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back, well, at least in
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part, to the
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show. Fleet
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began the night with sherry and bitters,
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drank champagne steadily up
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to dessert, then raw rasping
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capri with all the strength of whiskey.
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Took Benedictine with his coffee, four
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or five whiskies and sodas to improve
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his pool strokes, deer and bones
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at half-past two, winding
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up with old brandy. Consequently,
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when he came out at half-past three in the
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morning into fourteen degrees of frost,
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he was very angry with his horse
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for coughing and tried to leapfrog
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into the saddle. The horse
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broke away and went to his stables, so
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Strickland and I formed a guard
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of dishonour.
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honor to take Fleet Home.
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Our road lay through the bazaar,
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close to a little temple of Hanuman,
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the Monkey God, who
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is a leading divinity worthy of respect.
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All gods have good points, just
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as have all priests. Personally,
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I attach much importance to Hanuman,
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and am kind to
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his people, the great,
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gray apes of the hills. One
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never knows when one may want
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a friend.
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There was a light in the temple, and
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as we passed we could hear voices of men
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chanting hymns. In
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a native temple, the priests rise
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at all hours of the night to do honor
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to their god. Before
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we could stop him, Fleet dashed
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up the steps, patted two priests
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on the back, and was gravely grinding
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the ashes of his cigar butt into
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the forehead of the redstone image
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of Hanuman. Strickland
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tried to drag him out, but he sat down
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and said solemnly,
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she that mark
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of the beast.
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I made it. Isn't
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it fine?
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In half a minute the temple
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was alive and noisy, and Strickland,
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who knew what came of polluting
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gods, said that things
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might occur. He,
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by virtue of his official position, long
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residence in the country and weakness
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for going among the natives, was known
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to the priests, and he felt
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unhappy.
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Fleet sat on the ground and refused
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to move. He said that good
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old Hanuman made a very soft
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pillow.
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Then, without any warning,
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a silver man came out of a recess
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behind.
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image of the god. He
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was perfectly naked in that bitter,
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bitter cold, and his body
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shone like frosted silver,
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for he was what the Bible calls
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a leper
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as white as snow. Also,
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he had no face, because
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he was a leper of some years standing,
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and his disease was heavy upon
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him.
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We too stooped to haul Fleet
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up, and the temple was filling and filling
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with folk who seemed to spring from the earth,
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when the silver man
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ran in under our arms, making
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a noise exactly like the mewing
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of an otter caught Fleet round
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the body, and dropped his head
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on Fleet's breast
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before we could wrench him away. Then
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he retired to a corner, and
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sat mewing while the crowd
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blocked all the doors.
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The priests
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were very angry until
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the silver man touched Fleet. That
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nuzzling seemed
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to sober them.
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At the end of a few minutes' silence,
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one of the priests came to Strickland and
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said in perfect English, Take
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your friend away. He
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has done with Hanuman, but
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Hanuman has not done with him.
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