0:05

Space. What

0:11

endless mystery. Look

0:16

at it. Wow.

0:22

Who do dare uncover its

0:24

secrets? The

0:26

brave crew of the Starship

0:28

Cavalier do dare to

0:30

scout the heavens, to see some moons,

0:33

to take a dangerous galaxy

0:35

trip. This

0:37

is the true story of

0:39

them that voyage among, oh

0:41

these, those stars of space.

0:47

Tonight's episode is Moon

0:51

of the Cats. Starring

0:56

Tim Platt as

0:58

Marvin Blond, Ali

1:00

Fisher as Chester Shee,

1:03

Branson Reese as

1:05

Liberty Balboa, and

1:08

Cholapur as everything and everyone

1:10

else. Let's

1:38

go. Dettislog,

1:51

Space State 230498.A. Heavens to

1:53

Megatron. In

2:00

exchange for some free fillings, I

2:02

befriended an alien traitor visiting the

2:04

Cavalier, and he shared with me

2:07

the details of an incredible moon

2:09

orbiting the planet Wiscax IV. I

2:12

couldn't let us pass this up, so

2:14

I chartered a shuttlecraft and brought along

2:17

some fellow crewmates I think will love

2:19

this adventure. Marvin Blonde

2:21

and Chester Shear. Liberty

2:23

Balboa will also be there to act as

2:25

our cook even. Now

2:27

here's the twist. Because I

2:29

love surprises and because this trip

2:32

goes against some of the most

2:34

foundational laws in the Consilium, I

2:36

haven't told them where we're going.

2:38

I can't wait to see their faces

2:40

after we awaken from a month of

2:43

cryo sleep to get there. Oh,

2:45

the sedatives are kicking in. Exit

2:48

stage last. We

2:51

open in the main cabin of the

2:53

shuttlecraft quail. We pan

2:55

across three open cryopods, one

2:58

giant cat-sized, and see

3:01

Marvin Blonde, Chester Shear, and Liberty

3:03

Balboa, freshly awoken and gathered around

3:05

a first cryopod. Inside,

3:07

we see the corpse of Dr. Surgery.

3:12

See? The

3:15

funny papers! Oh no! And

3:21

who says that? But

3:23

Chester Shear, the biggest of

3:26

them all, a giant cat, ten feet

3:28

tall, with fur that looks like it's

3:30

in the shape of a little blazer.

3:33

What's going on here? Dr.

3:35

Surgery's not gonna wake up. Yeah, and even though

3:38

it's only been a month, his corpse

3:41

is like mummified. You

3:43

know, his skin is like pressed against his head.

3:45

You can see what happened clearly. His

3:47

mouth, which is often censored because it's so strange and

3:49

alien, mangled the feeding tube.

3:53

You know, he's a little bit of a needed

4:00

to keep him alive during the cryo sleep.

4:03

And so that's a series wrap

4:05

on Dr. Surgery. And he's just like old

4:07

and shriveled in his hair. He looks like

4:09

Oatesy. Yes. Shrivel. That's the word I was

4:11

looking for. Yeah, his

4:13

fingernails are really long. You know,

4:16

like when they find mummies in the

4:18

Andes Mountains who are like very

4:20

preserved, but that's kind of what you're

4:22

looking at. You know, there's been nothing

4:24

to rot him. Fog body. But he's,

4:26

Dr. Surgery is definitively in the stars,

4:29

so to speak. As usual,

4:31

Marvin Blahn drowns his woes with

4:33

work. He immediately jumps to it.

4:35

He is the ship's event

4:37

coordinator, as we all know. And

4:39

he starts putting flowers around the

4:41

corpse. He then puts up a

4:44

giant picture in a suit of Dr. Surgery.

4:46

He then starts handing out laminated photos of

4:48

Dr. Surgery that you can even use as

4:50

a bookmark with a quote from the Bible

4:53

and some Latin on the back. Just

4:55

some Latin. It's more of a piece

4:57

of- Tim,

5:02

this is amazing. So true to character.

5:04

Can you remind us, what does Marvin

5:06

Blahn look like? Who is this Marvin

5:08

Blahn we see running around the ship?

5:10

Marvin Blahn is a Terran ginger tabby

5:13

with a top hat and a comms

5:15

badge around his neck as a voice

5:18

box and necklace. Tim, what

5:20

color is this top hat? Plum.

5:23

Oh, great. Would

5:27

anybody like to say a few words about Dr. Surgery?

5:29

Yes. Um, Chester Shire, uh,

5:32

steps forward and in

5:34

doing so, essentially crosses the

5:36

room. Dr.

5:38

Surgery was a good friend of mine. Dr.

5:41

Surgery extracted several teeth

5:44

that needed to be extracted because

5:47

I have something that about 30%

5:49

of cats have where

5:51

their gums try to reabsorb their

5:53

teeth. And it's normal, but

5:55

Dr. Surgery really helps me out in a

5:58

tight spot with that. filly

6:00

dry food. That was beautiful. Similarly,

6:03

Dr. Surgory said a similar thing to me.

6:06

He said that it's probably best when you brush my

6:08

teeth, but that it will be hard to get me

6:10

to brush my teeth. And so if I can't brush

6:12

my teeth, it's okay, but it's worth trying every once

6:14

in a while. He said that to me and I

6:17

have never. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. And I

6:19

think about it sometimes like, should I? Should

6:21

I? And I just don't. And

6:23

then I just don't. Whoa! Can't

6:25

party! And then when I start that, Liberty Balboa

6:28

wanders into the room. He goes,

6:30

one, two, three cats. Two of

6:32

whom are alive. It's me, Liberty Balboa. I'm

6:34

the ship's cook. I'm a six and a

6:36

half. He doesn't, this isn't even me. He

6:38

just like looks right at the camera and

6:40

says, I'm a six and a half foot

6:42

tall cockroach from the planet of Philadelphia. Earth's

6:44

closest moon. I'm dressed like a chef because

6:46

I am a chef, but my top right

6:49

hand isn't a hand at all. It's a

6:51

golden spatula. I'm Jamie Lannister.

6:54

Liberty. Ben. You've interrupted

6:56

Dr. Surgery's impromptu

6:58

funeral. That's the Philadelphian

7:00

way of mourning, interrupting a funeral. But

7:03

check him out. He's been

7:05

meow-mified. Meow-mified? Oh, you guys. Oh, God.

7:08

It's all cats. And I look

7:10

over cockroaches and cats traditionally

7:13

don't get along, at least not

7:15

in my home. I look over at

7:17

Dr. Surgery and go, oh, gross. And I poke

7:19

him. Feral cats are always

7:21

attacking your pet cockroaches. Yeah. I love

7:23

those little guys. It's

7:25

true. His entire body has been

7:27

desiccated. Ha ha. Just

7:29

another joke. No, I know. I'm just

7:32

not rewarding this because it's going to be a whole bucket

7:34

episode of it if I laugh or even if I push

7:36

back. So I'm just no nothing. Absolutely

7:39

no reaction to the cat puns. Marvin,

7:41

I loved it, but I'm also grieving.

7:44

It's true. It is now time for

7:46

us to say goodbye. Goodbye,

7:48

Dr. Surgery. Marvin Blahn then

7:50

walks up to the comms

7:52

panel and just starts stepping atop

7:55

it back and forth, caring not

7:57

what his paws might communicate.

8:01

As he's walking back and forth, he

8:03

talks. So Dr. Surgery was our reason

8:05

for going to...where are we going again? You're

8:08

on a moon orbiting the planet Whiskax-4. Do

8:11

we recognize it, Joe? No. Marvin,

8:14

if you look at the nav computer, you can see

8:16

that that's where you've arrived. But

8:18

Dr. Surgery was in the driver's seat

8:20

on this one. He promised you would

8:22

get all the details when you arrived.

8:25

I'm just so disappointed. He kept

8:27

saying he was going to whisker us away to

8:29

somewhere fun. And here we are in... What

8:32

are we supposed to do here? I know! What

8:35

a load of bullshit! This is a whole month

8:37

out of my life. I could have been smoking

8:39

something I found on the ground. Instead I was

8:41

in space with a bunch of cats. Yeah,

8:44

or tossing yarn up in the air

8:46

and then batting it around. And then

8:48

it unravels a little. Oh boy,

8:51

roaches and cats. We don't agree on nothing. That's

8:54

right. Well, since we're here and he

8:56

wanted us to be here so bad, we might as well at

8:58

least try to touch the surface of the planet. What do you

9:00

think? Come on, friends. Yeah,

9:02

I could stretch my paws. Yeah, I

9:04

guess so. Yeah, I mean, while we're here, you know,

9:07

it's going to be another month going back. You

9:09

only live nine times. Jesus

9:11

fucking Christ! Okay! I fucking get it

9:13

that you're cats! Get

9:17

used to it. So, Marvin Blond is

9:20

going to try to navigate down to

9:22

the planet's surface. Marvin, if you want

9:24

to look at the computers, you would

9:26

see that you have landed. Oh.

9:30

Don't even land into the planet! We're

9:32

going to hit rock! Careful!

9:35

I'm sorry. This is my problem. After

9:37

woe or after just confusion, I try to

9:39

turn myself completely into work. But

9:42

then sometimes I can work so hard that I avoid reality.

9:45

For this vacation, that's

9:47

it. Vacation. This will be a vacation.

9:49

This will be the one time I go on

9:51

a trip I'm trying not to plan an event.

9:53

I trust you all will hold me to my

9:55

vow right now. This will be Marvin Blond on

9:58

a weekend vacation. I love you! That and

10:00

I will be no one's pet. Today

10:03

I my own cat. I my own

10:05

pet. Yeah and I also won't

10:07

do my job. Although I I largely

10:09

don't do my just we're through Replicators

10:12

of the Cavalier. I don't have to

10:14

do by jobs and I'm in exceed

10:16

nasty with my job on Liberty Bell.

10:18

Boa to Statement of Identity will have

10:21

to be interrupted because I'm Marvin. You

10:23

really should have said the and on

10:25

the computers and ticket got another readings

10:27

because suddenly water begins to rush in

10:29

from the airlock. It seems that the

10:32

Queen is submerged in. Water

10:35

is rushing. In quickly of mothers his

10:37

had to steer the ship up up

10:39

up out of the water com Italy's

10:41

isn't. I'm

10:43

elizabeth smart as well as he a

10:45

question for me to quit the water

10:47

source again. How do

10:49

we three get out of this incredible

10:52

water their said we found ourselves in

10:54

right now I'm Marvin You run back

10:56

and forth across the controls. fairly anything

10:58

happen but alarms and sirens blaring This

11:01

ship the quail was not built to

11:03

be is on a submarine, isn't a

11:05

bow is a itself as a spaceship

11:07

is filtered, fly through space and then

11:10

land softly on a planet on a

11:12

grassy field and not encounter water. But

11:14

during country so much water right now

11:16

there's no chance you'll have to go.

11:19

Have ended ship and so I could we

11:22

have to high tail it's no pun intended

11:24

Out of this ship As soon as possible

11:26

I pull a laser out and I put

11:28

it the margins and as be Dad is

11:30

the last one that is the last forty

11:32

what I assumed that I will kill again.

11:35

Marvin certain does when his head against the

11:37

laser pushing his around as much as you

11:39

have a node and five sees dude he

11:41

was just kitten. I swear to God you

11:43

to I will do it and I soon

11:46

a hole in the ceiling of the wheel.

11:48

I would be asleep panel jostling. In

11:50

any way it opens up and

11:52

years ago the hair loss of

11:54

businesses a roof over my hardware.

11:58

software like of motors cycle rev up and I

12:00

fly out. Now hold on, hold

12:03

on. Liberty, in doing that, you would

12:05

almost surely face certain death. The water

12:07

pressure that would enter the room, if

12:09

you were to fly up into that,

12:11

that would like instantly even crush your

12:13

exoskeleton because it's so much force if

12:16

a vehicle is completely submerged. It's not

12:18

submerged though, it's not completely submerged. Sunlight

12:21

pours down as you shoot out into the

12:23

sky. It seems that the coil is in

12:25

the process of sinking, but it's not fully,

12:28

fully in the water yet. Oh

12:30

god, I thought I was really imagining something

12:32

very different as I fly out. And

12:34

the sunlight, because I'm a cockroach, I immediately go,

12:36

oh sunlight, and I try to scatter and get

12:39

away from it. More than blond, commander's after Liberty,

12:41

I'll be signature. And the

12:43

camera angles from above, from the

12:45

sunlight, to sort of like key

12:47

Liberty as he experiences

12:49

the sunlight and scatters. And

12:52

below Liberty, a massive cat

12:54

just explodes out of the

12:56

top of the ship. So

12:58

jumping and experiencing the joy of

13:01

sunlight. Chestershire, you realize that this

13:03

escape panel wasn't designed for, well,

13:06

Chestershire. It's too small. It's

13:08

the size of a humanoid, not like a 20 foot cat. You

13:12

can't get out that way. Oh, I can't? No, you're

13:14

gonna have to go out one of the main airlocks where

13:16

the water's rushing in. You're gonna have to, oh,

13:18

get wet. I hate it. Okay, so

13:20

Chestershire had tried to burst out, got one

13:23

pile, smashed her face, and

13:25

then realized can't get out.

13:27

So she turns towards the

13:29

airlock and praises herself

13:32

and explodes out of the airlock. Make

13:36

a laser's roll. I failed.

13:38

Chestershire, when you're in this situation, again,

13:40

this water pressure is so intense, you

13:43

can't just open the door from the

13:45

inside. This sucks. I suck.

13:48

Marvin and Liberty, you're out of the shuttlecraft.

13:50

But Chestershire is nowhere to be seen. What are

13:52

you gonna do? I take my chef's hat off

13:54

and I put it to my chest. We

13:57

just keep losing cats on this trip. No.

14:05

Can give up this cat if

14:07

like me a cat immigrants com

14:09

pop half. Open. And

14:12

a propeller shoots Oliver's and

14:14

sorts levitating in the entire

14:16

kitty cat into the air

14:18

and goes towards where it

14:20

looks like testify or is

14:22

sinking physically image of actually

14:24

Mickler movie that ruined his

14:27

career with fake for family

14:29

problems. With that isi ago

14:31

and side I follow. Antecessor

14:33

ceasing nervously in the

14:35

Tory Aclu disliking the

14:38

word with open. Arms

14:40

as if you're looking more and

14:42

more panic and cars are getting

14:44

wetter and letter up to move.

14:47

Or. Even a little higher, perhaps even up

14:49

to her belly. Now

14:51

see. To

14:53

Censor to sort of ramming around like

14:55

I owe a. Sign of. Look

14:58

down at the the quail as I

15:01

see a ranch. Trying

15:04

to knock it over modern hovers

15:06

directly above the citizen door and

15:09

then he stops hovering the helicopter

15:11

blades measly holes into his hat

15:13

and then of form of points

15:16

a that he then turned down

15:18

shooting straight into the water slick

15:21

a kingfisher seek and that points

15:23

asks rak straight into the has

15:25

a c whole. On the other side

15:28

a door of a good although. We're

15:34

pretty much with the key to his he

15:36

added like shrugged we do how well the

15:38

could be back to be vapor in our

15:40

acrobatically modern been twists opening the door from

15:42

the outside for he is all wet and

15:45

he hates it. Is

15:47

it open? So marvin. Because

15:49

you are using your hat and all

15:51

I can think of prepared who's is.

15:56

A failure marvin the doors

15:58

to open. and It

16:01

stops. The

16:03

power is failing inside the tail. There's

16:06

a tiny river of an opening that gets

16:08

your finger to cry. If only there was

16:10

something thinner, some metal object

16:12

you could use to pry the door open

16:14

with. I realize,

16:16

oh yes, there's something else that

16:18

can pry the door open. I look again at

16:20

my apron at the key that I do have.

16:23

I establish that at a risk. I look at

16:25

it and I go, what is this? I throw

16:27

it over my shoulder into the water and then

16:29

I look at my top right hand

16:31

which is a golden spatula. I fly down,

16:33

I push Marvin out of the way. I

16:35

say, Inspector Gadget Ass, get your head out

16:37

of here. I slam my spatula into the

16:39

door and I jostle it to try to

16:41

open the door. Liberty, you're

16:44

using your golden spatula. You

16:46

can roll three times for this on a laser

16:48

roll. Whoa. Oh,

16:50

this is like a credit card. Yeah. Is it? Yeah.

16:53

Amazing. Is that three separate attempts? Yeah.

16:57

Because I mean, you're not only using your spatula, but

16:59

you're also a pro at opening doors.

17:02

That you're not supposed to. Yeah.

17:05

The quail has actually specifically, there's a sign

17:07

on the outside of the quail. There's a

17:09

red circle with a line through it and

17:11

there's a cockroach on it. They've seen me

17:13

coming. The CSS Cavalier is hip to my

17:16

tricks. The first two attempts don't work. What

17:18

the fuck? If you would just try, it's

17:20

a little breaking and entering. Never heard anybody.

17:22

In fact, it could have saved the life.

17:24

And then on the third one, it not

17:26

only works, but I got my laser fuel. Oh,

17:29

Liberty, do you want to ask me a question? Can

17:31

we take that fine down? So no

17:33

Liberty Balboa time. Can we take those down?

17:36

You just did that. Liberty,

17:38

you've got multiple limbs. So while you're doing this with

17:40

the spatula, you can use one of your other hands

17:42

to rip that off. Okay, cool. I pull a Sharpie

17:44

out and I say no. And

17:47

I don't rip it off, but I draw muscles

17:49

on the cockroach. So I look stronger. And speaking

17:51

of muscles, as soon as that door

17:53

is unlocked, it's blast.

17:56

This Chester Shoe field.

18:00

it and just

18:03

launches herself out of that ship,

18:05

that sinking ship. Amazing. Yeah, I

18:07

skip across the surface of the

18:09

water like a stone. Nice. You

18:13

make it finally out of the

18:15

quail. As you

18:17

come up for air you finally sort of you all

18:19

sort of take stock of your surroundings and

18:22

you see that the quail you're in a very

18:24

large lake but you're actually not that far from

18:26

shore you're about 50 feet from shore. It's

18:28

a huge lake it seems like

18:31

a pretty barren world there are

18:33

high menacing alien canyons

18:35

surrounding this lake on three

18:37

sides and as Chestershire

18:39

you burst out the quail completely

18:42

fills with water now that this

18:44

door is open and you watch

18:46

it sort of sink below the surface

18:48

of the lake. Not

18:51

only is Chestershire going to gasp inward but

18:53

also blow air out of her air and

18:57

that air hole blows up into the air Marvin

19:00

blonde completely wet soaked to

19:02

the brim. Ah

19:05

he screams theatrically and as I watch

19:08

the quail sink down into the water

19:10

I realized that uh Dr. surgery's body

19:12

is on there and this is his

19:14

final resting place and I say of

19:17

all the souls I've ever known

19:19

his was one of

19:21

them. Hmm beautiful words from

19:23

a beautiful man. Thank

19:26

you. And Chestershire. Chestershire

19:29

swims towards shore wherever it's

19:31

closest. Marvin blonde propelling his

19:33

hat follows. Hey I just ride Chestershire.

19:35

Yeah you all make it to the

19:37

shore pretty easily. Oh thank God. We

19:40

see fast forwards as Chestershire and Marvin

19:42

dry themselves off they do a lot

19:44

of cat shakes they you know they

19:46

they are cranky we see them sort

19:48

of ranting and raving liberty is just

19:50

sort of like playing with his spatula

19:53

most of the time and not really paying attention

19:55

to them. In one of the shots like you

19:57

did the cameras like out over the water and

19:59

I in the foreground while they're shaking

20:01

off. I like backpedal by, like cockroaches

20:04

love water. Yeah,

20:06

he's in like a cool little swimsuit. Okay,

20:08

so we finally like, we're dry.

20:10

We're as dry as we're gonna get at this

20:13

moment. Is there any evidence

20:15

of like life? You

20:17

don't see any. Okay. And where

20:20

have we, we've landed near where? Like the

20:22

mountains, you know, the, like what, what part

20:24

of the land? So there are

20:26

canyons on three sides of this lake. Okay, good.

20:28

So it's gonna be a pretty steep climb and

20:31

the lake sort of empties out into

20:33

a river that sort of forms a

20:35

canyon that you can follow along the

20:37

banks of. That's really, you

20:40

know, unless you want to scale some serious

20:42

cliff walls, that seems like the only place

20:44

you could go. Yeah, Chester's

20:46

here is pretty pissed. She's gonna be voting for

20:48

the bank walk. Well, crew,

20:52

I said we walk along this bank until we

20:54

see where it leads. We can't fly back and

20:56

we can't go anywhere else unless I can carry

20:58

you all with my propeller hat. JK, that was

21:00

a joke. You'd all be too big for that.

21:02

Yeah. Okay, let's go. And I run

21:04

off up ahead. Hey, hey, let's go, let's go. And

21:06

as soon as the cockroach starts running, Chester's

21:09

here is like, and starts

21:12

chasing after. And so now we see a

21:14

reverse shot of Liberty in the foreground with

21:16

this massive cat that's like out of focus

21:19

chasing it. It's like Indiana Jones in like

21:21

a big like stone ball. A ball, yeah.

21:23

And he looks back and goes, and

21:26

it activates the spider twice. And I'm like,

21:29

and I'm scurrying as fast as I can.

21:31

Yeah, Chester's here is cute, both are

21:33

like massive. At Liberty's

21:35

feet is Marvin Blond, who is running

21:37

by his side, jumping at him and

21:39

fighting his leg, hoping

21:41

that if the historian somehow drops

21:44

food. That's what we eat cats. And

21:46

I try to take it Marvin, I'm running, my

21:48

arm swings are open. I pull my laser

21:50

out, I'm a Philadelphia. I go right from

21:52

a gun. And I aim it back at

21:54

this here. And I'm just firing warning keys.

21:57

As you're firing game shots, Marvin Blond is

21:59

falling into... towards the lasers, trying

22:01

to catch them. Yeah, I get a laser pointer gun. I

22:05

know, we both turn around and like

22:07

hit the spot where the lasers like hit the

22:10

ground or the canyon and I like press my

22:12

paws against it. I snap and I get a

22:14

good idea and there's like a wah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah- there's like

22:16

a wipe. And we cut

22:18

to like a minute later and I'm reclined

22:21

on top of Chester here with my laser

22:23

pointer out in front of her just sort

22:25

of leading her forward. She is sprinting. She's

22:27

loving it. She's gonna catch this any

22:29

second. She just needs one big push.

22:32

And Muffin Blonde is asleep on Liberty's

22:34

left. Too comfy to be moved. We

22:37

fade forward. You know, we do a fade

22:39

and we feed the sun, change position in

22:41

the sky. It's now like late

22:43

afternoon. Hours have passed. Chester

22:45

Shear, you're still following the laser pointer

22:47

but you're clearly tired. It's

22:50

hot out here. This water

22:53

is salty. So

22:55

you haven't been able to have anything to drink. None

22:58

of you took any supplies from the quail. And

23:01

you don't know where you are. You don't know

23:03

where you're going. Even

23:05

the motivation of the laser pointer, you're

23:07

starting to get a little concerned

23:09

about what you have to do to

23:11

survive out here. Okay, out of absolutely

23:14

nowhere, she's done playing and she stops

23:16

and starts licking her back

23:19

leg, which is straight up in

23:21

the air now. And

23:23

she's just done. That laser pointer didn't get

23:25

her anywhere. Oh, so is there anything immediately

23:27

around us, Joe? The

23:29

canyons have sort of receded

23:32

besides this little river. It

23:34

is kind of like a rocky barren plain. But

23:37

so since there's a city we could sort

23:39

of like increase our elevation without risking climbing

23:42

them out at this point. Yes.

23:45

Marvin starts hopping from rock to rock. Try to get a

23:47

better view of what it could be in the distance. There's

23:51

actually a very prominent rock that

23:54

could offer a pretty good view, Marvin. Marvin

23:56

goes for the prominent rock. Make a

23:59

feelings rock. Roll. Failure.

24:03

Marvin, as you climb that rock, you

24:05

have no sense of foreboding. You're

24:07

just getting a look. Nothing to worry

24:09

about. And as soon as

24:11

you reach the top of that rock to

24:13

get an idea of what's around you, a

24:16

net falls over you. Huh?

24:19

A horn in the distance blares.

24:24

And suddenly, Chestershire and Liberty, you

24:26

hear the sound of horses charging.

24:29

Oh no! What the? I

24:31

go to fire my lasers. When it's out,

24:33

the battery is drained from all

24:35

of the spurring Chestershire on. It's

24:37

like, I'm through, it towers down, and

24:39

fuck! And then I go, I reach for my knife, and

24:42

I pull that out, and the battery is also dead on

24:45

the knife, and the knife just like droops over the stove.

24:47

Marvin activates the scissors that are

24:50

inside of his top hat, but

24:52

it's gotten too wet. There's a

24:54

clinking clank, and the gears grind

24:57

to a stop, and the hat falls

24:59

over, broken. He

25:01

is now hatless for the first time

25:03

in this series. And Chestershire,

25:06

like Wolverine, extends her claws

25:08

ready for a fight. And

25:10

then, but you zoom in on the claws

25:12

and realize they all have little protective plastic

25:14

paddings on them because somebody on

25:17

the ship had a baby recently,

25:19

and so they requested that Chestershire

25:21

cover her claws. Oh no!

25:24

Oh god, new parents! The ultimate

25:26

villain! I agree!

25:29

Liberty and Chestershire, I need you both

25:32

to make laser rolls. You got it.

25:34

Y'all can try. Oh, I failed! I

25:36

got my laser feeling! Chestershire,

25:39

do you want to ask me a question? Yes.

25:42

Is there a way to quickly

25:44

escape from this scenario? Chestershire,

25:47

you scanned the area. It

25:49

is a pretty barren wasteland.

25:52

You look and you see several large

25:54

rocks, like the outcropping that Marvin tried

25:56

to climb, and they're all just a

25:59

little bit different. The small breed I

26:01

agree. I try to find out that

26:03

you do and your flight is like

26:05

he really sticking out and details just

26:07

like with say in the air sort

26:10

of waving back and forth high of

26:12

other day one of the roxy seem

26:14

like a big Trader Joe's magazine and

26:16

you're like beauty your body fill out

26:18

some isn't stay here from around that

26:20

outcropping whoop Marvin has netted me hear

26:23

the sound of. The

26:30

already married Mirka Now the good of.

26:35

To sell that losers. Oh I

26:37

see Liberty. Ah you get net

26:39

it. And I

26:41

opened my hard wings. I try to close

26:43

down scissors on it because I feel that

26:45

it is not just get tangled up a

26:48

meal out. the i hate how they feel

26:50

out a guy who's gonna hit it so

26:52

much. The figures speak amongst each other, There

26:56

was a third. Where did she

26:58

go? I don't know super be

27:00

anywhere. Was hook fair

27:02

that March, but. To

27:05

serious things are talking with someone

27:08

of your netted oh ah I

27:10

see. Who they

27:12

have enough I think or wasn't like know how they

27:14

have been had they have the an idea alley they

27:16

haven't at the very nice the and their six of

27:19

them to like between them. You know they all had

27:21

like big Nats. They have like three bigness between them.

27:23

yeah elevated. three big matches between them. Earlier.

27:26

Joe showed us a picture of the Nats and

27:28

they were. It's incredibly big. As

27:30

your own netted the these figures they

27:32

stab you each with a said it

27:34

is your rendered unconscious and then we

27:37

see in a montage as you're all

27:39

like tied up to a big poll.

27:41

You know you're like your limbs are

27:44

tied up to a big coal and

27:46

they still on horseback carry you on

27:48

a long journey. We see nightfall in

27:50

the Horses Still Travel with Liberty Marvin.

27:53

And. Chester sheer higher than

27:55

the rest being carried to

27:57

parts unknown. The moon.

28:00

Rise in the moon. Fall the sun

28:02

rises, it's a new day. And finally.

28:05

We see these horseback figures approaching some

28:07

kind of settlement. We. Say

28:09

now into what can only be described as.

28:12

A prison. Your

28:14

each in cages. You

28:17

here. As you're sort of rouse awake,

28:19

you hear voices talking amongst themselves. Well.

28:23

though the little one looks familiar enough,

28:25

like one of the. You

28:27

know, one of the wilds, but

28:29

I've never seen this giant one.

28:31

This is unlike anything we've ever

28:33

encountered. Yeah, and then the a

28:35

cockroach. Well, That's giant

28:38

to perhaps they've both trap

28:40

the third as their policing.

28:42

Or. She could be some kind of ah,

28:44

you know he could be a baby. He could

28:47

be the baby of the big one. Guess

28:49

I'd consider that possibility, but dell we

28:51

just don't know. If. Only

28:54

there was some way we could communicate with

28:56

them. Weekends. Literally hear

28:58

everything you're saying. Did.

29:00

You Hear that? Oh. It sounded

29:02

like a voice coming from

29:05

the cages. but that's him.

29:07

Pop, pop, Marvin. As you

29:09

open your eyes, you see

29:12

standing before you to figures

29:14

in lab coats. Scientists surely.

29:16

But they're not humans. They're

29:19

not room does? They're not

29:21

correct. Scions? They're not Martians.

29:24

They're standing on two legs.

29:26

But they look distinctly cat

29:28

like me. How One calico

29:31

wireless tabby. just like

29:33

you marvin they have long years and

29:35

flowing whispers one of them has clearly

29:37

like you know has sort of sessions

29:39

the their whispers into sort of of

29:42

onto a moustache and were spectacles the

29:44

other that the calico cats seem is

29:46

feminine and is wearing glasses are we

29:48

all awake or this only margin seen

29:50

as morons the first one that's a

29:53

week enough to speak but just as

29:55

year and liberty you're probably coming to

29:57

as well those services are probably wearing

29:59

army Ilgato con Humano?

30:02

You're... cats, but human.

30:06

What are you? Me?

30:08

I'm Marvin Blond. I'm

30:11

a cat and I'm on vacation.

30:14

Neon? Marvin, who are you

30:16

talking to? Oh my

30:18

god. The penguin speaks as well! This

30:20

is impossible! Cat people? And I wake

30:22

up as well, and

30:24

I stretch and we see them from

30:27

liberties, which we've never seen before, and

30:29

Philadelphia's vision. It's like the

30:31

way a predator sees things. It's like he's

30:33

scanning to see like, can I fuck this?

30:35

Can I smoke this? Can I set this

30:37

on fire? And they all come back. There's

30:41

some question marks there, but for the most part...

30:45

He rubs his eyes. Cat... people?

30:48

Is this some kind of joke?

30:50

Are we on some kind of prank show? No, I

30:52

hate those shows and we never sign up for one.

30:55

Are these animatronics? What? Whoa,

30:58

whoa! Cat people who

31:00

know about prank shows and animatronics?

31:03

What the hell is going on here?

31:05

And I try to stand, but my cage is too small. You're

31:08

telling me, buddy. Chester Share's like poofed

31:10

out of the side of a too small

31:13

cage. What's going on? Where are

31:15

we? Who are you? You're

31:17

here in our animal hospital. You think

31:19

we're animals? Yes, you're the animals to

31:21

us. We're veterinarians who deal

31:23

with animals like you, but... He's

31:26

never met an animal that could talk. I

31:28

already went to the vet this year. I

31:31

have my vaccines updated. And I rattle the

31:33

cage and say, Hey, let me

31:35

out of here, buddy. Nobody calls Liberty Balboa

31:37

an animal unless it's part of a sexual

31:39

roleplay thing. Me,

31:42

yeah. And I don't mean to call. Liberty,

31:45

make a feelings roll. I

31:47

got a success. Liberty, these

31:49

cages are built for smaller

31:52

creatures. They're not so strong.

31:55

They're not dealing usually with Philadelphia

31:57

strength. You burst open the

31:59

cage. That's how

32:01

you do it. And

32:04

I just imagine that the Phillies won the World

32:06

Series and I feel all that strength coursing through

32:08

me and I destroy my cage and I walk

32:10

over to the cats and I put my spatula

32:13

right in their face and I say, what's

32:15

the big idea, buddy? Nobody puts

32:17

Liberty Balboa in a cage except the cops.

32:21

What is the meaning of this? And an

32:23

older gray cat bursts in the room,

32:26

flanked by two cat man guards.

32:29

They've both got big rifles and they

32:31

train them at you. What the fuck is all

32:34

cats? Why is it all cats? Why

32:36

is everyone's cats? You know what though?

32:38

No puns though. I haven't seen anything

32:40

like this in all my nine lives.

32:42

God fucking damn it. And

32:44

I don't know what to do. I'm

32:47

gonna slam my spatula into the keyhole.

32:49

I'm trying to fuck with the key

32:51

of Chester Shear's cage to let Chester

32:53

Shear out. The cat guards with

32:55

the rifles begin firing at you. Sure.

32:58

Make a laser roll the dodge. Yeah, I know that makes sense,

33:01

of course. Oh, I got

33:03

my laser feelings. Jesus. Liberty,

33:07

you got a laser feelings. Do you have a

33:09

question for me? Is it possible to put my

33:11

spatula up and just like mirror it and shoot

33:13

it directly back at them? You're

33:15

gonna try. Cool. Yeah, you're right.

33:18

I put my spatula up to try to

33:20

deflect the laser and shoot it right back.

33:23

Liberty, this shouldn't work. There's no reason this

33:25

should work. You have to like perfectly match

33:27

the angle with the trajectory of the blast.

33:29

It's an impossible trick.

33:32

But baby, you live on impossible

33:34

tricks. Hehe, never tell me the odds. I

33:36

bet they're one and sick. And

33:39

I put my spatula up and it perfectly

33:41

bounces the laser back at one of the

33:43

goons. The goon is shot and

33:45

he falls back stunned. Yeah, that's right.

33:48

And there's more of that where that came

33:50

from. Now let me let my friend out

33:52

of this cage or suffer the consequences and

33:54

I wave the spatula at them hoping that

33:56

they'll think I'm some sort of god. Duh,

33:58

what is this? of some sort of god?

34:01

Yeah, fuck yeah, it worked! Yes,

34:03

that's right! I'm Liberty

34:06

Balboa. I'm from Philadelphia, which

34:08

is what we call heaven in heaven.

34:10

And I slam the spatula into the

34:12

thing. Now let me let my comrade

34:14

out of this cage, and because I

34:16

am a fair god, you may keep

34:18

the other one. And

34:21

as soon as the

34:23

spatula unlashes Chester Shear's

34:25

cage, once again, basically

34:27

the wiring on the front

34:29

of the cage just blows

34:32

off into Liberty. And

34:35

Chester Shear emerges wriggling

34:37

out of the cage, and pissy.

34:40

And exactly where Chester Shear

34:42

steps, she finds Marvin Blondes,

34:44

who is able to walk through the bars of

34:46

the cage. No Marvin. Huh?

34:51

These cages are built for creatures your

34:53

size. Oh. Uh, fuck.

34:55

Then, okay. Uh huh. Well

34:58

Chester Shear, with her plastic

35:01

covered claws still extended, just

35:03

like grips onto the front

35:06

of Marvin's cage and rips the door

35:08

off. Like a big monster. Make

35:10

a laser's roll. I

35:13

failed! This cage was built for

35:15

him. You can't rip this one

35:17

off. It's like you go to

35:19

pull the door off of it and you just throw the

35:21

whole cage. Okay. Yeah.

35:24

The female veterinarian throws herself between

35:26

Chester Shear and the remaining guard

35:28

who still has a big rifle.

35:30

Stop! Everyone stop, please!

35:34

Why would we stop? You captured us.

35:37

I don't... No one needs to be hurt

35:39

any longer. We just... We didn't understand. We

35:41

didn't know. We've never seen anything like you

35:43

before. And please, please,

35:46

Dr. Francis, don't

35:48

harm them. Who knows what they could

35:51

be? They could be the next

35:53

step in evolution or some kind of

35:55

missing link. Puppycock! They

36:01

are dangerous, and it would be best if

36:03

they were exterminated swiftly. I'd like

36:05

to see you try. Liberty's trying

36:07

to assess the situation really quickly. He's like,

36:09

okay, it seems like society of cat people,

36:12

not all cats agree on the same things.

36:14

It's not a monolithic society. Okay,

36:17

it looks like there's liberals here. That's

36:19

interesting. Okay, what are we gonna

36:21

do? What am I gonna do? And there's like a- I

36:23

still work within the system. Oh, sure, yeah, no, I'm

36:26

sure you're really gonna change things, sweetheart.

36:28

And there's like equations swirling

36:30

around my head of like, how do I

36:32

take advantage of this situation? Joe, I'm trying

36:34

to figure out a way to just

36:37

get out of here soon, Paul. There's

36:39

like a big open window. I look at the

36:41

window, I look at- The room is like- the

36:43

room is sort of- it looks like this is

36:45

an animal hospital that has been carved into like

36:47

a cave wall. You know, it's like carved into

36:49

a cave. The walls are

36:52

stone, everything's stone, and there's like

36:54

a big open- just a big open hole

36:56

in the ceiling, sort of a skylight. Yeah,

36:58

I'm looking all around and looking at them,

37:00

there's equations circling around my head, and then

37:02

I sort of like wipe them away, I

37:04

go fucking floaters, I should stop rubbing my

37:07

eyes all the time, and I just open my

37:09

wings and I try to fly out of that

37:11

window. You fly. You do it. I

37:14

do it. And what you see when you

37:16

escape through that window? I don't have

37:18

to wait for after the break, baby. No! Liberty,

37:33

as you soar into the air, you

37:35

find yourself in a large city, sort

37:38

of built into canyon walls, rising

37:40

up and around you. You see

37:43

many signs in and

37:45

around this city that clearly indicate

37:47

you're in a place called Paw-Lanta.

37:49

Paw-Lanta? No! And I fall! I'm

37:51

just like taking in all of

37:53

this, I like fall to the

37:56

ground, I spiral

37:58

down- Boooooo down! of

38:00

the ground and I land on my knees

38:02

and I look up and despair and go,

38:04

oh how could they? No, this is terrible!

38:06

A city of cats? Yeah, you

38:09

see, well a lot of structures have

38:11

been built in these cave walls. There

38:13

are lots of little tunnels and you

38:15

can see shapes scurrying

38:17

between the buildings. You can see

38:19

they're purely like humanoid figures like

38:21

scurrying in these little elevated tunnels

38:23

all around you. There's also lots

38:25

of like perches and little

38:28

cubby holes where like people are hanging

38:30

out sipping a coffee reading a

38:32

book and I look to my left

38:34

I see cat people I look to my right I see

38:36

cat people you keep seeing the shots of my face in

38:38

horror and anguish I go no say it

38:40

ain't so say it ain't so!

38:42

There's a voice behind you it says

38:45

you there fuck man fuck

38:48

you who come with me if you want to rule

38:50

I do and I follow the

38:52

voice you see it's that calico

38:56

veterinarian from the animal hospital she's hurrying

38:58

you along down to dark alley oh

39:01

hello quickly there isn't much time yeah

39:03

no that's okay I only take like

39:05

three four minutes really not six oh

39:09

okay fine we can save my life and I

39:12

sort of I put my hands in my pockets

39:14

I go and I'm sort of dragging my feet

39:16

she throws a cloak over you and

39:19

you follow her through twisted

39:21

turning alleyways passing by lots

39:23

of cat people going to

39:25

and fro doing their little

39:28

feline activities you reminded

39:30

a little of doctor surgery seeing so

39:32

many cat people walking on two legs

39:34

but there is a key difference these

39:36

cat people have recognizable

39:39

mouths oh it's horrible

39:41

I had gotten a little used to

39:43

doctor surgery and his strange censored mouth

39:45

but this this is a

39:48

bridge too far quiet quiet danger

39:50

lurks everywhere finally she

39:53

ushers you into a building into a

39:55

home we can hide out from all them

39:57

cats here we'll know I'm a cat Hey,

40:00

well, you know, well, you know, it's a

40:02

little d- Well, no, actually what I said

40:04

was f- And so are they! And as

40:06

she takes the cloak off, you see that

40:08

you're not alone, for Marvin Blond and Chester

40:10

Shear are there too. Well?

40:13

Chester Shear, the little one! Yes, in

40:16

the chaos of your fleeing the hospital,

40:18

I was able to escape and

40:20

take your friends along too. So

40:22

you're welcome. Well, no, I wasn't in

40:24

danger at all. It

40:26

was- I was just helping you. Oh. So...

40:30

And I- I look for the words for

40:32

thank you, and a big- a Philadelphia dictionary

40:34

appears in my head, and it opens up

40:36

to the page where thank you should be,

40:38

and instead you just see, uh, That sucks!

40:40

There's no- like, they just- the word thank

40:42

you just like doesn't appear, and the book

40:44

closes and I go, Oh well. Okay,

40:47

well. Ha ha ha ha ha! You

40:50

have to understand something about this place. I

40:52

don't know where you've come from, another

40:54

side of the planet, another continent,

40:56

perhaps. Some sort

40:58

of remote culture, but here,

41:02

nothing like any of you has ever been seen.

41:05

Well, that can talk. There

41:07

are creatures, like your

41:09

little friend, out in the wild,

41:11

but they are an unruly

41:13

and hated lot. We- we hunt them

41:15

down. They're almost impossible to herd, but

41:17

still, we try to keep them away

41:19

because they are feral and dangerous. That's

41:22

smart. And they certainly can't talk. Uh,

41:24

it's terrible. Once they start talking, they

41:26

start planning your events. Don't let them.

41:28

Don't let them talk, I tell you,

41:30

buddy. Tell me, do you

41:32

have names? My name

41:34

is Princea. Ha

41:36

ha ha ha! Princea. And your

41:38

name? And she turns to Marvin

41:41

Blonde. And Marvin, you

41:44

sort of notice for the first time this

41:46

helpful catwoman. She's rather

41:48

striking. My name? Well, it's

41:50

um... M- Marvin.

41:53

Marvin Blonde. And I very much

41:55

appreciate all the help you've given us. And

41:58

your liberal perspective. contrast to

42:00

your co-workers. What can

42:02

I say? I guess I was always part of the

42:05

resistance. And you, and

42:07

she turns to the large one. Who,

42:10

me? I'm Chester Share. Fascinating.

42:12

And you. I'm

42:15

Liberty Balboa. I'm from

42:17

Philadelphia. How did you

42:19

all come to be here? How

42:22

did you all come to know

42:24

each other? Did one of you capture the

42:26

others? No. You see,

42:29

we are all members of a great ship. A

42:31

ship that flies around space. Space is what

42:33

it is about this planet. No, no. I'm

42:35

sorry, no. You can't. What? Good

42:38

try, but you can't fly through

42:41

space. It's so far away. Well,

42:43

you believe that your civilization is superior to the

42:46

one that my people came from.

42:48

Let me tell you that you got that

42:50

wrong. Because where we

42:52

come from, all matters

42:54

of creatures cohabitate amorously

42:57

and professionally together in a ship.

42:59

Well, that feels like there's inherent

43:01

conflicts of interest. There are. But

43:04

we are able to work through

43:06

those conflicts through events. Well,

43:08

sometimes. Sometimes we do. Sometimes

43:10

we work through the conflicts.

43:13

Other times, there's war. There

43:15

is war in our world. And we're, you know, the

43:18

Chorexians, you know? We're at, like,

43:20

we got enemies. I think

43:22

she's got a point. There is, like, actual

43:24

conflict that occurs all the time. Look at me.

43:26

I'm a Philadelphian. I hate everybody. That's true,

43:28

but you are able to make do on our

43:31

ship with all types of creatures, both professionally

43:33

and amorously. I guess that's true. I do

43:35

lay pipe all the time. Go me. What

43:39

we're saying is that in this world, you

43:41

have sections off many different types of creatures

43:43

and called some good and some bad. But

43:45

where we're from, space, there

43:47

is no such division. And this

43:50

space you speak of, it's all

43:52

of that? She points to the

43:55

sky. Well, no, that's daytime. That's different

43:57

stuff. At nighttime, that's space.

44:00

You know when it's dark and it looks

44:02

like there's a million little cat buttholes in

44:04

the sky? Yes, yes,

44:07

the tapestry of buttholes. We know it well. Yes.

44:12

That's the butts of all our ancestors. They're

44:15

actually stars. They're

44:17

great burning balls of gas.

44:20

No, I believe they're the butts of our

44:22

fallen ancestors. It

44:24

can be both. It can be both.

44:26

They're the gassy butts of your ancestors.

44:29

And I'm, we're all from, you know, the sun,

44:31

the daytime one, the big star. Look at it

44:34

right now. Ow, ow, ow, stop. Okay, but you

44:36

know, like that one? Of course. Now

44:38

imagine it was further away and then it's

44:40

nighttime and that's a little star. We're from

44:42

a planet, we're from different planets, really, that

44:44

all orbit those. I want to

44:46

understand and I want to help you, but you

44:49

have to know that these

44:51

ideas, they would be

44:53

considered very dangerous. Dr.

44:55

Francis, who tried to kill you

44:58

back at the animal hospital, he's

45:00

a powerful scientist. He oversees the

45:02

Palenta Science Council and

45:04

he will find your ideas heretical. He would

45:06

have you exterminated if his knowledge of you

45:08

was to get out. Four

45:11

leggers talking? It's impossible. The word exterminated

45:13

like lights me up. I go, no,

45:15

that's a, that's a, we really hate

45:17

the cockroaches hate that one. Absolutely

45:20

not. No extermination is going to happen here. We just

45:22

get us off your planet and then we'll be out

45:25

of your hair. You don't have to worry about us

45:27

again. Yeah, just let us go. We just need to

45:29

get out of here. We were only supposed to come here

45:31

for a vacation with

45:33

our friend who died. Yeah, now I know

45:35

you guys don't know about space and stuff, but you must

45:37

have a spaceship lying around. We don't

45:40

have that, no. Do you, you must

45:42

have access to your, your, what did

45:44

you call it? Spaceship? Spaceship.

45:47

Yes, our spaceship. It's

45:49

emergent in the water. Never

45:52

to be fun again, presumably. To

45:54

understand how convenient that would sound to

45:56

a skeptic like Dr. Fences. It's

46:00

the truth! I want to believe you. And Marvin,

46:04

Princea walks over and she picks you

46:06

up. Ooh. She supports the

46:08

butt. And she

46:10

holds you to her face. I want to believe

46:12

all of you. A four-legger talking? This

46:15

could have profound implications for our

46:17

biology, our history, our evolution,

46:19

but there

46:22

are forces that would

46:24

want to destroy you. Baby. And

46:26

we certainly don't have whatever technology, and she lets you down,

46:29

would allow you to travel the stars? Is that what

46:31

you call them? It's simple. I can't figure this one

46:33

all out. This is easy. All we gotta do is to...

46:35

what's his name? Dr.

46:38

Francis? Yes. Dr.

46:40

Francis? We just gotta

46:42

bring Dr. Francis to the water and bring him

46:44

in the water and show him our ship and

46:47

then he'll know that our story is real. It

46:49

should be easy to get a cat to go

46:51

in the water. Oh, Liberty, come on! It's our

46:53

first law. Cats 101. I

46:56

don't know the laws of cats. Did you see

46:59

how we reacted? You were just with us. I

47:02

don't get... So you don't go in the water? I'll go in.

47:04

No, Liberty's right, Prinsa. For

47:07

you to understand that there is a world beyond

47:09

your biologies where

47:11

pure reason, science, and

47:14

amorous connections can occur between all

47:16

likely types of species, you

47:18

must trust us to enter the water

47:21

to see the ship. And

47:23

believe me, it is technology that we are happy to share with

47:25

you and your people. And don't be

47:27

worried, just because it's called a spaceship

47:30

doesn't mean that you'll get neutered.

47:32

What? Yeah, what? Space?

47:36

Oh. That's a fucking... I'm sorry, that

47:38

was a sweaty one. That's a sweaty part. The lamb or

47:40

stretch? The lamb or stretch? The sheer that is a... No,

47:44

I mean, they were stretches before, but that's

47:46

like... Yeah. That would break a

47:48

stretch Armstrong. I thought it was pretty good. Spaceship?

47:51

Jesus Christ. I'm

47:53

looking for like an eject button on this planet, just

47:55

like how do I get out of here? Wait, no,

47:58

now that I get it, I disagree. It's good. The

48:02

classic verdict on any joke. Now that I

48:04

get it, it's good. Whatever

48:07

comedian wants to hear. I can thank

48:10

him. Sounds great. Princess, do you have

48:12

any giant magnets? Magnets which can

48:14

pull the spaceship from the water. Marvin,

48:16

that's an incredible idea. You're

48:19

so wise. But in

48:21

a scientific instrument like that, why it would

48:24

be in the possession of Dr. Francis? Then

48:26

let's talk to Dr. Francis. I'm not scared of

48:28

him. I'm not scared of anyone. This is the

48:30

first time I've used my energy to not plan

48:33

an event in years and I'm ready to get

48:35

crazy, baby. And that's right. I

48:37

called you baby. Because I think

48:39

you're something special. If it's a little

48:41

too much to say. Everyone else is making the face as if

48:44

I've done something horrid. Marvin, make a

48:46

feelings roll. Yeah, for me. This is if you

48:48

want me. Yeah, how do we feel? That's

48:50

a failure. Yeah. No shit.

48:53

Could've told you that. Okay,

48:55

okay, okay. Skip

48:58

was a stretch, but this also a little bit of a

49:00

stretch. Dr. Francis' lab is on

49:02

the other side of the city. We'll have

49:04

to get there without arousing any

49:07

suspicion. Tell me, Marvin, Chester

49:09

Shear, have you ever tried

49:11

to walk as I do?

49:13

How big is this cave? It's

49:16

probably like a 10 foot ceiling. Okay,

49:19

so Chester Shear's then already touching the

49:21

ceiling? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

49:23

So Chester Shear tries. Can I

49:25

roll? Yeah. I'm gonna roll

49:27

for the rock slide. Roll for

49:29

everyone does. This is a laser's roll.

49:32

Okay, I failed. Damn. I

49:34

hit my head. Meowch. Well,

49:37

imagine you were outside. Could you

49:39

do it? I could try. And Marvin,

49:42

could you try? I can try anything. Once

49:46

for you. Marvin

49:48

doesn't even need to roll. He

49:52

arches himself up on his

49:54

hind legs. His front paws

49:56

wave around a little bit, but

49:58

then he's able to find... equilibrium.

50:01

He steps one, two,

50:04

three. Wait a minute, he's done this

50:06

before, when he presents at the gala

50:08

that he organizes. Of

50:12

course. I've seen Marvin do this

50:14

before. I bet I could do it too.

50:16

But wait, what about me? I'm

50:19

not a cat. I can walk on two

50:21

legs, but I'll never pass. We'll have to

50:23

do the cloak thing again, for you. Oh,

50:25

the thing that already worked, Okay,

50:28

I think we can try this. Should we go

50:30

for it? Let's do it. Let's move across the

50:32

city of Ketsu, or as

50:35

cat people do. Nice. Thanks.

50:38

Or should I say, mice? Standing

50:41

ovation. Should

50:46

we leave a couple seconds in there

50:48

for people to laugh it off? I think we're

50:50

okay. I can, I can do that.

50:52

And Ali, I can do that in post scratching post.

50:55

Hey, laugh it off, buddy.

50:58

You'll live. Bring your ankles. Laugh

51:00

it off. Yeah. Scratching post. What?

51:03

Heard it the first time. Me,

51:08

Branson, I love what's happening here, but Liberty made

51:10

the decision early on to hate it. And it's

51:12

really, it's really fucking got me

51:14

in a spot. Prince

51:17

opens a dresser and pulls

51:20

out like an oversized

51:22

jersey and hands it to Chester

51:24

Shear. Oh, nice. We'll pretend you're

51:26

a professional athlete that will explain

51:28

your large size. Perfect.

51:32

Meow Ming. I'm

51:36

sorry. Oh, everyone else can do it. But when

51:38

I say Meow Ming, it's silent. No,

51:40

you're learning. I didn't hear you say Meow. Oh, yeah. Meow

51:42

Ming. Oh, it's pretty good, nice.

51:49

Nice. It was stretch.

51:51

I don't know. No, it

51:53

wasn't. No, it absolutely wasn't. And

51:57

Marvin, I know this is tough for a man like

51:59

you, but You'll have to pretend to be

52:01

a child. Okay. Gladly.

52:04

I'll do what it takes. I always do. She

52:07

pulls out like a little t-shirt and

52:10

little shorts and hands them to you.

52:12

Hee hee. Cute. This

52:15

is so cute. You got a little propeller beanie and a

52:17

big lollipop. You make your way through

52:19

the streets of Paulanta. Sure

52:21

there are stairs. You're a weird foursome, but

52:23

you're going okay. You make it into a

52:25

main square in the center

52:28

of Paulanta, and I need everyone to make a feelings

52:30

roll. I succeed. I

52:32

succeed. Failure. A

52:35

large avuncular tabby cat

52:38

sees Marvin and says, Ho ho

52:40

ho, a schoolboy! I remember when

52:42

I was your age. Tell me

52:44

boy, what are the three- The

52:46

funniest thing anyone has

52:48

ever said to a child.

52:54

Testing that's more than

52:57

like- I can't be

52:59

fucking a man! Seeing

53:03

a kid in Times Square! Now

53:05

I have a quiz for you. He's

53:13

a very round cat. He's an extremely round

53:16

cat, and he has a big whisker mustache,

53:18

and he says, Ho ho! I

53:20

would like to give you a chocolate, little

53:22

boy, but first you must answer a question

53:24

for me. What

53:27

are the three rules of cat

53:29

law? Please do not quiz

53:31

me. I am a bad student, and every

53:33

day I get chastised for not knowing the

53:36

answer, and today, by one day outside of

53:38

school, which I admit, I called in sick.

53:40

I put a hand on his shoulder, I

53:42

say, Oh, don't listen to him. He's

53:44

shy. He knows the answer. Go ahead.

53:47

Tell him, son. Liberty, sorry, you put a

53:49

hand on his shoulder? Uh,

53:51

yeah, I already said it. That's

53:56

a cat hand you put on his shoulder, right?

53:58

Oh, no, dude, it's a best- scenario

54:01

golden spatula

54:03

roll a six sided die to see and

54:06

if you get a six it's the spatula okay

54:08

great yeah I like that I

54:11

got a one my foot yeah it's

54:14

a it's a big roach hand that

54:16

comes out yeah oh

54:22

what is this this is not delicious at

54:25

all oh and he rips the cloak off

54:27

you people

54:29

scream there's calamity in the square

54:32

no no no I'm from Philadelphia

54:34

is there a basketball monster

54:36

it's a monster Chester

54:39

sure make a feelings roll to see if there's

54:41

a basketball okay I failed there's

54:43

no basketball Chester sure they don't even

54:45

play basketball here they play other cat

54:47

sports I think

54:49

quickly and I try to blow off his back like

54:52

I was once a cat I

54:54

was like you but

54:57

I told a lie to

54:59

a priest Martin Blahn does what

55:01

they do he stands up it and goes

55:03

yes yes this is a new toy a

55:05

new toy we got specifically for all of

55:07

you to enjoy what do you think what

55:09

do you think of the toy that we

55:11

bought for you to enjoy yes it's animatronic

55:13

feelings roll Tim and so the thing here

55:15

is that when you get a cat new

55:17

toy sometimes they hate it yeah enough than

55:19

they just go away this

55:23

is a big success oh well

55:27

I love spoiling children but with that

55:30

big toy like this you are a

55:32

very spoiled little boy yes but

55:36

we just need to go put batteries in it

55:38

so we'll be right back yeah

55:41

thinking quickly I pretend to power

55:43

down be there's the square

55:45

columns everyone says oh it's a toy it's

55:48

a large toy that toy I don't want

55:50

that now that's the way that

55:53

needs battery I don't want the toy my

55:55

whining daughter see that these days Having

56:01

heard the toy justification, the

56:04

cat in Paulanta Square immediately becomes

56:06

disinterested. They

56:09

see a bag, there's like a bag nearby and

56:11

they all like scurry away. Okay, you're free to

56:13

keep moving. I put the clothes back on. Liberty,

56:16

I know you have the best of intentions, but in the future,

56:18

please. Oh no I didn't, I was fucking with you.

56:21

Oh, I strange friends. Here I am,

56:24

catching straight. Okay,

56:26

okay, it's beginning to wear down on

56:28

me, you know? Ah, you might

56:31

say this is your art. I appreciate, I

56:33

was gonna figure it out on my own,

56:35

but you, it's shepherd be through. So

56:38

it's wary down on me, like that canyon that

56:41

we walked in. That was once just broke. And

56:44

then the wooder turned it into

56:46

a canyon and I'm, I'm, we cut. Turning

56:49

into a canyon myself. Sorry about that long

56:51

break I took in the middle of my

56:53

sentence. You really do need

56:55

batteries. Say where are we now? Catarys.

56:57

Yay! Arc

57:02

over. You're in the science lab of

57:04

Dr. Francis, it's empty. There's lots of

57:07

beakers, there's lots of chalkboards

57:09

with big equations, sketched

57:11

out as like a feline Vitruvian

57:14

man. He

57:16

was the first to crack it. But

57:19

like a human male penis, right?

57:24

Yeah, Joe, what's the way we all turn

57:26

and look? Right? Ally, thank you.

57:28

And the answer is yes. Okay, I

57:30

know. You know barbs. We

57:34

all know cat penises are barbs. This is a

57:36

human penis. We see, we see

57:39

sort of like a divisci-esque like

57:41

flying machine in pieces. You

57:44

can tell that this civilization is not, you

57:46

know, is not nearly advanced as

57:49

the space-faring world

57:51

of the CSS Cavalier. You know,

57:53

there's no computers. Maybe this is

57:56

why you wonder. Dr. Surgery didn't

57:58

tell you where you were going. All

58:00

computers, no spaceships, not a

58:02

single luxury. Like Robinson

58:05

Caruso, it's as primitive as

58:07

can be. Well, it's better than that, but you

58:09

know, yeah. Thank you, Joe. I saw two blazed

58:11

stairs looking at me. I appreciate it. And

58:14

in the corner of the room, like a

58:17

giant penny, as the backdrop in a

58:19

back cave, there's a big magnet. A

58:21

magnet? This is exactly what we need to pull

58:24

up our ship so we can fix it and

58:26

go on home. Perfect. But please, we have to

58:28

be careful. We're not supposed to be here, Marvin.

58:30

This is so dangerous. Yeah, it

58:32

is, isn't it? I don't know if in the strange

58:34

places you come from, you all live

58:37

this dangerously, but I'm just

58:39

a simple woman of science. You've

58:41

really brought a lot of excitement into

58:43

my life. Oh, no. Oh, wait

58:45

a second. And my gold spatula begins to

58:47

shake. I'm gonna go fit son of a

58:50

bitch. He said it was pure gold. He was an alloy. And

58:52

I'm pulled towards the magnet by my

58:54

spatula. Liberty. And when

58:56

you do, there's, you know, you

58:58

knock over a bunch of stuff

59:00

in your way. You knock over

59:02

papers and beakers and glass crashing and

59:05

a loud clang when your spatula

59:07

hits the magnet. Oh,

59:09

brother. Joe, is this magnet, does it

59:11

look like something that Chester Shire could

59:13

potentially like put around her neck

59:15

and then walk out with?

59:18

Or is it even bigger than she could

59:20

possibly carry? You could carry it with some

59:22

effort. Like you could like sling it on

59:24

your back and you could like tie it

59:26

to a rope. Yeah. And like

59:28

have like a harness that you drag it with, but

59:31

it's pretty big. I knew you'd

59:33

end up here. Oh,

59:36

no. And you see

59:38

silhouetted in a doorway what

59:40

can only be Dr. Fences. He

59:43

enters the room carrying one of

59:45

those like incredibly tiny pistols that

59:48

like only a very high status

59:50

person can have. He can't do

59:52

it. He's got

59:54

basically a cat derringer. As

59:56

soon as I see him, I go, Dr. Fences, Dr.

59:58

Fences, Dr. Fences, Dr. Fences. Dr. Francis!

1:00:01

Yes, Dr. Francis! Dr. Francis, Dr. Francis! Dr. Francis,

1:00:03

we mean you no harm. All

1:00:09

we wish to do is to use this magnet to get

1:00:11

our ship and go back home. I live your hair forever.

1:00:14

Mean me no harm. Mean

1:00:16

me no harm. What

1:00:19

you mean matters not. What

1:00:22

you represent is what matters.

1:00:26

I heard about the commotion in

1:00:28

Palanta Square. Do you

1:00:31

understand the fragile

1:00:33

balance that our civilization rests

1:00:35

upon? No. We

1:00:37

believe that our creator

1:00:41

endowed us the

1:00:43

two-legged cats, the

1:00:45

ability to walk upright and along

1:00:47

with it, intelligence.

1:00:50

If people were to find the two of you,

1:00:53

one tiny and one huge, talking

1:00:55

as we do, it would throw

1:00:58

our entire culture

1:01:00

into calamity. You

1:01:03

would essentially kill God. And

1:01:05

then there's the bug guy too. Hey,

1:01:08

I'm pretty sure that's my word.

1:01:10

Dr. Francis, a civilization built on

1:01:12

lies? A civilization built

1:01:14

on sand. Don't you see? You

1:01:17

really care about your people. Let them know

1:01:19

the truth. Do not coddle them

1:01:21

anymore or cattle them. Aha.

1:01:24

Good one. Thank you.

1:01:26

Don't do that to them. Let them know

1:01:28

that there is worlds of intelligences as many

1:01:30

as intelligences as there are worlds. Worlds

1:01:33

where creatures walk upright, walk on all

1:01:35

fours or slither like groomed on their

1:01:37

many tentacles. I don't know him. You

1:01:39

will. Just trust us. Don't

1:01:42

threaten him. Don't threaten him. Look, Dr. Francis. I've

1:01:44

come around on cats. I

1:01:47

used to hate them, but now I'm making cat

1:01:49

puns with the best of them. Why,

1:01:51

I love every cat I know,

1:01:54

from Calic A to Calico. And

1:01:58

as this is happening, because... Liberty

1:02:00

and Marvin are distracting Dr.

1:02:02

Francis. Chestershire has been

1:02:05

subtly in the corner, tying

1:02:08

the magnet to her back

1:02:10

with like the world's largest ball

1:02:12

of yarn. That

1:02:14

was near there too, that was also there, like

1:02:16

a twin, maybe, ball. I'm

1:02:20

gonna need you to make a feelings roll to see

1:02:22

if you can find a string

1:02:24

of rope you can use. Okay,

1:02:26

and I succeeded! You

1:02:28

look left, you look right, you don't see

1:02:31

anything you could use, and then you see

1:02:33

on a hook, on the wall, there's

1:02:36

a sweater with

1:02:38

a single loose thread. My

1:02:40

entire focus, the

1:02:43

world just completely disappears outside

1:02:45

of the one piece of like,

1:02:48

you know, fabric that is ready to

1:02:51

unravel. Yeah. And I

1:02:53

pluck it delicately, and

1:02:55

then quickly, I unravel it,

1:02:57

the entire sweater, using that

1:02:59

string to then tie the magnet

1:03:01

to my back. Understand this, I

1:03:04

was not shocked to see you. I

1:03:07

have long theorized that the

1:03:09

celestial buttholes in our night sky

1:03:12

are not in fact the anuses

1:03:15

of our ancestors. You

1:03:17

know! But our sons,

1:03:20

like our very own, and have their own worlds

1:03:22

and their own peoples. And

1:03:24

I theorize that with such an infinite amount

1:03:26

of buttholes in the night sky, there would

1:03:28

be billions of variations

1:03:30

of life. And

1:03:33

sure, within those billions, there would probably

1:03:35

be small four

1:03:38

leggers who can speak, and huge

1:03:40

towering four leggers who can speak.

1:03:42

And then, a third

1:03:44

thing, whatever you are, thank you.

1:03:47

But tell me, what proof do

1:03:49

I have that this is at

1:03:51

all some sort of trick meant

1:03:53

to shake the foundations

1:03:55

of our civilization by

1:03:58

those scheming liberals? What

1:04:01

proof do any of you have that you

1:04:03

come from somewhere beyond our

1:04:05

world? And thinking quickly, I think

1:04:07

my laser pointer, it's in my apron, but

1:04:09

I can't. Oh no, my, my spatula is

1:04:11

still stuck to the magnet. I only have

1:04:13

three other hands and two legs that could

1:04:15

reach for it. What am I gonna do?

1:04:17

Oh no, you. Marvin,

1:04:20

was it? I heard, I heard you. I was in

1:04:22

the hall for a while. What

1:04:25

do you have that proves you're not of this world?

1:04:28

Waiting for a time to enter. I

1:04:31

don't want to look stupid. Have you not noticed my

1:04:33

collar? Have you not noticed what comes out of it?

1:04:36

A voice. A voice for my own brain. And

1:04:39

by the way, my hat doesn't work anymore, which

1:04:41

is why I haven't been wearing it. I,

1:04:44

uh, what? Okay. So you

1:04:46

admit you're some kind of trick and he walks over

1:04:49

and he unclips your collar. Without

1:04:52

the collar, he can't talk. Clearly

1:04:54

a parlor trick. You're not a talking cat at all.

1:04:57

So if you're holding the collar,

1:04:59

that means your thoughts are being

1:05:01

projected outside in word form. What

1:05:04

are those thoughts, Dr. Fantis? From

1:05:07

the collar, a voice emanates. I

1:05:09

can't wait to kill these three and put them in

1:05:11

a museum. It

1:05:14

will be such a lucrative museum

1:05:16

for me, Dr. Fantis. Dr. Fantis'

1:05:19

museum of animal oddities.

1:05:22

No! I'm a Philadelphian!

1:05:24

I'm constitutionally against an exploitive, uh,

1:05:27

museum of oddities. And

1:05:30

this way, no one will ever

1:05:32

learn our secret history of the

1:05:34

advanced civilization of the four-legged, tiny

1:05:37

talking cats. Marvin's

1:05:43

ears point back. Chestershire's ears point

1:05:46

back. Liberty's ears are inside of

1:05:48

his head. Or he has antenna?

1:05:50

I don't know. Using

1:05:53

his small stature and nimble

1:05:55

paws, Marvin mutes, rushes towards

1:05:57

Dr. Fantis, and leaps, and

1:05:59

cries out. fangs out at his

1:06:01

neck. It's killer be killed. Oh my

1:06:04

god, Marvin make a laser

1:06:06

roll. Holy shit. Really?

1:06:09

As you leap through the air with

1:06:11

surprising speed for his age, Dr.

1:06:14

Fantas pulls from his lab coat a

1:06:16

little water spray bottle and he spritzes

1:06:18

you. Martin

1:06:20

falls to the ground and then immediately jumps

1:06:22

to his feet, back arched,

1:06:25

tail puffed, and runs back still,

1:06:28

still staring. Look at him Princea,

1:06:30

he behaves just as the wild ones

1:06:32

do, just as the feral ones. He's

1:06:34

nothing more than they are. No,

1:06:37

he's more. Don't you understand?

1:06:39

He's so dynamic. Chester

1:06:43

Shear steps out of the shadows with

1:06:46

the magnet strapped to her back

1:06:48

now and Liberty obviously dangling

1:06:50

off of the magnet.

1:06:52

And Chester Shear is

1:06:54

also spooked and so her

1:06:57

back is arched and she's like

1:06:59

in perplexed side. She looks

1:07:01

really big, like bigger than you've ever,

1:07:03

ever even possibly seen her.

1:07:05

And she hisses. We

1:07:09

don't belong in a museum. And

1:07:12

she grabs Marvin the

1:07:14

way that King Kong would grab

1:07:16

a woman and

1:07:18

sprints for the door. Chester Shear

1:07:20

make a laser roll. I failed.

1:07:24

The door you run to. It's not Chester

1:07:26

Shear sized. Oh god, it's just

1:07:28

so small. Oh no, then hit the edge,

1:07:31

please stop, stop, stop. You're gonna

1:07:33

smash me into the wall. Yeah, she barely, she

1:07:35

doesn't really stop in time. Everything gets kind of

1:07:37

smashing up the wall. And

1:07:40

I just have like Zorak resiliency, you know, just

1:07:42

like get zapped with stuff all the time. I'm

1:07:44

okay from that. But I reach into my apron

1:07:46

and I grab the laser pointer and I try

1:07:48

to jiggle it a little and see if I

1:07:50

can get any battery juice in there. And I

1:07:52

really want to just use the laser pointer to

1:07:54

distract this guy and show him that we are

1:07:57

from the future. Liberty, make a prepared lasers roll.

1:08:00

right. Okay, first one.

1:08:02

That was a failure. Second one

1:08:04

though. That was a success. Yeah,

1:08:08

you fired the laser pointer. Immediately Dr. Francis

1:08:10

drops his tiny pistol and his spray bottle

1:08:12

and just like goes over to the laser

1:08:14

and says, oh, I should pick that up.

1:08:16

Yes, I should, I should grab that. But

1:08:19

so does Princea. Oh, I

1:08:21

should take care of that. What is that? I would

1:08:23

like to know more about that. And

1:08:25

unfortunately, so this gesture here. So I'm

1:08:27

going to try as I'm being dragged

1:08:30

over to where the laser pointer is, which is

1:08:32

moving with me as I'm dragged, I'm going to

1:08:34

try with one of my three arms to reach

1:08:37

down and grab the tiny gun. And

1:08:39

Marvin's a leap down to rush and grab his

1:08:41

collar back again. Marvin, make a laser's roll. This

1:08:45

is a success. Great, you get

1:08:47

it. Marvin is able to theatrically put

1:08:49

his collar back on and then he

1:08:52

stares at Dr. Francis. Wow,

1:08:55

you so much more civilized than

1:08:57

the rest. And yet still

1:08:59

you fall for the laser pointer, which

1:09:01

once again, also is there any of

1:09:03

more left for me in that thing?

1:09:05

Anyways, now you see that

1:09:08

you are not so much better than those

1:09:10

who you deem unfit. You are just like

1:09:12

all of us. Who mon? I'll

1:09:14

answer you after I deal with this. Okay. It

1:09:17

keeps moving when I get close to it. Joe,

1:09:19

am I able to grab the gun? Yes.

1:09:21

Okay, great. I got the gun and I

1:09:23

turned the laser pointer off. Where'd

1:09:26

it go? Hey, hey, and I hold

1:09:28

the gun up to the laser pointer.

1:09:30

Like I've got a hostage situation. No,

1:09:35

everybody listen to me now. Don't do

1:09:37

anything hasty. I've been, I've been very

1:09:39

good. I've been on a planet full

1:09:41

of cats, the natural enemy of the

1:09:43

cockroach. I've been so good about the

1:09:45

cat puns that I even joined in

1:09:48

for a few of them. But now

1:09:50

we're going to do things my way.

1:09:52

Okay, Dr. Francis, whatever, whatever

1:09:54

you want. I want you

1:09:56

to build us a spaceship so

1:09:58

we can get off of this planet. I

1:10:00

want to get off of this goddamn planet

1:10:02

and I want to get off of it

1:10:04

yesterday. We fade now to a launch pad

1:10:09

Where teams of Cat

1:10:12

men and cat women are

1:10:14

hard at work. They're pouring

1:10:17

over blueprints They're you

1:10:19

know, there's like a mission control set up and people are

1:10:21

giving thumbs up It's like

1:10:23

so you know, it's like you

1:10:25

can see it's the remnants of

1:10:27

the quail that have been like

1:10:29

heavily modified and reconfigured and rebuilt from

1:10:32

the wreck dr. Francis is in

1:10:34

charge and he comes over to you and says

1:10:37

I Believe you're ready

1:10:39

for takeoff and I believe

1:10:41

our deal is settled and

1:10:43

so I toss him the laser pointer It

1:10:46

flips through the air Slowly,

1:10:50

like we only do only this

1:10:53

Ukraine it flips

1:10:55

and flips and then a

1:10:58

paw and

1:11:02

grabs it Apologize

1:11:08

now for the fear

1:11:10

and the apprehension that

1:11:13

I displayed when we first met it

1:11:15

was regrettable and I Want

1:11:18

better of our people I want

1:11:21

I realize now that we were

1:11:23

turned too far inwards We should

1:11:25

be excited to explore new horizons

1:11:27

new frontiers Yes, think of

1:11:29

how many doors that you've always thought were

1:11:31

closed are actually a little

1:11:34

bit cracked open waiting for you

1:11:36

to pound pound pound pound until

1:11:38

they are unlatched and You

1:11:41

can see through you've taught us

1:11:43

this and so much more

1:11:45

in the three months or so It

1:11:48

has taken to rebuild your ship coming

1:11:50

guys and Chester Shear

1:11:52

signs several more autographs and take

1:11:55

several more pictures No,

1:12:00

it's on your tail! How

1:12:02

is the weather up there? It's

1:12:05

fantastic. Um, Interesting Share takes

1:12:07

off her jersey and signs it and gives it

1:12:09

to, like, a cute little kid. Like

1:12:12

a mean Joe. And

1:12:15

then drops off of two legs

1:12:18

onto all fours and walks

1:12:20

to the ship. Marvin approaches Prince-O. You

1:12:22

know there's still room for one more

1:12:24

on the ship if you want to come with us.

1:12:27

Of course I'm coming. We've been talking about it for

1:12:29

weeks. Just wanted to give you space for cold feet.

1:12:31

He's not used to yes. I mean,

1:12:33

you've already taken such a lead on the wedding

1:12:35

planning. I know. She's

1:12:37

got a big engagement ring on her paw. A

1:12:40

fucking rock. Click on her wrist.

1:12:43

I was an event planner. I

1:12:45

know that sometimes people have doubts when they approach

1:12:47

the actual event itself. I wanted to give

1:12:49

you space for that baby. But I'm

1:12:51

glad that you're on board. All

1:12:53

aboard. What do you say, crew? All aboard?

1:12:56

All aboard. All aboard. But

1:12:58

next time, and I look at Dr. Surgery's

1:13:00

dead body, I'll drive. We

1:13:09

watch as the shuttlecraft whale takes off.

1:13:13

Returning to space. Returning hopefully our

1:13:15

characters to the CSS Cavalier. Several

1:13:18

ancestral buttholes like sparkle as

1:13:20

they leave. Yeah, the

1:13:23

ancestors watch fondly. As I look out the

1:13:25

window as the planet's shrinking down below us,

1:13:27

I say, Oh, you know what? I forgot.

1:13:30

I forgot to leave him to batteries. What

1:13:38

adventure lies next amongst oh these?

1:13:40

Those stars of space. Oh

1:13:43

these those stars of space stars Ally

1:13:45

Fisher, Branson Reese, Carly

1:13:47

Monardo, Christopher Hastings,

1:13:50

Tim Platt, and Joe

1:13:52

Lepore as everything else. Oh these those stars

1:13:54

of space is edited by Sam Grant, designed

1:13:56

by Joe Lepore. Jo

1:14:00

Lapoor, and produced by Jo Lapoor at

1:14:02

Bucket of Milk with the support of

1:14:04

our patrons and our re-admiral Lucas Wagner.

1:14:07

Our theme and additional music is composed

1:14:10

by Huge today. See

1:14:12

you next time cosmic voyagers for another

1:14:14

story from Oh These Those

1:14:16

Stars of Space! We

1:14:37

fade back to that view of

1:14:40

the quail leaving the atmosphere and

1:14:42

the camera pans. The

1:14:44

camera pans and then coming

1:14:47

into the foreground there seems to be a

1:14:50

large rusted structure. The

1:14:53

camera moves around and we see

1:14:55

now in fact this is a

1:14:58

huge statue. We

1:15:00

pan around and see, yes

1:15:03

of course all along

1:15:05

it was the statue of

1:15:08

Lidderby. And

1:15:12

then we cut from another angle. We cut from

1:15:14

an entirely different angle and seeing, you know, we're

1:15:16

breaking the 180 rule. We

1:15:18

see the quail leaving the atmosphere

1:15:20

and then we pan

1:15:22

down. We pan

1:15:25

down to a sort of a cliffside

1:15:27

and there on the

1:15:29

cliffside is a huge

1:15:31

army on horseback of

1:15:35

dog people. No!

1:15:37

Wolf! Wolf!