Sure, prisons are an inhuman and reprehensible blight on society that should be abolished; but that's only because we lock living human beings inside of them. What if instead they were just full of dead corpses? I'll tell you what then: They'd make the perfect setting for a You've Got Mail style rom-com about two guards who overcome their differences to find love, and that's what why we've transformed the John Travolta mafia garbage fire Gotti into You've Got Jail (For Dead People) staring James Marsden, Luke Evans, JB Smoove, Jackie Earle Haley, and Cobie Smulders.

We also fixed the trailers for Alita: Battle Angel and Trading Paint