can go walk into a gym and you
1:07:01
can just immediately just start doing squats. Nobody's ever
1:07:03
doing nobody does fucking legs. Everybody
1:07:05
does the bench. So I walk into
1:07:07
this five people. They have
1:07:10
three benches. There's like five people working on
1:07:12
three of our guys fucking
1:07:14
bench pressing goddamn cunt.
1:07:16
So I got to sit there and pretend like I'm
1:07:18
fucking really stretching. I'm not really stretching. I'm waiting for
1:07:20
you to finish. So
1:07:25
anyways, that was the first day. So
1:07:27
the second day I go to go back and I'm like, God, here we
1:07:29
go. You know, I'm
1:07:31
gonna run to this guy again. He's gonna say, we didn't get
1:07:33
the fucking thing that only makes you pay five bucks. I mean,
1:07:35
because I suck at the internet. Remember? I'll
1:07:38
pay 15. I don't give a fuck right now come showing
1:07:40
up. He's not there. There's some lady there. And
1:07:42
then this fucking manager buzzing around. Hey, how long you're in
1:07:44
town for? Does he get a membership? Well, I said no,
1:07:46
dude, I just want to work out today. He goes, All
1:07:48
right, fill out this form. So
1:07:50
it's name, address, phone number,
1:07:53
email, all of this
1:07:55
shit. So I write down a fake name and I
1:07:57
say I'm from Alaska. And that's it right. So
1:07:59
he goes No, I'm sorry, sir. You got to fill out the rest
1:08:02
of this where all the addresses now all I had to do Was
1:08:05
just fill out a fucking fake address, but yeah,
1:08:08
it's not how I'm wired. I gotta make a point I
1:08:10
go, dude I'm I'm I have to
1:08:12
give you my home address. He goes. Yes, I
1:08:15
go, dude I'm not trying to be a jerk,
1:08:17
but I'm not gonna give you my home address I'm
1:08:20
not gonna tell you where I live So
1:08:22
I can work out one day at a gym And
1:08:25
he goes well, you know, you have to fill out
1:08:27
those I go why Do
1:08:30
you need to know where I live? Any
1:08:33
hems and haws and I just keep going why do you need to know
1:08:35
where I live? Okay,
1:08:38
it's $15 to work out. I have the $15 I'm
1:08:41
going to give it to you and I'm going to work out
1:08:43
at the gym Why do you need to know where I live
1:08:46
so finally goes well, sir, you know God
1:08:48
forbid if you have some sort of incident
1:08:50
happens and we need to get in contact
1:08:52
with somebody I Said
1:08:54
so you're telling me That
1:08:57
God forbid To use
1:08:59
your expression God forbid I keel over
1:09:02
on the elliptical You're
1:09:05
gonna you're not gonna dial 911. You're gonna
1:09:07
go drive to my house and knock on
1:09:09
the door and hope somebody's there That's
1:09:13
what you're gonna do You're
1:09:16
not gonna do that you're gonna call
1:09:18
911 like everybody else And
1:09:22
he just keeps going. Oh, you know, what are we
1:09:25
gonna contact? They say what the fuck do you care?
1:09:28
Who to contact? You
1:09:32
know, I just said look if you can
1:09:34
tell me why I need to put down my
1:09:37
home address I'll
1:09:39
write it down. Other than that, I'll give you a phone
1:09:42
number somebody to call If
1:09:44
something happens to me, but don't
1:09:46
call them. They're not a doctor call 911 Tell
1:09:50
you what? Yeah, that's the deal call 911 and here's a number You
1:09:52
know if you want to let the my wife
1:09:54
know where the hell I'm going That's it.
1:09:56
You don't need to know where I live See
1:09:59
the guy And he goes, well, you have to fill it out.
1:10:01
And I go, why? And he goes, it's protocol. And
1:10:04
I go, exactly. You
1:10:06
cannot logically defend why you
1:10:08
want my home address. You
1:10:12
get my home address so the people in corporate
1:10:14
will have that information. They can sell it to
1:10:16
other people. Right? So
1:10:18
I go, I'm not working out here. Right? So
1:10:21
I go to walk away. And then the lady behind the
1:10:23
desk, she goes, have a nice day, sir. I
1:10:25
don't say anything. Keep walking to the other. She goes,
1:10:27
have a nice day, sir. And I turn around and
1:10:30
go, I understand sarcasm. You're
1:10:32
not telling me to have a nice day. You're telling me
1:10:34
to go F myself. I
1:10:36
got in the elevator. I
1:10:39
know a lot of you guys, like, oh, why don't you just
1:10:41
fucking, you write a fake address. That's what I fuck. You
1:10:43
know why? Because at some point, there's got to be
1:10:45
some sort of pushback. Somebody has to fucking complain about this
1:10:47
shit. When you walk into those places and they go,
1:10:49
do you have an ID? Don't ever
1:10:52
hand them your ID. You
1:10:55
hold it. And
1:10:57
just say, hey, I'll hold the ramp your fucking face. You want
1:10:59
to read it? Then read
1:11:02
it. You're not typing in shit from my ID
1:11:04
onto my onto your fucking computer. Every
1:11:06
time you put down my name and
1:11:09
my address, you've added another layer where
1:11:11
I am vulnerable to identity theft. And
1:11:13
I'm not going to do that just
1:11:16
to go work out of the fucking gym. I'm
1:11:19
not having a kidney transplant. You can't. I'm
1:11:21
going to go do some fucking pull
1:11:24
ups. Give you all my fucking information. I don't know.
1:11:26
You guys probably think I'm a psycho, right? I'm not.
1:11:28
I'm right. I'm right on this one. I'm
1:11:30
wrong about a lot of other shit. Whatever.
1:11:33
This is stupid. Me just sitting here
1:11:35
telling you that I'm right. Oh, really, Bill? Do you
1:11:37
agree with yourself? That's amazing. Anyways, what else
1:11:40
do I want to say? I have
1:11:42
the fucking worst goddamn stupid cab
1:11:44
driver today. I'm
1:11:47
fucking jumping this fucking thing, right?
1:11:49
You're coming from the premiere, right?
1:11:52
So Nia's got her fucking high heels on it.
1:11:54
She's not a quitter. She's keeping those on. And I'm not
1:11:56
going to make her walk with heels on. I'm going to
1:11:58
be a fucking animal, right? cab
1:12:00
and we fucking drive down and the son of a bitch drives
1:12:03
right down Fifth Avenue. Fifth
1:12:06
Avenue during Christmas where every mouth-breathing fucking
1:12:08
moron wants to stand there look at
1:12:10
the Christmas tree and the people skating.
1:12:14
Okay, and he drives down then all of a sudden you
1:12:16
can't make him right this guy's acting like he's dumbfounded he
1:12:18
can't fucking believe it and then he ends
1:12:20
up cutting over through fucking Times Square. He
1:12:23
did everything but try to go through the Lincoln
1:12:25
Tunnel to drive like fucking 10 blocks over. When
1:12:29
I was sitting there I
1:12:33
get aggressively exhaling. It's
1:12:35
the only way I could put it. And
1:12:39
my wife, she just fell asleep. She just
1:12:42
thought nothing I could do about it. She just took
1:12:44
a nice nap. You know, I
1:12:47
wish I could be more like that. All
1:12:49
right, anyways, let
1:12:52
me let's start reading. Oh, you know, I haven't done any
1:12:54
advertising for this week, have I? I
1:12:57
read some of these stupid fucking things. But who's kidding me?
1:12:59
Why don't I make an attempt? All
1:13:01
right. Oh, Jesus Christ. Boop, boop, boop.
1:13:05
By the way, did I mention how much frigging
1:13:08
money we raised for all those people? We raised
1:13:10
like over 10 grand. All right. Now I'm
1:13:12
going to throw a nice fucking chunk of
1:13:14
change in on top of that. You guys
1:13:16
did a wonderful thing and it amazes me,
1:13:18
man, that I did this podcast this long
1:13:20
and I didn't realize that you could make
1:13:23
an impact like that. So you guys were all part
1:13:25
of a great thing and I really appreciate how
1:13:27
much you guys all stepped up. You
1:13:30
were very, very generous, extremely generous. You
1:13:34
know, it's not even Christmas yet. You already did your
1:13:36
good deeds. So now you know you can spike the
1:13:38
eggnog. You can get hammered, you
1:13:41
know, and treat the people in a family like
1:13:43
shit, right? Take them for granted. Fuck
1:13:45
them, right? That's what they get for showing up. They
1:13:49
knew what they were in for. How many Christmases do they got
1:13:51
to spend with you before they realize what you're going to be
1:13:53
doing? All right. Let's
1:13:56
read some letters. I guess one might be a little short because
1:13:58
it's already one in the morning. I gotta be on the
1:14:01
fucking radio at 7 a.m. Oh, Jesus. Oh,
1:14:04
Jesus. All right. Tool for the
1:14:06
egg. Hey, Bill, I've been running an egg for
1:14:08
several years now. Your podcast
1:14:10
about no smoke on
1:14:12
ribs had me captivated. I
1:14:15
would suggest my tool to stir up
1:14:17
the cold and bring
1:14:20
into contact-slash-smoking hardwood
1:14:23
chips-slash-chunks. What kind
1:14:25
of fucking sentence is that? I would
1:14:27
suggest my tool to
1:14:30
stir up the coals and
1:14:33
bring into contact-slash-smoke
1:14:36
and hardwood chips-slash-chunks.
1:14:40
That's a fucking sentence. You know, something I would
1:14:42
suggest getting a sentence tool. How about that? They
1:14:46
still make that hooked on phonics, and way
1:14:48
back in the day, there was a classic
1:14:50
stand-up reference. Simply purchase a piece of
1:14:55
3x16x36 pieces steel from Home
1:14:58
Depot. Home Depot. Place
1:15:00
and bend 90 degrees, 2 inches from
1:15:02
the end. Use this
1:15:04
to unplug slash stir the coals
1:15:06
from the inward vent on the bottom
1:15:08
of the egg. Oh,
1:15:10
okay. I will utilize this tool during
1:15:13
long smoking to invigorate the smoke. This
1:15:16
also works to bring air oxygen to
1:15:18
the fire to increase the temperature. Simply
1:15:20
poke through several of the
1:15:22
fire-grade holes at the
1:15:24
bottom of the egg to increase the air flow. Ah, okay. If
1:15:27
you have any issues or just need a
1:15:29
pic, just ask the least I
1:15:32
can do for your podcast. Why don't you fucking send
1:15:34
a picture? I got to
1:15:36
sift through a thousand fucking emails? No,
1:15:38
you know what I did was I layered in some
1:15:40
charcoal. Then I had the chips
1:15:42
with the chunks of hickory, and
1:15:44
then I did another layer on top of that. And
1:15:47
then I just put in one
1:15:49
little fire starter square, and I did
1:15:51
it from the side. So it just
1:15:53
slowly burned across and down. It
1:15:55
was plenty for ribs, but
1:15:58
like if I was ever going to do a pork shoulder, you know,
1:16:01
you're talking, I don't know how long, it depends
1:16:03
on how big it is, but it seems on
1:16:05
average people, that's like six
1:16:07
to 10 hours to God knows what. So that,
1:16:09
I don't know how I would continue to do
1:16:12
that, but I think I would just take
1:16:14
it off and I'd lift the grate, the plate
1:16:16
setter, and I would just throw the shit in there and then
1:16:18
put it back on. I think it would be fine. That's
1:16:23
what I would do. You know what the reality is, why don't I just
1:16:25
buy a fucking smoker and be done with it? All
1:16:27
right, traveling with girlfriend slash fiance.
1:16:31
Hey, Billy Bourdain, I have to disagree with
1:16:33
your advice from last week for
1:16:36
the guy with the sound engineering job.
1:16:38
He said he was a sound engineer in
1:16:41
the letter you read out loud, then later
1:16:43
in your response, she mentioned something about building
1:16:45
bridges and then again on Twitter, just a
1:16:47
heads up. Dude, this guy is fucking relentless.
1:16:51
Some of you guys, you're fucking relentless. Like
1:16:54
reprimanding me, all right, so I fucked this fucking
1:16:56
thing up, so let me guess, okay, I
1:16:58
think if he's planning on, I like how you think
1:17:01
that being a sound engineer, even though I fucked it
1:17:03
up, like that's not a quality job. You
1:17:08
know what I mean? What do you know, you'd
1:17:10
be working in films, right? Isn't that what that job is?
1:17:13
Recording bands, that's a fucking great job and it's a
1:17:16
hard, you know what, I'm gonna look it
1:17:18
up right now before I get into the fucking 20 goddamn
1:17:21
tweets and emails from you. Sound
1:17:24
engineer. An
1:17:28
audio engineer working with technical aspects of
1:17:31
sound during the process of recording, mixing
1:17:33
and reproduction. Audio engineers often assist with
1:17:35
record producers and musicians to help give
1:17:37
their work to sound they are hoping
1:17:39
to achieve. Yeah, that's a fucking badass
1:17:41
job that people wanna do. All
1:17:43
right, let
1:17:46
me get back here. So here we go. I
1:17:48
think if he's planning on spending his life
1:17:51
with this girl, traveling and having a great
1:17:53
time would be a make
1:17:55
or break deal for marriage. She
1:17:57
said she wanted to travel a year. Suppose it's
1:17:59
only. seven months and they go to seven
1:18:01
continents, even go to fucking anarcho, okay, over the
1:18:05
course of a year. They get to bang
1:18:07
in seven continents in a year, eat amazing
1:18:10
food, see amazing things and pretty much live
1:18:12
their lives like it's a movie.
1:18:14
You looked at the negative side, which is
1:18:16
fair, but also how often do these things
1:18:18
happen? I hate to be the guy
1:18:20
that didn't take that chance if it were presented. God
1:18:23
knows I would. Of course, it all depends on
1:18:25
their attitudes and if they're fun people
1:18:27
with positive outlooks and good
1:18:29
communication, food for thought. Hey,
1:18:33
dude, just because I don't agree with you doesn't
1:18:35
mean I want the negative root. I
1:18:38
was giving him advice from my
1:18:40
hat, which is fucking positive. I'm
1:18:43
saying he's got a great job that
1:18:46
he was nervous about fucking leaving.
1:18:49
Those are his words, not mine. And
1:18:52
this is another thing too, dude. You're a
1:18:55
fucking man. Okay?
1:18:58
If you're not making money, it's
1:19:01
not like you can make a baby other than
1:19:03
dump your jizz in somebody. Women
1:19:06
can literally create life, okay?
1:19:10
You like the butter in the fucking pan. I
1:19:15
don't know. Maybe I'm old school. I
1:19:17
feel like the man should make a fucking
1:19:19
living. You got to come home and you
1:19:21
got to make enough money that your woman
1:19:23
and your family is fucking comfortable. If you're
1:19:26
doing that, you're a fucking man. All
1:19:28
right? If you
1:19:30
want to go travel around the
1:19:32
world on some woman's fucking dime
1:19:34
and leave your career behind for
1:19:36
a fucking year, a critical goddamn
1:19:38
year and have to start all
1:19:40
over again, I
1:19:43
think that's nuts. I
1:19:47
think that's fucking nuts. All
1:19:50
right? Agree to disagree. I
1:19:52
can tell you this, dude. When I started
1:19:54
out doing standup, I was doing this shit
1:19:56
every single fucking night. Every
1:19:59
night I had a singular focus what I
1:20:01
was trying to do was a job that
1:20:03
a lot of people would like to do
1:20:05
so it took a ridiculous level of commitment
1:20:07
and I watched people who didn't fucking traveled
1:20:10
the world didn't even
1:20:12
have that fucking option but I watched people
1:20:16
not work at it as hard as they could have and
1:20:19
20 years later I see the results of that
1:20:21
so that's all I'm saying with this guy to
1:20:26
you know to put play before work it's
1:20:28
just not how I'm wired you
1:20:31
know what I mean you're
1:20:33
making it seem like this guy if he
1:20:35
takes the sound engineering job will never have
1:20:38
the money or never have the option to
1:20:40
do to go around and
1:20:42
travel the world I don't
1:20:45
know I just feel like as me
1:20:48
personally if I was gonna travel the world
1:20:50
it's got to be on my fucking dime
1:20:53
okay in my life has to be
1:20:55
in a place where I can leave it for a
1:20:57
fucking year if I'm
1:21:00
just getting started in a career and I'm
1:21:02
just starting to push that fucking rock up
1:21:04
the hill and I'm gonna go fucking leave
1:21:06
and play footsie with some chick even she's
1:21:08
gonna be the chick I'm gonna fucking marry
1:21:10
for an entire goddamn year then I'm
1:21:12
gonna come back and start all over again I would
1:21:16
be going out of my fucking mind I have
1:21:20
to be honest with you too as
1:21:23
much as I've traveled there's
1:21:25
always a point and it's usually anywhere between seven
1:21:27
to ten days into the trip where I just
1:21:29
want to go home I
1:21:32
want to sleep in my own bed I want to
1:21:34
be fucking you know hanging out with my dog and
1:21:38
not to mention that I love being a comedian I want to do
1:21:40
some shows it's fun so
1:21:43
agree to disagree sir agree
1:21:46
to disagree all right food
1:21:48
for thought did
1:21:51
you type that wearing a sweater with candles on in
1:21:54
the background candles on candles
1:21:56
lit okay he said and go
1:21:58
to Cape Carp yourself carpe How do I
1:22:00
know what it is? Go seize yourself
1:22:02
like Carpe Diem. Okay, go Carpe, okay?
1:22:04
I just can't bear to have you
1:22:06
not get the reference and
1:22:08
hope someone writes in about it next
1:22:10
week. Sorry, thanks. Oh,
1:22:14
go Carpe yourself. Oh, I thought I
1:22:16
said go to Carpe. Go Carpe yourself,
1:22:18
Carpe Diem. Yeah,
1:22:20
see, I love how seize the day is just fuck
1:22:23
off to your life and go travel around the world.
1:22:25
And like seize the day isn't like, you know what?
1:22:28
I've made inroads in this really difficult line
1:22:31
of work and
1:22:33
I'm gonna stick with this. Dude, I fucking, you
1:22:35
know something? I started out with comics who did
1:22:37
that and stayed home
1:22:39
with their family and watched the fucking Patriots game instead
1:22:41
of going out and going doing a hell gig. I'm
1:22:43
telling you, it all fucking matters. It
1:22:46
all matters. Hey, what would I know? What the fuck do I
1:22:48
know? You know, I did it
1:22:50
the way I did it. I'm not,
1:22:52
I yeah. Let's
1:22:55
fucking travel in the world on somebody else's
1:22:57
inheritance. Kind of a fucking bum of my.
1:23:02
I'm not fucking doing that. What
1:23:05
am I? You know what? I'll do that.
1:23:07
If you give me a pair of fucking gold digging
1:23:10
pumps and I'll fucking walk the rock around in those
1:23:12
all goddamn year. I'm gonna travel the world. I'm fucking
1:23:14
paying for it. I
1:23:16
think that said something about you too. If you feel like,
1:23:18
you know, you don't have any problem going around the fucking
1:23:20
world on somebody else's dime. I
1:23:22
wanna earn it. All
1:23:25
right. Sponsorship, Billy Butterworth.
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a big brand? What
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are your thoughts on the following? Coke,
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Rackets, or I guess I'm doing
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it right now. What
1:23:44
I, I mean, it's more
1:23:46
would they? I mean, how long would
1:23:48
it last? I mean, I can't even get these fucking
1:23:50
jerk off podcast advertisers to stick with
1:23:52
me. They're so fucking dumb. They don't
1:23:55
realize that if I fucking around and I curse and
1:23:57
I be a fucking idiot, you guys actually will listen
1:23:59
to it. My philosophy is just because I'm
1:24:01
reading advertising doesn't mean the show stops.
1:24:04
If the show stops, then you just pass, you just fast
1:24:06
forward through it. It's so fucking
1:24:08
simple. There's
1:24:10
such idiots. Don't say that about our
1:24:12
product. People can start believing it. Like you guys actually
1:24:15
take anything that I say seriously. Anyways,
1:24:18
plowing ahead here. Girl quit
1:24:20
job. Lady,
1:24:23
this lady quit her
1:24:25
job. And
1:24:27
traveled the world. All
1:24:29
right, here we go. My girl quit. Wait,
1:24:33
my girl comes home. Why
1:24:37
did they feel like there was something else in here? Did I miss
1:24:40
one of these things? Maybe
1:24:42
not. All right. My girl
1:24:45
comes home early the other day and tells me she
1:24:47
quit her job. I work full-time in a metal shop.
1:24:49
Jesus Christ, what are you, a blacksmith? And
1:24:51
I go to school full-time for engineering.
1:24:54
We also have two beautiful kids. They
1:24:56
cannot afford our houses, our
1:24:58
house, cars, etc. without her working. And she
1:25:00
acts like I'm a bad guy when I
1:25:02
say, when I get on her about it.
1:25:06
Oh, Jesus. I don't
1:25:08
know what I should do. I'm thinking of leaving her
1:25:10
because this is not the first time she's done this.
1:25:13
And in the total seven years
1:25:15
we've been together, she's worked about
1:25:18
two and a half years of
1:25:20
around ten jobs. Whoa.
1:25:23
She's worked about two and a half years of
1:25:25
around ten jobs. I'm
1:25:28
guessing you're saying she's had ten jobs and collectively worked
1:25:30
two and a half years. Can't take
1:25:32
the financial stress anymore. What's
1:25:35
your advice? First
1:25:39
thing I would do, I would downsize your life. Just
1:25:43
be like, all right, well, look, if you're not going to work, then
1:25:46
we've got to do something here. That's
1:25:48
incredibly selfish. And
1:25:52
look, she obviously doesn't want to work. She
1:25:54
wants to be at home. She
1:25:57
wants to be with the kids. So you need to make
1:25:59
enough money. to basically, you
1:26:02
know, treat her like a third kid. So
1:26:07
your lifestyle is going to have to go down then if that's
1:26:09
what she I would just sit down and see like guys your
1:26:11
question. Do you want to just
1:26:13
stay home and be with the kids? You
1:26:17
know, and let her fucking flip out and scream and
1:26:19
yell and all that and just don't lose your cool.
1:26:22
Just say to her, is that what you want? Okay,
1:26:26
because I need to know that. Okay,
1:26:30
so I don't keep thinking that
1:26:32
we're going to be dual income and
1:26:34
making financial decisions that way. I can
1:26:36
already tell you right now, dude, that
1:26:40
the fact that you're working full time and she's
1:26:42
working full time and
1:26:45
if the second she fucking quits, you're
1:26:48
fucked. You guys are
1:26:50
living beyond your lifestyle beyond your means.
1:26:52
You shouldn't be living like that. So
1:26:55
you're basically the two of you guys are
1:26:57
spending all the money that you're making. That's
1:27:00
that's no way to live. Alright,
1:27:03
you need to be. You
1:27:07
need you need to downsize your life is basically
1:27:09
it I would drive. You
1:27:11
know, use Toyota or Honda those fucking things never
1:27:14
die. I'd get one of those. I
1:27:16
downsize and then you know, I
1:27:20
mean, I don't think you just quit on a relationship
1:27:22
and walk out on two kids. But the stress has
1:27:24
to be fucking brutal. And if she's
1:27:26
being a fucking baby about it, you know,
1:27:30
that's a, you know, this is one of these
1:27:32
fucking things that, you know, be a nice change in
1:27:35
one of those chick shows, you know, a four broad
1:27:37
sit around fucking talking about women stuff. They never talk
1:27:39
about this type of shit because this is probably
1:27:41
considered sexist if you brought it up. That's a hell
1:27:43
of a fucking thing for her to be doing to
1:27:45
you. I
1:27:49
would just you just got to lay it on the line, just sit her
1:27:51
down and just said, Listen, is this what you want to do? Um,
1:27:58
I need to know that because. I'm
1:28:00
not going through this again. All
1:28:03
right, and I would just say you've
1:28:05
had 10 jobs in the
1:28:07
last seven years and you've worked collectively
1:28:11
about two and a half of those
1:28:13
seven years. Okay,
1:28:15
when you quit a job like that, just
1:28:18
quit a job and have no other job,
1:28:20
it puts unbelievable stress on me and it's
1:28:22
not fair to me. Okay,
1:28:26
so I need to know, do you not want to
1:28:28
work? Do you just want to stay home with the
1:28:30
kids? Because if you do, we're going
1:28:33
to have to downsize our lives dramatically. If
1:28:36
you want to keep living like this, you need to
1:28:38
get a job. All
1:28:40
right, and if she flips
1:28:43
out about that type of thing, I mean,
1:28:48
that's a tough one. I guess I would be
1:28:50
like, when
1:28:53
she flipped out, be like, all right, you know
1:28:55
something? Scream and yell and get it out of
1:28:57
your system. But you have 48 hours to sit
1:28:59
down with me and discuss this like an adult
1:29:02
and cut a plan. Okay.
1:29:07
Or I need to make a decision because
1:29:11
I'm not going to live my life
1:29:13
with this level of financial stress. Something
1:29:19
along those lines, because that's how you
1:29:21
do what she's doing to you is
1:29:23
unbelievably immature and selfish. When
1:29:25
you need dual income and you got two kids at home,
1:29:27
you just don't quit a job. All
1:29:30
right. Jesus
1:29:33
Christ, what if you did that? You
1:29:37
know what I mean? I'm telling you, this right here, when
1:29:39
that guy was sitting there talking, that
1:29:42
guy's saying like, oh, you should fucking leave your job and
1:29:44
go travel around the fucking planet. This
1:29:47
is why you don't do that. What you're
1:29:49
doing, sir, busting your ass, trying to get
1:29:51
ahead. That's what
1:29:53
you do when you're fucking young. Okay. It
1:29:57
makes your life a hell of a lot of fucking easier as you get older. Okay,
1:30:00
cuz the older you fucking get you got to be
1:30:02
somewhere. You know what I mean? Like
1:30:07
the only they want to hire young people Generally
1:30:09
fucking speaking you have to be at a certain
1:30:11
place by a certain fucking age generally speaking or
1:30:13
they're not gonna give you a shot Okay,
1:30:16
it's like that old fucking thing about the
1:30:19
fucking was it What
1:30:21
was it those two animals one of them was storing
1:30:23
away food? The other one was running around like a
1:30:25
fucking jerk off and then the storm finally hits and
1:30:27
the ants fucking eating and then the turtles Beat
1:30:30
the hair however the fucking story goes I
1:30:36
Got to tell you this, you know I sacrificed a
1:30:38
lot to get where I'm at and I missed out
1:30:40
on a lot of shit But the shit that I
1:30:43
on the back end that I ended up getting to
1:30:45
do Okay You
1:30:48
know, there was a whole bunch of
1:30:50
stuff that I missed socially
1:30:53
just fun stuff So
1:30:55
called regular shit that I missed because and I slept
1:30:58
on a futon Like I've told you a zillion times
1:31:00
till I was about 36 37 years old alright
1:31:07
The outside of that was I got to perform
1:31:09
at Madison Square Garden I Got
1:31:12
to fucking play drums with slash and Duff and
1:31:14
Guns N' Roses. You know what I mean? That's
1:31:17
fucking insane But
1:31:21
you got to be willing to stay on the
1:31:23
fucking phone time till you're pushing 40 and Laying
1:31:27
there in the loneliness of that with the
1:31:30
fucking voices creeping in your head of doubt
1:31:32
and you have to beat those things down
1:31:34
Is that telling you that I
1:31:36
did I make a horrible fucking mistake? So
1:31:43
what you're doing sir, you're working
1:31:45
full-time and you're going to
1:31:47
school Full-time for engineering.
1:31:50
Okay, if you fucking wife
1:31:53
no offense Could
1:31:55
just fucking ride it out For
1:31:59
a couple of fucking years, all
1:32:01
right, until you get your engineering degree,
1:32:04
you get on your fucking feet. This
1:32:06
is what old school couples used to
1:32:08
do. Okay, they worked more as
1:32:10
a fucking team, because generally speaking, divorce
1:32:13
was looked down upon. And they always try to
1:32:15
make it look like and
1:32:18
there was all these women getting beaten and they
1:32:20
just stayed in there like every fucking woman was
1:32:22
getting the shit slapped out of her. All right.
1:32:24
I'm not saying there wasn't women getting fucking, you
1:32:27
know, the shit kicked out of them. All right.
1:32:29
But there's a lot of fucking people to just
1:32:31
throw in the fucking towel, because
1:32:34
it's hard. And then you're going to
1:32:36
get with somebody else and what it's gonna be fucking easy. It
1:32:38
is hard. But this is this
1:32:40
is like some shit, you need to iron this out. And
1:32:43
she needs to get her fucking head screwed on
1:32:45
straight and realize that she's got to fucking support
1:32:47
you by keeping up her end of the bullshit
1:32:49
while you become an engineer. And then you move
1:32:51
up the fucking ladder. And at some point, she's
1:32:53
gonna get what I think she wants, which is
1:32:55
what she's going to get to stay home alone.
1:33:00
Yeah, can you come over? Just help me finish up
1:33:02
this podcast? I know you don't want to your shoulders
1:33:05
will just slump. I'll
1:33:07
read this really quickly. I know
1:33:09
you're tired. Yeah, we're all tired. Are
1:33:12
you gonna sit there like I'm gonna scold you like
1:33:14
a little kid? No, I'm
1:33:17
just tired. I
1:33:19
know it's 150 in the morning. All
1:33:21
right, this guy, his
1:33:24
girl comes home, he's not even your
1:33:26
wife. No, but you got two kids. Girl
1:33:28
comes home early the other day, and she tells me
1:33:30
she quit a job. I work full time in a
1:33:33
metal shop. And I'm going to engineering school. I'm
1:33:36
going to school full time for engineering. We also have
1:33:38
two beautiful kids, we cannot afford our houses and our
1:33:40
cars, etc. without her working. And she acts like I'm
1:33:42
a bad guy. And I say when I get on
1:33:44
her about it, I don't know why she should do.
1:33:46
I'm thinking of leaving her because this is not the first
1:33:48
time she's done this in the total seven years we've been
1:33:51
together. She's worked about two and a half of those years
1:33:53
and had about 10 different jobs. I can't
1:33:55
take the financial stress anymore. What's your advice?
1:33:58
Nia Renee Hill. Yeah,
1:34:00
I mean, I think you should definitely talk to her
1:34:02
about it. And if you feel like she's
1:34:04
not pulling her weight in your situation,
1:34:07
then that's a problem. So
1:34:10
yeah, it's stressful.
1:34:13
If he's carrying the burden, they have like
1:34:15
two kids and whatever. I mean,
1:34:17
is she just lying around the house all day? I mean,
1:34:19
is she at least, you know, taking
1:34:21
care of the kids and make sure they have lunches
1:34:24
and all that stuff? Or is it just all falling
1:34:26
on him? You know, that's really. Yeah,
1:34:28
well, they need the money. Yeah. All right.
1:34:30
So I'm all right. So I'm okay. So
1:34:32
I know if
1:34:34
that's what their financial situation is where they
1:34:37
both need to be working, then they both
1:34:39
need to be working. But I don't know
1:34:41
how leaving her is going to alleviate the
1:34:43
financial strain. But no, he's
1:34:45
got kids he's fucked and then she's going to
1:34:48
bleed him dry because she'd be pissed. I think.
1:34:51
Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, she needs
1:34:53
to get it together. I'm
1:34:56
sorry. Yeah. All right. I'm not going
1:34:58
to be good if you ask you to do it. All
1:35:02
right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jesus
1:35:04
Christ. All right. Sorry.
1:35:07
Why should I know better when I asked
1:35:09
her? She just came out of the bedroom
1:35:12
and grabbed something. She's going back to going to sleep.
1:35:14
I'm like, do you want to answer a fucking podcast
1:35:16
question? You see the instincts I have people. All
1:35:18
right. Listen, F is for family comes out this Friday,
1:35:21
December 18th for the love of God. Please sit down
1:35:23
and binge watch it. I know all you Star Wars
1:35:25
fans want to go see that fucking movie. When
1:35:28
you're done seeing that movie, can you please watch my
1:35:30
show? I really appreciate it. Um,
1:35:33
all right. That's the podcast
1:35:35
for Monday. Go fuck yourselves. Don't
1:35:37
take any shit and I'll talk. I'll check it out.
1:35:40
On Thursday. What's
1:35:44
up everybody. Welcome back to the
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calm yourself down. Don't be like Draymond Green punching people
1:36:35
in the face. I mean, I just got to talk
1:36:37
about this at the beginning of the show, dude, okay?
1:36:40
Because I have no patience for this. These Bobby Knights,
1:36:42
these Draymond Green, I used to like Draymond Green. And
1:36:45
I used to say Draymond Green, hey, you know, he's the type of guy,
1:36:47
you love him on your team. Dude, the
1:36:49
guy- I hate when people fucking say that. That
1:36:51
means somebody's a dirty piece of shit going, you
1:36:53
know, you fucking hate the guy, but
1:36:55
if he's on your team, you'd love him. No, I wouldn't. No,
1:36:58
I wouldn't. I mean, there's so many guys
1:37:00
that go out and deliberately try, and then he did that
1:37:02
passive-aggressive thing like he was like, whoa, like I didn't do
1:37:04
anything. I cannot believe that he got suspended indefinitely. The
1:37:08
amount of people in, I would say,
1:37:10
three of the four major sports, never baseball, what's
1:37:12
baseball? Paul, you're out there, you're fucking throwing the
1:37:14
ball around, nobody gives a fuck. But of the
1:37:16
three other three major sports, like
1:37:18
there's so many guys that should have
1:37:20
got suspended indefinitely and just didn't. Fucking
1:37:23
lunatics out there. Dude,
1:37:25
at what point is it assault when
1:37:27
you're that size and you turn around and you throw a
1:37:30
haymaker at a guy's head during a professional game? It's
1:37:33
like, you can't do that, man. You
1:37:35
can't do that. I just never respected those
1:37:37
teams where it's just like, you're better than
1:37:40
we are, so we're just going to deliberately
1:37:42
injure you until you're down. We're going to
1:37:44
beat you down to our talent level. And
1:37:46
dude, that right there is
1:37:48
a microcosm of the mindset that a corporation
1:37:51
has. Win
1:37:53
at all fucking costs, no honor, no
1:37:55
nothing. Like there's no honor in that
1:37:57
way of fucking winning. And
1:38:00
it's not sports at that point. That's just that
1:38:02
you're just teaching people. Like I remember a long
1:38:04
time ago, I went to this comedy festival. There
1:38:07
was this stupid sleazy manager there going like, you know,
1:38:09
you know, fake it till you make it, you know,
1:38:11
and on the way up, if you got to take
1:38:13
a joke here or there, hey, you
1:38:15
know what I'm saying? Wow. He said
1:38:17
that. Wow. Right
1:38:19
after 9-11 to Paul insult to injury. If
1:38:23
you got to steal to get there, I
1:38:25
mean, geez, that's like, oh,
1:38:27
oh, speaking of stealing jokes, some things are happening
1:38:29
out there in our world that are going to
1:38:31
come out. Oh, Billy. Uh,
1:38:33
let's get to each his
1:38:35
own. Okay.
1:38:38
Um, all right, man. Well, we got
1:38:40
a lot of weird injuries this week. This
1:38:42
is a weird week. TJ Stroud is out.
1:38:44
Right. By the way, before we get going,
1:38:46
when does Draymond come back from his suspended
1:38:48
indefinitely? Dude,
1:38:51
after the season, after seeing what I saw,
1:38:53
dude, that's got to be like, I
1:38:56
don't know, man. I don't even know if you would you let
1:38:58
the guy play in the playoffs. After that, dude,
1:39:00
that was like, you can't stand is Golden
1:39:02
State Warrior fans. Love the guy. And
1:39:05
that's to me, which is why I can't
1:39:08
stand most fucking people. I
1:39:10
can't stand most fucking people because they only give
1:39:12
a fuck if shit is happening to them. And
1:39:15
then if shit isn't happening to them, they don't give
1:39:17
a fuck. You know what I mean? No,
1:39:20
that that was to me over the line. That
1:39:23
was like, when I saw that, I'm just like, all
1:39:25
right, dude, this dude clearly has a dude, Mike Epps.
1:39:27
Shout out to Mike Epps, comedian Mike Epps. He
1:39:29
had the Golden State Warriors in the
1:39:31
audience of a show. And he
1:39:34
was making fun of Curry. And he's dude,
1:39:36
and he did impressions of Curry. He goes,
1:39:38
yeah, motherfucker, like a little kid chewing on
1:39:40
his mouth. And he started skipping. Dude, it
1:39:42
was hilarious. And then he saw Draymond Green.
1:39:45
And he just goes, man, that motherfucker wants
1:39:47
to fight, dude. And he did his body
1:39:49
and how he is. And it was so
1:39:51
fucking funny and perfect. But Draymond Green wants
1:39:54
that shit. And I'm glad that it caught up to
1:39:56
him because it's bullshit. And you know what? Step
1:39:59
Curry and all them. get is why doesn't somebody
1:40:01
else just kick him in the balls when they're
1:40:03
taking a shot? Why doesn't somebody
1:40:05
else just go after their knee? Like these
1:40:07
dirty guys go around, hey, these dirty guys,
1:40:09
see? Like in hockey, it's just like all
1:40:11
those years of fucking guys like also in
1:40:13
all of them, it's just like, Ty
1:40:16
Domey finally punched him in the face.
1:40:18
But it's just like, somebody should have
1:40:20
just blown out his knee and ended his fucking
1:40:23
career. Gone out there
1:40:25
and just swung a stick at his fucking head. Somebody
1:40:27
else go, oh, you know, it'll catch up
1:40:29
to him. It'll catch up to him. His guys' careers or
1:40:31
seasons are short. How about Steve Kerr? How about Steve Kerr
1:40:33
and Steph Curry calling the cycle and do it? What the
1:40:35
fuck are you doing? We're trying to go on a run
1:40:37
here, you fucking lunatic. Go to
1:40:40
anger management, you fucking asshole. Oh, where the fuck
1:40:42
was that for 10 years, dude? They don't give
1:40:44
a shit. I know. Dial
1:40:46
it down 20%. Still punch him in
1:40:48
the head. Draymond,
1:40:51
Jake just said Draymond also
1:40:53
had just returned from a five game suspension
1:40:56
after strangling another player a few weeks ago.
1:40:58
Yeah, man, this guy was like... Yeah, I think he's coming
1:41:00
to the end of his career and he's going with his
1:41:03
strengths. Strangling? Yeah.
1:41:06
Yeah. The
1:41:08
guy is psychotic. Jake, who do we got on? We got
1:41:10
big interviews this week, don't we? We
1:41:13
got TJ Stroud. We got a bunch of people
1:41:15
hurt. All
1:41:18
right, Bill, you have first pick because it is week...
1:41:21
I like how you got your Yankees hat on because it's
1:41:23
that time of year where you guys go shopping. Up, up,
1:41:25
up, up, up, up. I
1:41:27
got my Yankee hat on because I grabbed it
1:41:29
because I'm fucking freezing down here. I'm
1:41:32
fucking with you, dude. Oh, TJ Stroud has a concussion
1:41:34
on... You guys haven't gone shopping in years, Paul. You
1:41:37
guys were laying low for the better part of
1:41:39
a fucking decade and doing great until this past
1:41:41
season. That's what I said, Bill.
1:41:43
All right, our first pick of the week,
1:41:45
I'm going with the Cincinnati Bengals
1:41:47
minus three on the road
1:41:50
against the Vikings. They just have an embarrassment of
1:41:52
riches at the quarterback position. I just think they
1:41:54
keep rolling and I think the Vikings do what
1:41:56
they do this time of year. They
1:41:58
just sort of... I'll
1:42:01
be home for January, just
1:42:03
like the previous 60 years.
1:42:08
That's a good pick. Oh,
1:42:10
Super Bowl in Minnesota.
1:42:12
Thank God for college hockey.
1:42:15
Oh, Paulie, all Thursday Paulie was going to go
1:42:18
Thursday tonight, but I'm not touching that game. There's
1:42:20
injuries in that. And you know what? It's the
1:42:23
Chargers without Herbert. It's the Raiders. I'm not touching
1:42:25
tonight, but I will tell you what I'm going
1:42:27
to touch. Oh, I'm going to touch this one.
1:42:30
Um, I'm going to take. I'm
1:42:34
not going to take Tommy Cutlets. I know that's what you were thinking.
1:42:37
These fucking giant fans need to relax with this kid. Um,
1:42:42
dude, I'm going to take, I can't believe I'm doing this. I
1:42:44
can't believe I'm doing this. I'm
1:42:46
going to take the Chicago Bears as
1:42:49
road dogs getting through. They've
1:42:51
got a great defense. They've let up very
1:42:53
few points this year. They're on the last
1:42:55
place teams. Yeah. Something has clicked with Justin
1:42:57
Fields. I just want to see them make
1:42:59
this run. I think that they're going to
1:43:01
make, I'm going to take them getting three
1:43:03
on the, on the road in Cleveland. I
1:43:06
like it. I'm going to take
1:43:08
the Cowboys getting two in Buffalo. Ooh,
1:43:12
getting two. I don't know. I just, I just think they're
1:43:14
there. They're just, you know, can we talk about last week,
1:43:16
by the way, Paul, how about you with those giants? You
1:43:18
know, I told you to stay away from it. I took
1:43:20
the Packers. I was feeling good about it. You
1:43:22
know, I would say Kwan still
1:43:24
fight fumbled though. Your first
1:43:27
ballot Hall of Famer, Paul. Hey man, come
1:43:29
on, man. I'm just, I'm not saying it's not a great player. I'm just
1:43:31
saying, I'm just saying
1:43:33
Paul. Hey Paul, my head
1:43:35
gets cold too. That's all I'm saying. I
1:43:41
just like Paul. I love say Kwan Barkley.
1:43:43
The guy's a fucking beast. I just love
1:43:46
how much, yeah. Like, you
1:43:48
know what you said to me a few weeks ago, you know,
1:43:50
your friend said something to you in the two weeks later, you're
1:43:52
like, what the fuck is he talking about when you're like, Bill,
1:43:54
you just have no idea what it
1:43:56
feels like to be a Knicks fan and you're talking to
1:43:59
a Celtics fan. But
1:44:01
what are you doing? Yeah, yeah,
1:44:04
you don't even know. You
1:44:06
have to go down to the garden.
1:44:08
You just have no idea. I
1:44:12
mean, it's just such a special
1:44:14
place. I
1:44:18
don't even remember saying that. I was
1:44:20
probably in thought. You literally, you're like
1:44:22
a Swifty with... I'm
1:44:26
gonna shout out to her, man. I'm getting
1:44:28
these fucking criminals back. All
1:44:30
of these fucking criminals, fucking stealing all... I love
1:44:32
that that's starting to come out. How
1:44:35
much all of these fucking corporations and show business
1:44:37
just steal? And how much money people think that
1:44:39
we're making? And then you know what I
1:44:41
love is then they blame the artist. The artist should have blah, blah,
1:44:43
blah. The dude was 24. He
1:44:46
had him 24 and I don't
1:44:48
know anybody lawyer going up against
1:44:50
their fucking billionaire team of lawyers.
1:44:53
Yeah. I'm
1:44:59
gonna... I don't know. I'm hearing
1:45:01
hesitation. There's a lot, man. There's a lot
1:45:03
of... I think they let Paul
1:45:05
start to throw. He's yet to settle into this game
1:45:08
here. They gotta let
1:45:10
me... They gotta unleash me like Tommy Cutlets. Tommy
1:45:12
Cutlets. I'm
1:45:14
gonna, dude... What's his
1:45:16
name? He's not playing. By
1:45:19
the way, Paul, is there a
1:45:21
version of the Tomahawk Chop for Italians?
1:45:25
Does it get you annoyed when non Italians start
1:45:27
going like this? The
1:45:29
whole thing, dude. The way his agent looked, it's just
1:45:31
getting silly, man. That guy looked like he was in
1:45:33
a fucking Halloween costume. He looks
1:45:35
like a C-room headliner.
1:45:37
Horrible. Like this is the
1:45:39
headliner. Hey, he goes, I'm
1:45:42
Italian. And he does like all fucking good
1:45:44
fellow jokes. It looks like he's headlining the
1:45:46
off Vegas room. Like there's the Vegas room,
1:45:48
but he's in the same casino, but like
1:45:50
down the hall. He's in the
1:45:52
big room in Laughlin. All
1:45:54
right. I'm gonna take... I'm just
1:45:56
looking at this man. They came off of a
1:45:58
rough loss. Yeah, it was
1:46:01
a rough one. Okay. I'm gonna take the
1:46:03
Miami Dolphins Giving eight
1:46:05
and a half to the Jets at
1:46:08
home in Miami, dude. They're playing a team I
1:46:10
know the Jets think they're flying right now. I
1:46:12
think Miami blows them out. So I'm gonna
1:46:14
go it Who they play?
1:46:17
They're playing the Jets Well,
1:46:20
I mean, yeah, I mean that's what the Dolphins do
1:46:22
dolphins fuck up bad teams Oh Joey
1:46:26
stats there Going
1:46:29
I thought we had a good game, you know, we
1:46:31
rushed over fucking over four head yards. That's
1:46:33
a good game to you. All right You
1:46:36
lost All right.
1:46:38
I'm taking the Ravens minus three against
1:46:41
the Jaguars With
1:46:43
old the hobbling zombie dude.
1:46:45
How tough is that fucking guy? Hi
1:46:47
ankle sprain came back the next week Great
1:46:50
as beautiful as ever Paul. Um Um
1:46:54
Paul how much of your career would you give up to
1:46:56
have hair like that guy again? Just for
1:46:58
the rest of your life not if I had
1:47:00
his face You know, I Get
1:47:03
to keep my face Dude
1:47:06
your face with that fucking hair would be look like
1:47:08
a troll doll I
1:47:13
just thought about that me. Wait a minute. You
1:47:15
think you're better looking than Trevor Lawrence? No, but
1:47:17
he's got that No, but he's got that. Um,
1:47:19
he's got that like Like
1:47:21
you said he's got that zombie look he's got
1:47:24
that I think it's more Terminator. I think I
1:47:26
was wrong with him. I Might
1:47:28
have been a little jealous Guys
1:47:31
as tall as a god He's
1:47:33
got the long flowing fucking hair like a
1:47:35
mermaid, you know All right.
1:47:37
I talked about pics that I could sleep with right?
1:47:39
I take the pic I could sleep at night
1:47:41
if I lose it Well, nothing says
1:47:44
that more than what I'm looking at right
1:47:46
here with the Philadelphia Eagles They
1:47:48
are minus four they are coming
1:47:51
off back-to-back losses back huge losses
1:47:53
Paul huge huge fucking losses Huge
1:47:55
losses to the flaky the mouth
1:47:57
breather He's
1:48:00
trying to wait to see what the decision on the call is. He's
1:48:02
like this. He's like Yeah,
1:48:05
look his mouth gets really small Dude,
1:48:08
yeah talk about humble pie. I
1:48:10
like seeing that. I like seeing the eagles coach
1:48:13
With that fucking dude watching the eagles lose
1:48:15
is one of the funniest things ever I
1:48:17
don't know why and I like the eagles,
1:48:19
but it's just so fucking funny Well, I
1:48:21
know why because the coach used to walk
1:48:23
in the tunnel going take that fence. You're
1:48:26
not talking now. Shut it That's
1:48:28
why that's why I want something
1:48:31
When I watch the eagles, I either want them to
1:48:33
beat the fuck out of somebody or get their asses
1:48:35
kicked So I get the nikky show Yeah,
1:48:39
i'm gonna take the eagles mine is four it's
1:48:41
sneaky peach house But I think the eagles need to
1:48:43
really show because are they gonna lose three in a
1:48:45
row? Are they reeling that bad? I
1:48:48
don't know. So that's what I gotta see Then
1:48:51
the overall scheme of things isn't important if the eagles lose
1:48:53
three in a row You
1:48:56
know the overall scheme of things paul when you really think about what's
1:48:58
important in life, um, you know what
1:49:00
paul i'm bored tonight I think i'm gonna bet the fucking
1:49:02
thursday game Oh All
1:49:05
right. Okay. So justin herbert is not
1:49:07
in Uh, what do
1:49:09
you got matt cavina? Who's their backup? Connell,
1:49:12
huh? I think it
1:49:15
still ain't no connell. It is I
1:49:17
don't know. What's the spread? It
1:49:20
is but there was a rumor that he might not even start
1:49:23
And if I heard it correctly, it was uh, it
1:49:25
was going to be what's his face the path's old
1:49:27
backup John
1:49:29
raims here hoyer nolek
1:49:32
hoyer I
1:49:34
think it's still going to be alcono. It's probably going to
1:49:36
be alcono, but there was talk of it being hoyer, which
1:49:38
is pretty hilarious because
1:49:40
there's also talk of certain players not
1:49:42
wanting to play Because they realized that
1:49:44
the game was going to go away like there was this Talk
1:49:47
to devante adams might just sit out because he was
1:49:49
like there's nobody playing for the chargers
1:49:52
It's not happening. Yeah, so I don't know. What's the spread?
1:49:55
Three three. I still think
1:49:57
they'll do it. Well, have a good time I
1:50:00
love a good time Paul, what do I care? This is the time of year
1:50:02
Paul, you know, I just, I stuck
1:50:04
to fate. I think I went 0 and 4 last week.
1:50:06
Oh Billy Flannel, you know, you look like very Christmasy, you
1:50:08
know, give him a tea, he's got a flannel. You know
1:50:10
I'm dressed like, I'm dressed like that guy who was married
1:50:12
to Roseanne or Roseanne. John
1:50:15
Goodman. Or am I dressed like
1:50:17
Roseanne? You look like you answered the
1:50:19
door with a hot tea in a good mood right now. What's
1:50:22
a cinnamon stick? Slippers. Slippers,
1:50:24
yeah, like dressed like I'm going outside but then I have
1:50:26
furry slippers on and then that's when you're just like, oh,
1:50:29
I don't like this guy. All
1:50:31
right, so who are you taking,
1:50:34
Jim? Drop my wife off. Who
1:50:36
are you taking, the Chargers or the Raiders did you say? I'm
1:50:39
going to take the Raiders, Paul. Oh,
1:50:41
oh Billy Raiders. I don't
1:50:43
give a fuck. I don't care, Paul.
1:50:46
I don't care. The bookie kicks my
1:50:48
ass every fucking year and this year is
1:50:50
no different. I finally got to within
1:50:52
one game and I got this shit kicked out of
1:50:54
me. I fucking zigged when I should have zagged last
1:50:56
week. I fucking bet on the Eagles, I believed in
1:50:59
them. I thought the 49ers were going to have a
1:51:01
letdown game and it was the exact opposite. There's two
1:51:03
losses. Then I took the Packers. There's
1:51:05
another fucking loss and I might have covered the Lions.
1:51:07
I don't know. No, you know what
1:51:09
you did? You walked up to the one yard line, you
1:51:11
started calling things and then you just threw a pick. No,
1:51:15
you know what I did? I fucking
1:51:17
called the quarterback fucking sneak and
1:51:19
I started running and I face planted like
1:51:21
Daniel Jones. How about that, huh? That's a
1:51:24
little backdoor fucking backhand to you. Andrew,
1:51:27
did I go one and three last week or 0 and four? Where
1:51:30
did you go? You went 0 and 4. Yeah,
1:51:33
I'm good for that. Just like George Brett, I'm
1:51:35
good for that once a year. I
1:51:38
had mine. I got mine out of the way
1:51:40
early. You got to get one of them. I
1:51:43
have one. It happens, but I get to go
1:51:45
4 and 0. I've gone 4 and 0 every
1:51:47
at least once. It's not going to happen this
1:51:49
year, Paul. No, you did the most gangster shit
1:51:51
last year. You went 0 and 4 and then
1:51:53
the next week you went 4 and 0 and
1:51:55
that's called getting erratic. Paul, that's not gangster. That's
1:51:57
you can't depend on that guy. I
1:52:00
don't know what I'm getting with him. Well,
1:52:03
Billy wins some lose some. He's either
1:52:05
knocking the guy out or getting knocked out right when he
1:52:07
gets in the ring. He just comes out swinging. The
1:52:10
guy does not play defense. Hey,
1:52:13
by the way, shout out to Adam
1:52:17
Driver, Penelope Cruz, Michael
1:52:19
Mann for the incredible
1:52:21
movie Ferrari. I
1:52:23
went to the premiere the other
1:52:25
night, man. It's incredible. You
1:52:27
would name a bad Michael Mann movie. That
1:52:29
guy's the fucking best. Michael
1:52:32
Mann movies are the best. Dude, Adam
1:52:34
Driver and Penelope Cruz are
1:52:36
fucking incredible. Everybody is. Patrick
1:52:39
Dempsey. The cars are beautiful. They
1:52:43
got like
1:52:45
this road race that they do in the end,
1:52:47
dude. It had everything,
1:52:49
Paul. It had everything. Oh
1:52:52
my God, I can't wait. Then they shot it in Italy. It's
1:52:55
Michael Mann. By the way,
1:52:57
came out, dude. That guy's still, he's
1:53:00
like 80. He came out,
1:53:02
right? Shaking hands, still a
1:53:04
firm handshake. That guy's got a lot left in
1:53:06
the tank. Dude. I'm
1:53:09
telling you. Michael Mann,
1:53:11
dude, Miami Vice, he, I mean, he's fucking,
1:53:13
all right. Thief.
1:53:17
For my fourth and final pick. The
1:53:19
insider. For
1:53:21
my fourth and final pick. I'm
1:53:24
going to ride this out. I'm
1:53:28
going to see if the New York football giants
1:53:31
getting six points in New Orleans, I'm
1:53:33
going to ride out Tommy Cutlets. I'm
1:53:35
going to see if they really do have a little
1:53:38
bit of magic with the kid. Okay.
1:53:40
I got to see it one more time
1:53:42
because then our schedule gets tougher with the
1:53:44
Eagles. So I'm going to
1:53:46
take my New York football giants going into
1:53:48
New Orleans, starting the game with
1:53:51
six points and an Italian quarterback. He
1:53:53
showed me something on Monday. I'm going
1:53:56
to ride with him. Well,
1:53:59
there you go. And,
1:54:03
uh, that was very anticlimactic. Well, there you
1:54:05
go. Was it me or you? I
1:54:08
think I'm done. I got the Ravens,
1:54:11
the Cowboys, the Bengals and the Raiders. Okay.
1:54:13
And I have the Bears. Come on,
1:54:15
definitely MVP sports. We got all the
1:54:17
jerseys. We got the Raiders, the Chargers,
1:54:20
the Steelers and more. That's
1:54:22
my favorite local read in Boston, Massachusetts
1:54:24
ever. All right. And
1:54:26
I just want to make sure here, Andrew, make sure I'm
1:54:28
right here. I have the bears, right?
1:54:31
The dolphin. I have
1:54:33
the bears. I have the, uh, the,
1:54:36
the dolphins, the Eagles and the
1:54:38
Giants. Correct. All
1:54:40
right. Now it's time, Bill. I know
1:54:42
you got a heart out here, so it's time for
1:54:44
the, Oh, let
1:54:46
the Monday night special. We're getting
1:54:48
this one. Wow. When some money
1:54:51
for you. I don't want to be confident. Let
1:54:53
the Monday nights bad. We got smoke last week.
1:54:56
I got to change that name. Bill, the
1:54:58
song just got sad. You go, it's just
1:55:00
sad. I'm not singing it anymore. The Monday
1:55:02
night special. I'm not singing anymore. You
1:55:05
can only sing it after a win. That's
1:55:07
what that's what we do. All right. We
1:55:09
got the Eagles and the Seahawks Eagles getting
1:55:11
four inside. I hate this fucking game. Do
1:55:14
you? I kind of, this is the only one I
1:55:16
kind of liked. Do you, dude, you're
1:55:18
talking about a Super Bowl caliber team
1:55:20
that just lost two heartbreakers to division
1:55:22
rivals or one division rival and another
1:55:24
NFC E power NFC powerhouse. What do
1:55:26
you think? You think sneaky Pete's going
1:55:28
to stop? I don't know what to think with these guys.
1:55:30
Are they fading? I
1:55:33
have no idea. And you, whenever you play Pete Carroll,
1:55:35
you have no fucking idea what he's going to pull
1:55:37
up his sleeve. Yes,
1:55:39
but I saw something. By the way, you see
1:55:41
the dolphins designed their stadium. So they're always in
1:55:43
the shade and you just stand in the sun
1:55:45
and it could be like a 30 degree difference.
1:55:49
Is that true? Is that real though? Is that like a,
1:55:53
nobody cares. Nobody cares.
1:55:55
Paul. Yes, that is true. Nobody
1:55:57
gives a fuck. Yeah. Let
1:55:59
him do. that up there and Gillette went,
1:56:01
oh fucking Tommy Prettyboy was up
1:56:03
there. People be up and, oh my God, I
1:56:06
knew it. What
1:56:08
the fuck? Oh God. If
1:56:10
I see one more fucking team fucking
1:56:12
cheating and nothing happens, dude, I'm
1:56:15
never going to get over that. Paul, did you hear
1:56:17
Edelman and Gronk making fun of the Colts? I
1:56:19
sent it to you, dude. It was the best. Did you see
1:56:21
it? Oh, those fucking cry
1:56:24
baby cheating pieces of shit. Oh dude.
1:56:26
Edelman just goes, Edelman and Gronk are
1:56:28
having a great time on a podcast.
1:56:30
And Edelman goes, the balls is laid.
1:56:32
The balls not having enough air. And
1:56:34
Gronk goes, Gronk starts bursting out laughing. He
1:56:37
goes, he goes, those fucking, he goes, those
1:56:39
Colts looked for any excuse because we fucking
1:56:41
beat them all the time. It was the
1:56:43
best. You didn't see it? Thank God. Oh
1:56:46
God. But Edelman just goes, the
1:56:48
ball. The
1:56:51
ball doesn't have enough air. Dude,
1:56:54
it was the fucking stupidest thing ever. Worst.
1:56:57
Worst. And the NFL tried to uphold it.
1:57:01
Well, I mean, the owner of
1:57:04
the losing team conducts his own
1:57:06
investigation. On a
1:57:08
football. This is going to be unbiased. Oh
1:57:13
my God. Dude, what a
1:57:15
ridiculous. He didn't have enough
1:57:18
air in it. That's what he said. That's what
1:57:20
he said. He has evolved. Dude, that was
1:57:22
fucking, he's lost like 35. And
1:57:25
then Aaron Rodgers comes out and Aaron Rodgers goes, yeah,
1:57:27
I liked the ball with more air. I liked when
1:57:30
it was harder. People do. It's like the fucking ridiculous
1:57:32
dude. And then, but the best was when the Colts
1:57:34
played him. I mean, when the Patriots played him again,
1:57:36
that was the best. Cause
1:57:38
then you guys just fucking shit on them, dude. It
1:57:40
was the best. Um,
1:57:42
that was already like 10
1:57:44
years into them whining. I'm Teddy Bruce key six
1:57:46
years earlier. What's their excuse going to be this
1:57:49
time? I love it. There's a guy who sends
1:57:51
an email, maybe like every three weeks to bill.
1:57:53
And it's literally the same thing. Maybe, maybe every
1:57:55
month, but, but he says all the time he
1:57:57
goes, bill, if Tom Brady hadn't.
1:58:00
destroyed his cell phone, I might believe you,
1:58:02
but that is the act of a guilty
1:58:04
man. And it's just like, dude, I wouldn't
1:58:06
turn, there's nothing on my phone. It had
1:58:08
nothing to do with the balls. Yeah. It
1:58:11
had to do with everything else was on
1:58:13
his fucking phone. And God knows what else
1:58:15
you're fucking doing. It's like, do
1:58:17
you think they just, they're just not going to
1:58:19
scroll looking for that. They're going to be
1:58:21
fine. Yeah. They're going
1:58:24
to see some shit. Yeah.
1:58:26
Yeah. When a man scraps his
1:58:28
phone. He could have it hidden. He
1:58:30
could have it hidden in the folder titled Giselle. We
1:58:33
better take a look. Exactly.
1:58:35
Yeah. Yeah. But
1:58:37
do you think he has something in there that says, uh, under inflated
1:58:41
football thing, you
1:58:43
know? One of my favorite things
1:58:45
in sports was when you guys, when Belichick just
1:58:47
fucking was blowing out team, dude, when
1:58:49
you guys went on that run where
1:58:51
you were, and I hate to be insensitive here,
1:58:53
but dude, you guys were so pissed and Belichick
1:58:55
was so pissed about the shit talking on the
1:58:57
team when he was winning by like three touchdowns
1:59:00
and he was still going for it in the
1:59:02
red zone. And they go like this to him.
1:59:04
They go in the press conference. They go, yeah,
1:59:06
Bill, you guys are up 21 with like four
1:59:08
minutes left. Belichick just goes, he goes, you know,
1:59:11
it's three possessions, you know, it's only three touchdowns.
1:59:13
Dude, it was the best. I know that ended
1:59:15
up fucking us though. Cause we started embarrassing teams.
1:59:18
Oh, and then, and then every week became, we played
1:59:21
a playoff game from like, uh, November
1:59:24
on dude, that guy that was
1:59:26
paralyzed or he got partially. He paralyzed in Buffalo,
1:59:28
but then he came out walking out. He was
1:59:30
actually able to walk and it was this big
1:59:32
thing and they put him on the screen and
1:59:34
you got just beat fucking 55. It
1:59:38
was fucking nuts, dude. I'll be honest with you, dude.
1:59:40
I loved, I loved watching you guys shit on teams.
1:59:43
Uh, anyway, it's over. Paul. It's
1:59:46
back to the Sullivan stadium era, but you know what? How
1:59:48
much do you build for that? Paul? Cause
1:59:50
I grew up like that. Yeah, but bill, you know what you got? What'd
1:59:52
you get? 21 good years. I
1:59:54
mean, Jesus. We're going to get two and then we're bad for 11.
1:59:57
I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm fine,
1:59:59
dude. Believe me, I am, the
2:00:01
problem I have now is giving a fuck. Well, let
2:00:03
me ask you a question. What other team in the
2:00:05
history of sports has gone on a two decade run
2:00:07
like that? In the history of sports in your time.
2:00:09
Lakers won a three decade run. 70s,
2:00:12
80s, 90s, and into the 2000s. Lakers,
2:00:17
Lakers have won the most, yeah, Lakers have won
2:00:19
the most championships since I've been alive. And
2:00:21
they seamlessly transitioned from when you had to
2:00:23
build a team from the draft,
2:00:27
and maybe
2:00:30
a big trade like with Kareem, to
2:00:32
the free agent era. And the thing about
2:00:34
it is, is they were much, I feel
2:00:36
like they were much better with keeping their
2:00:38
old stars around, around the
2:00:40
team and people wanting to be there.
2:00:42
And then they're just beyond like a
2:00:44
destination city. It's
2:00:46
just, everybody's Hollywood. I feel like it's harder to
2:00:49
do. People trying to act like they're not Hollywood.
2:00:51
Everyone wants to fucking live out here and bang
2:00:53
a fucking celebrity and do
2:00:55
all this fucking LA shit. And then back then,
2:00:57
everybody had their own fucking rap album and stuff.
2:01:00
And the music business was out here when that
2:01:02
was going on. I mean, it was just, what
2:01:05
the fuck did we have, Paul? We had clam chowder, average
2:01:09
looking women and winner. That's
2:01:12
what Luke Carnoseca said. Luke Carnoseca,
2:01:14
dude. Shout out to Luke
2:01:16
Carnoseca, the coach of the St. John's
2:01:20
Red Storm, whatever they call him
2:01:22
now. But he said, he goes, dude,
2:01:24
if Lou Alcindor would have stayed
2:01:26
in Queens, he said the college basketball would
2:01:29
have changed forever. New York basketball would have
2:01:31
changed forever. But Kareem went out to LA
2:01:33
and he went on campus and he saw
2:01:35
UCLA from Queens and that changed a lot.
2:01:37
And it was like, yeah, good.
2:01:39
Yeah, that's, you know? Hey
2:01:42
Ma. He made the right move, man. He goes
2:01:44
like this, hey Ma. 18 years in
2:01:46
New York, you wanna see some? I don't think I'm coming back
2:01:48
to Queens, Ma. I think, you know what, I'm gonna say, you
2:01:50
guys wanna come out here for the holidays? Yeah.
2:01:53
It is weird though, but now it's
2:01:55
kinda moved around where like, you
2:01:58
know, Golden State became like a destination. place.
2:02:02
Miami did for a minute. I
2:02:04
think Miami actually had stayed that way for
2:02:07
a while. Like, that's just a good organization.
2:02:10
There's a good organization. There's beautiful
2:02:12
women and you're winning
2:02:14
championships. I mean, that's where they're
2:02:16
going to go. They're going
2:02:18
to see an assignment at Timberwolves. No,
2:02:21
you know what they got to do for college kids? When
2:02:23
a team on the East Coast has a big recruit coming
2:02:25
in, you just got to fly in a bunch of horse
2:02:28
that are all tan. No, we
2:02:30
love Rutgers. You know, just fucking
2:02:32
Syracuse. Put some fake sand
2:02:35
on the fucking sidewalks and shit so there's
2:02:37
good beaches out there. Yeah,
2:02:39
dude. You can't blame a kid, dude. My son
2:02:42
went to Miami and he saw Miami and then
2:02:44
all of a sudden he's like, Rutgers, Newark,
2:02:47
New Jersey or South Beach. No,
2:02:50
no, it's a no brainer. Some
2:02:54
Cuban rubbing his balls. Wait, all
2:02:56
right. Anyway, I don't. All
2:02:58
right. So it's minus
2:03:01
four for the Eagles. What do you think? Or
2:03:06
do you want to go the other way? You have
2:03:08
to think that the Eagles are going to turn it
2:03:10
around this week. I think so. I think big. And
2:03:12
here's the other thing. The Seahawks threw three touchdowns to
2:03:14
DK Metcalf last week, played great and still lost the
2:03:16
game to a team that wasn't as good as the
2:03:18
Eagles. I think the Eagles go in and put it
2:03:20
on them. Okay.
2:03:24
I'll go with that. Jalen Hurts to
2:03:26
throw one. I'll go with
2:03:28
that. Okay. So we got Eagles to win.
2:03:30
Jalen Hurts to throw one. And let's not.
2:03:33
That security guard to get kicked out again. What's
2:03:36
the over under on that? What exactly
2:03:38
was he security for? Like the security
2:03:40
force there. I didn't understand why there
2:03:43
was an independent security guy. Why the
2:03:45
fuck did he get kicked out? The guy on the guy
2:03:47
put his hand in his face, rubbed his thing and he
2:03:49
kind of just moved it. He did a point punch.
2:03:51
The old point punch. It's very passive aggressive. But
2:03:53
I mean, come on. That's disrespectful though. A point
2:03:56
punch. It wasn't like concussive. It
2:03:58
was disrespectful. It was funny. But
2:04:01
he had his glove on so you can't prove that it was
2:04:03
him. There's no fingerprints. What
2:04:05
do you think the third one should be, Bill?
2:04:08
Should we do, you got, you got Deshaun, no,
2:04:11
not Deshaun Jackson. You got, what's his name? You
2:04:14
think Devante Smith? You
2:04:16
got Devante Smith, you got A.J. Brown. You
2:04:19
got, what about DK Metcalf? Is
2:04:21
he going to get one? He got three
2:04:24
last week. It's because
2:04:26
he's a fucking Marvel superhero playing
2:04:28
football. Dude, how fast is that guy
2:04:30
for his size? Dude, I
2:04:34
mean, for any size. Yeah,
2:04:38
I'll go DK Metcalf to score one. Why not, Paul?
2:04:40
Let's have a good time. There
2:04:42
you go. All right, there you go. You want to do
2:04:44
over and under. Paul, I swear to God, I can't hit
2:04:46
the fucking ocean lately. So I don't want to tell you.
2:04:48
Every time we're doing under, we won one under over by
2:04:50
the skin of our fucking teeth. And I don't like betting
2:04:52
for points. Paul, stop living in the past, man. All
2:04:56
right. We're going to do, no, it's 47 and a half. I
2:04:59
don't like that. I don't like that. It's a perfect number. It's
2:05:02
a perfect number to fuck you right at the end. We're going
2:05:04
to go Eagles minus four. We're going
2:05:06
to go Jalen Hurst to throw one. And
2:05:08
we're going to have sneaky Pete's wide receiver
2:05:11
DK Metcalf to catch one. And
2:05:13
there you go. We're going to hit our second
2:05:15
Monday night special this week. Let's see over and under
2:05:17
on the amount of gum that Pete Carroll chews. That's
2:05:21
how he keeps that jaw so fucking great jawline.
2:05:23
And he just runs. Good job. Good
2:05:25
job. Whoo. I've
2:05:28
never seen him. I've never seen him. Yeah.
2:05:30
It looks like a bird. Yeah. Fucking
2:05:34
chipmunk over there. All
2:05:37
right. There you go. The girl on
2:05:39
blow chewing gum is something I would
2:05:41
love to see. Oh, dude. Pete. The
2:05:43
whole pack in there. Just
2:05:46
fucking good job. He's like
2:05:48
80, dude. Guy does look good for 80.
2:05:50
I'm not gonna lie. No, he's like 74, 75.
2:05:56
Oh, is he still still Pete Carroll still
2:05:58
he still wakes up with fucking half. as
2:06:00
stiffy. You know he does. You know? He's
2:06:04
got to bang something every fucking week just a fucking
2:06:06
just, you know, chewing that gum like that dude. He's
2:06:09
on top of her. You like that,
2:06:15
honey? Close
2:06:18
your mouth, Pete. Close your mouth. You know, I don't like that sound. All
2:06:24
right. This is getting disgusting. All
2:06:29
right, everybody. Those are our, those are
2:06:31
our. Pete gets undressed at
2:06:33
night. What's the
2:06:35
last thing? Does he spit out his gum first before
2:06:37
he takes his socks off? No, dude. He's
2:06:39
still chewing the gum. He's
2:06:42
still chewing the gum. He's got, like,
2:06:44
you know, when you buy like a
2:06:47
whole brick of cigars, he's got a
2:06:49
whole thing of gum right on his
2:06:51
nightstand. Just goes to bed chewing gum.
2:06:53
Oh, fuck, dude. I'd be honest with you. I can't
2:06:56
look at him with a straight face every time I
2:06:58
see that. And players love him. The player
2:07:00
goes, dude, when I saw him and he ran up and
2:07:02
down and he runs up and down the side with
2:07:04
the plague and he's chewing his gum and he's like,
2:07:06
I want to run through a wall for that guy. I'm
2:07:08
like, really? Dude, I bet his wife makes him wear a
2:07:10
sleep apnea mask just so she doesn't have to hear the
2:07:12
sound of him chewing his gum. All
2:07:18
right.
2:07:21
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which is so sad to say this
2:07:46
year's flown by. And
2:07:48
there you go. Happy holiday. Oh, no,
2:07:51
there's still four more Sundays. It's unbelievable
2:07:53
how long. It doesn't fly by anymore.
2:07:56
There's four more Sundays. There's a month. Dude,
2:07:59
it's week 16. It's flu. No,
2:08:01
it's week 15. No, not yet. All
2:08:03
right. Week 15. Still
2:08:05
week 15, 16, 17,
2:08:09
then you got 18 and then you got
2:08:11
like another month of fucking plans. It's just
2:08:13
not gonna be over till February. Yeah,
2:08:15
but it's not enough dude. Football's gotta keep
2:08:17
going man. And by
2:08:19
the way, what the, I don't think I've ever heard
2:08:22
such sadness in your voice. What's going on? Everything all
2:08:24
right at home? No, do one football. Yeah. But
2:08:27
listen, it's not long enough. I'm gonna say
2:08:29
this dude, what the 20 year run the
2:08:31
Patriots went on being an NFL football team
2:08:33
is more impressive than glory days of basketball.
2:08:35
They'll pass you by. I don't want to
2:08:37
keep talking about the glory days of the
2:08:39
Patriots. It happened. It was fucking awesome
2:08:41
and it's over. And right now, God damn it. We're
2:08:44
at three and fucking 31. Take
2:08:46
every many weeks there are this year with
2:08:49
three and 12. Yeah. You
2:08:51
know what? Three and three and fucking 11. Dude,
2:08:53
you get a good draft pick. You're back in two
2:08:56
years. What are you worried about? It's a fucking historic
2:08:58
franchise. You guys did it. You got over the mountain.
2:09:00
I'm worried about those kill switches on cars that they're
2:09:02
going to have in 2026. What's
2:09:05
that? They'll just be able to
2:09:07
shut your fucking car off. If
2:09:09
it's electric. No. You
2:09:11
can't do it on it. You can't, you're not gonna be able to do it on a gas
2:09:14
engine. We need how? How
2:09:17
can they do it? There's
2:09:19
computers in all cars. You can shut a car off
2:09:21
remotely. They've done that. Guys have done this on their
2:09:23
YouTube channel. They just take a Corflum rag. They put
2:09:25
it right over the intake manifold. They
2:09:28
jump on the hood. They jump on the
2:09:30
hood. Are you the grill?
2:09:33
Dude, that's ridiculous, man. Are you serious?
2:09:37
Yeah. Oh,
2:09:39
we should, I want to do something on the show. I only
2:09:42
met this dude once, but we
2:09:44
lost a comedian. A
2:09:47
comedian passed away untimely. It was
2:09:49
just a horrible untimely passing of
2:09:51
Kenny DeForest, who was a comedian
2:09:53
in New York. And
2:09:56
he passed tragically. So
2:10:00
shout out to him. I met him once. He ran
2:10:02
a show in Brooklyn that everybody loved and he was
2:10:04
a really, really good dude. So rest in peace to
2:10:06
him and thoughts and prayers with
2:10:08
his family. It's brutal and
2:10:12
a very, very funny watch his clips. Kenny
2:10:14
DeForest really, really funny. He's got a
2:10:17
clip about anxiety and he goes
2:10:19
through the emotions of like what it is during a
2:10:21
during like a feeling of it and I like that
2:10:23
bit that he did about when he was
2:10:26
playing and he went up against that kid that
2:10:28
that white kid that that UNC ended up
2:10:31
getting for four years and
2:10:33
they wanted to play one on one with them. They wanted
2:10:35
him to go one on one with them because the
2:10:38
other team also had good outside shooters and
2:10:41
he I didn't see that I did him up here and the guy
2:10:43
went like 12 for 12 four
2:10:45
for four from the line at 35 points. Dude.
2:10:50
Yeah, I didn't listen to it. I'm not a lot of you
2:10:53
like I didn't hear I didn't know about him until I heard
2:10:55
about a lot carries this Janex
2:10:57
Nick, your buddy difference. Look back
2:10:59
again. And,
2:11:02
but, but I didn't hear. I do. Oh.
2:11:08
It's a funny thing because iron election season is
2:11:10
in this position of we gotta make it against the rule, like
2:11:13
running and he said, This
2:11:16
is a very very good speed a, practice, it's a
2:11:19
hard time. That kind of
2:11:21
was me. I didn't hear. I didn't know
2:11:24
about him until I heard about the accident. Then I watched
2:11:26
like his clips and
2:11:28
he seemed like he was going to be a, maybe he's
2:11:30
already a really good comedian, but he seemed like he was going to be
2:11:33
like a really, you
2:11:35
know, a force to be reckoned with
2:11:37
man. Yeah, dude. And be careful. It makes no
2:11:39
sense. Make no sense. Be careful out there. What
2:11:41
riding those things is man. I swear to God,
2:11:43
dude driving in the city right now. It's a
2:11:46
wild West. They don't care. They're cutting people off
2:11:48
more. There's more people. There's bikes everywhere. There's bike
2:11:50
lanes. You open your door. Somebody wants almost flies
2:11:52
into you. Just be careful out there man. It's
2:11:54
a horrible horrible thing. And yeah, so anyway, in
2:11:57
your car and get off your phone. Yeah,
2:12:00
dude, and then that other thing that
2:12:02
the 49ers did with the and the
2:12:04
Jets did where like distracted driving deaths
2:12:07
and somebody on the Jets organization
2:12:09
years like in the family was there and they
2:12:11
were like running up the You
2:12:13
know stands for him and stuff like
2:12:15
that because that's a statistic where there's
2:12:17
literally a people get killed yearly Because
2:12:19
somebody is literally looking at their phone
2:12:21
and they killing people and it's
2:12:23
fucking ridiculous, man It's it's it's I think it's worse
2:12:26
I mean not it's not shouldn't say that I almost
2:12:28
said I almost said it's worse than drunk driving It's
2:12:30
not but it's it's it's as bad. I should say
2:12:33
that's they're saying it's as impaired. All right That's the
2:12:35
end of our public service announcements here No,
2:12:39
I got another one dude so breast aware, I'm kidding imagine
2:12:41
we just went through Alright guys.
2:12:43
Thank you guys so much. We'll
2:12:45
see you next week week 16. Enjoy football
2:12:48
and bet response. I'm doing the point Paul
2:12:51
Getting to that age the old man You
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