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Welcome to Bedtime Stories
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for Grown Ups, in
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which nothing much happens. You
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feel good, and then you
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fall asleep. I'm
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Katherine Nicolai. I
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write and read all the stories
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you hear on nothing much happens.
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Audio engineering is by Bob Wittersheim.
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My book, also called Nothing
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Much Happens, is available
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wherever books are sold. Thank
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you for your support. Now
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let me explain how to use this
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podcast. When
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left to its own devices, your
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mind will wander endlessly, rehashing
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and what-if-ing into the wee
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hours. We
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need to give it a soft place to land.
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That's what the story is. And
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once the mind settles, your nervous
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system can switch over
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into rest and digest mode,
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and you'll sleep. All
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you need to do is follow along with
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the sound of my voice and
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the simple shape of the story. I'll
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read the story twice, and
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I'll go a little slower the second time through. If
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you find yourself awake in the middle of the night,
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you could listen again, or just
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think your way back through any part of
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the story that you can remember. Especially
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any detail that felt particularly
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cozy to you. It'll
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reroute your mind back to the landing
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spot. And
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before you know it, you'll be
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waking up tomorrow, feeling
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refreshed and rested. Our
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story this time is about you. This week is called The
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Hardware Store, and
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it's a story about finding all the
2:06
right things for a few projects
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at home. It's
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also about stacks of fresh sawn wood,
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a packet of peanut butter cups, and
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the ride home with the window down.
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It's time to turn off the light. Set
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aside anything you've been working on or
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looking at. Snuggle
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down into your sheets and
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get as comfortable as you can. You
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are about to fall asleep, and
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you'll sleep deeply all night.
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Take a slow breath in through your
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nose and
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sigh it out of your mouth. Again,
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breathe in and
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out. Good.
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The hardware store. The
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gate into the back garden was
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squeaking on its hinges. I'd
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noticed it today when I
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pushed through it with my dogs at my
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heels on our
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way to the vegetable patch. I
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stopped for a moment, working the
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gate back and forth on its hinges
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to see if a little bit of movement would
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clear the stickiness out. After
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all, that usually works
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for me. The
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gate was a lovely, smooth piece
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of walnut. I'd
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planed it myself and
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hung it with wrought iron fittings
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that latched smoothly into place. The
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squeak persisted. It
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would need a bit of oil, and
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today seemed a good day to tend to it. I
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had a little list of projects, and
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I added the gate to it. There
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was the slow drip from the kitchen
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faucet, the
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slightly crooked shelf in the closet
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that just needed a shim to
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even it out, and
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the split in the leg of one of the
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kitchen chairs that
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could be set right with a bit of wood glue.
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I scratched out a list of needful
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things with paper and pencil, and
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grabbed my car keys from the counter. I
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was headed to the hardware store. Hardware
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stores are long places, with
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shelves reaching back for
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miles, and
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that unmistakable smell that somehow
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manages to be on the
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clean side of dusty. All
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hardware stores have it. They
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are almost always dark and
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cool, even
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on the hottest days. And
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for those who like to build and
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mend and take
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things apart just to put them back together,
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they are as much a place to meet and
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discuss as
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they are to shop. and to buy. In
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fact, there was a small group of people
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standing in a loose circle at the front door,
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sipping coffee from paper cups, and
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talking about which tools were the best
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for a particular job. I
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smiled as I walked past them, eavesdropping
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on their strong opinions. It
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reminded me of folks who live in
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big cities, who
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like to debate the best way to get
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from one side of town to another. Which
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subway or bus or
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secret one-way street to turn down? We,
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each of us, like to
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be the masters of some particular thing
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or other. It
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keeps us learning. I
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took my list from my pocket and
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ran my finger down the items. I
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needed oil for the gate, glue
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and shims and a few odds and
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ends. I
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wandered up and down the aisles. I
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liked looking at the boxes and
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boxes of screws and bolts
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and fittings lined up neatly,
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each one made precisely to be
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just the same as its fellows, and
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just one size up or down from
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its neighbors on either side. I
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passed some time, picking
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through some woodworking tools, working
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out for myself how they
7:53
were used, and deciding
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if I should add them to my collection.
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In the back of the store were
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tall stacks of freshly cut wood that
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had its own lovely warm smell.
8:11
There were shavings and sawdust on the floor,
8:13
and it made
8:15
me eager to make something in my
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workshop at home. I
8:21
pushed through the swinging doors that led out
8:23
to the garden center. The
8:27
air was suddenly warm and
8:29
a little thick, smelling
8:32
sweetly of flowers and soil and
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mulch. There
8:38
were more long rows to stroll through.
8:42
These were made of stacks of cinder
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blocks and plywood. Every
8:49
inch covered in flats of perennials
8:51
and annuals and pots of
8:53
herbs. There
8:58
was a huge, healthy
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split-leaf philodendron who
9:03
had just unfurled a
9:06
brand new waxy pale green
9:08
leaf into the world. I
9:13
stopped to touch the new leaf, to
9:16
marvel at the veins and the softness.
9:22
When it comes down to it, actually
9:25
hugging a tree is usually
9:29
a scratchy, unpleasant experience.
9:34
But reaching out to touch a leaf or
9:37
petal or
9:39
to lay an open hand on bark or
9:42
fruit, it
9:46
feels very much like saying hello. There
9:51
were tall fiddle figs and
9:54
spiky arborvitis and
9:57
a sea of purple flocks. Have
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you ever noticed how lovely plant names
10:04
are? Rhododendron
10:08
and Forsythia, Wisteria
10:11
and Creeping Clamatus, Primrose
10:16
and Aster and Colius
10:18
and Common Perslane? My
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arms were filling up, and
10:26
soon I turned back into the shop and
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headed to the counter, with
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everything I needed and a
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few things that I didn't, but
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was getting anyway. The
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man behind the register had owned this
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store as far back as I could
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remember, and he'd
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often helped me work out a plan for
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whatever project I had in mind. He
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laid everything from my basket out
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on the counter and
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had a good look at it all before he began to
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ring it up. You've
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got something loose, something
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squeaky, and something
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crooked, am I right? We
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always played this game. Don't
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we all? I said with a laugh. But
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enough, he agreed. As
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he packed my purchases into deep
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paper sacks, I
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squatted down to look at the shelves
11:30
of candy bars and packets of gum
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and mints. Hardware
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stores always have lots and lots
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of candy to fortify
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you after all your hard work with
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something sweet. I
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added a pack of peanut butter cups to the
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counter and paid
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for it all and carried my sacks out
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to the car. On
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the drive home, I was I
18:02
needed oil for the gate, glue
18:05
and shims and a
18:08
few odds and ends. I
18:12
wandered up and down the aisles. I
18:19
liked looking at the boxes and
18:21
boxes of screws and
18:23
bolts and fittings lined
18:26
up neatly. Each
18:30
one made precisely to be just
18:32
the same as its fellows and
18:36
just one size up or
18:38
down from its neighbors on either side.
18:45
I passed some time picking
18:48
through some woodworking tools, working
18:52
out for myself how
18:54
they were used and
18:58
deciding if I should add them to my
19:00
collection. In
19:05
the back of the store were
19:07
tall stacks of freshly cut
19:09
wood that had
19:11
its own lovely warm smell.
19:17
There were shavings and sawdust on the
19:19
floor and it
19:22
made me eager to make something in
19:24
my workshop at home. I
19:30
pushed through the swinging doors that
19:33
led out to the garden center. The
19:37
air was suddenly warm and a
19:41
little thick, smelling
19:43
sweetly of flowers and
19:46
soil and mulch. There
19:52
were long rows to stroll through. These
19:56
were made of stacks of cinder blocks and
19:59
plywood. Every
20:02
inch covered in flats of
20:04
perennials and annuals and
20:07
pots of herbs. There
20:13
was a huge split leaf philodendron
20:20
who had just unfurled a brand
20:22
new waxy pale green
20:24
leaf into the world. I
20:30
stopped to touch the new leaf, to
20:34
marvel at the veins and
20:37
the softness. When
20:42
it comes down to it, actually
20:44
hugging a tree is usually
20:47
a scratchy, unpleasant
20:49
experience. But
20:54
reaching out to touch a leaf or
20:57
petal or
20:59
to lay an open hand on
21:01
bark or fruit, it
21:06
feels very much like saying hello. There
21:13
were tall fiddle figs and
21:16
spiky arborvites and
21:19
a sea of purple flocks. Have
21:25
you ever noticed how lovely
21:27
plant names are? Rhododendron
21:33
and Forsythia. Wisteria
21:37
and Creeping Clomatus. Primrose
21:41
and Aster and Coleus
21:44
and Common Perslane. My
21:50
arms were filling up and
21:53
soon I turned back into the shop
21:57
and headed to the counter with everything
21:59
I needed.
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