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1:30

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reference for this tag on

2:03

those in the past

2:04

it it doesn't have the second the pit

2:06

for less can get our businesses

2:09

they are as a reminder eating

2:12

like yell pies if you want

2:14

to pies okay okay i'm worried

2:16

about frame never that

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known to hold back in my life so yeah

2:20

right

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ready

2:23

have i got

2:25

some gas for yeah let

2:27

, introduce you to the very

2:30

dramatic world of the

2:32

game mans quo quo

2:35

joined our local gay men's

2:37

gay i want to you

2:39

want one but i

2:41

joined a while back and shortly

2:44

after i joined there was an opening and

2:46

the much more exclusive courts

2:49

had that was that part of the quite

2:51

as far as far pause already

2:54

as is

2:55

why consider

2:57

quartet see this see this

2:59

we were so excited for nice community drama

3:02

because like we did not know that there could be

3:04

an exclusive quartet you know i

3:06

didn't even know that like multiple cities

3:08

had game and choruses much less

3:10

if they had exclusive courts hadn't

3:13

said you had to like i just

3:14

or something okay i'm ready keep going and

3:16

that the killer to figure out where this going to

3:18

, there's an opening in the course had i auditioned

3:21

an eye on doesn't see gradually advance

3:24

the president of

3:26

oh no for it's head out which

3:28

i later found out was referred to

3:30

as that cedars quarter of

3:34

a guy that

3:37

okay i love the idea that

3:40

i'm assuming court said means for

3:42

people because that what core

3:44

mean so it let it

3:47

it's very funny to me that one of them as them president

3:50

like they're all thoroughly for the for

3:52

the i now believe

3:53

it

3:54

edit president like such an official title

3:57

i know i've the president of

3:59

three people high power

4:02

trip the higgins now as face is that

4:04

if but , get into that

4:06

so as the president sings

4:08

base and he is there

4:10

with his husband who's also in

4:13

the quartet who sings baritones

4:16

of the baritone and i became

4:19

friends are we have similar senses

4:21

of humor we liked the same things were hang out

4:23

a lot

4:25

okay now are color has

4:27

called in i don't know what his position is that

4:29

the president is space his

4:31

husband is baritone we have the on

4:34

more persons that we have not heard

4:36

about yeah yeah got it okay

4:38

also imbalance

4:39

our to have you been very severe couple in

4:41

the courts hat in my opinion site but after

4:44

think any of the fast forward a couple

4:46

of months the ,

4:48

and the base their third dog

4:51

passes away which member

4:53

very sad and is very clear that

4:55

the baritone was much more upset

4:57

about this than that the base

4:59

i did so by so apologize to the list that

5:01

the podcast as i have promise you in the past

5:04

that nothing bad will happen to dollars and

5:06

something that has now happened to it does

5:08

he , mortality as

5:11

difficult as difficult feel

5:13

so sad for them yeah i'm sorry yes

5:15

it is included a content morning there i

5:17

think that will live

5:18

it might clear the ,

5:21

sad sad ,

5:24

the baritone that had this

5:26

dog with his exit

5:28

they are all of a hobby and

5:30

and the as the new has

5:33

them debate about this is stored

5:35

away for a couple for years so

5:37

i decided because my day

5:40

job i am a portrait artist

5:42

and i wanted so i target practice

5:45

getting some pet ports has done before the christmas

5:47

season has done did a

5:49

portrait of their

5:51

of their dot oh my god or it's

5:53

as i reset to the president's the base

5:56

and i asked him when the baritones

5:58

birthday was and i give him

6:00

this kept as a birthday present or maybe i

6:02

could wait until christmas and

6:06

, says well you just missed his birthday and

6:08

christmas might be a problem because

6:11

if you gave him this guests guests

6:14

of the secret santa sang

6:17

than that tenors gonna be really

6:20

upset about upset as

6:22

, oh hey

6:25

it's like oh right

6:28

so we've got a secret santa

6:31

that is clearly a a as

6:34

an establishment within the or had

6:37

okay so also we've now figured

6:39

out that iron than are collier's

6:41

maybe they can also a thin

6:44

court had opposite the great

6:48

there is

6:49

ida okay i don't understand

6:51

why you need this level of coordination

6:54

for for people like you do not need

6:56

a president if there for a view to

6:58

why are you having a secret santa why

7:00

do you just draw names out of a cup

7:03

like they're only three other people

7:05

and to have you are married

7:07

yeah can replicate like to i

7:09

am a sinner years of go

7:11

to dinner citizens by everyone

7:13

against their only three

7:15

so

7:18

the bases like don't worry ah

7:21

, am in charge of the secret santa

7:23

so aldous regain this is where

7:25

know my look at the bears and

7:28

then you can give him as

7:30

the him painting as a gift

7:32

and he asked me like how much the materials were

7:34

in essex abrupt interior came out like thirty dollars

7:37

or which was great because the max was fifty

7:39

so that should be perfect

7:42

okay buddy your labor is worth

7:44

more than twenty bucks style

7:46

, so

7:50

fast forward two weeks before christmas

7:53

an email goes out from

7:55

the tanner and

7:58

and i wish i still has the scene but

8:01

i his address not

8:03

only to the cheaters course as

8:05

ah but it was also addressed to

8:08

the directors the choir overall

8:10

it was to read it ,

8:12

see seed on the conductor

8:15

like all the important people were see seat

8:17

on the z email and it said something

8:19

legs something have direct

8:22

proof that the

8:24

spirit of secret santa

8:26

in our force has been

8:29

violated in about

8:31

of israelis and that happened

8:33

months ago when

8:35

i there was in his remains made

8:39

that v selections would not be

8:41

random and this was as so

8:43

that there would be a time for a

8:45

custom gets to be created

8:47

assess which retails for thousands

8:50

of dollars a much higher dollar

8:52

, for the secret santa

8:55

santa i the tenor will

8:57

not be participating in secret

8:59

santa this year i will not be pretty

9:02

the stadium that hopper in the in

9:04

the quartet's and i will

9:06

not be participating and that the

9:08

game and chorus at all out

9:11

now he's fully quit

9:14

over this okay i hear

9:16

respected the tenor is valuing

9:18

arc hollers work so highly like

9:20

ice i think the era time is worth more

9:22

than twenty dollars but i like the that

9:25

complete

9:26

the end of this me and it is making

9:28

a custom portrayed and therefore

9:31

this is thousand

9:32

the dollars for a perfect

9:36

a violent a year the spirits

9:39

a has the secret said said oh

9:42

my

9:45

that replay who's the village so early but

9:47

i'm a little mad as a president

9:49

about this because mason what he told

9:51

our call or he clearly knew that

9:53

this was gonna be a problem by the guy

9:56

so tell the center buy assets

9:58

to rig the competition and don't

10:00

tell the collar that you're going to do it

10:01

one thing that struck me funny about

10:04

this is the third the signature on

10:06

at lists sit him as pride president

10:08

of the quartet's as

10:10

long as confusing as the base is the

10:12

present as a quartet so i asked somebody that was

10:14

there for a while and he says oh

10:17

i guess the tenor latin since

10:19

two thousand eight hundred seventy says it says she

10:22

used to be president of the courts

10:24

had intel his

10:26

divorce from the

10:29

baritone

10:32

i'm puzzled

10:34

here

10:36

is cortez oh

10:39

my god

10:40

the

10:42

i don't the now just

10:45

kiss on the timing of this with the

10:47

l a the red bull pointer for

10:49

retelling

10:50

okay so also this

10:52

okay if is either going to make sure i have a straight

10:55

here

10:55

the baritone is a tenor used to be together

10:58

and they

10:58

the dog together

11:00

then at some point they bro but i'm sure

11:02

we're about to find out about i made

11:04

the baritone and the face are together

11:07

and say now at the dog voice the bases

11:09

step dot they so the dog

11:11

with kind of everyone

11:13

dog

11:14

it also but also

11:16

that hundred lost his presidency

11:19

to the days when he lost his husband

11:22

the our family starting blocks i

11:24

would ever this earlier yeah specific say

11:26

so apparently

11:29

the baritone started

11:31

was married to the

11:34

odds of the tanner was having

11:37

a full on affair with the face

11:39

for almost three years and

11:41

then ended up leaving the tenor for

11:44

the base and they

11:46

and , base and the baritone got married

11:49

late just a couple weeks before i got

11:52

got , was that

11:56

have been upheld some years ago

12:00

i did this whole say

12:02

get for hides his bed anyway

12:05

as the overdrive

12:06

okay

12:09

okay the developer

12:11

made me really aware though the sunset like

12:14

the kid or did not quit this group

12:16

yes way the his has been divorced

12:18

him married another member of the group

12:20

and installed that person as president

12:22

south has not the line that was crossed

12:25

the line it was crosswords the things that

12:27

see of distances citizens the other

12:31

it's just it's very it's very

12:33

ah hi i just

12:36

bless our callers far

12:38

he did not know what he was walking into

12:40

and he auditioned for this like high

12:43

profile white

12:46

hats yeah i was kind of i mean

12:48

i assume that are color is very talented

12:50

in that they're both a portrait artist and able to make

12:52

it into the courts have but i went to the series

12:54

because these groups usually have a lot of politics

12:56

and then i was like oh it seems kind of rare

12:58

to me that someone who just walked in

13:00

this would make it onto this quartet

13:03

because even if you're the most talented person they're usually

13:05

there's a lot of fucking drama around getting

13:07

elected to the quartet but now i'm understanding

13:09

that perhaps the people who were not on the court

13:11

said new

13:13

little more about they considered obscene

13:15

according to the i didn't have their like

13:17

yeah go ahead bodied joined

13:20

the elite courts head it's a really selective

13:22

okay black sweetie

13:26

he i am ssssss

13:29

dirty incredible

13:31

i love those

13:33

okay so that was

13:35

that was sorry ones lyrics you have

13:37

, going to take as yeah he

13:40

died ah

13:42

the i'm in a live in a attack

13:52

one fantasy that i often have as that i'm

13:54

european because in europe everyone gets

13:56

the month of august off and i

13:58

think that that is a real gay lifestyle

14:01

that i would like to have particularly

14:03

in a fantasy i like to think about and

14:06

also having said original family wealth and

14:08

be

14:08

able to go to my lake family is a

14:10

few before

14:11

stayed in the south of france in

14:13

have none of this the parts of the fantasy

14:16

are true because also in because fantasy

14:18

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14:20

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story 2, we are getting on a

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journey to a pole

15:51

dancing, community? hell

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yeah, let's go i

15:55

am in

15:55

that a community the computer

15:58

and years ago

15:59

enjoy

15:59

went down at my home studio fire

16:03

i'm anonymizing nothing

16:04

okay so i'm going to try to go for

16:07

the teachers

16:08

whoa like follow it and she would

16:10

give you a nickname after you came to classes

16:13

a few times she acted like your best

16:15

friend she was so cool share the best

16:17

player with in the biggest theory

16:20

what that line so much anyways

16:25

after after to sit on

16:27

certain a keyboard class it

16:29

we the people that were progressing very fast

16:32

and possibly progressing faster than

16:34

sheila god we

16:36

, along great until i hit a move

16:38

that she had never gotten and i should i first

16:41

tried i then our relationship changed

16:43

she did this to a few people people

16:45

out we're but if you were still in her good graces

16:48

you loved her and you only with the her classes

16:50

anyways she's an

16:53

to from aggressively kinda got weirder and weirder she

16:55

has like a meltdown during of soviet a settlement

16:58

made the dj research the music says

17:01

she has says slight great aunt to

17:03

time in another country she goes

17:05

a couple weeks

17:07

i gotta be gone you guys she goes she

17:09

did disagree aren't aren't ,

17:11

she gets some sort of inheritance comes

17:14

back to see us and walked right in

17:16

she walked to the computer says download

17:19

entire studio mail listers

17:21

less all of the oh my god

17:23

it on those video oh my god

17:27

okay we've learned a lot already

17:29

about the summit right like we've learned that

17:32

she has huge earrings a great play less than

17:34

see it is the type to become

17:37

new become her enemy the minute you exceed

17:39

her talents isn't a and

17:42

it to see does not run

17:44

that the any kind of and business

17:46

rules

17:47

there

17:48

the and looking at least she's rich now

17:50

yeah and nothing rent a

17:53

movie okay alright so get

17:55

do you trust the night she quit she

17:57

wants that she starts your own studio down

18:00

the three some people got us some people don't

18:02

some people are customer has shaheen other countries are

18:04

you were not like he her facebook

18:08

group and complaining about people

18:11

back from

18:12

yet it never came to her knees studio album

18:14

as message or to requested you removed

18:16

because at that point in fact that you couldn't like leave

18:18

be certain kind of group on your own hi

18:21

we , been over over

18:23

and over and over and you

18:26

are creating a vase a group you

18:28

are doing you wrong with

18:30

this yeah it doesn't matter

18:32

says always and finally it

18:35

always is poorly especially

18:37

to talk said if you're going to talk

18:39

shit about students pay you

18:41

money i assume you

18:44

an invoice nemo guess do it in

18:46

percent do , create

18:48

a facebook group though

18:51

the original people that states

18:52

oil to original studio and

18:55

because of the a g scrappy three

18:56

they're retarded padre fan because

18:58

it's getting very competitive

19:00

the free

19:02

moreau packages

19:04

like you creepy ever pay rent

19:06

was worth the money to spike four

19:08

dollars classes like there was no way to

19:11

sustain

19:12

thou our original figure

19:14

my to suffering because them all address

19:16

on , address everything's to the ot

19:19

started doing fundraising we get a fake sale

19:21

we did they like pirate pool party

19:23

where we saw pictures and everybody volunteer

19:26

don't forget i love a

19:28

bake sale for sale pole dancing studio

19:30

so whole some i personally

19:33

believe that all these women are also jacked

19:35

though it's like very funny to me funny him

19:37

in a lot of like

19:38

very fit for win anything

19:41

like can you please already exists

19:43

, support our told the had sex sex

19:45

did he have a have i love

19:47

it so i had some radical

19:50

assessing their like that

19:51

the smart sale we did

19:54

all kinds of stuff and anyways and it helps

19:56

to capture the flow carried

19:58

out the defector never

20:00

actually paid her back of her face or they

20:02

might lead to get addicted sell

20:05

her studio closes down of roughly

20:07

was no word on horses

20:10

students don't know shut

20:13

down with out of work she stopped

20:15

responding to people calling

20:18

texting before messaging her for

20:20

a long time maybe six

20:22

months or longer then eventually

20:25

i hear seat a rumor mill that

20:28

she she is responded

20:30

to some facebook messages that won't call

20:32

anyone want me there was any one person

20:34

and self minister to suspect that her

20:37

weird husband who is like always hundred

20:39

who everyone called mr

20:40

the

20:42

on it was just reply for an issue

20:45

even okay with none of us like her anymore

20:47

the also receive often require that anyways

20:50

, this year twenty twenty

20:52

two she starts instagram

20:55

requesting instagram bunch of us with her

20:57

in the panhandle the

21:00

winning russia is necessary

21:03

, the planet after being shunned from the business

21:06

community for being mean and not pay

21:08

her rent and then decided to

21:10

open a swimming syria we got her website

21:12

half of the still has like the great they

21:15

can play anymore

21:16

my guy and remarried and purpose

21:19

i love is it the great

21:22

thing about nice community java is

21:24

like if you're like a low key scammer

21:26

like this on the news like you're not trying to make a good jillion

21:29

dollars in china like not really

21:31

work and like the when i'm a lot

21:33

nice community they're really the place for you

21:35

right because what is the overlap in

21:39

the whole dancing fitness class attendees

21:41

and swimming lesson attend

21:43

the and flake i assume it is

21:45

eerie mom

21:47

yeah not a lot of overlap or

21:49

and to story number three says as hillary

21:52

has a cast of characters whose names

21:54

will be changed so listeners

21:57

stay tuned for may really experts

21:59

anonymous a city wow

22:03

hi cheryl

22:05

and i live in a subdivision

22:08

i'm that was both him and eighty nineties as a bunch

22:10

of farm and

22:11

pretty rashly five dirt

22:13

driveways

22:15

how many thrive way to keep a three to five

22:17

houses and is like between quarter

22:19

a half mile long as

22:22

, entire neighborhood has a monthly

22:24

women's club and most of

22:26

the book club members or the original owners

22:29

that both houses in and eighty nineties

22:31

married her fifties and sixties now i'm

22:33

but there are three or four us we're

22:35

four us you know ten to twenty

22:37

years younger

22:39

ron hubbard moved to i'm more of these

22:41

ladies and and last meeting

22:43

i

22:44

then when that i hadn't seen cindy

22:47

flora

22:47

that book club than one sided with what

22:50

you know what are they have to really okay

22:52

nora , one of the original owners minutes

22:54

dislike business mom mom

22:57

as riley was like was

23:00

they're not coming because of coming because which

23:05

, and everybody

23:07

was held up a cat and

23:10

fell last september i was having cat baby

23:12

and had no idea what was going on and

23:16

one of the book remembers diane has three

23:18

kids and the three came

23:21

, from school they're like between eight and four

23:23

keys and there was this beautiful but

23:25

sickly looking looking

23:28

there for kids and so this

23:30

is john says that he brought it inside

23:32

my key that know if terrorists

23:34

and didn't know what to do with it obviously

23:36

and they wanted to do not

23:39

do that they thought about calling your mom but she was

23:41

like job com he ended up big time

23:45

her mood what about you have a thought

23:47

about calling their mothers nosy that

23:49

it it later they said they thought

23:51

about selling their mom they other percent

23:54

were like navy if we give the cat really cozy

23:56

and we give it a bath and it looks really by yes

23:58

mama let us keep it

23:59

yeah

24:01

but i love the his phone call me i'm

24:04

in a big me thing says the system

24:06

that's like that's very like mom special

24:08

see this yeah that's me

24:10

too

24:11

i guess he throws against

24:13

, door of all the resources to save you know

24:17

they hope your emergency contact her

24:19

next door neighbor

24:19

laura i'm laura

24:22

is the her forever

24:23

currently the inner sixties in

24:26

the book club she likes nonfiction

24:28

and like terminator when people

24:30

chatter have fun

24:32

yea i'm i am this person

24:34

in a book club

24:37

are you really i say actually

24:40

an okay i do like

24:42

this dynamic of lake the

24:44

year emergency contact is

24:46

whichever adult his closest

24:49

right let's remember that i

24:51

like them

24:51

good okay if , your

24:53

eyes immediately and assesses the catch and

24:56

shoot regional stuff the picture the cash as

24:58

a cat outlook second she put that on

25:00

a chance to succeed amazing

25:02

and attends this and attends

25:04

everything of the town blood

25:07

the hearing about is like animals

25:09

pounds and so the town but of the

25:11

attitudes of peace was crazy here

25:14

martha

25:15

the median town whose the crazy

25:17

cat lady immediately direct messages

25:19

laura as if like look i have

25:21

a microchip to factor or come over and chicago's

25:24

criticism i am so

25:26

high that find diane the mom of

25:28

the three kids whose

25:30

an engineer of and like always drink too

25:32

much of the bus stops you from oh yeah let's

25:34

go says you're sick you're for posting

25:37

the from the facebook group to start

25:39

interacting with interacting few for group and made and point there's

25:41

like twenty masters like

25:42

you could he only hope the canada

25:44

okay okay i love

25:47

this as this as his quote in

25:49

a big meat eggs cannot

25:51

reach her difference myself call it

25:53

but to add a comment on the basement

25:55

faith and icann show

25:59

the factor

25:59

he and what are the cat

26:02

is like something is wrong with his car i need

26:04

to get it to arrest years so she calls

26:06

her contract at a refugee organization stay

26:08

calm and alec this cat is such as

26:10

a with the cadillac

26:12

at like nine pm that

26:13

but had have been whisked away to emergency that

26:16

i'm the girl decode

26:18

our comments and as like that are

26:20

the easy she the twenty year old barn

26:22

cat and we have to have been looking for her older

26:24

i am

26:26

the kodak is twenty five years old she

26:28

home hoping her mom sure sheep

26:30

so

26:32

the mom is cindy

26:33

the real utterly and have club and

26:36

cruise really really into her sheath and last

26:38

fucking ownership and happiest

26:40

of say oh i see

26:43

you know i don't have any of my days for

26:45

me the i yeah imagine that

26:47

this life for years a slave

26:49

so i don't have faith berg i

26:51

am involved in his book club where we drink wine

26:54

the and i and just out here living in

26:56

bliss searing my seep not

26:58

knowing about the internet

27:00

indeed

27:01

keeps me so luckily her daughter

27:04

does you com a visitor can't even looking her heard

27:06

this is great and treated as a nurse

27:08

martha i'm cindy

27:11

to reported in town

27:13

for like forty years they have been sick

27:15

has cindy very pragmatic

27:17

about animals and marseilles like every

27:20

animal needs to be treated as if it were a kid

27:23

on , phone and cindy was furious somebody

27:25

the second atrocity her to see that are

27:28

furious that the cat was in the condition

27:30

that he was an so cindy

27:33

as would have you done with my cat was my calories go

27:35

pick up to says with have you must be that

27:37

the damage was fine the and

27:40

remarked that users then

27:42

be of like treating the

27:44

twenty year old hat very badly so

27:47

, that cindy from catholic

27:49

of his calf and so on it is that

27:51

determines whether or not she is treason animals

27:54

well as these like prize

27:56

shetland sheep the she's like an active

27:59

farmers

27:59

right

28:00

control people come out of they say yes

28:02

or did he use to demonstrate your

28:05

animals and the twenty

28:07

year old cat

28:08

the time so you him

28:11

go and pick up the cat after

28:13

rescue or at the animal hospital

28:15

okay

28:17

i would call that at the beginning of the story

28:19

there was for driveway i'm

28:22

an idiot i way has three to five

28:24

houses that were talking about

28:26

talking maximum of twenty house

28:28

in neighborhood

28:31

you know at this sunday

28:33

is not on facebook why not reach

28:35

out to sunday before you call

28:37

the animal control

28:38

i know like shocked that

28:40

everybody didn't recognize this cat

28:42

free if we're in such a close knit community

28:46

maybe because the houses are spread out

28:48

yeah i wouldn't know about that i

28:50

can see into size of my neighbors

28:53

windows

28:53

right now yeah same that's

28:55

, i know that older cat okay okay

28:59

she so she arrived

29:01

at for harper was forty five minutes away

29:03

they are like great you can have your cat

29:06

it has died you know and i think the whole failure

29:08

and hundred dollars credit

29:11

for the beloved cat for

29:13

some in college and she misses him but

29:15

he pays the twelve hundred dollars the characters

29:17

brought home

29:19

dr

29:28

are you were to guy

29:30

that okay the anti bullying

29:34

poor animals we got

29:36

a couple analysts nas

29:38

this this because i do

29:41

the understand the mindset of

29:43

like this cat is twenty

29:46

right like leave her be

29:48

in the barn let her die in peace

29:51

right like i understand that concepts

29:54

and they also and fianna concept of like

29:56

oh i have to buy my cat that

29:58

now cause to elephant

29:59

dollars yeah oh this

30:02

is a brutal all and then she

30:04

dies four hours later that so

30:06

sad absolutely

30:08

, for your pocket and earhart

30:10

it's a lot of stress i'm sure i'm

30:12

sure it was a large twenty year old hat it

30:14

would have been anywhere and then she went on her big

30:16

adventure adventure house

30:18

mess and kids and how to go to the hospital

30:20

nightmare like i'm diane good

30:23

diane see like eyes and replace

30:25

it carries a and milk and about it's a

30:27

sucker is and that i go with

30:30

oh wait to a terrible place

30:32

of fluorescent lights i'm out

30:35

of all my heart for

30:37

days east

30:38

because the cat with obviously going

30:40

off into the woods to die and

30:42

was picked up by these kids

30:44

coming off about

30:46

he got within the when she

30:48

thought with seven

30:49

her

30:53

doesn't mean fucking hell lord the easy

30:58

so cindy

30:59

he or it

31:03

laura

31:04

the woman who was the emergency contact for

31:06

the children they're not recognize

31:08

this cat as her car and she refuses

31:10

to

31:10

laura

31:12

laura should have known better

31:14

laura

31:16

after the cindy mad

31:18

at her because she felt she did the right thing by

31:20

the cat and cindy

31:22

there have been hurt arising from on

31:24

for years and she thinks that that isn't

31:26

consider it to the environment to the to

31:29

will not speak to each other and have

31:31

not attended book club

31:33

the overhead from also

31:35

nobody is now if the kid

31:38

laura no longer

31:40

the emergency contact because

31:43

via , family were excluded a pool

31:45

and one of the construction vehicles

31:48

hit one laura apple trees

31:51

to those three women

31:54

live next to each other

31:55

in a fight diane still comes

31:58

to the quoting rex too much with cindy

31:59

laura or him out

32:05

ended up stories that have club

32:07

in the guy do i do like that our

32:09

friend like i'm too busy in my

32:11

need a i'm drinking all this wide

32:13

but club that cyan and is

32:15

the one who somehow got custody of the

32:17

boat club right lane yeah no

32:20

one else in this triangle of

32:22

drama gets to come to book club

32:24

only diane suggested i am

32:39

when i upgraded my that i wanted to go for mclean

32:42

for king sized bed and i had just moved into a new

32:44

place and at my bedroom

32:46

is on the very top floor

32:48

of my house and the same

32:49

if at my house are

32:50

friendly precarious and fi with

32:52

like a little concerned because the idea

32:55

of navigating a king size matter if up

32:57

my three flights of stairs and

32:59

made me think about falling to my desk but

33:02

i got my go said and it came in a box

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and so i was able to does dragon up the stairs

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this is probably our worlds of

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organic

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in pest management

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oh my god

34:49

those oh my god

34:53

he had been guarded

34:55

you a lot more about garden sunni

34:57

alex i have my first guardian currently

35:00

and i do a lot of things like googling are

35:02

slugs bad of yeah and

35:04

do snails mean plants

35:06

dying rightly something level

35:09

that i am

35:09

they're eating out of the

35:11

you know anything about this before going into it about

35:14

or guy has prevention

35:16

i i only know

35:19

that like

35:20

it seems he can do so you know if

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if you notice that there are passed since your

35:24

garden you hindu like

35:26

pesticides you know sir us

35:28

not organic

35:30

so you can do things like plant

35:32

certain types of flowers nearby

35:35

because they are trying we ask him the types

35:37

of like

35:39

that will i learned about the pants and stress

35:41

yeah

35:42

have i done it know our makes me

35:44

it is completely overrun with cabbage

35:46

mosques and sung yes yes

35:49

it is affordable if

35:51

a final now

35:52

why and of the ways that you can

35:54

manage pass or game

35:56

luckily his biological intervention

35:59

oh really

35:59

things that this means one of those

36:02

is introducing a parameter

36:04

insect that

36:05

eat the infected

36:08

is currently no decimating your

36:10

veggies pass

36:12

i hate the idea

36:14

i see i really i just thought to the

36:17

i know what happened like a pet introducing

36:20

another past to kill

36:22

past know i like that

36:24

something bad to me that's too many pass

36:26

up a plague know

36:29

either going to be about li cutting out half

36:31

a grapefruit and dropping into incarnation

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like get the slides into it

36:36

okay

36:37

hello there

36:39

is a business

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out here in the last two

36:43

makes

36:44

rose

36:45

the needs

36:47

these

36:48

read it or insects for

36:51

your use a garden protect your

36:53

crops

36:54

and they have a vital

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production setting

36:58

there's several and very

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very isolated greenhouses because

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not only to they have to grow and

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breed they're predator insights

37:08

they also has to breed their

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prey and sachs

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pray become

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race of the process has to eat so

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one

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worker from a predator greenhouse

37:27

and one worker from a pray greenhouse

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that in the lunchroom

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some on my own

37:35

and there

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fraternisation

37:39

lead to a contamination

37:42

i saw my saw i said

37:44

this isn't

37:45

the

37:49

operator simple easy demolished

37:52

that entire cycle of tests

37:56

so they lost

37:58

out in the product and

37:59

the bags and

38:02

now this business has

38:05

a

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very strict no

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romance between the

38:10

greenhouses drama this

38:14

later

38:15

i don't know america

38:18

is an organic gardening

38:23

one of the idea of life

38:26

than two people being like how

38:28

are smoot said and then like

38:30

some low bug piggybacking

38:32

on one of them in feel like out of

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, slaves right ladies you

38:39

arrive in greenhouses full of your favorite

38:42

food and you're like hi i'm

38:46

my grandfather is like rather to

38:48

lease on top the guy said

38:51

, was like see the via email to taste it

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started as a kid

38:55

that he here is oh

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my god wow that is is

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a delightful third of the

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at i will place isn't getting

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though they might have been carried being destroyed

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by see only person who's guarding was destroyed

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that means more alice that affairs

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i will be honest and say that the first

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time i listen to this i screamed so loud

41:45

that data came into my office and said is everything

41:48

okay

41:48

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41:51

but also that could ever the

41:55

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41:57

community gossip in the

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sense

42:00

he had a series however

42:02

it takes place in

42:04

a

42:05

smallish city okay

42:08

where everybody knows each other so this is

42:10

a priori that has been floating

42:12

around for

42:15

months maybe years i don't know and

42:17

so it feels like me now

42:19

of the spirit of nice community i'll

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for scandal

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the ascent of a lot

42:31

of the poor listeners poor's and for

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me yeah

42:36

this is what my god cause like a bomb

42:38

who story the

42:40

oh okay this

42:43

girl

42:44

oh

42:45

when you

42:47

, on a date with this

42:49

guy guy it was nicer

42:52

said it was like a second or third date

42:54

and she was like oh my god you know

42:56

you need is that really good like to repeal

42:59

and you know like pretty soon like oh i really

43:02

have the have to feel for the sky

43:04

or right on

43:07

days like were really

43:09

days like success getting

43:11

through is success into it and

43:14

so stressed they have jobs these

43:16

days and at his house and the next morning

43:18

he was a think it was leaving town

43:20

actually the that fly this situation

43:22

got too bad but you

43:25

know

43:25

they return the next morning and he's like

43:28

well i've gotta go

43:29

you know by feel

43:32

free

43:32

i sleep and take your time whatever

43:35

are just leave whenever you

43:35

the door locks on come your way out

43:38

so you know you don't need to hear anything

43:40

better three then and yeah

43:42

they provide good vibes from a day though

43:44

three five zero alex

43:47

are you going to be okay are you going to make i

43:50

live i wonder if there's another alex is

43:52

like hyper ventilator least she's hiding

43:54

from the likely

43:55

are you laughing so hard

43:58

i've only heard the story

43:59

in and hearing at the second

44:02

time it's just a hurry

44:04

okay i this is is nice

44:06

though he's like i had to go into town say

44:08

and my bed at hang out in my what a soon

44:10

as i said

44:11

i'm into the as a self walking door what's the

44:13

time of an effect

44:13

the hotel country okay yeah feels

44:16

like from com he now like

44:18

she's walking around his apartment in oversized

44:20

white button down yeah but

44:22

i'm concerned because usually in a rom com this three

44:25

things go awry civil cases so

44:27

anyway

44:28

the you and sea fleet center

44:31

times i think feed and i'll probably

44:33

saved around to go to be a far as

44:35

an old are you not at all and

44:38

she's like oh shit oh shit

44:40

use the bathroom the

44:42

that here

44:43

hey girl

44:47

the bathroom for real she has

44:49

to sell

44:51

it off and c o unfortunately

44:54

his toilet farm

44:56

oh no cases big

44:58

mass and

44:59

her oh oh

45:02

the corner oh ,

45:04

god that's

45:07

okay are you ready to keep oh

45:10

i don't know i have like i lot of tinson

45:13

lot of i'd say a behind

45:16

okay i'm just so sad because

45:18

they were having a good time with yeah

45:21

i mean he gets leland while i know how it

45:23

ends the heat on

45:25

the i'm through okay the toilet

45:28

is like clogged are broken or something

45:30

and ecclesiastic

45:32

mass and her like litter all shit

45:35

is like overflowed out of the toilet

45:37

onto the floor and

45:39

it seems like what the fuck am i supposed

45:42

to do

45:43

oh my god oh no no no no

45:45

no no i have no

45:46

the water toilet

45:49

not gonna accept that

45:51

what you're supposed to do is caught the

45:53

water i don't know what that means

45:56

okay my

45:57

they'll drag what's the name

45:59

as i write

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there are like if the water is

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going up and not down

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there is a little knob on the toilet

46:09

like paying that will cut the water

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all turn

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it one way and if it doesn't cut it off turn

46:15

it the other way while at the water

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my taxes kelsey but

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hey this girl go

46:23

back in time you've heard this episode

46:25

i'm okay get

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ready

46:30

so what she does

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is like i just my only access to

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clean seven fresh can

46:37

and he goes into the kids are invited

46:39

zip lock bag and she's

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like i'm just gonna have to terrorism

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god

46:55

to gary this shit outlets the success

46:58

as , or a season limited

47:01

diseases that have that garbage like to put this

47:03

in the garbage and take the whole garbage the

47:05

whole do not be walking out of

47:07

the party with didn't like i said

47:10

, is unclear because

47:12

there's no fucking way i'm gonna leave it in the toilet

47:15

and ah on the great

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sleeve president the

47:20

and is about bad and

47:21

the right i gotta get that nobody her before

47:24

she leaves you want to leave him like a know

47:27

i'm prepared to superstition

47:29

and just wants to be here

47:30

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47:32

committed to the future of this relationship

47:34

and i love it the on is nothing

47:36

says i'm committed to the future the phillies

47:38

that more than carrying your own sit out

47:40

of an apartment in a zip lock bag exactly

47:42

three types be a loser that you have never poops

47:45

in your life the office exactly

47:47

a social life you know

47:49

you already can't

47:51

wait to see you when you get back

47:53

are you outline when

47:55

adorable answers you grab bag

47:58

he grabbed the bronx

47:59

wow let them

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leave doors

48:03

hi there

48:05

lot for automatically

48:07

he didn't know

48:09

no way

48:12

her and

48:15

i think oh my god i know

48:19

oh my god

48:20

i didn't have you have to disappear

48:22

you

48:24

the way forever you can

48:26

come back she lasted

48:29

on the counter

48:31

oh now known as i didn't know

48:34

where see row

48:35

the know how to best time whatever

48:38

miss you see , soon

48:40

exile and yes i i

48:43

so africa and

48:46

cc not good man

48:49

door locked out america great again like

48:51

cloning or something like

48:53

this not like a front desk percent

48:55

the girl and like in his okay

48:57

the right un but after she

48:59

couldn't i think i was like an electronic

49:01

like spob law for something to she couldn't

49:04

like you know call a locksmith and be like owning

49:06

a marked out of my apartment like

49:10

you know help me you know i'm faith

49:12

on average about for and she

49:14

is truly shit out of luck oh i

49:18

see has no way

49:21

why this is called

49:25

a guy on the phone and be like high

49:27

yet so sorry less

49:29

your apartment my keys are in their

49:31

in think about into my own apartment is there

49:34

anyone who has who has to your apartment

49:36

is there any way to open

49:38

it remotely

49:40

are you gonna say early open

49:43

above remotely

49:44

yeah or someone else will

49:46

have a key right i think that seems

49:49

likely to the and orders

49:51

and management number there something which he

49:53

has that can get him into that apartment alternatively

49:57

there are people who know how to hack those and

49:59

fine thanks for a price for

50:03

my

50:05

hydrant been away like to

50:07

contact him and into say like before

50:09

you go and i left living really put on the counter

50:11

like you say i'm

50:13

hadaway like while ago get it get

50:15

it understand

50:18

how he didn't

50:20

figure something out

50:23

but she didn't

50:25

whatever he thought were all of her options

50:27

she tried them i thought i

50:29

would have gone

50:30

desperate and to

50:32

avoid what is that happening

50:35

by he

50:37

didn't she couldn't she

50:39

couldn't get in so in see

50:42

just had to go home it

50:44

wait

50:46

and see if

50:48

you know he would reach out and on

50:50

unfortunately

50:53

he addressed nachbar

50:57

there

50:58

to her dad

51:00

the i can understand why is it will

51:02

be pretty disturbing and how do you about

51:04

that for not like even as he

51:06

was like the coolest guy ever like

51:08

i personally current law

51:11

from what out and

51:12

after that even as they

51:14

loved me like i just i

51:17

i , couldn't dance darkness darkness

51:21

no said he didn't ah she would

51:23

get us a stash of scoop

51:25

on his shell can

51:27

you imagine he's like the skin

51:30

deaths and my little business trips to

51:32

my very nice apartment

51:34

you know whether guy like a mere

51:37

was i think he's upset that building on fire

51:40

if you even

51:42

let this guy was that in their you

51:44

need to be on the phone with him

51:46

he was never knew that let's

51:49

you see something

51:50

honestly like this is a saying that

51:52

could be gotten past plate

51:54

exactly i'm from various story

51:57

to tell one day it could

51:59

even be where you story to tell

52:01

in the moment vivid

52:05

like a massively funny

52:07

that you are like trying to save

52:09

yourself from humiliation and we had

52:11

repeated is not only

52:13

are you humiliated but now years later we're

52:15

talking about it on popular podcast

52:18

blankets there could

52:20

be about his story but by pretending

52:23

it didn't happen you are

52:25

now put that girl that

52:27

, have and all of his friends forever

52:30

forever oh my god oh

52:33

heart goes out the seasons are old friends

52:35

let her down in my opinion

52:37

here i think there are ways out of

52:39

this scenario that were not and said

52:42

i think

52:44

if there is not a

52:46

way out of this scenario

52:47

though you should be in front of his door when he

52:49

gets home

52:51

whatever that requires see

52:53

to be there if you have that someone else

52:55

tackle him while you run in and get that bag

52:58

and run out and never ceases to be and

53:00

dot

53:00

the

53:02

oh my god oh

53:04

my god i just i'll never be the

53:06

same

53:07

i didn't go have a flake i do

53:09

admire the kind of strength of this of being

53:12

late well i take get it out i deposit

53:14

and wait and see if he sucks me i was

53:16

literally no i would not

53:18

survive the five

53:19

if i would die yes

53:23

yeah oh

53:27

added admit it or a sad sad

53:29

that's the story and the those are the gaza

53:31

strip it's someone know what that

53:33

see that you

53:36

to everybody who sent in your stories

53:39

we , listening to all of them by especially

53:43

especially guard like lotta

53:46

borrow here you know talk to

53:48

your neighbors lie when you have

53:50

to and what are

53:52

they don't go on facebook

53:54

the i never going to face bug find out

53:56

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53:58

the other people before he joined a flu

53:59

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54:03

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54:09

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55:31

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55:34

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55:35

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