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Hello

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and welcome to Oh No Ross and Carrie the

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show where we don't just report on French science,

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spirituality, claims of the paranormal, no no no no

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no no we take part ourselves. Yep that

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would be bullshit but here when they make

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the claims we show up so you don't

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have to. I'm Carrie

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Poppy. And I'm Ross Blaucher. As promised, as

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predicted in the last episode, first

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true prediction of 2024, we are back to

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talk about our visits to psychics to find

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out what our lives are going to look

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like in the coming year. Yes,

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you're right. This is a

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foretelling foretold, a prophecy fulfilled

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because last week we

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knew we would do this. Yeah. And

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by last week I mean 10 minutes ago. We

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are recording directly after the last one because we

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were all ready to go with all this but

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we just realized this was too long of an

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episode. And because we realized

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thanks to Isaac Mars that

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time is not real. These

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are the important lessons you learn on Oh No Ross

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and Carrie. But

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we wanted to get predictions that are

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about us specifically, not just about the

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world because it's our show. Sure.

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Well and hopefully the lessons that

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apply to our readings from psychics

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could also apply to your readings

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from psychics. We show up

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so you don't have to.

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And also, if you know someone in your

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life who's smitten with a psychic, maybe you

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can contextualize some of the things that they're

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hearing. So I

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went to my hometown of La Cressana,

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California. It is

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sandwiched between Tohanga,

1:45

California and La

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Quignada, California. Now La Quignada,

1:49

California is where Jet Propulsion

1:51

Laboratory is, for example,

1:54

if you've heard of it, JPL, part of

1:56

NASA's top place.

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the rovers. Yes, yes, they

2:02

build the rovers. That gives you an

2:04

idea. Anyway, I didn't grow up there.

2:06

I grew up next door in La

2:08

Cressana and in La Cressana, instead of

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JPL, we have a street psychic. So

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when... Yeah, I was waiting

2:15

for the transition and there it was. When

2:17

I was growing up, my

2:19

mom and I would drive by the psychic all

2:21

the time and I would see this bizarre

2:24

little house front. Oh,

2:26

love a good house front. Yeah, it

2:28

definitely was a house that became a

2:30

business and the other houses around it

2:32

have been mostly stripped away. So you

2:34

just got that one uncanny looks like

2:37

a house but is a business, business.

2:39

Interesting. Okay, yep.

2:41

Is this on a major street? For the area, yes.

2:43

It's on Foothill Boulevard. Oh, yeah. That

2:46

is? Yeah. So yeah,

2:48

it's an... An arterial road? Yes, exactly. So

2:50

I've sent you this photo of it there. Yeah.

2:52

There's the front of her house with

2:55

her big sign. So yeah, you're showing

2:57

me this psychic reading sign. It's got

2:59

neon both on the words psychic and

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readings but also on the

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moon. There's a crescent moon and there's...

3:05

Is that a ring around a planet?

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What's going on over here? A UFO?

3:10

I think it's Saturn. And

3:12

then the crystal ball that the

3:14

wizened Merlin-like figure is carrying. He's

3:16

got like his little sorcerer's cap

3:19

and symbols on his blue

3:21

garments but a long white flowing beard.

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Yeah, yeah. This is great. This

3:26

is great signage. Is this something that you were kind of seeing your

3:28

whole life growing up? Yes. Okay. Oh,

3:31

and here's... Sorry. There's also

3:33

this guy. There he is. Whoa. In

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the flesh. In my flesh, I mean a statue. Whoa. Of

3:39

the wizard right out in front of her house. All right. They're

3:41

doing well on the advertising. Yeah. So

3:43

you can see why when I'm 10, I'm like, Mom. Yeah.

3:46

Why have I lived here 10 years and we

3:48

have not yet gone to the psychic? And so

3:50

when I was 10, my mom took me.

3:52

Oh, really? Yeah. To

3:55

that psychic. To this woman. Now

3:57

That would have never happened because this

3:59

would have been evil and... scary to

4:01

me growing up. but yeah this all

4:03

statue of the the wizard character is

4:05

pretty cool and I see behind it

4:07

says no smoking, no recording, know photo

4:09

taking no food or drinks and can

4:11

always love a good photo of a

4:13

know photo taking some. Of

4:16

it's funny I didn't even notice that

4:18

know Thera when I did at Isis

4:20

said i'm going to take a picture

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of out and she's like yeah man

4:24

hath or it's So I went to

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see her when I was about ten

4:29

with my mom's and how I remember

4:31

it is I remember being ceiling like

4:33

she didn't tell me very much. Oh

4:35

okay. And I remember that

4:37

she asked me for a Wes.

4:40

And. My wish was that

4:42

my horse with live a

4:45

long happy life. And

4:47

so when I was a kid we had this horse

4:49

and I never. Read but my it

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sibling routes not. Brownie and psychics

4:53

Dorothy which is her name told me

4:55

at the time that Brownie would live

4:58

a long, happy life. I have no

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idea if that's true because my parents

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saw brownies soon after That. And. Didn't.

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Tell us oh no is

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terrible but he says that

5:09

any louder css it's. That

5:12

I have no idea as fragile

5:14

as a long happy life maybe

5:16

he said about with my memories.

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And then months later my mom

5:20

was watching Unsolved Mysteries and insisted

5:22

he said a psychic I'm Unsolved

5:24

Mysteries was psychic Dorothy. She was

5:26

this side you to bill xp

5:28

Fall. Through his own the land on

5:30

his as yes exact has a storefront

5:33

in La Crescenta yes and see cause

5:35

of unsolved mysteries hot line and anyway

5:37

and I. Know nothing ever came

5:39

of this manner. I mom mixes

5:42

up faces like a lot. Like

5:44

a lot. so I I'm suspicious

5:46

that she was not the psychic

5:49

from unsolved mysteries. That. That

5:51

is why I knew about Psychic Be and

5:53

I was like I want to go back

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What's up with Psychic Dorothy? Oh My. goodness.

5:57

So many years later. Yeah, decades later.

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And she is still there. Is Amazing

6:02

is still the same psychic same woman she's

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been there forty years and signage okay. I.

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Was. Actually able to find her and

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that l a times from two

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thousand and eight talking about at

6:13

that time, how long she had

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been there and because she was

6:17

taking though like picking at Sl

6:19

pics. Or something again. Diaz while have

6:21

seized and I think that's really cool

6:23

that your mom heard your request is

6:25

sure looks. go see the psychic asks

6:27

out would have never happened for me.

6:29

Oh. right? Yeah, we weren't

6:31

Christian enough for anyone to

6:34

object. So I find her

6:36

website, which is La Crescenta

6:38

psychic.com. Good you rl

6:40

reserving. Yes, Absolutely very strong.

6:43

And games or souza on with the

6:45

branding. Oh yeah, oh good. So go

6:47

there. Everybody in you can see the

6:49

store front, the retarded mountains. Very cool

6:51

sign. so that sign is repeated. I

6:53

guess there's one version of it on

6:55

a house on the house and one

6:58

out front. Kids people's attention. Yeah, this

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is highly effective. Yeah, it's so cool

7:02

looking. The wizard is dope. He's got.

7:04

Birkenstocks on one. Thank goodness you can go

7:06

there any time since nine am to ten

7:08

pm seven days a week. Yes, Though

7:10

it up, Dorothy. Sell. I

7:13

call her on December twenty

7:15

seventh. And. Asked her for

7:17

reading and see she's like why I'm

7:19

not in La Crescenta right now but

7:21

I may be able to do a

7:23

reading of resume but I don't know

7:25

and new. Text me your full name

7:27

and your date of birth. And.

7:30

Then we're gonna wind up star chart. Yes,

7:32

Exactly. Or saving him back in a bank? Or

7:34

at least know your star sign right? I guess

7:37

if she wanted to start church in the time

7:39

you're born, Yeah, see like simulation You

7:41

know another way to see it is.

7:43

Ah she wanted to give. Me that?

7:45

Yeah, I see Terror card reading for

7:47

sixty five, dollars, energy reading for ninety

7:50

five, palm reading for forty five, and

7:52

a combination reading a hundred sixty five.

7:54

You know, At this is the really interesting

7:57

I asked a combination reading and you're right,

7:59

it says one. Sixty Five about it

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said One Sixty. And I just

8:03

said to or it's one sixty right And she

8:05

said sure. Sure sir, wonder if I

8:07

could have said any price? Yeah said have.

8:09

Been like it's twenty dollars is that? Correct.

8:11

You save five bucks on the

8:14

ups. I ended up paying five

8:16

dollars more. So there you go

8:18

get ideas into. Tipping or I'll

8:20

tell. You? How? does it harm examines Or say

8:22

yeah, Okay,

8:25

so. So. I texture I say

8:27

hey Dorothy, We just spoke. I'd love

8:29

to come in for reading on Thursday

8:31

or Friday brother, but I was born

8:33

Caroline Snyder. On. July thirteenth, Nineteen

8:35

eighty Three. But I go by

8:37

carry. Them all facts correct

8:40

and. She said of the vaccine

8:42

a little bit I say sir

8:44

thing. okay since. See, I've

8:46

started to just assume that

8:48

most longstanding psychics, especially someone

8:50

who's not as successful storefronts

8:52

for decades, are generally just

8:54

gonna be too lazy to

8:56

even try to look someone

8:58

up. Like. I know I think

9:01

that would be more effort than they feel they

9:03

need to put into except they no longer have

9:05

to prove anything to anyone seen so me assumption

9:07

sides as the like Maryam. Ah, interesting idea

9:09

that could be right. And I say

9:11

that knowing now that when I tell

9:13

my story, there were things where I

9:15

was hesitant, give information, but still live

9:17

until I generally park on us, lazier

9:20

than we would assume. Ah, but if

9:22

you're doing like a live performance or

9:24

you're a new and upcoming psychic, I

9:26

more suspect you doing reading. Interesting I

9:28

guess is it's figure for one hundred

9:30

and sixty outbox one. Our conversation and

9:32

I look someone up. So an hour

9:35

and four minutes. Back. She asks

9:37

me if we can do a reading

9:39

tonight by phone or same time she

9:41

feel some really strong energy for me,

9:43

hello, my their m i's. Like moldable

9:45

tax? Yeah, I want our high now

9:47

is. So I didn't see that

9:49

right away. My hands so I

9:52

extract And a little bad, we

9:54

end up sending a call for

9:56

four pm the next day. And.

9:58

Twenty eight at. four pm i call her She

10:00

does not remember we had an appointment. Oh,

10:02

no. Yes who I am Oh, no, then

10:05

asked me to send her my name and my date of

10:07

birth. I did and Also

10:09

to send her two wishes. Oh Okay

10:14

Text those back. Okay, then she asked

10:17

me to call back in 45 minutes

10:19

after she has spent time Analyzing

10:22

my star chart. Oh, oh

10:24

boy. She had already done.

10:26

Uh-huh. Okay An

10:29

hour and 44

10:32

minutes later. Okay, I get another text from

10:34

her she says hi For

10:36

the little bit of research that I'm doing changes

10:39

are immediately on the way But I'd like to

10:41

look in I'm gonna need another 40 minutes. Whoa

10:44

Okay, I'm just sitting by my

10:46

phone here. It's been hours now.

10:49

That sounds like me before we record an episode I Said

10:54

yeah, okay. What is this prep work? Interesting?

10:56

Yes. I said Wow, okay Thank

11:01

you for understanding I want to look further into this

11:03

but I do see something that's pending if you don't

11:05

mind Give me 40 more minutes.

11:07

Thank you. I say no prob

11:10

can do then I believe a

11:12

couple more hours passed Oh my goodness,

11:14

so we're getting later into the night. My log

11:16

falls off here. So I remember what happens. I

11:18

got a migraine So

11:21

eventually a texture and I'm like look I have a migraine

11:24

Let's hold off on this. Mmm Now

11:26

that she's got all this fresh research Crackling

11:29

in her brain that she's done 40 minutes

11:31

sections over and over and over So

11:35

you and I have in the meantime we

11:37

have like scheduled other stuff for the show

11:39

So so I know she's coming back to

11:41

La Cressena. I'm like when she gets back.

11:43

I'll do it in person. Mm-hmm So eventually

11:45

I go and I see her I see

11:47

her on January 12th 24,

11:50

okay, I meet her

11:52

out there at her little store

11:54

front house psychic shop and

11:56

it looks smaller than you remember Should

12:00

An amazing. She has is cool

12:02

little sad in the friends. that

12:04

is actually where you get your

12:07

reading and the doors are open

12:09

to the outside and you're just

12:11

sitting with kind of a shrine

12:13

of Christian iconography. O'connor oh cards

12:15

and I'm She has a big

12:17

cool crystal ball. It's probably like

12:20

a foot and a half in

12:22

diameter. It's big. Wow, those are not

12:24

cheap know? yeah? save a small crystal ball

12:26

and even our assume yeah pricey but it

12:28

was like or guy, this is the price

12:31

point I don't want to go bigger the

12:33

ass. These things are judgments of yeah, Was

12:35

big, was pretty and so it's a

12:37

cool vibe. Did so weird me on see

12:40

Christian iconography of the psychic since a mean

12:42

it happens all the time but just having

12:44

been raised the way I was as as

12:46

feels like this strain synchro tis and my

12:48

good these are different things what are you

12:50

doing. Yeah, she was quite Christian.

12:52

Okay yeah at at one point

12:55

see she assumed that I was

12:57

a Christian. She called me a

12:59

believer see and and actually. Of

13:03

say this now the reason as you

13:05

brought it up is because she saw

13:07

the name David for me as as

13:09

she was giving up everything and I

13:11

could think of know David except for

13:13

our mutual friend David Diskin Just who

13:15

is that? I'm an Atheist activist in

13:17

Sacramento which is how I described them

13:20

and she said. Oh yeah, that's

13:22

coming up for me. See to stay away

13:24

from him. Oh, has he are currently trying

13:26

to drag down your energy and pull you

13:28

away from the divine and you're a believer?

13:31

And he's and on. Billie. I like

13:33

Isis or Rock Surface as

13:35

bad but so you can

13:37

avoid David Hume. But obviously I'm

13:39

just thrilled that I finally have an excuse.

13:41

for the other not have such as a witness

13:44

gets else. Oh so what's a

13:46

while about this reading is that

13:48

there was a very little predicting

13:50

and there will come a small

13:52

amount of analyzing. I would say

13:54

eighty percent were her personal life

13:57

stories. Okay, interesting. My

13:59

mother. Maybe a little excessive of

14:01

a mix, but I was thinking is I

14:03

was reviewing my reading as well that if

14:05

you haven't been to a psychic and somehow

14:08

you expect you're gonna sit down and they're

14:10

gonna be like okay here's what I see

14:12

the prophecies for. Tell you know you will

14:14

meet this kind of person on the state

14:16

and then you will love of us that

14:18

comes in dribs and drabs were there will

14:20

be little drops of future knowledge for a

14:22

prediction but mostly it's going to be just

14:25

telling you like oh you're this kind of

14:27

person you feel this and I see you

14:29

do this and baba by in that universe

14:31

has person your life and a bubble baths

14:33

that's not going to be the string of

14:35

says predictions are would go very fast right?

14:37

Things got a drought a bit more so

14:40

that this is ringing true but wow sounds

14:42

like she really goes into the personal stories

14:44

about her. Yes, seats held

14:46

me. Emea likes

14:48

her stories. I like earnings years. she

14:50

was fun but what does she look

14:53

like to Very little bit on the

14:55

spreadsheets. oh always will at people. Distilling

14:58

Sir status. Ah

15:00

see like

15:02

vaguely is

15:04

okay. It's

15:07

okay, I

15:10

know that see shorter than me so we

15:12

stood up I said and or others are

15:14

starting in August and that's what I now.

15:16

Okay, and I'm guessing she's

15:18

still. Marriage? She's seventy. Three.

15:21

Oh wow Oh cancer. When you would have seen her

15:23

she would have been pro. In her forties she's been

15:25

doing the fall into. That same as

15:28

thirty? Yeah, yeah, probably. Interesting. Okay.

15:30

has. Is probably circa my age.

15:32

know katla? weird. Yes, So.

15:35

I was only able to put

15:37

down one two, three, four five,

15:40

six specific predictions and the spreadsheet.

15:42

But. Here they are. I'm just now

15:44

looking at that picture of the

15:46

palm on the front window and

15:48

his cat. these three lines that

15:51

do not correspond to any lines

15:53

I am on the as political

15:55

that yeah well you know, neons

15:57

hard to design and us. So

16:01

I'll go back through my notes and may add

16:03

some minor things, but these are the main things

16:05

she predicted. She saw no

16:08

children for me. Okay. Yep.

16:11

A reasonable prediction, knowing you. Yep. And

16:13

this was far along in the reading where we had

16:15

already established that I had two cats and I had

16:18

mentioned my husband many times. Oh, okay. Okay.

16:21

But then, but finally she looked at her crystal ball and said, I don't see any children

16:23

around you. What's going

16:25

on there? Okay. And then she, usually

16:27

psychics seem to be on the side of like, let's

16:29

get you more children. Yeah. Okay.

16:32

When she said, she said, I don't see kids around you. Why

16:34

is that? And I said, I said, Oh, I don't, I don't

16:37

want them. And she

16:39

solid. Yeah. And then she, she was

16:41

like, actually she was like, that's great.

16:44

I have two kids and they never

16:46

call and I have all these grandkids

16:48

and like sometimes they pay me attention,

16:51

but it's like not worth it. And

16:53

then I like that she gives like a one star

16:55

review to her own children. Good

16:57

thing you're not doing that. And then, yeah. And

16:59

then she told me about how her tarot

17:01

cards, her granddaughter wants her tarot cards and

17:04

she's like, no, I'm getting buried with my

17:06

tarot cards. I am holding them in

17:08

my hand and I'm going in the ground.

17:10

Oh, that was her

17:12

granddaughter who is interested in her

17:15

grandmother's craft and she will not be

17:17

terrible. And

17:19

she had another story about what was

17:21

going on. Tarot ball. Sorry. Tarot

17:24

ball. Yes. Yes.

17:27

Yes. Tarot ball. Oh,

17:29

there we go. There we go. There we

17:31

go. The circle is complete. Another

17:36

thing she's bringing into her coffin that she

17:38

told me about. Yes. Is

17:40

a tiny hand Bible that's white with

17:42

a gold cross on it. She told

17:44

me maybe a 25 minute

17:46

story about it. I never saw this Bible, but

17:48

boy, I can picture it in my eggs. I

17:51

heard about it for a very long time.

17:53

Okay. So in this Bible, she

17:55

had a dream about and

17:57

she had a very vivid dream. She describes

17:59

to me. which I won't put you through the

18:02

vivid details of

18:04

her lucid dream. But she

18:07

had a dream where someone,

18:09

where Jesus told her that

18:12

she needed to carry a white Bible into

18:14

heaven in order to get in. After

18:18

the dream she told her husband about it,

18:20

she told other people about it, and then

18:22

was shocked when some other

18:25

friend, sort of related, came up

18:27

to her with a white Bible on her

18:29

gold cross. And she couldn't

18:31

possibly have heard this through the

18:33

grapevine that just doesn't make sense.

18:35

No way they could know, and there's only

18:37

so many colors. So

18:39

anyway, she has to carry that in her hand

18:41

and her tarot cards

18:44

now. God is gonna be so confused.

18:46

Yeah, and anyway that took

18:48

up a good 20-30 minutes of reading.

18:50

That's wild. Okay, so I'm guessing one

18:53

of those little New

18:55

Testament plus Psalms and Proverbs,

18:57

tiny Bibles. That's funny because my dad makes a

19:00

big deal out of, for many many years he

19:02

had a red Bible and he would always joke

19:04

because a Bible should be red. As you

19:08

would expect from my dad. And then I couldn't

19:10

believe it. He gave it away to a guy

19:12

at his church who didn't have a Bible and

19:15

I thought this is a big deal. I don't

19:17

think this guy knew how major it was that

19:19

my dad gave him the red Bible. Yeah,

19:21

I was like wow. The greatest honor a

19:23

blotcher can give. And

19:27

the guy came to the service for

19:29

like a few weeks and then never

19:31

came back again. Oh no. He's got

19:33

dad's red Bible. Yeah, I hope

19:35

it's red. Okay,

19:37

so when she finally gave

19:39

me predictions, they

19:42

were no kids that I

19:44

will be an extremely successful person. Okay. I will live

19:46

to be 102. By the end of 2024. No, I

19:48

asked her this. I said like, no,

19:54

this is a New Year's Day and she was

19:56

like, yeah, but it might not be this year.

19:58

Okay, all right. That was not helpful. It's

20:00

hard to track long-term predictions. Yeah,

20:02

but there is one very specific

20:05

to this year. A hundred and two, okay.

20:07

I'll just get there. My trauma

20:09

book will be a number one

20:11

bestseller. Hey, okay. Okay. A

20:14

little bit of pressure, but okay. She said that

20:16

actually won't be this year though. Alright.

20:20

My cats will not

20:22

get along. They might be able

20:24

to tolerate each other at best. Okay.

20:27

Seems like a safe prediction. And

20:29

one just hopped up on the table, a little

20:31

gully. Yeah, she said

20:33

not to leave them in the same room

20:36

alone together. There could be

20:38

violence. And I was like, they

20:40

seem to be improving. Oh, absolutely. Leaps

20:43

and bounds over last time. Oh, good. Yeah.

20:46

Now gully is staring at Georgie and ready to hiss

20:48

at her. But yeah,

20:50

she basically told me to give up on it.

20:52

And I said, you mean like they shouldn't live

20:54

in the same house or do you mean like

20:57

won't be buddies? And she said, they can live

20:59

in the same house, but you should separate them

21:01

when you leave. I was like, okay. I

21:04

don't want to do that forever, ideally. But

21:08

then I was thinking. Georgie's

21:10

really cute right now. I laid one paw

21:12

over her head almost as if to say

21:14

like, leave me alone, Golly. As

21:16

Golly stares daggers at her. Yeah.

21:19

But I had left the cats alone to go

21:21

see her. No, they're

21:23

at home now. Yeah, but when I came home, but they

21:25

were fine. The

21:28

most specific prediction she gave for 2024

21:30

was that Drew and his company, his

21:32

tiny little

21:36

movie company, Drew Spears Productions,

21:38

will get a huge movie

21:40

contract with lots of zeros

21:43

in April to June of this

21:45

year. Hey. And

21:47

he may need to travel for it. Okay,

21:50

that is specific and measurable. Yep. And

21:52

you will know about it if it happens. I would know.

21:54

Okay. It would be a big

21:56

surprise for everyone, but it would be great. Okay,

21:58

Dorothy, there's a lot right now. on that

22:00

one specific prediction type of this

22:02

year. Yeah, DSP. Yeah,

22:06

so those were her only actual predictions

22:08

then we talked at length about her

22:10

life and her stories and everyone as

22:12

well, she checked in about me. Yeah,

22:15

I like that you're paying for her therapy session.

22:18

Who's, at least we like got along. I

22:21

would count it as a hit if someone listening

22:23

to this is like, I have a project, I'm

22:25

gonna throw it at Drew Spears Productions. Oh my

22:28

God, please. Her big money box. That

22:30

would count. So at the

22:32

end, I asked if I could

22:35

pay her with my phone and she said,

22:37

I could sell her. I

22:39

said, great. And at the number we've been texting

22:41

out and she said, yeah. And so I started

22:43

to do it as I was walking out. She

22:46

really was like, you

22:48

need to stop and show me. Oh

22:50

yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, I

22:52

was gonna say that's so trusting to just

22:55

let you wander off and assume that Yeah,

22:57

yeah. It just takes like a while to

22:59

do so I was kind of like doing it as I was

23:01

walking and it was like, No, halt. Stop.

23:04

Yeah, anyway, so it was 160 and

23:06

for some reason as

23:10

I was sitting there, I felt so connected

23:12

to this woman after she had laid

23:14

out her whole life to me that I

23:16

tipped her $20. Oh

23:18

my God. What am I

23:20

doing? Yeah, originally we had a kind of

23:23

a rule that we had established not to

23:25

tip when we didn't have to. Yeah, what

23:27

happened here? She explained me to me. types

23:29

of services. Yeah. She sat

23:31

there and told me her whole

23:33

life story. And I was

23:35

just like, what a darling woman. You're

23:38

$20 extra. Yeah, well,

23:40

how long were you with her?

23:43

A long time, like an

23:45

hour and 45 minutes maybe. Okay,

23:47

but still 180 bucks. Pretty

23:50

good. Pretty sweet haul. Yeah,

23:52

I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Especially compared to my reading.

23:55

Yeah, I don't know how to explain you to you. Okay,

23:58

well, that's what might happen. to me

24:00

this year. Okay. What might happen to

24:03

you? Okay, so I had, as you mentioned,

24:05

I tried to get a reading in my

24:07

hometown of Santa Cruz. Okay. I was visiting

24:09

there, I have a long-standing tradition where the

24:11

last week of the year I'm staying at

24:13

my mother-in-law's place and I just hide away

24:15

in the upstairs room and do nothing but

24:18

read books and try to like artificially inflate

24:20

my numbers for the year. Like I've been

24:22

a good reader when I need to play

24:24

ketchup. That's not an artifice at all. No,

24:26

but yeah, I've read like 15

24:29

books in the last week. It was crazy. Oh,

24:31

amazing. Including the Hunchback and Notre Dame,

24:33

which is long. Which took me over

24:35

13 hours to read. Yes. Goodness. So

24:38

part way through that I looked up who

24:40

were the psychics in Santa Cruz because it'd

24:42

be really fun to go somewhere. Obviously, I

24:44

haven't been to psychics in Santa Cruz because

24:46

I wasn't doing that when I lived there.

24:48

So I found just a couple that showed

24:50

up on Google Maps and one was right

24:53

next to the boardwalk. And I mean like

24:55

right next to the boardwalk, like just down

24:57

the little block where you can see the

24:59

roller coasters from the

25:01

house. So I tried calling

25:03

the number that was listed and

25:05

it went to like a voicemail, but it

25:07

wasn't a specific thing. So like,

25:09

okay. Your voicemail has not been set up yet.

25:11

Yeah, something like that. Exactly. So I drove

25:14

out there on the 29th of December. And

25:16

there was kind of like you were saying,

25:18

there was this little front house that was

25:21

painted bright yellow and kind of like what

25:23

you were showing me had like the slats

25:25

and the trim and everything. A

25:27

cute little thing, but you know, not even a

25:29

one bedroom apartment size. It was just this tiny

25:31

little house on the corner painted yellow. And

25:34

cute. It was cute.

25:37

Okay, cool. I didn't expect the

25:40

weird like corner elements here.

25:42

Yeah, it's right on the street corner.

25:44

And you can see the roller coaster

25:46

in the background. The same for the

25:48

boardwalk. So that one side is

25:50

painted black in a rather mysterious

25:52

fashion. Oh, the front face is

25:55

a dark blue kind of tile. Oh, that's

25:57

blue. Okay. And yeah, and then the sides.

26:00

the bright yellow. Okay. And yeah,

26:02

there's the neon sign says psychic

26:05

big red hand and everything else is

26:07

in blue says tarot cards. And

26:09

then it says psychic readings by

26:12

Barbara natural born psychic reader psychic

26:14

palm tarot love business marriage health

26:16

friends family happiness and success. Please

26:19

knock next door for readings. Oh,

26:21

okay. So I go to the

26:23

little house next to it. There's

26:26

a big statue of Mary out front. Ah,

26:28

there you go. And that's where I ring the

26:30

doorbell. Sister Barbara comes

26:33

out and greets me and says,

26:36

Oh, are you here for reading? Well, sorry,

26:38

I only do appointments now. And

26:41

I said, Okay, well, I did try

26:43

to call the number. She said, Oh

26:45

yeah, the number online is wrong. And

26:47

I'm thinking, okay, well, how does, how

26:49

does anyone ever make an appointment? Find

26:51

you. Yeah, exactly. And I was like,

26:54

Oh, well, I am leaving town tomorrow. Is

26:56

there any chance you'd be able to like meet

26:58

in the morning? She's like, Oh, probably not. What

27:00

time are you leaving? And said, well, pretty early.

27:03

You know, I need to work in she

27:05

motioned to that building, the tiny,

27:07

tiny little like one quarter of

27:09

a house on the corner said

27:12

all my energy is in there. So I

27:14

guess she has all her implements. That's where

27:17

she applies her trade. She

27:19

had some weird story about how her daughter has

27:21

the key and is out of town. And I'm

27:23

thinking like, Oh, none of this feels right. Like,

27:25

I think you're just making this up weird. Okay.

27:27

You know, she doesn't want to do it right

27:29

now. She doesn't want to do the walk-in. It's

27:31

not the only thing. Yeah. And

27:34

so she gave me her business card and said, Oh, well, next time you're

27:36

in town, let me know. And for

27:38

a second, when she mentioned that like the online

27:40

number wasn't correct, like the one on Google maps,

27:42

I was saying like, Oh, well, maybe I can

27:44

go update that for you. And then I thought,

27:47

why would I do that? Why would I go

27:49

like, try to make her easier to contact? So

27:51

I didn't end up doing that. Uh, but I

27:53

did go wander around the boardwalk for a bit.

27:55

Nice. So not a total waste. Anyway.

27:58

So, all right. Failed there. The other

28:00

side gig that had come up was

28:02

in Capitola which is another little beachside

28:04

community and as was at the time

28:07

where we are having this news about

28:09

really big waves hitting the coast and

28:11

capital I had been one of the

28:13

place and south it was really bad

28:15

and rainy but there were still the

28:17

subtle cited shop yeah we got more

28:19

neon lights has psychic reader and a

28:21

big sign with a the hand for

28:24

palmistry and the word psychic palm and

28:26

tarot card readings so I ran through

28:28

the rain over there and tried. To

28:30

knock no one was pick me up but

28:32

you could see there was like a little

28:34

light in the back like there was a

28:37

habitation on the back of the store. Fun

28:39

say Cinematic is yeah I saw and knocking

28:41

in a may get nothing but then through

28:43

the the darkness I can see that there

28:46

is a sign inside the has the number

28:48

to call for this person so I call

28:50

her, leave a message solemn hey I'm here

28:52

I'd love to get a reading of your

28:55

around to call me anytime within the next

28:57

hour as I hung out for a while

28:59

just staying. In the rain? Yeah, in case

29:01

I get a call back. Nope.

29:04

No. No return. Never got a response

29:06

from either of them. I also like

29:08

left a message for Sister Barbara later

29:10

that night saying I could do tomorrow

29:13

morning. I could stick around longer if

29:15

she'd be available. No response from either

29:17

of them and I was thinking like

29:19

what's up with the psychics who don't

29:21

want business? I got money. I should

29:24

say Sister Barbara did see me and

29:26

I had kind of myself scruffy, a

29:28

I and I was wearing like an

29:30

animal like guy olive drab green jacket

29:32

and I was just disheveled. I was

29:34

trying to look like unless somebody down

29:36

on his locker something else and wasn't

29:39

wearing my wedding ring and sister Barbara

29:41

had when she had see me said

29:43

i conceive been going through a lot oh

29:45

so it's l like you know? Oh

29:47

I would have loved to talk to

29:49

you but odds sorry can't do a right

29:51

now and what is she doing? Some

29:53

porn says price watching Netflix anyways that

29:55

didn't work out. didn't get to do

29:57

my hometown thing but of with because enhancers.

30:00

Enough story about attempting to do

30:02

so. So Ah, I got back

30:04

in town and right after you

30:06

and I recorded audio for the

30:08

I Can Be Biddle episode I

30:11

had an appointment right after that

30:13

side drove straight from here your

30:15

place over to Sherman Oaks to

30:17

go to the psyche guy. That's

30:19

right, the Psychic I very

30:22

important establishment in our lives.

30:24

Yes, I could Guy has been

30:26

featured in many of our early

30:28

episodes. the you may remember us

30:30

talking about it, but it's this

30:32

pretty large store. like they've got

30:34

the main bookstore and various psychic

30:36

paraphernalia, an incense and crystals and

30:38

all our stuff you could buy

30:40

for the even have a secondary

30:42

shop. right? Next door the an

30:44

Axe where I where you can sign

30:46

up for some these readings were l

30:49

a poppy ones that are eating oh

30:51

that's right here So I called up

30:53

and got a guy on the phone

30:55

and see said that at the time

30:57

I was suggesting he had five different

30:59

readers and so I said okay well

31:02

which one would you recommend me said

31:04

oh I would definitely recommend and then

31:06

he had the name of one guy

31:08

in particular and he said were you

31:10

on a New Years prediction Well that's

31:13

exactly. What happened when I was working

31:15

at Starbucks the site it came to

31:17

me and he gave me a prediction

31:19

and I guess it must have been

31:21

really good because now he's working at

31:23

the cited guy. Okay so saying I

31:25

said sure will give that kind of

31:27

sounds great and so we had an

31:29

appointment and I got called back about

31:31

an hour later and said ah unfortunately

31:33

he's leaving earlier in the day so

31:35

not be available at Psychic? Yeah and

31:37

have they didn't like why it's so

31:39

different to how really but there were

31:41

so other people available and so he.

31:43

Gave me additional options of first as

31:45

or what's your sign. I said

31:47

I'm a Leo He said. Okay,

31:50

then I think I'll recommend and I'm

31:52

gonna call her Natasha. Let them go

31:54

Recommend Natasha as okay. let's do that.

31:56

So I showed up at four thirty

31:58

on December Thirty. first. Right before

32:00

the end of the year hey

32:02

afghan a prediction for twenty Twenty

32:05

four and of a similarly have

32:07

a sign out front that says

32:09

no photography, audio or video recording

32:11

Absolutely no soliciting least pets welcome.

32:13

But be reasonable. And. Shoplifters

32:15

will be taxed which is pretty

32:18

good. Yeah so I came in

32:20

there and years instantly surrounded by

32:22

will certainly lots of incense, smell

32:25

and statues of the Buddha and

32:27

angels and share say like hands

32:29

yes that's right and it's It's

32:32

a little wonderland if you're trying

32:34

to buy sell and I crystals

32:36

are pyramids or less in taro

32:39

cards or what have you. So

32:41

I was there are right of

32:43

my appointment time. And nobody was

32:46

like there to talk to. The source

32:48

can empty their two people having conversations.

32:50

I just kind of wandered over there

32:52

to the the counter. The woman who

32:55

is having a conversation said i am

32:57

here for my reading with Natasha. Zip.

33:00

I'm not a clerk. I'm agreed

33:02

her during a stellar job has

33:04

halved also breed and yes add

33:06

that stuff. Okay eventually the guy

33:08

that I talked to on the

33:10

phone he came around I recognized

33:12

him from his voice and said

33:14

were you the one who set

33:16

me up with Natasha and he

33:18

said oh yes along the me

33:20

get her. So Natasha comes out

33:22

and she's wearing a hat like

33:24

a green Christmas tree. And. As

33:26

I got the white brim and

33:29

little like sake elf ears a

33:31

tad style gay and as like

33:33

oh you're find yes a dentist

33:35

December thirty first crack December dollars

33:37

have time and she's wearing a

33:39

intense orange like kind of a

33:42

darker but very saturated orange. sat

33:44

nice shirt and our white scarf

33:46

over it. Such. An art teacher

33:48

and like at kindergarten arts insert.

33:50

At I would Buy that day. She did

33:52

eventually take up the hat. Yes, As

33:55

area. Aunts

33:57

invited to Christmas. Or

33:59

yeah, who has adult children

34:01

who don't call so she's always at

34:03

your Christmas but she's cool. I

34:05

would guess she's maybe in her mid to late

34:07

40s and she has bleached blonde

34:10

hair because you can see the brown

34:12

roots there and she seemed very

34:14

friendly and excited to see me. She kept

34:16

calling me dear and the whole time she

34:18

was chewing gum during the reading

34:21

and beyond I could tell at the time

34:23

that she had like maybe an Eastern European

34:25

accent. So she led me back to a

34:27

tiny room. There's like this row of rooms

34:29

where you can get your readings and

34:32

they're just super small. They're just big

34:34

enough for like a little table in

34:36

between you and there's maybe like a

34:38

table against the wall and other than

34:40

that it's the chairs that you're on

34:42

and there's no like you know you want to get

34:44

up and tap dance or anything. Yeah, that's all the

34:46

space in there. A tiny little interview booth. And

34:49

there's a series of them and

34:51

I don't recall actually overhearing any

34:53

other conversations. So either there weren't

34:55

other readings going on or the

34:57

soundproofing was sufficient but the door

34:59

was essentially just like a heavy

35:01

velvet drape and there's tapestries on

35:03

each wall and everything's painted orange.

35:06

But there's also a lot of Christmas decor. So the

35:08

little table in between us has like it's a white

35:11

tablecloth but it's got like gold bells and angels

35:13

on it. So there you go. There's a little

35:15

picture. Yeah, that's right. But the season is still

35:17

live. I

35:19

say with my Christmas tree. Yeah, right here. And

35:22

it's like on January 15th. Indeed. Yeah,

35:24

there was like a card someone had given her and she'd probably just

35:26

opened a gift. Anyways, first thing I

35:29

could tell was this lady has a

35:31

lot of tarot decks. So okay, I

35:33

think I saw seven. She

35:35

used like seven or eight throughout the course of

35:37

this. Wow. Yeah. So

35:40

she just kept kind of she kept going into different sections of a reading

35:42

and being like, okay, now we're going to use

35:44

this new deck. So she asked, how can I

35:46

help you once we've gotten seated? And I said,

35:48

I just want to see what the new year

35:50

holds for me. And she said,

35:52

what sign are you? And so I

35:54

was kind of hesitating because I had that thought

35:56

of like, oh, I kind of want to ask you what

35:58

you think I am, but okay. It's not necessarily

36:00

a fair question. And as I'm thinking, she

36:03

says, are you a Libra? I

36:06

said, no, I'm a Leo. I got the Lee

36:08

sound. And she got all excited by that. Oh, a Leo.

36:11

Oh, a little Leo. That's

36:13

a beautiful sign. So, okay. All right. We're

36:15

off to a good start. She had a

36:17

little disclaimer that she doesn't do so much

36:20

predicting, but I think

36:22

over time she did make some predictions. But

36:25

like we were saying, you know, it's going to be

36:27

more about the storytelling and just what she sees about

36:29

you as a person. And yeah, and

36:31

sometimes they are not specific about when things

36:33

are going to happen. She made a big deal that 2024 is

36:35

a Dragon Year. So

36:38

in the, oh yeah, I've heard this a lot, the Chinese

36:40

Zodiac. So that means it's

36:42

going to be filled with opportunities and

36:45

challenges. She said, karma,

36:47

karma, karma, lots of things happening, lots of

36:49

power struggles. And I said, oh, well for

36:51

our nation, for sure. And

36:53

she said, oh yeah, yeah, but you know, for

36:55

everybody, you know, I forgot about this Dragon Year

36:57

thing. So I'm going to add that generally to our

37:00

spreadsheet because, you know, we don't usually track the Chinese

37:02

Zodiac piece of it. Yeah. Okay.

37:06

Fair. I'll look at that. So when I said

37:08

for our nation, for sure, she said, oh yeah, for my nation as well. And

37:10

I said, oh, where are you from? And she's from the

37:13

Ukraine. Ukraine. That's what I was going

37:15

to guess. Okay. And I was

37:17

like, oh wow. Okay. There's been, there's

37:19

already plenty going on there. And

37:21

I asked like, oh, I hope your family's okay.

37:23

And she said, oh yeah, my mom escaped two

37:25

years ago. And that's the only

37:28

family member she mentioned. So as she

37:30

starts shuffling her tarot cards, she tells

37:32

me that she can see that St.

37:34

Michael is hovering over me. Okay. And

37:36

she indicates. Archangel. Yeah. Archangel.

37:40

Dark-change-al. Yeah. And

37:42

so she points behind me and sure enough,

37:44

there's a little illustration, I guess, of

37:46

Archangel Gabriel. Oh, okay. So he's

37:48

literally behind you. Yes. But

37:51

she's also see some spiritually floating over

37:53

me, keeping watch over me. Okay. But

37:56

like Cleopatra, I'm seeing Cleopatra when I look

37:58

at you and there's a mural of behind me

38:00

but okay. Well, and she's

38:02

chosen to adorn her room, I'm

38:04

assuming. So she has that visual

38:06

and there's very few named angels in the

38:08

Bible, so they get to do a lot

38:11

of work. Totally, yeah. Imagine all- And

38:13

one lady angel. I know, there's probably

38:15

gotta be all these other angels just ready to

38:17

work, but- It's like this merve. Nobody calls upon

38:19

them. Really, again, Gabriel?

38:21

Yeah, right? Can't I get

38:24

an assignment? Yeah, send Kevin

38:26

in. Let me watch over somebody. You

38:29

can't handle the billions of people on

38:31

the earth. So she has a really

38:33

interesting way of handling the tarot deck

38:35

because we've seen psychics build little formations

38:37

or like a little pattern or put

38:39

three here, three here, three here. What

38:41

she does is she has kind of

38:43

like one in the center and then

38:45

four big groups and just

38:47

as she's talking, she's just continually dealing,

38:49

dealing, dealing, dealing. Psychic card, he did

38:52

this too. Okay, just like- Yeah. Endless

38:54

movement of cards popping down. Yeah,

38:56

it was clearly just for her. She wouldn't

38:58

point at anything. She wouldn't be like, here's

39:01

this. She was just like, okay,

39:03

you're gonna, oh, I see, I see.

39:05

You're gonna live to 102. Oh,

39:07

I see, your husband's gonna such and such. Yeah.

39:10

But not be like, oh, because I saw this image and it

39:12

made me think of it. I saw none of that. She could

39:14

have just closed her eyes and it would have been the same effect

39:16

for me. That was mostly Natasha, but

39:18

she would occasionally point to something. Like

39:20

early on, she pointed to the king

39:23

of cups that fell on this deck.

39:25

And I'm always interested in tarot decks.

39:27

They look kind of like traced photos

39:29

of photographs of humans, kind

39:31

of brightly colored, but otherwise I wasn't too interested in

39:34

this. Later on, I asked her what the deck was

39:36

and she said it was the light sears deck. So

39:38

I looked it up, she was correct. Psychic Dorothy

39:40

had been using the same deck for 40 years. It's

39:43

very beat up. This is why she has to take it into

39:45

the coffin. Also really

39:47

little, they were like two inches tall

39:50

and like an inch and a half wide. Oh.

39:53

Really little. Wow. Very

39:56

thin, paper thin, didn't really want me to touch

39:58

them. Didn't want to look at them very much. Look

40:00

Dorothy, you're not gonna need them when you're

40:02

dead. Give them to your granddaughter.

40:05

She needs them! Your granddaughter will carry on

40:07

your legacy and remember you. They'll often carry

40:09

on her legacy. Carrie

40:11

will carry on your legacy. Maybe if you give

40:14

me your tarot cards, she's not gonna do it. Man,

40:17

my dad can give away the red Bible.

40:19

Anyways, so the King of Cups meant that

40:21

there was a guy coming for me who's

40:23

on the creative side. She

40:26

would speak in the manner of someone who,

40:28

she spoke very fluently, good English,

40:30

but every now and then you'd like recognize

40:32

an ordering of the words that felt like

40:34

there was an idiom that didn't quite translate

40:36

or something, you know, and it was just

40:38

kind of fun and cute. So the guy

40:40

on the creative side was gonna be very

40:42

romantic, which is weird because I don't know

40:44

if she meant that for me, but he's

40:46

gonna be a water sign, maybe a cancer,

40:48

and I won't be your

40:50

cup of tea, but he's interesting. And

40:53

I said, okay, so this is a... Oh, I think she read

40:55

you as gay. You know, but later on, she

40:57

definitely didn't. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, that would have been

40:59

my thought as well. So I was trying to like,

41:01

reify this and do like a firm prediction of like,

41:03

okay, so there's a man coming into my life and

41:05

what is he gonna do? And

41:08

she said... That's what she's like, oh shit, he's not gay,

41:10

not gay. A boarder, boarder, boarder. Maybe.

41:13

Something to do with finances. Okay.

41:15

So then, yeah, she's talking about decisions

41:18

that all need to make related to

41:20

finances that I'm building, I'm trying to

41:22

move. There's a project, a company, there's

41:25

an idea, there's something happening for you.

41:28

Is anything at all going well for you? This

41:31

would be constant where she would just throw out

41:33

something that felt like a prediction, but then just

41:35

sort of modify it a bit, modify it a

41:37

bit, modify a bit, and you'd have just this

41:39

like quantum wave of eight

41:42

possibilities and you could collapse that wave however

41:44

you want to make it right for you.

41:46

But yeah, there would be a lot of

41:48

that going on. And she said that I

41:50

think I'm not productive, but I am. Interesting,

41:52

okay. Okay, you are productive, do you think

41:54

you're not productive? I'll call that a hit.

41:56

Like, I understand that people think of me

41:58

as being a very productive person. But of course,

42:00

I'm aware of all the time. I'm not producing things.

42:02

No, okay. I always think I could be doing more

42:05

She told me that I've been dodging bullets without

42:08

even knowing that I was Okay

42:11

Okay, this was interesting someone is secretly

42:13

praying for you and I

42:15

thought well jeez. Yeah my family Yeah, they're

42:17

all and I'm not secretly fair though, you

42:20

know, I don't know about every instance of

42:22

their prayer But you're right I'm aware of

42:24

that and the first person who came to

42:26

mind was one of my sisters and she

42:28

said a male Someone who's

42:30

concerned for you who's praying for you and then

42:32

I thought okay. Well my dad I'm sure he

42:34

does that and she said maybe it's a father.

42:37

Maybe it's an uncle who loves you so much.

42:39

Okay Probably true. Is

42:41

she waiting for you to confirm these

42:43

things? How are you? No pitches?

42:47

You know, I'm can you even hear pitches? I'm

42:50

sometimes giving verbal assent sometimes asking follow-up

42:52

questions But no, she will just kind

42:54

of keep going on without feeling the

42:56

knee which will become apparent very soon

42:59

Where she starts saying things where if she asked for feedback,

43:01

I'd have to tell her she was wrong. Ah,

43:04

okay Okay, so she saw

43:06

a true soulmate connection coming

43:09

And also something to do with my

43:11

living space could be relatives and

43:13

she lists all these different types of relatives

43:16

Like essentially just a list of how people

43:18

can be related to you like like, you

43:20

know like a nephew or a niece or

43:22

an aunt or an uncle or a Like

43:26

sister or brother like yes, those are

43:28

the often Like

43:32

a cousin of first niece, okay So something

43:35

related to my living space like either I'm

43:37

gonna move in with somebody or they're gonna

43:39

move in with me Someone who

43:41

I'm related to okay. All

43:43

right chalk that down as a prediction So

43:45

as she continues to lay down the card,

43:47

she says in the next seven to eight

43:49

weeks There's gonna be more clarity on someone's

43:52

part There's gonna be an epiphany and that's

43:54

where she indicates. So this is you the

43:56

Emperor and this is the two of cups

43:58

I see recovering from something in your

44:01

living space. So something about my living

44:03

space, I don't know if that's

44:05

related to the prediction of someone coming to live with me or

44:07

me going to live with them. Okay. Alright.

44:09

So she mentions that like this particular area

44:12

of the cards that she's dealing down that

44:14

have fallen in this large and growing pile,

44:16

she says that this is all of your

44:18

work and your mission stuff and so I

44:21

say, oh okay and so what would this

44:23

one be? And she's like, oh this is

44:25

your friend. So she's got little areas worked

44:27

out. She really can't figure out your own

44:30

romantic life. That's exactly right. And I did

44:32

take off my wedding ring because you know

44:34

I never want to like give that one

44:36

up. Yep. I usually do that too.

44:38

This time I left it on. I don't

44:40

even know why. Okay. Well as we saw

44:43

with Chris Dufresne last year, he couldn't

44:45

even see me. We were talking over the phone

44:47

and he just ran roughshod assuming I had no

44:49

wife and that I was waiting for this woman

44:51

to come into my life because why else would

44:54

I call him? And same

44:56

thing with Natasha. She was ready to figure

44:59

out my love life. Oh yeah,

45:01

another one of the piles was Universal

45:03

Messages and that's also I

45:05

guess the love life and I said,

45:07

okay. Okay well I'd like to

45:09

know what love holds in the next year. Yeah. Because

45:11

it could just be like you'll keep loving your wife

45:14

and she'll keep loving you right back and things are

45:16

going great. She's waiting for like any more hints

45:18

of what your life is like and she's

45:20

not getting it. Uh-huh. And she

45:22

said, oh you'll be busy, busy, busy. And

45:24

I said, with work? Because I don't really

45:27

think I'm being busy as being relevant to

45:29

relationships. Oh I take that to mean she thinks you're

45:31

single and you're gonna be like seeing a lot of people.

45:33

Okay. Well I think that is what she was going for. So

45:36

she said, no in general like yes you'll have

45:38

new projects and old projects but yeah with relationships

45:40

and boy she was really jumping around as

45:42

I'm looking at my notes like she was also

45:45

saying a lot of money would be coming for

45:47

me. So don't expect her to

45:49

stick with a topic but she will come

45:51

back to this. Okay. So she said it

45:53

may be at work I'll see like a

45:55

sponsorship or a bonus or probably like two

45:57

other synonyms for getting a windfall of money.

46:00

And she also saw that like I

46:02

would be moving into another

46:05

dimension at work But it could

46:07

be a move to Florida to

46:09

New York to Canada or to

46:11

Italy Wow That's

46:13

a lot of options. Okay.

46:16

Okay, does Disney have offices in

46:18

all those places? Well, definitely, Florida

46:20

I would imagine New York definitely,

46:22

Canada Probably

46:24

Italy Disney Italy. I

46:26

mean got it right. It's like the biggest

46:29

company in the world But never did she

46:31

ask and never did I tell where I work the

46:33

Walt Disney Company Italy formerly

46:35

the Walt Disney Company Italia

46:38

SPA Okay, there we go. I

46:40

stay in my current work and maybe go

46:42

to Italy She was telling me that there's

46:44

going to be a fresh start for me.

46:47

Don't be afraid trust the environment Move

46:50

whenever the opportunity comes. Sorry

46:53

Disney Italia makes tune Disney

46:55

if you wondered good to know.

46:57

Yes. Yes. Okay. Sorry distracted go on She

47:00

said that I'm not in the right company

47:02

or I'm not doing what I was supposed

47:04

to do. Oh, okay Yeah, so

47:06

whatever I'm doing wasn't meant to be And

47:10

so whatever this new thing is it doesn't have

47:12

to be the same work that I've been doing

47:14

it. Oh, okay Well, then forget all that

47:16

Italy stuff. Okay, I or Disney stuff rather

47:18

or it could be a different role With

47:21

Disney Empire. Okay, so I wanted to narrow this down

47:23

I said do you see this in the first half

47:25

of the year or the second half and she said

47:27

oh It's gonna be soon and

47:29

she looks at another card April. Okay, you'd

47:32

occasionally do that like oh you asked me

47:34

for something Let's flip over two more cards.

47:36

Here's your answer. Okay, so you saw something

47:38

in there April Okay,

47:41

so that's when the job

47:43

change happens. Yeah, April. Okay job change

47:45

Yes, that could involve me moving to

47:47

Florida or New York or Canada or

47:49

a Okay. So

47:51

now we're going to look at relationships

47:54

specifically So she said that there was

47:56

a relationship from the past that I

47:58

had that was supposed to be.

48:00

Okay. And I have a very limited

48:02

dating life. Oh, right. Yeah. You met your

48:04

wife so young. Right. So I was

48:07

like, um, Nikki, like,

48:09

who would that be? But okay. Um,

48:11

Nikki's your girlfriend from when you were

48:14

like really little, like 17. Okay. That

48:16

was like really the only significant relationship

48:18

I had before my wife. Yeah. So

48:20

she said it didn't work out and

48:23

I'm seeing like disappointment. You're not feeling

48:25

appreciated. I see so much pain, but

48:27

don't worry. It'll be released. I'm seeing

48:29

like three to four months and

48:32

there might be a work connection where like I

48:34

meet someone through work. Oh, okay.

48:36

But I did ask, do you see a

48:38

romantic relationship connected to work? And she said,

48:40

yes. And it's someone who is, who's coming

48:43

up someone victorious. Okay. Someone

48:45

coming up at work, someone

48:47

victorious. Okay. And so I said,

48:49

do you see that in the first half

48:51

of the year? Cause you know, supposedly I'm

48:53

moving out of the country or the other

48:55

side of it. She flips over a few

48:57

more cards, but I don't think she gave

48:59

me an exact prediction on that, like the

49:01

timing of it. Um, but she said more

49:03

about me. I'm so sensitive. I'm so vulnerable.

49:05

If you don't receive what you need, it

49:07

hurts you and you're gonna, you're just

49:09

gonna have to take life easier. You're gonna have

49:11

a heart attack. Oh wow. Yeah. I don't know

49:13

if that counts as a prediction, but I guess

49:15

if I have a heart attack this year, that

49:18

would be notable. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's add

49:20

that. Okay.

49:22

So this is where she, I feel like

49:24

some of this is contradictory, but this is

49:27

where she's telling me now that like, I

49:29

need to not be so attached to people

49:31

I'm dating and not look for a serious relationship.

49:34

I should just be having a lot of casual

49:36

dating. Observe. Don't get all

49:38

disappointed. If it doesn't work out,

49:40

protect your heart. So vulnerable. She

49:42

says, okay, she'll come back to

49:44

relationships, but she says, I see

49:46

something with graphic design. There's

49:49

a hobby. You're so creative. It felt

49:51

less jumbled in the moment than it's coming

49:54

across now, but she moved really quickly with

49:56

all of this. Okay. So she

49:58

did go back to the relationship advice. Don't claim

50:00

anyone right away, remain neutral, and wait

50:02

for someone to tell you how much

50:04

they love or value you, and

50:07

then you can open your heart and trust them. Interesting,

50:10

okay, so don't be the pursuer.

50:12

Yeah, or just like don't take it, like go

50:14

ahead and date, do it, but have just a

50:16

lot of, and she said not like a one

50:18

night stand or anything, but you know, just have

50:20

a lot of relationships. Okay. And don't

50:22

expect them to go anywhere. And I told her like,

50:24

yeah, I'm not really the casual relationship kind of person.

50:26

That's what I think. Oh, huh? And she's like, oh,

50:29

I know, I know, I saw that right here. Of

50:31

course, of course. So then she said, well,

50:33

did you want me to check on a particular relationship,

50:35

like at work or with your family? And

50:37

I thought, well, it'd be awkward now to tell her

50:40

I have a wife. I

50:42

said, well, maybe with my son. And she

50:44

said, is he giving you a hard time?

50:47

And as I was getting ready to answer

50:50

that, she said, he's young, yes, which obvious

50:52

read, you know, because I look like I

50:54

would have a younger son. And I said,

50:56

well, not so much. And

50:59

she said, oh, he's older, is he 19? I

51:02

said, he's 22. She's like,

51:04

ah, still a baby then. What's

51:07

his sign? And again, she, while I'm

51:09

getting ready to answer that, she ventures

51:11

Aries, Pisces. Neither

51:13

of those are correct. I got a

51:16

C's. And I'm gonna hold off for

51:18

a second on saying what his birthday

51:20

is, but I told her his birthday.

51:22

And she said, oh, congratulations, my dear,

51:25

you've got a cancer. Okay, cancer. And

51:27

what is his name? I

51:29

said, Andrew or Drew. So she starts putting

51:31

down more cards and she says, now cancers,

51:33

they aren't fighters. Now, Carrie is a cancer.

51:36

So all of this should apply to you

51:38

equally as well as to my son as

51:40

she's reading him. She said, you can't

51:42

expect cancers to do anything. They

51:44

live in a bubble. They're very

51:46

sensitive. Oh, okay. Can't

51:48

expect them to do anything, okay. She'll get into

51:50

this, but like they're very lazy. Wow,

51:53

rude, okay. Yeah. So

51:56

she said, okay, well, he just doesn't have

51:58

the stamina. He's a loving, caring person. and

52:00

he will be a good father and a

52:02

good lover, but you need to put him

52:04

in a position and say, this is what

52:06

you'll do. Like he won't go out there

52:08

and find it for himself. You need to

52:10

set it up for him. Wow. And then

52:12

he'll be a good worker. He also needs

52:14

something creative. Okay. She sees an offer coming

52:16

to him from a gentleman having to do

52:19

with real estate. So I think we can

52:21

put that down as a prediction that, uh,

52:23

so also apparently I need to invest money

52:25

for him while he's young. Okay.

52:28

He's 22, but okay. And that he

52:30

needs a home provided and you know,

52:32

it could be anything. It could be,

52:34

she said a bungalow made of hay.

52:36

That sounds nice. Yeah. He just needs a

52:38

home provided for him. Well, wouldn't that be nice? Anyway,

52:41

so he's a lazy little

52:43

kid and, uh, he

52:45

just needs to get out of his bubble

52:48

and do something. So then she starts telling

52:50

a little bit of her own storytelling and

52:52

she said, well, I also know an Andrew

52:54

who's a cancer and he's a June 28th

52:57

friend and he's 60. Oh, he's so lazy.

52:59

They just, they don't work the cancers. Oh,

53:01

wow. Yeah. That doesn't match up for Carrie.

53:04

Oh, thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Work hard. And

53:06

he wanted to date me, this 60 year

53:08

old Andrew. Oh. And she said,

53:11

but you have to work. And you know, honestly,

53:13

I didn't want to date him anyway. She's telling

53:15

me, but he

53:17

got, you constantly get depression and she

53:19

just like, he'd hang out at

53:22

Starbucks and you know, I would invite him

53:24

to, Oh, I hope he's the Starbucks guy

53:26

from before. Well, that

53:28

would be hilarious. Like the next psychic who

53:30

just took off his shift, probably cause he's

53:33

lazy. Yeah. No, I think a different guy.

53:35

But she said, you know, like I invited him

53:37

to dinner as a friend and I was trying

53:39

to set him up with a work connection. Like,

53:41

hey, meet this guy. He's got an idea that

53:43

you might be a good match for. And he

53:46

didn't even show up. And I told

53:48

him, Andrew, you're a hopeless case. And

53:51

then she told me this other story about

53:53

him going to visit his German dad in

53:55

Ohio and that the dad threatened

53:57

to shoot him. The dad was like, like

54:00

in his 90s and he threatened to shoot his 60

54:02

year old son, Andrew, the cancer

54:04

because he wasn't making anything of his

54:06

life. Wow. Yeah. Wild of true. Wild

54:08

of true. Yeah.

54:11

And a very interesting story that I'm getting.

54:13

I was just thinking like, why are these psychics,

54:15

they need to go to like storytelling shows or

54:17

something. If these are the things they want to

54:19

do with their time. Clearly they need to get something

54:21

off their chest. So

54:24

I said, okay, well, how do I keep

54:26

my son from matching this description that you're

54:28

painting? And she said,

54:30

well, he just needs space to dream and

54:32

you need to stop being so hard on

54:34

him, help him find a job. Okay. I'm

54:36

thinking, okay, well I'm always trying to find

54:38

the balance between because partly this is resonating.

54:41

I'm thinking, yeah, he needs to be doing

54:43

more. He sits in his room for long

54:45

hours, watches video game videos, hangs

54:47

out with his friends on discord. So

54:49

she was saying, you know, like get

54:51

applications and say, let's do this together.

54:54

Okay. Sure. Sure. Often

54:56

good advice for a 22 year old, but yes.

54:59

She's like, well don't tell him that you're a lazy

55:01

bum or maybe do, but in a joking way. Cause

55:04

clearly she does that with everybody in her life. And

55:07

she said he needs like a father figure in his

55:09

life. You won't be the only father in his life.

55:11

You know, I'm thinking like, I just took offense. I'm

55:13

kind of the father figure, but you

55:15

know, there's apparently more that he'll get.

55:17

Okay. And another thing about cancer is

55:20

apparently is that everything they decide is

55:22

based on feelings. So, uh, you know,

55:24

I shouldn't try to talk to him

55:26

rationally about, you know, this is what you

55:28

need for your life, but rather like, don't you

55:30

think you'll feel better if you blah, blah,

55:32

blah, which sounds like every manipulative person I've

55:35

ever met in my life. Trying

55:37

to say, don't you think you'd feel better if you pub

55:39

a lung, they project their own feelings on you. I

55:41

will never speak that way to anyone, let alone my son.

55:44

She even made a note here. She said

55:46

he's not a Gemini. And I can't

55:49

remember what I was attached to, but I made note of

55:51

it because she said he's not a Gemini. Keep that in

55:53

mind. I feel a pattern is being

55:55

set up for me. Indeed. Yes. Just

55:58

pay attention to these breadcrumbs. We shall see

56:00

where it goes. She was also

56:02

warning me that cancers can be driven

56:05

to do drugs if they're

56:07

kind of mishandled or not given what they need

56:09

in a relationship. I said, well,

56:11

I didn't really suspect him of that, but

56:13

okay, yeah, definitely don't want to drive him

56:15

to do drugs. She

56:18

said, okay, well, let me look at relationships more.

56:20

So you're looking for a new relationship? I

56:23

just kind of have them and say, I

56:25

don't have anyone in mind right now, but

56:27

I'm interested in what you see, trying to

56:30

be neutral about this. Right, but honest. Keep

56:32

going, but yeah, this is not the time

56:34

to tell you why, actually. I have a

56:36

wife of 23 years. Right,

56:38

coming to monogamous marriage. So

56:40

she looked at my past and my future and

56:42

said that this is a new deck, by the

56:45

way, that she's shuffling. Oh, wow. Yeah,

56:47

so this is deck number two. And not only

56:49

did I look this deck up, but I bought it.

56:51

Okay. I think you're going to find it very entertaining. Okay.

56:54

I kind of apologize in advance, but she said,

56:57

this deck is a little explicit. I

56:59

hope that's okay. But she

57:02

starts laying down these cards all

57:04

over the table. Oh, wow, boobs.

57:06

Okay. Oh,

57:08

two women filleting a man.

57:11

Okay, guy using a whip on

57:13

a woman. Two hot

57:15

ladies, boobs out. Guy

57:18

looking at ladies, boobs, she's tied

57:20

up. Okay, lady,

57:23

huge tits,

57:25

pouring water. Pan-like

57:30

character holding a huge dildo.

57:34

Okay, man sitting in

57:36

woman's lap, they're making out. Man

57:39

and woman in bondage with

57:41

babies. You get the idea.

57:44

Moving on. Man kissing

57:46

woman. Oh, wow. Man

57:48

giving woman hand job, very explicit. Man

57:53

sucking woman's thumb while she

57:55

thinks about how her friend's

57:57

drowning behind her. Guy

58:02

making out with woman, guy holding

58:04

woman's boob. How

58:06

does she even interpret different things

58:08

from this? She's like, oh, in

58:10

this one she's motorboating him,

58:13

but in the other one she's

58:15

collating him. That's really different. So

58:17

this is the tarot of sexual

58:20

magic. Okay, wow.

58:23

Yeah, this is how she went

58:25

in depth on relationships. Oh

58:28

yeah, okay, swing sex. Yeah,

58:30

so she kind of apologized for it for a second

58:32

and just wanted to make sure that I wasn't scandalized

58:35

by the images, but I was like, hey, I like this

58:37

deck, this is fun. Now I

58:39

gotta say there's no explicit, like you

58:42

can't see any penises or vulvas in

58:44

this. They're all kind of tastefully covered

58:46

up, but lots of exposed breasts. Yeah,

58:48

absolutely. And a lot of phallic

58:50

imagery, but you're right, they're not actual

58:52

penae. Actual penae. There

58:55

are a lot of deltas and

58:57

things. So, okay, this is interesting. It

58:59

seems like kind of indicating certain cards

59:01

I'm looking around, oh wow, all right,

59:04

that's a sex act, oh interesting, okay.

59:06

And these are all

59:08

heteronormative, it's all man,

59:11

woman, or? For that

59:13

deck. Oh, you know what, there was one or two

59:15

women, but they're just kind of hanging out.

59:17

They're just like hot and hanging out nude.

59:19

It's at least mostly heteronormative. There might be

59:21

an exception here or there. Wow.

59:26

What a deck, right? Really something. I was like, I gotta

59:28

have these. Yeah, these are great, these are

59:30

great. These

59:33

are great. Ew,

59:36

except for this one, she's killing

59:38

a pig. What the hell? Boo. She's

59:42

got a big knife. She's wrangling it. No,

59:44

I think that's its tusk she's

59:46

holding onto. Okay, oh, okay.

59:48

She's like trying to ride it. Hopefully it's not

59:51

a bestiality thing. I wonder that.

59:53

Is it called strength or the force?

59:56

Interesting. I don't know. Okay, go on.

59:58

She's wrangling a boar. Suggesting that

1:00:00

sometimes people come from the past I think maybe

1:00:02

she's still kind of holding on to this idea

1:00:04

that I might have an old flame that's gonna

1:00:06

rekindle Oh, right, uh-huh and she

1:00:08

can just see again flipping over these cards of

1:00:11

these various sex eggs. I'm looking She

1:00:15

can see that I've been so disappointed and

1:00:17

I just I need to forgive and I

1:00:19

said, well don't have any hard feelings She's

1:00:21

like, why are you here? She said well

1:00:24

good for you, but maybe you hurt them

1:00:27

Is that because I see a lot of pain I see

1:00:29

a heartache coming through and so then she clarifies

1:00:32

I'm not saying that you're attracted to the

1:00:34

wrong girls and then I don't really

1:00:36

react so she paused boys And

1:00:39

I said blink again. Yeah. Yeah keep

1:00:41

trying Yeah, I said that yeah girls

1:00:44

and she said, okay. Well, there's someone who misses

1:00:46

you a lot She was your soulmate and there's

1:00:48

a lot of pain. Maybe she's in pain if

1:00:51

you're not But again this whole

1:00:53

thing you should just start dating people for

1:00:55

the sake of dating not expecting anything Yeah,

1:00:58

so I guess whatever big change

1:01:01

in my relationship life isn't immediate

1:01:03

because she sees me just casually

1:01:05

dating for a while Oh, okay,

1:01:07

Canada, Italy, Florida Or

1:01:10

maybe here she'll mention some other places to

1:01:13

New York. Yeah, that was one. So so

1:01:15

nothing permanent She said I could be wrong.

1:01:17

Don't take it too seriously, but I feel

1:01:19

like one girl will attract another girl Somehow

1:01:21

I'll have this like I don't know rebounding

1:01:24

energy of one girl leading to another can't

1:01:26

imagine this life for me But

1:01:29

eventually you'll attract another soulmate. She said it was

1:01:31

better to have two night stands What's that? How's

1:01:33

that different from a one night stand? Okay,

1:01:38

she says but it should be with someone

1:01:40

you know, not like a random person But

1:01:42

but a real soul connection is gonna take a

1:01:44

while Okay She kind of said in that same

1:01:47

thought like you've been through so many souls and

1:01:49

I took that as like me having dated

1:01:52

so Many people yeah, rather than me having

1:01:54

like lived past lives or anything. So I

1:01:56

thought I was a solid miss. Yeah Okay.

1:01:58

Okay. I'm sorry to interrupt That I

1:02:00

just. I have been thinking about

1:02:02

something the entire time and they

1:02:04

know that the psychic predictions are

1:02:07

so important. But what is one

1:02:09

of these psychics wanted to get

1:02:11

other people to come and visit

1:02:13

them and they wanted to be

1:02:15

able to have a space A

1:02:17

plays on the worldwide web. That

1:02:19

Jazz said here I am World

1:02:21

come and see me. Here's my

1:02:24

correct phone number: Yes Yes! A

1:02:26

Good Actors or. On hours are

1:02:28

specific and I follow them.

1:02:30

How could a person like

1:02:33

that's create an internet presence?

1:02:35

Our Gods Gov Terry Let me tell

1:02:37

you that space can be square. In

1:02:40

fact, it should be square space. Ah,

1:02:42

I know. Why I didn't think of

1:02:44

that like we talk about this almost every

1:02:46

time. The record. How. Much! we

1:02:48

love square space but I keep forgetting. Okay,

1:02:50

but go on. What are you going to

1:02:52

say? Well, I mean, psychics probably

1:02:54

already know about square space, but not

1:02:57

everybody has psychic and they may not

1:02:59

know that Every square space website, an

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1:03:04

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1:03:10

not psychic. but I did though

1:03:13

that square space extensions allow you

1:03:15

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1:03:17

it. It's third party tools to

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1:03:51

trial and when i'm ready to

1:03:53

launch i'm going to use this

1:03:55

offer code right here oh no

1:03:57

await set out to say ten

1:03:59

percent off my first purchase

1:04:01

of a website or domain.

1:04:03

Squarespace. Don't worry. Psychics

1:04:05

aren't psychic either. But

1:04:08

hey, Carrie. All this talk about websites has

1:04:10

made me real hungry. That's what happens.

1:04:12

That's what happens. You got any recommendations? I'm

1:04:14

at work. I gotta work late tonight. I don't have

1:04:16

time to go anywhere. What should I do? Oh

1:04:19

yeah. I sincerely just noticed your background. You

1:04:21

really are at work, aren't you? Yes, I am. Well,

1:04:25

I think you could skip the grocery stores,

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skip the prep work, skip the prep work,

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1:04:34

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Oh man, I would love to

1:04:39

forget the frantic lunch preparations and

1:04:41

the rushed dinners. I

1:04:43

don't know, how long does it take to prepare one of these

1:04:45

Factor meals? It's funny you should ask.

1:04:47

I think all of them are about two

1:04:50

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1:04:52

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1:04:54

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I have eaten Factor meals and they are

1:04:58

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1:05:01

I was just gonna say they look healthy.

1:05:03

I assume they also are healthy, but they're

1:05:05

the kind of thing where you're like, oh

1:05:07

wow, if I had the time and the

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1:05:11

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bat time same bat channel okay so then we were

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already 40 minutes into a half hour reading

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that's what I signed up for yeah the

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intercom turns on in the little room so

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the voice of the guy who had originally

1:07:48

scheduled this comes across and says Natasha you

1:07:50

have line two for 15 meaning a 15

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minute reading she says thank you dear so

1:07:55

I'm all ready for her to wrap up

1:07:58

and she just keeps going Yeah,

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yeah, I'm nervous like I want this to wrap up

1:08:02

because I'm feeling the pressure of the person on Waiting

1:08:05

for her the third party and so she

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just keeps going So so you

1:08:10

have to fly you have to go places

1:08:12

and she points to the Ace of Cups

1:08:14

Which is somewhere down in there. She says

1:08:17

you are fundamentally damaged. Whoa. Yeah, ouch again

1:08:19

relationship related She said maybe you don't even

1:08:21

feel it. But one of you lost face

1:08:24

Probably lost face maybe And

1:08:27

I tried to clarify like in the

1:08:29

relationship me and this important soulmate from the past I'm

1:08:32

guessing that's how I read this that one of us

1:08:34

lost face and I said, oh meaning

1:08:36

like serious embarrassment Yeah, yeah dignity. No,

1:08:38

no, no in the relationship. There was

1:08:40

no reciprocity You need

1:08:42

someone who loved you unconditionally So I don't know

1:08:44

maybe she had some different understanding of what that

1:08:46

means and she said maybe next year But

1:08:49

stopping so rigid you're so rigid She

1:08:51

said eventually I will have a marriage but certainly

1:08:53

didn't sound like next year Yeah,

1:08:56

it's like big mess and

1:08:58

that relationship will have something to do with a

1:09:00

different country So either she's from a different country

1:09:02

or you will be working in another country and

1:09:05

I thought well, you know According to what you

1:09:07

just told me. Yeah, there's a good chance unless

1:09:09

it's Florida and New York I guess so this

1:09:11

has been going on for a while and so

1:09:14

another call comes like 45 minutes into the session

1:09:16

saying Natasha Line 2

1:09:18

for 15. Yeah, honey. I got it

1:09:22

So, yeah, I'm like feeling so nervous and she's

1:09:24

talking more about this lady that I'll eventually end

1:09:26

up with Yeah, she's gonna be so

1:09:28

sweet. So kind so beautiful Another

1:09:32

cancer. It's like your karma

1:09:34

just like your boy. There's gonna be the

1:09:36

female version of this so nurturing Another

1:09:38

lazy Adjicted

1:09:41

to drive shift was good for

1:09:43

nothing Together

1:09:46

and apply for a job

1:09:48

who I have to restrain with all my effort

1:09:50

from falling into drug addiction Exactly. That's what I

1:09:52

need in my life She

1:09:57

Also wants me that cancers don't forget anything

1:09:59

so be. The care for our guy,

1:10:01

every single fight, every single hurtful

1:10:03

be remembered on bag Other sounds

1:10:05

like a great relationship. Okay

1:10:09

so after this discourse then she jumps

1:10:11

on the phone. I think there's and

1:10:13

another reminder like hey you need a

1:10:15

hazardous partners and have all And so

1:10:17

she's hops on the phone and speak

1:10:19

to someone named Laura and says i'm

1:10:21

so sorry to keep you waiting Dear

1:10:23

I don't worry, I'll give you the

1:10:25

full time even more excuses. Call back

1:10:27

and like two to three minutes was.

1:10:31

A I see Psychic Dorothy I'm

1:10:33

still their. Tests

1:10:35

and read the room and see said if

1:10:37

not ska back and maybe more of find

1:10:40

some other such to. Say

1:10:42

about way but of my dad, you know, maybe

1:10:44

someone else and the others. As December thirty first

1:10:46

people are trying to get in like before. I

1:10:50

just need to finish with this gentleman. Okay

1:10:52

so she comes back to me and said

1:10:54

don't worry to call back in five minutes

1:10:56

like this is over to the price to

1:10:58

the time is very fluid for Natasha. Doesn't

1:11:01

exist. So she sits back down with

1:11:03

me and says how long do we

1:11:05

have I said there was just half

1:11:07

an hour. Feel like I'm good at

1:11:09

the I asked the like you've done

1:11:11

your were actually ever said you're welcome.

1:11:13

Okay but one more question my dear

1:11:15

in regards to your work. So she

1:11:18

pulls out another deck and start shuffling

1:11:20

all my God Sees Journal of Bridge

1:11:22

shovel and it's and this one or

1:11:24

when she starts turning it over is

1:11:26

like the traditional rider waiter. wait Smith

1:11:28

said terror design but each card has

1:11:30

like a border around that most common

1:11:32

design and of guts. Additional info and

1:11:34

stars, signs and charts and numbers to

1:11:37

work with. And so I asked her.

1:11:39

I'm curious, what sign are you because

1:11:41

he's been saying a lot about Laos

1:11:43

and a lot about dancers. She said

1:11:45

Scorpio but I'm a mellow Scarpia. I'm

1:11:47

in October Scorpio. Has

1:11:49

like off hear about how I feel

1:11:51

like Rps. Are notorious. Yeah, that's the one

1:11:54

that people always take on Mackenzie. Now it's

1:11:56

like that. the animal. The Scorpion? Yeah,

1:11:58

yeah, yeah, it has. or

1:12:00

whatever. Yeah, well, and also the word cancer

1:12:02

is so leading. I don't know why

1:12:05

cancer doesn't have that reputation. Okay,

1:12:07

it doesn't. Yeah, no, no, whenever I

1:12:10

say I'm a cancer, people are like, oh, you

1:12:12

guys are so creative and you're moon children, you're

1:12:14

flower children, stuff like that. Okay. But

1:12:16

never like, oh, you're a malignant disease. Yeah,

1:12:19

yeah. It's like the most obvious thing I could be

1:12:22

with the word cancer. Okay, well good to know that's

1:12:24

not a connection they make. I was slightly curious because

1:12:26

she had just been saying that I would end up

1:12:28

with a cancer and I'll say, I

1:12:30

felt like she was. Maybe you'll get cancer. She

1:12:34

was a little cockettish, a little flirtatious. Oh,

1:12:36

okay. It was the reading I was getting

1:12:38

from her. Oh, okay. So you're like, maybe

1:12:41

she's gonna say I'm a cancer. Yeah, like

1:12:43

are you one of my future relationships?

1:12:45

Let's get out of here. I don't

1:12:47

have to pick Renek's skull. Yeah, right.

1:12:51

Oh, now the sex cards are starting to make

1:12:53

sense. She's like, do you like me? Right. You're

1:12:56

right, you're right. A

1:12:58

man fucking a woman, do you

1:13:00

like these? It does just

1:13:02

seem a little strange in this intimate of a

1:13:04

space to be like, here, let me pull out

1:13:06

all these boobies and like nudie pics. So

1:13:11

she said, I see most likely

1:13:13

you're gonna be working with a family member

1:13:15

and this water sign guy that

1:13:17

we already saw like at the beginning of

1:13:19

the reading. So he's either related to you

1:13:22

or maybe to someone in your family. You're

1:13:25

not working with your son. And

1:13:27

I said, not that I'm planning. So then

1:13:29

she said, you'll move to New York. Okay,

1:13:32

we just narrowed that one down. Next

1:13:34

two months. Whoa. Yeah,

1:13:36

you think I would tell Carrie whoa that

1:13:39

I'm moving to New York in two months.

1:13:41

Yeah, okay. The first I'm hearing of this.

1:13:44

And maybe I'll like take a class

1:13:46

or learn from a master there. The

1:13:49

cards are saying by May, you'll

1:13:52

be happy that you've done it. Three

1:13:54

hard months, okay. Might have

1:13:56

to change everything about your work. Yeah, I know this is

1:13:58

gonna be rough to break. and yeah

1:14:00

you have to move to New York

1:14:03

for podcasting, meet a foreign

1:14:05

woman. Yeah yeah a

1:14:07

lot's happening coming soon. Well I'm gonna

1:14:09

date, I'm just gonna be dating a

1:14:11

bunch of random women but yeah. But

1:14:13

eventually. And she said she sees money,

1:14:16

investments, real estate. I mean I don't

1:14:18

see myself working in real estate ever.

1:14:20

Yeah yeah that would be surprised. She

1:14:22

says and then you're gonna be moving a lot

1:14:24

far away and then she says New Zealand. Oh

1:14:27

wow. And again she's just throwing new

1:14:29

cards out as she's talking so presumably

1:14:32

she's seeing something in the cards that

1:14:34

are giving all this. Is she verbally

1:14:36

scats? Yeah New York,

1:14:39

New Zealand. Yeah okay.

1:14:41

At least those two. Okay any

1:14:43

more news? Let's see she tells me

1:14:45

to either ask for a promotion or a

1:14:47

transfer like it doesn't have to be leaving

1:14:49

my current job. Okay. But maybe just like

1:14:51

a new role within that job. She really

1:14:53

wants to get you out of LA. So

1:14:55

so she's repeating on these things and telling

1:14:57

me that I need to ask for support

1:14:59

and mentorship and then may come from an

1:15:01

old friend. But then the intercom goes off

1:15:03

again. This time it's the lady who'd been

1:15:05

kind of brusque with me at the beginning

1:15:07

and she sounds pretty fed up. Yeah exactly

1:15:09

the greeter yeah it hasn't been working with

1:15:11

the the other guy trying to get her

1:15:13

attention. And she says line

1:15:16

two for you. So finally Natasha says okay

1:15:18

I've got to take this. And

1:15:21

so I get up and I say like

1:15:23

okay well thanks so much like how do

1:15:25

I pay you? And she said well here

1:15:27

it's with cash dear but you could

1:15:29

pay with credit card up at the front. And

1:15:31

I say okay well how much? And

1:15:33

she says well 30 minutes they

1:15:36

raised the price recently so it's $35. Okay. I'm

1:15:38

thinking well it feels like a steal of a

1:15:40

deal. Yeah that's not bad. I had a dollar

1:15:42

a minute. And so I say okay well I've got

1:15:45

40 because I've only got like

1:15:47

20s to match the amount. And

1:15:49

so I put that on the table and she says

1:15:51

okay well um shoot I only have tens

1:15:54

here but I can get you changed we can go to the

1:15:56

front. I said oh no don't worry about it. I'm thinking in

1:15:58

my mind we've gone way over at this point. She said,

1:16:00

okay, well, I'm going to take this call, but here,

1:16:02

go sit over here. And she has this like switch

1:16:04

places. She wants me to sit in her chair and

1:16:06

she says, think of two wishes that you'd like to

1:16:08

make. You had to make two wishes too. Yeah. I

1:16:10

know you said that. I was like, what's up with

1:16:12

the two wishes? All right.

1:16:15

So I'm sitting over where she was sitting before

1:16:17

and I'm watching her. She puts on the little

1:16:19

headset. It looks like she's in a call service

1:16:21

center. She's got a little Brittany mic in front

1:16:23

of her mouth. I'm so I'm trying to think

1:16:25

of my wishes that I'm going to talk to

1:16:27

her about when she's done after this 15 minute

1:16:29

talk with Laura. And as she's

1:16:31

talking to Laura, she pulls out

1:16:34

yet another deck, another erotic

1:16:36

deck. What the hell? This

1:16:38

artist is Milo Minara, who I

1:16:40

have definitely heard of before. And

1:16:42

yeah, this is the Minara

1:16:45

erotic tarot. And

1:16:47

so she's talking to this lady and I'm

1:16:50

just listening to her read Laura while she's

1:16:52

kind of like occasionally looking up at me

1:16:54

and either like rolling her eyes like, can

1:16:56

you believe this lady? And

1:16:59

while she's shuffling these even

1:17:01

more sexually explicit images onto the

1:17:03

table between us. This is

1:17:05

incredible. I really like this one.

1:17:08

We have a hot lady just

1:17:10

like stroking the crotch of a close,

1:17:12

stupid man. She's sitting with on a

1:17:14

bench. She's taken his bowler hat and

1:17:17

she's rubbing his crotch. Man.

1:17:19

She's wearing a very short dress. These are

1:17:22

crazy. The other one

1:17:24

has more sophisticated

1:17:26

artwork. Oh, this guy was like

1:17:28

really popular for a long time. Okay. I mean,

1:17:30

these are really fun. These are really pop arty, but

1:17:32

this one you actually see, you

1:17:35

know, penetration and penises and exposed

1:17:37

vulva. Yeah. Wow. Wow.

1:17:42

So the butt

1:17:44

doing the same

1:17:46

thing where she'll

1:17:50

just keep dealing out the cards as she's talking

1:17:52

every now and then she'll sort of stop and

1:17:54

confused, maybe go back or deal two fresh cards

1:17:56

to get a, you know, an insight. So it

1:17:58

seems like she is using the cards as. the

1:18:00

tool. She's responding to something in

1:18:02

them. And I'm looking at other decks that are

1:18:04

on the table and I'm like looking them up

1:18:06

on my phone trying to figure out which deck

1:18:09

is which. I have time to research because he's

1:18:11

talking to this person on the phone. And so

1:18:13

she's talking to this woman. I keep hearing her

1:18:15

talk about like this guy in her life and

1:18:18

she'll say things like, oh yeah, well he'll be

1:18:20

helping you move. And oh well

1:18:22

yeah he's lying. He's always lying. He's

1:18:24

just full of lies. Oh I hope

1:18:26

that's right. And then she says like,

1:18:28

oh yes, sign the contract. I'm thinking,

1:18:30

what contract? What are you telling

1:18:33

her to do? And then she

1:18:35

says, yeah, there's something wrong with

1:18:37

him psychologically. He's a mental case.

1:18:39

Whoa. What is this conversation? What

1:18:41

are you weighing in on here and should you

1:18:43

be probably not? I'm only hearing half

1:18:46

of this. Apparently this psychologically

1:18:50

damaged mental case who is always

1:18:52

lying. We'll keep trying to get

1:18:54

Lara back, especially around March. Okay.

1:18:56

I have no way of checking in with her later.

1:18:59

I have no idea how this is gonna go. She

1:19:02

talks about another woman in the picture for

1:19:04

a while and then she talks, I assume

1:19:06

about the same guy that she's saying all

1:19:08

the mean things about. She says that he

1:19:10

can be abusive and there's a viciousness to

1:19:12

him. But the sex is good. Okay.

1:19:14

Okay. Poor Lara. And at

1:19:17

some point she asks her, what sign is

1:19:19

he? Oh that's good because I see someone

1:19:21

else for you. So

1:19:23

then she mentions that there's gonna be a

1:19:25

man that she meets who's older than her,

1:19:27

maybe 10 to 12 years older, and you're

1:19:29

not gonna be attracted to him, but give

1:19:31

him some time because he will give you

1:19:33

stability. He's reliable. Okay. I don't

1:19:35

know how to say this word, but he's a

1:19:37

hot fellow. Okay. He's a very hot man,

1:19:40

which is weird because saying that you won't be

1:19:42

attracted to him. Okay. All right. And you'll have

1:19:45

a hard time because you're damaged. So

1:19:47

she does more than she's damaged too. Okay. That

1:19:49

must have lifted a little bit of weight off of you.

1:19:51

Yeah. Okay. At least I'm not the only damaged

1:19:54

person here. She sees us all as damaged.

1:19:56

So the caller gets her full 15 minutes,

1:19:58

20 minutes in fact. I'm just sitting

1:20:00

there the whole time researching tarot decks

1:20:02

on my phone and taking notes.

1:20:05

And she gets off the phone.

1:20:07

She has those switch seats again, so I'm back where

1:20:09

I was before. And she says, ah,

1:20:11

sorry. How can I help you, dear? What? You

1:20:14

have me to stick around! What? I put the money

1:20:16

on the table. It's there. We're all

1:20:18

paid up. Is

1:20:21

it like she doesn't know who you are? No.

1:20:24

No. No. No.

1:20:27

It's just like, what more would you like? And I said, okay. You

1:20:30

asked me to think of some

1:20:32

wishes. And she looks back

1:20:34

at me blankly and says, hmm, wishes?

1:20:36

Like, she has no idea what I'm talking

1:20:38

about! Oh my God! She

1:20:41

doesn't even remember having told me to come up

1:20:44

with these wishes. Good Lord! I'm ready with them.

1:20:46

Good Lord! She doesn't ask for them. And she

1:20:48

said, oh, how much time do we have left?

1:20:50

Oh my God! I said, well, I mean, it's

1:20:52

5.47. She said, okay, we have

1:20:54

time. We don't close till 6. And

1:20:57

I'm thinking, you're not going to respect the 6 o'clock

1:20:59

closing time. So

1:21:02

I said, well, I was thinking one wish for the

1:21:04

new year would be to... And she's like, no, no,

1:21:06

no, no. Don't tell me. Let's talk about your son.

1:21:09

He's June 20th. And

1:21:12

I said, June 15th. And

1:21:15

she said, oh, so he's a Gemini. Which

1:21:18

is weird. I had to look this up

1:21:20

later because I don't have these internalized. But

1:21:22

the 20th is also still a Gemini. So

1:21:24

I don't know what she was thinking. Maybe

1:21:26

she was just immediately confusing him with her

1:21:28

other Andrew friend who's a cancer. Oh, yeah,

1:21:30

okay. I feel bad putting her in this

1:21:32

awkward situation where she's given all this long

1:21:35

reading. Yes, of how he's such a shit

1:21:37

because he's a cancer. Extravolately spent 15 plus

1:21:39

minutes talking about my son having the

1:21:41

wrong sign. And she said, okay, well,

1:21:43

he may have some water in his

1:21:45

life. They're right on the cusp. So

1:21:48

it's okay. We're

1:21:50

adjacent. And she said, you know, even

1:21:52

if he's a Gemini, you still need

1:21:54

to show him the way he can still accomplish more.

1:21:57

But yeah, she doesn't say I take back everything. You're

1:22:00

getting a lazy good for nothing, right? Having

1:22:02

a dragon potential drug problem. Rothys and

1:22:04

she said you know it's actually better

1:22:06

to be a Gemini their their bit

1:22:08

cooler but he sells more loving and

1:22:10

caring is he this way So that

1:22:13

was his loving and caring so she

1:22:15

interrupts. Be in the middle of this

1:22:17

insists you look like a younger brother

1:22:19

of Mark Wahlberg. Sets.

1:22:31

Out all day I guess as who

1:22:33

sets at So sweet Mark Wahlberg the

1:22:35

huge star but I liked the brother

1:22:37

and I said this came to my

1:22:40

brain and just the right moment I

1:22:42

said dani I know there's the Donnie

1:22:44

Wahlberg I can remember what he looks

1:22:46

like was he said yes he looks

1:22:49

like you and you look like him.

1:22:54

He seems like more of a quiet man

1:22:56

that his brother who's are busy busy busy.

1:23:00

It's yeah, I read a kind

1:23:02

of felt itself. very flirtatious assists.

1:23:04

It's apparently she has some clients

1:23:06

since knows through the grapevine that

1:23:08

he is a nice guy. Okay

1:23:10

on earth. So what do you

1:23:13

think she does? She pulls out

1:23:15

a new deck and starts shoveling

1:23:17

at it. Is it erotic? Know

1:23:19

this wine? I mean it has

1:23:21

like a pretty people are by.

1:23:23

yeah this. Is the I'm Taro day

1:23:25

La read your the terror of the

1:23:27

night and so yeah I have my

1:23:30

soul stations on it by yards not

1:23:32

explicit assesses up like this once on

1:23:34

thing and oh my goodness I I

1:23:36

say you worked so many decks Yeah

1:23:38

Nz says oh yeah I have thousands

1:23:40

I love them and I said I

1:23:43

have a collection at home too but

1:23:45

nothing compared to this. and now having

1:23:47

bought these new decks I'm it's or

1:23:49

twelve I've counted as have you include

1:23:51

to oracle backs. I don't mention how

1:23:53

of. My wife can't stand on I

1:23:56

just keep accumulate his butera but she

1:23:58

says yes. He chided away from your life. right

1:24:00

away. You're right, right. She's like,

1:24:02

oh, this, this is nothing. I used

1:24:04

to burn them. What? A

1:24:06

lie. For tarot decks. Why? To

1:24:09

expel the energies or something. And she's like, yeah, I

1:24:11

used to do it. And you know, it's fine in

1:24:13

my country, but here in this country, you get in

1:24:15

trouble for this. I almost burnt down

1:24:17

my house. Oh, yeah. What

1:24:20

are you? What are you? Oh, that's what

1:24:22

you mean by trouble. Yeah, yeah. We don't like

1:24:24

it when you burn down your house. That's

1:24:26

true. She's like, yeah, I don't. We hate

1:24:28

that here. But she says, yeah, I don't

1:24:30

burn them anymore. Oh, good. But

1:24:32

she's very excited. Oh, you do tarot. That's beautiful.

1:24:35

Do you read for yourself? And I said,

1:24:37

well, I'm no expert. And she said, oh,

1:24:39

we all are. Just read the guides. All

1:24:41

of the decks have a different motive. Like,

1:24:43

I love this one. And she holds up

1:24:45

the one she was just using on the

1:24:47

phone, the Milo Menara deck with all the

1:24:49

erotic illustrations. And she says,

1:24:52

for me, sure, it seems like it's on the

1:24:54

sexual side. But for me, it's not. It's

1:24:56

just it's the truth. And like, if

1:24:58

I suspect someone's cheating, I use this

1:25:00

deck because it will tell me the

1:25:02

truth. It's sexual. Yeah, I

1:25:04

can. I can see exactly what's going on

1:25:07

in more detail than she would with another

1:25:09

day. She's like, oh, they are cheating

1:25:11

on you. In fact, they're cheating on

1:25:13

you with another man and a woman

1:25:15

and a goat shaped object. And

1:25:17

he's finger banging her. Exactly.

1:25:21

Oh, goodness. So she starts flipping over

1:25:23

this new deck of cards and says,

1:25:25

you're going too slow. You need to

1:25:27

start moving mountains. Someone

1:25:30

in my work life is going to suggest a new

1:25:32

partnership. And I don't have to

1:25:34

wait passively for this to happen. It's

1:25:37

the year of the dragon. So I need to

1:25:39

be aggressive. No sleeping mode. I

1:25:41

need to spread the news that I'm not quitting.

1:25:43

I'm just looking for more money and some change.

1:25:46

Not like money change, but change the position.

1:25:49

So stay attuned to who's hiring. Again, it

1:25:51

might be in New York. And

1:25:53

you know what? Maybe you'll end up working on

1:25:55

Wall Street. And I thought, I'll never work up it. I'll

1:25:57

never end up working on Wall Street. Why

1:26:00

would you? So I can

1:26:02

already say that one is false, unless it's magically true.

1:26:05

So at this point I said, oh,

1:26:07

very interesting. Well, thank you so much

1:26:09

and happy. Yeah, like we wrap it

1:26:11

up. I would like to leave. Yeah,

1:26:13

it's six o'clock and I'm worried about

1:26:15

like the stores closing out. You know,

1:26:17

I don't want the greeter to come

1:26:19

in and bounce me. So

1:26:21

we wish each other a happy new year.

1:26:23

She bids farewell to me and calls me

1:26:25

Donnie Wahlberg. And

1:26:31

all told, I was there for an hour and

1:26:33

20 minutes. Oh my God. Yeah,

1:26:35

so so much for the half hour reading.

1:26:37

Wow, these psychics really have a lot

1:26:40

of time. So I got my money's worth. You paid 180. For...

1:26:44

Well, for many hours worth of texting.

1:26:47

Oh yeah, and her story. And

1:26:49

then two hours worth of, a little under

1:26:51

two hours worth of stories about her life. Oh,

1:26:53

okay. And five or six predictions

1:26:56

about mine. Okay. For a minute,

1:26:58

I got a steel deal here. 40 bucks. Definitely,

1:27:00

definitely. And it sounds like a

1:27:02

life partner. Yes. It

1:27:05

sounds like you're in love with this woman. That is correct.

1:27:07

Wow. Okay, you'll put

1:27:09

that all in the spreadsheet? Yeah. Okay.

1:27:12

We'll track those predictions. Here's what we do.

1:27:14

For the course of the year, we look at these predictions.

1:27:16

We see how they match up with our lives. And then

1:27:19

at the end of the year, we will go back and

1:27:21

we will look at the predictions for ourselves, for the world.

1:27:23

And we'll see how well did these psychics do. In

1:27:25

the meantime, between making our spreadsheet and

1:27:28

then following up, we don't think about

1:27:30

them. No, we forget entirely,

1:27:32

which is kind of the beauty of it. Because then

1:27:34

we'll come back and I am not

1:27:36

concerned about, I guess there's a world

1:27:38

in which you stay too plugged into

1:27:40

the spreadsheet. And then you start to

1:27:43

organize your life around the expectation. Overanalyze,

1:27:45

self-fulfilling prophecy. Yeah. Yeah,

1:27:48

even if you're trying to like. Frickin' forget.

1:27:51

Yeah, we're not trying to avoid making them

1:27:53

come true either. Right. I

1:27:55

moved to New York in two months. Soviet. You know what?

1:27:58

Maybe I will remember that one. I

1:28:00

find that I often don't. I will say night or

1:28:02

that a they're gone All remember that men and men

1:28:04

are. Okay, yeah so we'll see.

1:28:06

I'm sure would go messages from

1:28:09

listeners like hey, you moved to

1:28:11

New York remember he remembers you

1:28:13

that Yes, I did absolutely well.

1:28:16

Hopefully you enjoyed that that journey

1:28:18

through the psychic shops. Yes I

1:28:20

also my cats. Get. Along though

1:28:23

I home and psychics aren't real to the

1:28:25

my cats get along but I help Scientists

1:28:27

are real so that I have a number

1:28:29

one book but I hope that it cyclists

1:28:31

are a real so that you don't listen.

1:28:34

Without that. Psychics are real soylent

1:28:36

still hundred and two. Yeah

1:28:38

and I hope they aren't real

1:28:40

so my wife doesn't get pissed

1:28:42

at all these new dates that

1:28:44

I'm on. but I hope they

1:28:46

are real. Of that, true gets a

1:28:48

huge mostly contract with a lotta zeroes

1:28:51

in April, ado. Here we go.

1:28:53

Oh boy. Pluses and minuses to these

1:28:55

predictions are may be the world is

1:28:57

just random and the only influence we

1:28:59

have is our own actions. Will see

1:29:02

Maybe the faith is not in our

1:29:04

stars but in ourselves. Maybe Maybe not.

1:29:06

Okay, Well we will find out as

1:29:09

we do every year. Twenty twenty three

1:29:11

I would say didn't pan out in

1:29:13

the psychics favor. Now we'll get another

1:29:15

shot though again one the south so

1:29:18

are are. I will give them another

1:29:20

shake though. You know why?

1:29:22

It's interesting that Ali psychics are

1:29:24

worried about ai increasing out because

1:29:26

me I won the last psychic

1:29:29

cop. Jan Oh, one of many

1:29:31

jobs ai threatens to displays yeah.

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