Stothton and Walshman discuss night clubs and what an absolute, unmitigated nightmare they are. This may well and truly be a problem that is unsolvable.

145 - The New Year's Resolution Enforcement Plan

Jan 19th, 2024 1h 3m

Stothton and Walshman discuss how to fix the lack of commitment people show when it comes to new year's resolutions. Stothton has some big plans to get people on track.

144 - The Christmas Equivalency Conjecture

Jan 4th, 2024 1h 14m

Stothton and Walshman discuss the problems of Christmas in modern society and how it can be fixed. Also, on a side note, Stothton gives some truly incredible financial advice in this episode. Buy that Ferrari and go live your life.

143 - Tapas, Where's the Rest of It?

Nov 22nd, 2023 1h 6m

Stothton and Walshman discuss Tapas, possibly the greatest con in the food industry. The real question is, do we try and fix this or do we join the game?

142 - End Boneless Chicken Discrimination

Nov 17th, 2023 44m 22s

Stothton and Walshman discuss a particularly hot button issue: the discrimination of people who prefer boneless chicken wings over bone-in chicken wings.

141 - Here’s the Thing With Brunch and Mimosas

Aug 30th, 2023 1h 8m

Stothton and Walshman discuss brunch and the ridiculous people posting their mimosas on instagram.

140 - Beanies and Crocs vs. Sticky Gloves and Steel Soled Boots

Aug 14th, 2023 50m 40s

Stothton and Walshman discuss two incredibly concerning issues: people wearing beanies in the middle of summer and people wearing crocs in public.

139 - Classic Modern Warfare 2 is back. WAKE UP AND LOCK IT IN!!

Jul 31st, 2023 40m 54s

Stothton and Walshman discuss the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 servers being reactivated.

138 - Bro Discrimination, I’m All for It

Jul 17th, 2023 1h 2m

Stothton and Walshman discuss the nationwide destruction of bagel shops by the bros, the ridiculous health trend of gulping down disgusting green shakes, and the pure terror that comes from drinking John's signature coffee.

137 - The Sad Life of a Billionaire Businessman

Jul 7th, 2023 1h 3m

Stothton and Walshman discuss people wearing adult diapers to Taylor Swift concerts and the OceanGate submarine implosion.

136 - The President Needs Steroids And We Need ChatGPT

Jul 4th, 2023 1h 20m

Stothton and Walshman discuss kids burning their feet on hot pavement, President Biden falling yet again, and Jack interviews a potential ChatGPT prompt engineer.

135 - Logan Paul's Prime Is for 600 Pound Losers

Jun 2nd, 2023 47m 26s

Stothton and Walshman discuss an exciting potential business venture. The energy drink market will never be the same after this.

134 - No One Else has an Ivory Toilet

May 26th, 2023 53m 6s

Stothton and Walshman discuss terrible drivers, shitting before you leave home, shutting down schools with fart spray, and Jack's solution to the tip automation problem.

133 - The Return of Bill Chafton

May 5th, 2023 1h 4m

Bill Chafton is back and he and John discuss apple tech and Bill's efforts to pull himself from the depths of a deep and dark addiction.

132 - What am I Tipping?

Apr 28th, 2023 52m 13s

Stothton and Walshman discuss the automated tipping epidemic and the growing rift between smart and dumb people.

131 - Does Jack Believe in Astrology?

Apr 14th, 2023 59m 56s

Stothton and Walshman discuss idiots who love zodiac signs, tech layoffs, job hunting on Twitter and LinkedIn, and yet another weird and awkward Joe Biden speech.

130 - Netflix, Wolves, and Stoves

Mar 24th, 2023 1h 15m

Stothton and Walshman discuss Netflix screwing their subscribers, wolves being reintroduced into Colorado to reduce the rapidly growing dog population, and gas stoves apparently causing all of the world's climate and health problems.

129 - Amazon and Roomba's Fat and Greasy Future

Mar 2nd, 2023 42m 44s

Stothton and Walshman discuss Amazon's acquisition of Roomba for 1.7 billion dollars and what this means for mankind. Get ready for a fat and greasy future folks.

128 - Brave Activism with Glue and Milk

Feb 10th, 2023 41m 1s

Stothton and Walshman discuss "activists" glueing themselves to things and dumping milk on grocery store floors.

127 - Salt Bae Won the World Cup

Feb 3rd, 2023 46m 4s

Stothton and Walshman discuss people who get other people's faces tattooed on their body and Salt Bae winning the world cup.

126 - Taylor Swift Is The Real Liver King

Dec 14th, 2022 57m 10s

Stothton and Walshman discuss the Liver King's "apology" and Taylor Swift's absurd concert ticket prices.

125 - Bro City Bagels

Nov 4th, 2022 49m 23s

Jack Walshman complains about getting bagels in New York City and Stothton tells him how everything he does is wrong and explains the proper way to get bagels.

124 - Predator and WD-40 Are Awesome

Oct 25th, 2022 44m 43s

Stothton and Walshman discuss the new predator movie, Prey. Neither of them have actually seen this movie, but lack of knowledge has never stopped them before and it isn't going to stop them now. They also discuss some incredible uses of WD-40

123 - Shazam's Fantastic Towels

Sep 16th, 2022 1h 29m

Stothton and Walshman discuss President Biden's incredible speech, Mark Zuckerberg's appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast, and Meta's latest image of Horizon Worlds. Also, Walshman meets with a potential supplier of artisan towels that are suppose