Have you ever found yourself enjoying a movie just a little bit too much? Have you ever wished there was an overweight, middle aged, humorless cynic watching with you who could help point out all the plot holes, continuity errors, and logical inconsistencies? Have you ever planned a movie night only to learn that your “well ackchyually” friend Bobbert was going to be out of town that day? Well those days are over, Couch Potato Critiques is here to be your backup Bobbert.