Have you ever wanted to BE the newest family heirloom? The boy geniuses explore 'taxiderming' themselves into rugs, ways to stop random turgid interruptions, and Carson digs himself into a hole he may never be able to get out of.

Stay tuned until the end for the world acclaimed Question Monarch question off.

If you have any questions that you'd like us to take a stab at, email us at noeasyanswersbutt@gmail.com

Please be advised that the podcast contains explicit content.

Shoutout to Chaotic Good Boy for the intro and outro songs.

Podcast Cover Art done by the amazing Fiona J Minich.