0:00

The McElroy brothers are not experts

0:03

and their advice should never be followed. Travis

0:06

insists he's a sexpert, but

0:08

if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11

Also, this show isn't for kids, which

0:14

I mentioned only so the babies out there will

0:16

know how cool they are for listening. What's

0:19

up you cool baby? Hello

1:10

everybody and welcome to my brother my brother

1:12

and me an advice show for the modern era.

1:14

I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I don't like

1:16

letting Griffin go next anymore. I'm taking it back

1:18

to power. What up Trav

1:22

Nation? It's Chaboy. 1.5 Super

1:24

Bowl winner Travis McElroy. Didn't

1:30

we all win the Super Bowl? Well I'm

1:32

just saying that between me and Travis Kelsey.

1:35

Yeah I'll get there in a second. There's

1:37

an average. You'll get to my name? Yeah

1:40

between me and Travis Kelsey there's an average of

1:43

1.5 Super Bowl wins per Travis. Oh

1:45

I see. Okay cool.

1:48

Well as we all know my middle name

1:50

is Dion so big ups to Dion Sanders

1:52

for winning me all of those I don't

1:54

know 0.8% of

1:56

all those Super Bowls that we got together. Big

1:58

ups to Dion And I'm Griffin

2:00

McElroy. I'm Griffin Dion

2:03

McElroy. By this transitive

2:05

property, I have had

2:09

like two and a half really good parts

2:11

and trolls movies. Yeah. That's

2:14

fair. Yeah. Well, in

2:16

a few Super Bowls via Justin Manning,

2:19

everyone's favorite all-star pro quarterback.

2:22

I would like to not split the

2:25

boob reveal from the notorious boob reveal. I

2:27

do not wish to steal credit. No. That's

2:30

all his. Was Mr. Timberlake? He may have

2:32

it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

2:35

yeah. Do that one. Jay

2:37

Timms, he can just keep. He can keep that. Hey,

2:39

listen. Thank you so much. I would

2:41

never yell at my coach. I would gently say, excuse me,

2:44

coach, if you could please. I would like to get back

2:46

into the football game where I violently tackle people, but I'm

2:48

going to ask you very nicely. I

2:51

went to a neighbor's Super Bowl party

2:53

for about three and a half

2:55

minutes, and then I'm not going to name names,

2:57

but some people in my family were jumping on

2:59

the trampoline and some of the shorter members, some

3:01

of the smaller members of the family jumped on

3:03

the trampoline and one of them had a throw

3:05

up, and then we had to immediately go home.

3:07

Must have been the weirdest hosting experience for the

3:10

host of that party, like, what's up? Yeah, man,

3:12

grab a beer. Can't wait for the big, and

3:14

you're leaving. Oh, there's lava in the water. Yeah,

3:16

I see it. I didn't watch this, except I

3:18

did see the part where the man did yell

3:20

at his coach and push him a little

3:22

bit, which I understand, guys.

3:24

Me, more than any of us, particularly the

3:27

two of you on this call with me,

3:29

I get it in sports, you get hooked

3:32

in the thrill of the moment, but it seems like

3:34

the stakes were pretty high for that man to not

3:36

yell and push. Of

3:38

all the scenarios that could have gone well, having 130

3:40

million people and your most famous

3:44

girlfriend person who is

3:46

currently alive watching, it seems like a

3:48

good time to take a

3:51

deep breath and do... I don't know, man.

3:53

I think if I was in the Super

3:55

Bowl, I would be pretty scared. Maybe

3:59

he would have point. Like we assume that

4:01

it's fight or flight baby. I don't think you always

4:03

get to choose which one you're feeling at the time

4:05

Yeah, I don't know man. I feel

4:08

however All

4:10

the Taylor Swift fans that feel right

4:12

now as you're listening to this. Mmm.

4:15

This is actually a transitive statement I'm

4:17

cool where as the opinion

4:19

on those events shift with it with

4:21

the the Swift. Yeah, I so too

4:23

goes my It's shredding earth

4:26

reaction. I get it. Yeah Yeah,

4:28

anything the Swifties decide

4:31

collectively just assume it has my

4:33

full third. Yeah So

4:35

Griffin can I tell you what you missed? Yeah,

4:37

I did. I did not watch a Second

4:40

of this it was a heck of heck

4:42

heck of a football game There's a lot

4:44

of football played out there not a game

4:47

not a single game left on the field

4:49

Griffin you miss plankton showing up Randomly

4:52

causing trouble Larry the loss are

4:54

just wandering around the field sometimes

4:58

Shots of oh did you guys not

5:00

watch the Nickelodeon version where they included

5:02

Spongebob characters randomly throughout the game call?

5:04

No, I wish we had yeah,

5:06

that's the version I watched and to

5:09

try to get my children to care at

5:11

all The only things BB cared

5:13

about one. Hey, there's plankton and to why

5:16

isn't Travis Kelsey proposing? And I was

5:18

like because baby eyes the he's

5:20

so bad right now It's that our spangled

5:23

banner or because he's in the middle of

5:25

a football play Yeah, because

5:27

it's a car commercial Lots

5:29

of reasons. I would rather

5:31

listen to fucking mr. Krabs prattle

5:33

on about how Every

5:36

football players a wimp these days. Yeah, and

5:38

in his day they played a hard-nosed tackle

5:40

football I don't know the entire game listen

5:42

to Tony Romo proud along. Yeah. Yeah, that's

5:44

why I watched it. Can I do a

5:47

joke? Yeah, oh, yeah, go ahead.

5:49

I wasn't a joke by the way. Yeah. No, buddy

5:51

This is I watched the HBO

5:53

telecast and it was sort of the same thing

5:56

He said you had Tony Soprano popping up there

5:58

to be like Yeah,

6:01

there goes another interception. Yeah,

6:05

that's when one of the men catches the football that

6:07

wasn't supposed to. Wait,

6:09

why I ought to. Can

6:13

I get back to my thing? Yeah, good.

6:15

Okay, thank you. They had

6:17

Patrick Star and SpongeBob doing commentary from

6:19

the booth, which I guarantee they were

6:21

like, this is gonna be a slam

6:23

dunk idea. Listen, this is

6:25

not a judgment on the voice actors or

6:27

their execution, but it did result in a

6:30

lot of SpongeBob being like, oh, so he

6:32

caught the ball. And Patrick being

6:34

like, oh, he got tackled. Such

6:36

a long time. When they go into

6:38

that place, it's so exhausting to

6:40

be in the SpongeBob cave and digging out the

6:42

door. And they were mo-capping. Oh,

6:44

yeah, no way, man. Yeah, I would get

6:46

so tired even after spending a second inside

6:48

of Patrick Star's deranged mind.

6:51

Horrifying. Griffin,

6:54

the only thing I want to talk to you about is Jake Moody. Jake

6:57

Moody is a player that I've been thinking about the

6:59

entire football game and I'm thinking about still to this

7:01

day. So let me give you a quick rundown on

7:03

Jake Moody. Okay, Griffin? Yeah. Jake

7:05

Moody is a kicker for the Niners, right?

7:07

Yeah. He gets up there

7:10

and he is a

7:12

good kicker, man. You would almost have to be at this

7:14

level. You'd

7:17

have to be, right? Yeah. So

7:21

the 49ers go up on the Chiefs 16-13 and he comes out

7:23

to kick the point

7:25

after. Important

7:32

to note, earlier in this game, he

7:34

had kicked the longest field

7:37

goal in Super Bowl history. Oh, cool. Only

7:39

to then like half a quarter later,

7:42

the Chiefs kicker came out and said,

7:44

okay, here's one two years longer. And

7:47

like broke his record. Yeah, he just had his

7:49

record broken, so he's in his head already. Yeah,

7:51

yeah. Moody's in his head. He goes

7:53

out to kick the extra point and

7:55

give him a four-point lead, which is very different

7:58

from a three-point lead. Yeah. three

8:00

points is super easy, he goes out

8:02

there and it gets absolutely blocked. Just

8:05

go out in. Just shut down. Like,

8:07

don't care. Like, it was a goof.

8:09

Like, he was doing a fun one.

8:12

Yeah. For class. And then he, and

8:14

then I proceeded to spin the rest of my

8:16

game, the game, thinking like, how

8:19

his feelings must be going throughout the

8:21

rest of the game. Yeah, he's over

8:23

there finkling on the bench real hard.

8:25

Yeah, sure. Right. So there

8:28

is 16, 13. This is, this

8:31

is not looking good because it gets blocked, right?

8:33

But then he

8:35

kicks, he comes out and there's

8:37

a field goal that puts him back up. Nice. Right? So

8:41

then I bet he's coming back

8:43

to the bench like, wow, guys,

8:45

did you see that kick? Amazing.

8:47

Yeah. Really astounding. And

8:49

then they lose

8:52

the game by two points. And

8:54

I bet at that point, Mr.

8:58

Moody is probably giving it more like, you

9:00

know, in a way, it's almost

9:02

better to lose by three. Yeah. Because it's

9:04

less frustrating. Right. You know what I mean?

9:06

If we lost by two points, there's nothing

9:09

I can do about that, Coach. Score two

9:11

touchdowns. There's nothing to do about that. But

9:13

like this one, history does not hang on

9:15

that. No way, dog. And there were different moments

9:17

in this game where the eye history was going

9:19

to be replaced that one a lot. If you

9:21

are that to your point, doesn't if you are

9:24

the one on the team who gets the three

9:26

points and you don't lose by

9:28

three points or anything divisible by three, that's

9:30

probably dope as fuck. You

9:34

win by three points. That's going down. That

9:36

one's for the bucks. That was going down.

9:38

I also want to talk about the 49ers

9:40

quarterback, Rock Purdy. And first of

9:42

all, powerful name. What's that name

9:45

again, cowboy? Rock Purdy. Sounds

9:47

like a Pokemon trainer you would go

9:49

up against all rock type. I'm Brock

9:51

Purdy. And that's not Brock's

9:53

last name, but wouldn't it be? And

9:57

I wonder if you mean Mr. Irrelevant.

9:59

Yeah. If there is

10:01

rules in place of like, hey, cause

10:03

I know when you win the Superbowl,

10:06

you have to stay on the field

10:08

to do interviews and like get handed

10:10

things. Are there rules about when you

10:12

leave the Superbowl, there's X amount of

10:14

minutes you have to be present so

10:17

we can film you. Because they cut

10:19

to Mr. Purdy sitting on his bench,

10:21

looking very sad while chief color ticker

10:24

tape rained down around him. As he sat

10:26

down a bit, just

10:29

Charlie Browning so hard as

10:31

ticker tape rained down around him and

10:34

I kept thinking leave. You

10:37

can go, you don't have to stay

10:39

there sad. If I lose the Superbowl,

10:41

I'm not gonna stop

10:43

running. I'm chugging off, waving. And then

10:45

he has to do the interviews too.

10:48

Hey guys, everybody, that's

10:50

mean. Let's not do it anymore.

10:52

Let him go home. He's

10:54

not gonna, your questions are not gonna

10:56

help him improve the Superbowls over. You're

10:58

just asking like, so what's it like

11:00

to lose the Superbowl? He's like, well,

11:03

the shittiest thing I've ever felt. It's

11:06

so shit. Imagine

11:08

you were called Mr. Irrelevant because you were the

11:10

last draft pick and then you were a quarterback

11:12

in the Superbowl and they were like, that'd be

11:14

so amazing. He's like, yes, it's really good. Now

11:17

imagine it's all snatched away from you. Now

11:20

did we lose by a multiple of seven?

11:22

No, so I don't take any fucking credit.

11:24

I don't do any of the three point

11:26

stuff. That was on special teams for not

11:29

getting a safety. So go talk to special

11:31

teams Stevie over there. Fuck up.

11:35

I actually did my job. I

11:39

did my job. We scored

11:41

some touchdowns. Yeah. I

11:43

don't know. Damn, that's the longest

11:45

genuine sports talk I think we've ever had on this show.

11:47

I know, that's the best we can do. We're gonna give

11:49

you a moment to hug. That was

11:51

really good. But you know, dad,

11:54

if you've been waiting to go watch Reacher,

11:57

now's the time. Now you're, daddy, we're done with

11:59

that. This is sports go watch Reacher now. And

12:02

I believe Justin is talking to the

12:04

putonic dad listening, not just our dad,

12:06

but every dad listening. If you're ready

12:08

to check out go watch Reacher. Every

12:11

dad listens to our show at 2.5 speed

12:14

just hoping to hear Reacher and then they notice

12:16

stop it. Dropped to

12:18

0.5 times speed because we don't talk about Reacher

12:20

that fucking often man. Yeah, that's how we give

12:22

them the kick. Right now they're able

12:24

to go back up a level to get to Reacher. I'm

12:30

a film student, this is an advice show I

12:32

meant to mention. I'm a film student currently taking

12:34

a sound mixing class. Oh man,

12:36

I would love to take a sound mixing class. That

12:40

is sound engineering. I wish I had so wish that

12:43

that is what we do here every

12:45

week on the show. Though if you think about we might just okay,

12:47

which I wish I'd done taking a class to do it. Well,

12:50

yeah, we mix our sounds together in

12:52

this pot called comedy. I kind

12:54

of learned how to do sound stuff on the

12:56

streets. I've kind of been smart when it comes

12:59

to live podcasting and stuff. Right, yeah, for sure.

13:01

The first assignment is to create a sound

13:03

self portrait in which I must gather a

13:05

collection of sounds that somehow describes me. So

13:08

my question is, how would you all describe

13:10

yourselves with sound? And what can I do

13:12

to figure out what sounds are best for me? That's

13:15

from searching for sounds in Utah. What an excellent question.

13:17

That is a great question. I've never thought

13:19

of how you describe yourself with sounds. How

13:22

do I describe myself in sound? Yeah.

13:26

I know everybody gets really annoyed with the

13:28

costume maker when it's making a bunch of

13:30

noise. Yeah, but they sure do like it

13:32

when the coffee comes through. Oh boy. That's

13:35

kind of like I feel like that grinder sometimes.

13:37

I really like that one. It's also nice in

13:39

the morning. It's a little bit of an oasis

13:41

because the kids are like, you

13:43

know, and just for those 51

13:46

seconds twice while the grinders going,

13:50

making the maximum amount it can grind to

13:53

discrete times for me

13:55

to enjoy. Those are 102 seconds

13:58

in a row. highlight

14:00

my day. Justin enjoys a sort of caffeine porridge

14:03

every morning. Yeah. A flurry of you

14:05

will. A hearty brew. I mean

14:08

you guys know my zombie. No need to strain it.

14:10

His teeth will be that. You

14:13

know what my zombie. What?

14:15

Laughter. Gross. Oh

14:18

Griffin, that's so sweet. Of

14:20

a child or an adult. From a comedian such as yourself.

14:22

A child or an adult. My sound, when I

14:25

leave this world, the reverberations that

14:27

I will leave behind of sound

14:29

will be the laughter of my

14:32

enemies. Yeah. Yeah.

14:34

Okay. So you can create kind of

14:36

a mini stages of life where first

14:38

it's a child's laughter, then it's a

14:40

granddad's laughter, then it's your enemy's laughter.

14:42

And that's how we'll know you're dead.

14:45

Yeah. And the haters will love that. And they'll

14:47

be laughing their heads off. And I'll and you

14:49

know what? I'll float over them like a ghost.

14:51

Like, uh oh. Looks like I finally made my

14:53

haters laugh. Looks like the last laugh. Oh,

14:56

boom. I didn't realize we were going to

14:58

go kind of, uh,

15:00

I don't know, metaphorical with this. I was gonna

15:03

say take a microphone and rub it all over

15:05

my body while I record. Right. And that's what's

15:07

down to me. That's what I was thinking. Yes.

15:09

And we'll print that in a gold record and

15:11

launch it into space. And then aliens will be

15:14

able to recreate you from the sort of

15:16

just sound profile of your, of your

15:18

form. That's incredible. What incredible technology. Yeah,

15:20

man. Yeah. Aliens, dude. Dude. You heard

15:22

about these guys? Have you

15:24

heard about these guys? Aliens? They can't

15:26

do it, man. You never think they

15:28

must have shitty technology. Yeah. They're listening

15:31

to us with 10 cans on strings.

15:33

If one of us was gonna get abducted by

15:36

the aliens. Yeah. Oh, finally. Would

15:38

Travis be the best candidate for it?

15:40

I think on site. I think if

15:42

the aliens are observing this planet and

15:44

they see the three of us, I

15:47

think it will be more fun in their minds

15:49

to be like, well, what if we use that

15:51

one as the sort of like, you don't think

15:53

Graphen represents more of an every man slice of

15:55

life of humanity that you would want. For sure.

15:57

For sure. But I think the aliens looked at

15:59

this. three of us, they would be bored with me.

16:03

They would definitely look at the two of you

16:05

and be like, okay, they have hair all over.

16:07

So that's what the hairless one, the smooth, pure

16:12

one, he's gone, he's out, it's gotta be the two hairy

16:15

boys. And I think between the two of you, they're gonna

16:17

say, Travis, but

16:19

when you're doing a science experiment, where you like have

16:21

a rat in a maze, you're not like, give me

16:24

the coolest rat you can find, right? You're like, give

16:26

me an average. Sorry, Travis. Sorry, Travis, you wouldn't,

16:28

you wouldn't say that? I

16:30

would, but that's why I'm not a scientist,

16:32

Griffin. That's why I'm the bad boy of

16:34

podcasting. Travis would just be, I just feel

16:37

like Travis would be full

16:39

Zayfob Beebelbrox in a heartbeat instant. Oh yeah,

16:41

no, listen, I'm way too into it. I

16:44

think that's why I think they'd be like,

16:46

no, that guy, he's too excited. Griffin and

16:48

I would get to space like two weeks

16:50

later and we get on the ISS. Yes,

16:52

that's what's happening up there. Thank you. Read

16:55

a book. Come on. We get the ISS. All the clues

16:57

are there, Mr. Bleeclin. Oh yeah, this is,

16:59

this is Carl Flern. He's from the Flern.

17:02

J, good definition. Yeah. Quick, come over here,

17:04

Flern. You'll love this guy. Yeah. He's a

17:06

riot. Yeah. No, I

17:08

would, I would acclimate. Well, I just

17:10

don't think I would be first choice.

17:13

I feel like I would spend several weeks

17:15

just explaining what a bed is. Yeah. Cause

17:18

this is the list. This is not a

17:20

bed. Start over. Yeah. Try again. Okay. I

17:23

don't. I need comfort is what I'm saying.

17:25

I don't think there are various like slopes

17:27

or pods or whatever they're doing is going

17:29

to work for me. They're not going to

17:31

have it figured out. No, they're not going

17:34

to accommodate me. In fact, if you are,

17:36

if you see the beam of light blast

17:38

into your window, grab onto your

17:40

bed frame as tightly as you possibly can, and

17:42

maybe it'll get sucked up in the funnel. Uh,

17:44

also that's going to be best case for you

17:46

up there. Maybe the aliens will be chill and

17:49

let you use your comfort item.

17:52

Like I have five comfort. I have

17:54

five essential sleep talismans. Yeah. No way.

17:56

Yeah. No way that I'm going to

17:59

get cozy. Space ship. Guys, like,

18:01

my fucking pillow game at this point

18:03

is so, I have a pillow that

18:05

is very special. And when you buy

18:08

the pillow, it comes with an extra

18:10

bag of stuffing that is just the

18:12

size of the pillow. And

18:14

literally over the course of maybe two weeks,

18:16

I was like, sprinkle here,

18:19

a little bit here. But

18:22

I finally found the right pillow. It looks

18:24

almost identical to my wife's pillow. So like,

18:26

I'm not sure how much my alchemy actually

18:28

made a difference, but I cannot, I gotta

18:30

have it. I need it so bad or else I

18:32

can't do my work. I have

18:35

a cube shaped pillow for sleep, a

18:37

log shaped pillow to hold, my

18:41

Bluetooth headband, and my two wrist

18:43

braces for carpal tunnel. Without them,

18:45

I'm not getting a link. You're

18:47

just fucking ready player one over

18:49

there. Just jack it in. Jack

18:52

it into the landscape. Sometimes

18:55

Cindy kisses me goodnight. She says, I

18:57

love you, RoboCone. I love you. You

19:00

do too. And

19:05

my future mother-in-law put a pee underneath

19:07

my mattress. I can't sleep at all,

19:09

you guys. We're having a real hard

19:11

time over here. To bring it

19:14

back to the sound. Oh yeah. Where

19:16

are you guys out on white noise, Ritlar? Have to.

19:19

Cindy and I have had a real divide in our home

19:22

because any white noise is really

19:24

grating for us. Oh, interesting. I don't believe

19:26

the fan on above the stove too long.

19:29

It starts to stress her out. Me,

19:32

I gotta have my shit. If it's quiet when I

19:34

sleep, in order for me to

19:36

sleep, I need what I like to call sensory

19:38

neutral. Yeah. Where

19:40

it's not too much, but it's also not too little.

19:43

Right? Where I have achieved

19:45

a perfect balance of sound or

19:49

temperature or whatever is

19:51

in contact with my body. Not too much, not

19:53

too little. The idea of a weighted blanket terrifies

19:56

me. No way.

19:58

No, it's choice. Gonna go hiking sometimes.

20:01

My Keezer fabric is wrong. you know in

20:03

a I like I'm of the idea of

20:05

like now let me make it so big

20:07

Flat Stanley's laying on top of. you know,

20:09

saying yeah I like it cold enough in

20:12

the bedroom that I feel like I'm surviving

20:14

against the odds like I am. Are you

20:16

will have into a fun town Primer be?

20:18

Ah yes exactly. I need that. Like if

20:20

you get out of bed your decision is

20:23

Mallory Games for your bag of a new

20:25

floor. Yeah you guys think that. Look.

20:28

Like. Couldn't. Sleep. Without

20:30

being inside of a taunt on for like a

20:32

couple weeks after that. Yeah once you get it,

20:34

once you have like I'm saying that high that

20:36

was not wearing. I play every night they bring

20:38

this zed I master a new time time med

20:40

sci sir. Go through a lot thoughts on what

20:43

they do it as a fucking you're not supposed

20:45

to ask what are your. Hair

20:47

of only by now users. Now I'm on the

20:50

our lives. Me, a

20:52

firm handshake and some some awful.on

20:54

me and that was yeah. weird.

20:56

I don't understand. What

20:58

I'm no well rested. the look

21:01

at it, he's yelling at the

21:03

runway. Yeah, it's the tonsil. Because

21:05

I buy this. I'll never go.

21:09

To see no Griff because he misses.

21:12

Danny. De Vito ounce for sale. Got

21:14

back together for an hour. Sounds like I

21:16

really miss of fuckin bang up year for

21:18

advertise the mouse a mentor tell you about

21:20

that Have had the whole ad was that.

21:24

It. Was a minute long and the whole ad

21:26

was does that are of for Snigger has

21:28

an accident because he grew up in Austria

21:30

yes I read as literally was though he's

21:32

like like a good name off and they're

21:34

like neighbor and some am. I got the

21:36

middle of this off and then at the

21:38

end. They're. Like we have a solution

21:40

and dead the reader. So have to say the

21:42

word. And can I just say State Farm you

21:44

hired. Aren't. You new white

21:47

male What he I found via what he

21:49

sounds You know what that's like. So why

21:51

the fuck are you like nitpicky is out

21:53

now like you know that's how also runs.

21:55

Is the fiction in this world? Med.

21:59

Danny Devito Can. Only say the word

22:01

neighbor good. It when he says is

22:03

that motto is he like Weingarten i them for

22:05

the last last. One. I get

22:07

him for the whole and I just use him.

22:09

save money. Arnold Schwarzenegger is expensive, I assume. That

22:12

they're book the Cameo with him. Probably.

22:15

Very pricey. I don't even know he does

22:17

to. He may be even to censor for

22:19

Cameo. Believe it, or am I actually batted.

22:21

That's why they're both pretty busy. Yeah.

22:25

Only. Want to run for governor about

22:27

that multiply don't think are sources her

22:30

still the Governor Travel I might you

22:32

albums that are being a Governor Young

22:34

the always our governor. Your.

22:36

Bass Amp Gov. That's. A

22:38

great point. Ah,

22:44

Ah, let's do the Christmas yes I

22:46

urge you to around Mormons out of

22:48

the Wizards The throne. A. I

22:51

buy me I'll wait flames and is a really

22:53

answer. By the way I thought oh this for

22:55

your sound portrait. Tell a story right? Long story

22:57

and then. Ah, just pull

22:59

every arm and or and brass

23:02

and make that into a saying

23:04

yes every time you make sound

23:06

without thinking about is your portrait

23:08

Boom Hundred percent a plus. You're.

23:10

Welcome Yeah, I'm

23:13

sorry Griffin, Just two more things cause

23:15

you'd out of the cultural white guy.

23:17

Yes, Ah Roberta of Can

23:19

in the second is an ad.

23:22

And. If so, I'd the radio waves had

23:24

been hijacked. Yeah, it was insane. It

23:27

was that a just a copy of

23:29

the candidates Rick Him It is like

23:31

his dad's abbott as his face are

23:33

imposed In this I'll wager at As

23:35

and also Griffin. just super quick. Twisters.

23:38

Yet Suisse's is becoming very. Twisters.

23:41

Matters Guys The ad.

23:44

For. The sequel to Twist Who started

23:46

and ah, sitting are both of course

23:48

on our feet. Yeah, Huge Twister fans

23:51

and I started saying out loud, honey,

23:53

is it's Twisters. honey was it's

23:55

twisters bay was it's twisters yeah and it was

23:57

twister as a very diverse experience and when Teresa

23:59

and I watched it and it finished and said

24:02

Twisters and she looked at me and she goes

24:04

can you believe that? And I said

24:07

and I responded yeah I really can. Yeah

24:10

absolutely. I don't know why Hollywood spends so much

24:12

money on focus groups when they could just get

24:14

Teresa in there. Could you be like wow. This

24:16

is what you did? Alright. Okay so this is

24:19

where we're going with this. Is there a cow

24:21

joke in the Twisters trailer? That's all

24:23

cows now. Griffin

24:26

the wild thing though is they have

24:28

the little dorsey, the robot that has

24:30

it looks exactly exactly the same. The

24:32

technology has not evolved. We're still sucking

24:34

an R2D2 full of bath bombs. Maybe

24:37

that's what happened to the T-Golfs of Twisters

24:39

where it's just like they're using that and

24:41

they're like we have drones. Do you guys

24:43

want a drone? That will be the evolution

24:45

like oh you think we're done? I

24:49

have a camera that took a picture of God

24:51

so we can definitely see inside of this. No

24:53

we need to drive inside and release this trash

24:55

can. Oh my God. No. Why would

24:57

you do that? The

25:00

trash can does science that will save people

25:02

from Twisters. No we enjoy

25:04

the Twister porno blossom. What are

25:06

you talking about? We have to see what's

25:08

inside the Twister. It's not a black hole.

25:10

It's bad. We could take a picture of

25:12

it from on top. What are you talking

25:14

about? What's inside the Twister is everything that

25:16

the Twister moved over and then went up.

25:18

That's how Twisters work and do it. Yeah

25:21

we've done the science now. We could

25:23

officially say from science don't get

25:25

inside a tornado. It's bad in

25:28

there. It's horrible cool robot. Move

25:30

away. Yeah that

25:32

was the plot of also the movie Volcano which is

25:34

they just looked over the lid of a volcano and

25:36

were like it sucks in there. Yeah we got to get out

25:38

of here. Get later. Hey can we talk about something

25:40

from the wizard though? Oh yeah with the wizard thing.

25:43

Madeline sent this in. Thank you Madeline.

25:46

And this one's huge for us. We are recording

25:48

this episode a bit early and I think this

25:50

will give us punks some

25:53

fuel for the fire and that

25:56

is how to celebrate anti-Valentine's day.

26:00

My eyes, that's twisted. Twitter:

26:02

I'm up Mrs Written and

26:04

reviewed by our a life

26:07

coach named Seth Hall and

26:09

Estate. Thanks for your work

26:11

here! Said I'm add set

26:13

as going through the Valentine's

26:16

Day. Maybe. You had a recent

26:18

breakup. Maybe you think the holidays to idiotic

26:20

for to commercial? Why not celebrate? Anti.

26:22

Valentine's Day. Make

26:25

it fun! An empowering sat. And.

26:28

Ema. Reader. Do.

26:30

Assessed for yourself. Throw.

26:32

An anti Valentine's bass? why not throw a bass

26:34

And limited to people without a significant other see

26:37

it also include couples who are sick of a

26:39

holiday but not be all, ruin it with cuddling.

26:41

Another romantic overseers. Mara. Oh my god

26:43

and f u cel like the coolest fun

26:46

as part of a the have a party

26:48

where are the others as a three year

26:50

order fountain seeping out and like ever let

26:52

everyone take turns smacking it a time let

26:55

everyone had turned smacking at a time or

26:57

to. Make sure there's something

26:59

fun inside. Have fun with the drinks. How about

27:01

a blood orange mosquito? That. Says make

27:03

wondering okay can I say what I

27:06

love about this or to from his

27:08

home, his seventies I'd say I have

27:10

an idea and then proceeds to live

27:12

off like something that's been in I

27:14

think legally contractually every sitcom or like

27:17

tv show or movie that's ever been

27:19

made about like romance and stuff like.

27:21

but this one's just for single people

27:23

may as well. Ma'am we get it.

27:25

You could have a that already, whatever

27:28

you want. There's some people I'm sure

27:30

who recognize the holiday in that way.

27:32

I am. Mr Fide it does sound

27:34

like set and suggesting you fill may

27:36

be a heart shaped and yada whole of

27:39

sweet blood orange where he tells and then

27:41

let friends basket and then lap up

27:43

of the the beverage as as I am

27:45

now they are already started with my sir

27:47

I am all here for am a comical

27:50

pin yaddas you guys know that riot

27:52

if it's like is massa and will never

27:54

and bio comes out his last year went

27:56

along there's a big receive there is some

27:59

ass open the. A comes out. I

28:01

love this yeah I ask you smash

28:03

up an hour ago person save money

28:05

on it was that it's guts on

28:07

the fourth. the all is fine. It's

28:09

disgusting. the mental image you have just

28:11

concert into invite someone out to dinner.

28:13

This could be another single friend. But

28:16

Merit, or even a casual acquaintance you'd like

28:18

to get to know better. On as

28:21

on Valentine's to offer held surprising

28:23

I admired about that. Yeah,

28:25

What do you think? Rebecca A.

28:27

Her. This. Is again and

28:29

six had set his right to this with

28:31

the how article for himself to empower himself.

28:34

Ah, Got it, You got it. You.

28:36

Can live outside the cause I think some

28:38

hobbies dumber than others ryan or even live

28:40

you can. You can not participate. But.

28:43

You cannot stridently and the globe who moves

28:45

that you cannot stridently just decide the you

28:47

live in is a different reality. Rights you

28:50

can't just invite view of. I actually out

28:52

of do Valentine's Day So it is normal

28:54

for us to go to Billy Bob's When

28:56

are we end as friends and nothing more?

28:59

See, this is a thing right? as soon

29:01

as you're like hey you're my best friend

29:03

or whatever and I know about don't have

29:05

plans rounds I say let's hang out together

29:08

Perfectly fine and normal. Yep normal them back

29:10

and you're like hey this is an anti

29:12

Valentine's Day dates. For advice and like

29:14

hey man was not do that.

29:16

It's also weird to be like

29:18

I want to get to know

29:20

you tonight and I yeah I

29:23

see the calendar tonight tonight and

29:25

I know it's gonna be hard

29:27

to find anywhere to go see

29:29

cause of read everything. Yeah. I

29:31

think of pretty cool sure fire way

29:33

to do this February thirteenth. You.

29:36

Hop on a red eye flight to Tolkien Arena

29:38

Airport. As. He has over the international

29:40

they. Were. To

29:42

go. The. Valentine's Day. Something to the

29:45

bottom of the Marianas Trench. You.

29:47

Didn't even skipping. I didn't even do

29:49

fab four team this year. guy who.

29:51

I. Was. In. The air. On

29:54

Sept. fourteen. I miss it. I was must miss our

29:56

nose in the air. I'm.

29:59

Give this. Your single friends you may

30:01

discover you're not alone. have the World

30:03

Seems on Cloud Nine on Valentine's Day

30:05

today. But don't want to sell Valentine's

30:07

Day. Valentine's Day isn't just

30:10

explicitly like smooth everybody's rice or like

30:12

only salute your significant other is like

30:14

yeah, The class today it is hanging

30:17

out lollipop. The everyone in class rise

30:19

of the idea of like hey, get

30:21

this anti Valentine's Day I'm going to

30:24

give presents the people I care about.

30:26

Hey ah well, guess what man. That's.

30:29

Exactly what it is. I guess

30:31

a. Class. Valentine

30:33

us have gotten. A

30:35

little bit. Like. More.

30:38

Forward the me where I think an hour

30:40

day As we were shopping around for stuff

30:42

the Henry to hand out there were a

30:44

few passages that were like i've gotta I

30:47

am really crushing on you and it's like

30:49

back in mind I would like you about

30:51

your toilet. I

30:57

don't I sell on survivor millennials? I don't

30:59

know what that is. Why the way ah

31:02

you doubtful on have a gun. Not

31:05

before his eyes. I love Isaac.

31:07

Understanding. Is the guy knows how

31:09

the I don't want to know. It's. A

31:11

guy comes, every client is a crazy bottom of

31:13

course. Is. A toy around the Cbd

31:15

toilet and we are love company to have it

31:17

in the south of play to write music. You're.

31:20

Going to feel better if you play music with

31:22

an anti Valentine's Day by this is true. If

31:24

you're sitting at home or you're hosting a party

31:26

Spam you sell me. Some.

31:29

Vibes some tunes. Favour.

31:31

Ready Her! I buy our am. What

31:34

makes a great price? Everybody yeah he

31:36

said that is of dread that snacks

31:38

over there are Tailored says it's his

31:40

everybody her but yeah it was acting

31:42

as that habit. Now let me push

31:44

back against that have as if you

31:46

are fighting. Valid as you

31:48

are throwing an anti Valentine's Day I

31:50

think to listening to music that makes

31:53

you very sad. That's again just kind

31:55

of Valentine's Day. oh

31:57

anti valentine's day you chances

32:00

lose at Valentine's Day. Do you know what I

32:02

mean? And you're sitting by yourself, you know what

32:04

I mean? Not having a great time. You've lost

32:06

valentine. But you mean steal my sunshine. Steal

32:09

my sunshine isn't great. You can't steal my

32:11

sunshine, right? And like that's exude.

32:13

That was also REM, right? No.

32:18

It was still, if you steal my

32:20

sunshine. That one, you know, you get

32:22

it. By REM. That wasn't REM.

32:24

Hey, Griffin, that wasn't REM and I desperately need

32:26

you to know that. No, it was Ellie and

32:28

it was Lynn. Lynn. But

32:31

it wasn't REM. No,

32:34

no, no. You got to do top thumbing. Top

32:36

thumbing is another good anti Valentine's Day song. Juice,

32:39

do you have any before I reveal the correct answers? Grandma

32:42

got run over by a reindeer. Now

32:45

we're fucking cooking with gas. Yeah, one

32:47

good way to beat Valentine's Day is

32:49

to just do Christmas on it. That

32:51

would be awesome. That's powerful. You get

32:54

like a Christmas aftershock. A

32:57

couple months later, a year and a month and

32:59

a half later after it and then you're sitting.

33:03

I wanna pitch a good one

33:05

and maybe we could do this next year. Like there

33:08

could be two holidays that happen at the

33:10

same time. Yes. It's

33:12

Valentine's Day and my bloody Valentine.

33:14

Okay. And it's Halloween again.

33:18

If you don't wanna do Valentine's Day, you

33:20

cannot do both. Okay. But everybody loves Halloween,

33:22

right? But it's so far away. That's

33:25

true. It's a little Halloween on February

33:27

14th. Yes. If

33:29

you were cool. We thought so. If you were

33:31

cool. It's the only scary holiday. All the other

33:33

holidays are like love, thankful. Like

33:35

we love. And if you were like, we

33:38

need more like, no, this one's spooky, but

33:40

this one's more existential threat. Right, we have

33:42

different things throughout. What if

33:44

we just did election day on February

33:48

14th? I'm putting this idea

33:50

together as I say it. No way,

33:52

really. And you can only do one. And

33:55

then also we don't have the whole

33:57

year isn't then election year. It's

34:00

you get that shit done February 14th. But

34:03

if you- It would be nice to go ahead

34:05

and know. Yeah, that would be nice to know.

34:07

Yeah, which way they would love to know. Which

34:09

way they gonna get us, please? Just now is

34:11

good, February 14th. Yes, that would

34:14

be cool. I have stuff coming up, I'd rather

34:16

not have this- What if they did that, but

34:18

it- This sort of damocles dangling, just let us

34:20

know, yeah? Just

34:22

know, and then you, but it

34:24

still doesn't change over to the end of the year.

34:26

So you get some time like, what am I? Yeah.

34:29

What am I gonna do about this? What did you

34:31

do? I don't know. Now I know we're sitting

34:33

away from Valentine's Day, but just one day

34:35

without any heads up, like

34:37

White House just posts on their Instagram stories, like,

34:40

who do you think should be president? And it's

34:42

just a poll, and they leave it up for

34:44

like 20 minutes. Yeah. And then it's done, and

34:46

it's just like, oh shit, I gotta go vote.

34:48

And you're running, you're like, ah, I missed it.

34:50

Yeah. I voted on the TikTok

34:52

job. It cost like 30% less to vote

34:54

there. It costs so much

34:57

to vote on Instagram. I went on a date with

34:59

Valentine's, with my wife on Valentine's

35:01

Day, so I could not vote this year, legally.

35:03

Damn it. Shoot, I really wanted to make myself

35:05

heard. Play the right

35:07

music. Okay, here we go. Tainted,

35:09

touchdown. See, I wanna

35:11

vote. Democracy.

35:14

I love my wife. I just still

35:16

be able to vote. Whoa, that's a

35:18

good evil. Yeah. I made

35:20

these reservations weeks ago. Yeah.

35:22

Tough place to get out, but I

35:25

still love democracy. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

35:28

Forefathers, my wife. Is

35:31

this a guy who loves his wife? Yeah. How

35:34

do I choose? Yeah. I'm

35:36

a citizen, right? Same as you. I

35:39

got my rights. I

35:43

love my wife, you love my wife. Should

35:45

still vote. I

35:48

don't know if she's gonna vote or not. She's

35:50

gonna follow it. Can

35:52

you imagine if you chose date and

35:55

your partner chose vote? Oh

35:57

no. If

35:59

that happens. If that happens, I mean

36:01

that's – now we're in the prisoner's

36:03

dilemma. That could be a cool way

36:05

to celebrate Valentine's Day is to just

36:07

incorporate some

36:11

trust games into proceedings.

36:14

By the way, guys, my wife got me a Valentine's Day

36:16

card for the first time in seven

36:18

years that either of us

36:20

has exchanged anything for Valentine's Day. That's a hostile act,

36:23

right? That's a betrayal. That is a hostile act. Yeah.

36:25

Okay, some possibilities include Tainted Love by

36:27

Soft Cell, You Oughta Know by Elena

36:30

Smoresett, What's Love Got to Do With

36:32

It by Tina Turner. Let's

36:34

play a game. This is the escalation game. When you

36:36

guys think I have said the best song on this

36:38

list, say so, and

36:41

we'll stop there. Okay, okay, okay, okay. We'll see who gets it

36:43

right. Tainted Love by Soft Cell, Tainted

36:46

Love by Soft Cell, You Oughta Know by Elena

36:48

Smoresett, What's Love Got to Do With It by

36:50

Tina Turner? That's where I

36:52

want to say it, because like What's Love Got to Do With

36:54

It by Tina Turner rules. Since You've

36:56

Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson. Ah, damn

36:58

it. No takers. I know.

37:02

Because I can still think of better ones in

37:04

my life. I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor. I

37:07

mean, that is timeless. I'm still at Since

37:09

You've Been Gone, though. Okay, if

37:11

you're cashing out at Since You've Been Gone, say so. I'm

37:14

cashing out at Since You've Been Gone. Okay, Juice, are

37:16

you cashing out at I Will Survive? No, no, no,

37:18

no, no. There's better ones that I can think of.

37:20

No Action by Elvis Costello. No

37:26

takers? Because the next one's the last one.

37:29

Okay, I'm gonna take No Action. Okay,

37:31

okay, okay. It's My Life by John

37:34

Bovee. Or Bonjour. John

37:38

Bovee. John

37:49

Bovee. John Bovee. He's

37:52

just both by Kelly. Bonjour, John

37:54

Bovee. I'm gonna Try to get

37:56

my eyes out of him. Though

38:00

both my. Earlier

38:03

eras of resident a family. The

38:06

new President Quick gets it will

38:08

be a vote. It's

38:14

eighty thousand dollars of my the

38:17

A membership. Seventy dollars with

38:19

zigzag shop but don't actually by that big

38:21

folding chair with though or yeah man. anyways

38:23

here's a dance of a toilet I guess

38:25

with a guy in it. As

38:29

by so where do live will be skipped. Samba

38:33

read: I just felt like I felt

38:35

like the way that celebrity Doyle a

38:37

Annalisa Keys dance together was inappropriate. I

38:39

bags gimme toilets. Partners going to get

38:41

very upset. Or

38:44

riot prefer to tell me you least once a half

38:46

time sir I didn't know I'll get know I caught

38:48

the tail end of I got the tail end of

38:50

it and they were doing turn down for why I

38:52

believe which was young like here and now yeah. Yeah.

38:55

My kids were not pleased with was

38:57

of the embarrassment they were feeling from

38:59

their parents because we it was live

39:01

in our house when they got our

39:04

syria and loads on an Luna. Again

39:06

I come home and us is a

39:08

mouse. Is there a full blown skate

39:10

dance routine? A Starlight Express themed like

39:12

this exist for my hip. Believe I

39:15

usually try to watch some of the

39:17

Superbowl even I've been out of the

39:19

sport since I discovered that. The beauty

39:21

of hockey ah as in a few

39:24

years I can't believe. The one that

39:26

itis fully to now is apparently the best

39:28

Super Bowl of all time. That isn't that

39:30

is a heartbreaker. I'm just saying that. Was

39:33

usher came out why to allow us plant

39:35

those front yard prisons about how yeah by

39:37

yeah friends with nicer when he did his

39:39

skate. With skating. Dancer exam

39:42

was dressed. Like. A

39:44

character from a post apocalyptic movie

39:46

about skating on but also may

39:49

be about like a flamboyant might

39:51

show. Canada says you are hearing

39:53

like this weird armor voted soon

39:55

so he was soon. so her

39:58

right. Hand. he side of And

40:00

he said we'd never make it here. And I was

40:02

like, well, if you're being specific,

40:04

probably yeah, no one thought you would be doing that.

40:07

I actually think he's reformed at the Super Bowl halftime

40:09

show before. So he should've said it. They didn't think

40:11

we'd make it here again, because they already did it

40:13

once. And what are the odds that I'd get to

40:15

do it twice? In

40:17

the middle of yet, did

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the red hot chili pepper smash through

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the wall, Kool-Aid style? Like, now it's

40:24

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went amp to amp. Damn

40:28

it. That's gotta be cool. Hey,

40:30

speaking of halftime. Yeah, please. It's

40:33

amazing. Our halftime show.

40:41

It's done. It's done.

40:47

Call me R-O-C-K-E-T-M-O-N-E-Y.

40:50

So tell me what you wanna do with me, please. Well,

40:53

I'll tell you what it is. Save money on

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subscriptions I forgot about. I mean, that's a

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41:00

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41:03

did a full inventory of R-O-C-K-E-T-M-O-N-E-Y. Did you

41:05

just highlight and say announcement before you said

41:07

it? Announcement, announcement. I did this this week.

41:09

You don't have to do, this is a

41:12

recorded podcast announcement. We're

41:14

listening. But you interrupted yourself. You interrupted

41:16

yourself with a very important announcement. I

41:18

wanted to frame it, because it was

41:20

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41:23

was kind of frustrating, because there's a few I'd

41:26

forgot about for a little while. Say the ones

41:28

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dumpster money to help me just lose

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help you make money though, Travis? Okay,

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I'm listing sharks. Wait, no,

42:41

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42:55

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42:57

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please. It sounds good. Ooh, candles

43:02

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43:04

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43:06

if I'm going to sell this idea to the

43:08

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43:10

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43:30

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43:37

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43:41

Wow, that's good, Travis. Yeah,

43:44

there's something there. I was thinking

43:46

Chandles, which is like a chat

43:48

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43:51

a good – Chandlers. These are

43:53

my beautiful Chandlers. They smell and

43:55

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46:27

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46:29

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46:31

I'm not gonna talk about. Matt.

46:33

Damon and his friend Ben know and they're

46:35

don't a commercial rights as what they want

46:38

me to do like to heart and I'm

46:40

not going to do it. It was dumb.

46:42

And. I didn't like tried to has that try to

46:44

I'd they tried too hard. As if you know it's

46:46

much that. You. Don't even need to tell me

46:48

anything else about this commercial in order for me to.

46:51

Completely. Visualize every frame of it is a

46:54

one hundred percent. Our jails in Israel is our

46:56

minutes but it's is it was of this off

46:58

is that one funny? If. It

47:00

wasn't funny. I was unmoved. Some other talk about that

47:02

says of so they want me to do amen to

47:04

talk about Reba. Not. Really

47:06

same The. The.

47:08

Superbowl at them know how

47:10

with our starting throw my

47:13

fur ball so proud of

47:15

she say now at all

47:17

over town. And I

47:19

love Reba the i don't get me wrong

47:21

lot of the law to certify bangers. I

47:23

do think that maybe Reba. Is.

47:26

Drifting off, a little bit of

47:28

our national fondness for Dolly Parton

47:30

and is like Dolly Parton can't

47:33

get everything. And maybe we

47:35

also maybe Rebbe's a nice country lady

47:37

that we can also layer is this:

47:39

Are you another unproblematic country lady? Reba?

47:42

Can you be that for us? Because

47:44

we can all have Dolly Parton So.

47:47

I feel like rivers bit of reverse disease and that and

47:49

the and one way she's doing that. Is

47:51

with our friends over at. Sonics,

47:54

wait really up the holy shit i've

47:56

i would be on a guess who

47:58

reba was partnering with I wouldn't

48:00

have put Sonic in the top 20. I'm

48:03

vibrating with excitement. Well

48:06

you're an embarrassing clown because Reba

48:08

loves Sonic. It's one of her

48:10

favorite treats and you didn't know

48:12

that. And I guess you're not a real Reba fan. She

48:15

loves Knuckles and Tails. Look

48:18

how happy she is! Wow, no

48:20

one's ever been so... Really happy, guys. That is...

48:23

Usually when I pick up tater tots my

48:25

face doesn't reflexively form a grim,

48:28

rickness. Maybe

48:30

some of the least fried tater tots

48:33

I've ever seen. Those are some pale

48:35

like guys. She likes a light crisp.

48:38

That's what we're talking about. Don't make them tell me! Yeah.

48:41

Sonic Drive-In, the unconventional yet

48:44

perfect spot. The unconventional

48:46

yet perfect spot for a romantic

48:48

date night is serenading

48:50

taste buds nationwide this month

48:52

with the launch of its

48:54

exclusive Reba's Sweetheart Meal.

48:56

Now I will say this. I'm glad

48:59

they clarified it's exclusive because if Pizza

49:01

Hut had a Reba's Sweetheart Meal featured

49:03

out of some Sonic, I would absolutely

49:05

lose my mind. So it

49:08

is exclusive to Sonic because it is

49:10

comprised of Sonic foods. I don't

49:12

want to be a hater here, Justin. Wow.

49:15

But can we discuss

49:17

the contents of this

49:19

exclusive hand-picked Reba meal?

49:21

We'll get there. This

49:24

limited edition combo meal curated,

49:27

which used to mean something, in collaboration

49:30

with the Queen of Country,

49:32

Reba McIntyre, is poised to

49:34

make hearts skip a beat as it debuts in

49:36

time for Valentine's Day starting February 12. I'm

49:39

also just now noticing that the hash

49:42

brown or the tater tots, excuse me,

49:44

container she's holding appear to

49:46

be like bedazzled or sedazzled in

49:48

some way, which is pretty fancy.

49:52

It is fancy. Thank you. Reba

49:54

McIntyre, renowned American country music singer

49:56

and actress, which again, if you

49:59

have to tell me... And here she is. I

50:01

don't know if that's a great fit. It's just,

50:03

sorry, you want the press release to say, Reba

50:05

McIntyre, you know, Reba? Yeah,

50:09

that would be great, actually. Thank you. Reba,

50:11

no, you're right. You're absolutely right, Griffin. I

50:13

shouldn't be on Facebook. She has long shared

50:15

her love for Sonic, particularly her

50:17

signature order, the Sonic Cheeseburger, with everything

50:20

on it and a side of its

50:22

famous tots. Drawing

50:24

inspiration from Reba's cherished

50:26

Sonic experience. What? Holy

50:29

shit. Just to

50:31

clarify, so we don't breeze

50:33

past this, her curated Sonic

50:35

experience is hamburger and

50:38

tater tots. Ammosake?

50:41

Ammosake, okay. No, that's

50:43

not part of her famous order, though.

50:45

The world-famous order that we can all

50:47

recite by heart is a hamburger and

50:49

tater tots. Oh, famous. Reba.

50:52

You don't know how these music serve.

50:55

You got Elvis Presley in his fried

50:57

peanut butter, banana, bacon sandwich, right? Of

51:00

course, Reba McIntyre and her hamburger

51:02

and tater tots. Yeah.

51:07

Drawing inspiration from Reba's

51:09

cherished Sonic experience is

51:12

a great name for something. It could just be the

51:14

name of her next album. Yeah.

51:17

Well, hey, Reba's cherished Sonic experience. It's a

51:19

new way to be me and Sonic the

51:21

Hedgehog. What

51:25

if Sonic called her, they're like, Reba,

51:27

we know you're crazy about us. And

51:29

she's like, no, I've just said I

51:31

love Sonic over the years. He's

51:34

so funny, he's so fast, and he loves him. Chili

51:38

dogs. Me and Sonic the Hedgehog are

51:41

gonna hit these tuning forks together and

51:43

hold them real close to your chakras.

51:47

She doesn't even know that this is

51:49

a restaurant. She's just holding these up.

51:51

She has an endorsement of Sonic the

51:54

Hedgehog. Yes, I get

51:56

Sonic my full-throated endorsement. Listen.

52:00

Y'all ever played Gicks? Gicks?

52:04

He's a nasty lizard. Eri

52:07

the Acrobat sucks! Reba's

52:10

sweetheart meal is a heartwarming

52:12

tribute to her quote iconic

52:15

taste. Guys, a lot of

52:17

words are being devalued in this press release

52:19

because they used to mean stuff. And I

52:21

don't think iconic, my

52:24

iconic order of a hamburger

52:26

and taterpops. Is

52:28

it possible that the word Reba is being devalued in

52:30

this press release? Yeah, I mean, no,

52:32

it's not being devalued. I'm assuming they cut or

52:34

a check. This limited edition

52:36

Valentine's Day meal combo also includes

52:38

the new chocolate covered

52:40

strawberry shake. This indulgent

52:42

shake features real strawberries and rich chocolate

52:45

flakes hand-mixed into sweet vanilla soft-serve and

52:47

top of the deck. I'm not. Hey,

52:49

can we – I'm looking at this

52:51

picture when something's just occurred to me.

52:54

Go ahead. The cup that it's

52:56

in was a solid

52:58

white styrofoam sonic cup that

53:00

they went, oh, shit, that

53:02

doesn't show anything. So they

53:04

photoshopped a styrofoam cup to

53:07

appear translucent to show the

53:09

shake within. Very

53:11

clearly someone took a slider that

53:13

said cup on it and slid it

53:16

to 1% for the

53:18

purposes of this image. That is a very good

53:20

observation, Travis. I would

53:22

like to read to you Reba

53:24

McEntire's quote in this press release.

53:27

They have milkshake ruins my iconic meal.

53:29

How fucking dare you? How dare you?

53:32

My vision. So

53:37

here's the quote, and it may be my favorite quote I've

53:39

ever read on this show. I may get it tattooed on

53:41

my lower back. Do

53:43

not interrupt me until I am done. My

53:46

boyfriend Rex and I have known each

53:48

other since 1991. After getting

53:50

reacquainted in 2020 at a dinner,

53:53

he found out I love tots. That

53:56

started my nickname, Tater Tot,

53:59

my little sister Susan. eat gave Rex

54:01

the nickname Sugar Tots. So

54:03

now we're the Tots. Sugar and

54:05

Tater, said Reba. We both

54:07

love Tots, especially in Sonic. They're

54:10

our absolute favorite. We even spent most

54:12

memorable Valentine's dinner at Sonic, and we'll

54:14

do the same this year. We

54:17

encourage others to make special Valentine's

54:19

memories at Sonic this year too,

54:22

just like Sugar and Tater. Lower

54:25

them if some door sits amet.

54:27

Oh, wait, shit. Hold on, cut

54:29

it out. I said it. You

54:31

can tell wherever they plugged in, like

54:34

Reba said, is where the press

54:36

person was like, yes, Reba, can

54:38

we bring it back to Sonic?

54:40

Really quick, if that's fair. Oh, right,

54:42

yeah. Rex and

54:44

I shared a passionate kiss in the

54:47

back seat when we first saw it. It's totally

54:49

in love in front of the employees of Sonic. Wait,

54:51

no, Reba, walk it back. Reba, walk it back. If

54:53

you don't get all the guts out of the rabbit,

54:56

it'll go foul. Then the meat's no good, you see.

54:58

No, bring it back to Sonic. No, Reba, Reba, Reba.

55:01

Now, a few stories from

55:03

the 19-year hiatus that Rex and I

55:05

went on. Our paths crossed many

55:07

times in the intervening period. Rex, we're doing

55:09

it as his sexual crusade. But

55:14

then Sonic has a swoop in, and

55:16

I don't know. They should have closed

55:18

with Reba, but instead we closed with

55:21

Mackenzie Gibson. February

55:23

is the month to celebrate love, and there's

55:26

no better way

55:29

to do that than with the

55:31

exclusive Reba's Sweetheart Meal

55:34

and the chocolate-covered strawberry shake. Reba

55:38

McIntyre is a national icon who

55:40

is much more affordable than Dolly Parton,

55:43

but still who has regularly

55:45

shared her love for our craveable menu over

55:47

the years. We've partnered with

55:49

her this month to give

55:51

guests an exclusive Reba's date

55:53

night experience. It

55:56

is truly, truly

55:59

unhinged. that they could

56:01

not work

56:03

this milkshake into

56:05

the rich fiction of

56:07

Reba and Rex's romance. It

56:10

is. They probably came to her

56:12

and like, it would be great, Reba, if you

56:14

said that you also loved it. But

56:18

that would be a lie. I've

56:20

never had the shake. I've never had

56:22

the shake. No, Reba, we

56:24

get you to say like something about how you

56:27

love chocolate covered strawberries. No!

56:29

No! If I drank that whole shake,

56:32

it would clap my ass

56:34

cheeks all week. Reba,

56:36

we wrote you a check for twelve

56:39

and a half thousand dollars. You will

56:41

say exactly what we... Include that in

56:43

your pressure. You think

56:45

I put it for the money? I'm

56:48

doing it for Rex. I want people to know

56:50

we've been hiding in the shadows for too long.

56:53

This is my legacy. Long after I'm

56:55

dust, I want people saying, let's do

56:58

a Reba dinner tonight, honey, for

57:00

this V-Day. There's been

57:02

a vision that you said call this day Reba, because

57:04

my name and my memory will be lost in time

57:06

and memorial, but I'll still have this. This

57:08

special Reba experience. And your

57:10

shake will be dead and

57:12

gone. You hear me, Sonic?

57:15

Your shake will be back

57:17

in the ocean. It belongs

57:19

back into the void where

57:21

it belongs, back into the

57:23

carbon atoms that comprise it.

57:25

I'm immortal. Now

57:29

get the picture, I gotta go. Rex is waiting in

57:31

the car and I left the window cracked. My

57:34

burger and tater tots are iconic. You know

57:36

what that means? That in two thousand years

57:38

monkeys will worship icons of it. There

57:40

will be statues to this. And they'll shit

57:43

on your shake. Anyway, there's been

57:45

a lovely working with you. I'm a big fan. Thank

57:47

you so much. And

57:49

one person is like scrolling through her phone to

57:51

see if they can get young gravy. Just like,

57:53

we've only got a few days till Valentine's Day.

57:57

Um, oh gosh. Please

57:59

make- The rebate. Go Visit!

58:01

This is she really does. The.

58:04

Face he is making is alarming. In

58:06

this it is alarming. Ah thank you

58:08

so much You know that alarming is

58:11

my gratitude. Oh tough to the listeners

58:13

who has enjoyed this episode. With.

58:15

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58:17

I really appreciate you being here

58:19

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58:21

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