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Not Models

A weekly Society, Culture and Health podcast
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Emily & Melissa

Not Models

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Emily & Melissa

Not Models

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This episode was recorded in February and contains no pandemic talk - we hope it's a lighthearted escape! This week Emily interviews Melissa, Emily dishes on new dog mom life and old car mom life, and the pair write their wills. Please share th
Melissa has neighbor drama and creates a note to leave behind. Emily learns about the love letters of Melissa’s youth. Mel interviews Emily and they get 3% vulnerable. 
Feeling fresh as a couple of daisies after the winter break Emily and Melissa are back with new goals, new news, new sponsors, and everything you've come to expect from these two long distance besties. 
Melissa and Em talk holidays as we prepare for the rest of the season. Not sure what to do for your next holiday party theme? Can't remember if you know any Thanksgiving songs? Have a pet peeve for leggings that aren't thick enough to go to the
Melissa and Emily prepare for the apocalypse. They take a test to see how long they would realistically survive, and plan out the perfect bunker. Mel tells Emily how to protect herself from wild animals, and Emily nerds out a little too much on
Fall Fashion, Fall Dates, & Nipple Pasties
Mel talks about the fountain of youth she discovered, and how you can do almost everything with two simple products. Emily updates Mel on all the odd news, including a story about bees attacking a plane and special agent animals. 
This week we write hate mail to Melissa's arch enemy, learn about the health uses of cows blood, and catch up with Em and Mel in another week of their not model life. 
Melissa & Emily try to decode mystery texts and review a new game. They talk about Melissa's trip to Nashville, trying out nude spas for the first time, and bizarre news Emily learned about construction sites (heads up minute 55 gets weird).  
Em and Mel are full of ideas this episode from home improvements to fighting the counterfeit liquor industry. Music by Pip the PansySponsor: Not Models Design
Ever have a hard time meeting new people in a new area? We can help! This episode of Not Models has advice on how to be a good friend and what to avoid. Emily and Melissa also discuss birthday events, gators that are into wine, and sports bars
After what feels like years apart Em and Mel are back with astrology news, airport DNA thieves, and the saddest turtle news of 2019. This episode dedicated to the memory of the windshield turtle. Drink some monk beer while you listen! 
When you listen to this episode you may think, "Mel, what are you doing inside of a trash can?" Or, "Emily, get out of that well!" Don't be fooled, it's just bad sound quality. Just be sure to drink enough wine beforehand and it will sound like
What happens when Melissa and Emily take two weeks off from talking to one another? This episode. We learn that Mel traveled a lot, and had an interesting encounter with a business man at a bar. Meanwhile Emily explored her options in the bathr
This week Emily and Mel dive into the daily life of men. From lots of balls talk, to the origins of chivalry, you heard it here folks. For men by women unqualified to talk about men's bodies but doing it anyway!
Emily and Melissa celebrate the joys and sorrows of lady issues. Emily explains what she refers to as the Melting Skeleton, and answers some etiquette questions on finding the perfect hair stylist. Melissa creates another drinking game and lear
Say hello to Toll Bridge Trolls and our Not Models community vacation to Russia. Emily and Melissa give it to ya straight this episode with their vacation and travel talk 
Emily and Melissa welcome in the spring season! They discuss spring traditions, how to tell someone you love them with eggs, and Dingus Day. Mel creates a drinking game, and Emily learns she doesn't know much about pop culture rabbits. 
This week Emily and Melissa do everyone's taxes. What fun
Grab a glass of champagne and get ready to celebrate, because it's Melissa's birthday week! Em and Mel answer an Etiquette with Emily question, and talk about other April 9th holidays worth mentioning. Mel is tired of Emily keeping secrets from
This week Emily and Melissa talk the history of Hen Dos, answer an insane etiquette question, and drink lots of wine. They also spend a lot of this hilarious episode working out the "kinks" on a genius business plan. Music as always by Pip the
We kick the season off with discussion on skincare, setting standards, and cannibalism. All the while learning just how little Melissa knows about Egyptians. Emily has a bad experience on an airplane and Melissa gets a new product to review. If
Join Emily and Melissa as they take a trip down memory lane, revisiting some of their favorite moments from season 2. Music as always by Pip the Pansy. 
If you were one of the lucky ones to listen to the terribly awkward recording of just Emily's voice as the "live finale" we sincerely apologize. If anything it will make this actual live finale sound even better! 
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