Eamon is a gentleman. Maybe too much of a gentleman. Jess gets called back to work and Petey Pabs is left alone to discover why the snow in Texas is fake. But also, who's death would be bigger, Tiger if he RIP'd or Kobe's RIP in 2020? Let's tal

Dear Pittsburgh

Feb 17th, 2021 47m 28s

Pabs obsesses over Bert and Ernie memes, Jess deletes social media, and Eamon defends the dignity and respect of Pittsburgh. Let's talk about it.

Limbs Like Linguine

Feb 12th, 2021 57m 1s

Pabs discovers that the #freebritney movement is real. Eamon discovers the wonders of weed ... or nightmares of weed? And Jess remains in Mexico stabbing lobsters. Let's talk about it!

Eamon's Privilege Feud

Feb 3rd, 2021 46m 58s

Eamon has a new social media feud. Jess is living around aliens. And what exactly is a pyramid? Laugh with Petey Pabs so he stays alive and let's talk about it!

Gamestop, Monkeys, And Corn

Jan 28th, 2021 43m 42s

Turns out, Eamon is a BIG fan of corn. Do monkeys have rights? And what the hell is going on with Gamestop and WallStreeBets? Lets talk about it.

MEGA MEGA Lottery

Jan 20th, 2021 47m 30s

What would you do with 600 Billion dollars? Actually its 865 Million but who's counting. Let's talk about it.

Trial By Fire

Jan 13th, 2021 47m 20s

What the hell is happening at the Capitol building in DC. And who gets to dictate which social media company is bad vs good? Fun fact: Eamon still hates Big Ben ... Lets talk about it!

Illegal Aliens From Space

Jan 6th, 2021 54m 21s

How much is it to get a fast pass on the dating app "The League"? Who uses Outlook email for personal use? Do we arrest illegal aliens when they visit us from outer space? Lets talk about it.

House Cat Eamon

Dec 31st, 2020 45m 41s

Explicit content warning! Jess is back in Mexico, Eamon refuses to go outside while being banned from Twitter, and Petey Pabs learns about how hung horses are, and the damage they can inflict. Also, KFC or Bud Light gaming console? Let's talk a

Eamon Is MIA?

Dec 23rd, 2020 47m 4s

HOLIDAY SPECIAL EPISODE!! Jess and Petey Pabs talk life. Just listen.

Eamon Is John?

Dec 16th, 2020 53m 53s

What happens when Eamon gets offered a certain service in the subway? How do you like your banana? And what exactly is Disney World doing photoshopping masks on guests? Lets talk about it.

The Prodigal Son Returns

Dec 10th, 2020 54m 6s

What shoes is Eamon wearing? Are humans ready for aliens? What is Spotify Wrapped? Does NYC need a 3 dollar tax on packages? Let's talk about it.

Thanksgiving Special

Nov 26th, 2020 22m 41s

What are we thankful for!? Eamon, Jess, and the city of NYC! And of course all of our listeners and supporters!!!

Operation Warp Speed

Nov 18th, 2020 40m 25s

Who will take the COVID vaccine? Is it a hoax? Chappelle Show is back on Netflix, and who uses a kettle? Take a listen.

Jim Carrey Fan Club

Nov 11th, 2020 53m 54s

Eamon hates Jim Carrey. And Rudy Giuliani. But which one is an Anti Vaxxer? Trump has lost the election and Virgin is building a hyper loop. Let's talk about it!

New York City "IS GOOD"!

Oct 28th, 2020 53m 32s

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, aka Borat 2, has been released and Eamon gives his take on the new film. We also talk about Rudolph William Louis Giuliani, aka Rudy Giuliani, and his role in the film which leads to Trump's words of NYC being dead.

Listener BEWARE

Oct 21st, 2020 49m 39s

This episode gets a little gross. Matthew McConaughey's dad died during sex, pastor urinated on a passenger during a flight, and Jeffrey Toobin jerks off while on a zoom call. Listener beware, this episode is not rated G.

Corona Virus Novela

Oct 14th, 2020 53m 47s

Consumer whores rejoice! The iPhone 12 is here! The book "Kissing the Corona Virus" is on sale! And the aliens are coming yet again!

Pop-Tarts Are Sandwiches

Oct 7th, 2020 48m 40s

Should Chris Christie wear such tight pants? What is a Coney Island Sandwich? Is a Hamburger a sandwich? And is a UFO considered an emergency vehicle? Let’s talk about it!

Wake Me Up When Trump Shuts Up

Oct 1st, 2020 52m 22s

What a debate! If you can call it that. But Eamon learned plenty about Biden and Trump. Meanwhile Jess is back from Mexico and had quite the date. All of this while Petey Pabs remained Sober for a whole month. Yikes.

Ellen DeGenerate or DeGenerous?

Sep 22nd, 2020 46m 37s

Rest In Peace Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg ... get some well earned rest. Meanwhile Jess and Eamon dispute Ellen DeGeneres and her questionable history ... Until Petey Pabs weighs in on the hypocrisy of cancel culture and double standards ... Th

Artificial Intelligence Doomsday?

Sep 16th, 2020 39m 18s

Is Artificial Intelligence going to kill us all? Will they even care about humans? Will Aliens save or kill us? Can you have sex while free falling? And whats up with Taco Bell and Red Lobster? Let's talk about it.

Awkward Gift Shop

Sep 9th, 2020 41m 31s

What's up with the gift shops at museums and memorials of tragic events? Is it selfish to celebrate your birthday if it happens to land on 9/11? Who is Travis Scott and why do people want to eat his McDonald's meal? And what happened to the Arg

NYC MoRUS Film Festival

Sep 2nd, 2020 44m 16s

What is the Museum of Reclaimed Urban Space(MoRUS)? Will Eamon have a second date with Ms. North Carolina? Can Petey Pabs survive sober September? And how can people of NYC support local? Let's talk about it!

Eamon's NYC Internet Rage

Aug 26th, 2020 45m 20s

Technical difficulties GALORE. Eamon rages against his internet provider. Also, when is white/black/brown face ok? Is NYC dead forever? And will Kimberly ever solve Eamon's problem? Lets find out!