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Allstate Byron Casually Insurance Company in Affiliates North Park, Illinois. Hi
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and welcome back to Nighty Night. Bedtime
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stories to keep you awake. I'm your
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host, Rabia Chaudhary. In
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this week's tale, we revisit a story
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by Ambrose Beers. And the
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protagonist learns a hard way that there's
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nothing to fear but fear
1:19
itself. The
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Man and the Snake by Ambrose Beers.
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Part 1. It
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is of veritable report, and attested of
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so many, that there be no of
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wise and learned none to gain say
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it, that ye serpent
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has I had the magnetic property
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that whoso folleth into its invasion
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its drawn forwards in despite of
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his will, and perish
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it miserable by a creature's
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bite. Stretched
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at ease upon a sofa, in a
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gown and slippers, Parker Brayton
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smiled as he read the foregoing
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sentence in Old Morister's Marvels of
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Science. The only marvel
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in the matter, he said to himself, is
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that the wise and learned in Morister's Day
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should have believed such nonsense as is
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rejected by most of even the ignorant in
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ours. A train of
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reflection followed, for Brayton was a man
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of thought, and he unconsciously lowered
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his book without altering the direction of his
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eyes. As soon as
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the volume had gone below the line of
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sight, something in an obscure corner of the
2:36
room recalled his attention to his surroundings. What
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he saw in the shadow under his bed was
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two small points of light. Apparently
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about an inch apart, they
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might have been reflections of the gas jet
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above him in metal nail heads. He
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gave them but little thought and resumed his reading.
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A moment later something, some impulse which it
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did not occur to him to analyze, impelled
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him to lower the book again and seek for
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what he saw before. The
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points of light were still there. They
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seemed to have become brighter than before, shining
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with a greenish luster that he had not
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at first observed. He
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thought too that they might have moved a trifle,
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or somewhat nearer. They
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were still too much in shadow, however, to
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reveal their nature and origin to an
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indolent attention, and again he resumed his
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reading. Suddenly
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something in the text suggested a thought that
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made him start and dropped the book for
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the third time to the side of the
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sofa, whence, escaping from his hand, it
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fell sprawling to the floor, back upward.
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Brayton, half risen, was staring intently
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into the obscurity beneath the bed,
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where the points of light shone
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with, it seemed to him, and
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added fire. His
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attention was now fully aroused, his
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gaze eager and imperative. It
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disclosed. Almost directly under the foot rail
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of the bed. The coils
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of a large serpent. The.
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Point Of the or it's eyes.
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It's horrible head thrust flatly forth
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from the innermost coil and resting
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upon the outermost was directed straight
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toward him, the definition of the
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wide brutal jaw and the idiot
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like forehead serving to show the
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direction of it's malevolent gaze. The
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eyes were no longer merely luminous
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planes. They. Looked into
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his own with the meaning. Of
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a line significance. A
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snake in a bedroom of a modern
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city dwelling of the better sort is
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happily not so common a phenomenon as
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to make explanation altogether. Needless. Parker
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Brayton, a bachelor of thirty five, a
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scholar, idler, and something of an athlete.
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Rich, popular, and. Of Sound Help
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had returned to San Francisco. From all
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manner of remote and unfamiliar countries,
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Is tastes always a trifle
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luxurious. Had taken on and
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added exuberance. From long privation. And
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the resources that even the Castle
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Hotel being inadequate to the perfect
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gratification, he had gladly accepted the
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hospitality of his friend. Doctor.
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During the distinguished scientist.
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Doctor Drawings House, a large old
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fashioned one in what is now
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an obscure quarter of the city,
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had an outer and visible aspect
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of Proud Reserve. It
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plainly would not associate with a contiguous
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elements of. It's altered environment. And.
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Appeared to have developed some of the
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eccentricities. Which com of isolation? One
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of these was a wing. Conspicuously.
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Irrelevant in point of architecture and
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no less rebellious and matter of
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purpose. for it was a
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combination of laboratory manager ray and
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museum It was here that
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the doctor indulged the scientific side of his
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nature in the study of such forms of
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animal life as engaged to his interest and
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comforted his taste, which, it
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must be confessed, ran rather to
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the lower types. For
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one of the higher, nimbly and
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sweetly to recommend itself unto his
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gentle senses, it had
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at least to retain certain rudimentary
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characteristics, allying it to
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such dragons of the prime as
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toads and snakes. His
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scientific sympathies were distinctly
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reptilian. He loved
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nature's vulgarians and described
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himself as the Zola of
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Zoology. His wife and daughters, not
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having the advantage to share his enlightened
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curiosity regarding the works and ways of
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our ill-starred fellow creatures, were
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with needless austerity excluded from
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what he called the Snakery and
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doomed to companionship with their own kind,
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though to soften the rigors of their
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lot he had permitted them out of
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his great wealth to outdo the reptiles
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in the gorgeousness of their surroundings and
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to shine with the superior splendor. Architecturally
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and in point of furnishing
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the Snakery had a severe
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simplicity befitting the humble circumstances
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of its occupants, many
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of whom indeed could not safely have been
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entrusted with the liberty that is necessary to
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the full enjoyment of luxury, for
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they had the troublesome peculiarity
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of being alive. In
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their own apartments, however, they were under
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as little personal restraint as was
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compatible with their protection from the
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baneful habit of swallowing one another,
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and as Brayton had thoughtfully been apprised,
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it was more than a tradition that some
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of them had, at times, been found in
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parts of the premises where it
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would have embarrassed them to explain their presence.
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Despite the Snakery and its
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uncanny associations, to which indeed
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he gave little attention, Brayton
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found life at the Druring Mansion very
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Part Three Beyond
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a smart shock of surprise and a
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shudder of mere loathing, Mr. Brayton
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was not greatly affected. His
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first thought was to ring the call bell and bring
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a servant. But although
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the bell port dangled with an easy reach,
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he made no movement toward it. It
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had occurred to his mind that the act might
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subject him to the suspicion of fear, which
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he certainly did not feel. He
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was more keenly conscious of the
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incongruous nature of the situation than
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affected by its perils. It
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was revolting, but absurd. The
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reptile was of a species with which Brayton was
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unfamiliar. Its length he
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could only conjecture. The
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body at the largest visible part seemed about
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as thick as his forearm. In
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what way was it dangerous, if in any way? Was
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it venomous? Was it a constrictor?
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His knowledge of nature's danger signals did not
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enable him to say. He had
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never deciphered the code. If
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not dangerous, the creature was at
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least offensive. It was neutral.
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Matter out of place. An impertinence.
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The gem was unworthy of the setting. Even
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the barbarous taste of our time and country,
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which had loaded the walls of the rooms
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with pictures, the floor with furniture, and the
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furniture with brick-a-brack, had not quite
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fitted the place for this bit of the
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savage life of the jungle. Besides,
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insupportable thought, the exhalations
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of his breath mingled with the atmosphere
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with which he himself was breathing. These
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thoughts shaped themselves with greater or
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less definition in Brayton's mind and
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begot action. The
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process is what we call consideration and
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decision. It is thus that we
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are wise and unwise. It is
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thus that the withered leaf in an
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autumn breeze shows greater or less intelligence
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than its fellows, falling upon the
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land or upon the lake. The
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secret of human action is an open one.
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Something contracts our muscles. Does
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it matter if we give to the
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preparatory molecular changes the name of will?
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Brayton rose to his feet and prepared
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to back softly away from the snake,
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without disturbing it if possible, and through
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the door. Men
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retire so from the presence of the great,
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for greatness is power, and power
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is a menace. He knew
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that he could walk backward without error. Should
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the monster follow, the taste
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which had plastered the walls with paintings
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had consistently supplied a rack of murderous
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oriental weapons from which he could snatch
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one to suit the occasion. In the
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meantime, the snake's eyes burned with
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a more pitiless, malevolence than before.
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Brayton lifted his right foot free
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of the floor to step backward.
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That moment, he felt a strong
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aversion to doing so. I
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am accounted brave, he thought. Is
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bravery then no more than pride? Because
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there are none to witness the shame shall I retreat? He
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was steadying himself with his right hand upon
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the back of a chair, his foot suspended.
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Nonsense, he said aloud, I am
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not so great a coward as to fear
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to seem to myself afraid. He
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lifted the foot a little higher by slightly bending
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the knee and thrust it sharply to the
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floor, an inch in front of
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the other. He could not
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think how that occurred. A trial
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with the left foot had the same result. It
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was again in advance of the right. The
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hand upon the chair back was grasping it.
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The arm was straight, reaching somewhat
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backward. One might have
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said that he was reluctant to lose his hold.
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The snake's malignant head was still thrust
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forth from the inner coil as before,
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the neck level. It
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had not moved, but its eyes were
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now electric sparks, radiating an
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infinity of luminous needles. The
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man had an ashy pallor. Again,
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he took a step forward and
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another. The man
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groaned. The snake made
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neither sound nor motion, but
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its eyes were two dazzling
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suns. The
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reptile itself was wholly concealed by them.
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They gave off enlarging rings of rich
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and vivid colors, which at
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their greatest expansion successively vanished like
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soap bubbles. They seemed
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to approach his very face, and
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anon were an immeasurable distance away.
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He heard somewhere the continuous throbbing
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of a great drum, with
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desultory bursts of far
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music, inconceivably sweet, like
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the tones of an alien harp. He
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knew it for the sunrise melody of
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Memnon's statue, and thought he's stood in
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the Nile side reeds, hearing with
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exalted sense that immortal anthem
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through the silence of the centuries.
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The music ceased. Rather,
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it became by insensible degrees
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the distant roll of a
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retreating thunderstorm. A
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landscape glittering with sun and rain stretched
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before him, arched with
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a vivid rainbow framing in its
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giant curve a hundred visible cities.
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In the middle distance, a vast
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serpent, wearing a crown, reared
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its head out of its voluminous
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convolutions and looked at him
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with his dead mother's eyes. Suddenly,
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this enchanting landscape seemed to rise swiftly
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upward like the drop seen at a
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theater and vanished in a bling. Wearing
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struck him a hard blow upon the face and
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breast. He had fallen to the floor.
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The blood ran from
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his broken nose and his bruised lips. For
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a time he was dazed and stunned and
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lay with closed eyes his face against the
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floor. In
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a few moments he had recovered and
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then knew that this fall, by withdrawing
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his eyes, had broken the spell that
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held him. He felt
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that now, by keeping his gaze averted, he
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would be able to retreat. But
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the thought of the serpent within a
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few feet of his head, yet unseen,
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perhaps in the very act of springing
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upon him and throwing its coils about
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his throat, was too horrible.
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He lifted his head, stared
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again into those baleful eyes, and
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was again in bondage. The
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snake had not moved and appeared somewhat
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to have lost its power upon the
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imagination. The gorgeous illusions
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of a few moments before were not
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repeated. Beneath that
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flat and brainless brow its black
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beady eyes simply glittered. as
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at first with an expression
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unspeakably malignant. It
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was as if the creature assured of
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its triumph had determined to practice no
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more alluring wiles. Now
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ensued a fearful scene. The
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man, prone upon the floor within the yard of
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his enemy, raised the upper part
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of his body upon his elbows, his
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head thrown back, his legs
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extended to their full length, his
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face was white between its stains of blood,
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his eyes were strained open to their
16:32
uttermost expansion. There
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was froth upon his lips, it
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dropped off and flakes. Strong
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convulsions ran through his body
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making almost serpentile undulations.
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He bent himself at the waist, shifting
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his legs from side to side, and
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every movement left him a little nearer
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to the snake. He
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thrust his hands forward to brace himself back,
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yet constantly advanced upon
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his elbows. Part
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Four Dr.
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Druehring and his wife sat in the library.
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The scientist was in a rare good humor.
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I have just obtained by exchange with
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another collector, he said, a splendid
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specimen of the Ophiophagus. And
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what may that be? the lady inquired with
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a somewhat languid interest. Why
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bless my soul, what profound ignorance! My
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dear, a man who ascertains after marriage that
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his wife does not know Greek is entitled
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to a divorce. The
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Ophiophagus is a snake that eats other
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snakes. I hope
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it will eat all yours, she said, absently
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shifting the lamp. But how does
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it get the other snakes? By charming them,
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I suppose. That
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is just like you, dear, said the doctor
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with an affectation of petulance. You
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know how irritating to be. is any allusion
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to that vulgar superstition about a snake's
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power fascination. The conversation
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was interrupted by a mighty cry, which
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rang through the silent house like the voice of
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a demon shouting in a tomb. They
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sprang to their feet, the man confused,
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the lady pale and speechless with fright.
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Almost before the echoes of the last cry had
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died away, the doctor was out of the room,
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springing up the stairs two steps at a time.
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In the corridor in front of Brayton's chamber, he
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met some servants who had come from the upper floor. Together
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they rushed at the door without knocking. It
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was unfastened and gave way. Brayton
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lay upon his stomach on the floor,
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dead. His head and
18:44
arms were partly concealed under the foot rail of the
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bed. They pulled
18:48
the body away, turning it upon the back.
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The face was a daubed with blood and
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froth. The eyes were wide
18:56
open, staring. A
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dreadful sight. Died
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in a fit, said the scientist, bending his knee
19:03
and placing his hand upon the heart. While
19:06
in that position, he chanced to look under the
19:09
bed. Good God,
19:11
he added, how did this thing get in here? He
19:14
reached under the bed, pulled out the snake and flung
19:16
it, still coiled to the center of the room.
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Wentz with a harsh shuffling sound,
19:22
it slid across the polished floor
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till stopped by the wall where
19:26
it lay without motion. It
19:29
was a stuffed snake. Its
19:31
eyes were two shoe buttons. But
19:39
wait, there's more to the story.
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The author of the man and the snake, Ambrose
19:49
Bierce, is one we have met before on our
19:51
scary journey. In our earlier Bierce
19:53
story, an occurrence of Owl Creek Bridge, we
19:55
heard the tale of a soldier who believed
19:58
he had miraculously survived his own. execution,
20:01
only to learn in the end that he was in fact
20:03
narrating from beyond the grave. This
20:06
writer's love of the twist ending was
20:08
legendary, and served to shape and inspire
20:10
horror stories from his day on. H.P.
20:13
Lovecraft would follow Bierce's lead in
20:15
giving readers a shock at the very end,
20:17
and even tipped his cap to
20:20
this piece 35 years later by
20:22
referencing Morister's Marvels of Science,
20:24
the book that Harker-Brayton is reading
20:26
when the story opens, in his
20:28
own piece, The Festival. Another
20:31
writing device that Ambrose Bierce seems to
20:33
have mastered was a sort of winking at
20:36
the reader over a shared inside joke. We
20:38
spend several passages getting drawn into the fear
20:41
Harker-Brayton is experiencing, in the
20:43
same way he's being drawn into it by the
20:45
powerfully hypnotic stare of the snake. We
20:47
are never told outright that this snake
20:49
is a King Cobra, that most terrifying
20:51
of venomous serpents, but in the
20:54
moment right before the strike we are told
20:56
it appears to have a crown. Bierce
20:58
pulls us further into the realm
21:00
of tongue-in-cheek cliche as he describes
21:02
the enlarging rings of rich and
21:04
vivid colors, an image we can
21:07
all surely conjure up in our mind's eye from
21:09
childhood cartoons. Of course, Ambrose
21:11
Bierce wrote this story more than half
21:13
a century before Ka, the python, would display
21:15
this hypnotic trick in Disney's adaptation
21:17
of the Jungle Book, but Rudyard
21:20
Kipling had published the original just a year
21:22
before the man and the snake came out.
21:25
Many of Kipling's books and many
21:27
of his contemporary authors in England
21:29
have heavily featured the stereotype of
21:31
the mysterious East imagined by so
21:33
many Brits during the Raj period, but
21:36
Ambrose Bierce, a man who embodied what
21:38
we now think of as the old American West,
21:40
was likely poking a bit of fun at
21:42
his fellow writers across the pond. He
21:45
also offers up some respect at
21:47
Kipling as Dr. Ruring scoffs about
21:49
ridiculous notions of snakes hypnotizing their victims
21:51
in order to kill them at the very
21:53
moment that just an event is
21:55
taking place under his own roof. And
21:58
while we certainly don't believe that Pyke's and cobras
22:00
can cast spells with their eyes or
22:02
disguise themselves as toys, Ambrose
22:05
Bierce was not too far off base
22:07
in warning of the dangers in keeping
22:09
wild animals as pets, especially snakes. Two
22:12
years ago, a Maryland man was found dead from
22:14
a snake bite, though it was unclear
22:16
which of the 124 snakes he
22:18
had living with him had given him the fatal bite.
22:21
A teenager was killed in Indonesia in
22:23
2016 when he was trying to send
22:26
selfies with his king cobra to friends
22:28
on WhatsApp, and two little
22:30
boys were killed by an African rock python
22:32
in Canada after it escaped
22:34
its enclosure in a nearby pet store
22:37
and found the brothers sleeping in their
22:39
apartment. But perhaps the
22:41
wildest of these stories took place in
22:44
1953 when the entire city
22:46
of Springfield, Missouri was essentially held hostage
22:48
for two months by a crate
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full of cobras. As police
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responded to snake call after snake call
22:55
from August to October of that year,
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they used guns, garden tools, and even tear
22:59
gas to kill the things that just kept
23:01
turning up all over town. The
23:03
last of them was captured that fall, but
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it would be 35 years before a man confessed
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that he, at the age of 14, had been angry
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at the owner of a pet store who swindled him
23:14
and had set the snakes free from their
23:16
shipping crate sitting behind the store to get
23:18
the owner in trouble. It
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worked. Until the pet store
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owner's death, he denied having loosed
23:24
the cobras out into the town, but
23:27
no one believed him. Nighty
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Night is co-produced and distributed by
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Podcast One. It's also executive produced
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by Paul Anderson and Nick Pinella
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for Workhouse Media, editing and
23:40
sound design by Steve Delimater, and
23:43
a big thanks to my executive producer
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Stacey Parra, and finally a thank you
23:47
to Sarah Kalin, my researcher for the
23:49
extra little tidbits at the end of
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every story. Thank you guys for listening.
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Until next time, Nighty Night. Time
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