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2:33

again The

2:43

beautiful the world traveler

2:45

the enigmatic Nikki blades

2:50

People were like did she quit again?

2:53

What happened? And

2:57

I had to tell people it

2:59

was her birthday three months Everywhere

3:06

The best way to put it I really was

3:08

it was her birthday season. Yeah, I see season

3:10

tell us Nikki blades Where the fuck you been

3:12

man? We went to

3:14

Hawaii, San Francisco Japan

3:18

Cancun hmm now we're in LA

3:20

before you say Cancun is about to say bunch of

3:22

places with the same looking people You

3:25

know Hawaii and Japan's not that different It

3:28

really is it that's so funny went to

3:30

San Francisco while you live in the Bay

3:33

The reason why I say it like

3:35

that was because I was in Hawaii And

3:37

I had to go back to San Francisco to do

3:40

an event and then I flew

3:42

from right away Let's go to Japan

3:44

makes sense Which is which

3:47

is stupid because it's closer to go from

3:49

Hawaii to Japan versus Going

3:52

from Hawaii to San Francisco. Yeah Japan

3:57

from Hawaii is I was six hours. Yeah Yeah,

4:00

that's tight. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'd be

4:02

forgetting how she works sometimes cuz

4:04

I forget that like You

4:07

know people in New York They don't really go to

4:09

Hawaii because that's like 12 hours for them as opposed

4:11

to just going like the DR or something like that,

4:13

right? So

4:16

how long were you in Japan for I was

4:18

only in Japan for five days I

4:20

went to Osaka and Kyoto damn. It was not

4:23

long enough at all. It was kind of like

4:25

my intro to Japan I bet oh, this is

4:27

your first time in Japan. Yeah. Oh, I'm so jealous

4:30

It was so nice, but it was freezing.

4:32

I had my New York jacket It was

4:34

so cold when I went and we did

4:36

a lot of walking But until

4:38

you're walking around you walk you eat you

4:40

walk you eat. Yeah, you walk you eat How

4:44

was I like that? I

4:48

loved it and I'm sure you got your eat on

4:50

I did but I did get

4:52

I got sick Did

4:55

you I did what? Okay,

4:57

it could have been cuz I ate everything I

4:59

don't know if I could pinpoint one thing but

5:01

I did do the conveyor belt sushi. Hmm I

5:04

mean I fuck with that out here. I never had yeah, but I

5:08

Would think yeah, you would think it wasn't Interesting,

5:11

you know, I went to the super touristy one It

5:14

was you know, I kind of I kept

5:16

my expectations real low with that place But

5:18

the issue was is that I had already

5:20

been eating from the moment. I

5:23

woke up. I was eating everything So by

5:25

the time that came around I didn't want

5:27

to not enjoy everything right I ended up

5:29

Yeah, I wasn't feeling good for about like a

5:31

good two hours. Okay, you know, it's one of

5:34

those stomach type things and then Right,

5:38

I was like but I was I was out bad for a

5:40

minute and then once it was done I was like, okay Let's

5:42

go back outside translation I

5:47

Wasn't that it came out the other way and I

5:49

didn't want to say it was going up But I was

5:51

it was pretty bad. That was not fun. They go

5:53

sit in a tiny Japanese Okay,

5:56

so the first day we ended up

5:58

staying in one one of

6:00

those super small hotels. Yeah.

6:03

Oh, fun. I'm talking about where you can, your

6:05

arms go out, you're touching both sides of the walls.

6:07

You got one hand in toilet, one hand on your

6:10

pillow. Pretty much. It was super, super tiny, but they

6:12

had these, I'm gonna probably say it wrong, like

6:14

an onsen. It's the bath

6:16

houses. And that made it totally

6:18

worth it. And they did ramen

6:20

at night, like complimentary ramen for

6:23

free. That's amazing. Why do it

6:25

so good? Oh, I missed Japan already.

6:28

Well, you know with the conveyor belt

6:30

sushi shit, there was a kind

6:32

of a, remember when

6:34

people in America were out here fucking

6:36

licking ice cream as like a TikTok

6:38

trend to be hooligans? There was

6:41

some Japanese hooligans out there who were fucking

6:43

with conveyor belt sushi and putting them back

6:45

on the plate. See, that makes sense. It

6:47

was a whole thing. That's annoying as fuck.

6:49

So I learned the secret with the conveyor belt

6:51

sushi. So you can always order whatever

6:53

you want. You don't necessarily have to wait for the

6:55

piece that you want to come around. So if you

6:58

want it fresh, you just order it

7:00

instead of waiting and they'll bring it straight to you.

7:02

So you don't gotta worry about it being in front

7:04

of other people. Really? Yeah. So

7:07

you don't use conveyor belt at all. You use conveyor belt

7:09

for some, but not for all. Like the really good stuff,

7:11

you know? That's what you do. You

7:14

know what I love about

7:16

Japan that they started doing

7:18

in New York. Got

7:21

clean bathrooms? No, not just, they ain't no

7:23

clean bathrooms in New York. They ain't doing

7:25

that yet? No. I

7:28

remember quick side tangent. I remember when

7:30

the Rona was happening, the whole pandemic

7:32

was going on. And it was

7:35

like, you know, people were posting like,

7:37

whoa, they're cleaning the subways. They're like,

7:39

why have they never done this before?

7:41

It was the whole cleanest thing. They're

7:43

like, is that possible? It was like,

7:45

in my 20 years of living here,

7:48

I've never seen this. New

7:50

York dirty as shit. But

7:53

I love it. I love it. Yeah, I love

7:55

it, but it's gross. I remember another side tangent

7:58

when I was filming, basically the Boozy. in

8:00

New York with Darren Brans, shout out to

8:02

Darren Brans, my guy, he hates filming in New York, right?

8:04

He hates it. And I always like, when they give us

8:06

the option of LA or New York to film basically to

8:09

boost you, I'd be like, let's go to New York, man,

8:11

you know what I'm saying? I love New York, I wanna

8:13

see my peoples out there. He's like, no, let's go to

8:15

LA, but they usually go to New York because it's like all

8:18

their production is already, whatever, for whatever reason, right?

8:20

Anyways, so he's like, man. And

8:23

I guess I don't be looking for him. I

8:26

don't look at the ground when I'm walking around

8:28

New York. Oh, you don't look at the ground?

8:30

I just straightforward, you understand? But

8:33

he's like, dog, there's rats everywhere. I always

8:35

do, I was like, I don't even look at all that.

8:37

He's like, man, and our hotel was

8:39

a decent hotel, right? He's like, look, show

8:42

me videos, just like families of

8:44

rats running through the bushes. All the

8:46

time, how do you not see that?

8:48

I just kinda, you know. Same with

8:51

San Francisco. Yeah? I'm surprised

8:53

that you don't look down when you walk in

8:55

New York or in San Francisco because you will

8:57

step in something and you are not looking where

8:59

you're walking. I just be, you know, I'm

9:01

just like, doo doo doo doo doo. I'm in New York,

9:04

I'm in New York, son. I don't care about

9:06

the rats, son. Sickness, Tim. Stomping

9:09

around the rats. I'm in my mee-bullen. Stomping

9:11

rats and shit and Tim. But

9:15

I was gonna say, mee-bullen. I

9:20

don't know what you're like, what is funny about that? What's

9:23

his name? Oh, gosh. I

9:27

didn't wanna pretend like I knew what they were talking about.

9:29

No, okay. And I respect you

9:31

for that. I truly genuinely. I really

9:33

don't wanna know what's funny. I really

9:35

respect you for that. I'm not even

9:38

being sarcastic. I love that you asked.

9:40

Yeah. I don't know. Acting

9:42

is better than pretending. Because I'm not

9:44

gonna lie, even though it's a stupid

9:46

joke, that was high level

9:49

shit. Yeah. Because I was like, I know

9:51

these two have known each other for so long. What

9:53

the hell is this joke? That

9:55

was high level. Like, if

9:58

you're watching this movie for the first time. You

10:00

didn't get that until like your third watch.

10:02

You feel me? So I appreciate it. Anyways

10:06

Japan don't give a fuck if you eat alone, you know

10:08

what I'm saying? Oh, it was so I love that I

10:10

love that too because when you go to New

10:13

York, there's so many ramen spots there are

10:15

that are very like they try to keep

10:17

it like traditional like ramen shit and there's

10:20

um Yes,

10:23

that's I have the little booth Right where

10:25

you don't have to talk to anybody and

10:28

what's super cool about the one in Japan is that there's

10:30

these little Plaques that are

10:32

in English and you can give them to your

10:34

waiter Because it's in Japanese on

10:36

the back if it's like I don't know how

10:38

to order or please guide me through this or

10:40

I'm gonna Step away and you just you just

10:43

drop that down. You gotta deal with nothing. It's

10:45

so good And if you're a girl to

10:47

the end with a little thicker Would

10:54

you like some tequila I would like let's celebrate

10:56

your birthday months with uh, yeah and yours as

10:58

well I miss yours Oh, that's facts. Yes. Yes.

11:01

Yes you did. Yes you did. Wow. We both

11:03

oh, wow. Wow You forgot our

11:05

birthdays are in this same week. I

11:08

think you forgot you I

11:12

wanted to come back didn't include nobody Wow. What's

11:14

funny is I'll got lives That's why he got

11:16

a wife and kids. I don't know what the

11:18

hell you're doing Rick The

11:33

lights go out in this video I

11:50

Was gonna say, you know Rick will tell

11:52

you I'm very bad about remembering people's birthdays

11:54

and wishing them happy birthdays But when Nikki

11:56

blaze I like fuck she don't care. Yeah

12:00

Man if you forget her birthday, you don't feel

12:02

away. I've been sitting alarms But

12:16

yeah, I love it you guys always it makes

12:18

me feel special that you guys know that I care

12:20

about that and that's what People do when you

12:22

care about each other. I fucked up one

12:24

time Let's let's say how are you? Am

12:26

I gonna need a drink for how bad

12:28

you fucked up? No, okay I'm reporting to

12:31

here or we sure I don't need no

12:33

more caffeine. I had coffee or no I

12:35

just want to like shoot it. Oh shit.

12:37

Okay. Okay, miss you I'm

12:41

here. I will give you the lid since it's your birthday. Have any

12:43

of the other guests been drinking or maybe yeah

12:45

How's that been side? No y'all

12:48

be having some really pretty girls when I'm not here. Well,

12:51

don't you like that's our doing Some

12:54

really pretty guests when I'm not around you also did

12:56

that without it waiting for me. Wow, what the The

13:01

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13:03

mean the streets think that you be like,

13:05

you got a girl on here I'm gone.

13:07

That's what the streets think Nicky bless first

13:09

off streets. I Like

13:11

pretty girls, too. Do you forget that

13:13

like? Oh, we're not anti have

13:16

the ladies on the show Yeah, you

13:18

know, it's really not her Timing

13:21

works. Yeah, you know and

13:23

it's like oh, there's no Nikki. Well, let's put

13:26

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13:29

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13:32

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16:45

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16:47

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17:01

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17:08

sorry back to the toilet. Thank

17:10

you. I Japan. I love that.

17:12

They have bidets everywhere Oh

17:17

Jokes, go ahead. I'm sorry. No, I was

17:19

like I want one in every

17:21

bathroom. I want one I made jokes

17:23

about you know, Japanese toilets, whatever but they're the

17:26

innovators with the tone. Oh my fucking the auto

17:30

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17:32

that it's just like They're a

17:35

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17:37

know, and they have like sanitizer They have all

17:39

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17:42

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17:44

like you're going to the bathroom you can have wind

17:46

or well What

17:48

you push one button is? That's

17:53

only in the guy's bathroom. I'm gonna

17:55

make a toilet where it just makes obnoxious

17:58

shit No

18:00

matter what you doin' You smell that? You

18:03

smell that? You smell that? You

18:06

smell that? My

18:10

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girls we've had on, they were musicians They

18:28

were fuckin' Y'all

18:30

had somebody screamin' Yeah,

18:33

actors, musicians Like, uh, what else?

18:35

Yeah, you don't have homies It's

18:38

not just the O.F. stuff You only pay attention

18:40

to the O.F. girl, your nanny We

18:42

had like 3 stand-up comedians Come on, like, the

18:45

hook? Yeah, pay attention But

18:48

yes, I fucked up Because, let me

18:50

tell you Yo,

18:53

I I didn't hear shit y'all

18:55

said for the past 15 minutes No, I tried to do So,

18:59

you know, here's the thing Dolphins, okay,

19:01

when dolphins Go to sleep because they're

19:03

mammals They have to continue

19:05

breathing air So half of their

19:07

brains Sleep while the other half continues

19:10

To go up for air, I feel like

19:12

I have To do that now, or half

19:14

Of my brain is trying to engage While

19:16

the other half is doing this You fucked

19:18

up, you fucked up You

19:20

fucked up, you fucked up You compared yourself

19:22

to a dolphin You're a dolphin

19:24

out here You fucked up The

19:28

craziness of my dolphins, too When

19:32

I was with my ex I was an

19:34

art student at Cal State Long Beach And so It

19:39

was The day before

19:41

her birthday We're on the phone and shit And

19:45

I'm working on this painting It's going to take me a

19:47

long time, so we're talking On the phone, and I'm like,

19:49

alright, well I'm going to finish this painting, I'll just I'll

19:52

hit you tomorrow, right? She was like, oh Oh,

19:54

okay, alright Goodnight, I'm like,

19:56

okay, goodnight Love you, bye.

19:59

And I'm like That little weird whatever

20:01

I'm painting and then

20:03

I realized oh shit. I am night

20:05

painting It was about to

20:07

be midnight. I hung up with her like

20:11

11 like 10 30 11. She's like oh,

20:14

all right fucking then I realized

20:16

oh shit her birthday Hit

20:18

at midnight. This was like I was

20:20

like was like 130 at this point to

20:23

it. Oh, no. I was like, oh my god,

20:25

babe I should like what ever So

20:29

many taxes are probably coming from different people

20:39

That's not the first time I've done that and for

20:41

the record Rick was saying that's annoying not me being

20:43

annoying yeah I

20:47

also did that one time fucking our

20:50

homie PD flow Pedro Flores this

20:52

will hit me up I was

20:54

coming off a late one at

20:56

Foot Locker, right leaving the mall

20:58

driving home I was fucking tired

21:00

fools like hey man, you wanna come grab a

21:02

drink right now at home at Chili's Or

21:05

teach you Friday's where the fuck you down. I'm with a couple

21:07

homies. I'm like Now

21:12

mind you I knew his birthday was coming up that week,

21:14

but did I get home he's like he

21:16

was like just come on like I'm sleepy

21:18

man. Just I Way

21:22

I get home I realize oh shit He's

21:25

turning 21 midnight

21:37

Can't do that midnight. So I don't my brain doesn't

21:39

register it for some reason We're

21:45

celebrating tomorrow on the day

21:47

the day When

21:50

12 o'clock hit there are people that

21:52

fight to be the first one to

21:55

tell me happy birthday It's where it is the day

21:57

before and it is 10 p.m. And Like

22:00

I'm saying I'm telling it to you now because

22:02

are you know, everybody's gonna try to hit you at this time

22:04

You feel like a tyrant? Makes

22:07

me feel important and I feel

22:09

special and I feel like this and I look at

22:11

my phone Cuz

22:14

there was a year That nobody

22:17

told me happy birthday and that's the

22:19

reason why that I love those and

22:21

I make it a thing There's only

22:23

like one person I remembered it was my sister I'm

22:27

gonna say a yearly reminder.

22:29

Yeah 5 p.m. And

22:43

then after you say yes, I'm a way

22:45

to come more hours it is a birthday

22:47

dog Well,

22:49

I think I have told enough

22:51

people I think I've

22:53

said too many times out loud that

22:55

like y'all only fuck with like three

22:58

people, bro Yeah, it's like nowadays dog

23:00

them shits is too far between when I get the

23:02

birthday text Absolutely,

23:04

if you're everybody in my Immediate

23:07

and probably second and third tier circles. No, I really

23:09

don't give a fuck like that And

23:11

then it'd be the outside that

23:13

don't know me like hey man. Just one

23:15

wish you a happy birthday Here's

23:18

what's funny is when I

23:20

see the happy birthday text and I scroll up

23:22

and the last text was That

23:29

alarm set that's why oh man, yeah,

23:31

how do you even remember and that's just overwhelming Like

23:34

I remember back when I

23:36

cared about Facebook Just

23:39

work Yeah,

23:42

but People would

23:44

tell you happy birthday publicly

23:46

and I'm like do I

23:48

have to have to thank everybody? There's

23:51

a lot of money. Yes. I

23:53

just started not know like eventually

23:55

they gonna be like fuck this guy And

23:58

not be happy birthday anymore that

24:00

happened but man them years when it was going I

24:02

was like, that

24:04

fucking shell shot though. Yo

24:07

but who needs a text anymore when you

24:09

want the love you just gotta say on

24:11

Instagram, it's my birthday and then you get

24:13

the little flood of comments, right? But you

24:15

know why everybody used to tell you happy

24:17

birthday publicly was because when you followed someone

24:20

in your little bio it said when your

24:22

birthday was so you got a notification. So

24:24

if you're on Facebook? Yeah. Right,

24:27

right, right, right. So if you're on like Snapchat it tells you people's birthdays

24:29

too. Does it? Yeah but. Put

24:31

the little birthday cake. Yeah but I think

24:33

that this year was

24:35

the last year that I'm ever doing like a group

24:38

thing. Oh like a group excursion? I

24:40

don't even do the excursions like barely planning anything.

24:43

This year was the last year like I'm

24:46

good and then getting to go away on my

24:48

birthday and kind of just hopping around that I

24:50

think was the best. I did something with the

24:52

fam, did something in Hawaii and then traveled a

24:55

bit. That to me is way better than trying

24:57

to throw through something this

24:59

year. I'm never doing it again. I'm over it.

25:02

My tolerance for waiting for people or just like

25:04

it's just not necessary. I don't want to

25:06

coordinate anything. That's fact and explaining to

25:08

you say that because low key

25:10

last minute I was like should I

25:12

have like a little have some homies over for some food or

25:14

we should go get like a little dinner or something like that. And

25:17

you know like I said I don't have three to

25:19

four people that I really would want

25:21

there right. I think the reason why I'm so

25:23

proud of this, Eric, probably bring his chick. Peter

25:25

probably bring his chick. Reiko, probably bring us sex

25:28

date. Fucking

25:30

like and then, I'm talking about

25:32

Chris. So

25:37

that's already fucking eight people. I'm like I

25:39

don't even want to fucking party of eight

25:42

like I'm cool bro and I don't wanna

25:44

just invite like two homies

25:46

and have another homie feel left out. He

25:48

can't come like all right you know what,

25:50

you know? It's either you do something for

25:52

everybody or you do nothing which I think

25:55

next year it's a nothing. Nothing

25:57

is good. For the record though, I wouldn't.

26:00

Bring a girl to your home

26:02

for your birthday. Oh, no, I mean it would

26:04

have been like a dinner. Oh, yeah So

26:14

if you're talking to Rick and you see that

26:16

there's group activities and you didn't get invited it's

26:18

cuz I Love

26:20

weird. I just don't like subject

26:30

You know one thinking about you it's

26:32

not it's not other one, but it's also

26:35

not about somebody else. Yeah If

26:39

you think it's about you you think it's too much you'd only

26:41

want you calm the fuck down weirdo weird ass

26:50

But you know, like you said lucky for you, um,

26:54

I like weird as well, you know weird

26:57

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to call unique people weird, you know

28:19

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28:21

like no she's weird I

28:24

I say it not

28:26

heard before If

28:31

you're in the beginning courtship stages,

28:33

right no one gives

28:35

a fuck about weird You

28:43

know, I don't mind bringing people

28:45

around my family like if we're talking and maybe

28:47

even it's not super serious I don't mind bringing

28:49

them around because I love the vetting process and

28:51

plus my plus dad is gonna say something crazy

28:54

And I love it. I want to see if

28:56

they can actually hang. I Don't

28:58

know if I've told this story Probably

29:00

yeah, most likely but

29:04

so my parents were

29:06

never weird about me and Having

29:09

a random floozy over that I happen

29:12

to be canoodling with I where

29:14

they would always be like if it was if I was

29:16

I was living at home during a lot of my just

29:19

casual shenanigans, right? So One

29:22

time specifically this girl came through She

29:25

was the one I don't told this story, but the vet I

29:27

saw her on a Elevator

29:29

in Vegas and

29:32

she came through maybe I haven't told this Maybe

29:35

I maybe I put on dudes. It's all

29:37

just a blur of stupid repetitive stories now.

29:39

They're saying anyway Okay, so one time I

29:41

was in Vegas. I was on

29:43

an elevator seen this pretty Asian girl We

29:46

made eye contact. I wasn't sure if she knew who I

29:49

was but like I mean as she was getting off the

29:51

elevator I might have said you killed some shit like that,

29:53

right? Anyways The

29:55

following day or two. She hit

29:57

me on Twitter was like yo, I was the girl in the

29:59

elevator I was like, yes, fucking, I'm good.

30:02

She did know me. Go to the DMs,

30:04

we started flirting on some

30:06

jokeshits. I was like, and then it's

30:08

come to find out she wasn't too far from me, right? Maybe

30:10

I have an hour, whatever. I

30:13

was like, on some jokeshits, I'm like, yo, pull up in

30:16

some lingerie and a trench coat, you know what I'm

30:18

saying? And she did just that, came

30:20

to the door, trench coat, opened it

30:22

up, lingerie was like, you

30:24

lit, right? You had that? Yeah.

30:27

I opened it. Hey,

30:30

hey, hey, hey, I like

30:32

that. So anyways, we

30:34

go upstairs, we canoodle, we kick it,

30:36

right? My mom was cooking

30:39

dinner downstairs. My mom's like,

30:42

Tim, you know, my

30:46

time cow, right? Just come eat dinner. I'm

30:48

like, ah, mom, I got company, I'm already

30:50

eating. I know. My

30:52

mom's like, tell her to come eat.

30:55

I'm like, hey. Hi,

30:58

woman I just met. You

31:01

bring all the clothes? What you did? Oh, she did.

31:04

I might've given her a shirt, I don't know, I forget. But I'm like, my

31:08

mom asked if you hungry. She's like, yeah,

31:10

I can eat. She comes downstairs,

31:12

my mom did like a little like

31:14

fried fish with some sauce, bunch of

31:16

shit. This girl is fucking going in

31:18

there. She was not shy about

31:21

it, she said, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

31:23

Asian girl too, so she's familiar with all

31:25

this shit going on, my mom is cheesy.

31:28

She loves when people eat her food. She does

31:30

not care, this is a random girl I met in

31:32

Vegas that pulled up to the house in some lingerie.

31:34

She could come back. She was like, oh

31:37

yeah, you like, oh yeah. Good,

31:39

good, good. You

31:45

gotta tell this girl, you gotta go get out. She's

31:48

like, yeah, man. How long did

31:50

you end up talking to that girl for? Did it

31:53

last more than just dinner? It was just that. Oh

31:56

cool. But that's a

31:58

funny point. She got fed. She

32:00

won. She did. Double fit.

32:03

Yeah. Damn. Damn,

32:05

it got some tie-sizing and some projects.

32:11

I don't know why I didn't keep messing with

32:13

it. I've talked about this with Rick too. I'm

32:15

like, when I was in my kind of rando

32:17

stage, even when people

32:20

were cool, I didn't

32:22

really follow up too often.

32:24

It was kind of like, that was

32:26

it. We handled that. I was like, all right, on to

32:28

the next one. I look back now on a

32:30

couple of them, like, why did I do

32:32

that again? That would have been fun. I don't know. I

32:35

feel like back then, it was a

32:37

lot less free. You

32:40

kind of had to do that in order to keep

32:43

being able to do that. What do you mean?

32:45

Back then, it was like, oh, we hung out

32:47

twice. We're dating. Oh,

32:49

the game was different. You know what I

32:52

mean? And you are Mr. It's going to

32:54

date. You

32:56

give two or three actionable dates. She

32:59

thinks you got a boyfriend. Yeah, that's back. That's

33:01

back. But what fucked it up

33:03

is, it'd be during those dinner conversations where I'm

33:06

like, oh, this is it. When

33:08

it's not that, after I do it

33:10

to you, Rick is over here. Yeah,

33:14

that actually put a lot in perspective right

33:16

now. You're like, now I

33:18

remember why. Yeah, yeah, actually. But now lingerie

33:20

trench coat was cool though. Shout out to

33:22

her. That's pretty solid. Shout out to her

33:25

too. That's pretty cool. Did

33:28

she know you lived with your parents at

33:30

the time? Yeah, yeah. She did not care.

33:33

I'm fucked with her. I mean, you were

33:35

young as shit though. This was the early

33:37

20s. She probably lived with her parents. Asians

33:40

too. We're used to living at home until at least 25.

33:43

I don't think living at home is a problem.

33:45

Just pulling up to the parents out like that.

33:49

Oh, she knew they were home too? Yeah, because I

33:51

would tell them to. Yeah, because I would tell them

33:53

to. My parents are home, blah, blah, blah. OK, here's

33:55

them. All right,

33:57

man. Anytime you sign. Are

34:00

you sure you want to say what you're about

34:02

to try to remember what was said before so

34:04

we can know The

34:08

past was a crazy time and the past of the

34:10

past You want to

34:13

leave it there you try to bring it back now

34:15

this one is just a funny story. That's on topic

34:18

Hmm. I was in

34:20

I was in Alaska. I Was

34:23

doing a show Jardino and

34:25

them Passion

34:30

Barrera Angel Garcia and

34:32

mind you this is groupie stage of my

34:35

life Mm-hmm, I don't even want calm groupies anymore.

34:37

It was women who came to the show that

34:40

Were do it to the group wanted to do it It

34:44

was a it was a season of free

34:46

spirit everybody involved I So

34:51

It was a very pretty girl that we

34:54

met when we were just at the mall in Alaska

34:57

and and I exchanged numbers she

35:00

was she was cool, right and So

35:03

I had her come to the hotel we were staying

35:05

at but this was one of those

35:07

situations where I just Could

35:10

not get it going for some

35:12

reason like your boy was just

35:14

you know, sometimes you drink sometimes

35:17

you're tired sometimes the cold of Alaska just

35:20

pierces through your bones and dick and

35:23

you just can't get an erection and it just

35:25

wasn't Popping for me. Okay, and

35:27

also your boy was being safe So condoms was

35:29

fucking me up to you know, and

35:31

I was like, ah, you know, I just I can't I'm trying

35:33

to it's not It's just not working right so After

35:38

like maybe like a couple days later We

35:42

weren't in hotels anymore I was staying

35:44

at JRS house with his

35:46

parents, right and This

35:49

girl I'd we were still texting. I'm like,

35:51

oh you you around like pull

35:53

up, right? Pull up Reason

35:59

it wants to work now. It's just like, I told JR,

36:01

I'm like, Hey man, I got a girl coming through. He's

36:03

like, Really? Did you come here?

36:05

I'm like, yeah, is that cool? He's like,

36:07

yeah, I mean, yeah, it's cool, right? He

36:09

didn't care. And like, and it

36:11

was, it was, I know, you know, dog, you don't

36:13

even remember. I didn't, I didn't, back then I didn't

36:15

care, bro. I was like, yeah,

36:18

so a little reckless. I was.

36:20

And, um, now I, I got,

36:22

this feels so, I was like,

36:24

this is disrespectful, right? Uh,

36:26

but the way your hormones were set up back then, but

36:29

yeah, so she came through and it

36:31

was better. So this time we were good to go. And, uh,

36:34

you know, uh, I remember coming downstairs

36:36

and, you know, JL's parents just being like,

36:41

JL's parents were just looking at him like, this silly boy.

36:47

Walking straight in front of the homies. This

36:50

was

36:52

one of the things I kind

36:55

of blocked out. So just now it kind of reminded

36:57

me, unlocking your

37:06

dolphin brain is working. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That

37:08

half swam to the surface right now to

37:10

get a breath. Wow.

37:13

Yeah. Different time, man. I

37:16

currently, oh wait, shall I say,

37:18

nevermind. You,

37:23

you can, you can preface it. Uh, I,

37:28

I have a girl in Alaska that I

37:30

now need to check some things with. Okay.

37:33

Like diseases? That not.

37:35

Don't lie to me, man. She, she a

37:37

single mom? Yeah. Oh,

37:51

damn. Oh, is that

37:54

on purpose? Either way, we're going to give

37:56

it to you. That was fine. And she

37:58

apologizes if that is. We still

38:00

haven't figured out if you can say it. We still

38:02

don't know yet. Sorry. Aw, they all had

38:05

a moment. Nah, it was funny. It was

38:07

good. Thank you. Yeah, that was great. Yeah,

38:09

so, but I'll say this, man, even though that was a

38:11

fun time in my life. Glad it's over. I'm

38:14

glad it's over. I look back on it now. And

38:18

when you, you know, we're grown now,

38:20

right? And you look back on shit like

38:22

that in your life, and it feels almost

38:24

like it wasn't real, you know? Like, it

38:26

plays like a different, like a movie, you

38:28

know? Because it doesn't feel real anymore. Like,

38:30

you've lived these completely different, like, times of

38:32

your life. Yeah. And it's like so

38:36

completely different than what is going on

38:38

now. Yeah. That makes me think

38:40

of whenever our parents try to judge us on

38:42

certain things, they were like, you

38:45

used to go and do this, and you was

38:47

terrible. You know how you're telling me? And now

38:49

we're at a point where I'm like,

38:51

oh, that's what they meant. Yeah.

38:54

Yeah, you forgot. Yeah.

38:56

Yeah. Okay, I got you.

38:58

Sorry, Mom. When your parents try to be like,

39:01

you know, are you smoking weed? And I'm like,

39:03

Dad, you were dropping acid at Woodstock. What the

39:05

fuck are you talking about, man? That was a

39:07

different meat. I've

39:10

grown since then. Yeah, yeah, acid is

39:12

natural, okay? Oh,

39:18

that's funny. Yeah,

39:20

let's work that into something. Work that into something. You

39:23

should wrap it up now. Yeah, let's wrap it up,

39:25

man. Like I did in

39:27

Alaska. That is pretty sick. Speaking of Alaska,

39:29

it is cold as hell in the studio

39:31

right now. It'd be like that. God.

39:34

Nikki Blaze over here trying to show

39:36

off her shoulders, her tanned Hawaii shoulders. I

39:38

know. I came out the car and someone's like, you

39:40

are brown. Yeah. I was like, you're looking so tan.

39:42

I was like, oh, yeah, you've been on a fucking

39:45

one month long vacation. All

39:48

right, y'all, well, welcome back, Nikki Blaze.

39:51

Hey. Thank you all for watching another

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