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3:29

been on a three day bender. Of.

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you are mine and mine is you

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eyes arm and I love that you

4:05

are one of the people who has

4:07

been able to transcend the social media

4:09

stigma, carry on and do real. See

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it? You know? not that what we

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do like on the social media is

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an internet site is a real but

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you know. Hollywood's it on

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got in touch on is Roka. You've

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been on notice before in his blood.

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4:45

of people were mentally gone to some

4:47

things and ah. It

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was a weird episode. Assume

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that say I got really bad weather here

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we door motorola you know I look looking

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back on it now. Now.

5:00

That I have officially been diagnosed radiate

5:02

the lox. Ah, I'm busy. Got diagnose?

5:04

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5:06

about that? Now they run know I

5:08

got it on the fuck outta a

5:10

little bit. Look look look. I'll

5:12

have you Had was that episode enough? But.

5:16

I've. Been rude on zoom calls before

5:18

on accident you feel me I was

5:20

rude all done it was a was

5:22

in saw it was taking phone calls

5:24

division Sam is your you to go.

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everywhere. Oh one

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of these lovely yeah yeah yeahs of the

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whole phone call out of the and as

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a know when you took a whole god

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are above all during a binder and our

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podcast. Other

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hey man I say. I.

5:48

Have the things. He

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says he says go outdoors were

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like. So

5:56

I'd say is ma'am. Mom.

6:00

More I got officially diagnosed with this it. I've

6:02

had situations in the past and a written a

6:04

tested as as well were like we've had a

6:06

meeting with people and I'll do some wheat like

6:08

I was like clean in the whole table most

6:10

I haven't really with somebody I had us a

6:12

zoom call with them one of the people to

6:15

help do my taxes like a like a year

6:17

and a half ago and I was like not

6:19

looking at her as you talking about Singapore to

6:21

sit out all over the place and I'm looking

6:23

like now literally right now I just had a

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roulette. realize they said how does not fall guy

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days he should have probably got it as a.

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as bad right now. Probably not the speed.

6:38

the di di di thing I know total

6:40

it is. Why do now my phone is

6:42

permanently. I do not disturb permanently. Damage is

6:44

out on North you takes me. I don't

6:47

know if you call me because any time

6:49

somebody takes me or com esse I'm a

6:51

phone. but I do this as a who

6:53

the hell is that new slap the put

6:55

my phone permanently on. Do Not disturb. Yeah,

6:58

is that a symptom. I

7:00

mean I'm easily distracted as well as I have.

7:02

it is the and oh what what is with

7:04

these the call on with the other when we

7:06

you could distract easily. I'm. Mentally.

7:09

Ill a D d none eighty eighty to

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eighty the is They also caught the it's

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or I saw the lady I spoke to

7:18

said she i you ladies the anxieties and

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dotted on attentive see it was based Jd

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I'm. Form of it right?

7:25

and I was like oh as probably

7:27

the ass lot of been anointed. Now

7:29

did you got to multiple sources? It

7:31

was a lady there and unqualified I

7:34

she's qualified. Some people say hey get

7:36

a second opinion with everybody that's hole

7:38

in my life was like yo guess

7:40

what I got their said it was

7:42

a year or so we we know

7:44

we were like. How. Do

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you need to like? If. We know you

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know light uses tell mega eight years the and hobbies I

7:51

I got a. Year is it is that.

7:53

but also. Like let's say I

7:55

wanted to explored like medication for

7:57

you know that's where the the

7:59

though. verification comes

8:01

in hand, you know? Now, since you've been diagnosed,

8:03

what are the benefits of having ADHD? The

8:06

benefits are I have an excuse for everything.

8:08

That ain't good. Well,

8:11

it is the fact that I'm more aware of it.

8:13

I have been trying to take more steps to not

8:17

do the negative shit because I do feel

8:19

like there are aspects of it that help

8:21

me creatively or when I get in

8:23

my pocket of like, okay, I'm really committed to finishing up

8:25

this project or trying or when I get attached to something,

8:27

I'm really like on it. But it's

8:30

little shit where like, Chia would get real mad at

8:32

me because I would get to, I would

8:34

forget to flush my poop sometimes. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. No,

8:36

I ain't got that disease. Okay, but look. Whoa.

8:39

That's the attentive part. Yeah. You don't

8:41

have that. How do you forget though?

8:44

Let's dive into that. Because I will sit there and

8:46

be, well, do you, are you someone who enjoys this

8:48

shit or you like, you get in, get out? No,

8:51

I take my time. Me too. But it's bad for you.

8:53

You get hemorrhoids. It can't if you push in the whole

8:55

time. Yeah. I like to relax and shit. You know, so

8:57

you put, you put, you put your, you put me on

9:00

game on the legs up there. Yes, bro. You got a

9:02

squatty body. No, I don't need to. I did like twice,

9:04

but do you have the actual squatty potty? No, I put

9:06

the trashcan. Yeah. That's what I used to do. But the

9:08

squatty potty is more comfortable for your feet. So

9:10

you do it every time. Yeah. You bidet to

9:13

know, but I don't have actual bidet in the house, but

9:15

if I don't have time to shower, I get in the

9:17

bathtub. Look at the ADD. What are

9:19

we talking about? It doesn't matter. I

9:23

get into like two inches of bath water and like, just

9:25

wash my ass real quick. Right. Okay. So how do you

9:27

forget to flush? I'll tell you right now. So

9:30

here's, here's how it happens. It'd be,

9:32

it'd be days when I'm all other

9:34

shit. So I'm sitting there. Maybe I'm scrolling through my

9:36

phone on Instagram. I'm taking a shit. I'm enjoying my

9:38

shit. And then I'm like, and

9:41

here's what happens, right? I wipe

9:44

and then before I, um,

9:48

and I'm always looking at my phone and see

9:50

if I wash my hands. And then before I

9:52

flush, I like to put the seat down. So

9:54

the, uh, the, the food debris doesn't get all

9:56

over the place. Right. Horrible surprise. If

9:59

you didn't flush and they open. Well, that's, I know,

10:01

and it's mainly my wife that has to deal with it. So,

10:04

and what happens is I'll close the lid because

10:06

I'm gonna flush, but then I wash my hands,

10:08

I fucking... Why do you close the lid then

10:10

flush? Because... I mean, why do

10:12

you close the lid then wash your hands? Because

10:16

I'll touch the toilet, because in my head I'm like,

10:18

I'm touching the toilet, I wanna wash my hands. But

10:20

you have to go back to the flusher though. Yeah,

10:24

that's true, huh? Close

10:26

the lid, flush, go to the sink, problem solved. Something

10:28

happens in the process where I just like, I forget,

10:30

and then sometimes I'll be washing my hands and I

10:32

just get the fuck out, you know what I'm saying?

10:34

I think here's what happens, right? I wipe, I

10:37

close the lid, I wet wipe, and

10:39

then after I wet wipe, I'm like, I'm

10:42

gonna wash my hands, and by the time

10:44

I wash my hands, I just forget, you

10:46

feel me? Hand washing is supposed to be

10:48

the last step, so it triggers the brain,

10:50

so I'm done. Yeah, so I think that's

10:52

what something just matters though. You gotta figure

10:54

out a new process. So as a result

10:56

now, because I

10:58

Googled, and there was a thing that said,

11:00

oh, you know what? Yes, ADHD people, yeah,

11:03

you can be very paranoid about keeping shit

11:05

clean, but also because your

11:07

mind's everywhere, you can accidentally leave a mess, you

11:09

feel me? So now

11:12

I'm way more focused on that

11:14

shit. We even contemplated putting

11:16

a little like reminder, some type

11:19

of sign or note or something to cue me like, don't forget

11:21

to flush this shit, you know what I'm saying? Why

11:23

don't you just, if you gonna wash

11:27

before flushing, just

11:29

don't put the lid down, because the lid

11:31

is down to keep the spray away when flushing.

11:35

So it being open while washing doesn't matter. Yeah,

11:38

so you have a really

11:40

strong toilet then, if you're worried about the spray

11:42

from the flush. They claim that any toilet gonna

11:44

get the particles around there. But

11:47

you already got the particles in you.

11:49

That water in your toilet's clean. It's

11:51

just, yeah, I drink toilet water sometimes

11:54

on the weekends, I don't. No,

11:56

no, it's the water that comes, when your shit's

11:58

swirling around, they're saying something. them to particles get

12:00

into the air on you tube versus it. Yet.

12:04

How well. They they save

12:06

you. don't put the if the leaders up When

12:08

you flush they say you particles are everywhere. I

12:10

saw that to brownlee everything on internet a me.

12:13

Neither do I may do that I believe. Or

12:16

as our own, the Tv just how I

12:18

have given out it every hour to the

12:21

surface or traditional spaces. It is really on.

12:24

Know but. Yeah.

12:28

You. This lesson: Yuletide Toilet Open your whole

12:30

life. Yeah so you that see in your

12:32

mouth. Is already had a

12:34

do you eat as near

12:36

as. So.

12:40

I. Say that to say I try to be

12:42

more just. Conscious. Of a

12:44

certain things I do ano I try not

12:46

to if I'm really trying to get work

12:48

done, our time for my phone down or

12:50

turn off or something like that. but you

12:52

know little sit have you ever try to

12:55

do not deserve permanently. Know. Site.

12:57

How know man for to save your life. Say.

13:00

Month you'll do like business on

13:02

evil. Yeah.

13:05

So. Have that effect that oh some.

13:07

Say I'm doing his part as. My

13:10

phone's I buzzed a tribe Teigen says mrs

13:12

go whatever I don't mean nothing in. I'll.

13:15

Check it afterwards That way to give you my

13:17

undivided attention when is doing that. Park as Misha,

13:19

I didn't have enough. Do Not disturb you. Deny

13:21

these. I'm a changed man

13:23

slave. I'm I'm happy to have you here.

13:25

Man on, have we have you real life

13:27

where we did you? Did it ever occur

13:29

to him to use it as an acts

13:31

of. But I'm yeah, let's talk

13:33

about that bro in the very beginning. You.

13:36

Were hidden this up for sketches. Is

13:38

it right? in? And. Dumb.

13:41

Who that two thousand Twelve Eleven

13:43

had to be? The

13:45

first one I met you at was

13:47

the only ones were done on. saw

13:49

it as a tattoo on phone. Today's

13:51

your views on have you pull up

13:54

the rubber the Adidas I went you?

13:56

how was it fun and that's nice?

13:58

Yeah yeah was it was. The only

14:00

one out there? The only one? Smoking

14:03

Reason was there too, right? Yeah. So I

14:05

was on the phone with him and Smoking Reason. He was

14:08

talking for like two hours. Yeah.

14:11

Just about like industry shit. Like

14:13

Smoking Reason, he don't live out here. No

14:16

more. But yeah. So what did you

14:18

say? No, I was just saying, I think

14:20

I even just recently talked about how when

14:22

you were hitting us up for podcasts or

14:24

for sketches in the beginning, we

14:27

didn't know who you were. But it was like

14:29

you would have like whole ass

14:31

like productions and like,

14:34

you know, like a fucking school

14:36

bus or a big ass warehouse and shit. And I

14:38

remember thinking like, how does motherfucker

14:40

have money for this? Like, who is this

14:43

man? Right. Drug dealer, maybe potentially. And

14:45

and I know you're a Canadian,

14:48

Jamaican, Jamaican, Canadian. Right.

14:50

So I always used to think like, man,

14:52

is this for like the descendant of like

14:54

Jamaican royalty or something like that? That was

14:56

a rumor floating around. Well, that is true.

14:58

Is it? My mom's

15:01

my mom's cousin was

15:03

the first female prime minister of Jamaica. Word.

15:06

OK. That don't mean we get

15:08

money. Yeah. I was like, oh, my sister. Somebody

15:11

said, no, he's a Jamaican prince. I was like, they

15:13

got they got a prince. And

15:15

those are the rumors back then. Yeah. I love it. They

15:19

have that. What's up? Any big

15:21

dick rumors? No. Damn. I heard

15:23

the opposite. I know. No, I said

15:26

I'm straight, though. OK. Good, good, good.

15:30

My friend is packing a little bit. But

15:34

yeah, man, so I was going to ask you this. Like when

15:37

you first started, well, so

15:39

where did you get the money for that shit? I'm

15:42

trying to dip into my pocket. I mean, I hate to

15:44

do that. No. So I went to

15:48

Florida State University. OK. Study

15:50

finance. Mm hmm. 2008.

15:56

I invested in the Apple stock word.

15:58

Mm hmm. And I think it was. I don't

16:01

know, $70, $60, I can't remember what it was. But

16:04

my time was 2012, 13, that thing shot up to

16:07

like $400, $500, $600, something crazy like

16:11

that. So I

16:13

made a lot of money from that. Interesting. And

16:15

I took that money, moved out here and

16:17

started using it to make videos.

16:19

Hustling. Yeah. That's

16:22

crazy because, well, first of all, that's dope. I feel like I'm

16:24

a genius. Yeah. You know, pretty smart

16:26

because I feel like back then you think like, why

16:29

would I invest in an apple of Nike or

16:31

something? Well, it wasn't really going to do right.

16:33

But then apparently it does do. So that's dope.

16:37

I remember thinking like when, I don't

16:39

know who it was, with tagging us on

16:41

Twitter, maybe it was Deshaun when it was like, yeah, I got

16:43

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, showing up this weekend to do

16:46

a little sketch. I clicked on your shit. I remember like, you

16:48

don't even have a professional looking picture. Who is this

16:50

man? It was like a webcam photo. Oh my goodness,

16:52

what it got. It is. I was like,

16:54

it's me. It's Deshaun. It's like, who is this man?

16:56

Oh, your face. Who is this man?

16:59

You'll find out in a couple of years. In

17:01

a couple of years, you're going to find

17:03

out. All right, man. Well, let's talk about

17:05

then the Vine. You

17:10

being one of the first people to really make it pop

17:12

on Vine, right? Well, first let me just say thank

17:15

you for like showing up to my videos back then

17:17

and doing that and killing it. Yeah,

17:21

it was a lot of pressure because I

17:23

watched all of y'all when I

17:25

was like in college, I

17:29

think I even seen you in high school when I was

17:31

in high school. You make videos for a while, right? Yeah,

17:33

yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, six. Yeah,

17:36

so that was when I graduated high school. So

17:39

like Deshaun was the number one black

17:41

man on YouTube. So these were the

17:43

titles I knew. Deshaun,

17:46

number one black man on YouTube.

17:48

I hadn't seen his videos before. Spoken

17:51

reasons. I seen his

17:53

videos before because of Worldstar. I seen

17:56

your videos before. So out of everybody that was

17:58

there, I've only seen your. and

18:01

spoken reasons. So you

18:04

were like, Will

18:08

Smith? I don't know. Like who's...

18:12

You know what I mean? Like you were... No

18:16

you were my like... you were my... oh

18:18

shit that's him. Oh thanks. You know I

18:21

mean like Starstruck. Like oh shit I know

18:23

who this guy is you know. So it

18:25

was dope to get you to get you

18:27

in there. And yeah

18:30

I was just you know kid from Florida

18:32

trying to make it trying to hustle. I was like let me just

18:34

not fuck it up. That's crazy

18:37

man. What part of Florida? Palm Beach. The

18:39

hood. My boy. What's up? Okay okay interesting.

18:41

Are you... maybe that's where you get that

18:43

crazy energy man. That's Florida man's energy. Oh

18:46

yeah yeah. What was

18:48

really dope about those times though was it

18:51

was cool that you were clearly putting money

18:53

into the shit. It was production. You

18:55

had camisels from certain people who were

18:57

doing shit like that. But you were

19:00

just good. Because there was other people

19:02

who had money and were doing productions

19:04

and the shit was wack. And they

19:06

would hit you up like hey come

19:08

be in this video and send you

19:10

links to their high-produced wack shit. Right

19:13

right right. But when you... if

19:15

you would have stripped all that shit down and it was

19:17

just the skit it was good. I think that's why everybody

19:19

was like yeah we fuck with this dude. I think here's

19:21

why I was down to pull up for additional skits after

19:24

the only ones right? Because the only ones I pulled

19:26

up you know because of Deshaun right? And then

19:28

there was a part of the skit where someone

19:30

says he's weird. And you said you're weird. And

19:32

that shit made me laugh. I said that. However

19:34

you said I was like that was funny. And

19:36

I was like okay this was funny right? Like

19:38

we fucked this guy right? Oh shit that's cool.

19:40

Yeah man. I

19:43

think a lot of it because it's like Florida

19:46

is a... Florida is an interesting place. You

19:48

know what I mean? So a lot of

19:50

my... a lot of my comedy or whatever

19:53

comes from... that's not who I

19:55

am as a person but it's a lot of the

19:57

people that I've encountered. You know what I mean? So

19:59

I'm just imitating... people that I've

20:01

met in my life and it's so

20:03

many... This is wild shit. I had

20:06

guns pointed in my face, my friends,

20:09

my people I don't even know, you know what

20:11

I mean? Like, Florida's just, it's not safe. The

20:15

Florida man's is really Florida man's analogy. Yeah, Florida's

20:17

not, it's not a safe place. There's

20:19

parts that are safe where my

20:21

family lives now is pretty safe, but... Where

20:23

do you have it? I'm just gonna... I

20:27

mean look, I've always said I prefer Disneyland to Disney World.

20:30

So... Very true. Yeah.

20:34

But yeah, man, I think

20:36

that's dope that you're able to make it happen. And

20:38

I always tell people like in the beginning, when

20:41

you start going hard on the vines, I

20:43

remember thinking, I probably even talked to Rick about it. Like,

20:45

man, why is Batch wasting time wasting all

20:47

his good ideas on these fucking vines? Oh, he got

20:49

good shit, why is he making two videos? And then

20:51

here you go a couple months later with your booty

20:54

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you think I forgot? What'd I do?

23:32

You had your booty cheeks out and a

23:34

window. On vine? Yeah, on vine. Did

23:37

I do that? Yeah, you was like starfish.

23:39

You had your booty, you was making booty cheeks

23:41

out. That was the thing I used to do

23:43

just on the internet. Really? Just in

23:45

the window. I mean, I used to post pictures

23:47

on Instagram where I would be like just with

23:49

my eyes towards the camera and just in windows.

23:52

Yeah. I remember like what is this man? You got

23:54

views though, got a million views. That's okay. I don't

23:57

even remember. I didn't know how to vine. You know

23:59

what I'm saying? really truly understeer Vine.

24:01

I couldn't get my brain to function that

24:03

way. You know what I mean?

24:05

But then when you started going hard and it started

24:07

paying off, I was like, oh shit, this man, this

24:09

man was on to something. Oh yeah. Mm-hmm. And

24:12

so what made you feel like, you

24:14

know, I'm gonna go hard on Vine and

24:16

see what happens. I had nothing to lose.

24:18

You was already established. That's the thing. It's

24:20

like, it's like now it's like,

24:24

I got 20 million followers on TikTok. They come

24:26

out with another app and

24:29

it's like people are getting views on

24:31

there. I'm not immediately gonna go over. I'm gonna

24:33

wait till that shit starts popping. But by that,

24:35

it's probably too late. You know what I mean?

24:38

So that's how I saw it. It's

24:40

like, I had nothing to lose. This is Vine. Let me just do this

24:43

shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And

24:45

I think also, you know, what's funny is

24:50

when I see you in Netflix shit, right?

24:54

You know, we kind of come from a time where there

24:58

was like a stigma surrounding people that

25:00

came from social media, online shit, where it's

25:02

like, when you go to audition for some

25:04

real shit, they be like, ah, internet

25:06

people. Right. And

25:09

I've had this conversation before. I hate to keep you asking you up,

25:11

God. But whenever people like, will see

25:13

you on something, I always

25:15

tell them, I'm like, no, Batch isn't just

25:17

there because he got numbers. Like Batch is

25:20

actually like, he books these

25:22

auditions because he can do

25:24

the shit. You know what I'm saying? I've

25:28

always felt like I am not like, for

25:30

a long time I was bad at auditioning.

25:33

Right, right. It took me a while to get

25:35

good at like, just

25:38

because it's a whole thing onto itself, like

25:40

how to audition properly. Yeah. And

25:42

I just, I would always leave auditions like, ah man, I fucked that up.

25:45

Yeah, not good. But when the self tapes came along, I was

25:47

like, all right, cool, cool, cool. Let me knock this shit out

25:49

of my room a little bit. Yeah, yeah. But

25:51

like props to you for being able to really get

25:54

in there and book shit and being all

25:56

like the Netflix movies all the time, yeah.

26:00

But yeah, and you

26:02

know once it's like it's like

26:04

YouTube like once you get to that level It's

26:07

like YouTube. It's like once you do one movie

26:09

and it's like oh, this is this guy's good

26:11

Mm-hmm. Just put him in another thing. You

26:13

know, it's just like it's the same thing So you

26:16

need you just need to kill it one

26:18

time and then you're really good Audition for

26:20

one of your movies they got on Netflix

26:22

me. Yeah, it was the money one Oh,

26:25

where's the money? For what character? Your

26:28

best friend Oh Alim alanado,

26:30

I guess yeah. Yeah. Did you come close?

26:32

Oh shit

26:37

Guess not The

26:44

list Yeah,

26:47

I know him in real life I

26:52

Try to do that. I think it was it was

26:55

one. That's what it was. It was an audition for

26:58

Nora from Queens Aquafina show come in. So

27:00

yeah, she had a best friend character, right?

27:02

I'm like who the

27:04

fuck else could play this shit. I fuck I texted her I'm

27:06

like, hey, you know just you know I this is for your

27:08

show She's like oh dope. All right, and

27:10

then of course my dumbass

27:12

I was like who else could play Aquafina's best

27:15

Asian friend her real life Asian friend fucking dumb

27:17

family Oh, God, and you got it. He booked

27:19

it. Yeah You

27:27

ever got any I just did an episode

27:29

on no chase who I was talking about this like trash Why

27:33

don't want to trash, but it's a not good movie

27:35

that was in you already said trash. Yeah, I did

27:37

I did double down. It's not great stick with it.

27:39

It's not gonna well you look I

27:41

don't want to call it trash because you know Hollywood it

27:44

was good people working on that movie, right? We

27:46

had a good time. Mm-hmm I

27:49

met some great performers and it was a great

27:51

team putting it together. Mm-hmm, but the shit is

27:53

not good. All right Let

27:56

me ask why what made it not good? Perf

28:00

Personally, I feel like a lot

28:02

of the scenes

28:04

of like the different side characters could have been way shorter

28:07

It's a lot of shit that kind of drags on that's

28:09

like not funny a lot of

28:11

like B Stories and C stories that

28:13

just I was like, oh this shit could just

28:15

all be cut bro. Like these these

28:17

should have just been little extra

28:20

DVD snippets, you know

28:22

me and um Editing's

28:25

a little funny a lot of

28:27

the acting's a very meh from

28:29

some parts It's

28:32

a tough watch you feel me? I tried to put it on

28:34

the other night I was like, oh god, you beat around the

28:36

bush. I need you to be on your cat Williams Ricky Smiley

28:38

can't act cuz Ricky Smiley Can't come

28:41

on speak the truth. I get nothing about

28:43

I get nothing from talking shit about struggling

28:46

actors Nothing

28:49

for me Oh

28:52

But I was gonna ask you, you know, you've been in a

28:54

lot of movies now or that you look back on you like

28:58

Oh, I can't say that I Can't

29:03

do that. Um, I'm

29:05

in this shit for real Pocket

29:13

I was just telling him I say how come you

29:15

ain't just hopped on the bandwagon. You got a podcast.

29:17

Yeah, I'm gonna start my podcast but

29:21

it's um Yeah,

29:23

there there has been some movies where I

29:27

I thought like oh shit great cast

29:30

great environment great director and it just

29:32

doesn't come together Well, and it's not

29:34

it's not always the directors fault. Mm-hmm

29:36

the producers fault the writers fault It's

29:39

there's this there's this there's this Thing

29:42

there's this project that you have to you have

29:45

to turn in and it has to meet certain

29:47

qualifications Whether it be 90 minutes whether it be

29:49

whatever And

29:51

whether they have the budget or not But if you have

29:53

the budget you're able to do the test screenings and when

29:55

you do the test screens That's where you get the real

29:57

information See what jokes land Exactly.

30:00

And that's why I get

30:03

cast in a lot of movies because my

30:05

character is always test-tied. A lot of people

30:07

don't even know that on the business side.

30:09

It's about your character. When people show the

30:11

movies, you know about this? No.

30:14

Okay. So say you have

30:16

a movie, right? Make up a name. Jim

30:21

Waterford. What the fuck? You got a better

30:23

name? Oh, for a

30:25

movie? Yeah, for a movie. Okay. Okay. My

30:27

bad. Jim Waterford the Man. This motherfucker. All

30:29

right. Jim Waterford

30:31

goes to town. Yeah. So Jim

30:33

Waterford goes to town, right? Sorry.

30:36

Timothy Delegato and Ricky Shucks. Wait, how you

30:38

say your real last name now? Chantarong suit.

30:41

Why'd you do that? Because that's like

30:43

Santa Claus changing his shit to Saint Nick.

30:46

Well, no, no, but then you know, you

30:48

know who it is though. That's what I'm

30:50

saying. But I can't pronounce it for five

30:52

years. But you will. How do I say

30:54

it? Chantarong suit. Chantarong suit.

30:57

See? Yeah. That's it? Yeah.

30:59

Chantarong suit. Chantarong.

31:02

Anyway, sorry. Ricky Shucks and Timothy

31:04

Delegato. Now,

31:10

you put the movie in and

31:12

it's the first time the directors made his

31:14

cut. Now the directors cut,

31:16

if it gets a 70% from the

31:19

people that view it in the movie. So

31:21

they send it to a movie theater, the

31:23

AMC right here in Studio City, whatever. They

31:25

send it to that and they'll have regular

31:27

people go. They'll hand out flyers and pamphlets.

31:29

Hey, we got a new movie starring Tim

31:31

and Ricky that hasn't come out yet. Would

31:33

you like to go see it? They'll

31:36

go see it and they'll have a survey at the

31:38

end of it. Now, based on

31:40

the survey, they'll say, what would you rate this movie on

31:42

a scale of one to 10? Who was your favorite character?

31:44

Who was your worst character? What was the favorite scene? What

31:46

was the least favorite scene? All these questions

31:48

and they answer these all questions and it

31:51

comes out and they have a score. Now,

31:53

if your movie gets 70% or higher, it's

31:55

considered like, yeah, it's a good movie. That

32:00

means it's like less work. So say your movie gets like

32:02

a 60%, right? So

32:04

now you know your movie needs work to do. You

32:07

look in deep at the surveys and

32:09

they'll say this is your worst character. This is your

32:12

best character. This is your worst scene. It's your best

32:14

scene. Now you'll hear a lot of people say, oh

32:16

man, I did this movie and my character was cut

32:18

out. It's not the director doing that. It's not the

32:20

producers doing that. It's the test screenings. That means your

32:22

character didn't test well and they're cutting you

32:24

out the movie. Now the

32:26

same will go for the scene. Someone's scene, a

32:28

whole scene will get cut out and it may

32:31

have a great performance in there, but an

32:33

audience member, the majority of audience members are

32:35

saying that this scene made this movie drag

32:37

on. So that feeling you had where you're

32:39

like, oh, these characters that didn't need to

32:41

be all that, that may be because your

32:43

movie didn't do a test screening. So the

32:45

higher, the more your budget for the movie,

32:47

the more test screenings you're allowed to have.

32:50

So if it's like a

32:52

Marvel movie or whatever, they have a bunch of test screenings.

32:55

And you don't get all your information from one

32:57

test screen. You do your test screening, then

32:59

directors go, they take their notes, they see what they

33:02

wanna take, what they wanna edit, what they don't wanna

33:04

edit. And then after that, they shrink it down, they

33:06

go back again, they do another test screening. And then

33:08

hopefully it's a higher rating and sometimes it may be

33:10

lower. So that's the whole process

33:12

behind it. So oftentimes when you see

33:14

a movie like, yo, this is trash,

33:17

A, it's probably low budget. They didn't have a

33:19

budget to do the test screening process. Makes sense,

33:22

makes sense. I mean, you

33:24

can't just show it to the homies. The homies gonna tell you it's

33:26

amazing. Yeah, yeah. Remember those times

33:28

where it would be like just

33:30

some random fucking rich dude who

33:32

put a movie together and you

33:35

get an invite from like a

33:37

homegirl. Yeah. They just come,

33:39

yeah, we're having a little thing in the hills. Hey,

33:42

next thing you know, you're sitting there watching

33:44

a rough cut of some random dude's fucking

33:46

movie. Just ask you

33:48

all type of questions afterwards. Yeah. Oh,

33:51

I mean. Test screen. I

33:53

was in another, you know, a

33:55

movie like that. And fucking

33:58

afterwards, what's good was that. the

34:00

screening and he came up to me, I

34:02

was like, what you think? Right. No, he

34:04

was like, you were good. Damn.

34:08

I was like, thank you, man. I know. I know. I know. I

34:11

know. Yeah. And they didn't

34:13

have a budget to do a recut, a reedit.

34:15

It definitely was very low budget, not a budget

34:17

for that. Yeah. That's that's, that's the problem. It's

34:19

like, I got two movies that

34:21

I'm doing this year and I hope we

34:23

got a budget for a test screening. I'm

34:26

directing one and I'm acting in one. Oh, that's lit,

34:28

man. I was just thinking that. Yeah. Like, oh, so

34:30

I've been, I've been saying for a minute now, I'm

34:32

trying to write this movie on about like a

34:35

quarter of the way done, right? But

34:38

how about you, bro? Like, I know, you know, I mean,

34:40

like we said, from the time we met you, you

34:43

were doing these sketches, you know,

34:45

you, you trying to write a

34:47

movie right now, like what's cool. I have you

34:49

ever thought about that? Oh, no, I don't like

34:52

writing. You don't like writing? Why

34:54

not? I don't know. It's

34:57

it takes too long. I

34:59

mean, yeah, I've read the

35:02

YouTube videos and all that. That's fun.

35:04

That's fine. But right in a whole

35:06

movie. Yeah, it's a

35:08

lot. It's a lot. I'd rather come up with

35:10

the idea. I'm an idea man. I feel that

35:12

come with the idea to give it to a

35:15

writer who's spent their whole life studying the ins

35:17

and the outs of it and have them come

35:19

back with a structured script rather than me sit

35:22

there for how long you've been writing your script? A

35:24

long time. How long you think? Well, I mean, it's

35:26

tough to say though, because if we want to look at

35:28

the time I actually sat down and tried to write

35:30

is different than the no from then the time you

35:32

actually try to sit down and write it. No, I'm saying

35:34

it's different than me saying, yo, I'm trying to write

35:36

this movie and like me actually sitting down in front

35:38

of a laptop and trying to write. You know me? No,

35:40

but when did you come up with the idea? Like,

35:44

I don't know, a year ago. Yeah, see,

35:47

not fun. No, but what you

35:49

can do and I believe in

35:51

this, it's the progress of it

35:53

is you have your idea, have

35:55

your agency or whoever link

35:57

you up with a writer and say, Hey, this is this is

35:59

the idea. No, I don't want to do that. Why

36:02

not? I really want to say I wrote this shit. Then

36:04

your ego is stupid. I know. But I want

36:06

to get rid of your ego. No, here's, here's,

36:08

here's where that's your biggest threat. No,

36:10

I mean, that's facts and that's true.

36:13

Um, but also I know that cause

36:16

I'm getting in my own way a lot of times

36:18

cause I know I can do this shit. That's why

36:20

I want to do this shit. So it's like, and

36:22

after I watched, um, the

36:24

straight outta Compton, that part where

36:26

like fucking ice cube, where they show

36:28

ice cube just being like writing Friday,

36:30

I'm like, I can do that

36:32

man. I want to do this shit. So I'm trying

36:35

to, I'm like, I really just want to do it.

36:37

After I get at least one under my belt where

36:39

I felt like, okay, this was all me. Then I'm

36:41

like, yeah, let's work with another writer. Let's bring in

36:43

chat GPT. Let's fucking figure it out. I don't have

36:49

an ego issue, but I'd rather write than have

36:51

somebody else write it only because I don't like

36:53

to read. So I

36:55

don't want to have to read your

36:57

fucking 300 page script to tell you

37:01

what I like and don't like. And then

37:03

do it again. When you come back with a new

37:05

draft, I'd rather write the shit and then have somebody

37:07

else tell me this ain't funny. This is funny. You're

37:09

going to be in my table read though. That

37:12

I could read is different. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,

37:15

man. So I'm working on it,

37:17

you know, trying to figure that out. Still

37:19

auditioning and shit too, but yeah, just, you

37:21

know, I'm just telling you if you

37:23

want to like, you know, to

37:26

the top, get rid of that ego, you climb

37:28

to the top. You'll see it. That's what I

37:30

did. You want to skip the mediocre shit and

37:32

you know, get over there you go. You know, well, you

37:34

know, we'll see what's up bro. That's what I did. I

37:36

created a proof of concept that I love. And,

37:40

uh, and, uh, I

37:42

showed it to, you know, this production company, they

37:44

loved it. They was like, Oh shit, we want

37:46

to make it. It was like, um, what's the

37:48

idea of it? And I've been pitching movies and

37:51

TV shows since 2000, whatever.

37:53

Like me and, uh, me

37:56

and Jordan Peele, we sold the show together and

37:59

I just see how much. much bullshit goes

38:01

into it where it doesn't get made. Right?

38:04

So I'm like, the reason why a lot

38:06

of this stuff isn't getting made is because

38:08

of egos. You

38:10

know what I mean? Like, and I got to the

38:12

point where I put my stuff aside and I learned

38:14

all this. So once he asked, he's like, so what,

38:16

where do you see this movie going? I said, where

38:19

do you see it going? That's

38:21

where I see it going. I don't give a. Yeah.

38:23

Yeah. I said, this is just

38:25

what I made. And

38:28

then he was like, okay, okay. Yeah. Well,

38:30

I'm down. How much money do you need for

38:32

it? I said, how much money do you think I need for it? Because

38:35

that's what we need for it. And

38:38

then we got the movie, we got the

38:40

money and we hired a writer. His

38:43

name is Greg Russo. He wrote the script.

38:45

He wrote Mortal Kombat. He wrote the script.

38:47

The movie is called Miles Rider. And

38:51

it's an action. And now we're in. Miles Rider

38:54

goes to town. Oh my gosh. Let

38:56

me see your name attached to something. And

38:59

then, uh, and then now, now it's

39:01

the process of interviewing directors. A

39:05

lot of people ask, why don't you just direct it? I put

39:07

my ego aside. I don't want to do nothing. I want to

39:09

get the best of the best to do it. That way I'm

39:11

set up to win. And then

39:13

that's what I would suggest. No, you know,

39:15

no, no, I'm all for it. I'm

39:18

all for it. After I get after you get your

39:20

first one in five years. Got it. Because you

39:22

know, I'm all for it. I'm all for it. First one in

39:24

five years. Got it. Yeah.

39:26

I've been I've been put on as a creator

39:28

of a show that had nothing to do with

39:30

it. But I knew they shot a sizzle years

39:33

before and they looked legit. They had no

39:35

script. They had nothing. And I

39:37

was just around certain things. It was like, you

39:40

might be able to pitch this to more people

39:42

than I can. We'll put you on as a

39:44

creator and just go out there. So yeah, then

39:46

the amigos be gone after a while of like,

39:48

all right, this shit ain't working. Yeah. What

39:51

are you talking to right now? Yeah. I

39:53

mean, this thing too. Look, after I get this shit written,

39:55

like, yeah, it's gonna be like my first little baby, whatever.

39:58

But like you said, if I'm in the room. Like, I'm

40:01

like, I'm 100%. I

40:04

got no integrity with this shit. Like how much are

40:07

you giving me? How much you want to change? Fucking

40:09

take it. Let's just make sure it's good. Now, let

40:11

me ask you this question. You finished writing and I'm

40:13

playing devil's advocate. I don't even know what

40:16

that mean. I just hit you. Yeah, devil's advocate.

40:18

I'm playing Satan. I'm

40:21

playing Lil Nas X. Yeah,

40:24

let me just play Lil Nas X for this. So

40:27

you finished this, Rip. You spent, let's say

40:29

two years. What

40:32

page number are you on right now? Twenty-nine. Oh my gosh.

40:35

Okay. You spent four years

40:37

on this script. This

40:39

is crazy. A year in these other

40:41

pages. A year from the concept. Yeah,

40:43

yeah. You didn't start writing for very

40:45

reason. Yeah. So you

40:47

want to page that. So it takes, let's say three years. I'll

40:49

give you benefits in three years. How old are you now? Let's

40:51

just say 22. All right. So

40:54

you 25 and you finish this script.

40:58

You go to the pitch it to the producers. And

41:00

this process is going to take you another

41:02

year or two years. I believe that. Right.

41:06

So, so you 25, 26, 27. So

41:09

you're 27 years old now and you

41:11

out with this script and they finally

41:13

gave you the green light. So they

41:15

say, okay, we like this script. We're

41:17

buying this script from you. Now they

41:19

got to find a director. They got

41:21

to find producing, producing partners, whatever.

41:23

They got to find all these people. And

41:26

that's going to take a year. So you 28

41:29

and then you film the movie, right?

41:32

Film the movie and it comes out

41:34

a year later. You 29. So

41:36

you 29 years old and,

41:39

and, and you did all that. Now

41:41

you could do all of that and

41:44

cut and, and, and be all of that at

41:46

25 years old to 26. You could

41:48

do all of that if you put your ego

41:50

aside. That's what I'm saying. I

41:52

hear what you're saying. But I got to write

41:54

this. Okay. But

41:57

here's the thing. In

42:01

my head also, I'm writing something

42:03

that I could get done with a

42:05

shoestring budget. So I kind

42:07

of lowkey want to just write

42:10

it. Oh, and shoot it. And shoot it. Oh,

42:12

okay. Well then you good. I might

42:14

just even fucking hand it to my agent for like, hey look man,

42:17

when it's like the season of motherfuckers is

42:19

looking at screenplays, be like, take this, see

42:21

what you can do for a couple months. If no one bites,

42:24

I'ma just take some money and

42:26

do it. No one's gonna bite, but here's the thing. If

42:30

you believe in yourself, that's all that matters.

42:32

There's always that one couple of people

42:35

that the dreams do come true. Like

42:37

a hundred people will have this same thing

42:39

and out of those hundred, let's say 20

42:42

people get that and out

42:44

of the 20 people that get it made, five

42:47

of them will be successful and out of that five, there's

42:49

one of those is Jordan Peele. You know what I mean?

42:52

Like out of that, Jordan Peele was writing Get

42:54

Out. He told me for eight years he was writing

42:56

that and it paid off. So

43:00

it's like, if you're willing to sit through it

43:02

and go against those odds, then by all means

43:04

do it. But I've

43:07

been doing it for what?

43:11

I'd say 12, 13

43:13

years now and this is the knowledge that I've gained

43:16

from wasting my time for like 10 years. I'm

43:18

down. Look, at this point, here's the

43:20

beauty of being a

43:22

YouTuber for damn near 17 years. Yeah. I

43:24

got my house. I got my family.

43:27

I'm cool. Yeah, you're good. I want to do

43:29

this shit. You know, it's not make or break.

43:31

It's not. It's not make or break. And

43:33

also to be. Oh, it'll be a

43:36

pick it up tomorrow. That's

43:38

what I'm saying. I can for sure make

43:40

some shit now. It would be like, I

43:42

mean, you don't really need a script. You

43:45

don't have to do it. It's in front

43:47

of the camera, man. Look,

43:49

look, we could get some shit done that looks

43:51

10% 100% better than a lot of shit that's

43:54

already on to be. So it's like, look, man, if I

43:56

want to get it done, I could get it done. You

43:58

know what I'm saying? Right, right, right.

44:00

Well, if you go to Tubi route, I would just like

44:03

to request to have a bad death in it Bro,

44:09

I mean here's what's funny is I would also

44:11

love to just like make a movie Tubi

44:14

level on purpose. Yeah, specifically Tubi.

44:16

Yeah, just a really bad We'll

44:22

see man or like a really corny

44:24

Hallmark movie I would love to That's

44:28

great. Well, what's up? What's up? What's you working on

44:30

man? What can we decide? What are you what are

44:32

you? What can you tell us about this thing? You're

44:34

directing? Oh, that's crazy. You just sounded like Shannon. Sorry

44:38

Why would you say that? No,

44:42

I like that I'm doing that action movie the

44:45

one I made a proof of concept for are

44:47

you still swollen shit? Yeah

44:52

And then I'm directing a horror film

44:55

this year like a little horror comedy

44:58

And I'm on stand-up tour. I'm how's that going?

45:01

It's good. I'm doing my tour. I'm doing Joe

45:03

Cois tour I'm doing all of it. Hey man

45:07

You getting good at the stand-up, bro. Yeah,

45:09

you know, yeah, I appreciate

45:11

that you put in the work got

45:13

you Yeah, everything you do. You got to put in

45:15

the work because look A

45:18

lot of I feel like it's

45:20

almost a new wave for the social media

45:22

comedian is to try their hand at stand-up, right?

45:26

and and look I'm

45:29

even gonna Sprinkle and try a

45:31

couple little Mike nights, right? Oh, yeah, but it's

45:33

like for you. I've seen you

45:37

Really put in the work and as someone

45:39

who was who was always

45:41

like a fan of stand-up and really respected

45:43

the art form I just like

45:45

I appreciate that Thank you.

45:47

Thank I like seeing I like seeing you

45:49

like progressing this shit, you know, mm-hmm. It's

45:51

tight Yeah, it's been fun. A lot of

45:53

a lot of hard nights grinding grinding it

45:55

out performing at I'll

45:58

perform in hotel lobbies Tj

46:01

Fridays like really back My

46:04

phone ringing ad ad but this is a good

46:06

thing only the people that know My

46:09

phone's on June had to serve they call twice or

46:11

my girlfriend or my sister. Oh, you

46:13

gotta go. I gotta call you back The

46:21

bomb squad on the highway, oh,

46:23

oh, I can't I'm in the podcast right

46:25

now and they already got me on this for the last

46:27

Podcast. Yes, we sure the fuck did. All right. I gotta

46:29

go. Bye. We'll soon the right now was not scripted So

46:33

for anybody who didn't believe me when I

46:36

said it the first time is what this

46:40

No, but you got your emergency contact you just

46:42

got to pick I got this rule It's like

46:45

if the rings don't do not disturb it might

46:47

be in the mirror. Yeah, you know What's crazy

46:49

is when someone someone was to call me

46:51

in their first sentence was can you check Twitter? I'm

46:53

like, what am I canceled? Oh What

47:04

were you talking about the stand-up struggles,

47:06

oh, yeah, it's there like yeah performing in

47:08

in in in in In

47:11

hotel lobbies Tj Fridays just doing all that.

47:13

I didn't know like I didn't know where

47:15

I was going with the stand-up I did

47:17

it cuz I liked it. Yeah, I started

47:20

in 2010 and I just kept at it. I started

47:22

opening for Joe koi in 2014

47:24

or 15 me out to Joey's had a rough week, but

47:26

you know, hey South the Joe koi. Yeah yeah,

47:29

so yeah, me

47:31

and Matt right for opening for him in 2015 and He

47:35

just been doing it for years and then

47:37

you know now it's we're at

47:39

the level that we're at now Joe's doing arenas

47:42

Was this crazy? Mm-hmm and fuck

47:44

math doing arena. Yeah, that's doing

47:46

arena That's crazy everybody doing arenas

47:48

except me now I'll get there. Listen, here's

47:51

the thing in life There's

47:53

like there's these ways, you know what I

47:55

mean? And as long as you keep your

47:57

keep keep your eye on the prize and don't

47:59

get distracted and put your ego aside,

48:02

you will make it. And

48:04

that's what I, what's the camera in mind? This right here,

48:06

kids at home, do

48:08

what you gotta do. Put that ego aside. Hey

48:10

look, I got my eyes on the prize first

48:12

and foremost. And the prize is a

48:15

script that I wrote. Yeah. The

48:17

prize is stroking my own ego. Yeah, I

48:19

read that too. Look, look,

48:22

look, Rick's known me most of my whole

48:24

life. He knows that my

48:26

ego has kind of always been there. But

48:28

he also, but that's a good thing about, that's your

48:31

character. Yes. And he's seen me trust

48:34

my ego in ways that

48:36

have succeeded for me.

48:38

Right. So, and you know what I'm

48:40

saying? I know how to, well, Rick is

48:42

there to check my ego. Actually, that's what Rick is there

48:44

for. And the reason why I don't

48:46

say too much is because if it doesn't pan

48:48

out, it's not like the end

48:51

of the world to him. Right. Right, right, right.

48:53

On to the next thing. Do

48:55

your thing, dawg. Yeah, you had

48:57

one line back in the day.

48:59

I don't know if you remember it. You

49:01

said, I never fuck

49:04

up unless I'm on the bottom. Did I

49:06

say that? Remember that lyric? That was

49:09

a bar? Yeah. Really? I

49:11

might've said that in like a

49:13

YouTube cipher, like a freestyler. Yeah, no, this is,

49:15

yeah, it's just 2010. This

49:18

was like before I even moved out

49:20

to LA. Yeah, yeah. I think

49:22

I was in nine, something like that. That makes sense.

49:24

What's crazy is that line was

49:26

inspired by my high school drama teacher,

49:28

Mr. Carlin. And Carlin,

49:30

who always was like, always believed in me,

49:32

put me on and shit, rest in peace,

49:34

Mr. Carlin. He said

49:37

he was doing stand up and he had a heckler one

49:39

night. And he told some guy,

49:41

yeah, that's why you only, you only

49:43

have sex from the bottom because you

49:45

only know how to fuck up. Yeah,

49:47

that was all Mr. Carlin right there.

49:51

What's Carlin's first name? Sean. Oh,

49:53

okay. He's just gonna slip that in.

49:56

Everything was that, he said rest in peace. I'm like, whoa.

50:00

What car do we talk about? That would be

50:02

crazy. Well

50:04

shit man, thanks for actually

50:06

being present this time. Yeah,

50:08

I mean it's not on

50:10

Zoom. And I appreciate

50:12

that. Good

50:14

luck with ADHD and with

50:17

everything you're working on, man. You know I

50:19

fucked with you from when you were broke, bro. Actually

50:22

not broke, just not known.

50:24

But yeah, broken followers. Thanks

50:29

for pulling up, man. I'm always

50:31

a supporter and I fuck with

50:33

you. And I appreciate your

50:36

time. And hey man, look,

50:38

I will always tell people that in the

50:40

world where

50:44

people try to discredit people

50:47

that come from social media, internet shit, I'll

50:49

always be like, yo, Batch is fucking talented.

50:51

He puts in work. And he's

50:53

where he's at for a reason. And

50:56

it's the muscles. Yeah, so

50:59

definitely the muscles. All

51:01

right, y'all. Thank you for watching and listening

51:03

to another episode of No Chaser Podcast. Make sure

51:05

you like, comment, share, subscribe, all that bullshit. Thank

51:08

you, King Bash, for pulling up. Oh, you

51:10

know what I realized? I've been doing a lot

51:12

of research. Like, subscribe,

51:14

comment. Don't do nothing no more. Did you

51:16

know that? Especially

51:18

I don't have any new viewers, so it doesn't really

51:21

add anything to what I'm doing. There

51:23

was something that you're supposed to do about

51:27

the notification. Yeah, the bell. No, that doesn't work

51:29

either anymore. It's

51:32

literally telling them, if you like this podcast,

51:34

share it. No, no, no, not even share

51:36

it. What then? Can I finish? Or is

51:38

your ego going to take over? No, that's

51:41

the ADHD. No, the ADHD. If

51:43

you like this video, watch this one. Oh,

51:46

really? Yeah, you keep them on your

51:48

channel. Yeah, you keep them on your

51:50

channel, feed the algorithm. Because what happens

51:52

is the notification, that bell, it

51:55

only goes to your phone, but

51:57

most people have their push notifications.

52:00

Do you have your YouTube notifications

52:02

on? Only for when people reply to

52:04

my comments, so I know they're talking shit. Yeah, so most

52:07

people they say don't have their notifications go to

52:09

their phone because they're subscribed to so many people.

52:11

Make sense? So yeah, just

52:13

tell them to... I mean, don't listen to them. All right, y'all, watch another

52:15

video. Don't leave. Don't leave YouTube. Stay

52:17

on YouTube, please. Yeah, do that. Thanks for

52:19

watching, y'all. I'm Tim Chantaransu. I'm

52:22

Ricky Sucks. Bye. Damn, I ain't

52:24

getting no LQ. You're not supposed to. Damn. You're

52:26

not supposed to. Damn. You're

52:29

supposed to get an answer, huh?