This week Holden, Jackie and MJ goss' 'bout the ever impending invasion from the kingdom of the Rat Men, TSwift possibly continuing to make sure Charli XCX as well as no one else hits #1, Christina Aguilera does NOT look like herself when she launches a phone sex line 1-888-PLY-GRND to promote her new lube, Justin Timberlake zoom zooms in the wrong lane past a red light and ends up with a DWI in Sag Harbor, Nathan's Hot Dogs bans Joey Chestnut from this year's July 4th hot dog eating contest over a deal with Impossible Meats, Chappell Roan gettin' upgraded to a bigger stage at Bonnaroo (but also getting overwhelmed), Joe Alwyn sorta breaks his silence on TTPD during an interview about Kinds of Kindness, and the Saltburn soundtrack drops on a "bath water" filled vinyl, and finally In Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Billie Eilish lying ABOUT HER AGE!?!? A List filled with celebs who were kicked out or banned from places do to their BAD BEHAVIOR. Blind Itemz and SHSHSHOUTZZZ

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