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Company in Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. Yo,
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Perry, I've got a bite! I lifted
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my eyes from the water to see Kevin
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yanking back with all of his might. The
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fishing rod my friend was holding suddenly bent
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almost in half as the sound of the
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line rapidly spooling out filled the air, almost
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drowning out the sound of the gulls crying
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overhead. A
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look of determination entered his face as he reached to lock the
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reel, embracing his legs. He
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let out a battle cry and flipped a switch.
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A moment later he was almost pulled off
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of the paddle boat and straight into the
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frigid Atlantic as the fish on the other
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end strained to escape. Veins began to stand
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out on his arm as he used every
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ounce of muscle in his body to match
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its ferocity. He shot a quick look
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up at me, a grin splitting across
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his face. It feels like one hell
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of a big sum of bits to boot! For
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my part I simply shook my head and
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gave a half smile at the man's over-dramatic
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tone, as if he were
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boasting about hooking Moby Dick himself. More
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than likely, he's got
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himself a good-sized striper, a large
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bluefish at most. Even still
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I called out to him, He all good at
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eating a hand. He shook his head
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as he reeled in a few feet of line
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and turned away from me, following
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the struggling fish as it swung toward shore.
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No, I got this! He yelled back, Keep
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your eyes on your own line! We have a school
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of whatever this is passing under us. Grunting
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to acknowledge I'd heard him, I turned away
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to gaze back at my line, which disappeared
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out of sight. into the dark blue, almost black
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depths. Reaching out, I
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gently gripped it with my thumb and forefinger to feel
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if there was any tension beyond the stir of the
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current. Even the slightest
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tug could signify a curious fish nibbling.
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To my disappointment, though, I felt
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nothing. Nothing
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for the last hour and a half. I
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cast a quick and somewhat bitter look over
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at Kevin as he continued to haul up
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his prize from below. He
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bastard. Always ends up being
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the one to catch anything during the spring months.
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The summer may have been my time
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to shine, but in spring, he's a
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clear winner. Kevin
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and I had grown up together in a small town
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of Cams and Main, meeting for
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the first time during a roll call
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in elementary school, bonding over a mutual
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love of the ocean, Sega Dreamcast and
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70s horror movies. We had
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instantly hooked onto each other, and
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it had been that way ever since, even
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as the years had passed and we'd grown. I was
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now staring down the barrel of turning thirty
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while he, being a few years older, was
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soon to turn thirty-four. After
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finishing college four years ago, I decided
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to move back to my hometown, pining
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for the sound of the seagulls and lobster
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boats over even all the excitement and fun
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that Boston had to offer. It was
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my surprise. Then I
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stopped into the vintage room for a drink.
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I found him sitting at the bar, nursing
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a glass of whiskey. After
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embracing each other and over
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a few more drinks, I found he decided
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to stay, taking on a job as a
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deckhand on his uncle's lobster
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boat. That's when
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the topic of paddleboard fishing came out. He
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was a hobby he'd taken up after being introduced
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to it by a tourist who'd passed through some
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years prior, one he'd taken a shine
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to. One of the most
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fun times I've ever had on the water,
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he said. Seriously, you gotta try it. Just
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once, you'll catch the bug like I did.
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And he'd been down the money. Even
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having to learn to maintain my balance and don
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a wet seat to keep from freezing during the
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colder months, it was a blast. More
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than that, it was like the old days of
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the two of us fishing together. The
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only difference is trading in the
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small two-person rowboat for the
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boards. And especially during the summer
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months, when both of us caught equal amounts
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of stripers, mackerel, and bluefish. It
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became a thrilling, friendly rivalry to see who could come
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out on top. The
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winter and spring months, though? Not
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as exciting anymore. I
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shook my head to push away the intrusive, almost
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jealous emotions which had settled over me like
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a storm cloud. Knock it off,
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Pear. Don't let the ugly green
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monster ruin the fun. Just do
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as you always do and shrug it off. Besides,
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we still got half an hour for you to catch something. The
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mental encouragement seemed to bolster me, and I
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felt a genuine smile split the sourpuss
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face that had been plastered there. Lifting
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my head, I gazed out to sea as a
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set of large waves lifted me on their
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crest. Far
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out in the distance, just visible on the horizon, I
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could see the vague shapes of
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North Haven and Vinyl
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Haven Island. Both
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seemed to rise ever so slightly from the
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water like the backs of sea monsters, which
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I'd once told tales of. The
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thought reminded me of the tales my grandfather had told
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me before he'd passed. Tales
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about the sea serpent of Mount Desert Island,
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of Cassie the Casco Bay sea monster, and
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others I'd long forgotten the names of. Pear,
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my boy, remember that there'll always be
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more things undiscovered on this planet than
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there'll ever be written about in books, he
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told me. As
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much as I agreed with his sentiment, I
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didn't exactly believe in sea monsters. I
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was convinced that things that gargantuan wouldn't be
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able to escape the prime curious eyes
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of man forever, especially with
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our continued exploration of the sea. Hell,
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it was what I had gone to college for, achieving
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a degree in marine biology. I
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got it! Kevin's
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cry caused me to turn half around on
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my board, pulling my eyes from the open ocean.
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He was kneeling down, holding the rod in one
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hand and a small landing hook in the other,
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as his eyes focused on something beneath the surface
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he couldn't see. A moment later,
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he dipped the hook into the water and
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stood up grinning like a kid on Christmas mornings
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as he held up the large striper which flopped
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from the end of it. Now,
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that's what I'm talking about, man,
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he declared transiently, before depositing
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the fish into the bucket on the board in front
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of him. I couldn't help
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but smile and let out a chuckle at his
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infectious excitement. Nice one, bro,
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I called to him, giving him a thumbs up.
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His smile grew wider for a moment. He
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gestured at me. He hasn't gotten a bite
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yet. He shook my
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head. Either
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hook in your catch caused the rest to scatter away or
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was just a loner. There's absolutely nothing
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else down there. A
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thoughtful look spread across his face and he rubbed
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his chin looking around. How
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about we move a little further up the coast? Always
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bites closer to the 700-acre island,
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like both of us to go home with something to show for
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it. Whatever
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trace of envy I felt melted
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away like snow and spring in his
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words, replaced by appreciation for my friend's
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consideration. And that
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shows you exactly why he's always been a better man for
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the two of us. Yeah,
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why not? I replied, beginning to reel in
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my line. Can't be any worse
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than here, anyway. You want to move closer to shore
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or just head straight up? Kevin
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didn't answer. After
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waiting for a moment for a response, and
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as my jig breached the surface, I turned
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to see why he hadn't applied. To
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my surprise, I found his gaze not
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on me, but beyond,
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further out to sea. His
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eyes were narrowed, indicating that he was squinting as
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he raised a hand to shield his eyes from
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the sun, with strain to shine
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through the clouds overhead. I
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felt a wave of confusion wash over me and
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quickly hooked my jig into the rod, setting
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it down in its holder and turning to follow his
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gaze. For
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a moment, I scanned the waves,
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unable to locate what had caught
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his attention. Then
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I finally saw it. At
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first it was just a small
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splash, something barely perceptible amongst
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the rest of the ever-moving ocean, and
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a small flash of yellow caught my gaze.
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It appeared only for a split second and seemed to
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pull under the waves. After
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a moment, it reappeared, a few feet ahead of
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its prior position. What
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the hell? It
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reappeared a third time, and for whatever reason
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I felt something uncoil itself inside me as
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I suddenly realized that whatever it
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was, it was heading in our
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direction. I shot a look at Kevin. Dude,
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what the hell is that? I
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softly called out. He kept
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his eyes trained on the approaching sight, but slowly shook
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his head. I
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honestly don't know, Perry, he
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answered. But the
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words are barely out from his lips when I saw a
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look of recognition flash across his face, the
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confusion replaced by a look of incredulity. I
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actually scrapped that. I do know what the hell that is, but… The
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hell? I turned back to
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see the object was less than forty feet from us now,
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and immediately recognized it myself. A
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buoy. It was
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the kind that lobstermen used to mark the
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location of their pots and identify which belonged
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to them. The white
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plastic stick, to help grab
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it from the water, stuck straight up into
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the sky. The flash of
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yellow I'd seen had been painted stripe
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which ran around the top. It
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continued to move towards us at a steady pace. No,
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not entirely steady. As it
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moved forward, the buoy seemed to quickly jerk back
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and forth from the
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left to the right every few seconds. A
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large wave rolled over it, and it disappeared from
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view for a moment. For whatever reason,
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not being able to see it caused a large wave
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of anxiety to well up in me. My
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mind began to race as it sought to explain
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what we were seeing. It
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is clearly a lobster buoy, but there's absolutely
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no way the traps should be moving, not
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where they're weighed down with large bricks and
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metal. Even more so,
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the tide's going out, not in. It'd
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be going out to sea regardless. The
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only way that it could be moving, in
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that manner, is if something
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got caught on it. The
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only thing big enough around here to drag a pot is
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a shark, I
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breathed. Every fiber
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of muscle and sinew in my body suddenly tensed
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up as the answer kept repeating in my mind.
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I slowly turned to look at Kevin. Dude,
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whatever you do, try to stay as still as possible, all right?
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Try to make noise that'll draw attention
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to you, because I think a great
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white got caught in a
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trap, and it's pulling it along behind it. Even
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from a distance, I caught sight
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of his face paling slightly.
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Oh, good God, I heard
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him nutter weakly. I
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didn't blame him one bit for it. Great
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whites are some of the most powerful sharks
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that roam the oceans. Fish
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predators, their bites are thousands of pounds per
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square inch. They could easily bite a
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man in half. This one
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was likely attracted by the struggles of this
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fish on Kevin's line, and it's... moved
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in to investigate. And
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we're standing here, two
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friggin paddle boards, sitting
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ducks. Small wisps
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of fear began to seep into me as I
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attempted to stay as still as a statue, bracing
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my legs with each roll of the
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waves as I watched the buoy continue
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to approach us. I kept myself from
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looking down into the ocean, half expecting,
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if I did, to catch a split-second
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glimpse of this torpedo-shaped body rocketing up
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at me as I was a gate.
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My eyes tracked every jerk as
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it drew even with us. It
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was close enough that I could have reached out and touched
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it. I forced
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my eyes to look down, seeing
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that the buoy must have been in the water a long
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time. Below the waterline, most
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of it was covered with a thick coat
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of algae and seaweed, strands
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of it dangling up behind it like
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party streamers. More
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covered the rope which connected the buoy to
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the trap below, which disappeared
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out of sight after about
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seven feet underwater. I
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gave a silent prayer. Please
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keep moving, for I love God,
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and all the angels don't stop. Keep
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moving away. A
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massive sense of relief suddenly surged through
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me. As I saw, they were
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answered. The buoy continued
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on its journey, passing by,
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first myself, and then Kevin. He
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both slowly turned to watch it move toward
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shore, the cams
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and harbor, staring after it
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until it again disappeared from sight among the
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waves. I
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realized I had been holding my breath and
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feeling relatively safe again. I let it out
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with a loud whoosh as
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I bent over slightly and put my hands on my
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knees, feeling the collar return to my face. to
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look over Kevin. He
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looked back at me, and for a moment all
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we did was stare at each other. I
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was the one who began to softly chuckle at first. He
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joined in after a second. Moments
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later the two of us were unable to stop
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laughing as the tension drained from us. Holy
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frickin' crap, Perry, he
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said, wiping a visible sheen
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of sweat from his brow. That was, and
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I'm not even joking, one of the creepiest
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fucking things to ever
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happen to me period. Full stop. I
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let out a soft cough as laughter began
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the day away. You're telling me. I've studied
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ocean life my entire life, even knowing what
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that must have been. It still got under
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my skin. You realize, you know,
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just how insignificant and vulnerable
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we are away from dry land, huh? I
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saw him crack a slight nervous smile. Yeah,
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that's one way to phrase it. He
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turned back to look after where the buoy
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had disappeared before turning back to me. So,
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now what should we do? Head straight back
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for shore, stay out, finish fishing? I
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bit my lower lip gently as
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I thought. It's very questioned, and I'd
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been one which had begun resonating inside of my
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head. After a time
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I answered. Honestly I do. I'd stay
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out, at least for a little bit, even
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though part of me's screaming to
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get to shore. It's the same direction that
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it went. I pointed
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towards the harbor for emphasis before finishing.
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So we should give it enough time to move
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on, otherwise we risk running straight into it. Realization
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flashed in his eyes, and he
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nodded as my words registered. Got
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a good point there, my friend, he said, before
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giving me a genuine smile. Good
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thing you went to school for what you did. I would
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have been the dumbass to just head straight back. He
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hooked a thumb behind him in the direction that he'd
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suggested we go. So I want to
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use the time to try and get yourself a fish. before we
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get our asses back to the safety dry land? I
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thought of bringing a striper of bluefish back for mom
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and dad to grill for dinner, surged forward in my
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mind, pushing the last wisps of
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fear away. Hell yeah, man, let's
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do it. With that,
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I reach down, picking up the paddle and positioning
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myself, seeing Kevin do the same. Come
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on, let's go. I
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will forever blame
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myself for
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not having us head straight for sure. It
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took us about 20 minutes to reach our new spot,
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and after dropping our lines in the water, and to
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my surprise, we started hooking fish after
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fish. The elevation that surged
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through my heart and mind with
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that first bite and bend of the rod
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caused me to forget all about the nerve-wracking
16:47
experience we'd had, and soon the
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two of us were whooping and hollering
16:51
as we hauled up striper and mackerels
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galore. Told you this
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would be a good spot, Kevin called to me. I
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shot him a grin back. You're in line, bro.
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This is the best fish we've had all spring. One
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of the first times I've hooked anything outside of summer
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and fall, he snorted as he dropped his
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line back in the water. Does that mean
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the green shade of envy you've been covering with is
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lifted? I jacked my head up, feeling
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a stab of shock crash into me at his words.
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How the hell did you—? I began,
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but he cut me off, laughing loudly. Dude, we've
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known each other our entire lives! Give me a
17:25
little credit in knowing you. For
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a moment, I continued staring at him, my
17:30
mouth hanging slightly open. Then
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I did the only thing I could think to do. I
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laughed as well. He
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wasn't wrong. Shaking
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my head, I turned to jerk my rod
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up and down slightly, trying to tempt another
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fish to take the bite. Even
17:48
though my catch bucket was rather full, I still hoped
17:50
I'd get one more to finish the day. Nothing
17:53
seemed to be biting anymore. It's
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almost like all the fish realized we were here
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and fled. to chuckle
18:00
to myself, then a second
18:03
thought followed close behind. Well,
18:08
because… because
18:12
something bigger was
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around. Instantly
18:20
the chuckle died away, and the mental image of the
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buoy swam forward in my mind, trying
18:25
not to catch Kevin's attention. I spared a look around
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at the choppy water, straining my
18:29
eyes for any hint of color, but nothing
18:32
showed itself besides the white cat. Still,
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the uncomfortable, tense wisps of anxiety began
18:38
to rise back inside of me. As
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hard as I attempted to push it away,
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I mentally began to chide myself. Cut
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it out, Perry. Long gone. Whether
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it was a shark or whatever, it obviously
18:51
wasn't interested in you two. I mean, it
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didn't stop. Letting Jaws
18:56
and other ocean horror movies take over
18:58
your imagination. This is real life, after
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all. I
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nodded before glancing at the watch on my wrist. It
19:07
fell all over my shoulder. Hey, Kev,
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it's getting a bit late. We should start heading back.
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This sound of his voice drifted back to me. All
19:15
right, just give me a few more minutes. I
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want to try and catch one more fish. It's
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like they all vanished into thin air. He chuckled. Or,
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thin water. It's more appropriate. Despite
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the feeling I continued to battle inside myself, I
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couldn't help but laugh at his lame joke. Fine,
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just five more minutes, and then I'm, uh, toe on
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your back if I have to. I
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looked over my shoulder to see him give me a
19:44
mock salute with his free hand. Sir,
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yes, sir! He barked in
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a caricature of his drill instructor father. I
19:52
smirked and shot him the bird before turning back. Even
19:55
still, I kept shooting glances at my watch, willing
19:58
for the second hand to spin faster. Finally,
20:01
after what seemed like a damn eternity, I saw
20:03
that five minutes had passed. I
20:05
turned around. Hey Kev! I called out. I
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saw him lift his eyes from his line to look up at me. So
20:11
the King's new lemonade lineup is
20:13
here. Name and a lemonade The
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Smoothie King Way try strawberry. Guava
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Lemonade ask refresher over ice
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a power up in it
20:22
can energize, or a blueberry
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lemonade smoothie lead it up
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being. cup! Made with
20:29
real fruit. Real juice for a
20:31
real sipping good summer. Yeah yeah,
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Data is no Smoothie Kings New
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lemonade lineup of for a limited
20:38
time. Who. Stars Day. Vaguely
20:40
I heard him call back, but his words seemed
20:43
to be drifting away as the thick fog were
20:45
separating us. Felt
20:48
as though my scope of vision were narrowing to a
20:50
small cone as my gaze moved past him. Back
20:53
in the direction of the harbor, where a flash of bright
20:55
yellow had appeared for a split second above the waves, I
20:58
heard Kevin attempt to call back to me, but
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my gaze remained on the spot about forty yards
21:02
away. I started
21:05
to fight against myself. Dude, stop scaring
21:07
yourself, there's nothing there! You
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didn't see an- Whatever
21:13
mental chiding I intended to use next
21:15
deleted itself as the flash of
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color came again. And
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this time I knew it hadn't been a trick in my mind.
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It was confirmed as I saw
21:24
the white stick emerge back into the air
21:26
as the buoy moved through it. A
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trough in the waves. My
21:34
blood suddenly ran cold as I forced a
21:36
single word out from between my lips. Fuck.
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In my peripheral vision I saw Kevin turn to
21:44
follow my gaze and then freeze as he caught
21:47
the sight of the object moving towards us at
21:49
a far faster clip than it had in our
21:51
first encounters. Fuck me sideways.
21:53
He turned back to me.
21:55
Stay still as we did last time, Perry,
21:57
like you said to me. Don't draw attention to yourself. It'll
22:00
lose interest and move on." The
22:03
man's words snapped me out of my stupor. I'd
22:05
fallen in, and I blinked my eyes rapidly before
22:07
shooting the man an appreciative nod and shifting my
22:09
gaze back to the buoy. It
22:12
rapidly closed the distance before
22:14
moving out to the side about twenty feet from
22:17
Kevin's board. It stayed still
22:19
in place there for a moment. The jerking
22:21
motion stopped and the buoy simply standing up
22:23
straight in the water. Despite
22:25
the anxiety and small swell of fear coursing through my
22:27
veins, I couldn't help but feel a wave
22:30
of confusion wash over me, like
22:32
the waves around us. That's… What
22:36
the hell? How is that possible?
22:38
Great whites and most other
22:40
mackerel sharks can't stop swimming
22:42
in a hover. They'd expatiate. They'd die
22:44
otherwise. So… How
22:47
is it able to just… stay
22:50
still there like that? As
22:53
I fought to comprehend what I was seeing, the buoy began
22:55
to move again. It resumed
22:57
its rapid jerky journey, moving around
22:59
Kevin. I turned, seeing my friend
23:01
slowly set down his fishing rod next to his feet
23:04
as he continued to eye the shape. Both
23:06
our eyes watched the buoy as it moved around
23:08
to sit in front of me, roughly
23:11
the same distance it had from him. After
23:14
a second, it moved back around to him. Then
23:17
back to me. My mind
23:19
suddenly cleared, all the raging thoughts fleeing
23:21
like the fish had a single horrific
23:23
realization entered it. Circling
23:28
on. Recognizing the predatory behavior caused
23:31
a cascade of shivers to shoot up my
23:33
spine as it moved around us again, I
23:35
looked to Kevin seeing a look of fear finally
23:38
break his forced calm demeanor. Dude,
23:41
what the hell do we do? He asked, his
23:43
voice weak. I slowly shook my
23:45
head, moving my gaze back to the buoy. I
23:48
don't know, man. Something
23:50
really isn't right here. Before
23:53
I had a chance to reply, I felt the
23:55
board under me shift, almost violently. I felt as
23:57
though the board had begun pushing up from below.
24:00
a sudden immense change in water pressure,
24:02
and I struggled to not fall headfirst
24:04
into the ocean. As
24:06
I regained my footing, the scientific section of my
24:08
brain presented the simple but terrifying answer to the
24:10
inner argument I had had with myself a moment
24:13
ago. I
24:15
felt my breathing start to come
24:17
in short ragged gasps as I tried to
24:19
push it away, but with all the evidence
24:21
I'd seen and the huge water surge that
24:24
I had just felt, too large to even
24:26
come from the biggest big white, there
24:28
was no alternative. "'Cattin'?"
24:32
I saw him turn towards me. "'What
24:35
is it, Pear?' he asked, his
24:38
voice shaking slightly. I looked
24:40
up at him, seeing his face pale further at
24:42
the expression of my face before I answered. "'Whatever's
24:47
on the other end of this buoy, it's
24:53
not a shark.' For
24:56
a moment his face remained the same. Then
24:59
my words slammed into him with all the weight of
25:01
a tractor trailer. I saw his eyes go
25:03
wide as his face turned to the color of his sheet.
25:06
He forced himself to speak. Oh
25:11
shit. My mind raised
25:13
as I attempted to come up with a plan
25:15
that might do anything to help us get back
25:17
to shore live, but before I had a second
25:20
to think of anything, a second surge of water
25:22
rushed up from below, moving sideways and out, shooting
25:24
a glance behind me. I saw the buoy moving
25:26
towards me. Then a great tug came from the
25:28
other end of my foot. Feeling my
25:31
heart enter my throat, I shot my gaze down, just in
25:33
time to see my fishing rod be yanked into the water.
25:36
I couldn't even track its descent into the
25:38
depths. One moment it was just below the
25:40
surface. The next day it was
25:42
gone. It was out of sight. A
25:46
new realization slammed into me. It
25:50
grabbed my umbrella jig. It grabbed it and kept
25:52
moving off towards me. The
26:00
to the side but the largest wave
26:02
of horror of filming. As my thought
26:04
finished realizing where it was headed a
26:06
jerk my head up my eyes wide
26:08
open my mouth to scream a warning.
26:14
That. Was too late. What
26:17
happened next happened In a matter of
26:19
seconds I saw that he see my
26:21
fishing rod yanked into the deep, his
26:23
eyes widening more than I thought a
26:25
human beings to at the to his
26:27
days flash down to the rotted his
26:29
feet were small stretch of loose fishing
26:31
line of accidently crawled on his leg.
26:33
His eyes snapped up again to lock
26:35
on mine and for a microsecond it
26:37
felt as though the entire world had
26:40
paused. or so. Every small detail with
26:42
crystal clarity I saw the seat of
26:44
sweat covering his eyes. I saw his
26:46
lower lip began to tremble. And
26:48
a shock. Tweeting look into
26:50
his eyes. He. Began
26:53
to reach out towards me. His lips
26:55
begin to form a word one I'd
26:57
never learned. In
26:59
which keeps me awake late at night wondering.
27:05
The next who's gone. I
27:10
caught a glimpse of the line timing around
27:12
his leg even though I swear I saw
27:14
it today. to the wetsuits, the begin to
27:16
draw blood. and then the man's ten twenty
27:18
feet away from me, my oldest and most
27:20
cherished friend was yanked off of his board
27:22
and beneath the waves. A
27:25
large team of bubbles broke the surface for a moment.
27:31
And the nothing. The.
27:37
Surface Presumed is unending rise and fall.
27:39
For my part. I didn't move, I
27:41
couldn't about rooted in places. my mind
27:43
fought against whatever I'd just seen. I
27:45
prayed with every ounce of faith in
27:47
my soul that I would see his
27:49
head break the surface as I saw
27:51
the buoyed it is to move away
27:53
from me before leisurely turning. And
27:56
I for a single massive jerk forward. Covered
28:00
still in the waves. But
28:03
he never appeared. I
28:07
suddenly felt the weight of the situation slam
28:09
home. For the
28:11
hot tears begin to stream for my eyes
28:13
as I fought to keep from collapsing on
28:15
my knees. I shook violently as I tried
28:18
to push away it's terrific mental images my
28:20
mind was presenting itself and then that they
28:22
all vanished as I saw the do we
28:24
begin to resume slow circle. Novels
28:28
Just me. I
28:31
continue to shake but forced myself to stop
28:33
crying. Trying to keep any semblance of despair
28:35
awaits I knew if I allow that emotion
28:37
to overtake me, I would stay frozen in
28:40
place until. You tell it.
28:42
tired of it. Circling came from me. Sink.
28:45
Peers think skins in my head he's all
28:47
the knowledge to have oceanic creatures of the
28:49
mind it to predator. So what would you
28:51
are? Predators want? food you don't want to
28:54
become a pray item for it sucks. Sick
28:56
of an alternative? Think think of something to
28:58
diverted attention long enough for you to get
29:00
away. My.
29:03
Mind suddenly connected the dots. And
29:05
a force my eyes away from the literal circling
29:07
symbol of death stare down at my feet. More.
29:11
Importantly, The
29:14
bucket assists. For. A
29:16
few still weekly Wiggles. You
29:19
throw the fish far enough away, it may
29:21
catches attention enough for you to get sorts.
29:23
Second thought, join the first. Things
29:26
truly the size of think it is one single
29:28
bucket of fiscal be enough to keep its attention
29:30
long enough. For. Highs
29:32
rose from my own bucket. To
29:34
stay or across the small stretch of
29:36
water at the empty paddleboarder which had
29:39
long the chasm. Is
29:42
paddle and slipped into the water bobbing
29:44
by side, but. And
29:47
I thought my heart sores. I saw his bucket
29:49
assists have stayed in place. Now
29:51
was precariously close to the ads. i
29:55
looked at the find the buoy still circling me
29:58
i felt a new surge of terrorists through
30:00
my veins as I realized that the circle
30:02
had gotten smaller since I'd watched it. My
30:04
time was running out. I slowly,
30:07
trying to keep my movements as stable and
30:10
uninteresting as I could, I reached down and
30:12
picked up the paddle from where it lay.
30:14
I was terrified that
30:17
the second I dipped it into the
30:19
water, the buoy would immediately charge towards
30:21
me, signifying my final moments, but I
30:23
had no alternative. There's
30:26
only one chance to do this, Perry, so don't... don't
30:28
fuck it up. Still
30:32
shaking, I began to
30:34
paddle. 20
30:37
feet to Kevin's board felt like a mile. Every time
30:40
I dipped the paddle into the water, I jerked up
30:42
to watch the buoy. To my
30:44
relief, it simply continued to circle. A few
30:46
excruciating seconds later, I drew up next to
30:48
the other board, holding the paddle in one
30:50
hand. I kneeled down and gripped the other.
30:53
The plan was still in my mind. I let out
30:55
a final prayer. God, please let this work.
30:58
Then I picked up my own bucket of fish, and
31:00
before using the paddle to push Kevin's board away from
31:02
me, out towards the open ocean,
31:04
the tide caught it, and it drew away from
31:06
me. From the corner of
31:08
my vision, I saw the buoy change course, moving towards
31:10
it. I stood up straight, staying
31:12
still, waiting for it. Waiting until it was far enough
31:14
away, the empty board drifted
31:16
another 20 feet. I drew
31:19
all the strength I had remaining in me into my
31:21
arms, cocked it back as I ready
31:23
to make a throw, which would make the major
31:25
leagues depressed. It moved another 10
31:27
feet away, the buoy continuing to slowly follow
31:29
it. Now, as soon
31:32
as the bucket left my grasp, I turned
31:34
and began driving the paddle towards the water as
31:36
quietly and calmly as my shaking hands would allow.
31:38
Behind me, I heard a dull thunk as
31:40
the plastic bucket slammed into the water. I
31:42
wasn't sure how true my aim had been, but
31:44
I refused to turn back and look. I
31:46
kept paddling, moving it from one side of
31:48
the board to the other to keep it straight.
31:51
I heard the cries of the dolls behind
31:53
me begin to increase, signifying they must have
31:55
started dive bombing the mass of fish that
31:57
had fallen into the ocean and then... I
32:01
heard it. I
32:03
never turned to look at it, even if I wanted to. I
32:06
was far too terrified to do so, but
32:09
I heard the huge eruption of water emanate
32:12
from somewhere behind me, followed
32:14
by the largest splash I'd ever heard of my life,
32:16
even though it was far off I
32:18
felt small droplets of water fall onto my head
32:20
and neck. My
32:24
mind screamed at me that it had
32:26
to be gargantuan in order to
32:29
cause a splash giant enough to reach me. Even
32:33
still, I continued to paddle toward shore, watching
32:35
land grow larger and larger in my gaze.
32:38
That horrifying day was almost a month ago now.
32:44
It was for the rest of my life I'll
32:47
never understand how
32:49
I managed to get away. Such
32:53
a giant beast must have finished with those
32:55
small fish in seconds. The
32:57
only conclusion I can come to is one
33:00
that turned my blood
33:02
to ice. It
33:06
wasn't interested enough to pursue me because
33:09
it already
33:12
fed. When
33:16
I made it to shore, emerging from the surf, by
33:19
the end of the ocean's edge, I must have looked
33:21
like a madman to those staying there, tumbling
33:24
off my paddleboard and dashing forward, screaming about
33:26
my friend being dragged under and killed by
33:28
a sea monster. My
33:32
mind was fried from the adrenaline and horror that
33:34
it had consumed it. The police
33:36
were, of course, called. When
33:38
they asked for my statement, as much as I knew they
33:40
wouldn't believe me, I still told the truth. They
33:43
needed to know. Kevin deserved to have
33:45
the truth told, and I was right. They
33:50
didn't. Not
33:54
entirely, anyway. They
33:58
did believe the two of us had been attacked. by something,
34:01
more than likely a shark, as
34:03
I originally thought that it was. They
34:06
sent the Coast Guard out to search the area, but they
34:08
never found the trace of my friend, or his board, for
34:10
that matter. All they found was
34:12
a few floating dead fish. He
34:15
was declared a victim of a shark attack and lost at sea.
34:19
No one blamed me for his death, but I've
34:21
seen them look at me oddly. I've
34:23
seen them whispering to each other when I go to the
34:25
vintage room. I try
34:28
to drink myself into enough of an intoxication stupor
34:30
that I won't dream. No
34:33
doubt I must now look like the crazy man in the
34:35
town to them, ranting and raving about
34:37
things that don't exist, but I know the truth. They
34:42
do exist. All
34:45
the stories I heard my grandfather tell
34:47
me of Serpent of Mount Desert Island,
34:49
Cassie the Castor Bay monster, those
34:51
told about the world
34:54
for centuries. They've
34:56
been true. Scientists
34:58
explain them away, saying they
35:01
were misidentification, superstitious wives'
35:04
tales. The truth
35:06
is, I barely
35:09
began to explore the ocean. There's so much of it.
35:13
It hides in fearsome,
35:16
monstrous things. I
35:18
can't bring myself to go close to the
35:21
water still without wanting to burst into fits
35:23
of screams. I'll ever be
35:25
able to. Not
35:27
without recalling the nightmares that I've had
35:29
every single night since that day. The
35:33
ones that no amount of alcohol can chase away. Nightmares
35:39
my friend flailing in the dark, suffocating embrace
35:41
of the ocean as something
35:43
rushes towards him from the dark,
35:45
its razor-sharp-toothed maw gaping open
35:47
to devour him. I
35:51
know none of you believe me, and frankly, I don't
35:53
care. I'm posting this
35:55
because I hope that it might help make
35:57
living with the memories even
35:59
just a little bit easier to bear. And
36:04
I warn you, I don't
36:08
know how many sea serpents and monsters
36:10
prowl the ocean's depths around the world,
36:12
but I do know there's at least
36:14
one that lives amongst the main coast.
36:19
So please heed my warning even if you don't believe
36:21
me. I have
36:23
an eye out for a yellow and white
36:25
lobster buoy moving through the water, through the
36:27
waves. And
36:30
if you ever do see it, whether you're on a boat or
36:34
a paddle board, for
36:38
the love of God, get
36:42
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36:53
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