Welcome to the dream restaurant Jack Dee, we’ve been expecting you for some time! The legendary grump orders his dream meal, but don’t tell Jane.

Jack Dee’s new book ‘What’s Your Problem?’ is published on 28th October. Order it here.

Follow Jack on Twitter @therealjackdee.

Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Artwork by Paul Gilbey (photography and design) and Amy Browne (illustrations).

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