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know what load dirty He's
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like, you're my dirty pops. What's
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up y'all? Welcome back to the No Chaser
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podcast. It's a beautiful day in Los Angeles.
4:12
I'm Tim Chantarangsu. I'm Ricky Shucks. And
4:14
I'm Nikki Blade. She's actually- She left
4:16
again. Wow. You know what? She just quit.
4:19
No. She came back and then she was
4:21
like, I don't like the ladies in this
4:23
new studio. I'm outta here. Hey,
4:25
hey, hey. This couch is too soft.
4:27
Hey, hey, hey. Nah,
4:31
she's currently in an Uber. It's been a
4:33
complicated morning. She's just got off of playing.
4:35
She's on her way. She's gonna probably be
4:38
here for the last half of the episode,
4:40
but- And we didn't feel like waiting. And
4:44
she definitely did say, meh, meh, meh, meh. Oh,
4:46
you know, it's what she do.
4:49
Just play, Nikki Blade. We love you. So
4:52
now that we're here, well,
4:55
now that's just you and me, Ricky. I
4:58
got something interesting to talk about, okay? Because
5:00
this is some secretive shit. We can't just
5:03
be talking about this in front of anybody.
5:05
Makes sense, makes sense. So somebody
5:07
in the comments a few episodes ago noticed
5:12
all the Illuminati symbolism- Everything
5:14
got pulled out? And the
5:16
Freemasonry shit that we have
5:19
on set, and they left
5:21
a very detailed comment about
5:23
it, all right? Let's see
5:25
if they found everything. First
5:28
off, they were like, a
5:31
lot of, what was it?
5:33
In the dream? A lot of Illuminati and Freemasonry
5:35
stuff. We're like, yeah, you know, it's, can't even
5:37
hide it. I was like, where? They
5:40
left a whole fucking paragraph, dog. So
5:43
let me ask you, if you know
5:45
what this person is talking about, and
5:47
if you see it, all right? TotalRedeem44
5:51
says, Freemasonic
5:54
symbolism all over the
5:56
place. First one. You
6:00
had a different hat on but it said the blue first
6:02
of all wait, let me see what hat you had on my
6:04
hat You had an la hat. Oh the
6:06
blue 66.6 hurts
6:10
Hz on rick's hat and
6:12
the sofa plus different shades of it
6:15
in the background So
6:19
free mason colors wait He
6:22
went to the frequency of the colors.
6:24
Uh, um, six 66.6 hurts. All right
6:30
You can't hide that. Yeah, so
6:32
the dodgers are Must
6:34
be they're not ready for that conversation Okay,
6:38
because oh you just What
6:41
are they what are they dodging? What
6:43
are they dodging? I'll
6:47
be as above so never mind All
6:51
right next my shirt Mm-hmm
6:57
I had the it says with the www
6:59
meaning the mark of the beast I
7:02
had a A
7:05
little bow wow t-shirt on Oh
7:09
this person is funny but
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bow wow beast
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Bow wow. Wow, you be yo you be yay
7:19
Bow wow Say
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it backwards. Wow Ws
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three and three do
7:30
triangles that makes six.
7:32
Okay All
7:35
right, here we go Illuminati
7:37
pyramid between nikki and rick Um
7:40
between nikki and rick I
7:43
don't know what they're talking about with that one Oh
7:48
the plan now the plan holder itself
7:52
It looks like something but I ain't
7:54
gonna say nothing Free
7:56
masonic black literature represented with the
7:59
bookshelf I
8:02
say much there. I haven't looked at any of
8:04
these so I'm not sure I actually can't read
8:06
so I don't know What's back there? The
8:10
two books back there that have always caught my
8:12
eye, so I'll give you that I Alright,
8:16
alright sure That
8:20
you were wearing our um this
8:22
shirt the Emotionally
8:24
unstable Yes, you
8:26
were wearing this emotionally unstable hoodie
8:30
But they said on
8:32
the shirt there's an Illuminati
8:34
dolphin on Rick shirt I
8:37
don't even know what that is yeah, I've never
8:39
heard of that um but apparently there's one on
8:41
on that shirt we dropped Goodie
8:45
brand calm um let's
8:49
see 33 and 88 represented
8:51
with the plant leaves and
8:54
And The
8:56
tables and the shape of the
8:58
shelves behind you okay
9:01
the table I get the
9:04
plant leaves What
9:07
do you see can you see? shapes
9:12
I'm gonna have to go look at the leaves that
9:14
one, but the table I get oh, and then we
9:16
don't have the table here It looks like you All
9:21
right the ground with the black
9:23
and white checkerboard patterns, okay, but
9:25
it's not checkerboard But mm-hmm all
9:28
the things you said referencing Lucifer, etc. I don't
9:30
remember when I was doing devil Wait, what are
9:32
we talking about the devil? I think so I
9:35
forget Nikki's
9:40
been to Tabas
9:42
stock college or somewhere else Beating
9:45
red meat. I don't know what that means. I don't
9:47
I don't remember the context of the conversation The
9:50
LS contact means
9:53
Lucifer soul Lucifer Satan
9:56
What LS? I don't remember I
10:00
don't know if he's referencing stuff we're talking about on the episode, but I
10:02
don't remember The
10:04
backward pentagram is only before
10:06
your name. I Don't
10:09
know John
10:12
Lennon's book. I guess John Lennon's book is up there
10:14
red straw on black liquid
10:18
Was I drinking? Oh, I had
10:20
a coffee with a red straw in
10:22
it and that is blood evocation It's
10:25
all right backward pyramid in
10:28
between Nikki's tits a Yeah,
10:33
that's so funny a Pile
10:37
of soul blue glass.
10:40
Oh, I guess class as
10:42
well. Oh again
10:46
Memphis egg symbology symbology
10:49
Sim symbolism. Yeah Okay
10:53
And it
10:56
says as Above
10:58
so below somewhere success doesn't come
11:01
freely any comment question mark. You didn't
11:03
know question mark Oh, that's that's
11:05
great. I love this. Oh, oh,
11:07
oh wait. Oh, he left two comments the
11:09
same shit. Oh, yeah same shit. All right
11:13
Yeah, I get there you go There
11:17
was some stuff you can make arguments There
11:19
was some stuff you can make argument for
11:22
I'll give them that I mean if you
11:24
want to talk about the fucking shades of
11:26
blue You can make that comment. You could
11:28
you know that about anything the plan holder
11:30
the books the table If
11:33
you care to make argument, you could
11:35
make argument. Um Everything
11:38
else did make any sense. I yeah, I
11:40
don't know. I don't have any Just
11:44
so y'all know I'm not famous enough to be
11:46
invited to the Illuminati Be
11:49
famous for masonry, but what is that?
11:52
Uh, it's a society.
11:54
Hmm one of those Similar
11:57
I I mean, I remember everybody I
12:00
thought Jay-Z was a Freemason for a
12:02
bit. Yeah. All
12:04
right, so from my understanding, I don't even know
12:06
how much of this I'm allowed to say. Okay.
12:10
But there are people... Oh, the John Lennon
12:12
book. Okay. There
12:14
are people who believe
12:18
that Freemasonry has a lot
12:20
of demonic shit, sacrifices,
12:22
worshiping, Satan, yada, yada, yada.
12:26
Okay. I've heard
12:28
from people that there are chapters
12:31
and sectors that dabble in
12:33
that shit. Okay. I don't know
12:36
enough to really speak on it.
12:39
But once people got a
12:41
hold of that, they made that to
12:43
be all of what Masonry is.
12:45
So being a famous
12:48
person associated with Masonry became
12:51
this whole, you're so devil-worshiping. Right, right,
12:53
right. I just
12:55
always thought, everybody swears
12:58
that everything is the Illuminati, but it's
13:00
like for
13:02
a secret society, man, a lot of people seem
13:04
to know everything about it. Yeah, they figured it
13:07
all out. They rule the world and y'all figured
13:09
them out. Right. So
13:11
where did you get your information, dawg?
13:13
How do you just fucking know so
13:16
much about this shit? I mean, there's
13:18
literature out there, but I don't know.
13:21
People read something, I think they know something
13:24
and then just place it over whatever they
13:26
want to. Like, y'all think
13:28
Jay-Z is the most powerful motherfucker in the world or
13:30
something? Why him? Remember
13:33
that church played Lucifer backwards
13:36
and all of
13:38
those lyrics came up? It was so
13:40
dumb. It was so stupid. And it
13:42
sucks because you know people
13:45
who are really in the church are
13:47
not listening to a Jay-Z song called
13:49
Lucifer. So they don't
13:51
even realize that what they're playing
13:54
backwards in the lyrics are
13:56
the lyrics of the song forward. Why would
13:58
those same words come? out backwards. It's
14:00
so dumb bro. So for context here, okay,
14:03
when, when Jay-Z put out that Lucifer's out
14:05
in the morning, I'm gonna chase him
14:07
out of the earth, right? Fucking, there was his
14:09
passes. clip was playing the song for the church
14:12
and he was like, and it
14:14
was, and
14:17
it was the play it backwards. Yes. Yes. And
14:19
they swear they heard, what was it?
14:21
I don't
14:23
even feel comfortable saying the word murder. And
14:26
that wasn't even a backwards. It was just
14:28
a sample of the shit that was like
14:30
chopped and screwed. So Jay Jay Z says,
14:33
Emma murder me. So I got
14:36
to murder them first emergencies doctor
14:38
performed procedures. Jesus. And they
14:40
just took the two murders and the Jesus
14:42
and put it together over a beat. He
14:47
was on some GC to put the
14:49
yellow in the song. He says
14:51
leave niggas on death's door, breathing
14:56
off rest, boy, Raiders for killing my best
14:59
boy haters in the reverse.
15:01
Leave niggas on death's door. You
15:07
go listen to the song. He says all
15:10
of these things. I remember the first time
15:12
I realized what it's your from a Nippon
15:14
wearing year. Oh yeah. That
15:16
was cool. Yeah. Boy's mind was blown. I was
15:18
in high school and I just happened to have
15:20
a little, a little sound recorder on my computer
15:22
where like you could place it backwards. And I
15:24
was like, Oh, let's try this out. I
15:27
got, I got in that shit. I was like, it's your friend,
15:29
Nippon friend. Yeah. And then played it forward. And then when it
15:31
was just up on my thing
15:33
down, flipping it reverse, I was like, yo,
15:36
and fucking dumb ass Jeremy, Jeremy
15:40
swore. He must have learned this from church too,
15:42
because he was like, no, no, no. He will.
15:44
We were at school trying to figure out what
15:48
Missy was saying backwards, right? He was
15:50
like, no, she's saying it's yours.
15:52
If the, no, the pussy is yours. If
15:54
you've something, something I was like, huh, how
15:57
does that ever make sense? Die? You ought to
15:59
understand how backwards works? Yeah,
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Have you seen Maya? Of course.
19:46
She looks like better now I
19:48
think. Yeah and she was amazing
19:50
then. Y'all want to hear
19:52
some embarrassing shit? So Maya,
19:55
either Maya or Sis, somebody had posted like
19:57
a world star posted something about like Maya.
19:59
and Cisco, or maybe it was just a Maya post.
20:01
I think it was just a Maya post. Like look how
20:04
good Maya looks, right? And I was like,
20:06
LOL, I remember being inspired
20:08
because when Maya was dating
20:10
Cisco, it made me feel like,
20:13
oh, she's dating a dude shortening her. I
20:15
was like, gave me inspiration as a short dude, right?
20:18
She took time to get in the
20:20
comments and replied to me and was
20:22
like, never dated, just friends. Well, shit.
20:26
All my confidence is ruined. He's
20:28
so hot. Wow, I can't take time out of
20:31
your busy vegans schedule to crush my little
20:33
dreams. Wait a minute. Wow,
20:36
man. I remember, okay, I'm
20:40
on name name. Do you remember when that
20:42
dude hit me
20:44
and Benji up talking
20:46
about he was Kanye's producer and he
20:49
wanted to work with Andrew? No.
20:52
All right, so some dude, not gonna say
20:54
his name because he was actually like in
20:56
the industry. He
20:59
wasn't necessarily lying, but the way he presented
21:01
it was like, I'm
21:04
Kanye's producer. I'm
21:06
the one who produces everything for
21:08
Kanye. He kept trying to
21:10
get Andrew in the booth, but we was
21:12
kind of like, that don't really make sense.
21:14
If you are working on these beats that
21:16
we're listening to, what do you want with
21:18
Andrew? And then he
21:21
was like, yeah, we're doing a
21:23
session where Maya should come through. And
21:25
then I was like, I really think
21:27
Andrew should do this. I just feel like
21:29
it makes sense. We
21:32
got to the studio, there was no Maya. Really?
21:36
Yeah. He was like, oh yeah, she stepped
21:38
out. What the fuck?
21:41
I was so annoyed. It was close to here too.
21:44
No, actually it was close to that Popeyes week near
21:47
all the clubs and all the other stuff. Yeah,
21:49
yeah, yeah. I was so annoyed. I feel like
21:51
I should probably add, you
21:54
know how I always joke about how me and
21:56
she have our like our pass, celebrity pass. I
21:59
think I might. make mine Maya. I
22:02
think I should do it just for old time
22:04
sake. Mine's always changing kind of. She is Paul
22:06
Walker. Yeah,
22:12
but she got a brother. That's true. That
22:14
is close enough in appearance to CGI a
22:16
little bit. You know, she refuses to change
22:18
it. She's like, no, Paul Walker for life.
22:20
I'm like, well, all
22:22
right, I'll tell
22:24
you what, when that Drake dick leaked, um,
22:27
she changed her mind. She didn't change her
22:30
mind. She used to think Drake was cute
22:32
for a time and now she's kind of
22:34
like over it or whatever. But I was
22:36
like, babe, check this out. I sent her
22:38
a Drake dick video. She was like, not
22:41
bad. That was her reaction. Not bad. That's
22:43
so funny. That was a
22:45
funny little time on the internet. You've
22:48
got real gay. Yeah. Really,
22:51
really, really gay out of nowhere.
22:53
Everybody was like just very obsessed
22:55
with it. Yeah. No dudes are like praising
22:57
you. I was like, Oh, all right. Y'all
22:59
take it. Y'all take it far. It's funny
23:01
though. I
23:05
think, you know, and that's the thing. Um, I
23:08
think when I was, uh, when I did the dudes
23:10
podcast with David, it came up and our producer Robin
23:12
was like, do you got, does he
23:14
really think that a girl would like a guy
23:16
like, uh, just like waving
23:19
his dick around like that? I'm like, Robin,
23:21
you have no idea. Let me tell you.
23:23
Girls need to stop thinking they know girls.
23:27
Girls always speak for the whole clan
23:29
and y'all be wrong sometimes. Very wrong.
23:32
A lot of girls like that shit.
23:34
They do. I
23:36
called him Aubrey de Pooh. Aubrey
23:38
de Pooh. He
23:40
was bottomless. That
23:44
was the funny shit to be. Just
23:46
being bottomless as a man is already
23:48
funny. Send the proof of it. I
23:51
don't think, I don't know if I've ever
23:53
sent a, like, you can see my full
23:55
body when I'm waving my shit around bottomless.
23:57
I think I've definitely waved, waved around bottomless.
24:00
But like you only but you
24:02
don't see that I have a top on maybe
24:04
like basing my day up Well,
24:09
you know what man um, I think the
24:11
world is waiting bro for that We
24:13
always talk about Nikki blades only fans,
24:15
but I think the world's waiting for
24:17
that Ricky shucks only fans They don't
24:19
they gonna keep waiting. I'm camera. Sure
24:29
It's been talked about oh you
24:31
like you thought about it before it's been
24:33
like a discussion with somebody else Yeah,
24:35
I mean look yeah. Yeah, I
24:38
think I think if here's the thing right?
24:40
Let's say let's say We
24:43
just never get ads on no chaser ever again and
24:47
You have to cuz look if if if
24:50
if my wife is debating In
24:52
the back of her mind that she might sell some feet one
24:54
day I think we gotta let
24:57
the people see that rig dick dog. So
24:59
here's the thing, right? So I've been asked
25:02
Can I use this for only? What
25:05
one? one I
25:08
Would have to have only fans To
25:11
agree because you can't just post
25:14
you doing stuff with people Okay, no cuz they're they
25:16
don't know if that person consents to it. Is that
25:18
like the new rule? Yeah, so
25:21
you have they have to be tagged or
25:23
maybe you can have them fill out some
25:25
points on a release There's a process so
25:27
they know is that right and then secondly
25:31
It looks cool from your ankle But
25:34
if we doing this, I gotta be holding the
25:36
camera. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All I see
25:38
is stomach It
25:42
ain't gonna look the same. Hmm. So
25:45
then we'd have we'd have to wait until
25:47
I finished speaking of bruh,
25:49
uh Let
25:52
me tell you Jagging off
25:54
with the Apple Vision Pro glasses
25:57
is not what you think it would be In
26:01
a good way or a bad way? In a bad
26:03
way. I've been waiting to tell you this shit on
26:05
the pod. Because it was
26:07
like I wanted to tell you immediately. But
26:10
it was not what we thought. Pretty
26:13
much, Doug. Okay, let me tell you. First of
26:16
all, you think it's gonna be
26:18
some fucking I'm fully
26:20
immersed in this world shit, right?
26:23
But if it's not filmed for it, it's not that.
26:26
Even what you would look up on
26:29
Pornhub or whatever as 3D immersive porn.
26:34
No one's really been specifically filming
26:36
for that. There's not a lot
26:39
of... False. VR, you
26:41
have to search. Oh, VR. Okay, yes. But
26:44
even in my search... Well, here's what's annoying. I
26:46
couldn't really get a good search in either. I
26:48
feel like all the shit I was clicking were
26:50
very old, shot filmed for old things. So it
26:52
wasn't what it was supposed to be. But
26:55
here's the annoying part, right? So
26:57
y'all know I'm like a spank
26:59
bang or XNXX dude, right?
27:03
Quality free porn sites, right? You
27:05
can find a lot of shit there. But the issue with
27:07
these, with many other porn sites is you get
27:10
the fucking pop up, the live Jasmine
27:12
or whatever, right? Here's
27:14
what it is, right? First of all, let me give you the pros.
27:16
The pros is the shit. The Apple Vision
27:18
pros, okay? You can make
27:20
the screen big as shit. I'm
27:23
talking about it can
27:25
look like this whole wall is
27:27
what I'm watching the porn on,
27:29
okay? Which is great, okay? But
27:32
here's the thing, right? So I don't know if you
27:34
know how these work, but the
27:37
computer mouse is your eyeballs. That's
27:40
how you select something to
27:43
click, okay? So I
27:45
don't know if you function like this when
27:47
you are doing your jerking sessions, all right?
27:50
I like to load up a good three or four
27:52
videos and I click one, I
27:54
right click, I let that motherfucker load, I pause,
27:56
I have it, I have like four tabs so
27:58
I can go in. between a different selection
28:01
of shit, right? So this
28:04
is not easy with the
28:07
Apple Vision Pros. It doesn't sound like it
28:09
would be. And for two, to select
28:12
the little, when the live Jasmine shit pops
28:14
up, I'm trying to exit out. But you
28:16
know how hard it is to click the
28:19
little X? When I'm like, also when I
28:21
got like, like, like fucking like tits
28:23
and shit in my peripheral. And I'm
28:25
like, so
28:27
I'm like trying to get my eyeballs up to this shit
28:29
to click so I can X out. It's
28:32
just there, right? Also, I
28:34
can't drag, you know, when you're watching
28:36
porn, you like to click around. It's
28:38
like you might watch some, some fillets
28:40
for a little bit. And then you watch
28:42
a little of this, you watch a little bit of that, right? It's
28:45
so difficult, dog. Just let it
28:47
play. Yes. That's so
28:49
funny. All right. So I only watch porn
28:51
on the phone. I haven't watched porn on
28:54
a laptop or a computer in years. So
28:56
I definitely don't do the multi haves
28:58
back and forth. I just, I
29:01
pick one. I may do a little, little
29:03
scrubbing to see if it's worth it and
29:05
I'm good. Right. But there
29:09
may be a setting you're missing or
29:11
something, right? Because I have
29:13
an Oculus. Okay. And I had to see
29:15
what the porn was like on there. And
29:18
on there, like you're watching VR porn.
29:20
So there is no screen to make
29:22
big or just there. Right. So it
29:24
just looks like your, like how we're
29:26
looking at this. It's just like that.
29:28
Okay. So you can turn around and
29:30
I would see these books and they'd
29:32
be fucking over here. I should go
29:34
to a VR specific website. Yeah. Okay.
29:36
Well you can go to the hub.
29:39
Yeah. They have specific porn.
29:41
Okay. So maybe I'm, maybe I remember the, uh,
29:44
the twerking butts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They came
29:46
with goggles or that. Did you actually do that
29:48
with the goggles? Um, yeah, but it was different.
29:50
You had to put your phone on there. So
29:52
it was a different experience, but poor
29:55
hub. They've been making VR porn since
29:57
back then. Yeah. I might. Yeah,
30:00
you're just looking at regular porn. Yeah
30:03
Yeah, well, it was not great man I ended up
30:06
just kind of settling for something that I
30:08
wasn't completely happy with and had to watch
30:10
the whole fucking thing You know, I was
30:12
like, ah man, that's so yeah Go go
30:14
to some actual VR porn and let me
30:16
know this right because this was the problem
30:19
with the um, the Oculus, right?
30:22
so Maybe
30:24
I'm I don't know something
30:27
about the Oculus But in my experience you
30:29
have to like map out the
30:31
room you're in and the floor and a
30:33
safe space. Okay Okay, that's about like six
30:35
feet wide. So you're not bumping into shit
30:38
or whatever. Yeah You
30:40
can't really Operate
30:42
outside of that when
30:44
you get out of that zone It like
30:46
takes you to where you can see
30:49
your actual surroundings, right? So
30:51
let's say make that zone But
30:54
then I want to lay down I'm
30:56
a lay down person. Okay. Oh, you're laid
30:59
down jerker. Yeah, if my head is up
31:01
like this Yeah, it's out of the field
31:03
of vision So I'll have to like put
31:05
my head down I said make sure you
31:07
can see the floors and shit or sit
31:10
at the edge of the bed or something
31:12
So that was the it was like you either watch this
31:15
shit or you jack off to it There
31:17
is no other way for me. All right, I'm not
31:19
a sitter All right. I need to I need to
31:21
charge that shit up and try it again I can
31:23
definitely I can lay down one thing that was cool
31:25
that I did do was able to do is like, um
31:28
You know, I got a POV situation and I
31:30
moved the screen So it was looking like
31:32
it was like right where my junk would
31:34
be lined up with dudes Was
31:40
it it wasn't what I expected it to be,
31:42
you know for that first time I guess I'm
31:45
learning, you know The technology is new for me
31:48
There's a learning curve with jacking off in
31:51
these different stages of life Yeah, you think you
31:53
know everything and then the Apple
31:55
Pro comes and I tell you what there's always curve
31:57
when I'm jacking My
32:01
penis curves to the right. Oh man. Ah
32:04
yeah, so I'm figuring it out. Chia was
32:07
like, the whole time I'm praying I'm like,
32:09
I hope Chia doesn't walk in. Because
32:12
it was, it was, it was look, I think I kind
32:14
of whimpering myself in the mirror. It was not great. Because
32:17
look, I was really trying to enjoy myself, right? So
32:20
I got my AirPods in, I got
32:22
the fuck kid. The Apple Vision Plus
32:24
goggle shit. I got my pants around
32:27
my ankles. Not even
32:29
out the fly dog. I'm bottomless, alright? I might
32:31
have even been naked. I walked into my office
32:33
with my shirt off just a few days. So
32:35
I got my fuck head go out. My
32:38
pajamas are around my ankles. And
32:41
I'm butt naked with this fucking headset on, right? Ready.
32:45
So funny. That's a scene in the movie right
32:47
there. And here's what's annoying too. I thought like,
32:49
at first I had the low light. It was
32:52
just my like, the light from whatever little lamp.
32:54
And I'm like, maybe this shit's fucking up because
32:56
in the low light it can't detect my fingers.
32:58
So I turned the lights all the way on.
33:01
So I'm gonna fucking bright ass, I'm butt
33:03
naked with the goggles on. That's
33:06
so funny. Yeah,
33:08
yeah. We'll try again. We'll try again.
33:11
We'll give it a go. That shit's cool though, man. I
33:14
bet. I mean, the Oculus
33:17
was cool just being immersed in
33:19
it. But, yeah, I'll stick with
33:21
the phone. You ever, I was
33:24
gonna say like, because
33:29
I was in a long distance relationship, right? And
33:32
they were talking about, you know, people were always sending me
33:34
shit where it was like, you know,
33:37
you, it was like
33:39
sex toys where, you know, you put
33:41
your junk in this and they feel it on
33:43
the other end. And there
33:45
was that one episode of Married with Children
33:48
where Bud was like the
33:51
trial for a fully
33:53
fucking virtual experience where it
33:55
was like all these things were hooked up to
33:57
his whole body. And then he was like, I'm
33:59
done with this. women after that. I
34:01
don't need no real life women.
34:04
I'm good with this, right? So
34:07
my question is, would
34:09
you ever try that out? If
34:12
that existed? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably. Yeah.
34:14
I'm more open to that now. Now
34:17
that it's becoming more common? Nah, now that
34:19
I'm realizing a lot
34:21
of women suck. At
34:23
least the ones I meet. Oh, now you want to say, now
34:25
that I'm lonely? Now that
34:28
I can't find nobody, real
34:31
women don't like me. But
34:35
nah, I mean, I would try to see
34:37
what that's about. I would try to, man,
34:39
even as a married man. I'd be like,
34:41
I'd be like, baby, this ain't cheating, right?
34:43
This can't be cheating, right? No,
34:46
there's no way. Some people
34:48
would be in a, because there have been clips of me
34:50
talking about porn or whatever. And there's always the occasional comment,
34:52
especially when it hits the algorithm of why
34:54
are you watching porn as a married man? I'm
34:57
like, first of all,
34:59
do you know how grateful my
35:01
wife is? When I'm feeling
35:03
it and she's not, and I'm like, all
35:05
right, I'm just going to go jack off. She's
35:08
like, thank God I can go to sleep.
35:10
And why are you questioning it? If
35:14
you and I have a wife, you
35:17
shouldn't be the one who needs to know why
35:20
he's doing what he's doing while
35:22
married. People will be very upset
35:25
about other people's business. So much.
35:27
And let's talk about this on
35:29
that same subject,
35:31
right? Of course,
35:33
during the Super Bowl, when Usher got
35:36
behind Alicia Keys, everybody was kind of like,
35:38
oh, oh, of course your first
35:40
thought is she's married, Usher. There you
35:43
go again. But to think
35:45
that she wouldn't let
35:48
Swiss beats know ahead of
35:50
time and be like, is this cool
35:52
with you? You know what I'm saying?
35:54
Like, is is such a silly thought.
35:58
It's like one of the fucking most. viewed
36:00
things on American television, millions
36:04
of people, you think Alicia Keys is really
36:06
gonna be like, you know what, hopefully my
36:08
husband don't get bad at this. You know
36:10
what I'm saying? Or do you think Usher
36:13
knowing who her husband
36:15
is, was like, fuck,
36:17
I'ma risk it, on the Super Bowl.
36:19
Yeah, and something, look, even at the
36:21
level that I do, and I have
36:23
to always get in the comments on occasion, because
36:26
I get, you know, the algorithm goes somewhere, and
36:28
then I get some new viewers, right? But I
36:30
always get the occasion, how is his wife cool
36:32
with this? How is she cool with him saying
36:34
this, or being in this, blah, blah, blah? And
36:37
I, one of the main reasons I
36:40
married my wife, is because
36:42
she just had such a level head, not only
36:44
about shit like that, but just in general, you
36:46
know what I'm saying? She's always able to look
36:48
at things objectively, and from
36:51
the jump, and I've told the story a bunch
36:53
of times, but like, when me and Chia were
36:55
just dating, when we weren't even officially together yet,
36:57
we were filming a sketch, where I had to
36:59
kiss on this girl a bunch of times, and
37:02
then, but Chia had just flown in,
37:04
and she was literally sitting there the whole time,
37:06
while I'm kissing this girl over and over again,
37:09
and she was chilling, you know what
37:11
I'm saying? Because she knows it is what it is. So
37:13
it's like, and now, especially
37:15
that we're married, you know, I run everything past her. Even
37:18
if I say a little joke that feels a little reckless
37:20
on the podcast, I'm playing for her, I'm like, what do
37:22
you think about this, right? She'd be like, hmm, cut that,
37:24
I'm like, you got it, touch, all
37:26
good, right? So when people were
37:29
up in arms about that, she
37:31
was like, in social
37:33
media, I get it, it's fun to make
37:35
the jokes. I made the
37:37
jokes, like, it's funny, regardless
37:40
of what him carrying
37:43
or not, like, just n***a, who
37:45
your wife is? It's funny. But
37:48
to really be upset, to really think
37:50
that that's something, like you said, that
37:52
wasn't discussed before, and this is the
37:54
part that really gets me, it's
37:57
not that it was made as part
37:59
of the, the performance don't trip. It
38:02
was, okay, we're going to do this because this
38:04
going to get the people talking. I don't
38:06
see how that's not extremely clear
38:09
to these people. And it's
38:11
still worked. When
38:13
you, if you watch the
38:15
Superbowl, if you pay any type of
38:17
attention before the halftime show, you get
38:19
a warning. It's rated
38:22
you. That's what it is. Like
38:24
for us. Yeah. And the final
38:26
warning is my ruin,
38:28
some relationships or something like that. Like
38:30
they're playing on the,
38:33
the, the kiki palmer shit. Exactly.
38:35
So to think, to not think
38:37
that that was planned is
38:40
so fucking weird. Exactly. And, and
38:42
okay, look, and pause because our,
38:45
our work wife is here. She's downstairs. We're
38:47
going to come right back and she'll be
38:49
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40:26
Nikki Blaze. Hi. What's
40:28
up? Welcome. We're talking
40:30
about Usher and Alicia Keys. Ooh.
40:33
And I was going to say another
40:35
stupid thing is like they're
40:38
doing a song called My Boo. Of
40:40
course they're going to perform that shit like
40:43
it's a stage show. Like
40:45
imagine if they were doing that show and
40:48
they fucking kept three feet for
40:50
Jesus as they say. That would have been
40:52
lame. That would have looked dumb. Yeah. So
40:57
I remember speaking of that Nikki Blaze did
40:59
you ever go to high school dances and
41:01
what not? Yeah.
41:05
And so when I went to a Catholic
41:07
high school for a year at
41:10
the dances they would always say leave room
41:12
for Jesus. They always made it was like
41:14
you couldn't get too close. You know what
41:17
I'm saying? There was no Jesus at ours.
41:19
Well just a bunch of little horny little kids.
41:22
I mean I got best answer in the eighth grade
41:24
and I was throwing it back when I shouldn't have been.
41:27
I know it was different. Jesus
41:29
is everywhere. He don't need a
41:31
lot of space. And
41:35
I remember correctly but it was my own
41:37
nearest. You
41:40
don't got to be that far apart. I know. Well
41:43
you're going to be here. He wasn't he was small
41:45
though. He was a corporate guy.
41:47
Not at the end. His
41:50
stepdad wasn't a corporate. Was
41:53
it? No I think he
41:55
ended up learning the trade. Something like that.
42:00
So you guys had to have a respectable- At
42:03
the Catholic school I went to, they would make sure people
42:05
were kind of- I think they tried to do that with
42:07
us. It was a slow dance scene. I mean, the regular
42:09
dances, you know, we were all doing whatever, but the slow
42:11
dance was normally like when you saw the hands going down,
42:14
there's probably somebody that was like, hey, pick them things back up.
42:17
But then senior year though, they
42:19
let everybody do whatever the fuck you
42:21
wanted. I remember prom was crazy. It
42:23
was like motherfuckers was disgusting at prom,
42:26
you know? And that was great, because
42:28
I was prom king. You're
42:31
like, so it worked out- But I did not have sex that night.
42:34
Neither did I. What the fuck?
42:36
No, I got picked up early
42:38
from prom my senior year. From your
42:40
parental, by your parental? Oh yeah. Dad picked
42:42
me up and my day early and I wasn't
42:44
allowed to go out after we had both of
42:46
our families at our house. Dang.
42:49
Yeah. Why? What
42:51
do you mean why? Oh, I mean, I get why. What
42:53
do you think happened? Prom night,
42:55
senior year, my dad said- I'm my
42:58
daughter. My dad said, I am not
43:00
stupid. Shit, man, I'm so mad because
43:02
we, I
43:04
don't know what happened, but my prom date, we
43:07
all agreed, everybody, it was me, my
43:09
prom date, Julian, our boy
43:11
from high school, and Julian took
43:13
my date's friend to our
43:15
prom, right? And afterwards we're all
43:17
like, let's go to the beach afterwards. We're
43:19
like, yeah, let's go to the beach. I'm
43:22
thinking, I'm about to lose my virginity on
43:24
the sand. How fun. Well,
43:27
yeah, you know, if you've ever- He
43:29
did it, and he did his virginity. So it seemed fun
43:31
to him. No, no, no, it was my, I had never-
43:33
Oh, you did, that's what you want? No, no, no, no,
43:35
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. I didn't. Yeah,
43:38
no, I'm saying, she said, if you have ever, I
43:40
say he didn't ever. Oh, yeah. That's why
43:42
it seemed like a good idea to him. But, well,
43:44
I have, but we'll go back to that. At
43:46
the time. Now
43:49
that we've cleared all of this up, would you like to go back
43:51
to your story? But
43:53
we get to the beach. We get all
43:56
the way to fucking Huntington Beach, open the
43:58
door. She goes, it's cold. Close
44:00
the door. Yeah, bruh.
44:03
You didn't even do the, well, here's my jacket. We
44:05
didn't even set foot out of the car. She
44:07
opened the door, was like, it's cold. Oh, she
44:09
was saying, you two can go. Y'all
44:11
sold the fucking liquor. Nah, it wasn't it.
44:14
I wish, I wish. We ended
44:16
up just buying some Taco Bell, eating at her house.
44:19
Which was not how I expected it to
44:21
go. My senior prom night
44:23
was better than yours then. That
44:26
makes me feel better. Whose idea was to be
44:28
yours or Julian? He was
44:30
always trying to get girls
44:32
to the beach. And did it
44:35
work other times? I
44:37
can't remember a time where he actually
44:40
smashed that beach. But I
44:42
definitely remember him like, hey,
44:44
you woke up to the beach. My
44:47
girl got a friend. And
44:50
it was just for me to keep
44:52
the friend company so he could try whatever.
44:55
Nothing happened with me. The girl kept burping. I
44:57
remember that. She
45:00
was very pretty though. I got there and
45:02
I was like, oh, good job, bro. But
45:05
then she's ghetto as hell. She was
45:07
ghetto. And she just kept burping. And it was so
45:09
weird to me, but she was very pretty. And
45:12
I don't know where he was, but he
45:14
came back unsuccessful. It's like, why did we
45:16
keep coming here? It's cold. Working.
45:19
Have you ever, you've ever beach
45:22
canoodles? Yes. Oh, we all
45:24
have. Yeah. Yes. Oh, I
45:26
remember. Yes. They
45:30
won't hear that. I
45:33
have only once. But
45:37
it was, I'd heard the stories of the sand
45:39
getting everywhere. So I had laid
45:41
a towel down. So it
45:43
wasn't fully like naked on sand. But
45:47
I do remember just having a great
45:49
experience because I remember just hitting
45:51
it from the back and looking up and
45:53
seeing the ass and then looking up and
45:55
seeing the stars and the waves. It's beautiful.
45:57
I felt like I was one with the
45:59
universe. I feel like
46:01
every vacation should have some sort of
46:04
moment like that when you are hooking
46:06
up and there's a view That's
46:08
what vacation is to me. I don't know what
46:10
y'all do on vacation. But if that's not happening,
46:12
it wasn't successful jerking off I don't know about that
46:18
So you fast yeah, but wasn't
46:21
no clouds no you You
46:26
know you hear it in every song and you see
46:28
all the videos that everybody's always talking about You know
46:31
I want to travel the world with my you know
46:33
with my person and I want to Do
46:35
those types of things in those places and
46:37
for me that's exactly why we're traveling to
46:39
do those experiences in those places And it's
46:43
amazing. I didn't realize balcony
46:45
sex was a thing for so many
46:47
people until like Because I would
46:49
always tell Rick about like yeah You know like
46:51
balconies my shit and then like I saw me
46:53
and I was like this is poppin enough to
46:55
be a meme I was like y'all
46:57
oh, it's all the same. Huh? Just live in
46:59
the same life. What's the lowest balcony?
47:05
Walk where to the street Have
47:08
y'all been to? The
47:10
Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood No,
47:13
thanks. Oh, man. So it's it's one of
47:15
those like Oh Hotels, but then
47:17
they like redid it and it became like one
47:19
of them expensive ones. Mmm, but You
47:22
remember the very first beauty car? Yeah,
47:25
hotel that was that yes, okay,
47:27
so the pool. Okay One
47:30
layer above that Oh the like the
47:32
it's like the bungalows they call. Okay.
47:34
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah Yes,
47:37
I've done on there You
47:39
can see people in the eye But
47:45
it's like the balconies
47:47
are closed, you know, I'm
47:49
like you can see through the balcony so you
47:51
can see our heads So
47:54
we can see all of you you can't see all of
47:57
us really
48:00
like about the balcony is that you kind
48:02
of get the I'm outside without really being
48:04
outside experience of it. Like I can see
48:07
y'all but can you see me? You
48:09
know? I found out how
48:11
many people are like into
48:13
that. Yeah. Just by just being in hotels,
48:15
even when you don't have a balcony. Girls
48:18
that maybe are
48:21
still like not sure if they're gonna let
48:23
you smash. You could be like, I
48:26
real quick take titties out front of the window. And they're
48:29
really okay. They do it because
48:32
of the possibility of being seen. I'm
48:34
like, oh, okay. It's
48:36
that I think it's in the back of everybody's
48:38
head. Like just that
48:41
the taboon is of it. Yeah. Like, you
48:43
know, a lot of girls will say they
48:45
would like to try like stripping one night
48:47
just experience, you know. Yes. I
48:50
think about it every time I go back to
48:52
Hawaii every time I go because we're in there so
48:54
much out of the Roxas. Love
48:57
love a strip clubs out in Hawaii, but there is
48:59
something about it. I don't know. Whenever I go,
49:01
I look at some of the girls that are
49:03
on stage and I'm like, I could do that.
49:05
But then also I'm like, they are wearing no
49:07
underwear. I would not do that. I don't care
49:09
how. No, that is a whole other level of
49:11
stripping. But yeah, I look at the pool sometimes
49:13
and I'm like, if this talking
49:15
thing don't work out, if
49:18
men weren't so trash
49:20
and disrespectful at random times, I think more
49:22
women would have tried it already. I don't
49:25
think that's what it is. I
49:29
really think it's what they're worried about what everybody
49:31
else would think about them. If they found out
49:33
they did it, it's not like when I'm in,
49:36
I frequent the strip club. So
49:39
I don't see a lot of the disrespectful
49:41
things that people are assuming are happening. It's
49:43
pretty well regulated, you know, but I, I
49:45
believe because I know what keeps me off the pole
49:47
is somebody being like, I saw Nikki on the pole.
49:49
That's what I'm talking about. I'm not
49:51
talking about industry. Okay. Okay. I'm talking
49:53
about how, okay. Oh, she did that.
49:55
She did see that. You know what
49:57
I'm saying? Right, right. It gets real
49:59
disrespectful. Yeah, simply because you
50:01
did those things. Well, that's why those
50:03
pull Classes are where a lot
50:06
of women like to go and they feel
50:08
really sexy because it's a safe space, right?
50:10
And so it's different than I actually tried
50:12
amateur night at the local club versus I
50:15
was with my girlfriend So we just had
50:17
a strip night and you're like man the
50:19
back of your mind I'll be talking shit about that
50:21
one. What the fuck is this? Go
50:24
to the club. Stupid
50:26
ass. What you
50:28
wearing too? Hold on. I told somebody I did
50:30
bottle service and they told me that I was a
50:32
baby stripper. And they were like
50:34
you're just a JV stripper who didn't get promoted.
50:36
Oh, that's real serious. Yeah,
50:39
when I told somebody had asked me have you ever you
50:41
know done bottle service? I was like yeah, I loved it.
50:43
I made a lot of money. They're like well you're just a JV
50:45
stripper who didn't make the varsity team and
50:47
I was like What does that even mean? I
50:50
was like because I'm in my bra and underwear walking
50:52
around giving people bottles and getting money from them. I
50:54
did it. Okay, well when you put it
50:56
like that. Thanks for making it make sense to
50:58
me. Yeah, I know. I
51:02
understood it when they said it. I was like damn I'm a little
51:04
offended. And also well, you
51:07
prove the point. Well, thanks for
51:09
watching. Learn
51:11
something new today. You're
51:14
welcome. Make sure
51:16
you like, comment, share, subscribe. All that
51:18
bullshit. Let me see when this one
51:21
is airing actually because it's
51:23
about to be me and
51:25
Nicki Blades birthday. Yeah,
51:28
this is the last day of
51:30
February. So next month is our
51:32
birthday. Send us
51:35
stuff. Thank you for watching this podcast. Make sure
51:37
you like, comment, share, subscribe. All that bullshit. I'm
51:39
Tim Chantarong too. I'm Ricky Shutt. I'm Nicki Blades.
51:41
Bye. Thank
51:46
you.
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