🌈☔️🥳☀️ It's been such a rollercoaster of ups and downs, showers and sunshine, floods and wildfires, having the worst air quality index in the world and double vaccinations........and it's not even August. Good thing we're back to get you thro

Maybe We’re Both Gay

May 11th, 2021 1h 43m

This is the TikTok episode! This week, Julia and Caroline ask each other what's on their respective FYPs. From gorgeous Asian fembots preaching life advice to abdominal massages, we are the tour guides to this rabbit hole of an eppy. Equal part

A Few Good Men

May 6th, 2021 1h 1m

G'day, beautiful cunties! Open your hearts, minds, and ears—because our first episode for the month of May is all about... men. Good men. Where are they, who are they, and why are they? Are they merely a thought experiment? Is there something w

Golditalks

Apr 27th, 2021 1h 28m

Hello hello hello! After a little banter about the Drag Race finale (you know we had to), Julia and Caroline get into the economies of TALK—big talk, small talk, and all the sizes in between. From breakups to kink confessions to declarations

If You've Got Nothing Nice to Say, Come Here

Apr 21st, 2021 1h 13m

A moment of silence for 4/20, please. 😗 Ready? OK. Happy Tuesday, cunts! ❤️ This week we're talking all about language. How we speak the way we do, why we do it, and all the ways it spotlights and obfuscates what we actually mean. We first d

Welpness

Apr 13th, 2021 1h 4m

🎶 We're not crazy, we're just a little... unwell, as musical sage Rob Thomas would say. Who isn't these days? Dear cunts, we're here for you. This week, Julia and Caroline compare and contrast the televised and real-life versions of the female

Guileless and Guiltless

Apr 7th, 2021 1h 23m

Hi, cunt. Are you about to decide what to make for dinner? Are you standing by the kitchen counter, frantically scrolling through your podcast feed, panicking about the mere thought of prepping to absolute SILENCE? 😰😰😰 Well, relax. We're her

Tiny Dads

Mar 30th, 2021 1h 15m

Happy Tuesday, cunts. It's a bit of a grab bag today, but we love buffets and variety packs around here. 🤑We talk about phthalates (a chemical) and how they're shrinking penises (a consequence). Did you know male sperm will likely be unviabl

Never Fuck Your Heroes

Mar 23rd, 2021 2h 38m

It's officially spring, cunts. 🌻🚨 So we thought we'd kick off the season with an episode about two things that get us heated in the best ways: SEX and COMEDY. Are you confused? Good. Are you uncomfortable with Mess™? Also good. We balance s

Everyone Else’s Bodies

Mar 16th, 2021 1h 33m

Happy Tuesday, listeners! Our theme this week is BODIES. As human beings who have lived for approx. 200,000 years, we've learned a lot about bodies. Like how foot binding is never a good idea, but that reducing your forehead could be (as long

(Asian) Women’s History Month

Mar 9th, 2021 44m 25s

It is Tuesday morning as we type and girl, the smell of springtime and impending vaccination is in 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 air. We're restless, plucky, and need a place to channel our simultaneous discontent and celebratory energy. Thank god we've got yo

Art in the 90s Was Cool

Feb 24th, 2021 1h 17m

WaZzzzZzzzap, cunts. Yeah, we're doing a 90s themed episode. It was a rad decade where we squirmed over our first sex scenes (Titanic), fell in virtual love (MSN Messenger), and found our true selves (being scene)—only to abandon them until las

Legend of the Kijiji King

Feb 17th, 2021 48m 23s

Hey there, cunts. Are you feeling warm? Fuzzy? Fulfilled? We'd assume so after the long weekend that packed in Valentine's Day, Family Day (for us Canadians), AND President's Day (USA, USA). This week, we couldn't help but touch on Justin Tim

The Music-Themed Ep

Feb 10th, 2021 58m

Episode 20!! Hi. To celebrate this important milestone, we decided to change things up a little and do a themed ep. On music. One of the most important emotional outlets in our repertoire. Needless to say, we get VERY into our respective person

Baby Genius and Doctor Goddess

Feb 3rd, 2021 1h 1m

Happy Tuesday, cunts! Did you know that you could trick Siri into calling you whatever you want? Considering how lonely we all are these days, it can't hurt to know and take advantage of this fact. Ours are in title of ep. Guess who's who. 👯‍♀

Homeless Witch

Jan 29th, 2021 1h 20m

Greetings, cunts. It's here—our piping hot, utterly unique takes on Bling Empire! It's culture homework, but we'll do it for you. 🚨 CW: While we wouldn't call the show enlightening about southeast Asian representation, it should be required vi

Amy Cooper is a Certified Lana Del Rey Stan

Jan 19th, 2021 1h 9m

This week, Julia and Caro investigate how far and meagre society has come when it comes to matters of sex work and oversharing on social media. Listeners, we present to you a few deep questions that reflect the dichotomous state of civil justic

Not Difficult

Jan 13th, 2021 51m 20s

Happy week 2 of January, cunts. 💩 We tried to keep things light and snappy this week. We'd say we succeeded for the most part, but that's just us trying to bait you into telling us what you think about our show. Please!! We are lonely. There i

Michael Mont (feat. MIKE LAMONT)

Jan 7th, 2021 1h 41m

This week we're joined by boy wonder of all things aesthetic, Mike Lamont. It's probably a shock to hear his voice after so many unexplained references across so many episodes, but yes, dear listeners: he is real, he is hot, and he is moving aw

Coco Pink Princess 2021

Dec 29th, 2020 1h 24m

Happy new year, cunts!! The week between Christmas and New Year is a gaping ether in which time means nothing, but we managed to pull an episode together for you that's all about US. Facetiousness aside, we felt a deep urge to document all th

Hot and Curious (feat. RAJESH SANKAT)

Dec 23rd, 2020 2h

HAPPY HOLIDAYS CUNTS! This week Julia and Caroline discuss all things culture with a very special guest and true cunt: Rajesh Sankat!! (Think the lovechild of Amal Clooney and Rihanna, with a sprinkle of Obama BDE). Rajesh is a man of many ha

Parasite Single

Dec 15th, 2020 59m 53s

Mrs. Parasite Single Hello, hello, hello! It's episode 12, mid-December, and already there's a brand new season of RuPaul's Drag Race coming back to plague our brains in 2 weeks. Not that we talk about it this episode, but we probably will.

Fartificial Intelligence

Dec 8th, 2020 1h

This week Julia drinks a flirty sauv blanc, Caroline hocks for Tock (it's where the olive oil martinis are at), and we put all that liquid courage to delightfully revelatory use.We talk about ethics in AI—an industry that seems to be exclusiv

Young, Hip and Ethnic (feat. TOMMY PANG & ROGER DARIO)

Dec 1st, 2020 1h 12m

Cunts, we made it to episode 10. Can you believe? Our annual SoundCloud subscription sure can! To celebrate this sique milestone, we invite some of our favourite XY-chromosomed people to talk about the Asian Baby Boy™ experience: Tommy Pang (al

Drunk Capitalist

Nov 24th, 2020 1h 44m

This week Julia and Caroline answer life's hard-hitting questions: How long should you hold onto old love letters for? How do you file your taxes? Is it okay to steal from corporations backed by a sexual predator? Can you return a coat after sp