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facts. Yeah, what's up y'all, welcome back to No Chaser

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a special special episode today. Alright.

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So, uh, I was just scrolling through Instagram and,

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uh, you have been all

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over my different feeds lately, just reposted and

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like, oh wait, this is actually like an

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older clip. You know what I'm saying? That's

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kind of been going around. Uh, make some noise.

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You know, this is a, she's a musician. Uh,

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look, I, let's not even go into all that. I just get

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to know you. Uh, make some noise

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for a big clit. What's up, what's up? Big

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clitty. Big clitty. How do you want

3:38

us to address you? Uh, uh,

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miss clit, clit, big clit,

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biggie clits. Whatever

3:46

you prefer. Aight, aight. Whatever you,

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clit. Big clit, maximus.

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Okay. I like clit monster. Yeah, miss clit

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monster. I like that. That's a new

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one. Okay. Clitty, clitty litter.

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Uh. I Like that one. I'm

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also funny see it because we don't have

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a man. First of all. First.

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Mom say this: I enjoy your music.

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I really do. I'm like I

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And I dig. like. What? You do.

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a points in neverland modest as as

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what's the point allowing big legs. Yeah.

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If I if I smashed his alma of

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course I'm a sarah from the rooftops of

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blood that if I didn't while I'm is

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a have reversed lied on those war with

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them is. A.

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Good and what's not why.

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Why on Earth is perfect for

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their. Dicks have been many

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disappear. Right right right now. Like. I'm

5:31

just being a liar. About

5:34

said been in The Ultimate Cat.

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In Out is lying in general Yes for

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know, like. And dead girl was in

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a she's gone Viral and six hoc

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right now for the with a pathological

5:44

liars. Oh yes or

5:46

no tomorrow morning reno.

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The sump. something i watched

5:50

i found out about that adding

5:53

was the whole clear baldwin for

5:55

a wife beater cancer because fuckin

5:57

safety parts on didn't mean don't

5:59

have I'm not about to watch all that but

6:01

wife is caught up and she and she um, you know

6:03

gave me the cliff notes of it and That's

6:06

crazy. Yeah He

6:09

needs to listen to the lion on your dick you love

6:11

it You are

6:13

listen to it cuz that's really

6:15

what it's about Pathological liars. There's

6:17

a lot of them out there. I

6:19

mean, yeah, so what is that? What

6:21

what exactly inspired that song? It's

6:27

actually a really long story Hey

6:36

Okay, but I'm gonna make it short, um, I

6:38

it's of course the next boyfriend I

6:40

was with him You

6:43

know, I was doing these much things. I had

6:45

this really close homegirl who was my friend at

6:47

the time I couldn't be her

6:49

friend no more and I couldn't be with him no more

6:51

because they both were just bringing me down So like

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in what way? Um Vibe

6:55

yeah, it's just like I was

6:58

going up and they were going

7:00

down and I'm just with energy

7:02

everything I felt like I outgrew

7:04

them. Mm-hmm So I dumped at

7:06

them both and then out

7:08

of spite they went and got together. Okay, just

7:10

fight me, you know Cuz I'm

7:12

that bitch. I don't expect any less.

7:14

I mean look at the suit Yeah

7:20

But I still kept in contact with

7:22

my ex whatever when I was bored we hang out

7:24

one night I hang out with him and

7:26

I looked through the phone to read their

7:28

messages to keep just I was being nosy

7:30

I didn't even really care. Mm-hmm, but I

7:33

read through the messages and she had told

7:35

she was like complaining I know you'll always

7:37

love her talking about me and she was

7:39

like, yeah, I will And

7:42

She was like, I know you're fucking and but

7:45

he could never fuck me again. So he was

7:47

like, no, I'm not No, I'm not she responded

7:49

to said stop lying on your dick. Mmm. Oh,

7:51

okay. So I was like, I'm gonna take that

7:58

No, you did it I took it And I

8:00

made a fucking hit song off of it because I felt it.

8:02

I mean it's a banger Definitely

8:05

a banger. Yeah, where you from? I'm from

8:07

LA. You're from inland Empire. Okay

8:09

word Well, hey, I'm not I'm not I'm

8:11

not one of those these ie motherfuckers trying

8:13

to claim LA be We're

8:18

from Long Beach last Paramount and we be claiming

8:20

LA Yeah,

8:26

I know ie man I was born in Pomona

8:28

and I Don't

8:30

know I spent the longest amount of my

8:32

life in ie like eight years, but I've

8:34

always traveled I lived in New York for

8:36

like seven years Was

8:39

always in LA Washington shit

8:42

a lot of different places. So well speaking

8:44

of the ie You

8:46

used to be a jerk artist. That's crazy. Yeah Like

8:49

I was just kind of I'd normally never research guess well

8:51

usually because they're kind of people I know so I was

8:54

like I should probably do a little bit of research and

8:56

I was like, oh wait a second jerk

8:59

Because you know me during the beginning of the

9:01

wave me and him we almost started a little

9:04

jerk duo as well Yeah, we had a name

9:06

we had we were about to write to and

9:08

we just never did How

9:15

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9:18

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9:20

before us Well,

9:23

I just grew up I mean when

9:25

I was doing jerk stuff Like

9:28

fucking 14 years old so long.

9:31

Yeah. Yeah, so It

9:33

was fun I mean I was always I was

9:35

bad So

9:38

I was always in and out of different high schools

9:40

before I like ultimately dropped out

9:42

I think I dropped out like my junior junior year,

9:44

which is stupid because it's like bitch You only got

9:47

like one more year. It's like the end of junior

9:49

year. I was like fuck this What

9:51

is your best year? You don't got

9:53

nothing me. I just oh my god.

9:55

I couldn't handle it. Just a little

9:57

little I moved to LA and I was like I'm

10:00

signing a deal and I did and I was like fuck

10:02

all y'all y'all could go to prom and shit. I'm in

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10:09

Because of like moving around so much I

10:12

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10:14

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10:16

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10:20

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16:11

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16:17

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16:19

as my background on my phone. And

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I went to my plugs house one day, crazy story,

16:24

how I met his ass. This

16:28

was like in New York, getting some weed

16:30

and he saw it. He's

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like, is that a big clip? Oh

16:35

you had the actual giant clip at the back of your phone?

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Yeah. And then we both looked at

16:40

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16:42

a big clip. I was like, I am.

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Oh my God. You are the clip.

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Yeah. And then ever since then,

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everyone just called me big clit. Yeah.

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One clit to rule them off. Exactly. It

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just kind of happened. Remember China's? Oh,

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of course. It's the first thing I think

17:02

of when I think of a giant clit.

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China's a wrestler, you know, rest in peace.

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Not to speak. Well, look, we're not even

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17:58

comments. Oh

18:00

yeah. A lot of you

18:03

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18:05

like, who is this white girl

18:07

using the n-word in her

18:10

music? Ate keeping blackness.

18:13

So can you tell us, what is your

18:15

ethnicity? I'm black and white. Oh, a gray

18:17

girl. I guess. I

18:21

kind of like that. Gray

18:24

alien. Yeah. Okay. Well,

18:27

there you go. I didn't ask

18:29

for it, y'all. I didn't ask for

18:31

it to be black and white. I am just black and white.

18:33

I'm sorry if it pisses some of y'all off. It's

18:36

so interesting, right? But

18:38

for me, my mom is your

18:41

skin cup. So I

18:43

know the difference. But I'm looking

18:45

at people, I'm like, y'all can't see that she's

18:47

black. Y'all really

18:49

can't see it. I

18:52

never understood that shit. It

18:54

was clear to me before you said it, nigga. And

18:57

saying it like that solidified it. Not

18:59

going to be that bold. It's

19:03

just like, I don't know. I

19:10

am who I am. I

19:13

am what I grew up around. And

19:15

that is what it is. But I

19:19

don't know if it's the internet not

19:22

seeing, I don't know,

19:24

like all different types of black people or

19:26

what it is or people just trying to

19:28

find something to bitch about because they know

19:30

I'm dope. So I can't really tell what the fuck it

19:32

is. I think it's a little bit of both, honestly,

19:34

because there are definitely some people who have not been

19:37

exposed to that. And then there's

19:39

others that just like, oh, we mad about something?

19:41

For sure. I'm mad too. Like,

19:43

you know she black. You know she black.

19:45

Yeah, yeah. I am definitely not a

19:47

white woman. It's crazy because the comments, you know,

19:49

you'll see both. We'll see, of course, a lot of people

19:51

like, oh, okay, blah, blah, blah, like, you know, mad at

19:53

you. And then people in

19:55

the comments saying what you said, like,

19:57

oh, she obviously has like black features.

20:00

in there, you know what I'm saying? And

20:02

same as you, Rick, I mean, maybe, like

20:05

you said, it's just like, it's people not being

20:07

exposed to just different types

20:09

of people, but I for sure know like three

20:12

different mixed girls that like, especially with those shades

20:14

on, I'm like, oh, she looks like Choice. Oh,

20:16

she looks like, you know what I'm saying? Like

20:18

homegirls of mine that are also gray as well.

20:20

You know what I'm saying? So, you know. Okay.

20:23

What does that even mean? Black

20:26

and white. Black and white together.

20:28

No, that's lit. Actual

20:30

color. Okay. I fuck

20:32

with that. No, I

20:34

fuck with that. Oh yeah, I used to use that line

20:36

to like, to holler at gray

20:39

girls. Like, oh,

20:41

I'm black and white. Oh, I love gray girls. Yeah,

20:43

that's smart. I like it, yeah. Definitely a gray

20:45

girl. When you

20:47

walked up, I was like, oh, you feeling that?

20:49

You can take that. I am, I am. Yeah,

20:52

it's so much you can do with a gray area, gray matter. There

20:55

we go. Gray scale. But

20:59

gray niggas. No. Don't

21:02

be so mad. When

21:07

you walked up, I was like, thanks for pulling up.

21:09

And you were like, oh, any excuse to get away

21:11

from the baby for a little bit. You know what

21:13

I'm saying? Yeah. And I can relate. Yeah.

21:16

Because I got two now. How old

21:18

is your, is a baby boy? Yeah. How

21:20

old is your son? He just turned one. Amazing.

21:24

Congrats. One in a few weeks.

21:26

Damn, that's lit. Yup, yup. He's awesome

21:28

though. Yeah. He's really cool.

21:31

I could have it worse because he is chill, but

21:33

he's teething. So you know how that should go. So he's going

21:35

through it. Yeah, my boy is 11

21:37

months, about to be a year. He's also

21:39

teething as well, going through it right now,

21:42

dog. Crazy. Didn't even want

21:44

to eat, and he be eating to eat,

21:46

man. You know what I'm saying? Man, I feel bad.

21:48

My teeth hurt. They go, damn. What's

21:50

the problem? What doesn't

21:52

make sense? What's the problem? That's

21:55

exactly what they would say. I

21:58

don't want to give them no moat or time. I let on

22:00

nothing like that because it's like, what the fuck?

22:02

It's crazy giving a kid some drugs. Like what

22:04

the fuck? But I feel bad. I just give

22:06

them a PE like popsicles and shit like that.

22:08

I feel it. I feel it. You

22:10

know, I used to be like, look, I don't want my

22:12

kid in front of the screens all day, but sometimes man,

22:14

especially with two, I'm like, let me

22:16

just let this zone out for a bit.

22:18

How old is your other one? She's three. Three?

22:22

Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So

22:24

you got some experience. You know, a little bit, a little

22:26

bit. Every day is a new day, you know, because you

22:28

know, this is my first three year old. So,

22:31

and you know, it's crazy

22:34

because like, she was always smart. I've been told

22:36

from other people, she's like a smart toddler, right?

22:38

But as soon as she turned three, it was

22:40

like a switch. It's kind of crazy, bro. It's

22:42

almost like, as soon as she had that three

22:44

birthday party, she was like, dad, hey,

22:46

how you doing today? Like, what's up, man? What are we, what

22:48

are we getting into today? You know, his father. Yeah.

22:52

You know, I don't agree with some decisions you've

22:54

been making father. But it was like, yo,

22:56

what did all this happen? You know what

22:58

I mean? But it's fun, man. It's fun.

23:03

How has motherhood changed

23:05

how you operate just in life

23:07

or whatever? Not

23:09

a fucking damn thing. I'm still that

23:12

biggest fucking clit in the galaxy. Big

23:14

fucking clit. Big, great clit monster.

23:16

Hell yeah, big, great clit monster. Ah.

23:21

That's me. No, I

23:23

mean, I could say one thing. I

23:25

was prepared to have a kid. I

23:27

don't know. Like, I just,

23:29

I have lots of kids, really. A

23:32

lot of these motherfuckers are my sons. Are your sons,

23:34

yes, I feel it, I feel it. And

23:37

I mean that in a way of

23:40

like, I really changed people's

23:42

lives and helped and inspired a lot

23:44

of people in a motherly way. So

23:47

having my son kind

23:50

of cut off everybody.

23:52

And that's the thing I love. That's what has

23:54

changed the most. It's like, okay, all my love

23:56

goes to my son. I don't disperse it out

23:58

to people no more. Because who

24:01

has time? Exactly, it's just all about

24:03

him. And I don't

24:05

really allow, it changed who I keep

24:07

around me. I don't allow people around

24:09

me because I have like a kid

24:11

looking up to me and he's making

24:14

his own perception on me every day.

24:16

He's learning and I just

24:18

feel like I can't have no fuck shit around

24:20

me because I don't want to fuck my kid

24:22

allowing fuck shit around him. And that's

24:24

something I could personally say I battled with in

24:26

my life. Like a lot of fucking entities wanna

24:29

come and attach and bring down and

24:31

steal light and positivity and

24:33

shit, just negative beings. So

24:35

I just cut off all that shit in my

24:38

life after having a kid

24:40

and I'd rather just be alone, you know? Alone

24:43

but not lonely. So that's kind

24:46

of like what's changed the most.

24:48

Otherwise, you know, still same clean.

24:50

And it's the greatest excuse

24:53

because like before when someone hit you up trying

24:55

to go out, I'd have to be like, ah

24:58

man, you know, I don't know, I don't know if I got

25:00

work to do, but I'm like, ah, babies, man, the babies. Cause

25:02

mother, people, here's what I hate. As

25:05

a grown man, I just

25:07

don't have time to be spontaneous anymore. And

25:09

motherfuckers want to be spontaneous, bro. Yo,

25:11

I just landed that way. What's good?

25:13

Nothing, dog. Absolutely nothing.

25:16

Have a good night. Yeah, go

25:18

away. For one, your hotel

25:20

should be ready by now. You can check

25:22

in. You can cook. Yeah, cause it's like,

25:24

even if I didn't have the baby, it's

25:26

like, bro, like, can

25:29

I get a week's notice at least? Who

25:32

has time to be spontaneous in your

25:34

grown age? You know what I'm saying?

25:36

Don't start using that. Ah,

25:38

man, I can't, you know, Tim got

25:40

kids. It's Tim's got kids. It's

25:45

fire. You got

25:48

siblings? I do. Well,

25:50

no, I don't. I ain't fucking with them right now.

25:52

Yeah, fucking fucking siblings. Little ass clit.

25:57

I'm just kidding. I do have siblings.

26:00

legs. I have a lot but they're not all

26:02

they're not for me. That's the thing. I'm the

26:04

only one from my mom and my daddy. Oh okay.

26:06

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Two brothers and like how

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um clip of you that's been going viral. Um

27:49

how long how old is this clip? Uh

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like shit almost two

27:54

years could be three. It's crazy because

27:56

it came

27:59

across my my time. And then I

28:01

feel like right after I like hit you up

28:03

to come beyond the podcast I was I saw

28:05

like five more times. I'm like everybody just started

28:07

repose it all of a sudden. You know say

28:10

like yeah When

28:12

you dropped it, I think

28:15

it was pretty that was it like popping on

28:17

tick-tock I felt like it was kind of doing

28:19

it was viral that goes this

28:21

particular video goes viral Ever

28:24

since it came out like each year Twice a

28:26

year three times a year that video

28:28

goes viral. Mm-hmm. And this

28:30

time it's just gone crazy Like

28:33

I didn't even think it could go Up

28:36

anymore like it's gone up

28:39

more and it just keeps going up

28:41

So I dropped the whole

28:43

the complete song was dropped probably about four

28:45

years ago. Oh shit. Yeah going on four

28:47

years And

28:50

I signed to Sony when viral on tick-tock

28:52

I was I can say this was the

28:54

time where rappers were doing this whole thing

28:56

where it was like fuck Tick-tock shit

28:59

corny And I was

29:01

like one of the first artists to

29:03

really go viral on tick-tock and get

29:06

signed and start making money off that

29:08

and Bet everybody

29:10

else, you know joined the bandwagon And

29:14

now they see how great tick-tock is So

29:17

I love it. I love tick-tock if

29:19

I like man I would

29:21

I wouldn't call myself a tick-tock artist But

29:24

a lot of the stuff I drop goes viral

29:26

on tick-tock What is

29:28

um, what's your name on six? Ah, Quitorious

29:31

Maximus now, this is a thing. Yes, they

29:33

delete me so many times Accommodating

29:38

towards people that yeah, like I feel like I

29:40

see a couple of customers and my tickets muted

29:44

They did used to be that way though when I came

29:46

out they were cool Wait, you know

29:49

as the years passed they started really getting

29:51

strict on it. I got deleted

29:53

for wrongful reasons I just

29:55

had a power that the fucking

29:57

Vegas started my period. Mm-hmm on

30:00

a pad. It was kind of poking out

30:02

of my bathing suit. I thought it was funny. I

30:04

made a video about it

30:06

because I'm like, yo, y'all niggas think you

30:08

pee, but the only pee you is is

30:10

po' poverty, a peasant is big clit. I'm

30:13

the biggest clit. I have my fucking pad

30:15

out, my bush out, or I'm a sippin'

30:17

fucking margarita. This is my best life. Like,

30:19

having fun, it was comedy. And it got

30:21

in a Christian algorithm. And Christians don't like

30:24

me for some reason. I love y'all

30:26

Christian. They don't like you. Well, Christians

30:28

hate bush, yeah. I don't believe our

30:30

Christian's voice. Maybe after wax.

30:33

That's crazy that we synced up on that

30:35

because there was so many different ways that

30:37

we could've went. We could've said, uh, pads,

30:39

we could've said anything, but the bush. But

30:42

even the Lord said, the Lord came down

30:44

as a burning bush one day. He

30:47

wanted you to symbolic burn it. Burn it. Burn

30:49

it. Yeah. I'm a heathen, so

30:51

bush it up. Bush

30:55

it all day, baby. No,

30:58

that's crazy, man. I could talk

31:00

about the bush. Y'all motherfuckers that don't

31:02

like bush, what do you like? Fucking

31:04

little kid pussy. Oh, good. Like what?

31:06

Um, I'm gonna go ahead. Road ass

31:08

women have that bush, baby.

31:11

Well, I'm equal pubes. I'm equal

31:13

opportunity for pubes, bushes, and

31:15

shaved all the ways. So I

31:17

just had this conversation, right? Yeah. You

31:19

had to clear that up for y'all, but

31:22

big clit. No, I'm just kidding. I am

31:24

too. I agree. If you are a lady,

31:26

have my bush, damn it. Like that.

31:28

That's the thing. If she does

31:30

the Bush, that's her thing. Honored

31:33

the Bush. Exactly. Because from

31:35

my experience, a woman who purposely

31:38

has a Bush takes care of it

31:40

because the most people who don't like

31:42

the Bush is like, Oh, we sweaty.

31:45

It traps older. That bullshit though, it

31:47

doesn't trap odor. It can. But

31:49

if you do it on purpose, I

31:51

imagine you keep it right. And

31:54

first off, any vagina

31:57

could trap odor. I mean.

32:00

It's like it's not

32:02

the hair is like just if

32:04

you don't clean your vagina for two days, your

32:07

vagina is going to be sweaty and stanky. Clean

32:09

your VJJ hair or no hair just because it

32:12

has hair doesn't mean it smells more. That is

32:14

like the biggest brainwash

32:17

in the world that I don't know. Did

32:19

it come from misogynistic men or did it come from

32:21

men that want to like touch on little girls? I

32:23

don't know. I don't

32:25

know. Who knows where it come from, but

32:27

that's the thing. Right? If they have it,

32:29

if they do it on purpose, you're good.

32:32

Now the women who shave, that's

32:35

their thing. If

32:37

I know that you shave and

32:39

we had a planned appointment and

32:41

you served me up some hairy,

32:44

now I feel away. I

32:47

wasn't good enough for you to shave that

32:49

because you knew I was coming. Now if

32:51

Bush is your thing, give it to me.

32:54

How you going to send me pictures of the shaved

32:56

and I pull up and you got the stubble. I

32:58

get it. Ain't nothing wrong with

33:00

no Bush. As busy, Rick's

33:03

beard be smelling

33:06

like ramen. I'll

33:08

try to keep him from sniffing it. I'll

33:11

make it stain, but he just keep coming. Oh

33:15

man. Well sit man. What are

33:18

you going to be performing for us today?

33:21

Liar. Okay. That. Stick

33:25

to the original. I like it. I like it man. Are

33:27

you working on, I'm sure you're constantly working on

33:30

music. What do we,

33:32

you got like a project you about to

33:34

drop or you got some, what can we

33:36

look forward to before we have you do

33:38

your thing on here? Yeah, I'm just

33:43

about to drop some crazy shit.

33:45

I'm working on a project, but

33:47

I'm going to just do it, you know, and

33:49

drop it. It's going to

33:51

drop it. Don't really want to talk about it because

33:53

I keep switching up names

33:56

and everything, but yeah. When

34:00

you perform, do you

34:03

want to step out? Are we sitting here watching you?

34:05

What's the vibe? You should step out. It's

34:07

what I'm going to do. All

34:09

right, maybe we'll jump into it halfway through it. You know what

34:12

I'm saying? Yeah, we will. You guys should start

34:14

here. Why not? I bet. Well, I

34:16

want to watch the performance. I'm

34:19

going to start here and sit here

34:21

awkwardly, and then see how I feel.

34:23

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're good.

34:25

All right, well, shit. Let's get into

34:27

it then. Let's set it

34:29

up. And yeah. Cool.

34:33

Here's a clit, baby. Here she is performing

34:35

her. Clitorious Maximus, baby.

34:37

Put some respect on the bush. Let's get it.

34:40

Here she is performing her hit song, Liar. Clitorious

34:45

Maximus, big clit. Let's get it.

34:55

Now, in the cut, go with good fat. Keep

34:58

it poor. All

35:01

right. Come on, you Att

36:00

I don't care, I don't care, I don't

36:02

care, I don't care, I don't care, I

36:04

don't care, I don't care You fucking

36:06

niggas, niggas really wanna hear You said you

36:08

got them plays, that's a lie Said

36:10

you hustle every day, that's a lie

36:13

He think he a P, I made him cry You

36:15

a slave for this pussy, do not lie Fuck,

36:19

you a pussy ass bitch Fuck

36:21

you, your mama and your kids Ho,

36:23

I hate a lie in that street

36:26

I'm lying on this dick, you pussy Why

36:29

you gotta lie, you know

36:31

that you a lie So

36:33

insecure inside There a

36:35

real nigga, only bitch niggas lie

36:38

Lying on this dick, lying on your dick Why

36:47

you lying on your dick? Why

36:49

you lying on this dick? You

36:56

a fucking nigga, niggas really wanna hit

37:00

The biggest clit in the galaxy, bitch Put

37:03

some respect on the bush, it's

37:05

big fucking clit

37:08

Ahhh, motherfucker Yeah,

37:11

go! Let's

37:14

go Yo, I'm fired Yo,

37:17

make some noise for the big clit one

37:19

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