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of our latest petri on
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episode. Shoe Down had prosperous
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Log Space Date: Three Four Zero, Nine
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to Eight.x Well I in a believe
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a pickle this time Log: I was
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sent to serve the planet Silver Gold
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Seven. This was once a bustling boom
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planet back and twenty to Forty nine.
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But once the minds of Platinum Ninety
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Nine, the best male in the Galaxy,
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went dry. Everyone packed up and
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left. Even Silver Gold Seven on
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Ghost Planet. I choose that crack team
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of Klaus Kinski and might amazing fiance
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Meredith. But they put the movie nights
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scheduled and they didn't want to cancel
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them. So and still I took chess
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or shire. we need to stretch your
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paws and Clinton body count. he loves
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go stuff. But back to my pickle
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log. This is not fully back to
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my pickle log. Sounds like I'm going
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back my pillow log but really missing
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back to my pickle Karma log. Surgery
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went well, but there's a bad. Motivator.
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In the shallow crafts port roster willing to sit
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down for the night, make some repairs are ensuring
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that see as as cavalier in the morning. And
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haven't broken the news of the others yet,
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but they've when very politely in quietly. Well,
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I made this log first help their understanding
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when I turn around the tell them. We.
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Fade in on the shuttle craft bird as
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go my or turns away from the monitor
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where he was reporting his audio log to
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share some unfortunate news with his crewmates. Who
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do we see? Well first
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you'll see just or
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shire a your cat
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many feet tall and
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so fluffy. and then.
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You'll see Clinton body count the ships.
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Not a fan. Is a
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tiny little to show ever
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old man. If you can imagine
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the crypt keeper. Do that and
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then change it just enough. So that
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we don't get sued by the powerful.
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Tales from the Crit blobby. it's
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me body count I'm hiding inside
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of Be painful for a Css.
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I. Have or should I
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say tested. sigh of. Ah
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and facing those who is gum your
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lysander tall, lean, the scar across his
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face, season ends and wants the a
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captain one day in those got some
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bad news. Guys. Have
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that some bad news? What? we actually have
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stuck here. To nice at time and issue
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the spacecraft that I've had those who
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work in all nighters to fix. but
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we won't be back in Cavalier until
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tomorrow. Oh no, now I
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was hoping to stretch my
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drags. You see is that
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it's a huge deal. With. The
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audience can see my legs. It's movie
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magic when I ride a bicycle. Ah,
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I'm a puppet and may I simply
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hates a pause to log on. A
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planet that's not my home with me
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or do you like For both of
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us have upon friends were doing that
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it'll be fun for you. I love
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is a car blows my mind This
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to me I think words should be
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a certain way with the way you
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two are. So shall I say a
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Reverend with your word choice and.opposite My
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mind and I love the open up
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my mind. I. Love I
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open up a minor mode of
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scavo. A
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sack out so I will say I'd love
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it if you guys could like. If you've
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been as the word think maybe do It
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was a time a mass more as you
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guys Id here one sentence as time if
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I'm with as a digest upon Oklahoma's hey.
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I'm Eric. Source for sale will
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go first and I will go
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second it all future ribs. Great.
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Look. I know this is an ideal and
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I know both of you do not like
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be a boxed in. So I was thinking
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that a lot of time before. I really
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gotta go ham on this hardwired. Maybe we
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could walk around Silver Gold seven for little
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bit sick in the sights. I.
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Think that sounds like a great
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idea because I love to walk
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and die. Would love to take
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him the thrice. Right?
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Isis? How. That we didn't
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do it at the same time. You happy dell
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my or die faster. I'm
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always happy. I'm always happy with either. To
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be with my profession is always a happy
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I see you cried all the time but
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that's because of would not be utilized and
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right now I'm being utilized for me. Best
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Skills: Leadership of fixing stuff and listening both
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as use the me listen to your puns
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or the was who it's called them funny.
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And wound. Up
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the sorry we're both is fun to
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spin pines out of that. Weren't sure
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that. You're sort of
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a judo master in terms of be tough to
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riff with. Tell my. And
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to be frank, sometimes my plans
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are pretty litter mess. Best
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was as good as his hours. Crazy to
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that. Was that it
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lit? That was lit. Still, New
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grabs the sixty six pressing buttons
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on the top off he of
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pull the lever teeth he he
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pushes a different lever he then
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died six than to the nearest.
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A. Flat surface he can find on
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this ghoulish planet. Ah dammit stats I
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was actually stand before I land. Slam
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before you walk. Stand before you land.
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He we skins for were to Atlanta.
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Your. Has to make a lasers
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role. This is. this is what
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the settled craft is built for.
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It scans and identifies a suitable
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landing spot. I. Didn't
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I told you didn't have spelled
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up the guy? Scoundrel
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long after Jo said don't worth a
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damn if you if I don't tell
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you to make the lasers or have
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feelings role. In. Letting me know
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that you roll the to just means
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nothing. It's it's like that's just a
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to as it has no context Without
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with you know there's no way to
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know if that's a good or bad
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role. Will I've wasted to if Sam
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kept this intended to speed smiley I
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could ask for a whole they could
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screw up to visit on get. No,
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put it away with the
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visual jag of not part
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of it's what I'm speeches.
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Still do a good reason cold
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out for. else
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has lived with. I said give me one more.
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Resources. Know
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