A lackluster young gent with not a lot will but plenty of desire craves himself a beard. However, due to his own habitual need to play and pull at whatever hair does manage to grow from his face, is unable to achieve this, so, desperate, he prays. Someone hears his prayer and grants it, but the response he gets is not the one he expected.Written by Damian RobbNarrated by Damian RobbSound Editing by Sam LoyCover Art by Damian RobbMusic Credits.Quintessence by Theodore ShapiroDangling Piano by Theodore ShapiroThe author would like to thank Sean Carney, Sam Loy, and Holly Synot for their assistance in this production.