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Are We in the ILLUMINATI?! + Tim's Apple Vision Pro "FREAKY" Time FAIL

Are We in the ILLUMINATI?! + Tim's  Apple Vision Pro "FREAKY" Time FAIL

Are We in the ILLUMINATI?! + Tim's Apple Vision Pro "FREAKY" Time FAIL

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mountain. Them. Alone And let me

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the age you navigate is.

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Laura Bailey is when

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you see him as

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as. Riley you gave. That

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insane that are you that com own

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as is must be. Good

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Reagan pop soda. That's

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why. So to block the

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ssssss. Yeah,

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verb that's only like one of

3:49

the. Five. Songs was gonna.

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Always. in my me as

3:54

a result of whenever i'm changing cues diaper

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i always sing that song zoom i don't

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know what load dirty He's

4:02

like, you're my dirty pops. What's

4:06

up y'all? Welcome back to the No Chaser

4:08

podcast. It's a beautiful day in Los Angeles.

4:12

I'm Tim Chantarangsu. I'm Ricky Shucks. And

4:14

I'm Nikki Blade. She's actually- She left

4:16

again. Wow. You know what? She just quit.

4:19

No. She came back and then she was

4:21

like, I don't like the ladies in this

4:23

new studio. I'm outta here. Hey,

4:25

hey, hey. This couch is too soft.

4:27

Hey, hey, hey. Nah,

4:31

she's currently in an Uber. It's been a

4:33

complicated morning. She's just got off of playing.

4:35

She's on her way. She's gonna probably be

4:38

here for the last half of the episode,

4:40

but- And we didn't feel like waiting. And

4:44

she definitely did say, meh, meh, meh, meh. Oh,

4:46

you know, it's what she do.

4:49

Just play, Nikki Blade. We love you. So

4:52

now that we're here, well,

4:55

now that's just you and me, Ricky. I

4:58

got something interesting to talk about, okay? Because

5:00

this is some secretive shit. We can't just

5:03

be talking about this in front of anybody.

5:05

Makes sense, makes sense. So somebody

5:07

in the comments a few episodes ago noticed

5:12

all the Illuminati symbolism- Everything

5:14

got pulled out? And the

5:16

Freemasonry shit that we have

5:19

on set, and they left

5:21

a very detailed comment about

5:23

it, all right? Let's see

5:25

if they found everything. First

5:28

off, they were like, a

5:31

lot of, what was it?

5:33

In the dream? A lot of Illuminati and Freemasonry

5:35

stuff. We're like, yeah, you know, it's, can't even

5:37

hide it. I was like, where? They

5:40

left a whole fucking paragraph, dog. So

5:43

let me ask you, if you know

5:45

what this person is talking about, and

5:47

if you see it, all right? TotalRedeem44

5:51

says, Freemasonic

5:54

symbolism all over the

5:56

place. First one. You

6:00

had a different hat on but it said the blue first

6:02

of all wait, let me see what hat you had on my

6:04

hat You had an la hat. Oh the

6:06

blue 66.6 hurts

6:10

Hz on rick's hat and

6:12

the sofa plus different shades of it

6:15

in the background So

6:19

free mason colors wait He

6:22

went to the frequency of the colors.

6:24

Uh, um, six 66.6 hurts. All right

6:30

You can't hide that. Yeah, so

6:32

the dodgers are Must

6:34

be they're not ready for that conversation Okay,

6:38

because oh you just What

6:41

are they what are they dodging? What

6:43

are they dodging? I'll

6:47

be as above so never mind All

6:51

right next my shirt Mm-hmm

6:57

I had the it says with the www

6:59

meaning the mark of the beast I

7:02

had a A

7:05

little bow wow t-shirt on Oh

7:09

this person is funny but

7:12

bow wow beast

7:16

Bow wow. Wow, you be yo you be yay

7:19

Bow wow Say

7:22

it backwards. Wow Ws

7:28

three and three do

7:30

triangles that makes six.

7:32

Okay All

7:35

right, here we go Illuminati

7:37

pyramid between nikki and rick Um

7:40

between nikki and rick I

7:43

don't know what they're talking about with that one Oh

7:48

the plan now the plan holder itself

7:52

It looks like something but I ain't

7:54

gonna say nothing Free

7:56

masonic black literature represented with the

7:59

bookshelf I

8:02

say much there. I haven't looked at any of

8:04

these so I'm not sure I actually can't read

8:06

so I don't know What's back there? The

8:10

two books back there that have always caught my

8:12

eye, so I'll give you that I Alright,

8:16

alright sure That

8:20

you were wearing our um this

8:22

shirt the Emotionally

8:24

unstable Yes, you

8:26

were wearing this emotionally unstable hoodie

8:30

But they said on

8:32

the shirt there's an Illuminati

8:34

dolphin on Rick shirt I

8:37

don't even know what that is yeah, I've never

8:39

heard of that um but apparently there's one on

8:41

on that shirt we dropped Goodie

8:45

brand calm um let's

8:49

see 33 and 88 represented

8:51

with the plant leaves and

8:54

And The

8:56

tables and the shape of the

8:58

shelves behind you okay

9:01

the table I get the

9:04

plant leaves What

9:07

do you see can you see? shapes

9:12

I'm gonna have to go look at the leaves that

9:14

one, but the table I get oh, and then we

9:16

don't have the table here It looks like you All

9:21

right the ground with the black

9:23

and white checkerboard patterns, okay, but

9:25

it's not checkerboard But mm-hmm all

9:28

the things you said referencing Lucifer, etc. I don't

9:30

remember when I was doing devil Wait, what are

9:32

we talking about the devil? I think so I

9:35

forget Nikki's

9:40

been to Tabas

9:42

stock college or somewhere else Beating

9:45

red meat. I don't know what that means. I don't

9:47

I don't remember the context of the conversation The

9:50

LS contact means

9:53

Lucifer soul Lucifer Satan

9:56

What LS? I don't remember I

10:00

don't know if he's referencing stuff we're talking about on the episode, but I

10:02

don't remember The

10:04

backward pentagram is only before

10:06

your name. I Don't

10:09

know John

10:12

Lennon's book. I guess John Lennon's book is up there

10:14

red straw on black liquid

10:18

Was I drinking? Oh, I had

10:20

a coffee with a red straw in

10:22

it and that is blood evocation It's

10:25

all right backward pyramid in

10:28

between Nikki's tits a Yeah,

10:33

that's so funny a Pile

10:37

of soul blue glass.

10:40

Oh, I guess class as

10:42

well. Oh again

10:46

Memphis egg symbology symbology

10:49

Sim symbolism. Yeah Okay

10:53

And it

10:56

says as Above

10:58

so below somewhere success doesn't come

11:01

freely any comment question mark. You didn't

11:03

know question mark Oh, that's that's

11:05

great. I love this. Oh, oh,

11:07

oh wait. Oh, he left two comments the

11:09

same shit. Oh, yeah same shit. All right

11:13

Yeah, I get there you go There

11:17

was some stuff you can make arguments There

11:19

was some stuff you can make argument for

11:22

I'll give them that I mean if you

11:24

want to talk about the fucking shades of

11:26

blue You can make that comment. You could

11:28

you know that about anything the plan holder

11:30

the books the table If

11:33

you care to make argument, you could

11:35

make argument. Um Everything

11:38

else did make any sense. I yeah, I

11:40

don't know. I don't have any Just

11:44

so y'all know I'm not famous enough to be

11:46

invited to the Illuminati Be

11:49

famous for masonry, but what is that?

11:52

Uh, it's a society.

11:54

Hmm one of those Similar

11:57

I I mean, I remember everybody I

12:00

thought Jay-Z was a Freemason for a

12:02

bit. Yeah. All

12:04

right, so from my understanding, I don't even know

12:06

how much of this I'm allowed to say. Okay.

12:10

But there are people... Oh, the John Lennon

12:12

book. Okay. There

12:14

are people who believe

12:18

that Freemasonry has a lot

12:20

of demonic shit, sacrifices,

12:22

worshiping, Satan, yada, yada, yada.

12:26

Okay. I've heard

12:28

from people that there are chapters

12:31

and sectors that dabble in

12:33

that shit. Okay. I don't know

12:36

enough to really speak on it.

12:39

But once people got a

12:41

hold of that, they made that to

12:43

be all of what Masonry is.

12:45

So being a famous

12:48

person associated with Masonry became

12:51

this whole, you're so devil-worshiping. Right, right,

12:53

right. I just

12:55

always thought, everybody swears

12:58

that everything is the Illuminati, but it's

13:00

like for

13:02

a secret society, man, a lot of people seem

13:04

to know everything about it. Yeah, they figured it

13:07

all out. They rule the world and y'all figured

13:09

them out. Right. So

13:11

where did you get your information, dawg?

13:13

How do you just fucking know so

13:16

much about this shit? I mean, there's

13:18

literature out there, but I don't know.

13:21

People read something, I think they know something

13:24

and then just place it over whatever they

13:26

want to. Like, y'all think

13:28

Jay-Z is the most powerful motherfucker in the world or

13:30

something? Why him? Remember

13:33

that church played Lucifer backwards

13:36

and all of

13:38

those lyrics came up? It was so

13:40

dumb. It was so stupid. And it

13:42

sucks because you know people

13:45

who are really in the church are

13:47

not listening to a Jay-Z song called

13:49

Lucifer. So they don't

13:51

even realize that what they're playing

13:54

backwards in the lyrics are

13:56

the lyrics of the song forward. Why would

13:58

those same words come? out backwards. It's

14:00

so dumb bro. So for context here, okay,

14:03

when, when Jay-Z put out that Lucifer's out

14:05

in the morning, I'm gonna chase him

14:07

out of the earth, right? Fucking, there was his

14:09

passes. clip was playing the song for the church

14:12

and he was like, and it

14:14

was, and

14:17

it was the play it backwards. Yes. Yes. And

14:19

they swear they heard, what was it?

14:21

I don't

14:23

even feel comfortable saying the word murder. And

14:26

that wasn't even a backwards. It was just

14:28

a sample of the shit that was like

14:30

chopped and screwed. So Jay Jay Z says,

14:33

Emma murder me. So I got

14:36

to murder them first emergencies doctor

14:38

performed procedures. Jesus. And they

14:40

just took the two murders and the Jesus

14:42

and put it together over a beat. He

14:47

was on some GC to put the

14:49

yellow in the song. He says

14:51

leave niggas on death's door, breathing

14:56

off rest, boy, Raiders for killing my best

14:59

boy haters in the reverse.

15:01

Leave niggas on death's door. You

15:07

go listen to the song. He says all

15:10

of these things. I remember the first time

15:12

I realized what it's your from a Nippon

15:14

wearing year. Oh yeah. That

15:16

was cool. Yeah. Boy's mind was blown. I was

15:18

in high school and I just happened to have

15:20

a little, a little sound recorder on my computer

15:22

where like you could place it backwards. And I

15:24

was like, Oh, let's try this out. I

15:27

got, I got in that shit. I was like, it's your friend,

15:29

Nippon friend. Yeah. And then played it forward. And then when it

15:31

was just up on my thing

15:33

down, flipping it reverse, I was like, yo,

15:36

and fucking dumb ass Jeremy, Jeremy

15:40

swore. He must have learned this from church too,

15:42

because he was like, no, no, no. He will.

15:44

We were at school trying to figure out what

15:48

Missy was saying backwards, right? He was

15:50

like, no, she's saying it's yours.

15:52

If the, no, the pussy is yours. If

15:54

you've something, something I was like, huh, how

15:57

does that ever make sense? Die? You ought to

15:59

understand how backwards works? Yeah,

16:03

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16:37

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16:41

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16:43

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Have you seen Maya? Of course.

19:46

She looks like better now I

19:48

think. Yeah and she was amazing

19:50

then. Y'all want to hear

19:52

some embarrassing shit? So Maya,

19:55

either Maya or Sis, somebody had posted like

19:57

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19:59

and Cisco, or maybe it was just a Maya post.

20:01

I think it was just a Maya post. Like look how

20:04

good Maya looks, right? And I was like,

20:06

LOL, I remember being inspired

20:08

because when Maya was dating

20:10

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20:13

oh, she's dating a dude shortening her. I

20:15

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20:18

She took time to get in the

20:20

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like, never dated, just friends. Well, shit.

20:26

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so hot. Wow, I can't take time out of

20:31

your busy vegans schedule to crush my little

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dreams. Wait a minute. Wow,

20:36

man. I remember, okay, I'm

20:40

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20:42

dude hit me

20:44

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20:49

wanted to work with Andrew? No.

20:52

All right, so some dude, not gonna say

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21:04

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21:08

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21:16

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was like, yeah, we're doing a

21:23

session where Maya should come through. And

21:25

then I was like, I really think

21:27

Andrew should do this. I just feel like

21:29

it makes sense. We

21:32

got to the studio, there was no Maya. Really?

21:36

Yeah. He was like, oh yeah, she stepped

21:38

out. What the fuck?

21:41

I was so annoyed. It was close to here too.

21:44

No, actually it was close to that Popeyes week near

21:47

all the clubs and all the other stuff. Yeah,

21:49

yeah, yeah. I was so annoyed. I feel like

21:51

I should probably add, you

21:54

know how I always joke about how me and

21:56

she have our like our pass, celebrity pass. I

21:59

think I might. make mine Maya. I

22:02

think I should do it just for old time

22:04

sake. Mine's always changing kind of. She is Paul

22:06

Walker. Yeah,

22:12

but she got a brother. That's true. That

22:14

is close enough in appearance to CGI a

22:16

little bit. You know, she refuses to change

22:18

it. She's like, no, Paul Walker for life.

22:20

I'm like, well, all

22:22

right, I'll tell

22:24

you what, when that Drake dick leaked, um,

22:27

she changed her mind. She didn't change her

22:30

mind. She used to think Drake was cute

22:32

for a time and now she's kind of

22:34

like over it or whatever. But I was

22:36

like, babe, check this out. I sent her

22:38

a Drake dick video. She was like, not

22:41

bad. That was her reaction. Not bad. That's

22:43

so funny. That was a

22:45

funny little time on the internet. You've

22:48

got real gay. Yeah. Really,

22:51

really, really gay out of nowhere.

22:53

Everybody was like just very obsessed

22:55

with it. Yeah. No dudes are like praising

22:57

you. I was like, Oh, all right. Y'all

22:59

take it. Y'all take it far. It's funny

23:01

though. I

23:05

think, you know, and that's the thing. Um, I

23:08

think when I was, uh, when I did the dudes

23:10

podcast with David, it came up and our producer Robin

23:12

was like, do you got, does he

23:14

really think that a girl would like a guy

23:16

like, uh, just like waving

23:19

his dick around like that? I'm like, Robin,

23:21

you have no idea. Let me tell you.

23:23

Girls need to stop thinking they know girls.

23:27

Girls always speak for the whole clan

23:29

and y'all be wrong sometimes. Very wrong.

23:32

A lot of girls like that shit.

23:34

They do. I

23:36

called him Aubrey de Pooh. Aubrey

23:38

de Pooh. He

23:40

was bottomless. That

23:44

was the funny shit to be. Just

23:46

being bottomless as a man is already

23:48

funny. Send the proof of it. I

23:51

don't think, I don't know if I've ever

23:53

sent a, like, you can see my full

23:55

body when I'm waving my shit around bottomless.

23:57

I think I've definitely waved, waved around bottomless.

24:00

But like you only but you

24:02

don't see that I have a top on maybe

24:04

like basing my day up Well,

24:09

you know what man um, I think the

24:11

world is waiting bro for that We

24:13

always talk about Nikki blades only fans,

24:15

but I think the world's waiting for

24:17

that Ricky shucks only fans They don't

24:19

they gonna keep waiting. I'm camera. Sure

24:29

It's been talked about oh you

24:31

like you thought about it before it's been

24:33

like a discussion with somebody else Yeah,

24:35

I mean look yeah. Yeah, I

24:38

think I think if here's the thing right?

24:40

Let's say let's say We

24:43

just never get ads on no chaser ever again and

24:47

You have to cuz look if if if

24:50

if my wife is debating In

24:52

the back of her mind that she might sell some feet one

24:54

day I think we gotta let

24:57

the people see that rig dick dog. So

24:59

here's the thing, right? So I've been asked

25:02

Can I use this for only? What

25:05

one? one I

25:08

Would have to have only fans To

25:11

agree because you can't just post

25:14

you doing stuff with people Okay, no cuz they're they

25:16

don't know if that person consents to it. Is that

25:18

like the new rule? Yeah, so

25:21

you have they have to be tagged or

25:23

maybe you can have them fill out some

25:25

points on a release There's a process so

25:27

they know is that right and then secondly

25:31

It looks cool from your ankle But

25:34

if we doing this, I gotta be holding the

25:36

camera. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All I see

25:38

is stomach It

25:42

ain't gonna look the same. Hmm. So

25:45

then we'd have we'd have to wait until

25:47

I finished speaking of bruh,

25:49

uh Let

25:52

me tell you Jagging off

25:54

with the Apple Vision Pro glasses

25:57

is not what you think it would be In

26:01

a good way or a bad way? In a bad

26:03

way. I've been waiting to tell you this shit on

26:05

the pod. Because it was

26:07

like I wanted to tell you immediately. But

26:10

it was not what we thought. Pretty

26:13

much, Doug. Okay, let me tell you. First of

26:16

all, you think it's gonna be

26:18

some fucking I'm fully

26:20

immersed in this world shit, right?

26:23

But if it's not filmed for it, it's not that.

26:26

Even what you would look up on

26:29

Pornhub or whatever as 3D immersive porn.

26:34

No one's really been specifically filming

26:36

for that. There's not a lot

26:39

of... False. VR, you

26:41

have to search. Oh, VR. Okay, yes. But

26:44

even in my search... Well, here's what's annoying. I

26:46

couldn't really get a good search in either. I

26:48

feel like all the shit I was clicking were

26:50

very old, shot filmed for old things. So it

26:52

wasn't what it was supposed to be. But

26:55

here's the annoying part, right? So

26:57

y'all know I'm like a spank

26:59

bang or XNXX dude, right?

27:03

Quality free porn sites, right? You

27:05

can find a lot of shit there. But the issue with

27:07

these, with many other porn sites is you get

27:10

the fucking pop up, the live Jasmine

27:12

or whatever, right? Here's

27:14

what it is, right? First of all, let me give you the pros.

27:16

The pros is the shit. The Apple Vision

27:18

pros, okay? You can make

27:20

the screen big as shit. I'm

27:23

talking about it can

27:25

look like this whole wall is

27:27

what I'm watching the porn on,

27:29

okay? Which is great, okay? But

27:32

here's the thing, right? So I don't know if you

27:34

know how these work, but the

27:37

computer mouse is your eyeballs. That's

27:40

how you select something to

27:43

click, okay? So I

27:45

don't know if you function like this when

27:47

you are doing your jerking sessions, all right?

27:50

I like to load up a good three or four

27:52

videos and I click one, I

27:54

right click, I let that motherfucker load, I pause,

27:56

I have it, I have like four tabs so

27:58

I can go in. between a different selection

28:01

of shit, right? So this

28:04

is not easy with the

28:07

Apple Vision Pros. It doesn't sound like it

28:09

would be. And for two, to select

28:12

the little, when the live Jasmine shit pops

28:14

up, I'm trying to exit out. But you

28:16

know how hard it is to click the

28:19

little X? When I'm like, also when I

28:21

got like, like, like fucking like tits

28:23

and shit in my peripheral. And I'm

28:25

like, so

28:27

I'm like trying to get my eyeballs up to this shit

28:29

to click so I can X out. It's

28:32

just there, right? Also, I

28:34

can't drag, you know, when you're watching

28:36

porn, you like to click around. It's

28:38

like you might watch some, some fillets

28:40

for a little bit. And then you watch

28:42

a little of this, you watch a little bit of that, right? It's

28:45

so difficult, dog. Just let it

28:47

play. Yes. That's so

28:49

funny. All right. So I only watch porn

28:51

on the phone. I haven't watched porn on

28:54

a laptop or a computer in years. So

28:56

I definitely don't do the multi haves

28:58

back and forth. I just, I

29:01

pick one. I may do a little, little

29:03

scrubbing to see if it's worth it and

29:05

I'm good. Right. But there

29:09

may be a setting you're missing or

29:11

something, right? Because I have

29:13

an Oculus. Okay. And I had to see

29:15

what the porn was like on there. And

29:18

on there, like you're watching VR porn.

29:20

So there is no screen to make

29:22

big or just there. Right. So it

29:24

just looks like your, like how we're

29:26

looking at this. It's just like that.

29:28

Okay. So you can turn around and

29:30

I would see these books and they'd

29:32

be fucking over here. I should go

29:34

to a VR specific website. Yeah. Okay.

29:36

Well you can go to the hub.

29:39

Yeah. They have specific porn.

29:41

Okay. So maybe I'm, maybe I remember the, uh,

29:44

the twerking butts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They came

29:46

with goggles or that. Did you actually do that

29:48

with the goggles? Um, yeah, but it was different.

29:50

You had to put your phone on there. So

29:52

it was a different experience, but poor

29:55

hub. They've been making VR porn since

29:57

back then. Yeah. I might. Yeah,

30:00

you're just looking at regular porn. Yeah

30:03

Yeah, well, it was not great man I ended up

30:06

just kind of settling for something that I

30:08

wasn't completely happy with and had to watch

30:10

the whole fucking thing You know, I was

30:12

like, ah man, that's so yeah Go go

30:14

to some actual VR porn and let me

30:16

know this right because this was the problem

30:19

with the um, the Oculus, right?

30:22

so Maybe

30:24

I'm I don't know something

30:27

about the Oculus But in my experience you

30:29

have to like map out the

30:31

room you're in and the floor and a

30:33

safe space. Okay Okay, that's about like six

30:35

feet wide. So you're not bumping into shit

30:38

or whatever. Yeah You

30:40

can't really Operate

30:42

outside of that when

30:44

you get out of that zone It like

30:46

takes you to where you can see

30:49

your actual surroundings, right? So

30:51

let's say make that zone But

30:54

then I want to lay down I'm

30:56

a lay down person. Okay. Oh, you're laid

30:59

down jerker. Yeah, if my head is up

31:01

like this Yeah, it's out of the field

31:03

of vision So I'll have to like put

31:05

my head down I said make sure you

31:07

can see the floors and shit or sit

31:10

at the edge of the bed or something

31:12

So that was the it was like you either watch this

31:15

shit or you jack off to it There

31:17

is no other way for me. All right, I'm not

31:19

a sitter All right. I need to I need to

31:21

charge that shit up and try it again I can

31:23

definitely I can lay down one thing that was cool

31:25

that I did do was able to do is like, um

31:28

You know, I got a POV situation and I

31:30

moved the screen So it was looking like

31:32

it was like right where my junk would

31:34

be lined up with dudes Was

31:40

it it wasn't what I expected it to be,

31:42

you know for that first time I guess I'm

31:45

learning, you know The technology is new for me

31:48

There's a learning curve with jacking off in

31:51

these different stages of life Yeah, you think you

31:53

know everything and then the Apple

31:55

Pro comes and I tell you what there's always curve

31:57

when I'm jacking My

32:01

penis curves to the right. Oh man. Ah

32:04

yeah, so I'm figuring it out. Chia was

32:07

like, the whole time I'm praying I'm like,

32:09

I hope Chia doesn't walk in. Because

32:12

it was, it was, it was look, I think I kind

32:14

of whimpering myself in the mirror. It was not great. Because

32:17

look, I was really trying to enjoy myself, right? So

32:20

I got my AirPods in, I got

32:22

the fuck kid. The Apple Vision Plus

32:24

goggle shit. I got my pants around

32:27

my ankles. Not even

32:29

out the fly dog. I'm bottomless, alright? I might

32:31

have even been naked. I walked into my office

32:33

with my shirt off just a few days. So

32:35

I got my fuck head go out. My

32:38

pajamas are around my ankles. And

32:41

I'm butt naked with this fucking headset on, right? Ready.

32:45

So funny. That's a scene in the movie right

32:47

there. And here's what's annoying too. I thought like,

32:49

at first I had the low light. It was

32:52

just my like, the light from whatever little lamp.

32:54

And I'm like, maybe this shit's fucking up because

32:56

in the low light it can't detect my fingers.

32:58

So I turned the lights all the way on.

33:01

So I'm gonna fucking bright ass, I'm butt

33:03

naked with the goggles on. That's

33:06

so funny. Yeah,

33:08

yeah. We'll try again. We'll try again.

33:11

We'll give it a go. That shit's cool though, man. I

33:14

bet. I mean, the Oculus

33:17

was cool just being immersed in

33:19

it. But, yeah, I'll stick with

33:21

the phone. You ever, I was

33:24

gonna say like, because

33:29

I was in a long distance relationship, right? And

33:32

they were talking about, you know, people were always sending me

33:34

shit where it was like, you know,

33:37

you, it was like

33:39

sex toys where, you know, you put

33:41

your junk in this and they feel it on

33:43

the other end. And there

33:45

was that one episode of Married with Children

33:48

where Bud was like the

33:51

trial for a fully

33:53

fucking virtual experience where it

33:55

was like all these things were hooked up to

33:57

his whole body. And then he was like, I'm

33:59

done with this. women after that. I

34:01

don't need no real life women.

34:04

I'm good with this, right? So

34:07

my question is, would

34:09

you ever try that out? If

34:12

that existed? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably. Yeah.

34:14

I'm more open to that now. Now

34:17

that it's becoming more common? Nah, now that

34:19

I'm realizing a lot

34:21

of women suck. At

34:23

least the ones I meet. Oh, now you want to say, now

34:25

that I'm lonely? Now that

34:28

I can't find nobody, real

34:31

women don't like me. But

34:35

nah, I mean, I would try to see

34:37

what that's about. I would try to, man,

34:39

even as a married man. I'd be like,

34:41

I'd be like, baby, this ain't cheating, right?

34:43

This can't be cheating, right? No,

34:46

there's no way. Some people

34:48

would be in a, because there have been clips of me

34:50

talking about porn or whatever. And there's always the occasional comment,

34:52

especially when it hits the algorithm of why

34:54

are you watching porn as a married man? I'm

34:57

like, first of all,

34:59

do you know how grateful my

35:01

wife is? When I'm feeling

35:03

it and she's not, and I'm like, all

35:05

right, I'm just going to go jack off. She's

35:08

like, thank God I can go to sleep.

35:10

And why are you questioning it? If

35:14

you and I have a wife, you

35:17

shouldn't be the one who needs to know why

35:20

he's doing what he's doing while

35:22

married. People will be very upset

35:25

about other people's business. So much.

35:27

And let's talk about this on

35:29

that same subject,

35:31

right? Of course,

35:33

during the Super Bowl, when Usher got

35:36

behind Alicia Keys, everybody was kind of like,

35:38

oh, oh, of course your first

35:40

thought is she's married, Usher. There you

35:43

go again. But to think

35:45

that she wouldn't let

35:48

Swiss beats know ahead of

35:50

time and be like, is this cool

35:52

with you? You know what I'm saying?

35:54

Like, is is such a silly thought.

35:58

It's like one of the fucking most. viewed

36:00

things on American television, millions

36:04

of people, you think Alicia Keys is really

36:06

gonna be like, you know what, hopefully my

36:08

husband don't get bad at this. You know

36:10

what I'm saying? Or do you think Usher

36:13

knowing who her husband

36:15

is, was like, fuck,

36:17

I'ma risk it, on the Super Bowl.

36:19

Yeah, and something, look, even at the

36:21

level that I do, and I have

36:23

to always get in the comments on occasion, because

36:26

I get, you know, the algorithm goes somewhere, and

36:28

then I get some new viewers, right? But I

36:30

always get the occasion, how is his wife cool

36:32

with this? How is she cool with him saying

36:34

this, or being in this, blah, blah, blah? And

36:37

I, one of the main reasons I

36:40

married my wife, is because

36:42

she just had such a level head, not only

36:44

about shit like that, but just in general, you

36:46

know what I'm saying? She's always able to look

36:48

at things objectively, and from

36:51

the jump, and I've told the story a bunch

36:53

of times, but like, when me and Chia were

36:55

just dating, when we weren't even officially together yet,

36:57

we were filming a sketch, where I had to

36:59

kiss on this girl a bunch of times, and

37:02

then, but Chia had just flown in,

37:04

and she was literally sitting there the whole time,

37:06

while I'm kissing this girl over and over again,

37:09

and she was chilling, you know what

37:11

I'm saying? Because she knows it is what it is. So

37:13

it's like, and now, especially

37:15

that we're married, you know, I run everything past her. Even

37:18

if I say a little joke that feels a little reckless

37:20

on the podcast, I'm playing for her, I'm like, what do

37:22

you think about this, right? She'd be like, hmm, cut that,

37:24

I'm like, you got it, touch, all

37:26

good, right? So when people were

37:29

up in arms about that, she

37:31

was like, in social

37:33

media, I get it, it's fun to make

37:35

the jokes. I made the

37:37

jokes, like, it's funny, regardless

37:40

of what him carrying

37:43

or not, like, just n***a, who

37:45

your wife is? It's funny. But

37:48

to really be upset, to really think

37:50

that that's something, like you said, that

37:52

wasn't discussed before, and this is the

37:54

part that really gets me, it's

37:57

not that it was made as part

37:59

of the, the performance don't trip. It

38:02

was, okay, we're going to do this because this

38:04

going to get the people talking. I don't

38:06

see how that's not extremely clear

38:09

to these people. And it's

38:11

still worked. When

38:13

you, if you watch the

38:15

Superbowl, if you pay any type of

38:17

attention before the halftime show, you get

38:19

a warning. It's rated

38:22

you. That's what it is. Like

38:24

for us. Yeah. And the final

38:26

warning is my ruin,

38:28

some relationships or something like that. Like

38:30

they're playing on the,

38:33

the, the kiki palmer shit. Exactly.

38:35

So to think, to not think

38:37

that that was planned is

38:40

so fucking weird. Exactly. And, and

38:42

okay, look, and pause because our,

38:45

our work wife is here. She's downstairs. We're

38:47

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38:49

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40:26

Nikki Blaze. Hi. What's

40:28

up? Welcome. We're talking

40:30

about Usher and Alicia Keys. Ooh.

40:33

And I was going to say another

40:35

stupid thing is like they're

40:38

doing a song called My Boo. Of

40:40

course they're going to perform that shit like

40:43

it's a stage show. Like

40:45

imagine if they were doing that show and

40:48

they fucking kept three feet for

40:50

Jesus as they say. That would have been

40:52

lame. That would have looked dumb. Yeah. So

40:57

I remember speaking of that Nikki Blaze did

40:59

you ever go to high school dances and

41:01

what not? Yeah.

41:05

And so when I went to a Catholic

41:07

high school for a year at

41:10

the dances they would always say leave room

41:12

for Jesus. They always made it was like

41:14

you couldn't get too close. You know what

41:17

I'm saying? There was no Jesus at ours.

41:19

Well just a bunch of little horny little kids.

41:22

I mean I got best answer in the eighth grade

41:24

and I was throwing it back when I shouldn't have been.

41:27

I know it was different. Jesus

41:29

is everywhere. He don't need a

41:31

lot of space. And

41:35

I remember correctly but it was my own

41:37

nearest. You

41:40

don't got to be that far apart. I know. Well

41:43

you're going to be here. He wasn't he was small

41:45

though. He was a corporate guy.

41:47

Not at the end. His

41:50

stepdad wasn't a corporate. Was

41:53

it? No I think he

41:55

ended up learning the trade. Something like that.

42:00

So you guys had to have a respectable- At

42:03

the Catholic school I went to, they would make sure people

42:05

were kind of- I think they tried to do that with

42:07

us. It was a slow dance scene. I mean, the regular

42:09

dances, you know, we were all doing whatever, but the slow

42:11

dance was normally like when you saw the hands going down,

42:14

there's probably somebody that was like, hey, pick them things back up.

42:17

But then senior year though, they

42:19

let everybody do whatever the fuck you

42:21

wanted. I remember prom was crazy. It

42:23

was like motherfuckers was disgusting at prom,

42:26

you know? And that was great, because

42:28

I was prom king. You're

42:31

like, so it worked out- But I did not have sex that night.

42:34

Neither did I. What the fuck?

42:36

No, I got picked up early

42:38

from prom my senior year. From your

42:40

parental, by your parental? Oh yeah. Dad picked

42:42

me up and my day early and I wasn't

42:44

allowed to go out after we had both of

42:46

our families at our house. Dang.

42:49

Yeah. Why? What

42:51

do you mean why? Oh, I mean, I get why. What

42:53

do you think happened? Prom night,

42:55

senior year, my dad said- I'm my

42:58

daughter. My dad said, I am not

43:00

stupid. Shit, man, I'm so mad because

43:02

we, I

43:04

don't know what happened, but my prom date, we

43:07

all agreed, everybody, it was me, my

43:09

prom date, Julian, our boy

43:11

from high school, and Julian took

43:13

my date's friend to our

43:15

prom, right? And afterwards we're all

43:17

like, let's go to the beach afterwards. We're

43:19

like, yeah, let's go to the beach. I'm

43:22

thinking, I'm about to lose my virginity on

43:24

the sand. How fun. Well,

43:27

yeah, you know, if you've ever- He

43:29

did it, and he did his virginity. So it seemed fun

43:31

to him. No, no, no, it was my, I had never-

43:33

Oh, you did, that's what you want? No, no, no, no,

43:35

I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. I didn't. Yeah,

43:38

no, I'm saying, she said, if you have ever, I

43:40

say he didn't ever. Oh, yeah. That's why

43:42

it seemed like a good idea to him. But, well,

43:44

I have, but we'll go back to that. At

43:46

the time. Now

43:49

that we've cleared all of this up, would you like to go back

43:51

to your story? But

43:53

we get to the beach. We get all

43:56

the way to fucking Huntington Beach, open the

43:58

door. She goes, it's cold. Close

44:00

the door. Yeah, bruh.

44:03

You didn't even do the, well, here's my jacket. We

44:05

didn't even set foot out of the car. She

44:07

opened the door, was like, it's cold. Oh, she

44:09

was saying, you two can go. Y'all

44:11

sold the fucking liquor. Nah, it wasn't it.

44:14

I wish, I wish. We ended

44:16

up just buying some Taco Bell, eating at her house.

44:19

Which was not how I expected it to

44:21

go. My senior prom night

44:23

was better than yours then. That

44:26

makes me feel better. Whose idea was to be

44:28

yours or Julian? He was

44:30

always trying to get girls

44:32

to the beach. And did it

44:35

work other times? I

44:37

can't remember a time where he actually

44:40

smashed that beach. But I

44:42

definitely remember him like, hey,

44:44

you woke up to the beach. My

44:47

girl got a friend. And

44:50

it was just for me to keep

44:52

the friend company so he could try whatever.

44:55

Nothing happened with me. The girl kept burping. I

44:57

remember that. She

45:00

was very pretty though. I got there and

45:02

I was like, oh, good job, bro. But

45:05

then she's ghetto as hell. She was

45:07

ghetto. And she just kept burping. And it was so

45:09

weird to me, but she was very pretty. And

45:12

I don't know where he was, but he

45:14

came back unsuccessful. It's like, why did we

45:16

keep coming here? It's cold. Working.

45:19

Have you ever, you've ever beach

45:22

canoodles? Yes. Oh, we all

45:24

have. Yeah. Yes. Oh, I

45:26

remember. Yes. They

45:30

won't hear that. I

45:33

have only once. But

45:37

it was, I'd heard the stories of the sand

45:39

getting everywhere. So I had laid

45:41

a towel down. So it

45:43

wasn't fully like naked on sand. But

45:47

I do remember just having a great

45:49

experience because I remember just hitting

45:51

it from the back and looking up and

45:53

seeing the ass and then looking up and

45:55

seeing the stars and the waves. It's beautiful.

45:57

I felt like I was one with the

45:59

universe. I feel like

46:01

every vacation should have some sort of

46:04

moment like that when you are hooking

46:06

up and there's a view That's

46:08

what vacation is to me. I don't know what

46:10

y'all do on vacation. But if that's not happening,

46:12

it wasn't successful jerking off I don't know about that

46:18

So you fast yeah, but wasn't

46:21

no clouds no you You

46:26

know you hear it in every song and you see

46:28

all the videos that everybody's always talking about You know

46:31

I want to travel the world with my you know

46:33

with my person and I want to Do

46:35

those types of things in those places and

46:37

for me that's exactly why we're traveling to

46:39

do those experiences in those places And it's

46:43

amazing. I didn't realize balcony

46:45

sex was a thing for so many

46:47

people until like Because I would

46:49

always tell Rick about like yeah You know like

46:51

balconies my shit and then like I saw me

46:53

and I was like this is poppin enough to

46:55

be a meme I was like y'all

46:57

oh, it's all the same. Huh? Just live in

46:59

the same life. What's the lowest balcony?

47:05

Walk where to the street Have

47:08

y'all been to? The

47:10

Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood No,

47:13

thanks. Oh, man. So it's it's one of

47:15

those like Oh Hotels, but then

47:17

they like redid it and it became like one

47:19

of them expensive ones. Mmm, but You

47:22

remember the very first beauty car? Yeah,

47:25

hotel that was that yes, okay,

47:27

so the pool. Okay One

47:30

layer above that Oh the like the

47:32

it's like the bungalows they call. Okay.

47:34

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah Yes,

47:37

I've done on there You

47:39

can see people in the eye But

47:45

it's like the balconies

47:47

are closed, you know, I'm

47:49

like you can see through the balcony so you

47:51

can see our heads So

47:54

we can see all of you you can't see all of

47:57

us really

48:00

like about the balcony is that you kind

48:02

of get the I'm outside without really being

48:04

outside experience of it. Like I can see

48:07

y'all but can you see me? You

48:09

know? I found out how

48:11

many people are like into

48:13

that. Yeah. Just by just being in hotels,

48:15

even when you don't have a balcony. Girls

48:18

that maybe are

48:21

still like not sure if they're gonna let

48:23

you smash. You could be like, I

48:26

real quick take titties out front of the window. And they're

48:29

really okay. They do it because

48:32

of the possibility of being seen. I'm

48:34

like, oh, okay. It's

48:36

that I think it's in the back of everybody's

48:38

head. Like just that

48:41

the taboon is of it. Yeah. Like, you

48:43

know, a lot of girls will say they

48:45

would like to try like stripping one night

48:47

just experience, you know. Yes. I

48:50

think about it every time I go back to

48:52

Hawaii every time I go because we're in there so

48:54

much out of the Roxas. Love

48:57

love a strip clubs out in Hawaii, but there is

48:59

something about it. I don't know. Whenever I go,

49:01

I look at some of the girls that are

49:03

on stage and I'm like, I could do that.

49:05

But then also I'm like, they are wearing no

49:07

underwear. I would not do that. I don't care

49:09

how. No, that is a whole other level of

49:11

stripping. But yeah, I look at the pool sometimes

49:13

and I'm like, if this talking

49:15

thing don't work out, if

49:18

men weren't so trash

49:20

and disrespectful at random times, I think more

49:22

women would have tried it already. I don't

49:25

think that's what it is. I

49:29

really think it's what they're worried about what everybody

49:31

else would think about them. If they found out

49:33

they did it, it's not like when I'm in,

49:36

I frequent the strip club. So

49:39

I don't see a lot of the disrespectful

49:41

things that people are assuming are happening. It's

49:43

pretty well regulated, you know, but I, I

49:45

believe because I know what keeps me off the pole

49:47

is somebody being like, I saw Nikki on the pole.

49:49

That's what I'm talking about. I'm not

49:51

talking about industry. Okay. Okay. I'm talking

49:53

about how, okay. Oh, she did that.

49:55

She did see that. You know what

49:57

I'm saying? Right, right. It gets real

49:59

disrespectful. Yeah, simply because you

50:01

did those things. Well, that's why those

50:03

pull Classes are where a lot

50:06

of women like to go and they feel

50:08

really sexy because it's a safe space, right?

50:10

And so it's different than I actually tried

50:12

amateur night at the local club versus I

50:15

was with my girlfriend So we just had

50:17

a strip night and you're like man the

50:19

back of your mind I'll be talking shit about that

50:21

one. What the fuck is this? Go

50:24

to the club. Stupid

50:26

ass. What you

50:28

wearing too? Hold on. I told somebody I did

50:30

bottle service and they told me that I was a

50:32

baby stripper. And they were like

50:34

you're just a JV stripper who didn't get promoted.

50:36

Oh, that's real serious. Yeah,

50:39

when I told somebody had asked me have you ever you

50:41

know done bottle service? I was like yeah, I loved it.

50:43

I made a lot of money. They're like well you're just a JV

50:45

stripper who didn't make the varsity team and

50:47

I was like What does that even mean? I

50:50

was like because I'm in my bra and underwear walking

50:52

around giving people bottles and getting money from them. I

50:54

did it. Okay, well when you put it

50:56

like that. Thanks for making it make sense to

50:58

me. Yeah, I know. I

51:02

understood it when they said it. I was like damn I'm a little

51:04

offended. And also well, you

51:07

prove the point. Well, thanks for

51:09

watching. Learn

51:11

something new today. You're

51:14

welcome. Make sure

51:16

you like, comment, share, subscribe. All that

51:18

bullshit. Let me see when this one

51:21

is airing actually because it's

51:23

about to be me and

51:25

Nicki Blades birthday. Yeah,

51:28

this is the last day of

51:30

February. So next month is our

51:32

birthday. Send us

51:35

stuff. Thank you for watching this podcast. Make sure

51:37

you like, comment, share, subscribe. All that bullshit. I'm

51:39

Tim Chantarong too. I'm Ricky Shutt. I'm Nicki Blades.

51:41

Bye. Thank

51:46

you.

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