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actuality, no. That was good. Doctor

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disrespect victims because there are too many of them.

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No, I'm more of a bootstraps guy when it

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comes to charity. You know? Oh

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yeah, they should go and book here, paying off these victims.

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Pull up your bootstraps. Every day a new one.

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Yeah, so I, wait, but you were telling

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me before this, Kyle, that everything turned around and he's back

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in the good graces of the

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online. No, not that.

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It's the other thing. Did more stuff happen?

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More stuff happened. I was right. So

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yeah, of course, just to catch anyone

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who's not an internet loser like

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us up, doctor

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disrespect, it turned out, had been sexting some minors

1:37

back in 2017 or a minor

1:39

back in 2017, allegedly. And that's

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why he was kicked

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off of Twitch and they had the big contract

1:46

dispute and everything. And now it's all coming out

1:48

because a Twitch employee, I think kind of came

1:51

forward publicly and that started this avalanche

1:54

of other stuff coming out. And

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then Doc has to make this big apology and

1:58

he does an apology stream. mountain

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just back to back surrounded by

10:02

oppressors. You

10:05

see everyone trying to colonize Dr. Disrespect. They

10:12

see a six foot eight, 42 year

10:15

old man wearing body armor, a wig and

10:17

glasses with a weird mustache. And they say,

10:19

I don't know about about this guy. I

10:21

don't think I want him with my 70

10:23

year old daughter. And I say, big it.

10:27

Posh. That's a tricky. There are

10:29

a lot of 70 and I hope

10:31

he hasn't locked in. So his apologists are like,

10:33

you know, the kid was probably a few days

10:36

shy of 18 and you

10:38

don't know. Maybe the kid said all

10:40

the sexy stuff and Dr. Disrespect was just

10:43

giving her business advice all this time. Meanwhile,

10:45

Dr. Disrespect hasn't said anything like that. I

10:48

think he's afraid that the contents of

10:50

the conversation will come out and prove

10:52

him lying again. And I

10:54

say because he spent years pretending he

10:56

had no idea why he was kicked

10:58

off of Twitter. Rich and Discord. Yeah.

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When he. No,

11:03

he said he didn't know why.

11:05

Like that's not it's not I can't talk about

11:08

why it's. I think you lie when there's an

11:10

NDA. He said the NDA

11:12

you like it is a lot. Must be the

11:14

worst thing possible. When you said it's that's an

11:16

NDA. It made it sound like he wasn't

11:18

even able to talk about it. He could have said I know

11:20

what I did and we're going to keep it quiet. But he's

11:23

like, I have no idea. His line was

11:25

there are purple snakes out to get me. Yeah,

11:27

he lied because there was an NDA because he

11:29

can't be exactly forthcoming and what's

11:31

forthcoming doesn't sound good anyway. You know, but

11:33

but sometimes an NDA is just like they

11:36

were fucking me over, bro. And I have

11:38

to keep quiet about it. And they paid

11:40

me off. So like, you know, you never

11:42

know. But I think it's clearly covered on

11:45

wasn't that. And like.

11:47

If he clearly isn't

11:49

hamstrung totally because he wrote a fucking

11:51

book about it on Twitter and

11:54

within that, it's

11:56

like he showed the extent to which he could talk about

11:58

it and well within that. would be

12:00

him stating, she said she

12:02

was 24 and I was befuddled and

12:06

I didn't know and like, we didn't say

12:08

any of that. It's possible that. We believe

12:10

that's not the case. Or that the NDA

12:12

isn't binding because a Twitch employee leaked

12:16

that information. Like maybe there's a clause for

12:18

that, that if your side comes out, this

12:20

looks bad. Look, I love a whistleblower, but

12:23

man, I hope that guy's okay. I hope

12:25

he's not like, whoever that was that came

12:27

forward and released all this information, I hope

12:29

he's safe somewhere. Are there a lot of

12:31

people like still staying in Doc's corn? But

12:34

what I've seen, like pretty much everybody's like, fuck

12:36

this guy. I think you just hit

12:38

with Kyle. It's just him and

12:40

Kyle pretending right now. When

12:43

this story broke, Bloomberg did some like

12:45

actual investigative reporting and has confirmed from

12:47

three different sources that he was sexing

12:50

with a miner knowingly. And

12:52

that like, there were a lot of people who were kind of, you

12:55

know, like making up scenarios

12:57

where it would be less

13:00

inappropriate, aspiring pedophile behavior, but

13:02

that is not the case.

13:05

Yeah, they, he

13:07

doesn't have much of a defense on this one,

13:09

it would seem according to Bloomberg. It

13:11

doesn't seem like it. And they're triple checked

13:13

sources. It just doesn't make sense why he

13:15

wouldn't have addressed it differently if it was

13:17

a more favorable situation to him. Cause

13:19

he would have been trying to get out in front

13:21

of it if that was the case. And they go,

13:23

let me clarify some stuff before

13:25

anything gets wild. But like he didn't do that. He's

13:28

like, I'm going to leave. Where's P

13:30

Diddy? That's where I want to

13:33

be. The word miner in and out, which

13:35

is like, bad look, a key

13:37

part of that. Like, do you think he

13:39

was reading it afterward? And he's like, ooh,

13:42

this does look bad. Honey,

13:45

take a look at my apology video for the

13:48

miner. What do you think? Ooh,

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you didn't write miner, did you? I

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mean, she was clearly. I

13:54

knew if you knew it, that's the other

13:56

thing. Can we just talk about everybody's piling

13:58

on doc about this. Right, who so but

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don't forget there was a twitch is still

14:03

keep it has been still keeping quiet officially

14:06

That this massive streamer was sexting

14:08

underage girls on a platform full

14:10

of that on a platform

14:13

full of that and issues with that

14:15

and like like sexuality and children like

14:18

commingling in this awkward weirdness that is

14:20

twitch You know if you go we've

14:23

talked about it for the cam girls and the you know

14:25

and all the crazy shit that goes down there and it's

14:27

like and this is not about

14:29

kids and video games and But

14:32

but you're pretending like it is and they're so there

14:34

there are kids in here watching you like, you

14:36

know Show your so your camel toe and bounce your

14:39

ass, you know, it's it's pretty wild what goes down

14:41

there Twitch did talk about it a little I have

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the Rolling Stone article in front of me and Here

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I'll just read two paragraphs The

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ex twitch employees also provided Rolling Stone

14:51

a more detailed account of internal conversations

14:53

at twitch following the report of Dr.

14:56

Kitten specs I added that messages to

14:58

his subsequent ban They say

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the details of beams case are coming out

15:03

because con is explosive tweet last week Cody

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got the ball rolling rolling me and many

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my former colleagues are comfortable speaking up now

15:10

because of it Our priority has always been

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the safety of the victim and to keep

15:15

their identity secret as some of

15:17

its streamers faced Faced a flood of

15:19

sexual misconduct allegations in June 2020 Twitch

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created an incident response team known as

15:25

gold Sparrow to develop a process to

15:27

investigate and take action on the reports

15:29

as One unit the former employee says

15:32

we wanted to be able to process mounting

15:34

Investigations quicker and with more resources while

15:36

providing as much support for victims as

15:39

possible So I

15:41

guess they had a gold Sparrow

15:43

response team Reading

15:45

pedophiles like dr. Disrespect. You got

15:47

taken up by the golden spare

15:50

That's okay You

15:57

know what that was my favorite detail that gold gold

16:00

It made it sound like a more intentional effort.

16:03

I know you guys both took lame away, but

16:05

I thought like so lame. That's like five people.

16:07

I hope they had broaches. They're like, all right,

16:09

guys, week one. We got to come up with

16:12

a name week to work on this operation

16:16

gold. So that's why it took from 2017. He

16:19

got banned in 2020. Does that sound right? Like,

16:22

I don't remember. Yeah, there's no way

16:24

I thought it was 2017 when everything happened. But

16:27

but I don't I don't keep up with him or

16:29

really care about him. Like his I

16:31

haven't liked his content for like 14 years. I

16:33

used to do these video skits where he was

16:35

training like a one Randy. I

16:38

remember those. Those were good. And it was

16:40

like he was also making them where everybody

16:42

else was just making commentary with no camera

16:45

of themselves. And it was just really plain

16:47

Jane Shipp's early modern warfare two days. And

16:49

he was including with that like skits real

16:51

that were filmed well and acted well. And

16:53

there was characters and a storyline going on.

16:56

And I was kind of into it. It

16:58

was like training a noob to be a

17:00

gamer, but treating it like it was karate

17:02

the kid or something. It's fun. Yeah,

17:05

I've fuss about him. I was talking to Jackie

17:07

today. I was like, I do have to give

17:09

him credit. Like he would have

17:11

seemingly prepared speeches for winning a game of

17:13

Fortnite. Then the background would change and he'd

17:16

be in what, a locker room or in

17:18

front of American flags. I don't fucking know.

17:20

But like it wasn't just him

17:23

sitting like he always did. He'd get up

17:25

and walk around the virtual room with

17:28

good, you know, production quality. And

17:31

either he has a real knack for making a

17:33

speech off the top of his head or he

17:35

had some something prepared. Either way, he was

17:38

doing more than everybody else was. That's got

17:41

to be a huge part of a success. But

17:43

he was also trying to fuck more children than

17:45

everybody else. And that's I like the costume, too.

17:47

I'll be honest. I like that costume. I think

17:50

that thing's fucking cool. And, you know, we always

17:52

talk about branding. Get your Twitter to fucking match

17:54

or YouTube. No, that's branding. That's brand new. Like

17:56

like in a sea of pale

17:59

face, lightly. bearded men.

18:03

Suddenly there was a six foot eight tall

18:05

giant where with a mullet and body armor who

18:07

was screaming at you with that absurd mustache.

18:09

And it was like, all right, there's

18:12

no way. It's kind of like when a

18:14

UFC fighter has rainbow hair or ridiculous tattoos.

18:16

The next time you see him, which might

18:18

be three, four, six, eight months from now

18:21

and some other show, you're like, oh yeah,

18:23

I remember this guy now. He's rainbow warrior.

18:25

Yeah, okay. And you kind of become a

18:27

fan of someone because they are recognizable. It's

18:30

too old for most of our audience now,

18:32

but Chuck Liddell was a UFC fighter. He

18:34

had a Mohawk and he had these blue

18:37

shorts with he was called the Iceman. And

18:39

were they blue flames or something or white

18:41

flames on his blue shorts? Something like that.

18:43

My point is I think a six year

18:45

old could draw this guy with crowns and

18:48

identify that guy's Chuck Liddell. Like I wouldn't

18:50

know what he was going for. Or that

18:52

or Mr. T? Yeah.

18:56

He's not black. Well,

18:58

you know, color him in, you know. I guess. But

19:01

my point was like, Dr. Disrespects,

19:04

if that same kid with the crowns drew

19:06

Dr. Disrespect, I'd like, I know what you're

19:08

going for. I legitimately haven't seen

19:11

one. He may have

19:13

to. There's kids everywhere right now

19:15

with a sketch artist, like this is the man.

19:18

This is the man. Dude, they should

19:20

let the kids draw the

19:22

sketch thing. We're

19:24

looking for a tall, scary man. With

19:28

sharp teeth and mismatched eyes.

19:31

Also, he's green. There's one guy

19:33

walking around with like a poorly drawn top hat on. He's

19:35

like, I got to get out of here. Three

19:38

fingers. Three fingers. A

19:41

stick body sprinting away. Looking

19:43

for the three-fingered man. I

19:46

had not seen, like I

19:48

haven't seen any content of Dr. Disrespect in

19:51

I guess it. A decade. It

19:53

sounds old. I think you were right about like 14, 15 years. Cause

19:56

I remember how he'd be dressed up in

19:59

his ghetto. up and then he transitioned into

20:02

Randy wearing sweatbands on a treadmill and

20:04

be like, you have to keep going to

20:06

be the ultimate gamer. Or like something

20:08

like that. And I remember at the time

20:11

seeing it and being like, man, these only have like

20:13

8000 views, like, which

20:15

even then wasn't a lot. Yeah,

20:17

then he exploded and got

20:20

a little too big for his britches

20:22

seemingly starts messaging underage people. You know,

20:24

it's crazy why he was bad at

20:26

the game. Like somehow he went

20:28

from from console to PC and unlike the

20:30

rest of us, he just got super good

20:32

at games. Like, I mean, not super good.

20:35

Oh, you think he was bad in the

20:37

early days? He was

20:39

always bad on this on controllers. He was

20:41

bad at modern warfare. His videos would be

20:43

like, this is a one step above a

20:45

junkyard quickie. You know, how did

20:47

he win two blockbusters championships? The

20:51

fuck is a blockbuster? I'm sorry.

20:53

I don't know what a blockbuster championship

20:55

is. He's a two time blockbuster. Oh,

20:58

that's a stick. He's got. Yeah. Yeah.

21:01

Yeah. What's he up to now? Black

21:04

what who doctor? This junkyard is gone.

21:07

I don't know. He had a hard day entrepreneur. Oh,

21:09

wait, you made that up. And I did. It

21:14

was pretty good. He always seemed like a nice

21:16

guy. I never really knew him. Yeah, he's a

21:18

nice guy. He's never really. Yeah,

21:20

we're just annoyed by like his presence in

21:22

our community, I suppose. There was just a

21:25

Tupperware salesman inexplicably making Call of Duty videos.

21:27

It was a real high school lunch table

21:29

vibe back then. It's so everybody. This

21:32

is who we're bullying. And then smaller

21:34

channels would be like, OK, I

21:37

don't want to be bullied. And I

21:39

follow Formula One a lot. That wasn't it. In

21:42

Formula One, they're all great drivers

21:44

and there's 20 drivers. And

21:46

probably the 16th best driver is

21:49

this guy named Lance Stroll. His

21:51

dad owns his team. Everybody else

21:53

in his shoes is worried they're going to

21:55

lose their seat. That's what they call losing

21:57

their job, except this guy whose dad owns.

22:00

team. Everyone's dad is rich. Every one

22:02

of these kids is a nippo nippo

22:04

baby. But multi billionaire, that's just one,

22:06

you know, most of their fathers have

22:08

a measly like 185 million, something

22:11

like that. Yeah, fucking barely a pot

22:13

to piss in. But this guy's dad

22:15

is a multi billionaire and he bought

22:17

the team so that this kid could

22:19

live his dream of being an F1

22:21

driver. And everybody hates him. He's not

22:23

even the worst driver on the grid.

22:25

But because he's such a like doesn't

22:27

deserve his spot, maybe even more than

22:29

people treat him differently. Back to junkyard.

22:32

He was what a preferred machinima director. I forget

22:34

that was called Jim burns. They were yeah,

22:37

and like they just had this

22:40

position above. Everybody but Hutch it

22:42

seemed. And we were

22:44

all it just didn't seem fair.

22:46

It didn't seem right. Oh, yeah.

22:48

Wait. This loser. He's literally a

22:50

woman's shoe self. This is a

22:52

guy who sold cowboy clothes. He

22:54

invented the side hustle in fucking

22:56

2007 people. Okay, he had

22:59

all these little jobs and called duty commentary was

23:01

hey, this will be another piece of the pie.

23:04

Here's a junkyard quickie for you. And like I

23:06

don't care what you do over there. But like

23:08

he was taking a slot away from people who

23:10

were like zero sum game. Yeah, what we were

23:12

doing, who were good at it and focused on

23:15

it. It's like this is he'd like

23:18

load a video like a search and

23:20

destroy video where someone else got

23:23

a clutch or something. Like that was

23:25

another quickie. It's like it wasn't search.

23:27

What was it? sabotage sabotage

23:29

where someone sprinted to the other side and

23:31

planted the bomb so you could have a

23:33

90 second fucking video and he called him

23:36

junkyard quickies. And

23:38

then he get one kill the

23:40

whole video. He get one kill the

23:42

whole video and all the commentary was

23:44

basically I don't know why you're watching

23:47

this thing on machine machine. You should go out to

23:49

my channel and check out more content. Like he would

23:51

just advertising. Here on the

23:53

shit man. Come on over to my channel. This was just

23:55

a 30 second ad for my channel really it took a

23:57

spot away from the guy who made a 27 minute commentary

24:00

where 804 are in domination. But

24:02

I've always been seeing those junkyard

24:05

quickies pop up and I'm like,

24:09

I've got a 68 and

24:11

oh TDM in my

24:14

Dropbox. Yeah, I

24:17

burned a good story on that one. If you

24:19

could please, sure wars won't upload it. Oh

24:22

yeah. Sure. Like the short wars did everything

24:24

other than be like, fuck you. When you

24:26

ask like, Hey, I've got nine videos in

24:28

my Dropbox and none of them have been

24:30

uploaded in a month. He'd be like, is

24:33

that right? Taylor go fuck yourself. Yeah,

24:36

we're going to upload it. Never. It's going to

24:38

be in this Dropbox until the Dropbox service expires

24:41

the content and it falls into the

24:43

internet a bit. Yeah. So

24:45

I do remember everybody being mad about that,

24:47

but as a dude, he seemed. So that

24:49

is why I picked on him and led

24:52

campaigns against him. I

24:54

do remember, yeah, you, you

24:56

did not care for being passed over. You're

24:59

like, I'm doing silly Russian voices and this

25:01

guy's not. There was

25:03

a point where I was big enough that they'd upload

25:05

anything I wanted, but then like I'd give them what

25:07

was the best I could do. And they'd

25:09

be like, ah, all right, what are we uploaded it?

25:11

But can you like, give us a better video next

25:13

time? And I'm like, well, fuck you. I'm never giving

25:16

you any videos. That's

25:18

actually the best I could do. I remember

25:20

like the first. I was proud of that. Yeah,

25:22

I think the first FPS. We put it on

25:24

the. Very was with you, Woody, right? You

25:26

guys did it again. The first FPS Russia

25:28

videos with Woody, right? The

25:31

first dual time you guys did when you

25:33

started really promoting. He definitely was on my

25:35

channel. Like when he when FPS Russia was

25:37

still a gamer, but I don't know. That

25:39

was maybe the first time I watched and

25:42

immediately I'm like, oh,

25:44

Kyle, there's a good Russian accent like. Yeah,

25:48

no, maybe. I

25:50

don't know. I did a bunch of stuff

25:53

like that initially to try to promote it. I know

25:55

I did probably a free for

25:57

all on. Except

26:00

ship shipment. No, I

26:02

hated shipping. I did a free-for-all

26:04

on shipment where you only use direct impact new

26:06

put new to Yeah I

26:12

don't really remember but I know I did so I

26:14

did like dual comms with woody and with X jaws

26:16

and Maybe with wings and

26:18

some other people, you know right away

26:21

to try to promote it. It Hmm

26:24

think so. I wish I could remember that. I can't

26:26

believe I can't remember the name of that map now

26:28

It's been so long ago. I haven't played cod cod

26:31

for the remaster you describe it. What what game was

26:33

it cod for? Yeah, cod for a

26:35

lot of more for two was it the boat one? No,

26:38

but my warfare 2 is my offer to

26:40

come to McCollough before. Okay, was it the

26:42

was it wet work? It's

26:45

the one that's got a congested like a

26:48

little Arabic market in the

26:50

middle and then a long street.

26:53

No, that's a helicopter in the middle go down

26:57

Might be showdown. No, it's

26:59

not showdown. It doesn't matter. I don't care.

27:01

It's actually probably is Yeah

27:13

9 o'clock that's wild This

27:15

is hard for me. I'm a political junkie for

27:17

all of you who don't want to hear about

27:20

politics. You're welcome You have no idea how much

27:22

restraint I've shown as Trump got convicted for 34

27:24

felonies How much restraint I've

27:26

shown is like the weekly stuff comes out

27:28

Biden says something silly Trump says something silly

27:30

I follow this shit like the biggest sports

27:32

fan you've ever met. You think he hates

27:34

doctor disrespect. You don't even know I

27:39

I mean I try to follow with an

27:41

unbiased heart. I doubt I succeed but it

27:43

is my goal and Tonight

27:46

is like I don't know finals game

27:48

one like it's this is where the champion this is where

27:51

the chip is earned and We

27:54

haven't seen operator like who it's

27:56

CNN and it's Jake Tapper and Dana bash

27:58

and I have thoughts on that,

28:01

too. Like a lot of people on the Trump side,

28:03

they're like playing the refs already. They're

28:05

like, those guys are so biased. They're terrible. They're

28:07

going to be against us. We hate them. And

28:10

I think their goal is to get them to swing

28:12

in the other direction and like, you know, make

28:14

sure that they can't possibly be accused of

28:17

Trump bias, perhaps by being biased against Biden.

28:19

I don't know. So I'll evaluate them after

28:21

they're done. I mean, I recognize that Jake

28:23

Tapper probably in his heart doesn't like Trump,

28:25

but we'll see what he says. He said,

28:28

they've played montages of Jake Tapper. Yeah.

28:30

Yeah. I just saw a tweet from like a

28:32

while ago, but I don't know. It was one

28:34

of those like, you just saved democracy. Don't vote

28:36

for this guy. Jesus Christ. Like he was like,

28:39

well, we'll see how he does in the thing.

28:41

But like I said, I, I

28:43

never thought Jake Tapper in his heart wasn't

28:46

down the middle, but we'll see how he does in the

28:48

debate. I think he's

28:50

very evidently partisan. He's as he's

28:52

so far left. I'm

28:55

not. Okay. Let's all agree on that. Play

28:57

his own words on YouTube and watch montages

28:59

of him treating the Trump presidency like it

29:01

was like Hitler was in office and we

29:04

needed to be. Are you afraid

29:06

as you walked down the street, like millions of other

29:08

Americans like, like just a piece of shit. Those guys

29:10

are so biased. That's how I feel. How the, the

29:12

right does it right now. Yeah.

29:16

They're not hiding and know what your head is. I'm

29:19

admitting it's the difference. I don't know. John

29:21

Hannity. He's right down the

29:23

middle federal. I can't tell you. Can

29:26

you say that? He's right wing. He

29:29

was in the ministry. Like, like he

29:31

was almost a Catholic priest and

29:33

now he does talk radio. He's

29:36

on. I mean, of course you admit it.

29:38

He actually attends Trump rallies and speaks to

29:40

the crowd behind the podium. Like that. Oh

29:42

yeah. You get hard to deny.

29:45

Yeah. I mean, like, I don't know

29:47

who this other person is. You mentioned that as a

29:49

moderator, but like, you would

29:51

have, Jake Tapper's pretty dash.

29:54

You probably recognize that. My it's not even,

29:56

I don't, I don't know. I

29:58

don't know exactly what the format's going to be. what's going

30:00

to work, how interruptions are going to be

30:02

handled, how the microphone is going to handle,

30:04

how the fact checking is going to be

30:06

displayed or given to the, and I don't

30:08

know what the live audience looks like either.

30:11

So the, um, they

30:14

ask a question, you get, I think 90

30:16

seconds to answer it. And then the rebuttals

30:18

are 60 seconds. If it's not that it's

30:20

60 and 30, but it's something

30:22

like that. Um, the

30:25

other person's mic is,

30:27

it's not fully muted. Like CNN

30:29

did this demonstration, but the

30:32

other guy sounds garbled and unintelligible. You can

30:34

only hear like perhaps Betty saying something without

30:37

making out the words. And,

30:39

uh, that's not even a debate. Well,

30:43

is it, I mean, in a debate, you're

30:45

typically like any, I hope was in speech

30:47

and debate and you don't get to interrupt

30:49

and yell over each other. Instead you remain

30:52

quiet while that person goes and you take turns.

30:55

What Trump did last time was just try

30:57

to yell over Biden, especially in the first

30:59

debate he yelled over Biden the whole time.

31:02

Well, in traditional speech and debate, like I'm

31:04

sure hope participated in like it,

31:07

they, they take it much more seriously staying

31:09

on topic than they do in these political

31:11

kind of shows where it's like, actually you're

31:13

debating, uh, gas,

31:16

uh, oil production in

31:18

the United States compared to nuclear. Could

31:20

we get back to that? Like, like,

31:22

cause it's a class and cause they'll

31:24

like force them to do that. Like

31:26

a lot of speech debate is worse,

31:28

I would argue. So like what would

31:30

happen is I make my

31:33

point and I try to have like seven facts

31:35

that back me up. Now you're in this position

31:37

where you have to beat all seven. If you

31:39

don't, I'm beating you. And it's like, I think

31:43

if you very persuasively beat three of

31:45

them, you should win. Even if there's

31:47

four silly, stupid things, they don't like

31:49

weight and grade my different things. It's

31:51

just like who scored what he's up

31:54

four zero because Taylor couldn't beat him.

31:56

Now it's Taylor's turn. See how many

31:58

Woody can, uh, disappear. dispute on

32:00

that. So I'm going for debunk and

32:03

uh, but this, you

32:05

know, it's a little more about charisma

32:07

and persuasion, but we'll see. I

32:09

like them muting it. Well, there yet I

32:11

want to try muting it because I've tried the interruption

32:14

fest and I don't like it much. I'm

32:16

hoping somebody goes off script. I'm hoping

32:18

it gets nasty and juvenile. I hope

32:20

they're shouting and name calling. I hope

32:23

that he talks about Biden's children and

32:25

Biden talks about Trump's, uh,

32:27

I hope he calls Trump a felon and

32:30

he's like takes one to no one or

32:32

some shit. You know, I watched the person

32:34

who prepared Biden for his debates in 2020.

32:37

It was a woman and, uh,

32:39

she was ripping on Biden's

32:41

children so that he,

32:44

so that when Trump did it, it wouldn't be the first time

32:46

he hears this and Biden put his hand

32:48

on her wrist and he's like, I think you're enjoying

32:50

this a little too much, which I thought was funny.

32:52

Yeah. Well, she's like, I am. I love it.

32:56

But anything we don't already know about these two

32:58

is going to be uncovered. Like

33:00

the, what's

33:03

just people like watching the pundits

33:05

are all saying that it's about

33:07

vibe. Like can Trump stay

33:09

hinged? I don't know if hinge

33:11

is a term unhinged is, but

33:13

right if Trump can not go

33:15

unhinged and if Biden can stay

33:17

alert and capable and you know,

33:19

cognitive cognitively there, those are

33:21

the things they're trying to prove. And to your

33:23

point, it's really not about policy, although that's what

33:25

I always like. I don't think that's what everybody

33:27

likes. What did you think about Trump asking for

33:30

a drug test? Uh,

33:32

it's that to me is, uh, one

33:34

of Trump, many, many, many like digs

33:36

and attacks that's just like part of

33:38

Trumpism. Uh, I didn't think that it

33:40

was like actually a clever point that

33:43

lands in voters. It's

33:45

no different than him saying, you

33:47

know, hunters are co-cat. It's just a

33:49

way to re is his argument. This

33:51

guy, this guy isn't with it. This

33:53

guy's crazy.

33:56

You know, he's an old daughtering man

33:58

who's confused. It's just him. It's just

34:00

a red meat statement. And

34:03

if he's not that at all, it's because

34:05

they have drugs that last for 30 minutes

34:07

that he took right before the debate. And

34:09

I mean, that's a big right wing talking

34:11

point that Biden is on

34:14

something when he speaks because because there are two

34:16

or three different versions of Biden that we get.

34:19

There's Sleepy Joe and he still exists.

34:21

I've seen Sleepy Joe in the last

34:23

month. Or all these all fucking out

34:25

looking and then people behind him are like,

34:29

Mr. Burns, Joe, fucking creeping around with his

34:31

vampire hand. I'm going to make a prediction

34:33

here and we'll see what comes. But

34:35

I think there's a state of the year, Joe. Yeah,

34:38

I think Joe is a game

34:40

day player and that he is version

34:42

of him. You see that's dragging and

34:44

confused and walking around stage like a

34:46

Roomba is when this is

34:48

the fifth thing he did that day. He's exhausted

34:50

and he's not the best version of himself, but

34:52

he's going to come into this thing where this

34:54

is the only thing he's really got going for

34:57

today. As a matter of fact, long, this has

34:59

been his primary focus and we should see game

35:01

day, Joe. We'll see my Lord. The

35:03

drugs are precious. We must save them

35:06

for the debate. Yeah, I've seen that

35:08

like they debunked the fuck out of

35:10

that. They're like Adderall does not. How

35:12

are they debunking Adderall apparently

35:14

does nothing for cognitive decline. There's another drug

35:17

of Ritalin, I think that does nothing for

35:19

cognitive decline. There's one like Provoville. I'm messing

35:21

up terrible drugs that last for 12 hours.

35:26

So the Republican talking point is that

35:28

the reason you see him trail

35:30

off after 60 minutes and not do as well

35:32

in the final 30 in his state of the

35:34

union is that the drug only lasts. See, this

35:36

is like this is an interesting real quick. This

35:38

is an interesting example of how fact checking actually

35:40

works is people go. This

35:42

is a daughtering old man who's being

35:44

led around on stage regularly, like mumbling

35:46

in a way that even the people

35:48

of his handlers can't understand. And then

35:50

some conspiracy theorists will be like, he's

35:52

taking ultra super secret like Alex Jones.

35:54

He's taking secret pills that make him

35:56

a genius for brief windows and then.

36:00

the fact checkers instead of like what the

36:02

true accusation there is like this guy's goosed

36:04

up because he's an old

36:06

man and they go instead uh

36:08

fact check there is no magic

36:10

limitless style pill that makes you

36:12

a genius debunked and then people

36:14

who are convinced that joe biden

36:16

is just selectively cogent will latch

36:18

onto that and people who are

36:20

convinced that he's on pills won't

36:23

won't pay attention to it and they'll be like

36:25

nah he is he's clearly i think the accusation

36:27

isn't that he has a limitless pill i

36:30

think i buy into the idea that um he

36:33

does worse at the end of a long day i do

36:36

you think not if he takes out or all

36:38

so so the accusation is that he's taking stimulants

36:44

not that he has something that makes

36:46

his neurons fire better not that he

36:48

has a something that not not even

36:50

that it is something that improves cognitive

36:52

performance on any measurable scale something that

36:54

peps him up he's taking pet pills

36:56

like hepler did yeah that's i

36:59

think they broke that's the uh

37:01

that's the accusation um that

37:03

they're making that they're shooting him up with and

37:05

and look i don't know if that's true

37:08

or not maybe maybe one is state of

37:10

the union day they let him have a

37:12

nap in the afternoon maybe that's it i

37:14

could believe hey give joe two cups of

37:17

coffee make him strong you know i could

37:19

believe that that's it that honestly i think

37:21

that's probably it if i'm being real i'm

37:23

not i i bet on state of the

37:25

union night they're like make

37:27

sure the president gets his three-hour nap

37:29

this afternoon he is an 80-year-old man

37:32

he he thrives on them then

37:34

give him two strong cups of coffee

37:36

30 minutes before we hit the stage

37:38

that way the jitters died down and

37:41

he'll be fucking joe from 1995 again i

37:43

can believe that he's

37:45

81 huh yeah he's just what you know

37:48

well state of the union he was 80 during the

37:50

state of the union though

37:52

oh he probably i don't know he might be

37:54

right you get to learn making it up so

37:56

my point works for me i don't know um

37:58

but that would be my guess this

1:04:00

many albums or this person made this much

1:04:03

gross money. It's, I

1:04:05

don't know, she seems to be one of the hottest

1:04:07

tickets in the world right now. And I see those

1:04:09

sold out concerts and it's absurd. I see

1:04:11

that. It's boring. They're acting like no one

1:04:13

really likes her on that Travis

1:04:15

and Taylor subreddit. And then I saw her

1:04:18

at Wembley Stadium and they were

1:04:20

cheering for her so much. It like

1:04:22

registered on the Richter scale. She's like, oh my

1:04:24

God, the ground is shaking. Let's

1:04:27

not pretend she's not popular right now. The one that's

1:04:29

pretending that. Travis and trailer pretends that

1:04:31

it's all Americans flying over, that they're the

1:04:34

only people who want to see. Yeah, you'll

1:04:36

see some dumb posts on there. I saw

1:04:38

one where like, she's like hugging, she's meeting

1:04:40

like a sick dying fan or

1:04:42

something back. And it seemed seemingly backstage,

1:04:45

but she's wearing her costume. You know, she does

1:04:47

like a bunch of costume changes. It's basically like

1:04:49

a single piece bathing suit covered with sequins and

1:04:52

tassels and shit. And they're like,

1:04:54

she couldn't put on anything more appropriate before

1:04:56

she took a picture with a dying fan.

1:04:58

And I'm like, what are you talking about?

1:05:01

I would want her in her fucking cool

1:05:03

ass outfit that probably cost $8,000. Like

1:05:07

they could be petty and shitty. I more

1:05:09

zone in on like when they

1:05:11

catch her lip syncing at like

1:05:13

every performance. And also she

1:05:16

seems to get, she's, to be fair, we're

1:05:18

all human beings, you know, it could be

1:05:20

humid where she is, but she's like blowing

1:05:22

these big snot boogers into her hand and

1:05:24

sort of trying to like flip them away.

1:05:27

Casting a lot of first stones here, man.

1:05:29

You've never had to blow your nose and there's

1:05:32

nothing. I wish she'd commit though and do a

1:05:34

snot rocket. She's like, hold on, just like gets

1:05:36

up. It's like some, some. I was with Taylor

1:05:38

now, back with Kyle. Close it right in her

1:05:40

face. Like, like that would be sick

1:05:42

if she had a, you know, she's going to need to

1:05:44

do that every night. Like have that be a punctuation

1:05:46

part. Travis could teach you that as a pro

1:05:48

football player. I bet he can blow snot rocket.

1:05:50

One of their theories is that their whole relationship

1:05:52

is fake. And I also see people who think

1:05:55

that she's a trans woman and, and, and, uh,

1:05:57

that's crazy. I see all that. And I

1:05:59

know that that's. I

1:10:00

gotta be careful. I could sing better than that They

1:10:05

like they've taken they pull the after the

1:10:07

license runs out after a year like Yeti

1:10:10

has one Thousand

1:10:14

miles or something like that and I forget

1:10:16

and they pulled it after a year there

1:10:18

Nike has some of the best one like ACDC

1:10:21

awake with the alarm clock Man

1:10:25

so many good ones Hmm. Yeah,

1:10:28

I I see from that chart Zach threw

1:10:30

up. It's it's it's pretty comparable Yeah, you

1:10:32

know I couldn't see a date on it

1:10:35

but I mean if we all know that if there were

1:10:37

a talent show and Taylor

1:10:39

Swift and Michael Jackson were competing in front

1:10:41

of a group of aliens who

1:10:44

appreciated our culture despite their alien nature

1:10:46

But had no knowledge of the two individuals Michael

1:10:49

Jackson would run away with the motherfucker because he'd

1:10:51

be moonwalking up there and they would think he

1:10:53

was a ghoul or a goblin They'd be like

1:10:55

he looks like us. Holy shit. This is the

1:10:57

lost star child I'm with

1:10:59

you Kyle. Michael Jackson might be better

1:11:02

at singing and dancing dancing and haven't

1:11:04

gone head-to-head on fucking children yet They

1:11:06

both compete in this arena But

1:11:11

we don't know who's better Confident. Yeah.

1:11:13

Yeah, you gotta you can't be spending any

1:11:15

more time here guys. This is This

1:11:18

is truly staring into the abyss. I

1:11:20

don't go there Taylor. You misunderstand see

1:11:22

when you go there and start Yeah,

1:11:24

but if you're browsing patterns are so

1:11:26

embarrassing that it's directing you here See

1:11:29

you say that but read it's the

1:11:31

algorithm Site

1:11:37

on the goddamn internet and it's got

1:11:39

the stupidest worst algorithm in

1:11:41

existence it thinks I'm Indian and I

1:11:45

care about their politics. I

1:11:47

get more modey shit I

1:11:49

find I hear about every Bangladeshi rate that happens

1:11:51

and let me tell you Taylor There

1:11:54

are many Oh,

1:12:00

it's ridiculous. And I'm like, how is

1:12:03

this? And I'll go to their Reddit,

1:12:05

the Reddit and I'll mute it and

1:12:07

block it. And the next day, here

1:12:09

we go. Bangladesh, you fucking gang rape.

1:12:11

Seven, seven, 17 victims. The

1:12:13

accuser was blinded with acid. All

1:12:15

charges drop. Just as an India.

1:12:17

It's like, it's always something horrific

1:12:19

too. Never hear any good

1:12:21

stories. I know we've got no Indian fans. So

1:12:23

I can say this terrible

1:12:27

country. What are y'all doing over there? What

1:12:30

are y'all doing over there? I wouldn't want to go. If

1:12:33

you said, Hey, you can go to India.

1:12:36

It's high on my list. I wouldn't

1:12:38

go for free. I wouldn't go to India. There's so

1:12:40

many better countries. I don't

1:12:42

want to go to the good countries. Yeah.

1:12:45

I can't. If Woody doesn't get malaria or something,

1:12:47

he's not happy. Here's what I like. I want

1:12:49

a country that's very different than mine. Right. So

1:12:51

like Japan is cool. It's a good country, but

1:12:54

it's very different. Um, but England,

1:12:56

Australia, I don't feel like I'd go

1:12:58

there and be like culturally blown

1:13:00

away. Like this is the same culture

1:13:02

I come from, but India, Brazil, Nicaragua,

1:13:04

these are places different than here. That's

1:13:06

where I want to go. My vacation

1:13:08

strategy, or at least one I've envisioned.

1:13:10

I haven't employed or India, but for

1:13:13

anywhere that you want to go. A

1:13:16

little exactly for that. Anywhere you want to

1:13:18

go globally, that's a little bit out of the way. I

1:13:20

have this theory and I've checked it out and it

1:13:22

works that whenever some bad shit is happening in an

1:13:24

area, all the prices go

1:13:27

down for like rental rooms, Airbnb, stuff

1:13:29

like that. Um, now Airbnb has become

1:13:31

a joke, so I don't even know what site you'd

1:13:33

use these days to not have. The

1:13:35

room will be $200 a night and then there'll be

1:13:38

$800 worth of fees. Like I don't know how you

1:13:40

avoid that. But back before that was the thing, whenever

1:13:42

like the North Koreans would stop,

1:13:44

start lobbing missiles over mainland Japan.

1:13:47

If you looked at Seoul, if

1:13:49

you look at South Korean, you know, vacation

1:13:51

spots or Japanese, especially like if it, whatever,

1:13:54

like that Northern Island or whatever, go

1:13:56

to the Northern Island and look for no bodies wanting to go

1:13:58

there. Because a missile

1:14:00

fell in the ocean 50 nautical miles away

1:14:03

yesterday. Um, there's been a

1:14:05

bunch of them. I think there was Oh

1:14:07

whenever mad cow crops up somewhere people act

1:14:09

like it's the plague and they're gonna be

1:14:11

out in the field catching birds Lou jumped

1:14:13

to cows, but wherever that happened. Yeah that

1:14:16

I think that's minnesota. You don't go there.

1:14:18

Oh, no, I take it back Yeah, that's what

1:14:20

are you gonna do? That I heard a lot

1:14:23

of people going to japan lately because the yen's

1:14:25

just been destroyed against the dollar and really

1:14:27

you can like Some guys have gone on vacations

1:14:29

there for a couple of weeks for a couple

1:14:31

hundred bucks See I would I

1:14:34

would go to japan japan seems awesome See

1:14:37

i'm not a i'm not a big ski snowboard

1:14:39

guy But uh, some people were saying that they

1:14:41

could they could fly out to japan for two

1:14:43

weeks for the same price that they could Like

1:14:45

breckenridge or something for a weekend Damn,

1:14:48

are there any countries that if you were given

1:14:50

a free trip there? Richard you'd

1:14:52

be like I like to eat I

1:14:55

like to eat so I don't care like just

1:14:57

just in india Doesn't matter like

1:14:59

like like spain just to eat like okay. Okay.

1:15:01

Okay. I don't care about history. I see how

1:15:03

to win this game Ethiopia

1:15:06

Dude coffee. Fuck. Yeah game on

1:15:09

wait the coffee on an empty stomach. Ethiopia

1:15:11

is the mecca like there's like quite literally

1:15:14

thousands of strains of uh species

1:15:17

varieties of uh coffee Ethiopia

1:15:19

is the good part of africa like I

1:15:21

saw one of those old time racial maps

1:15:23

There was this old time erasure map making

1:15:25

its rounds on reddit and they they had

1:15:27

like pictures of like the slav race and

1:15:30

There's a funny and then they got down to

1:15:32

the ethiopian and the the deal was that ethiopian

1:15:35

Europeans found ethiopian so successful that they wanted

1:15:37

to separate them slightly from not caucasian

1:15:40

But not black either and so there's

1:15:42

this sort of in-between category over there

1:15:44

in a limbo Yeah, okay

1:15:48

In my childhood that was the place with no

1:15:50

food show us a ethiopian face Who

1:15:53

would show these kids with the standard stomachs

1:15:56

and bugs in their eyeballs? Was that ethiopia?

1:15:58

Yeah, I don't know I

1:16:00

was getting it that Ethiopia is like booming. I

1:16:03

think Nigeria is booming, I think. But

1:16:05

I think Nigeria is one of those countries where it's

1:16:07

like, check out this billionaire. Don't

1:16:10

look, don't look over the fence. Don't

1:16:12

look at that. A

1:16:15

horrid favela that spreads over the rest of the country. Brazil

1:16:17

goes that way too. Somalia has got

1:16:19

to be like the one you'd want to stay

1:16:21

out of. I was gonna say Somalia, you know,

1:16:23

the whole Mogadishu thing. Whatever

1:16:25

they're calling the Congo these days, you know?

1:16:27

Like, look at those hot, just

1:16:30

a beautiful- Wait, that lady in the bottom middle is

1:16:32

Somali. So I know that

1:16:34

I've been fake news here. No,

1:16:37

I don't know. She's like a Minnesota

1:16:40

politician, but she's not Ethiopian, she's Somali.

1:16:42

Looking at just the adult women, which one gives

1:16:45

the best blowjob? What is

1:16:47

wrong with you? Why

1:16:49

would you limit yourself to just the adults? All

1:16:53

right, doctors, let's- I saw that one on

1:16:55

the top right. I wonder what she can

1:16:58

do. I

1:17:00

got that on the top right. That looks awful.

1:17:05

That looks so uncomfortable. You know that

1:17:07

wasn't, that was months

1:17:09

of being uncomfortable and ruining it.

1:17:12

What are we doing right now? I think

1:17:14

we're talking about gum jobs. It's going through-

1:17:16

What are we doing right now? Yeah. He

1:17:18

was about to bring up a picture of one of

1:17:20

those women with extra super long necks. Something

1:17:23

like that. All right, that's fucking cool. All right, now

1:17:25

I wish something like that- That would hurt. That'd be

1:17:27

terrible. How do you know it hurts? Fuckin'

1:17:29

good. It doesn't feel good. Those

1:17:33

ancient body modifications where they

1:17:35

would elongate the skull with

1:17:37

the wrappings, I wish that'd

1:17:40

make a comeback. That's a fucking cool look. You

1:17:42

know what I'm glad is gone? I don't like

1:17:44

the Japanese women that smoosh their feet. That's Chinese.

1:17:47

Is that Chinese? Yeah, it's Chinese foot

1:17:49

binding. They don't do that anymore. They

1:17:51

haven't for- Super yucky to me. I

1:17:54

think that's been out of fashion for like 80 years or so.

1:17:56

Yeah. I'm old. Some guy.

1:18:00

China, there's some guy who comes from

1:18:02

a long family of tiny cobblers and

1:18:04

their thousand year old family business is

1:18:06

ruined. These

1:18:10

new fangled progressive ruin my business. Show

1:18:16

us a Chinese woman with bound

1:18:18

feet. Yeah,

1:18:20

it's gross. They're all folded in. I know. They're

1:18:23

all folded in on themselves. It's, it's, it

1:18:25

cripples them. Um, but, but they do have

1:18:27

those, you know, they look dainty in those

1:18:29

shoes, I guess. Do you think they, you

1:18:31

know, they, they fetishize that tiny foot clearly

1:18:33

as a society, even do you think they

1:18:35

did weird shit with it? Like,

1:18:37

do you think that it's like your husband? Well, you think the whole

1:18:40

thing is like, you gotta be able to fit your whole foot in

1:18:42

your husband's mouth or your, look at

1:18:44

that. That's, that's horrific. That's horrific.

1:18:48

That's so yucky. So they just walk on

1:18:50

their pinky toes like that. It's all folded

1:18:52

up. Why? If they can walk, I mean,

1:18:54

she looks like she's been walking, but it

1:18:56

hasn't done her well. That's not attractive

1:18:58

to me. Yeah, but you're not

1:19:00

a 1850s Chinaman. Also

1:19:04

for all my kinks, I'm not into feet.

1:19:07

It's not, yeah. Yeah. No feeder for,

1:19:10

for walking. But you want, yeah, but you don't

1:19:12

want them to be big old, like, horse

1:19:14

cloppers on, on the lady. Do you like, like,

1:19:16

like, like Peggy Hill, she's got those size 16s

1:19:18

or whatever. Like you wouldn't want that. So I

1:19:20

hear you, but that's like the 91st

1:19:23

most important thing to me. Like I, you know, there

1:19:25

are a lot of deal breaker. No. What

1:19:28

if, what if her feet, what if she

1:19:31

literally has hairy feet? Are you hitting? No,

1:19:33

no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She

1:19:35

literally has my feet, my

1:19:37

hairy feet. You know what? I'm

1:19:39

in. Yeah, man. Dream satisfied.

1:19:41

Holy shit. But I've got, I've got

1:19:43

hair. My big toe has like a

1:19:45

Hitler mustache on it. You

1:19:50

got a couple of those. You ever wear stocks

1:19:52

that are really tight? And then you take them

1:19:54

off at the end of the day. And usually

1:19:56

it's just the leg hair that folds back. And

1:19:58

you're like, Oh, that kind of feels nice. But

1:20:00

sometimes the toe hair. Also, my whole foot, my

1:20:02

whole foot is hair. That's I trim my feet

1:20:05

with like a like a beard trimmer. And like

1:20:07

you're a disgusting, hairy animal. Do the back of

1:20:09

your calves go bald in the winter from wearing

1:20:11

pants? Is that bald? Anyway, I'm hairless everywhere else.

1:20:13

It's just my feet. I wear

1:20:15

like pants all the time. I'll notice like

1:20:17

my jeans rubbing my my shin hair off.

1:20:20

Oh, that probably makes me a little. It's on the back

1:20:22

for me. Where my calves are. I'll get both. Yeah.

1:20:25

Bald. I can tell that

1:20:27

I'm gaining weight. If I'm losing

1:20:29

too much hair on like the front of my

1:20:31

leg, because it's like I'm in these pants. That's

1:20:33

the first fucking. The

1:20:36

first time is like is denial

1:20:38

where you're like, have

1:20:40

always been super tight. And then,

1:20:42

oh, man, the dryer must have been too hot. You

1:20:46

guys gone through the damn hot dryer.

1:20:48

I have a different sequence. For me,

1:20:51

it's about striking distance like, oh, 205.

1:20:55

Yeah, that's only five. Like, you

1:20:57

know what? I'm waiting himself every day. I gain

1:20:59

and lose that every day, right? It could be

1:21:02

nothing. That's how I deny. I

1:21:05

gain and lose that from 205, which

1:21:07

is a clerical error effectively. Every

1:21:11

day. Striking distance of striking distance, really. Yeah. And

1:21:13

before you ever get on the scale, like a

1:21:15

kid looking under his bed at night. Like

1:21:18

trying to

1:21:20

look over your belly. No,

1:21:24

you're terrified. How do children get on their bed? Yeah,

1:21:27

I know I'm going to be fat when I

1:21:29

like get on the scale and I'm like in

1:21:31

my head, like everything's fixable.

1:21:35

Do you give yourself a do you guess a

1:21:37

number? And then if you're below

1:21:39

it, you're like, good. But

1:21:42

if it's above it, you're like, what's

1:21:46

that number for you? Well, I'll pick like right.

1:21:48

If you're way higher than I think I am.

1:21:51

And so when I get on, I can be like, it's

1:21:53

not that bad. I'll be like, oh man, I'm so fat.

1:21:56

I probably weighed 240 right

1:21:58

now and then get on the scale. It's obviously not

1:22:00

that. And then be like, Oh, see,

1:22:02

it's not that bad. Everything's fine. Yeah.

1:22:05

Everything's my brisket. That

1:22:07

would be great. If, if, if somebody tampered with your

1:22:09

scale, just to fuck with you. And

1:22:12

not be great. That hurt my feelings. It'd be

1:22:14

like setting a clock forward to make sure you're

1:22:16

always on time. Yeah.

1:22:18

I mean, it's, and it's always like, I

1:22:21

always have the feeling after I weigh myself and

1:22:23

I've gotten fat of like, obviously,

1:22:25

obviously like guilt and

1:22:27

in your head, you want to be like, this can't

1:22:29

be true, but really it's like, how could

1:22:31

this be? I've been doing whatever I

1:22:33

want with my diet had

1:22:38

Oreos delivered to my house cause I was sad. Wait,

1:22:41

never gets me. If

1:22:43

I'm sitting on the toilet, if I'm

1:22:45

sitting on the toilet and I see

1:22:47

the, the crease of my stomach onto

1:22:51

my leg or something, I'm like, Oh, dude,

1:22:53

come on, that's gross. Yes. That's a good

1:22:55

early sign. I'll do something. I

1:22:58

look at myself in the mirror shirtless, like

1:23:00

before, after a shower. And I like lean

1:23:03

with my torso side to side to see

1:23:05

when a crease begins

1:23:08

in my side, because like, if

1:23:10

you're going like this, just

1:23:12

a teeny little tilt and you've got like a fat

1:23:14

crease, it's like, Oh my, this

1:23:17

is bad news. But if you can get like all the

1:23:19

way to the side and you're like, Oh, that's a crease

1:23:21

from the natural structure of bodies and skin, you're

1:23:23

like, okay, I'm more in the, in the

1:23:25

clear being fat sucks. And

1:23:29

by getting that rules, that's

1:23:32

one of, one

1:23:34

of God's great. I enjoy the losing. I'll

1:23:36

be honest. I like the losing weight process.

1:23:39

I like turning my body into not necessarily

1:23:41

a chemistry set as part of it, but

1:23:43

also like a bit of a science experiment.

1:23:45

You know, it's, it's almost like having an

1:23:47

ant farm and watching it do its thing.

1:23:49

But you're, you're the, you gamify it and

1:23:52

it's, it's really, it can,

1:23:54

it can keep you motivated and make it really fun.

1:23:56

Cause it's when you, I like to

1:23:58

do things like a hundred percent. Like

1:24:00

the end would really see what I

1:24:02

want to squeeze those half of a

1:24:04

percent percentiles out is on

1:24:06

like eight different categories and be at a

1:24:09

hundred and five percent where no man has

1:24:11

gone before type shit You know while being

1:24:13

healthy that you know when I'm losing

1:24:15

weight I'll turn the AC in my house way

1:24:17

down because I know I'll shiver a little bit

1:24:20

and I'll get cold I know I'll

1:24:22

burn calories that way. I'll take this hour-long

1:24:24

hot baths that burn I read

1:24:26

somewhere they burn as much as like an hour-long walk

1:24:28

and people be like why don't you walk an hour?

1:24:31

I already walked one hour I didn't want to walk

1:24:33

two so I sat in a bath for the second

1:24:35

hour and it burns as many calories as the walk

1:24:38

Just anything anything? Yeah,

1:24:40

I mean once you're on the path of losing

1:24:42

weight and getting fitter and you can see the

1:24:44

first like five percent improvement physically Then

1:24:47

it gets addicting and it's fun It's like when you're

1:24:49

hitting your workouts every time and you start to just

1:24:51

your muscles are always popping like you feel you quit

1:24:54

The thing that'll make you quit and give up

1:24:56

is not being able to have We

1:25:00

results that you can like hold in your hand

1:25:03

Like you need to be able to see the result

1:25:05

it needs to be physical You can't just be like

1:25:07

I guess I'm looking a little bit No It's fucking

1:25:10

the same thing You know like if you can't see

1:25:12

it you need to be able to quantify it somehow

1:25:14

if you can quantify it Then you can keep motivated

1:25:16

or at least I can when you do that. What

1:25:18

are you doing? Are you are you are you just?

1:25:22

Whole 30 you're like trying to cut or

1:25:24

like what is that thing for you that

1:25:26

you can't depends It depends what I'm doing.

1:25:28

So like when I'm when I'm bulking and

1:25:30

trying to get big it was

1:25:33

getting as many The exact

1:25:35

amount of calories at the exact split I

1:25:37

wanted to in the vertical diet and then

1:25:39

just my whole day was built around Fitness

1:25:42

and my whole night was built around it too.

1:25:44

Like I My

1:25:46

plans would never Mess up

1:25:48

a workout or a meal. I try if I

1:25:50

traveled the meals would be in my trunk You

1:25:52

know, I mean like and I

1:25:54

would I would when I would go see my

1:25:57

dad. I'd bring ingredients to cook I cook I'm

1:25:59

like you're eating what I eat, you know, there's

1:26:01

no way, there's no way you're going to eat

1:26:03

what you want to eat. Like

1:26:05

my, I didn't have, um,

1:26:08

I think I, I don't

1:26:10

think I had a girlfriend right then for some of that. And

1:26:13

so like, I didn't have

1:26:15

anybody around with bad habits either. And no,

1:26:17

nothing came into my household that I didn't

1:26:19

personally purchase at the store. And

1:26:21

I see people like, Oh, you go to the store

1:26:24

and you go get this. No, I would

1:26:26

go to the store and I would be so

1:26:28

disciplined. The discipline was the big part. I'd also

1:26:30

kind of made, I don't think Derek took it

1:26:32

as seriously when I said it, but I like,

1:26:34

I kind of made a vow to Derek. I

1:26:36

was like, I'm about to show my ass. Like,

1:26:39

watch me. Like I'm going to do something

1:26:41

here. And I, I,

1:26:43

when I would want to quit, I'd be like,

1:26:45

can't let Derek down. Can't let Derek down. He's

1:26:47

expecting something out of me. And, you know, like,

1:26:49

well, there's like, I don't care. I'm

1:26:55

building the largest supplement company

1:26:57

in North America. I don't

1:26:59

think about him. Yeah. Keep

1:27:01

lifting Jamf. To

1:27:06

be fair, like, like it's not as funny, but

1:27:08

Derek really was hands on with that whole thing.

1:27:11

And super cool. Like he would be what we

1:27:13

would talk about the whole like

1:27:15

body transformation where files, Kyle's fitness journey, right?

1:27:17

You saw that that pictures. I mean, I

1:27:19

saw fricking Jack D was like, yeah, that's

1:27:22

what he's talking about. Yeah, that was

1:27:24

a whole program. I did that in 10

1:27:26

months. Oh, I didn't realize that. I thought

1:27:29

this is my new thing. Yeah,

1:27:31

yeah. I mean, it

1:27:34

was. And, but

1:27:36

working with Derek, he would send me these 10

1:27:39

minute long vote voice notes that I have,

1:27:41

like every little thing to dial in, you know,

1:27:43

from the blood work to the supplements and dude,

1:27:46

if the person I loved the most in the world

1:27:48

or that was the biggest fan of, like

1:27:51

if, if the blues head coach

1:27:53

left me a 10 minute long voicemail,

1:27:55

I'd be like, Oh,

1:28:00

no, man. No, I'd be sitting

1:28:02

there like like fucking dialed in

1:28:04

one one. Like he's dictating the

1:28:06

Bible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because

1:28:09

he's such an expert when I

1:28:11

talk when you talk to someone who's

1:28:13

a genuine expert about something, it's a

1:28:15

good idea to smarten up and listen,

1:28:17

you know, because you're absorbing years of

1:28:19

experience and hundreds of thousands of dollars

1:28:21

in education sometimes for free, so

1:28:24

you should really open your ears. And so I tried to and

1:28:26

I like I know I'm not of

1:28:30

a health and fitness expert. Like I couldn't

1:28:32

diagnose someone who's got their own issue and

1:28:34

guide them through a fitness journey, but

1:28:36

I know how to do it to me now. And I know

1:28:39

how to do it to like, I don't know, a 35, any

1:28:41

mid 30s man, I guess

1:28:43

now, you know, like it's

1:28:46

he's an absolute expert and it was it was fun to have

1:28:48

him be that hands on. And then the other side of it

1:28:51

was the cutting, you know, because I I bulked

1:28:53

for 10 months and then I cut it. I cut weight for

1:28:55

two and that cut was so meticulous

1:28:58

and careful. Were you just hydrating

1:29:00

or what were you doing? No,

1:29:02

I was slowly lowering my calories

1:29:05

while doing more and

1:29:07

more cardio every day and

1:29:10

and following a very precise

1:29:12

weight cut. Why

1:29:14

would it lose? Why cut? To

1:29:17

look good for the pictures. Oh, OK. OK.

1:29:20

Yeah. And also the

1:29:22

way I had told Derek I wanted it structured because

1:29:24

that was something he was familiar with. I was like,

1:29:26

I want to do this like I'm preparing for to

1:29:30

go on stage, essentially. Like I want to I

1:29:32

want to do this like I'm preparing for a

1:29:34

bodybuilding competition. That's what I'm trying to

1:29:36

do here. And so that's what we did. You know, the

1:29:38

10 months of bulking and then the two months of cutting

1:29:40

as if I was going to step on stage on the

1:29:42

last day, I kind of did. You

1:29:44

know, you do blood work and all that. Were you like,

1:29:47

oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:29:49

He's got a he's got a TRT clinic.

1:29:51

So I had two or three doctors

1:29:53

sort of working with me and him monitoring

1:29:56

blood work and all that stuff.

1:29:59

My my. testosterone was like 1500 uh and

1:30:04

like February and

1:30:07

they're like we we legally can't

1:30:09

prescribe you you don't

1:30:11

need anything that's a good place to be

1:30:14

that was funny it's like i like for

1:30:16

me like whenever i see that crease i

1:30:18

have a like it's it's time to do

1:30:21

a fast as yeah the code

1:30:23

is anorexic but it's great because i'll do

1:30:25

the um the i'll do like a shot

1:30:27

of those ketones or whatever and

1:30:30

the first day is super easy for me i'll eat

1:30:32

dinner and then by the time i get to lunch

1:30:34

the next day i'm already in ketosis and

1:30:36

then i make it to dinner and

1:30:39

i'm like okay for dinner i'm gonna

1:30:41

have you know element has those chocolate

1:30:44

flavored uh salt packets i

1:30:46

thought it was the worst tasting uh

1:30:50

electrolytes because i'd mix it room temp

1:30:52

or cold it tastes like awful but

1:30:54

hot water hot water oh my

1:30:57

god it's like no calories and

1:30:59

so it was like i was drinking a

1:31:01

shake for dinner so a three-day fast every

1:31:03

night i would look forward to that as

1:31:05

my meal um and it

1:31:07

was so easy to do do that and then i would

1:31:09

stay in ketosis for a few weeks eating like rib eyes

1:31:11

and um avocados and stuff

1:31:14

like that and then i would ease back into

1:31:16

like a whole 30 diet or something like that

1:31:18

and usually i can drop 30

1:31:20

pounds in 30 days doing that do you

1:31:22

go buy numbers on the scale or you just get

1:31:24

to the point where you're like all right i'm looking

1:31:26

like myself in the mari a little of both because

1:31:28

i'm a big guy man i can get like i

1:31:30

if i i love chocolate i fucking

1:31:32

love chocolate like i'll get peanut butter cups and

1:31:35

just i'll go to whole foods or something they

1:31:37

have the the store brand peanut butter cups and

1:31:39

i'm like oh i'll eat that over the week

1:31:41

and it's gone in the next 24 hours and

1:31:45

that's a talk i thought this would

1:31:47

take two days and then i'm like

1:31:49

oh shit i'm 235 uh

1:31:52

i guess i gotta try to get back down to 205

1:31:55

200 and the quickest way for me to do

1:31:57

that is just like reset maybe twice a year

1:31:59

i'll do a three-day fast and then I'll get,

1:32:02

get Joseph's for, and it's crazy cause it's like,

1:32:04

I've never done any like recreational

1:32:06

drugs. And so I

1:32:09

can only imagine this is what, uh,

1:32:11

amphetamine or Adderall or something's like, because

1:32:13

my brain is just firing on all

1:32:15

cylinders. And it's like, I guess you're

1:32:17

in a fight or flight mode and

1:32:20

your, your body's just trying to figure

1:32:22

out where the food's at and everything. But I,

1:32:25

I, I like, I stack up, I stack up

1:32:27

so much work so that I just don't have

1:32:29

any downtime and I'm so productive that week. I

1:32:32

was, I was fasting every, I think

1:32:34

Thursday or Friday. Um,

1:32:37

so doing a 24 hour fast, you

1:32:39

know, on the same day, every week for a while.

1:32:42

I don't actually remember how long months of

1:32:45

that, you know, during that cutting process.

1:32:47

And then like, I think that I

1:32:49

would, there was, I think there was a night where we

1:32:51

did this show when we got off at 11 and

1:32:54

I hadn't eaten for 24 hours and I couldn't until

1:32:56

like the next day. And then I had

1:32:58

to go run for an hour at the gym at

1:33:01

the minute in the morning. I liked, it

1:33:03

was funny to me cause Kyle would weigh

1:33:06

in and then give his metrics

1:33:08

to Derek and then he would determine his calories

1:33:10

for the next week. So

1:33:12

he would like cut every week, like dehydrate

1:33:14

to hit a number on the scale so

1:33:16

that Derek didn't remove more calories than he

1:33:19

otherwise would have. I got

1:33:21

to weigh 174 by the time

1:33:23

I weigh in tomorrow morning. Otherwise, Derek's

1:33:25

going to make me survive on 1500

1:33:27

calories or something like that. Yeah. You

1:33:30

got to hit that number. Got to hit that number.

1:33:33

He wants us to hit, or I'm going to lose

1:33:35

more calories or gain more. It would usually be either

1:33:37

fewer calories or more cardio or both, or both. By

1:33:39

the end, I was doing an hour of cardio a

1:33:41

day or maybe an hour and 15

1:33:43

a day and eating 2,200 calories, I think.

1:33:47

What type of cardio? Like running or? I

1:33:49

like the elliptical. I like the elliptical because I

1:33:52

can turn my brain completely off because you're kind

1:33:54

of in a thing that doesn't require you to

1:33:56

like have form. It just does form for you.

1:33:59

And so. I can kind

1:34:01

of turn my brain off and maybe meditate

1:34:03

a bit and I can just go to

1:34:06

another place. I try to go into a

1:34:08

daydream, like a self-induced daydream during

1:34:10

that for as much as possible with

1:34:13

like music playing in my like

1:34:15

noise canceling headphones and close my

1:34:18

eyes and just let

1:34:20

my body do it but my mind goes somewhere else

1:34:22

if I can. And I

1:34:24

can get, I can make an hour feel like 30 minutes

1:34:27

but 30 minutes of cardio is so awful.

1:34:29

I jump rope. I can make 90 seconds feel like 10

1:34:31

minutes. It's

1:34:36

like planking or something. It's

1:34:39

all like I'll be on the exercise bike or the treadmill in my basement gym

1:34:41

and put on

1:34:44

king of the hill to watch or something and five minutes in in

1:34:46

my head I'm like, oh, it

1:34:49

was just like a like a movie length special they

1:34:51

made or no, just a regular episode and

1:34:55

you're six minutes in. Yeah. And

1:34:57

it's not even the exhaustion. It's

1:34:59

just it's so much more boring than lifting

1:35:01

weights because at least with lifting weights, it's

1:35:04

like I'm going to I got I got

1:35:06

a bunch of stuff that's going to happen.

1:35:09

Like I'm not I'm it's not going to be the

1:35:12

same exercise for the entire hour long hour and a

1:35:14

half whatever period. Have you seen Rhonda Patrick talk about

1:35:16

the Norwegian four by four? No,

1:35:19

no, it sounds awful. Well,

1:35:24

so here's the thing is I hate

1:35:26

doing monotonous cardio, like you say. So

1:35:29

what I'll do is the assault bike and

1:35:32

the Norwegian four by four is essentially

1:35:35

four minutes, three minutes

1:35:37

rest, four minutes, three minutes rest, and

1:35:39

you go 80% max heart rate.

1:35:42

And so so you're a lot less. So for

1:35:44

me, I get on the salt bike and I'm

1:35:47

going 2530 miles per hour. So

1:35:50

by the time I get down to time

1:35:52

on each round, I'm like, I can't go anymore. And

1:35:54

then the three minute rest hits and then I can

1:35:56

get back on. And I found that

1:36:00

my brain doesn't have time

1:36:02

to get bored because

1:36:04

I'm just struggling to stay in it. But

1:36:06

it's not max heart rate, right? So you're

1:36:08

not like one minute and done. What is

1:36:11

your max? I honestly,

1:36:13

I don't know. I would, at

1:36:15

the end of my card, I would try to stay at like, I

1:36:17

think 135. It's where

1:36:19

I would try to keep my heart rate for like the full

1:36:21

hour. Like, and I really kept that dialed in.

1:36:23

And I would get lazy. I'm like, as long as my heart's

1:36:26

doing the work, that's all that matters to you. But

1:36:28

at the end, I would try to crank it up

1:36:30

to just as high as I could get it. I

1:36:32

would turn it, and I was like, I want

1:36:34

to get it as high as I can get it. And then

1:36:37

I would walk laps around the

1:36:39

gym until my heart rate went

1:36:41

to below whatever

1:36:43

the level, below

1:36:46

115, 110, until I

1:36:48

had actually cooled down to try to like get extra

1:36:50

calories. I would send y'all pictures. I think

1:36:52

my heart rate would be in the 180s or something. Really?

1:36:55

It was like 179, maybe some 180, something

1:36:58

like that, yeah. I was younger than you, but when I was

1:37:00

in college, my heart rate got super high, like 235, 245. Fuck!

1:37:05

Shit. Yeah, and like people didn't believe

1:37:07

me. Because after the, like

1:37:09

between sets, the coach would ask us to

1:37:11

call out our pulse. And,

1:37:13

you know, it was always, you know, whatever, 115, 135, I'm

1:37:16

like 240. And

1:37:19

they're like, what? Like, yeah, you measure it.

1:37:21

And then they did, and they got the same thing.

1:37:23

Like, yeah, I'll strap on that fucking chest thing. It's

1:37:25

all true. I don't know. Is

1:37:27

that like cardiac arrest? I'm not sure what's happening here. Like

1:37:29

220 is the max, but not for me. Yeah, heart

1:37:31

attack. I don't think I do it

1:37:33

now, but I did. Do we

1:37:35

have Dragmir von Geldströven?

1:37:38

Yes. I am

1:37:42

Dragmir, the goiner,

1:37:44

Gormidios, von

1:37:47

Geldströven, deterred at

1:37:50

your service. I

1:37:52

appreciate you coming on in

1:37:55

the midst of your quest. Are

1:37:58

you making fun of my voice? Never.

1:38:00

Never would I only do

1:38:02

that online and

1:38:05

never do your face. I grow

1:38:07

tired of fake vampire accents. The

1:38:12

accuracy is never there. Oh,

1:38:14

it's I've been watching some of your

1:38:17

the fish tank season two and a half is

1:38:19

going right now, the RPG. And

1:38:22

it is funny hearing

1:38:24

the the German fade in and

1:38:26

out, depending on how frustrated you

1:38:28

are with John in the moment.

1:38:30

Yes, he is retarded.

1:38:35

So it's for people

1:38:37

who don't know Sam and do another

1:38:39

fish tank this time, very creative RPG

1:38:42

in the middle of the woods, everyone

1:38:44

has quests, characters, classes, creature.

1:38:47

Come here and hold my mirror,

1:38:50

my magic mirror. And

1:38:54

everyone seems to really understand what

1:38:56

role play is other

1:39:00

than John. Now,

1:39:02

do you think is John playing too

1:39:04

cool for school with it or does

1:39:06

he really not understand what he's supposed

1:39:08

to be doing? John, he is suffering

1:39:11

from main character syndrome. Chris,

1:39:15

follow me. I can't

1:39:20

believe you're not wearing your your your

1:39:23

hat. Yeah, classic hat. There.

1:39:27

You have preempted my wardrobe

1:39:30

decision. So

1:39:33

John is getting

1:39:35

a bit of main character syndrome. And

1:39:37

I heard I heard Jett yell at him

1:39:39

earlier today to stop shit testing production

1:39:42

because he's clearly he's

1:39:45

treating the world they're building almost like

1:39:47

a Skyrim thief where he's just stealing

1:39:49

things and trying to cause problems for

1:39:51

the sake of it. Seemingly, is that

1:39:53

pretty accurate? He is

1:39:55

not taking it seriously. I'm afraid

1:39:57

he will not be leveling up.

1:39:59

time soon. Ah,

1:40:02

so are you gonna let Scott or

1:40:05

I'm sorry, Kade go full

1:40:07

force on him, hopefully, he's going to

1:40:09

kick his ass. Yes. That

1:40:11

would be great. I was I was

1:40:13

talking to Scott and I played games all

1:40:15

the time together. And so before he went

1:40:17

on, he was like, I'm getting this awesome

1:40:20

duster looking like a badass. And then he

1:40:22

was going to try and find a t

1:40:24

shirt that said, like, shut up, I left

1:40:26

my video games to be here. But

1:40:29

the best he could do is the the

1:40:31

Yeah, no one which seems to be catching

1:40:33

on. I really hope that he he

1:40:36

gets it in with john because he let him win.

1:40:39

It is a very funny shirt that

1:40:41

he wears. It is made

1:40:43

me laugh many times.

1:40:46

This season. Yeah, that

1:40:48

that that no. Okay.

1:40:53

Yeah. Okay.

1:40:57

Will you come here? Show

1:40:59

them your humorous garment? Yeah,

1:41:02

you think I've seen in my life,

1:41:04

it is good. He

1:41:09

would like to see your funny shirt cage. You

1:41:12

show them. No, look

1:41:17

at solid because it seems like

1:41:19

he's going to agree with you

1:41:22

with your hair brain scheme. But then it says

1:41:24

no. It's

1:41:28

very funny. Good luck beating

1:41:30

john's ass later cage next time you won't

1:41:32

go so easy on him. No,

1:41:35

I will not. Good. See,

1:41:39

cages is in is locked

1:41:41

into the character is role

1:41:43

playing to catch up ability

1:41:45

at all times. This

1:41:47

is what you need. We appreciate. Can

1:41:49

you guys help me catch up? I'm thinking there's

1:41:51

listeners in my spot too. So there's a new

1:41:53

fish tank going on. Is

1:41:56

it happening? Are we getting ready for it? Are

1:41:58

the participants already in? Is it live? What's

1:42:00

the theme? Help me catch up. You

1:42:05

are asking me? You

1:42:07

are, Taylor. Yes, Dragomir. You go ahead.

1:42:09

Of course, it is happening right now.

1:42:13

It is real. It is

1:42:15

100% real. There

1:42:18

is no games. There is no

1:42:20

role playing. We are in my

1:42:22

ancestral home, the woods. These

1:42:25

woods which I have called home for

1:42:27

over 400 years, though I look, appear

1:42:30

to be 28 years old. Me

1:42:34

too. That

1:42:37

fucking killed me when I saw that clip

1:42:39

on Twitter. I may

1:42:41

appear to be a 28-year-old man. Nearly

1:42:45

not 28. I

1:42:47

looked at you not a day over, 28 years old. Earlier

1:42:53

today, it was right before the show, actually.

1:42:55

I was watching a bit of it. Fishtank.live,

1:42:57

everybody go check it out there. I

1:43:01

saw the amount of worry on

1:43:03

Dragomir's face when Lord

1:43:05

Fatemir, the king Fatemir, Airsoft

1:43:07

Fatty, was given a

1:43:10

noble steed ride, which is

1:43:12

a dirt bike, Woody. And

1:43:15

this noble steed had never bore

1:43:17

480 pounds before. Yes,

1:43:22

it is a

1:43:24

child's dirt bike. The

1:43:26

Kawasaki KX1 hat is meant for

1:43:28

a small boy, but he

1:43:31

is 400 pounds. He rode it

1:43:33

like a champ. You

1:43:36

did. He drove away, and you

1:43:38

just heard the rumble fade. And

1:43:40

for like five real-time minutes, Dragomir

1:43:44

is like, I pray that

1:43:46

the king is safe on his venture. And

1:43:50

he came back covered in dirt

1:43:52

from having fallen off multiple times.

1:43:55

The king is very durable. He is

1:43:59

a bit ramshackle. in his riding.

1:44:01

He rides like a younger man

1:44:03

with much bravado, but he

1:44:05

is durable, I must say. Do

1:44:08

you have a helmet? No, we

1:44:10

don't wear helmets. This is ancient times,

1:44:12

my friend. My bad. Ancient

1:44:15

times. Kelusaki

1:44:17

goes way back. No

1:44:19

head protection. When you

1:44:22

are riding nightmare, it

1:44:24

is just you and the speed

1:44:27

and the wind through your hair,

1:44:29

through your clothes, feeling the wind,

1:44:31

the woods howling

1:44:34

at you. No head

1:44:36

protection. Okay. I

1:44:38

like it. I like the excitement. And

1:44:40

I like how committed everyone is to the

1:44:42

bit. This seems like

1:44:45

the height or the. I do. The world. What

1:44:47

is it? What

1:44:50

is it? I should have said

1:44:52

my mistake, Lord Dragomir. I appreciate

1:44:54

this insight into the

1:44:57

world of your wooden realm. I

1:45:00

am not a Lord. I am a mere duke. Oh,

1:45:04

the duke. And we did go through

1:45:06

this once. The Lord is higher than a

1:45:08

duke. So it's possible. My

1:45:11

kingdom is higher ranking. My kingdom

1:45:13

is small. I have but

1:45:15

a few children of the night to

1:45:17

watch over, but I

1:45:19

do my best. Of

1:45:22

all these new individuals

1:45:24

to inhabit your realm, who gives

1:45:26

you the most pause, Dragomir? I

1:45:29

let me look. I

1:45:39

must say that Jan is the most annoying

1:45:41

of all. Who

1:45:43

is this Jan? Jan, the man with

1:45:46

the cut off sleeves. What is he, a

1:45:48

paladin, a knight?

1:45:52

I believe he is a. He

1:45:54

is some class that does not. use

1:46:01

airsoft guns because we do not trust him

1:46:03

to hold them. Yes,

1:46:06

I saw that creative work around

1:46:08

for the erratic retard

1:46:11

you have in your town that he

1:46:13

is a medic class. Yes,

1:46:16

he is a good medic. He has

1:46:18

helped many people in his time. We

1:46:22

are thankful that he wields no

1:46:24

weapons whatsoever. He merely

1:46:26

goes around healing people. So

1:46:31

you plan to be there every

1:46:33

day for the next two

1:46:35

weeks, Dragomir? I will be

1:46:37

here every day for the next 500 years.

1:46:41

These are my ancestral

1:46:43

home. This where

1:46:46

I live. What

1:46:48

is the goal of this party

1:46:52

that's wandered into your realm? Their

1:46:55

goal is at odds

1:46:58

with my goal. Their

1:47:00

goal is to survive. My

1:47:05

goal is quite

1:47:07

so cut and dry. I

1:47:10

didn't turn them into allies,

1:47:13

you could say,

1:47:15

allies of the night. I see. There

1:47:20

must be some mystical spirits preventing

1:47:22

your transmission from coming into

1:47:25

accurately. It's

1:47:29

the werewolves. They're fucking with his internet connection. Yeah, I bet

1:47:31

that which Lettie is casting a spell. I

1:47:35

have stumbled into a ruin where

1:47:40

the spirits withhold my speech.

1:47:44

I will return. I

1:47:46

will return to the mansion.

1:47:55

So you're just wandering around? Can

1:47:58

you guys hear me? Yeah, I

1:48:02

accidentally stumbled into the old

1:48:05

crypt. I forgot that

1:48:07

the spirits there were eager

1:48:09

to cease my communication with

1:48:11

the outside world. Now

1:48:16

is are you as

1:48:19

as the Lord Dracula of that area?

1:48:22

Do you always experience these

1:48:24

upsetting? Lord

1:48:27

Dracula, this

1:48:30

talk of vampires, it is incessant.

1:48:34

It is meaningless. There are no such

1:48:36

thing as vampires, my friend.

1:48:39

Lord Dracula is merely a myth. A

1:48:42

children's tale, you must see them. Are

1:48:47

you going to beat anyone up this season,

1:48:49

Dr. I

1:48:52

hope that I need for physical

1:48:54

violence. I abhor it. It

1:48:57

makes me sick to my stomach to

1:48:59

see someone in pain. I hope there

1:49:01

is no need for such things. There

1:49:05

probably will be. Yes. At

1:49:09

some point. Yes. Do

1:49:11

you think that Paladin John is too

1:49:13

high on his own supply with clear

1:49:16

noob gains after just a small amount

1:49:18

of time in the gym? I

1:49:20

think Paladin John, he looks like a

1:49:23

pumpkin. I

1:49:26

want to cover him in oil and put

1:49:28

him in a rotisserie chicken container. The

1:49:33

do you remember the guy we had on a long

1:49:36

time ago, Kyle John

1:49:38

from fish tank, the guy who really

1:49:41

difficult to understand at times. He

1:49:44

like he's clearly been doing like

1:49:46

fucking strong lives five by five

1:49:48

for eight months or whatever. And

1:49:50

now he's like much bigger than

1:49:52

he was, but he's going around

1:49:54

to everyone there trying

1:49:56

to big dog them. Oh, he's

1:49:58

dog the bounty hunter now. smaller

1:50:00

than he's smaller than I am

1:50:02

now. He's smaller than you at

1:50:04

your peak. Like he's, but he's

1:50:07

got that I just started benching

1:50:09

to Plait's syndrome. And

1:50:11

he's so stoked to get up in everyone's

1:50:13

face. Good for him, man. But because most

1:50:15

of this questing group

1:50:18

are functionally retarded,

1:50:20

it's working. Like and

1:50:22

he's almost alphing people will not

1:50:24

being able to understand what he's

1:50:27

saying. Yeah. So really, when you

1:50:29

have a speech impediment, really?

1:50:32

Yeah, really. He is trying.

1:50:35

He's doing his best. He shall see.

1:50:37

He he's

1:50:42

not as tough as he's trying to appear.

1:50:44

I'm hope Cade beats his ass at

1:50:48

some point. Scott or

1:50:51

cage, you know,

1:50:53

the mercenary. He

1:50:55

is a formidable foe. This

1:51:00

is fucking ridiculous. So

1:51:05

what are the plans for tonight, Dragomir? My

1:51:08

only wish is that

1:51:10

these creatures of the night, there

1:51:13

are some local ruffians bandits, if

1:51:15

you will, they inhabit

1:51:17

these woods. My

1:51:19

only wish is that they maintain

1:51:21

peace and do not bother the

1:51:24

fair citizens of shitty. Yes.

1:51:27

Shitty the town, of course,

1:51:29

in which you reside. Yes.

1:51:32

I have promised them that well,

1:51:34

they are under my protection. No

1:51:37

harm shall come to them. It

1:51:40

is a promise I hope to keep.

1:51:42

No, I do not know if it

1:51:44

is within my power. Are

1:51:48

you feeling any troubles

1:51:50

or worries over giving a

1:51:52

couple of these people gas

1:51:54

powered airsoft guns? Yes.

1:51:57

Taily pointed it in my face. I had to

1:51:59

wrench it from her hand and throw it. It

1:52:03

was hissing gas out and she went and picked it

1:52:05

up and I said, no, do not

1:52:07

do that, it may explode. They

1:52:12

need a basic airsoft safety course.

1:52:16

And is that coming? You know, the basic.

1:52:24

There is also no motorcycle

1:52:26

safety course either. No.

1:52:28

Well, I mean, based on how well the

1:52:31

King wrote it, I assume he'd done it

1:52:33

before, right? There is only head injury and

1:52:35

eye injury in the future, I see. I

1:52:39

mean, anything that

1:52:42

Lord, airsoft fatty is King

1:52:44

Faddius. He is

1:52:46

King Faddius. Yeah, King Faddius. Faddius.

1:52:51

Oh, it's Faddius? Yes.

1:52:54

My mistake. I thought we were being cruel.

1:52:56

You know, I wouldn't have come up with

1:52:58

Faddius. We do not belittle

1:53:00

King Faddius about his weight. He is

1:53:02

a great king. There is

1:53:05

much food at his court. Probably

1:53:08

not for long. He is a losing weight. He

1:53:10

does need to lose a little weight. He

1:53:13

can still maintain his king body. He is a losing

1:53:15

weight. Oh,

1:53:17

is he? He is, yes. Maybe

1:53:21

a little more will see it in his face. Well,

1:53:23

I think in a hundred pounds you see it in his

1:53:25

face, yes. But he is active. Good

1:53:28

for him. He is doing his best, yes.

1:53:32

So I saw that Goldstryker's

1:53:35

grave is there. Are

1:53:38

you related to him in any way? Name

1:53:41

I have not heard in over 400 years.

1:53:47

Goldstryker. Goldstryker. It

1:53:50

sounds familiar, but I do not know

1:53:52

for certain who that is. Okay.

1:54:01

The fucking hat. So ridiculous.

1:54:06

Do you not wear a hat? I

1:54:08

don't have one like that. Maybe I

1:54:11

should. You. I am

1:54:13

not envious of you, my friend. None

1:54:16

of us are. No.

1:54:18

That's what you say. I

1:54:21

guess you're almost as shitty a city as I'm from.

1:54:24

Being shitty. The

1:54:27

name of it. I don't understand.

1:54:31

Your city? His name is shitty,

1:54:33

right? Is shitty. Yeah.

1:54:36

The shitty. Shitty

1:54:39

is the envy of all towns

1:54:41

around. It's

1:54:43

a American-style center

1:54:46

with many expert craftsmen and

1:54:48

stores for you to browse.

1:54:52

The women are healthy looking. The men are

1:54:54

strong in shitty. All towns within

1:54:56

200 mile radius are envious of shitty. Fair

1:55:03

enough. Do

1:55:09

you think the eye black

1:55:12

is giving away your true intentions

1:55:15

to the Questers? No.

1:55:22

That's it. No. I

1:55:26

am merely a servant. All that I

1:55:29

wish to do is be their greatest

1:55:31

ally. They're

1:55:33

greatest allies. I

1:55:36

am your greatest ally. We

1:55:39

just see your camera roll. He's

1:55:41

hypnotizing us, I think. Yeah,

1:55:44

he probably is. We

1:55:46

have to be wary. He probably has powers that he's

1:55:48

not even going to divulge to us. I

1:55:51

have no such powers. I would not do this

1:55:53

to you. No.

1:55:56

Would you do it to John to calm him down?

1:56:00

Xavier, come and

1:56:02

talk to these people in my magic mirror.

1:56:08

Kyle is so confused. Do

1:56:11

you have a brief moment Xavier? Who

1:56:14

does it need to be? I

1:56:19

said introduce myself but of course you

1:56:21

are far more important for fun. I

1:56:23

serve in a quarter-five theme. Who might

1:56:25

you be? Oh,

1:56:28

we're spiritual travelers

1:56:30

to your wonderful land from

1:56:32

the magic box of Dragon Mirror. Oh

1:56:35

yes, yes sir. The Duke Dragon Mirror is

1:56:38

a powerful one indeed. If I were to

1:56:40

give you one word of advice it would

1:56:42

be to not tempt his blade. I,

1:56:45

for hunger, am massively for the blood

1:56:47

of the innocent. What

1:56:49

brings ye fire and you see?

1:56:52

What brings ye? Oh,

1:56:55

we're trying to learn more about your way

1:56:58

of life and how you're going

1:57:00

to keep that up for two weeks. I

1:57:07

don't know what exactly there is to keep

1:57:09

up. I think the more pertinent question would

1:57:11

be if everyone else can keep up with

1:57:13

it, you see. Oh,

1:57:16

I like that. I like your

1:57:18

bauble full of... I feel like an ampoule

1:57:20

of liquid there. I just... it's

1:57:22

the blood of all the children that will

1:57:24

sacrifice me on the day of the blood

1:57:26

moon. I still cherish it, you see. You

1:57:29

bought that from Dr. Disrespect. One

1:57:32

of the travelers in my realm of

1:57:34

beautiful young pups named Taelyn gifted it

1:57:36

to me actually. You're trying to win

1:57:39

my thing. Well frankly I'm not interested, not

1:57:41

my type. But irrelevant, irrelevant. Go on. One

1:57:45

of the young pups. I did see

1:57:47

one of the young pups, the one

1:57:50

you know is the paladin Yann with

1:57:53

the curious speech pattern. He

1:57:55

chased you with foam swords to

1:57:58

the point you see. sincerely

1:58:00

panicked. I guess,

1:58:03

well, this was merely a tactic that I

1:58:05

use sometimes. You see, if you want to

1:58:07

talk about the Brutus' politics into overconfidence, then

1:58:10

when the blade doesn't bring through, they

1:58:12

would swing at them. I do it.

1:58:15

Leaving them very open, like, it

1:58:19

should be there. Kyle,

1:58:21

he was, this, John, was doing

1:58:23

his like, oh, you're going to fucking

1:58:25

coast at me-ball, like, running at him,

1:58:28

and Xavier here was

1:58:30

trying to fight back, but John had tarred

1:58:33

rage, and Xavier was running away, and he

1:58:35

goes, oh, bat form!

1:58:37

Bat form! You can't attack me anymore! Bat

1:58:39

form! And he didn't stop him. John did

1:58:41

not respect bat form. He

1:58:44

continued to strike, and it was killing me.

1:58:48

It was so good. The

1:58:50

reserve rage renders him truly mental. April

1:58:53

sometimes was comprehending the more arcane

1:58:55

arts that I passed upon his

1:58:57

weak mind. Where

1:59:00

is this for you? Not to the

1:59:02

dumber they are, blessed works, I don't

1:59:04

understand myself, but I find him immune

1:59:06

to many of my otherwise irresistible talents.

1:59:08

It's quite curious indeed. So,

1:59:11

John is resisting your wiles by

1:59:13

brute strength of mind. Yes,

1:59:16

yes, you could say something of the

1:59:19

sort, yes. But the day of reckoning

1:59:21

shall soon come. I warn

1:59:23

ye, I heed ye, that all on

1:59:25

the next rise of the sun, his

1:59:28

duel with me shall conclude, and my

1:59:30

blade will be soaked with blood. Though

1:59:32

all ye who wish to see his

1:59:35

reckoning in both mind and body, ah,

1:59:38

as his blood drizzles and drips from

1:59:40

the braid of my dark fang. You,

1:59:44

tomorrow, though, keep your

1:59:46

eyes glued to the dark mirror in

1:59:48

your hands, for soon I will

1:59:51

speak the unholy one. You

1:59:53

probably want to taste that blood to take some of

1:59:55

its power. Yeah, it's gonna lick his blade. So you're

1:59:58

good for the next battle, you know. Yeah.

2:00:01

Now, now, with this warning, I did. For

2:00:04

I was quest for the heart

2:00:06

of the beautiful Taley. I

2:00:09

made you quite aware for now, fine gentlemen, I'm

2:00:11

sure we will see each other soon again if

2:00:13

you dare. Well,

2:00:16

if you dare at the end, man,

2:00:18

what a fucking weirdo. So

2:00:22

why is Xavier? Is

2:00:27

he a half breed? Is he a full

2:00:30

vampire? He is

2:00:32

something more ancient and more base

2:00:34

and crude than a vampyr. His

2:00:38

power stands directly from

2:00:40

the Ursh. You might

2:00:42

call it prime magic. He

2:00:45

does use blood in his dealings, but

2:00:47

he is no vampyr. I guarantee you

2:00:49

of this. Are

2:00:53

there any good quests on the menu

2:00:55

for tonight? For

2:00:57

the game. We shall see. We

2:00:59

had them do a foot race for

2:01:01

two hundred dollars, but you

2:01:07

get to use a steed. We

2:01:09

did airsoft airsoft target

2:01:12

contest for 125 of your old earth dollars.

2:01:17

Which means nothing to me. I have

2:01:19

thousands of these. They

2:01:22

are littered all over my man's side.

2:01:24

Burn them the old earth dollars. I

2:01:26

do not need them, but these people

2:01:28

seem to want them for some reason.

2:01:33

Man, given out two hundred dollars for a foot

2:01:35

race, who won? Nobody I

2:01:37

take. I kept the money. That

2:01:45

is one of my favorite parts of

2:01:47

the fish tank thing is sometimes yet

2:01:49

will be like, all right, fucking arm

2:01:51

wrestling contest. And then it falls

2:01:53

apart and he's like, no, we're not doing that anymore. No

2:01:55

money. It

2:01:59

is quite classic. You

2:02:01

have them, you

2:02:03

are giving them money, and then they make an

2:02:05

ass of themselves. Just today,

2:02:07

Jan, I told him he could

2:02:09

have 1,000 Earth dollars, but then

2:02:11

I decreased it to 500. With

2:02:15

a snap of my finger, I took the

2:02:17

money from him under his nose. He

2:02:19

was powerless to do anything about it.

2:02:26

He was powerless against

2:02:28

you because he's a mere mortal. Because

2:02:31

he does not have access to checks or

2:02:33

bank accounts, which I do have. Now

2:02:39

are all of these questers in seemingly

2:02:41

dire need of these ancient Earth dollars?

2:02:44

They all need the money so

2:02:46

badly, it is hard to fathom.

2:02:49

I guess we live. When

2:02:51

you are living check to check and you have

2:02:53

a small apartment with a cat and

2:02:55

you are on welfare and have a

2:02:57

fucking cat for some reason, you know what?

2:03:01

I live in a mansion. I have a

2:03:03

cat. And yet it gives

2:03:05

me such pleasure to withhold the money from

2:03:07

them. Like they

2:03:10

hang it in front of their

2:03:12

eyes like a carrot. And

2:03:15

they run and scream for the money, but

2:03:17

it does not come. I

2:03:22

mean, it seems like they need to roll

2:03:24

a perception check. They shouldn't be getting fooled

2:03:26

by you so easily. I

2:03:28

am going to buy a Subaru

2:03:30

WRX. The

2:03:33

noble Steve.

2:03:37

The noble Steve. It's a four-wheel drive. A

2:03:39

rival for nightmare. Yes.

2:03:45

If anyone hasn't watched Fish Tank season one or

2:03:47

two, check out 2.5 at fishtank.live. It

2:03:52

seems like the highest effort, most difficult thing

2:03:54

you guys have pulled off yet. You have

2:03:56

a whole pad city.

2:04:00

And we got a crazy the

2:04:03

crew that has worked out the show in the jet Neptune he

2:04:06

is the director it

2:04:08

is his show you should interview him as

2:04:10

well he is very well spoken. I know

2:04:12

he is a smart guy. It would be

2:04:15

fun to see them do a somersault race

2:04:17

that's way longer than

2:04:19

it should have been. I think it would be

2:04:21

like three quarters of a mile. I think perhaps

2:04:24

we will do that right now. Yeah you

2:04:26

should make a somersault

2:04:28

through the woods for a quarter mile. Nah,

2:04:32

a quarter mile is too short. That

2:04:34

would be so much. It should be abusive. Yeah,

2:04:37

I would like to talk to Jet sometime. Yeah,

2:04:39

hit up Jet. This is all

2:04:41

him and the crew we got. They've been

2:04:43

working super hard man. These guys

2:04:45

are killers. They're better than any Hollywood

2:04:48

film crew. These guys are goaded. But

2:04:51

yeah, have Jet on. Yeah, yeah we

2:04:53

will. My magic mirror is

2:04:56

on 2% of the blood. Alright.

2:05:04

We have to do it. Dragameer,

2:05:06

thank you so much for joining us. I really

2:05:09

appreciate it. Everyone, fishtank.live check

2:05:12

it out. See what Dragameer is up

2:05:14

to and the whole gang solving the

2:05:16

quest of the I

2:05:19

don't know yet. We'll figure it out. Well

2:05:24

played. Well played. Thank

2:05:26

you. You know that one got

2:05:28

better as it went. There was a

2:05:32

moment there where I was ready to pull a plug so it was woody.

2:05:34

But I had

2:05:36

faith. I had faith and it came. It

2:05:38

started with that imbecile

2:05:41

that he put on camera. I

2:05:44

really enjoyed that thoroughly. That was

2:05:46

fucking funny. Yeah, I enjoyed that.

2:05:50

I'm going to be watching some fishtank live in the

2:05:52

next couple weeks. Tracking with it. Like,

2:05:55

again, this was like how I talked

2:05:57

about it season one when it came

2:05:59

out. is like it's easy

2:06:01

to ask yourself when you watch Jersey Shore

2:06:03

or whatever, like, Oh,

2:06:06

these are all aspiring commercial actors. These

2:06:08

aren't like off the street people. Like

2:06:10

they know how to behave on camera.

2:06:12

They're, you know, why don't they ever

2:06:15

pick real weirdos? And

2:06:17

watching fish tank, you learn rapidly.

2:06:19

Why not? Because real weirdos are

2:06:21

erratic and often dumb or angry

2:06:23

or fly off the handle and

2:06:26

throw things at each other in a way that borders on

2:06:28

real aggression. And so it's entertaining. You

2:06:30

never know when these guys are going to have like I

2:06:33

was so glad you were here. Cause I carried it. Hit

2:06:36

it back with that. Well, no one else knows about any of this

2:06:38

shit. Like he knows your names.

2:06:42

Well, I read it. It was, it was

2:06:44

written down. But yeah, sometimes

2:06:46

you have to play straight man. You know, that

2:06:48

was, that was great. I love how you,

2:06:50

like, who, but who won the foot race? Nobody.

2:06:53

I kept the money. And

2:06:57

then just the K I am going to buy a Subaru

2:06:59

WRA for

2:07:03

wheel drive. The first time

2:07:06

you broke character for like four and a half seconds.

2:07:10

No, for real. You got to have him on. I

2:07:15

found out from Chiz earlier

2:07:17

today, I guess, cause

2:07:19

I'm a fan of fish tank and I've watched Sam Hyde's

2:07:21

content for so many years that anytime he wants to come

2:07:23

on and promote whatever they're doing, I'm

2:07:26

always like definitely do it. And it was maybe like

2:07:28

two minutes after Chiz texts. He's like,

2:07:30

I think Sam's coming on tonight. Talk about fish tank

2:07:32

a bit. I'm like, Oh, sweet. Oh no. Like

2:07:36

he's going to be that Dracula the whole time. I'm

2:07:40

going to have to find a way to do. He's the

2:07:42

scariest interview we do because I don't know if he's just

2:07:44

going to like fuck with us the whole time. He's he's

2:07:46

got like Bill Burr kicked the interview

2:07:49

his ass energy and I don't think I could win.

2:07:51

Oh, he's just a funny guy. Yes.

2:07:53

But he's he's a funny guy. He

2:08:00

has a very interesting sense of humor. I

2:08:06

really liked those sketches he did back in

2:08:08

the day. When he's sitting there,

2:08:11

that's him, right? When the boy's fishing and

2:08:13

he's telling him about life, oh my God,

2:08:15

the idea is that he's divorced from the

2:08:17

kid's mom and this is his day or

2:08:19

his weekend or something like that. So he's

2:08:21

taking him to the park to fish and

2:08:23

he's sitting there burning cigarettes, one of the

2:08:25

kid casts the reel in and out. And

2:08:27

he's like, I'm gonna tell you, just all

2:08:29

women are a horse. I

2:08:33

do mean your mom, I do. Don't

2:08:36

listen to anything she says. The only thing-

2:08:38

Like talking through a cigarette. Yeah, a whole

2:08:41

entire television. This

2:08:44

was a YouTube one. World Peace was

2:08:46

on Adult Swim in 2016, I wanna say. And

2:08:50

then they- Never tell a woman your

2:08:52

last name. Or your real first name.

2:08:54

Your real first name. That's a photo. But

2:08:57

they're doing, instead of going through Adult Swim,

2:08:59

they're doing their own version

2:09:01

of World Peace season two. So like

2:09:03

the same sketch style comedy that I

2:09:06

enjoyed initially, where I kind of found out

2:09:08

about MDE and Sam and them.

2:09:11

And so I'm excited for that too. Hopefully it's very

2:09:13

funny. Yeah, there's the

2:09:16

one I always say to check out

2:09:19

if you don't know any of Sam's content,

2:09:22

look up moms. Just

2:09:24

million dollar extreme moms on

2:09:27

YouTube. And it is hysterical. Couldn't agree more.

2:09:29

It's so funny. I still like the kid

2:09:31

with the fishing rod, like whatever that shit

2:09:33

is better because there's like multiple parts and

2:09:35

he gets increasingly foul with this young man.

2:09:37

Clearly they're cutting away. You know, they've got

2:09:40

like three angles that they're using. And one

2:09:42

of them is just him. So the kid

2:09:44

I imagine just isn't there for those hearing

2:09:46

that. They do that a lot. Whenever you're

2:09:48

cursing at a kid saying something horrific, often

2:09:50

it's just, they cut to the cursor or

2:09:53

whatever. But he's being so awful. It's great.

2:09:56

I like what he's doing. Like, so I don't think

2:09:58

moms use it. demo for fish tank. Like it's not

2:10:01

something that I spent a lot of time on, but

2:10:03

I like it at an entrepreneurial level. I like that

2:10:05

he created something from nothing and now he's on season

2:10:07

three of it. And like, that's the part that's neat

2:10:09

to me. Yeah. Yeah. Like I

2:10:11

like the concept of this season

2:10:14

the most because I mean, it's

2:10:16

shorter. It's only two weeks, maybe two and a half,

2:10:18

two weeks, I think. And that's,

2:10:21

that seems like it lends itself to a much

2:10:23

more thorough creation. Cause like, you know,

2:10:25

the starting end date are a lot closer. You can

2:10:27

pack it with more content, but like

2:10:29

having a bunch of contestants that

2:10:31

have to RP, they have

2:10:33

to role play wearing like cameras on them

2:10:35

and cameras throughout the camp. You can click

2:10:38

through all of them. You

2:10:40

can, uh, they, they were

2:10:42

in the woods last night at

2:10:44

their camp and it was

2:10:46

like such a horrible hail storm that

2:10:49

they all just looked miserable. And

2:10:51

all the viewers were playing sound

2:10:53

effects at them. And like,

2:10:56

I guess they added a couple of new

2:10:58

ones to like change the vibe and make

2:11:00

it scarier. Cause there was like audio of

2:11:02

like, like a woman

2:11:04

who sounded like she was actually being

2:11:06

murdered, like screaming so loudly while all

2:11:09

these contestants are trying to sleep. And

2:11:11

it's like a minute of this just immediately

2:11:15

as that ends the loudest mariachi

2:11:17

band you've ever heard. And it's

2:11:19

like, I don't know.

2:11:22

And how do they choose the sound effects? Is there like

2:11:24

a bunch of you pick from, or can you just like,

2:11:27

you pick from, yeah, you can play

2:11:29

whatever sound I would want. Or you

2:11:31

can play your own. All the noises

2:11:33

is, um, when we would go, um,

2:11:35

coyote and Fox hunting, we'd play a

2:11:37

rabbit distress call and a

2:11:39

rabbit distress call. My, I remember my dad even

2:11:41

saying like, baby, let's get out of here. Like

2:11:43

if people hear that, that sounds like a woman

2:11:45

getting raped down here or something. Like it sounds

2:11:48

awful. Like people might call the cops on us.

2:11:50

So we need to be like aware that that

2:11:52

could happen. Cause it's just, wow.

2:11:57

Location. I

2:11:59

don't actually. No, probably I think

2:12:01

he probably is keeping it secret on purpose. Yeah,

2:12:04

people would go there and mess with the show.

2:12:06

I hope it keeps getting bigger and his production

2:12:08

value can increase as you go. I would. Shitty

2:12:10

city. He told me it's in. Shitty.

2:12:13

Of course. Can you bring up a picture? What's

2:12:15

crazy? Zach, bring up some photos of the set

2:12:17

or whatever. So we can if you could get

2:12:19

if he could get his hands on like a

2:12:21

Renfaire, like their grounds or something like that, or

2:12:23

one of those. I

2:12:26

always thought that if you could, if you had a

2:12:28

bunch of old single wide trailers, like

2:12:30

old ones that were cheap, you

2:12:33

could assemble them in such a way

2:12:35

to make. You ever see the movie

2:12:37

Cube where they're trapped? Yeah. You could

2:12:39

make you and like each

2:12:41

trailer could be its own like environment

2:12:43

with its own challenges and and

2:12:45

stuff like that. And I would like that. I

2:12:47

would watch. I would like that, too. And I

2:12:49

feel like single wide trailers are cheap. Like maybe

2:12:52

it's because I'm such a like an actual man. Like

2:12:56

watching them get to role play

2:12:59

and like level up and like do

2:13:01

their little potions and spells and whatnot

2:13:04

and duels like in my head,

2:13:06

I'm like, this looks so fun. Like

2:13:08

going and like doing something like that. Wouldn't

2:13:11

that be fun? You wouldn't have a fun

2:13:13

time role playing. Yeah. I'd

2:13:16

rather do a stage play and just actually do

2:13:18

a character, I think, then go pretend. Here's my

2:13:20

problem. And I hate to make this is going

2:13:22

to sound judgmental and I and it is. I'm

2:13:24

flawed. I'm flawed. Please tell us how you wouldn't

2:13:26

role play some thing you're not. And

2:13:28

when I when I feel like when I got

2:13:31

out there, I'd be like, all right, I'm one of the

2:13:33

cool role players because I know it's kind of lame. And

2:13:36

I'm doing it because I enjoy this. I would

2:13:38

have this in my head. Don't shake your head.

2:13:40

I'm I'm self describing. I'm admitting. I'd have this

2:13:42

in my head. I'm the cool role player because

2:13:45

I know that it's it's a nerdy, goofy

2:13:47

thing to do. But I really do enjoy

2:13:49

the aspect of escaping to a faraway land.

2:13:51

It'll be fun. But then I'll get there

2:13:53

and I'll see people that are like doing

2:13:56

it for other reasons and I'll judge them and I

2:13:58

won't want to be around. them. It'll become a whole

2:14:00

thing. I don't want to go out. I don't

2:14:03

want to do that. I don't want to do

2:14:05

that. I watched that written air show. I don't

2:14:07

know what the fuck that was. What are you

2:14:09

doing? A big dog? What am

2:14:11

I? I think we're looking at a guy sneak

2:14:13

a peek at another guy's junk. Oh,

2:14:16

John. Oh, my bad. I'm dumb. Yeah. And

2:14:18

that was the guy we just spoke to

2:14:20

who had the vial of the, the ampule

2:14:22

of blood. I really wanted to get

2:14:25

him to drink it. I thought that would have

2:14:27

been funny. What was it? Did you get a

2:14:29

vibe for what it was? There was some red

2:14:31

liquid that looked thick. If he's smart, he used

2:14:33

like in the movie corn syrup. And

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but I don't know what that

2:14:38

was. I could hold character that long. Like in my head,

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tailored it now and then. And it was like, I can't

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are the two things you need for this. I'm like, oh,

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yeah, I'll say I'm like, oh, I'd go in and I'd be like,

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I'm kind of like, I'm kind of cool,

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which I respect you. You admit in your

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true thoughts on it. I would go in

2:15:03

and like, no such problems. Yeah. Like and

2:15:05

do it like that. I would be whatever

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character I was for that time frame because

2:15:10

it would be fun. Even you said, like,

2:15:12

I don't know how you're going to keep

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this up for two whole weeks. Yes. Well,

2:15:17

that's because it's behaving like this like a

2:15:19

loon. That's a high energy thing for two

2:15:21

weeks. Oh, maybe I misunderstood the question. I

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would be down to compete in something like

2:15:26

that. When you add that nature, what I'm

2:15:28

describing is almost like a fantasy Renfaire. Like

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you ever see those clips with the guys

2:15:33

like lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt. I'm

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talking about hanging out with those guys in

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the park. Like I can't do that. Okay.

2:15:39

Well, they're not cool like us in the

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context of competition. Wouldn't you want to do

2:15:44

well? You'd want to win? Like

2:15:46

I would, I would, because

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when one of them fails role playing all

2:15:52

the, you know, hired actors and whatnot,

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yell like fail or fail or fail.

2:16:03

And because you failed role play, you have to

2:16:05

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2:16:07

be punished. You don't level up. So

2:16:10

I would have a good time. I'd want

2:16:12

to be able to pick my own character,

2:16:14

though. Yeah, mine wouldn't talk. I'd just be

2:16:16

like a ring wraith or something. Yes. Yeah.

2:16:18

That's right. Yeah. Yeah.

2:16:22

Then you would be able to tell them your name, so they would

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name you and then it would be rough. Yeah.

2:16:27

This is the little

2:16:29

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comes little dick. So what's he

2:16:34

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2:16:38

is the gayest man in Chitty. Yeah,

2:16:44

Sam did a good job because that would

2:16:46

be the easiest fucking job to do. Like,

2:16:48

that's the easiest voice to do. OK,

2:16:51

well, there's no. You

2:16:55

know, I think this is fake. I don't

2:16:57

think he typed in speech impediment. Fan

2:17:01

piles. Like

2:17:04

I would definitely want to pick a voice

2:17:06

that I could do. Aren't you glad you

2:17:08

don't have a speech impediment? Yes, thank goodness.

2:17:11

It's it's weird. Like whenever we have a job, I've ever

2:17:13

been good at relies on me not having a speech impediment.

2:17:16

I don't I don't know what the

2:17:18

prevalence of that particular speech impediment is.

2:17:20

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2:17:22

into so many young kids that

2:17:24

had that and see if thieves and

2:17:26

in rust like all

2:17:28

the time, like like

2:17:31

way more like a high percentage of people seemingly had

2:17:33

it. It was bizarre to me. I don't know what

2:17:35

that was about. Yeah, I

2:17:38

don't know. My son has a speech

2:17:40

impediment that makes him legitimately hard to understand

2:17:42

sometimes, but he gets mad at us for

2:17:44

not understanding. And it's awkward because it's like,

2:17:47

listen, bro, my listening is pretty good. Why

2:17:51

am I taking all the heat for this? This is not me.

2:17:54

This is all we could share. Jesus.

2:17:57

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