Have you ever made your easily aggravated, bird-obsessed, social media-hating, English major, self-professed relationship expert brother jump into The Bachelor about 19 seasons too late? Michelle has! Listen to Colin learn: What is The Bachelor? Why is it so much like the comedy series Burning Love? Is there a Bachelor extended universe? And listen to Colin's opinons on: competing with a crowd of unpaid extras for the love of a narcissist, having sex in the ocean, and how to pronounce "La Quinta". We're really sorry: It's another Bachelor pod.