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About two minutes ago, Kyle asked me one

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of the most baffling questions he's ever asked me

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to start a conversation, which was, did

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you see the picture of the bear

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with all the worms hanging out of

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its ass? Yeah. Like the

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same way I'd be like, you catch the

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Braves score last night? If

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I did, I would be disappointed with myself.

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Like I shy away from like

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baseball like you do when your mom leaves the door

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open after a shower or something. You're like, oh, nope,

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nope, nope. I know what's happening in there. Like

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you just don't want it. Strictly bear butts in

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the Myers household. Yeah. What are you doing? What

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are you doing online? I mean, I go on

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Reddit. I click all and then I flick my

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thumb until it hurts. Then

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I go about my day. The

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bear anus was on Reddit, I assume motherless after

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your recommendations. Of course it was on Reddit. Nobody

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was fucking the bear. There

1:04

was a black bear, which Woody thinks he has

1:06

a superpower over, by the way. And this bear

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had streamers. I'm undefeated against black bear. Long

1:11

streamers of worms hanging out of its

1:13

spine. And

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I don't know, like feet and feet and feet.

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Don't think like, oh, that's a 12 inch worm.

1:21

It's like a 25 foot worm, like the part that's hanging

1:23

out of it. And it's a bunch of them. And it's

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running along and the people like, damn, as it

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runs along with the streamers of worms, probably

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die. That's what it needs. No, it's natural

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for them. So so bears eat things raw,

1:34

as you might imagine. And their diet consists

1:36

mostly of fish and refuse, which are full

1:38

of parasites. So they're always eating parasites. That's

1:40

why people tell you really thoroughly

1:43

cook bear. If you're going to eat it, you

1:45

don't eat bear rare. Fair.

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Good gosh. I

1:50

only tell you because I can't wait. Do other all

1:53

animals that I know of eat their food

1:55

raw. So I do all animals have worms

1:58

like the fish. It's like

2:00

a little thought it made perfect sense not a lot

2:02

of mammals eat so much fish But

2:04

but in any case bears are riddled

2:06

with parasites and those long intestinal worms

2:09

that they get You know just start

2:11

coming out the back end Really?

2:13

Gusting what are the signs that are

2:15

like skinny and sexy though like did the worms

2:17

he's wearing black. It's hard to tell Yeah, okay

2:19

slimming. Yeah, I wonder if he has abs under

2:21

that outfit. They all do that. No,

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they don't No,

2:26

they absolutely had abdominal muscles Okay,

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don't visible Oh,

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I'm sorry words have a meaning over

2:34

my house big loose skin so they

2:36

don't have visible abs Have

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you ever seen a shaved bear the sad

2:41

bears? Yeah, I have yeah They're just stands

2:43

on hind legs. It has big saggy bear

2:45

skin There's like a train you put up you

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get a bear in some inversion boots and

2:50

have him do those upside-down sit-ups like Like

2:52

a psychopath for a while. He'd have she's got visible

2:54

abs. Okay. Well, they don't know how to fucking do

2:56

that Some do I've seen bears

2:58

do also bright bicycles and and you know

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a big command now. That's how winning me

3:02

over I've seen some bears do cool Yeah,

3:04

if you put a bicycle in the woods

3:07

a bear is never going to organically do

3:09

that You need a Soviet with old Sam

3:12

and nails to nail his feet to the

3:14

pedal. No, they like the bicycles You

3:17

you're falling for the Soviet propaganda. They hated

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those I'm eating

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a bear wanted that Please

3:24

that bear must have been the bees knees riding

3:26

his bike around while the other bears are still

3:28

trying to figure it out He's like 50 million

3:30

people are starving to death in the Soviet Union.

3:32

There's no way the Bears getting good food Right

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Actually with a lot of people starving to death

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eat him the that kind of solves itself not

3:41

guess Bear

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Yeah, I don't think bears actually a big week

3:47

for a bear talk I noticed like the whole

3:49

internet's taken over by the bear versus man conversation

3:51

and all of the the comebacks

3:54

that that a man with self-esteem might

3:56

going it's been a whole week It's

3:58

like 10 months in it Told you

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it really took over the internet. You know, I

4:02

saw it all over tiktok all over reddit all

4:04

over youtube And you know lots of those discussion

4:07

panel podcasts asking ladies, you know straight to their

4:09

face What would you pick the bear to the

4:11

bear? And it's been fun. It's been a good week

4:14

Do you guys want to pivot to red pill? Podcasts

4:17

and we just bring like whores on and we're like, why

4:19

are you so such a slut? I

4:23

want that so much Because

4:26

i'll be the one who's like don't listen to him

4:28

Listen to them. No, that was I was gonna do that too No,

4:32

you are one every week. This is perfect. So

4:34

I get to be the foot part From

4:37

it. Oh, I like that woody guy. If only

4:39

he weren't married laddie. Not no wait or suck my dick

4:41

What are you doing to me? Woody? Ah,

4:43

tishe. Yeah Yeah,

4:45

I didn't think ahead. I didn't think it had management

4:49

Where do I go other than andrew tate to train on

4:51

red pill to become? Uh,

4:53

like the freshened you go to freshen fit. Uh,

4:56

if you're uh, if you've got a little melon

4:59

Uh, that would be the place to go or you could go over to like whatever

5:01

Um, if if you're kind of middle of the road

5:03

fell like like yourself I think you would find it

5:06

pretty interested to have a lot of um, just a

5:08

dead black guy kevin samuels I'm close, but not reven

5:10

samuels if you want to go back in time or

5:12

to the afterlife you could watch him No,

5:15

his content's still up there and it's good stuff. All

5:17

right I remember you guys when you were going through

5:19

that that mini phase you guys liked him Never

5:22

really early pearly things. I know I know what

5:24

he caught on to pearly things a little bit

5:26

She's she's that redheaded girl who's like women are

5:28

trash Really? Yeah,

5:31

she wants to because uh one of the I remember he

5:34

mentioned her she's like we shouldn't have the right

5:36

to vote But

5:40

yeah, she was you don't know that one That's

5:42

my favorite one one got past me they

5:44

don't deserve to vote But uh,

5:46

there was all kinds of things like, you

5:48

know You girls are getting ran through your

5:51

values getting lower. No guy wants to be

5:53

with you, etc. Etc. Like she's Totally

5:55

lined up with that i've seen pictures of her

5:57

online. She's a big bitch Yeah.

6:00

She got is not not want to have

6:02

not that tall like Aussies. She

6:04

looks tall. I don't know how tosser really overs

6:06

looks. B. O sea over sixty. I'm

6:08

almost positive I thought she was six one.

6:10

No wonder she wants to return to traditional

6:13

values because I know of them. Are her

6:15

her womb out dream job? a warlord. Why?

6:18

I like not a Barron Trump level Iii

6:20

or theater lake. City. Well on

6:22

a dairy farm. Wright's. Chicken Muslim,

6:24

towel around, milk that thing she's not helpless to

6:27

began. You know some girls are so dainty you'd

6:29

be like math a barn door ever head or

6:31

that's it. A Go Fund rise. In.

6:33

Another at. It that fence these

6:35

repair she's on t they're. Here in

6:37

whole armful of fits posts out there to your

6:40

she's not. As he needs his hammer. the. Know

6:42

if the claw hammer you dumb bitch or use

6:44

it as he could really get along with her.

6:46

Gonna hammer to use on fence repair. I'm also

6:48

a dumb bitch. I want my ball paint hammer

6:50

out to be able to wrap those twisty twos

6:52

around that round ball at the end. Oh

6:55

is it is now using real

6:57

farmer vernacular. The aisle. I

7:00

just made that word out so that under.

7:02

But. It does matter how many of

7:05

them are, I would learn from

7:07

the big tall Irish more lord

7:09

breeding ladies. Yeah. Which.

7:11

Is probably. you know if I were like

7:13

a six foot tall woman and be like.

7:16

Like. Let me create a barren trump's I assume

7:18

and to take over for the conn for sure

7:20

for sure. Yeah, my standards would raise so at

7:23

so much higher like like. I. Would

7:25

want that six foot five guy like Raymond

7:27

for that for show. Yeah, for sure I

7:29

see one of those matches. My was five

7:31

seven and I'm six foot. And. Then.

7:34

Our. Kid is like six, two or three.

7:36

Something like that. I am clearly the week

7:38

Linkedin realize what I signed up for, but

7:41

my mom was the fucking week. Like Six

7:43

Five four. I phone mammals. Five four. Hour

7:45

and over that little lady like in high school

7:48

and said what the fuck happened my could you

7:50

be big. I. Could. Play

7:53

Ball! Then.

7:55

the dinner where al davis not very narrow

7:57

hail if you're over in a few hundred

7:59

pounds and six Top 1% in height

8:01

for females if I'm not over 200 you

8:03

shouldn't be either All right, well if this

8:06

is what you see online yeah, you

8:08

know she's speaking truth to power She's

8:10

nerdy deplatformed though. I of

8:12

course she's on x still but what

8:15

she should be banned from YouTube question mark

8:17

Instagram I would surprise me I know that

8:19

I For

8:21

a based beliefs well She's hanging

8:24

out with white Supremacist like Nick

8:26

Fuentes and having Andrew Tate on

8:28

her show and she just You

8:31

know touching on fire Andrew I

8:33

think she got deplatformed or anything at all I I

8:36

feel like I've watched a half a dozen

8:38

videos where she's like, please join my patreon

8:40

I've been deplatformed my money monetized kicked off

8:43

tick-tock. I think deplatformed

8:45

off that Demonetized maybe

8:47

shadow band Zack says shadow band

8:49

a YouTube thing. I don't know

8:53

My name is a white supremacist that

8:55

doesn't oh you don't know Nick Has

8:57

I know him I'm not that like

8:59

overwhelmingly familiar, but it's not a client

9:01

As you would agree if you heard

9:04

his stuff that he's ah he's

9:06

straight up pro nazi As

9:09

it used to be Nick white power If

9:13

I was a little on the nose that would be I

9:15

mean that would be a good name if that if those

9:17

are your beliefs Yeah Middle

9:20

name white last name power like

9:22

max power Homer Simpson's name Yeah, but

9:25

you don't have to come across all this horseshit if you

9:27

just watch Age of Empires do stuff online like

9:30

it's that You're

9:32

getting no culture you getting no art and you're getting

9:35

no like media So you don't know what's going on

9:37

one of my favorite talking points is this I mentioned

9:39

the women should be able to vote thing And the

9:41

and the whole point is like first of all It's

9:45

it's it was always tied to selective

9:47

service. You know like like men

9:49

one of the things that men have to do

9:51

they talk about privileges and rights and Men

9:54

could be forced to go over and you know fight

9:57

the draft Wasn't Can

9:59

come back. In in time to start drafting us

10:01

up in cinemas over to fight in Ukraine

10:03

or Palestine or whatever. but they that's not

10:05

true for women and yet they have full

10:07

voting rights to put in say, a politician

10:09

who would. You. Know out that

10:11

they can be honest if we the draft

10:14

now women could vote for like don't worry

10:16

ladies. Vote Vote

10:18

not your if if if you say that exact.

10:20

Little. Soliloquy Just did in and

10:22

like you fat pig at the

10:24

end were already halfway there. read

10:26

their our guest Yeah, we love

10:29

ya da. Now those right sixteen

10:31

year olds are just prime prime

10:33

time. Charlie Brown light Rail yard

10:35

in that in like half years

10:37

ago. And

10:40

yet and some was never read. Laura

10:42

Ingalls Wilder I don't know how we

10:44

lily read, learned more Ingles we might

10:46

be talking about me and another phone

10:48

was seated. the little more out you're

10:50

Married. Know. You read

10:52

that book? Yeah, course, we're American children. We

10:54

had to read that in school. Are they

10:57

going to differ? Years We had to read,

10:59

then school. Real. I read all those books.

11:01

Leverage June, So that's ah, like that's actually

11:03

that's a hooker. Is probably

11:05

a better but more I remember like

11:08

Laura Ingalls Wilder not being the kind

11:10

of character I got excited for. Now

11:12

it was a Frontiers. Little.

11:14

Girl who had frontier little girl problems. It wasn't

11:16

like seem like when thought the comanches like she

11:18

had a problem with spoil buttermilk are like where

11:21

the girls partner a pan and nurse in a

11:23

chair in school or something. I wanted more the

11:25

book to be about what her dad was up

11:27

to. Yeah, I didn't really get much of a

11:29

a window into that if I recall. I also

11:31

probably. Lied. To my teacher didn't

11:34

read the whole thing. I was a never mind and

11:36

reading but I just oh my you're obviously not. We

11:38

like reading things I find boring. But. Tv show

11:40

was good and I went to that movie ran for they

11:42

filmed the tv shows I was I was gonna need. Some

11:45

but yeah, women should have all those

11:47

hours privileges that they have that they

11:49

don't have to. They should rewrite us

11:51

Airplane and tall Sarah a big and

11:53

fat. The third for the modern.

11:58

era arrest airplane into Well, yeah, yeah all

12:00

those I can't believe you didn't have to read these

12:02

in school with me Yeah, I'm

12:05

still stuck on titles Sarah cellulite. It's got a

12:07

certain ring to it There's a

12:09

I bet there's a fucking X account of

12:11

a disgusting pig named Sarah cellulite right now

12:13

We could find that selling it. There's an

12:15

only fans for Sarah cellulite. That's popping off

12:17

right now She's making 30 K a month

12:19

I bet I don't

12:22

know Now

12:25

yeah, that's of how much money those ladies make

12:27

from only fans That's another fun discussion that often

12:29

comes up on this panel shows. It's that it's

12:31

that you know, you're ruining your

12:34

future And you're not going

12:36

and unless you're sticking away enough

12:38

to for the rest of your life You're

12:40

absolutely ruining your future and your family and

12:42

and everything, you know, but by doing this

12:45

by going into sex work and

12:47

it's It makes

12:49

a lot of sense and I saw one guy make the

12:51

point that even these girls who make two or three million

12:54

That'll be gone They're gonna be just like an NFL

12:56

running back who got one or two seasons in them

12:58

and make you know They're gonna be drowning dogs behind

13:00

a bar It will be

13:03

gone But only because they're making bad calls

13:05

like if you inject two million into your

13:07

retirement account at 18 years old Or

13:11

just an investment account like you of course you've

13:13

really greased this you're done 18 your dive Yeah,

13:16

come on. Well, it's hard to live on two million for the

13:18

rest of your life if you

13:20

could just work And

13:24

now you've got something that's gonna grow and

13:26

you can just live off the game Is

13:28

there a point on the the whatever show

13:30

more that like you you doing this porn

13:32

and whatnot? Like how are your kids gonna

13:34

feel about this? That's

13:38

a huge thing to be concerned with in that

13:41

like You're

13:43

really gonna fuck with your kids. I think the red pills

13:45

are Destroying their future in

13:47

a different way. But so long as the

13:50

Current is bright enough. It's okay. Like

13:52

that just pearly things. I

13:55

don't know if she has a like Cisco

13:57

wouldn't hire her if they saw her

13:59

account Social media thing is her

14:01

career in the fortune 500 is over before oh Going

14:05

on did you see mr. Fan? Do you know mr.

14:07

Fantastic is? He's

14:10

one of the sharks the superhero

14:12

Yeah, he's the one that stretches He's

14:15

one of the sharks from show the bald

14:17

guy who's like I'm not I'll buy I'll

14:19

give you a hundred and fifty thousand for

14:21

15 Percent equity like yeah, I do know

14:24

who is three years might be thinking mister

14:27

He might be something else but but but he's something

14:29

like that so he's got a stupid fucking name that

14:31

clearly he gave himself but They're

14:33

interviewing him about the Columbia thing and he's like,

14:36

oh you love to see it. Don't you? Let

14:39

me tell you how this works and I become

14:41

in a fortune 500 company. We do a deep

14:43

dive We spend about five thousand dollars to a

14:45

third-party company. They use artificial intelligence They

14:48

use everything at their at their grasp to

14:50

find anything and everything about you You're out

14:52

there right now with a mask on and

14:54

think we don't know that you're burning an

14:56

American flag that you're raising a Palestinian Flag

14:58

I can see your eyeballs and 4k. You're

15:00

not getting a job here. You're not getting

15:02

a job anywhere. Oh shit That's

15:06

terrifying Yeah

15:10

I'm not current on that. I want to be like that's not what we

15:12

do 15 years ago, right?

15:14

I don't know Yeah, I

15:16

think I think it is what they do if it's a it's

15:18

a real position that I've got to keep in mind They're

15:21

protesting it you at Columbia,

15:24

you know, these are future movers and shakers

15:27

Potentially. Yeah, they're not looking for a Middle-of-the-road

15:30

job. These are guys trying to really

15:33

hit a home run after after

15:35

their education You would imagine after spending a hundred

15:37

thousand a year of whatever Columbia costs Yeah,

15:41

I don't know. Hopefully they're not

15:43

running fucking eyeball analysis

15:46

on everyone Sure,

15:48

I have two friends that went to weird. Yeah There's

15:50

all sorts of biometrics they can like they they

15:52

measure your gate now Like you can't

15:55

even walk you could be you could be in

15:57

a full like suit with your head covered up

15:59

and they would See how your arms swing

16:01

and how you walk your gate. I

16:03

skip everywhere. They'll never. They would

16:05

have you down. They're like, ah. The

16:07

bio-adventures would be immediately, the skipper. That's

16:10

him. The skipper. Ooh, that's cool. I'd

16:13

skip around the protest. They're like, that's

16:15

him. That's the skipper. What's hiding on?

16:17

No one knows. He's just really frustrating

16:19

to deal with. He's just. He's

16:23

got a whole pocket full of flags. Some of

16:25

them not even relevant. Do you guys think skipping

16:27

was an efficient mode of transport when you were

16:29

young, or is that just me? Someone told me

16:31

at some point when I was a kid that

16:33

skipping was faster than walking and also used less

16:35

energy than walking, which I realize now to be

16:37

a lie that like an adult strung

16:39

me along with because he thought I looked like a fucking

16:42

idiot skipping. I

16:44

thought skipping was the most efficient mode of transport.

16:50

Running is exhausting. Even young Woody would

16:52

run for whatever, half a mile and

16:54

be all sweaty and tired. Walking is

16:57

slow and boring, but I found skipping

16:59

to be that happy medium. The thing

17:01

is it's uncool. So anytime

17:03

I had to go more than like a

17:06

mile or so, I'm just resisting the urge

17:08

to skip, maybe looking around to see if

17:10

I can skip in privacy. I

17:12

would skip through the woods because, yeah, I

17:14

don't know. No one's looking, no one's there.

17:16

You had your own sort of Anne Frank journey. You

17:19

had your own sort of Anne Frank journey. You

17:21

had your own sort of Anne Frank journey. You

17:24

just had to skip about in

17:26

private. That's what

17:28

she was so upset about up there. She just

17:30

wanted to get moving. They were like, damn, fucking

17:32

calm down. The Nazis are right outside, bitch. Get

17:37

to writing. Put a bunch of weird shit

17:39

in that journal that we're gonna have to take out later before we

17:41

make it into the weekend. Yeah,

17:43

I bet they can't. Just

17:46

like the eyeball analysis, Woody, if we try

17:48

and start a Red Pill podcast and they

17:50

show clips of you skipping, we're done. We're

17:54

gonna be pearly things and Andrew Tate, they're

17:57

gonna bully us. They're gonna be like, look at these fucking fruits.

18:00

I think Andrew Tate would bully me. He's a

18:02

good speaker and he's a tough guy. I don't

18:04

have anything to offer. Yeah, Andrew Tate coming to

18:06

you live from an Albanian prison, right? I thought,

18:08

is he in jail? No,

18:10

he's not right now, but him and his

18:12

brother are going to have to face S.A.S.

18:14

charges and multiple bad things in court. They're

18:16

going to court and they could not come

18:18

back out again because it's real bad charges.

18:21

But he's, I saw him talking recently about the

18:24

Mike Tyson jake. Is it Jake Paul that he's

18:26

fighting? I get the, it's easy for me

18:28

to put it in court. Yeah, it is Jake Paul, not Logan. Yeah,

18:31

so he was talking about that and I

18:33

agree with his take that he's like, I

18:35

wouldn't fight Mike Tyson right now. He's like,

18:37

that's, that would be awful to

18:40

fight a almost 60 year old Mike Tyson

18:42

and hurt him, you know, like, like he's

18:45

not himself. Andrew Tate didn't say he'd lose.

18:47

He said that he would feel guilty of

18:49

defeating him. I agree with him. I

18:52

think Tyson's in big trouble. I don't think he

18:54

can fight young trained professional athletes

18:56

because he's a 60 year old short

18:58

man. I find myself so

19:00

unqualified to judge when I see Tyson move

19:02

on a heavy bag. I'm like,

19:05

Oh my God, he moves just like he

19:07

used to. When I see Tyson, I saw

19:09

him kind of like

19:11

shadow box play around with John Jones

19:13

in a non-contact way. And he like

19:15

did a thing, did it again. Jones

19:17

was fully baited. Third time he did

19:19

it, he gets to the side and

19:21

everyone is like, whoa, that would

19:23

have been a knockout. And I'm

19:26

just like, damn, this Tyson guy is everything he

19:28

used to be. But then another part

19:30

of me just doubts that I

19:32

don't see it that way at all. I see time, time,

19:35

time does it to everybody. It

19:37

doesn't matter what it used to be. And the

19:39

real problem is it's not like Tyson was doing

19:42

it in his forties. It's

19:44

not like Tyson was doing it in

19:46

his early fifties. He hasn't been doing

19:48

and people are, you bought that Roy Jones Jr fight

19:50

looked good. Roy Jones

19:52

Jr is the same fucking age. He fought

19:54

another old man to a draw, I think.

19:57

It was an okay fight. Get

20:00

in there and go at it. Sure, but

20:02

it was still like man I

20:05

do in his late 50s and he doesn't

20:07

have I don't I don't

20:09

know much But I would imagine that his

20:11

body type isn't the one to go into

20:14

your 60s doing doing professional combat

20:16

Yeah, you know, he's a short guy. He

20:19

needs that speed and mobility I would imagine to be able to

20:21

get on the inside and get his work done. I Think

20:24

maybe I'm wrong. I Gonna

20:26

get embarrassed. I think I think Jake's gonna knock

20:28

him out. I

20:30

think that the experts Agree,

20:33

he's the underdog my Tyson is the underdog

20:38

I consistently buy

20:42

Hype and storylines around boxing and then I watch

20:44

it and I'm like, how did they fool me

20:46

for the 13th time in a row? It's

20:49

cuz rocky made all the movies That's

20:51

what it is. It really is we've it

20:54

feels like boxing is the place where it can

20:56

be done Because we watch Sylvester Stallone pretend to

20:58

do it for three or four decades Like

21:01

like every one of those rocky movies is kind of

21:03

the same thing. You're over the hill rock Yeah,

21:05

I don't work like I remember it was

21:07

like the second movie and he couldn't see

21:09

out of his left eye or something Like

21:12

Mickey hold his hand up and like smacks

21:14

him in the face Let's see. You didn't

21:16

see that coming that big bruiser doesn't you

21:18

gotta be dead rock? You know, he said

21:20

he's gonna hurt you hurt you bad Yeah,

21:22

but he channeled spirit of movies and won

21:24

a world championship Twice

21:26

the Tommy gun somehow. There's a

21:29

no Okay, because

21:31

Tommy that was a street fight, you know I

21:33

felt like the bare-knuckle thing and and they were

21:35

incorporating, you know Like cars and junk and you

21:37

know, cuz rocky had been an enforcer for the

21:40

mob He's the guy who's thrown down in the

21:42

streets and like it wasn't this, you know, it

21:44

wasn't a boxing match It was a fight and

21:46

Tommy was like 20 and rocky was like still

21:49

even then there was rocky story 40 45 or something He

21:52

wasn't 57 and he's fictional

21:54

character as well He

21:57

talked also was like like that

22:00

Ruski that he beat up like rocky

22:02

Ivan Drago rocky didn't fear CT who

22:04

he was born in it Improved

22:08

a couple shots the head like but by rocky three

22:10

or four he was pretty eloquent That

22:16

makes the commies change their mind

22:18

about capitalism somehow Farm

22:24

enough And

22:26

his face is all imagine And

22:34

he's like goes on this stupid

22:36

fucking like definitely row either he

22:39

oh he she horned his own little

22:41

speech You

22:43

know I know

22:46

that because Kyle's told me but Kyle also said all those movies

22:48

are the same so it's not even worth watching So

22:51

the first one is an excellent film the second

22:54

one I think is very good, too The first

22:56

one is a bum getting a chance It's

22:59

a bum getting a chance at the world

23:01

champion because you know the fight falls apart

23:03

like Apollo Creed is the champ He's a

23:05

badass and he's happy. He's got this big

23:07

July 4th fight in Philadelphia. You know where the

23:10

country was born. There's a whole Thing

23:13

set up they've spent a lot of advertising dollars

23:15

and his opponent gets cut or hurt falls out

23:18

And he comes up and nobody can fill him

23:20

they go down the list of contenders is like

23:22

this guy back I know no no no no

23:24

I want to Italian a local Let's give a

23:26

guy a shot You know a chance at this

23:29

it'll be huge and they find Rocky Balboa in

23:31

this book And they only pick him because of

23:33

his name the Italian stallion Yeah,

23:36

they could give anyone a nickname Yeah,

23:39

but but that's his that's his name in the

23:41

book part of their promotion idea was that it

23:43

was gonna be a no one getting Yeah,

23:46

he's like that's it right there Italian

23:48

stallion give me that guy and he's like I

23:50

don't know big man. He's a

23:52

lefty left. Southpaw's give you trouble Let's let's

23:54

get old Tubs McGraw in here

23:56

to fight you. He could come up from San

23:59

Antonio. No, no. No, I made my decision. Yet.

24:01

Marjane Stallion vs. Apollo Creed

24:04

The Tardis. Mcgrath is an

24:06

incredible. Fighting. Name just off

24:08

the top your head. I wanted to sovereign

24:11

credit for that. I love tubs. If

24:14

I haven't heard about able to be Targeted are based

24:16

on fire but if Thug Bedrock Zebra did was that

24:18

in your mind at all ages are allowed and know

24:20

that was a baseball must have an echo many things

24:22

gambling around in there that at that I know are

24:25

things I somehow the connect that it's probably. But.

24:27

Us to door and than eighteen eighty

24:29

Phillies World champions, I. Went to

24:31

Sky with his daughter says Rothys

24:34

library thirty two, maybe thirty five

24:36

in the first movie he's over

24:38

the hill. He. Was a middling

24:40

boxer who who was just eating

24:42

wins out against bombs. And

24:44

because he never really put his heart and soul

24:47

into it and got this love story going on.

24:49

The first one is very very good. And

24:51

I agree with what he the second one. Is

24:54

is just as good. maybe better. There's a

24:56

Rocky really goes to a low place in

24:59

the second or third. You want to when

25:01

you are evil comes into his own now

25:03

but look like the Bachelor Raikkonen. It's only

25:05

to indicative of a wonderful first couple of

25:08

movies. The third, when he fights clubber Lang

25:10

played by Apollo Creed East or may not

25:12

about agree how Mr. T Mr T the

25:14

Rockies trying to retire there like commemorating statues

25:17

of him. It's time. He's a multi millionaire

25:19

money coming from thirty different channels and he's

25:21

retiring as a do in a speech and

25:23

Molly. As a robotic girlfriend yeah Mr.

25:25

Mr T like like you don't have

25:27

any time you run over me. And

25:30

it has his own rules. mobile

25:32

noises allergies as soon as the

25:34

most unbelievable goose's leave their beauty

25:37

vivid memories. Of

25:39

but then he sees Rothys wife. Adrian is like i

25:41

wanna. Get you. A

25:44

come up with my Populate Acid. What a

25:46

real make it do. They. They made

25:48

they do that and a family can. Hotter than

25:50

your part of it. They're basically

25:52

and rockets. and

25:55

it's like fuck would you do you get faded into

25:57

the sets up at about your wife you are all

25:59

your your Sailing into the sunset and someone stood

26:01

up fuck your wife and you came back to

26:03

get more see yeah The movie wouldn't work if

26:05

he's like I'm going into

26:08

accounting No,

26:10

he's like killing it. Yeah, you don't get

26:12

the robot till four though the robot actually

26:14

it's heavily implied I only he does not

26:16

have a robot So when I

26:18

say robot, I mean like an 80s toy

26:20

that a millionaire might have but it's all

26:22

it's a lot like Rosie from The Jetsons.

26:24

It's a lot like Rosie from the Jetsons

26:26

and it has like recorded Well,

26:30

Paul he's a disgusting man Everything's

26:34

fuckable if you're brave enough. Yeah,

26:36

Paul. He's a rough customer you he's

26:38

definitely got syphilis He's got one of them old-timey diseases.

26:41

He just didn't get a tree did not from the

26:43

real deal guy not from the robot I

26:45

mean it has yeah. Yeah,

26:47

but I highly recommend the Rocky movies. I

26:49

think they're very good, but they're fucking movies and and Mike

26:53

Tyson is not a movie star He's gonna have to

26:55

go in there and actually fight a kid who's trying

26:57

to cement a legacy you Jake

27:00

Paul is imagining I'm

27:02

gonna be one of the guys in the history books

27:04

that when they look at who was the greatest and

27:06

they're arguing of where there was Mike Tyson or Muhammad

27:08

Ali they're gonna look at Tyson's record and see that

27:10

I fucking knocked him

27:12

unconscious and That

27:15

I feel like that's he's seeing that and

27:17

he did you have to imagine Jake Paul's

27:19

like a smart savvy businessman like I do

27:22

There's no way he believes he's going

27:24

down as like a great all-time boxer

27:26

for why not? 67

27:29

year olds told is he Jaden he

27:31

in his like late 20s 25 to 27 is

27:34

my guess yeah, does he think they're not

27:36

gonna like Click any other links

27:38

on the page when they're going to his we

27:40

do yeah I just know wins a wins a

27:42

win you know I mean you like like you

27:44

got him Hey, you got him

27:47

I think something about to because people are

27:49

we're having a discussion right now. Will he beat him

27:51

up? I don't know he could pull a rocky for

27:55

Sailors cyber this that the way that

27:57

he cherry picks retired and aged broken

28:00

down champions makes me feel like he's look

28:03

a great fighter compared to

28:05

most people, but in terms of the greats,

28:07

he's a great businessman. Yeah. He

28:10

wouldn't be fighting Tyrone Woodley twice to cement

28:12

a legacy in fighting. He wouldn't be fighting

28:14

Ben Askren. He wouldn't be fighting Mike Tyson

28:16

to cement the legacy in fighting. He'd be

28:19

fighting another guy at the top. He'd

28:21

be like, Hey, Tyson Fury, you

28:24

stupid bitch. Good

28:27

luck with that strategy. Tyson Fury would be like,

28:30

I love $20 million. Let's do it.

28:32

Tyson Fury's not like over the hill.

28:34

That's what I'm saying is

28:36

he's avoiding Tyson Fury. Would Jake Paul ever

28:38

get in the ring with Tyson Fury? No.

28:40

Of course not. Because that would be a

28:42

horrible career decision for this kind of little

28:44

house of cards he's building for himself. Well,

28:47

it makes a ton

28:49

of money. He's making millions and millions of dollars

28:51

every time. And to his audience and to

28:53

the people he's trying to impress, they don't

28:55

care that these people are a little over

28:58

the hill. I guarantee the bulk of his

29:00

fans have no idea what Tyrone Woodley's record

29:02

was in the UFC. They heard former

29:05

UFC champion Tyrone Woodley. And this

29:07

is coming right off. He beat

29:09

former Strike Force champion Ben

29:11

Askren. And it's like,

29:13

holy shit, he took one. He's taken

29:16

a, he kills one MMA champion. He's

29:18

onto another. Oh, he, then

29:20

he KOs the Tyrone Woodley when

29:22

he comes back to the rematch. It's a

29:24

good look if you're a Jake Paul fan

29:26

and not a combat sports fan per se.

29:30

It's like, holy shit, he's taking champions out left

29:32

and right. I agree. But even that framing

29:34

is like the marketing of it and how

29:36

smart that is. Like the idea that he's

29:38

going to be looked back on as one

29:40

of the great boxers is even as,

29:42

oh, I don't think that has to be a, I don't

29:45

think that either. What I'm saying is like some

29:47

of the things that people will think that putting yourself in the

29:49

same conversation with

29:53

Mike Tyson is a fucking accomplishment. I would fight

29:56

Mike Tyson so happily just to have done it

29:58

just to be, I don't have any. people for

30:01

free you'd let my attention

30:03

beat you up and down the engine

30:05

square whatever the color of mine yes

30:07

it would be incredible I would love

30:09

to take a beating from Mike Tyson

30:11

I spin in absolute pleasure like

30:13

I don't like it thank you I said

30:15

I'd like it

30:18

too my goal would be to like you know

30:22

you're one imagine if I survived around

30:26

with Mike Tyson I made it to the second

30:28

I crawled to the corner because that was Rocky's

30:31

thing and Rocky won Rocky does anything you

30:33

better than my Jason athletically no I

30:35

was gonna say read you know I like

30:38

a foot race not I'm not sure I can beat him in

30:40

a foot I could have swimming I got him I hear his

30:42

knees are shot I I look

30:45

I don't you race I don't know I'm talking like I

30:47

see pictures of my Tyson I see videos I don't believe

30:49

any of them because I don't know when they were taken

30:52

they could be ten years old it's hard to tell he

30:54

always looks the same basically especially when he's sweaty and the

30:56

lights are weird so I can't tell but I would say

30:58

this most 57 year old men with bad

31:00

news who were that short can't hang with

31:02

me in distance running like they just can't

31:04

oh I guarantee I can skate circles around Mike

31:07

Tyson oh yeah there's one I think I got

31:09

him there Woody and I both have them in

31:11

heating I think we all have them in in

31:13

running do you think Mike Tyson could run a

31:16

5k like right I'm like

31:18

no I'm not running yeah

31:21

I could run a 5k right now you could

31:23

do a 5k right now yeah I could

31:25

complete the 5k do I have to run the whole

31:27

time oh there are like I there would be time

31:29

I wouldn't have to walk at any point but there

31:31

would be some some slow

31:33

jog I could definitely do that jog at

31:36

walking pace thing for 5k like I think

31:38

I could do that like

31:40

the more exhausting form of walking yeah I don't

31:42

think he and what I mean

31:45

by that is like I would want to train a

31:47

little obviously but I think in eight weeks I can

31:49

run a 5k when I was

31:51

cutting weight I was doing 5k on

31:53

the machine every day like

31:55

like every day more than that one

31:58

time out of the blue I I

32:00

did a 5K race. It was the Krispy Kreme race.

32:02

Have you guys ever heard of this? Uh-uh. You

32:04

run two and a half

32:07

K, eat 12 donuts, and then run

32:09

back. There's vomit all over the

32:12

road on the way back as everybody's throwing

32:14

up. I did eat 12 donuts. I had

32:16

like three hours of pussy. Wow. But

32:19

some people did. And on

32:21

the way back, God, it's like uphill and

32:23

there's donuts in your belly. It was an

32:25

awful. And there's vomit on the ground. My

32:28

limitations were exposed. How many miles is 5K?

32:31

Three and a half? Does that sound

32:33

right? Maybe, I don't know. I

32:35

did three miles on my treadmill like two days

32:37

ago. And it was not that hard. You

32:39

know how long it took you? It was on an incline. It

32:42

took me like 30 minutes to

32:45

do incline

32:47

three miles running. So

32:49

not impressive by any stretch.

32:51

No, I think it is.

32:54

I would put the, I use an elliptical and

32:56

I set it on, I dial

32:58

it in to keep my heart rate where

33:00

I want it, basically. Like I don't care

33:02

how fast I'm actually going or how strenuous

33:05

in like how many watts I'm creating, you know, in

33:07

the machine. Because it has that, that'd be a good

33:09

way to measure. I don't care about any of that.

33:11

I care about what my heart is having to do

33:13

for what period of time. I

33:16

think that's a mistake people make with their cardio. And

33:18

we're working out in general. It's like, why are you doing that

33:20

cardio? What is your goal? It's like, you know, just trying to

33:22

be in shape. Be

33:25

more specific, cocksucker. What are you doing that

33:27

cardio for? Like, do you want

33:29

to fuck better? Like, is that it? That's a big

33:31

part of cardio. You get more cardio. You can slam

33:33

for 30 minutes, right? Like you don't

33:35

have to slow down. You can get in

33:38

weird fucking static positions, whatever. Like, but what

33:40

is, you want heart health? Do you want

33:42

to be able, do you want more cardiovascular

33:44

stamina to do the sport that you do?

33:47

Like, why are you, do you want to burn fat?

33:49

I was trying to burn fat. So let's just set

33:51

your heart rate to 140 or whatever. And

33:54

don't make it 145 and don't make it 135. Keep

33:56

it in that sweet zone. Even if that means you

33:58

get to slow down for. a little while. You know

34:01

what I mean? Like, as long as the heart rate's going, that's

34:03

all that matters. My calves to look cool.

34:05

And I want to last longer on a dirt bike

34:07

because my friend doesn't seem to get tired as much

34:09

as me. Those are my goals. What

34:12

do you think it is? What position are you

34:14

holding? Are you in sort of a springy

34:16

sort of like riding a horse? You know,

34:19

you're kind of head forward near the handlebars,

34:21

butt in the air off the

34:23

feet. And my thighs get

34:25

tired. And sometimes I don't even like as

34:29

myself as exhausted, but

34:31

I'm riding poorly. Like I'm crashing on obstacles

34:33

that I would have had no trouble with

34:35

earlier in the day or

34:37

to struggling. And then my friend,

34:39

he's so good

34:42

at fucking everything. He's a world-class paragliding

34:44

pilot and he's been riding motor dirt

34:46

bikes for like three years and he

34:48

gets first place in every fucking race

34:50

he enters now. Oh, wow. I'm

34:53

like, why are you so amazing? He's my age.

34:55

He has visible abs, doesn't seem to care or

34:57

try. He's Asian. We found him. No,

35:00

he's from Denmark. Oh,

35:02

okay. Wow. Also,

35:04

he's the whole time. He's like, why

35:07

is everyone now struggling so much?

35:09

Yes. Yeah. Oh, and he's

35:11

so blunt and like honest with his

35:13

language. And he's like, God, you did

35:16

a little bit fat and

35:18

you're out of shape. And I'm like, this

35:20

is the best I've been in years. I

35:24

see the problem is you're an oaf.

35:27

Stinky oaf. I'm

35:29

like, oh, Sven. That's

35:33

for my training. But

35:36

we were racing to this infinite tumble. It's a

35:38

paragliding trick and I beat him to it and

35:40

it's one of my, I love to

35:42

hang my hat on that. You still can't do it.

35:44

I'm years ahead of him now. I saw a girl

35:46

para motor the other day on my YouTube shorts. She

35:50

was like, you know, showing off her booty while she

35:52

like crunk it up and started it up. And I, you

35:55

know, I have no eye for this sort of thing,

35:57

but her wing looked semi aggressive and the way she

35:59

landed looked like. Like a

36:01

purposeful I'm gonna go right here kind of thing not

36:03

a who here we go What

36:05

the fuck she was doing I guess and she was done. You know

36:07

her probably so Can't

36:10

be too many cute girls who do paramotoring. It's a

36:12

my friend's wife does it and she's

36:14

attractive But she

36:17

a youtuber. Yes Yeah,

36:20

okay. I bet there's a very high

36:22

percentage of that hobby that's you does she

36:24

have like a very nice building She stores

36:26

her paramotor in with all her other toys

36:28

and I don't mean toys in a dirty

36:30

way I mean like cool fucking like shit

36:32

like vehicles. Yeah That

36:35

doesn't sound right, but I don't know like sometimes they keep

36:37

their stuff at an airport I don't know if that's

36:39

what you saw what I saw was like a

36:41

quarter million dollar building full of another

36:43

million worth of toys Yeah,

36:47

I don't think that stands pretty cool. Yeah, like

36:49

like lots of these little I don't even know what they

36:51

were They look like you know how there's all

36:53

those weird Leagues of racing like

36:56

midget racing and there's the one with a big

36:58

wing on the car and stuff They had these

37:00

weird little cars in there. I couldn't nail down

37:02

what they were they were I

37:04

don't know anyway Paramotoring

37:07

talk Like

37:10

ridiculous rules in school that

37:13

you didn't realize were absurd until you

37:15

were an adult alright so

37:17

did you have a noise monitor at lunch

37:19

that was a Street lamp is red light

37:21

green light yellow light and if you talk

37:23

too loud as a group It would go

37:25

to yellow and if it went to red

37:27

you got quiet and did for like three

37:29

minutes like no talking Yes in

37:31

grade school we did we didn't have a light but

37:34

we had a But

37:36

whoever the narcus teacher was would stand there

37:38

and if she thought it got too loud

37:40

She'd be like quiet time Yeah system an automated

37:43

system and you could see like the the drone

37:45

of you know 150 kids eating and You

37:49

see go yellow and be like oh find it down

37:51

because it goes to red It would be a couple

37:53

minutes of just dead silence. They'd shut

37:55

us the fuck up. Alright, I think alarm went

37:57

off It was like prison Damn,

38:00

you had a more intense sound system. In both my

38:02

elementary schools, by the way, because I did kindergarten and

38:04

a different one and then moved and did the rest

38:06

of my elementary school somewhere else. And both of them

38:08

had that system exactly. It depended

38:10

what teacher was in charge that day for how strict

38:12

they were. The first grade teacher was strict. The

38:16

kindergarten teacher was not, if

38:18

I recall. I'm trying to think. I

38:20

mentioned many times our lunch was super short because

38:22

of the fights. Because

38:25

of the fights. Yeah,

38:29

our lunch was like six

38:31

minutes long or something. But it was a little longer

38:33

because the school was big. So you

38:36

had like six minutes to get the classes. So

38:38

all three of those, going

38:40

to it, the lunch, and then getting away from it was

38:42

like 18 minutes combined. So

38:45

you could wolf down food, maybe finish it in the

38:47

hallway on your way to class. I

38:49

thought our lunch was bad in middle school. In middle

38:51

school, we had 30 minutes,

38:54

which is short when you're waiting in line and everything.

38:56

Maybe you didn't bring your lunch. And

38:58

it was at 10.30 AM. And

39:01

so you'd be eating at 10.30. And

39:04

you'd just have hundreds of kids visibly

39:07

cranky and tired by like

39:09

one or two PM because

39:12

you basically had breakfast. And then two hours later,

39:14

you had lunch. And that sucked.

39:17

They were not fueling us for success in

39:19

that cafeteria. We had that too. We

39:22

went from like 10.30 to maybe 1.30 or

39:24

something like that. But

39:26

I got to say our educational system is kind of

39:28

embarrassing, you know, on a global

39:30

scale. Like I wouldn't want someone from

39:33

Denmark to come and look at our, you know,

39:35

we had, there's that whole thing about taking the

39:37

Russian premiere and showing them our grocery stores back

39:39

in the Cold War and like crying or whatever.

39:41

However, that how much of that was

39:43

true, who knows? But I don't know if

39:45

I want to show like a guy from Scandinavia,

39:48

an American elementary school, like you're going to sit here

39:50

with a kid all day. This is Tommy. You

39:53

shadow Tommy and see what it's like to

39:55

be a typical American third grader in a,

39:57

in a, in a school. He'd be like,

39:59

he'd just. to lunch and you'd be like, what?

40:01

This is slop. Like, like the honest

40:03

look. He's 10, but he fights at a eighth

40:06

grade level. Like

40:08

our lunchroom food in public schools is,

40:12

it's not as good as prison food. Prison food

40:15

is better. Prison food is 100% better.

40:17

That was the only good thing Michelle Obama did. Actually, I

40:19

don't know anything else that she did do. So I guess

40:21

she has a good track record in my mind. To

40:24

get good food and to have soda machines like, like

40:26

with real soda in them. Briefly.

40:29

And then they would like control

40:31

it by only having it on in certain

40:33

windows. And those windows got more and more

40:36

scant. All the way until

40:38

ninth or tenth grade of high school, it

40:40

was, there was cherry coke in the machine

40:42

for, you know, 50 cents. I think, yeah,

40:44

50 cents. That's what a canned soda costs.

40:47

And everything's a dollar. Like cherry, these coke

40:49

machines with everything that comes in a coke

40:51

machine. Um, and then in ninth

40:53

or 10th grade, some politician

40:55

decided the kids were too fat. And

40:57

then we needed fruit juice instead at

40:59

worst. And so, do you know

41:01

that, do you remember the drink fruitopia? Oh,

41:04

I remember fruitopia. Yeah. Fruitopia is this juice

41:06

drink. That's not even juice. That's like soda.

41:08

It's like soda with no carbonation. And it

41:10

makes your mouth feel kind of weird when

41:12

you drink one. Like your teeth get gritty

41:15

against each other. And so they replaced it

41:21

with that. And it's like, what the fuck?

41:23

All you did was take our delicious, I

41:25

was drinking diet coke anyway, or diet Pepsi.

41:27

Now I got to drink this fucking thirsty

41:30

drink. Pepsi in Jordan. That's exactly right. Your

41:32

mouth fucking gets that's a discreet fruit. They

41:35

did that, uh, with soda machines in my

41:37

high school. Like they always had like the

41:39

normal soda machine too, but often it wasn't

41:41

on. But I remember there being times where

41:43

I'm like, you know what?

41:46

I'm feeling a little health conscious today. I'm

41:48

just going to get a nice 32 ounce

41:52

blue Gatorade, which

41:55

has like three times as much sugar

41:57

as and sodium as well, which you

41:59

don't. made. Michael Jordan assured

42:01

me that's an athletic food. Oh,

42:03

yes. Yeah. And it was and it was

42:06

not. It's like, yeah, nice mild sweat and

42:08

gym better replenish. Well, I

42:10

did see I just on TV

42:12

yesterday, I saw Michael Jordan talking about how me

42:14

a ham was a bitch and anything that she

42:16

could do, he could do better. And I'm more

42:19

like Michael Jordan, less like me. I'm was it

42:21

Larry Bird. Did they have a commercial? No,

42:23

it was Michael Jordan and me a ham

42:25

running through like a Savannah in Africa. And

42:28

I always hated those commercials because Michael I'm

42:30

pretty sure because Michael Jordan would

42:32

be like they'd be saying that like anything you can

42:34

do, I can do better. I can

42:36

do anything better than you. And I'd be like Mia.

42:40

What? You're crazy. Michael Jordan would beat

42:42

your ass in any athletic give Michael

42:44

three weeks with a soccer ball and

42:47

you're in trouble. Like

42:49

because it's Michael Jordan. And this was like 2002 or

42:51

something. It's

42:54

it's Jordan and and

42:57

Barkley and Larry Bird. That's

42:59

what it is. It's Jordan and Larry Bird going

43:01

back and forth topping each other. And then at

43:03

the end, Charles Barkley's like, can I play too?

43:08

That was the one where they're like shooting shots,

43:10

right? Like off Yeah, yeah. Or board in the

43:12

middle and shit. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, I

43:14

knew there was a Mia ham one. I always

43:16

wanted to do that video with Richard Ryan. I

43:18

came up with that idea too late. They took

43:20

they took my right so I but I want

43:22

to do that anything you could do I could

43:24

do better and start off with like, just regular

43:26

skeet shooting or like target shooting would be the

43:28

first thing like very simple shooting, pop a

43:30

balloon with a pistol kind of thing. But

43:32

then at the end, we're going to be

43:34

jumping at airplanes and like stuff like that

43:36

commercial but with Jared Fogle and Harvey Weinstein.

43:43

You can do anything better than me. Yes, you can.

43:46

Yes, you can. They're

43:50

sprinting after a school bus. Your

43:52

Harvey Weinstein got off a

43:55

lot of times. Is he like innocent innocent and like

43:57

out I mean, is the is the absolved and free

43:59

or Or did they just make some of his charges out

44:01

of so many? So

44:04

the trouble is he's been found

44:06

guilty in more than one state. So

44:09

one, he would be out if it had only been

44:11

in one state, but he's like, don't

44:13

get me caught in the specifics, but I think

44:15

he's serving California and in New

44:17

York, he's out until he's proven guilty. But

44:20

he's in cause it's California and there'll

44:22

be a retrial. And I forget what

44:25

it was. Maybe they allowed testimony

44:27

that painted him in a bad light or something.

44:29

And sorry, not to, I suppose. They do it.

44:33

Oh, he's in the hospital currently. Yeah,

44:35

he looked in poor help when he went in. He

44:38

was really dead though. Yeah. But

44:40

he looked bad. Like

44:42

it wasn't the Bill Cosby. Well, he was

44:44

already old. He had the Walker that he

44:46

probably didn't need, but man, like just

44:48

to look like he was never a healthy man,

44:51

but they completely fall apart. As soon as the

44:53

trials start, I'm going to get a walker. If

44:55

I ever have legal trouble, imagine the stress, imagine

44:58

the stress of like your every waking

45:00

moment being in your public figure. I

45:03

believe that there's no cameras around. We

45:06

see, we see presidents and one of my

45:09

favorite things, tales of the Bible is when

45:11

Moses sees the burning bush after his

45:13

hair is like white. And

45:15

apparently that's a, I think that's a real

45:17

thing that when the dramatic experiences can make

45:19

your hair just, I don't know

45:21

if it's real, but I heard it as

45:24

a kid and it was right there with

45:26

like quicksand with my concerns about life. It's

45:28

like a sweating blood. Like

45:30

you can sweat. That is

45:32

the thing that happens. Like intense times of,

45:35

of like stress. I

45:38

don't know how intense it'd have to be. He

45:40

looked bad there. He, you know, it didn't look bad. I only

45:42

got half a second of it. You know what

45:44

he looks like? He looks like the Baron in Dune 2.

45:48

Like the evil Baron. I feel

45:50

like the Honkonnen. They dress him up and make him seem

45:52

like his health is worse than it really

45:54

is. But what did they do? Like

45:56

ruffle his suit and make it look terrible? Yeah. And

45:58

shave his hair. It looks better than that

46:01

three weeks before the trial. Forgive me, Woody. But

46:03

all right, so when was this picture taken? If this

46:05

is a new photo, then this is all prison getting

46:07

dressed and prison haircut. Yeah, and this

46:09

is years of bad diet. Although for all I

46:11

know. Seven hours ago. Yeah, so his suit shows

46:13

up in a bag or something all ruffled up.

46:15

They probably do it on purpose because they don't

46:18

like him. He doesn't have a choice in that

46:20

matter. That's someone being shitty to

46:22

him, I guarantee. And

46:25

then hair, you know, I remember the prison haircut system

46:27

and it was like, you know,

46:29

come on, come in here, Whitey. Let

46:31

me straighten you up. And I was remembering back to

46:34

you and I was like, don't get squared up. It's

46:36

a trap. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait

46:38

till I get out. And he's like, I'm

46:40

only 60 days in. You've heard. Him,

46:44

he gives me this weird fucking look like you're going

46:46

to be Samson or some shit like what the fuck?

46:48

Count of Monte Cristo looking motherfucker. Like it doesn't make

46:51

any sense. Everybody. Those are

46:53

kind of references they're throwing out. All

46:57

you have is the library. And you know,

46:59

carbon-starping in your blade. But

47:02

he's, but no, I didn't want

47:04

a prison haircut. But it was weird to turn it

47:06

down because I didn't want to be insulting. What I wanted

47:08

to say is dude, I don't want a fucking prison haircut,

47:10

you know what I mean? But he doesn't know what I

47:13

mean. He has no choice. He has a prison haircut on

47:15

his head right now. Yeah. So you don't want to

47:17

share the love with you. Yeah. He's

47:19

like one of us, one of us. And I'm like, not

47:22

yet. Not yet. Not

47:24

yet. But that's something. Oh, the the

47:26

stupid school rule. The, the reason I

47:28

brought it up, I remember in grade

47:31

school, we had a perfectly

47:33

good soccer field back behind the

47:35

school. There was a big blacktop

47:37

parking lot between the school and

47:39

this soccer field. And there was

47:42

a slope downward, like a pretty

47:44

steep slope parking lot blacktop. And

47:47

we played football every single day. So

47:49

we're like seven, eight year olds playing

47:51

football, all the boys in class. And

47:54

if we even like attempted to step to

47:57

play football on the soccer field, on the

47:59

soft, safe. grass like they would whistle

48:01

us and pull us off of it and

48:03

they'd be like you cannot play football on

48:06

the grass play on the blacktop So

48:08

we'd have to and so there was like a real thing where

48:10

it'd be like like we'd have to switch sides Every

48:13

time you know, you had the ball and stuff like that

48:15

and it'd be like fuck They

48:17

got they're coming downhill at us.

48:20

This is gonna be really hard. How are we

48:22

gonna stop them on? And

48:24

so like kids got hurt Every

48:26

single day Every single day

48:28

a kid would get hurt because all it takes is a robust

48:31

shove on the blacktop and then don't you love

48:33

it? There wasn't getting the cross. You know how

48:35

I know there's no male teachers there You're

48:38

correct in that. Yeah, cuz no one took

48:40

that ball away because no one

48:42

had enough common sense to imagine a hypothetical

48:48

If you'd ask any of those teachers how they

48:50

would feel if they hadn't had breakfast that morning

48:56

They didn't this was like 1999 they didn't

48:58

have cell phones to take the ball Oh,

49:00

if you're a man and you walk by

49:02

and you see a bunch of fucking like

49:04

kids playing on a uphill blacktop tackle football

49:06

You're like, oh, oh boys boys Give

49:09

me that ball. Why could you play on

49:11

the grass? I don't know I I remember it

49:13

being drilled into our head like someone would go

49:15

on the grass to start playing something They wanted

49:18

to be like, whoa. Whoa. Whoa, like stop it.

49:20

We don't want to play on the grass We're

49:22

only allowed to play we're only allowed to shove

49:24

each other over on the blacktop That's good. Blacktop

49:26

won't get damaged like a grass will that's true

49:29

and like dude, but those times where you had

49:31

to be on offense going uphill That

49:33

was tough These were not fair

49:36

games that they made us play at all

49:38

And I it wasn't until adulthood that I

49:40

was like like that

49:42

stupid bitch teacher like there was

49:44

probably no reason No

49:46

stated reason we couldn't go on the

49:49

soccer field to play because like the

49:51

intensity grass was better Probably

49:53

but it's not like like what what games

49:55

were happening on this like grade school fucking,

49:58

you know soccer field nothing that intense And

50:00

we were like eight years old. It's not

50:02

like we're barreling into each other tearing up

50:04

the the the grass like It

50:06

was that was retarded. I hated that

50:09

I don't know how your libraries work, but we

50:11

had the um, like a security system You'd

50:13

see at like a retail mall or something,

50:15

you know, so every book had a I'm

50:18

a transmitter or something in it And you had

50:21

to pass your book to the librarian as you

50:23

walked out of the library and should pass it

50:25

back to you around the little security thing So

50:29

The kids figured out what it was in the

50:31

book that triggered it And oh

50:33

my god Everyone fucking ripped them out of

50:35

the books and put them in the backpack

50:37

in front of you or in your friend's

50:39

backpack or your Enemy's backpack so that when

50:42

they walk through thinking they had no books.

50:44

They really had that security tab Oh, and

50:46

then you just people at stores Then

50:49

you just like doing this. I do it all that's what

50:51

I do with my days I go to the mall and

50:53

I put those stickers on innocent black people Oh

50:57

Be like a one of those fucking stickers in the

51:03

Oh, that'd be the best I

51:05

remember my library had like one

51:09

section that everyone was all the boys

51:11

were always like trying

51:14

to get to desperately and it

51:16

was just like big picture books

51:18

that showed like guns or swords

51:20

or shields or like uh

51:23

tanks or warfare stuff throughout the

51:25

ages And i've talked to other

51:27

people who went to different grade schools and they said that they

51:29

had those books as well Did you have those?

51:33

Um, I don't remember exactly. I

51:35

do remember that those are the ones I would

51:37

buy at the scholastic book fair Do you remember

51:39

the scholastic fucking book fair and how it would

51:42

be the most magical day of all? That

51:44

was fun. Do you remember going out into the

51:46

van the bookmobile? Dude

51:48

they played up the bookmobile so hard They must

51:50

have been getting kickbacks and then you'd go out

51:53

there and it's just a stinky van With

51:55

a dude in it. Oh the scholastic book fair is

51:57

this fucking pyramid scheme i'm sure but basically they They

52:00

show up and they're and like the week before

52:02

and they hand out these These

52:05

pieces of paper like like multiple page pamphlet of the

52:07

books that are coming at the book show and you

52:10

take them to your parents and you tell them the

52:12

ones you want and then you like Attach

52:14

a check to the bottom and you show up to the book

52:16

fair with this fucking piece of paper with a check at the

52:18

bottom For the amount of the books that you want and

52:21

they basically turn the library into a

52:23

bookstore and the kids go and get

52:25

all The books they want Kyle's smart. All

52:27

right, what you do is we're already in a library

52:30

It'll be real hard real real real fucking hard to

52:32

find these books if I just hide them

52:34

in the library So I just take the books I wanted

52:36

and I put them in the library with the other books

52:39

that were felt that were a school books and then I

52:41

would Just come back and get them later So

52:45

you cheated the system That's

52:48

one way of putting it. Yes. I Like

52:51

it. I was never into the book fair. I

52:54

felt like I was the only sane person in this girl.

52:56

They like I Don't

52:58

know you just have these moments in life where you'd stand

53:01

a little taller than everyone else I'm like, what the

53:03

fuck are you guys all getting excited about you realize

53:05

this place is filled with books? Oh, I

53:08

liked the books that what I just linked

53:10

nerd nerd. Yeah, I wasn't where This

53:13

is this book here that I just link sack if you

53:15

could pull a picture by now, it's a really ridiculous Why

53:17

he can spell obelisk what? Man,

53:22

it's also how he knows what one is This

53:26

this isn't like the exact book, but it's

53:28

close. This is probably like a reprint that's

53:30

much newer But they were books like this

53:33

Exactly where you would turn through and it was

53:35

a ton of photos where it'd be like this

53:38

is a sword used by the

53:40

Persian Empire in

53:43

the year fucking, you know 380

53:45

BC And be like wow neat

53:48

and then you went by era and so you

53:50

could I remember just flipping back and forth and

53:52

being like Could this 15th

53:54

century knight with this like crazy? Halberdier

53:58

take on this From

54:00

this time there was a dinosaur one that was I

54:03

wasn't as long dinosaur one I like the weapons one

54:05

the most I was big I see we have weapons

54:07

at home I was I was very much familiar. I

54:09

liked that. I like the dinosaurs. What is this? Anyone

54:12

who teaches a woman self-defense is setting out

54:15

for failure? Mmm Sabers

54:17

minute now I'm saying I'm gonna buy

54:19

some like we're very different children. He's

54:21

here like Enthusiastically reading these

54:24

books. I remember this. This is a true

54:26

story I'm like 13 years

54:28

old and my parents desperately want me to be

54:30

one of these reading kids and You

54:33

know, they make me power through Robinson

54:35

Cruz. So I fucking why

54:37

actually that one I was so so on but

54:40

every other Okay,

54:44

and every other book I just detested like

54:46

Robinson Cruz was maybe okay with and then

54:48

there's worse and worse and worse And it

54:51

was like pulling teeth. So here's my parents

54:53

different than most parents. They're like Maybe

54:58

penthouse letters, maybe he'd willingly

55:00

devour penthouse letters or not. They never

55:02

bought it for me by I

55:06

liked adventure book mom. I don't want to read

55:08

about this guy getting head. Oh I

55:11

definitely did It

55:13

didn't work. It didn't make you a rapid reader. It didn't make

55:15

you hungry for knowledge It just made you I did read penthouse

55:17

letters. I just had to find it on my own I

55:21

liked my side of the mountain about a

55:23

young boy who goes up to the Catskill

55:25

mountains and upstate New York was a good

55:27

one. He just runs away from home

55:29

and with his like the books he's been reading and

55:32

Survives he lives inside of a hollowed

55:34

out tree. He he takes a peregrine

55:37

Falcon the fastest bird in the world

55:39

from its its nest and Raises

55:42

it and makes it his Falcon that he

55:44

uses to catch small game and stuff. He

55:46

does all sorts of he makes like acorn

55:49

pancakes It's just I remember that called hatchet.

55:51

I think I read that Swiss family Robinson

55:54

All those adventure books and anything where someone

55:56

went out and like oh, I love the

55:59

boxcar children mostly just because they were living

56:01

on their own out in the wilderness in that

56:03

fucking box car. I didn't realize

56:05

like how sad those books were when I

56:07

was reading them. By the way, I

56:09

don't acknowledge Peregrine Falcon is the fastest bird

56:11

in the world. No, it's quick. It

56:14

is, in a way, the

56:16

fastest bird, but only in a

56:18

dive. In a dive, I

56:20

am the fastest person. Like that shouldn't

56:22

count. I need fastest bird level flight.

56:27

I think it's the best. But see,

56:29

the dive is the important thing. Peregrine Falcons

56:31

aren't getting somewhere. They're not they don't migrate.

56:33

They're there to kill. So that's like their

56:35

attack. You know, I don't

56:37

know. Well, if you just if you Google

56:39

faster bird, it says the Peregrine Falcon. If

56:41

you Google fastest bird level flight, it says

56:43

the white throated needle tail. Yeah, now we

56:46

got four words in there. I'm

56:49

going to hang on to what I said.

56:51

And that's it definitely didn't mean to say

56:53

you were wrong, only that I don't acknowledge

56:55

he did all with style as flight. All

56:58

the following about style. Have you seen what they

57:00

do? They turn into a bullet and they are

57:02

lasered in on like a mouse or a rabbit

57:05

or something and they hit it with so much

57:07

force that it's stunned by just the impact. It's

57:09

it's made it that fast. I would have thought

57:11

they'd slow down by the time they hit it.

57:13

They fucking smoke it. They hit stuff in the

57:15

air that fast. It's awesome. It's like it's like

57:17

it's like when Randy. Why are there mice in

57:19

the air? Well, they also

57:21

kill birds. Yeah, they're smacking down the weak bird.

57:23

If you have it, you can stick it on

57:26

stuff. I've seen this this black guy who rides

57:28

around with his Falcon. And if he sees a

57:30

bird, he sees a bird out the window and

57:32

he's like, yeah, and the bird fucking goes out

57:34

there and takes out a dove and brings it

57:36

back to him. I was like, oh, fucking shit.

57:39

That was cool. Like I kind of want to

57:41

be a falconer now that you miss. Thank you

57:43

for the dove, Mike. Fine Falcon. This will sustain

57:45

me for the next. You should be a guy

57:47

I watched on the

57:49

waterfront recently and I finally

57:51

got to see that movie. Could have been a

57:54

contender. There were

57:56

pigeon guys in that film. Everyone was a pigeon

57:58

pigeon guy. Oh,

58:00

I'd I'd much if I'm if I walk into a

58:02

public place and there's a corner of people Talking

58:05

and their pigeon people and then there's a

58:07

peregrine falcon group I'm sidling up to the

58:09

peregrine falcon group because I know they're already

58:12

bullying The the pigeon people

58:14

behind their back. Yeah to their face actually

58:16

they but what are you gonna do pigeon bitch? Yeah,

58:19

right. You're gonna go tell on me with a message

58:21

you carry miles from here. Yeah, look at this I

58:23

can text and I can't be behind you from across

58:25

the room I don't think I could

58:27

find a pigeon if I had to without going

58:29

to an urban area to pigeons thrive in Lake

58:31

Woods So I

58:33

rarely would see him in the wild. I

58:35

actually during a dove hunt shot a banded

58:37

pigeon one time And it

58:39

meaning it's got a band on its leg because

58:41

it's part of some program Yeah, you got to

58:44

quickly take it off strap it onto another person

58:47

You know you threw that motherfucker in the bushes. We

58:49

felt like we had like Fucking

58:52

accidentally killed a person. It was like we gotta get

58:54

rid of this thing. This is awful Yeah,

58:57

Matthew McConaughey from season one true detective

58:59

was about to come ambling down your

59:02

Yeah, I thought Russ Cole was gonna 20

59:10

years although like there

59:12

was one guy who actually shot a

59:14

hawk on a different dove day dove

59:16

field many years later and He

59:20

claimed someone he didn't want to take ownership for

59:22

shooting the hawk and And

59:24

so it's just laying there in the field

59:26

this big dead hawk. It's a federal crime

59:29

and And everybody's yelling

59:33

And finally one

59:35

guy Mans up gets

59:37

on an ATV goes and gets the hawk and

59:39

disposes of it in the bushes Not five minutes

59:41

later the law shows up like fucking game warden

59:43

shows up the guy who will arrest you and

59:45

take you to jail for that kind of shit

59:48

Everyone's are scary if you're a hunter because

59:50

if you like if you were to

59:52

spot like a deer for example you go out You know

59:54

put a spotlight on a deer blind it and its eyes

59:56

light up and you shoot it at night They

59:59

will take your vehicle They will take either

1:00:01

all your all the guns in the car. You're

1:00:03

not getting them back then they're gonna hit you

1:00:05

with a fine It's probably gonna be five ten

1:00:07

thousand dollars or something like that and you might

1:00:09

have to do some bullshit community service or jail

1:00:11

time It's a serious problem my grandpa. This is

1:00:13

probably like ten years ago now or something He

1:00:15

was turkey hunting and they only had it like

1:00:17

they were at the end of their permit amount

1:00:19

like they only had one more and He

1:00:23

blasted one of them and

1:00:25

he didn't know nor did the person he

1:00:27

was with Recognize that there was

1:00:29

two turkeys one directly behind the

1:00:31

other and he just Collateraled

1:00:33

two turkey heads killed

1:00:36

both of them in one shot and

1:00:38

he was like my grandpa Of course

1:00:40

is just like man. That's fucking crazy That's

1:00:42

you know, I guess just throw it in the back

1:00:45

then it wasn't accident and like he's like the person

1:00:47

I was with was like we have to hide this

1:00:49

turkey body We we're gonna get

1:00:51

in trouble and he's like, I mean

1:00:53

you will I know I know Jeff

1:00:55

the warden around here Oh, that's helpful.

1:00:57

Yeah. Okay. See so we had a

1:00:59

situation where the guy's name was pageant

1:01:02

I know his name because we saw him every day here

1:01:04

harassed us like looking back. It was

1:01:06

a hundred percent harassment It wasn't just him doing his

1:01:08

job. Like he would check our deer license every day

1:01:12

Like what are you doing? Why are you you know,

1:01:14

we have a last year a year, right? Yeah, he'd

1:01:16

like he's like Just harass

1:01:18

us. He would sit in his truck in

1:01:21

the area We hunted in and wait for the shot and

1:01:23

then come look for us to make sure we were doing

1:01:25

the right thing It's like we have a

1:01:27

stalker play like were you doing

1:01:29

the wrong thing? Never I

1:01:33

mean I would shoot more deer than I was supposed to

1:01:35

but like if I Yes

1:01:44

Never cheated in school unless I like didn't

1:01:46

know Answers

1:01:53

You know, I was like 13 or 14 and I was

1:01:56

hunting every single day because I was home schooled and

1:01:58

so I got my I've never missed

1:02:00

a deer. Yeah,

1:02:02

we both have that 100% hit rate. I haven't hit

1:02:05

a deer. Oh, well you're still a deer percent

1:02:08

then. It's like Schrodinger's hit percentage. Yeah,

1:02:11

I would. I definitely killed too many deer, but I

1:02:14

wouldn't kill them in an unlawful manner. We

1:02:16

would never bait deer or cheat the deer. I

1:02:19

would just kill more than I should have. Yeah,

1:02:21

yeah. You're not allowed to do that. You're

1:02:24

not allowed to kill more than a deer. Yeah,

1:02:26

you're not allowed to do that. What's

1:02:28

cheating the deer? You

1:02:30

could use bait, you could use a spotlight

1:02:32

at night time. You could...

1:02:36

Hmm... Those are

1:02:39

the two main things. Basically just shooting them from

1:02:41

the road. Shooting from the road. I

1:02:44

was so hoping it was like the one deer thought you

1:02:46

were going to shoot it, but you shot a different deer and

1:02:48

cheated it. It's mostly bait.

1:02:51

It's people who use bait. It's people who

1:02:53

use spotlights and shoot at different deer. Spotlights

1:02:55

and it's people who shoot them from roads.

1:02:57

They're just patrolling basically and waiting until they

1:02:59

see the deer in a field and then

1:03:02

shooting it. That's super shitty. So

1:03:04

you can't set up a deer feeding station?

1:03:07

No, that's crime. If

1:03:11

you're hunting over it, what

1:03:14

you could do is you could have... What people

1:03:16

do is they plant a feed plot.

1:03:19

They sow an area with a crop

1:03:22

and then they bush hog it all down

1:03:24

so it's dispersed. In that

1:03:26

way, through regular agricultural means,

1:03:28

there is abated field. So

1:03:31

people will do that with all animals.

1:03:33

They're doing YouTube that does that. Yeah,

1:03:36

it's called a feed plot. But

1:03:39

if somebody has just big piles of corn that they poured

1:03:41

out in the middle of the woods, that's kind of a

1:03:43

different story. If you're not subsistence

1:03:45

hunting, you probably shouldn't be doing that.

1:03:48

If you're subsistence hunting, then do whatever

1:03:50

you want. You're eating all of it

1:03:52

and probably making tallow from

1:03:54

the... We have too many deer. They

1:03:57

cause a lot of car accidents and they fine-tune

1:03:59

the leaves. limit that people can shoot every single

1:04:01

year, at least when I was hunting, they did to go

1:04:04

right along with the population. Like if there

1:04:06

aren't hunters out there harvesting deer just for

1:04:08

the fun of it, then those

1:04:11

deer will be getting old. They'll be

1:04:13

too abundant. They'll be concentrated and disease

1:04:15

will spread. And

1:04:17

the ones that die of old age die horrifically

1:04:19

painful deaths. So hunters would even agree. If I

1:04:21

was a deer, I'd cheat the census. I'd try

1:04:24

to get double counted, triple counted, make them think

1:04:26

the population, wait, I did it wrong. I need

1:04:28

to hide from the census. The

1:04:32

deer are so good at pro-creating. There's a

1:04:34

million billion of them. You

1:04:36

can hit a hundred with your car and

1:04:38

there's a hundred more. They're like fucking orcs.

1:04:41

I wasn't aware how good in bed they

1:04:43

were, Taylor. Thank you. They're great. Yeah. We

1:04:45

killed all the predators. White ass deer. Blue-faced.

1:04:48

White butts. There's

1:04:50

no wolves. There's no big cats

1:04:53

anymore. You know what I've noticed

1:04:55

like around my house is the

1:04:58

coyote population must be

1:05:00

exploding because I hear them

1:05:03

almost every night now. Like they're,

1:05:05

they're chittering and laughing. What do

1:05:07

they sound like? Honestly,

1:05:10

yeah. Like that's a

1:05:13

coyote. That's a

1:05:15

cowling heart I think of as a wolf

1:05:17

thing. It's a coyote thing also. They

1:05:20

chitter more than anything else. Just that

1:05:22

like weird high pitched. Are you entering

1:05:25

back and forth? Not in like

1:05:27

a Sisio way. Are you scared of them?

1:05:29

Are they a danger? Oh no. You

1:05:31

walk your car like this. No, no,

1:05:33

they're, they're, you don't see them. Yeah. They don't want

1:05:35

to be seen, but like you can hear them loud

1:05:37

enough. I'll be, I'll be watching TV late at night,

1:05:39

like with the volume high enough that I shouldn't be

1:05:42

able to hear it. And then I'll just stop

1:05:44

for a second. Yeah. That's gotta be like

1:05:47

a dozen coyotes, you know, bouncing around

1:05:49

and talking to each other out there. I've done like 100 yards away.

1:05:51

You can hear them a thousand yards away.

1:05:58

You can hear them very, very, very far. away. There's

1:06:01

a lot of woods and like the forested

1:06:04

area near my house. No, it's the opposite

1:06:06

of communicating with with neighboring packs and in

1:06:08

that way they coordinate to share territory.

1:06:12

They don't want to bump into each other so at night

1:06:14

they'll have it's called a locator call. So it's just

1:06:18

it's the howling wolfy part. If

1:06:20

you throw one of those up Taylor, they'll call

1:06:22

back to you. If you do it tonight

1:06:24

after the show, if you're and wait, you'll

1:06:27

wake that pack up and they'll start and

1:06:29

their their alpha will yell back at you

1:06:31

and then his pack will join him in

1:06:33

like chittering. And I'll try that.

1:06:35

What did that usually

1:06:38

pretty late at night? Like after

1:06:40

the show probably like post show I'll hear

1:06:43

him sometimes like they're like one of my

1:06:45

neighbors like not like direct neighbor

1:06:47

but very close to me has chickens like

1:06:49

in a coop like in their backyard and

1:06:51

everything. And so I imagine that they occasionally

1:06:53

go there and try and cause a ruckus

1:06:56

get some some meat. We would we would

1:06:58

ride around and we would play a over

1:07:00

a loudspeaker a game caller

1:07:03

the howling locator call until you found the

1:07:05

pack and then we would drive to like

1:07:07

the area the pack was in and

1:07:09

we would play a tape of a

1:07:12

coyote fighting a fox or a coyote killing

1:07:14

a rabbit which sounds like a

1:07:16

woman being raped essentially it's just

1:07:19

just just high pitched screams and

1:07:21

barks and it's real upsetting to

1:07:24

hit listen to but um use

1:07:28

that to draw them in and then with with

1:07:30

uh with predators you can spotlight them they just

1:07:32

limit the wattage on the light you can use

1:07:35

so you hit them with the light to find their eyes

1:07:37

and you shoot between their eyes with a scope. Yeah

1:07:39

someone someone needs to

1:07:42

start you know killing coyotes around my house

1:07:44

because they're clearly getting out of control. You

1:07:46

should do it. Why don't you be the

1:07:48

hero you're looking for? Be be

1:07:51

the solution just go walk

1:07:54

around my neighborhood Armed

1:07:56

Looking for guys I'm looking for

1:07:58

Coyotes. Beyond

1:08:00

mere you there's no like like wheat fields or

1:08:03

corn fields are in line waiting. On.

1:08:06

Know now they get a lot of

1:08:08

forested area but yeah I know, like

1:08:10

agricultural fields near me or anything. and

1:08:12

there's probably people with like good amount

1:08:14

of land nearby that have like gardens

1:08:17

and shit but nothing major that's we're

1:08:19

urging me. It's and the guy

1:08:21

dragons. Yeah. I hear

1:08:23

those in the summer. It.

1:08:25

With sermon it all the coyotes in our area

1:08:27

there there were no more because we'd we'd kill

1:08:29

and they're not like sauces and not even que.

1:08:32

They pretty ugly or the other ad

1:08:34

carries around with the other kind of

1:08:37

grizzled. To that mother rather

1:08:39

lived in their small wiring things usually.

1:08:41

Ah, but the problem as they'll kill

1:08:43

livestock. That though. They'll show up

1:08:45

it's and and high enough numbers that they

1:08:47

can drag down especially a newborn calf and

1:08:49

and lilith. And one thing they'll do

1:08:51

dogs do this to the great at it

1:08:53

is they'll chase on a hot day especially

1:08:56

i a young caf to. And.

1:08:58

Kill it that way. So

1:09:00

they got ago. Though. This is

1:09:02

about. Animals: it's real hard. It's real

1:09:05

rough when you see what they do. Casinos Nature's.

1:09:07

Makers. Very cruel. Hm. Metal yeah.

1:09:09

Every coyote you'll ever see, you'll

1:09:11

never be like useful. Feel

1:09:15

like the thing is that need? The

1:09:17

thing is a meal right now or

1:09:19

and die and beaten by his compatriots.

1:09:21

Be Jersey as Bears. Lots of bears

1:09:23

and it the recently read grizzled like

1:09:25

yeah, it's. I see

1:09:27

I when I saw bears in

1:09:30

the Rocky mountains a like pretty

1:09:32

healthy good looking bears in New

1:09:34

Jersey. Like the head means the

1:09:36

trash and than. Yeah. No

1:09:38

they just none of a really look like they

1:09:40

were thriving. a bit like the east coast black

1:09:42

bears see like. Postcards of

1:09:44

grizzly bears and are like some day.

1:09:47

For somebody. Who

1:09:50

will live out there? We just need your father

1:09:52

to collect enough trash that we can retire. Or

1:09:56

played a montana. But

1:09:59

surely we will be. Bullied and vice. versa.

1:10:05

How I think I want the bears to be

1:10:08

exterminated. I don't think I want bears to be

1:10:10

in this country anymore. I think that that would

1:10:12

be if there was a vote for bad as

1:10:14

I don't like little I was. bears. What non

1:10:16

beach animals would we have? We have wolves. We've.

1:10:19

We've seen any wolves bears ears and will

1:10:21

don't worry when I some law to allow

1:10:23

them to be thinned again. When.

1:10:26

I lived in Idaho. It was like

1:10:28

a a major point of discussion. That.

1:10:30

People from Idaho would be like. Yen.

1:10:33

And these fucking Californians moved here and

1:10:35

they all signs you know and voted

1:10:37

for this horse shit to get all

1:10:40

the wolves replaced and make it so

1:10:42

you can shoot wolves and raising because

1:10:44

you can't fly a helicopter out there

1:10:46

and see a mall hanging out that

1:10:48

they're not there. And. So they fly

1:10:50

out. There they go. We didn't see any wolves again.

1:10:53

And. Then meanwhile they're expanding. There's the of

1:10:55

hundreds of thousands of them now. And they

1:10:57

recently at The Gun in Idaho specifically at

1:11:00

last couple years had to be like. The

1:11:02

Us. Up these walls down boys

1:11:04

like birth of her other not as only tell

1:11:06

them back there flourishing. In a way that

1:11:09

you know the rest of the country could take a

1:11:11

page out of the Wolf book right now see how

1:11:13

that is? exceeding? I thought when

1:11:15

i heard some story like they lead models

1:11:17

come back it was an Ira while begin

1:11:19

might have been california and all the sudden

1:11:22

like great things happened the a little thin

1:11:24

doubt is yellow so it's a was the

1:11:26

about the rabbits and then the grass grew

1:11:28

and them when the grass team like the

1:11:31

foxes came back in like the whole ecosystem

1:11:33

came in the balance it's a week ago

1:11:35

the documentary goes too far. The documentary tagline

1:11:37

is how wolves reshape the rivers or something

1:11:40

like that because at with the introduction of

1:11:42

the the wolf it changed the whole landscape.

1:11:44

With through what they do with sort of the

1:11:46

garbage disposal of the wilderness and that's great but

1:11:49

the problem is in the mid West that's where

1:11:51

we raise our cattle. So. Wolves

1:11:53

are just killing machines and are not going to

1:11:55

chase rabbits. And then I got try to fight

1:11:57

a buffalo, a bison and L combos. There's a

1:11:59

dumb fuck. The whole state are not whole

1:12:01

thing. they be in the barn but

1:12:03

like some however there you know legislators

1:12:05

massacre them so I saw some. It

1:12:08

might have been that crazy lady partition

1:12:10

that that shudder got the about somebody

1:12:12

at had a tweet them. Ironically I

1:12:14

bet she actually has a finger on

1:12:16

the pulse of a wolf in a

1:12:18

war situation. Serious issues. She knows about

1:12:20

every skill and M C I ever

1:12:22

saw. The Patriots That's what I thought

1:12:24

my dog was that our wow mac

1:12:26

with said and cheese doubled and tripled

1:12:28

doubt she tweeted something. Like. That

1:12:32

with to either just shot a dog.

1:12:34

I mean you guys eat cows and

1:12:37

chickens and pigs. It was

1:12:39

like fuck let this is this is

1:12:41

a real sweet as he do that

1:12:43

were like a Mickey Rooney Korean Korean

1:12:45

guy. Mass things are you westerners eating

1:12:48

meat for me. Yeah. The

1:12:50

other animal the with the who is Imo

1:12:52

anathema Kristi Noem I read or Zola own

1:12:55

as was Imo. Dakota got a measure of

1:12:57

he's gone with the with the wolf situation,

1:12:59

but there was a lady Midwestern decode our

1:13:01

lives over was arguing in favor of killing

1:13:04

wolves, but I'll have an opinion on the

1:13:06

type of service and Colorado I could see

1:13:08

them get in and hand there do that.

1:13:10

Yeah, not too far. I

1:13:13

never saw any anything cool in Colorado I was

1:13:15

asked us not true we saw oh really so

1:13:17

you never went skiing. You. Know we saw.

1:13:21

L Com. Meu. I think was elk

1:13:23

I was it was it was. So it was some sort

1:13:25

of dear thing I'd never seen before. He was such that

1:13:27

we pulled over was look look. Look. And then

1:13:29

we will have those back home that when you

1:13:31

know you've actually traveled somewhere and again I love

1:13:33

to sit on. The Europeans is like. You.

1:13:35

Can travel so far in this country the

1:13:37

wild life changes their new species that live

1:13:40

in those regions when you go there and

1:13:42

so like bats. I was of shit I've

1:13:44

never seen elk for their heads. The.

1:13:46

Other giants you that we saw that

1:13:48

it agrees that were like I guess

1:13:50

their roots connect and they're like the

1:13:53

largest single organism on the planet is

1:13:55

pretty neat are that Discovery channel special

1:13:57

got me hooked line and sinker when

1:13:59

I. There's like twelve and it

1:14:01

was like coming up next after.

1:14:04

Hitler in the Aliens is you

1:14:06

know, the largest organism living organism

1:14:08

of all time And I'm like.

1:14:11

Whale giants, ancient shark under

1:14:13

the sea know I was

1:14:15

a kind of moss. It's

1:14:17

hours like on this list of the

1:14:19

producer there should be thrown in prison.

1:14:22

Is it? isn't it like a fungus or something? Which

1:14:24

is weird to me because they have been that to

1:14:26

and remember now at. Mushrooms

1:14:29

are I'm. The. And they're

1:14:31

not the place or an aspirin

1:14:33

flown. I is the one I

1:14:35

was talking about. It's a tree with

1:14:37

white bark and I guess there all connected.

1:14:40

And a major plates. Something.

1:14:43

Like a hundred and six acres

1:14:45

with just one animal is as

1:14:47

plant and yeah but it at

1:14:49

so. This. Is actually my last

1:14:51

trip when I went with my buddy motorcycling

1:14:53

on the Zoc Colorado Mountain Passes in Utah

1:14:56

and I am and when he mentioned it.

1:14:58

But. He has a tendency to have a

1:15:00

lot of facts in his head and a

1:15:02

half of them are truce, I have fact

1:15:05

checked it and then I'm terrible person. Anyway,

1:15:07

it was kind of true. There are a

1:15:09

bunch of animals that lay claim or bunch

1:15:11

of places that lay claim the largest animal.

1:15:13

One of them is those. What was it

1:15:16

Pan though. there's different ways of measuring. There's

1:15:18

like there's the weight and there's their the

1:15:20

area and of my en masse. Yeah, bed.

1:15:23

Ah Australian. What?

1:15:25

The fuck is the great courses I would

1:15:27

is called I am a I'm They also

1:15:29

lay claim to have to one measure. Another

1:15:31

largest organ is the as as is a

1:15:33

good for me to carrots gonna have like

1:15:36

a mouth. And scout hear the

1:15:38

employee America doesn't get it. For.

1:15:40

Oil has mouth. Yes, A cable

1:15:42

and I have to reevaluate my yeah

1:15:44

every election resort out you want to

1:15:46

highs has healed move around. The I

1:15:48

guess is it's. Like. When I hear

1:15:50

about the biggest animal ever, The. Blue

1:15:53

whale is the true holder of that. Yeah.

1:15:55

I'm like it's gonna be able to swim and hunt

1:15:57

and do whatever the fuck it's do and. Energy

1:16:00

know because they they rank really high speed

1:16:02

years My no more On the like earth's

1:16:05

largest animals of all time. It's a number

1:16:07

one of the unless you know I found

1:16:09

something in the last three years so far

1:16:11

there could be there could be something all

1:16:14

their. We live at the same time as

1:16:16

the largest animal to have ever been inhabited

1:16:18

this planet. I am to be martyrs. Dumb.

1:16:21

Other shit like of voters the thing that

1:16:23

eight the big thing at the end of

1:16:25

Jurassic Park for that the know Yet don't

1:16:28

get me started they they keep the they're

1:16:30

making new dinosaurs with with you know gene

1:16:32

splicing so we have been made up a

1:16:34

dinosaur. they're fake news and us with that

1:16:36

the I I know I do not wanna

1:16:38

see Dynasty you know I'm sure that your

1:16:41

documentaries I'd like the same respected return a

1:16:43

success It's not as Bradshaw viola Axis I

1:16:45

literally saw that Jurassic Park where the T

1:16:47

Rex. It's like fucked up at the end

1:16:49

and like as a the Denali. Five years

1:16:51

he goes online in I'm in my late

1:16:54

twenties on like this is bullshit can take

1:16:56

down see Rak Six to the police. I

1:16:58

have so much invested in the T Rex

1:17:00

the see mine as far as thing of

1:17:02

all time. yeah invest I'd that was a

1:17:04

real made. It was like that the Iraqis

1:17:06

was made like a super dinosaur. I really

1:17:09

hate what they've done with that. Ah with

1:17:11

that. Property. Oh

1:17:13

little shifting gears. Do you know that Peter

1:17:15

Jackson is making more Lord of the Rings

1:17:18

movies? Movies I saw that he was making.

1:17:21

It's. It's finally a spinoff from the

1:17:23

Middle Earth world, right? It's like the

1:17:25

Hunt for Gollum. It

1:17:27

Gollum. Will be edit arm set

1:17:29

so he's producing. Add. You know

1:17:31

this and the more than one of their for

1:17:33

the didn't have a trilogy and he's producing and

1:17:35

Andy Serkis is directing. Andy Serkis

1:17:37

disguised as Gollum. yeah last year take

1:17:40

a know Taylor and I had like

1:17:42

like like hooked up. A lot of

1:17:44

I have skied as a lotta characters.

1:17:47

He's very shy right of as the

1:17:49

director to be. he has since his

1:17:51

sister and circuses. the guy who crossing

1:17:53

routes I tried to a mystery I

1:17:56

wish I'd always very fertile as of

1:17:58

the effect I know where you dairy

1:18:00

I do is not a good director.

1:18:03

His last movie was the Carnage sequel.

1:18:05

Did you see the Carnage sequel? Them

1:18:07

I Dad Want Never heard of this.

1:18:10

He's. A Spider Man villain who got to movies

1:18:13

and Woody Harrelson in the second one and it

1:18:15

does This sounds were not as bad. It was

1:18:17

a shitty shitty movie so I'm I'm worried about.

1:18:19

I don't think of any circuses. The fucking movie director.

1:18:22

I think of them as the mocap guy who's really

1:18:24

good at that way to said he answered as you're

1:18:26

saying. I thought using Peter

1:18:28

Jackson was not a good director based on his

1:18:30

recent stuff. Was. Eighty Circus who

1:18:32

made carnage am dismayed. signage immediately Jackson directed

1:18:34

Lord of the Rings and did a spectacular

1:18:36

job of it's and then we can all

1:18:38

forgive him. He did so all Nord of

1:18:40

the Rings and I forgive him for the

1:18:42

Hobbit. I'm not going or he wants his

1:18:44

every game but I forgive him. It's a

1:18:46

water under the bridge. Pete. And.

1:18:49

I have my hometown. Maybe he did it

1:18:51

all with Jack Black and that was kind

1:18:53

of thumbs up around. Tell me I never

1:18:55

read out and never be watched it and

1:18:57

so I guess that it wasn't worth me

1:18:59

watching. Dad at at in wanna

1:19:02

see that they. Out and a

1:19:04

while and know you know how like

1:19:06

characters get so drunk in your head

1:19:08

over like of my you were talking

1:19:10

about Rocky for you because you've watched

1:19:12

on the Rocky movies bunch times like

1:19:14

that. Stallone like that. That is who

1:19:17

Rocky is like with with a character

1:19:19

like Eric Gordon says. I saw some

1:19:21

a little whisperings. That

1:19:23

Aragon was going to be in this Lord

1:19:25

of the Rings movie. Like. Viggo,

1:19:27

Mortensen is Eric Gordon. As

1:19:30

your you have to also be airborne. Very.

1:19:32

Much so, he's an old old man. Bullies

1:19:35

the like sixty something. Yeah

1:19:37

another how old is supposed to be in the show

1:19:39

it like is it doesn't matter what it how old

1:19:42

he was with what was the look like he was

1:19:44

well look like a due to dine fuck and range

1:19:46

or king. and unless he's playing

1:19:48

the end of his life which is what like

1:19:50

a hundred and eighty years old or something that

1:19:53

we really are the end of his alive we'd

1:19:55

seen what he looks like the day he died

1:19:57

they showed the future him laying there he looks

1:20:00

He's way too old to be that guy now.

1:20:02

He's way too old to play the

1:20:04

corpse of King Theoden. I know you're

1:20:06

right. Well, it wasn't King

1:20:08

Theoden. It was Aragorn Elisaur.

1:20:11

Oh, yeah, you're – but King Aragorn,

1:20:13

yes. Yeah, but like I'm

1:20:16

going to be so – I'm

1:20:18

going to be so biased against

1:20:20

whoever they pick for Aragorn just because –

1:20:23

Bradley Cooper. What's the problem with Bad Teeth

1:20:25

out here? Bradley Cooper. Bradley

1:20:27

– dude, if you

1:20:29

want to see me finally taking a street

1:20:32

and protest something, it would be Bradley

1:20:34

Cooper. He's the guy that sings with Lady

1:20:36

Gaga, right? Dude, I don't even know if I

1:20:38

can – Dude, make Lord of the Rings for musical.

1:20:41

Boom. No, no. Dude,

1:20:43

I don't even know if I can say –

1:20:45

There are a lot of songs already. If they

1:20:47

made like – if they made like Ryan Reynolds

1:20:49

Aragorn, I don't think YouTube's service allows me to

1:20:51

say what I would do. Dude,

1:20:54

you want to be Aragorn. All right,

1:20:56

Taylor, it's time to change the world.

1:20:59

Taylor, is there anyone? I

1:21:03

don't know what this is. Screw in some

1:21:05

– Yeah, I think we're putting – The

1:21:07

final propane tank into my mechanism or whatever. I

1:21:09

thought I would just screw a grenade onto the

1:21:11

launching pad. Yeah, I don't even know who I

1:21:14

would like. I don't know who I would like

1:21:16

because the only people from that movie who still

1:21:18

look young enough to like – and

1:21:20

the problem would be like Aragorn would

1:21:22

be playing a version of himself younger

1:21:25

than the version that was in Lord

1:21:27

of the Rings. Yeah. Like Gollum

1:21:29

– Oh, it's the prequel. Right, right. Yeah,

1:21:31

so Gollum dies at the end of The Return of the

1:21:33

King, and so he's not a part of it.

1:21:36

This would be like Aragorn

1:21:38

investigating Gollum much,

1:21:40

much earlier because Gandalf had a thought that

1:21:42

hey, this guy is pretty fucking shady. I

1:21:44

hate that they're even – and

1:21:47

it's so stupid what they're doing. We're not going to like these movies.

1:21:49

No, of course not. They aren't going to be good movies. They're not

1:21:52

going to be good movies. And here's one. The

1:21:54

reason the first trilogy was so goddamn good. A

1:21:56

big part of it is

1:21:58

that Peter Jackson had like – Five years

1:22:01

of prep not one or

1:22:03

two They were that's that's why

1:22:06

everybody's wearing a full set of fucking real

1:22:08

armor in those scenes Every character

1:22:10

when you look closely at your their armor You're

1:22:12

like, oh my god, like this guy ties is

1:22:14

not a little differently I bet somebody wrote some

1:22:17

pages about why he ties that not that way

1:22:19

Like like everything looks so good. Even the uruk,

1:22:21

they all have the same basically like copy paste

1:22:23

armor, but it's all Every set because they're all

1:22:26

active like it's it's prosthetics on there aren't a

1:22:28

lot of rubber masks There aren't you know you

1:22:30

put rubber masks on the guys in the third

1:22:32

row for sure even in lord of the rings

1:22:34

I'm sure but you don't notice it because they're

1:22:36

way the fuck in the third row the guys

1:22:38

up close have prosthetics They have like, um,

1:22:40

what do you call it? Um, not fixtures Like

1:22:43

that dumb that shit that they put on their face. So

1:22:45

like add like a goblin nose on their face Sitting

1:22:49

in a makeup chair with professional working on

1:22:51

them They they don't want to

1:22:53

spend that money and put that in

1:22:55

I don't think Another part of the

1:22:57

way the trilogy got made is they they tricked

1:22:59

weinstein and at one point they're like, oh, yeah

1:23:01

It's one movie and then it's two movies and

1:23:03

then he's like actually I filmed three fucking movies

1:23:05

But what he filmed like a little he

1:23:08

filmed in such a way that they had to give him three movies

1:23:10

I know weinstein had a lot of weird opinions

1:23:13

about how the trilogy or the lord of the

1:23:15

ring should be brought to The screen and he

1:23:17

was going to ruin it. Well, hopefully Well,

1:23:20

thankfully rather you know that character is based on

1:23:22

him on purpose What

1:23:24

character goth moth or whatever? Oh goth

1:23:26

moggs The is based on

1:23:29

weinstein the orc who who oversaw the the

1:23:31

capture Yeah, he's got that he's got that

1:23:33

deformed face and that that's dripping out of

1:23:35

his eyelid and stuff Yeah, go ahead and

1:23:37

bring up a picture of gothmogg zach And

1:23:40

then if you could if you search gothmogg,

1:23:42

um harvey weinstein, you'll probably find a side

1:23:44

by side of the two Yeah,

1:23:46

you know because weinstein has that severely pockmarked

1:23:49

face i'm so glad that didn't happen quickly,

1:23:51

uh, photoshop gothmogg sitting in a suit in

1:23:53

court I

1:23:58

am a victim of human lies I

1:24:00

like the Lord of the Rings universe. I

1:24:07

guess I put those pieces together because I didn't

1:24:09

know what it was until like in five years.

1:24:15

The eyes. Yeah. Wow.

1:24:18

That's funny. So you think this

1:24:20

is them mocking Harvey once? It is.

1:24:23

It's 100% them mocking us. I

1:24:27

know. The universe is good. I wish they'd just

1:24:29

do a fresh story. I don't know what it needs to be.

1:24:32

But like we've established the rules. From

1:24:34

the first age, like not everything has

1:24:36

to be the War of the Ring.

1:24:38

Like they could go way back. There's

1:24:41

so much canon to go through for Lord of

1:24:43

the Rings that they could do if they wanted

1:24:45

to. But Kyle's a million percent on

1:24:47

point that like they wouldn't

1:24:49

do the prep work and they wouldn't

1:24:52

stay true to the lore in the

1:24:54

way that clearly the Lord of the

1:24:56

Rings producers and directors like were obsessed

1:24:58

with that. Like at the time that

1:25:00

they did it, Saruman,

1:25:03

Christopher Lee, he

1:25:07

was old enough to have had

1:25:09

conversations with Tolkien. Like

1:25:11

he talked to him when he was a young

1:25:13

man like acting in the movies. About Lord of the

1:25:15

Rings. And so it's like that must have been awesome

1:25:18

for you know I think I even saw like an

1:25:20

extra part because I've watched every bit of content

1:25:22

about Lord of the Rings there is. Where

1:25:24

Peter Jackson's talking and he's like every once in a while I

1:25:26

have a thought about the lore and

1:25:28

what should happen and what shouldn't. And so I'd

1:25:31

go to Christopher and I'd ask him because he

1:25:33

loved the story so much. And Christopher and his

1:25:36

commanding voice or whatever would be like that's

1:25:38

not what he mentioned when I spoke to him

1:25:41

of it in 1931. And

1:25:43

it's like alright Christopher I trust you you're

1:25:45

also six foot seven. Tolkien hated the quiz.

1:25:49

He did. I'm barely

1:25:51

okay with Gandalf. Like.

1:25:55

The blue screen stir Ian

1:25:57

McKellen into my present side.

1:26:00

I promise you that. I'm not in a

1:26:02

room with that bull. With that bull. Oh,

1:26:04

is he gay? The actor in real life? Yeah, is he gay?

1:26:07

And he's one of the good ones, Woody. Don't worry. If he's like

1:26:09

super close with Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart. Yeah. He's

1:26:12

also gay. I've seen them together. He's not

1:26:14

gay. Oh, he's not gay. I've seen so many pictures

1:26:16

of them super close. I think he's at least curious. I think that's his

1:26:18

best friend for a long time. Yeah, it is. I

1:26:21

think he's very close. I think he's very close. I think he's

1:26:23

very close. I think he's very close. I

1:26:25

think that's his best friend for a long time. Yeah,

1:26:27

it is. I've also seen Patrick

1:26:29

Stewart's wife. She's like, he's old as

1:26:32

shit, but she's significantly younger

1:26:34

than him. Like, not a

1:26:36

decent amount younger than him. Dude, I didn't even

1:26:39

think Sir Ian McKellen is too old to be

1:26:41

Gandalf in this too. Of course he is. Of

1:26:43

course he is. Look, I can't play Gandalf other

1:26:45

than Ian McKellen. He killed it. He's my favorite.

1:26:48

You know who does this right? The Star

1:26:50

Wars universe. Not everyone is a

1:26:53

homerun, but they will just like

1:26:55

fire up all new storylines, all new ships

1:26:57

in the same universe, same rules. Kyle

1:27:00

looks like someone just came in the room and fired him. Yeah,

1:27:02

I don't know why. I think Kyle likes, what

1:27:04

is the new one called with Pike? Pike?

1:27:07

Brave New World maybe? I

1:27:09

don't know what that is. Definitely not Brave New World. Oh,

1:27:12

shucks. It's the new live action

1:27:14

Star Trek. It's the guy who

1:27:16

preceded Kirk. Oh,

1:27:18

Star Trek. I could have

1:27:20

said Star Wars. I didn't

1:27:22

mean this. Maybe I just heard wrong. In any

1:27:24

case, I have real strong opinions about Star

1:27:26

Trek. I do not like

1:27:29

the Kelvin timeline or whatever.

1:27:31

Oh, Zach said I said Star Wars. I'm sorry.

1:27:34

Yeah, I don't like the trilogy. When it came

1:27:36

out, I really liked the first one. Something about

1:27:38

that fucking like the ACDC or

1:27:40

whatever the fuck's playing or Green Day or whatever

1:27:42

is playing when he's stealing that movie that was

1:27:45

at the beginning. You're doing movies. I'm doing the

1:27:47

TV show. Yeah. Strange

1:27:49

New Worlds, the new Star Trek TV show

1:27:52

is very, very good. I

1:27:54

feel like it respects the OG shit

1:27:56

well enough as well as the timeline

1:27:58

well enough. Pike was the

1:28:01

captain of the enterprise before Kirk and

1:28:03

the thing that's alluded to often

1:28:06

in the show is his future Injury

1:28:08

is a big part of like the first couple episodes

1:28:10

of the og 1967 star trek Original

1:28:14

series. Yes, you're right. I love that

1:28:17

and it is this shining little star

1:28:19

this aberration in the world of media

1:28:21

Where it like somehow it got through

1:28:23

a studio system or a network system

1:28:25

and they made a good show Without

1:28:28

every character fucking the one next to

1:28:30

them in the ass and giggling like

1:28:32

a schoolgirl the whole way through No

1:28:34

one's fucking talking about their genitals. No

1:28:36

one's crying. It's pretty fucking good Star

1:28:39

Trek can fire up a show and you have to go

1:28:41

into it with an open mind because sometimes it's really gonna

1:28:43

be a Miss and sometimes it's gonna

1:28:45

be grand slam. This one strange new world I think

1:28:47

you said it was called is in a

1:28:50

grand slam to me so far. I think

1:28:52

the animated one damn it We're talking about

1:28:55

you. I'm sorry. Lord lower decks. Yeah, I

1:28:57

think lower decks is a lot of fun.

1:28:59

I enjoy that I I

1:29:01

love it. I love it so much. I

1:29:04

like the the the voice actors that work

1:29:06

on it I like seeing them, you know

1:29:08

in the live-action version of them discuss the

1:29:11

show That's another one that's

1:29:13

like, I don't know. I really

1:29:15

really start track pulled

1:29:17

from Like books or

1:29:19

lore Roddenberry is the creator. He

1:29:21

he's he just created it Okay

1:29:25

vision of this utopic Future

1:29:28

that that where every problem had been solved

1:29:30

and so and it's it's sort of a

1:29:32

show It's not like an old book series

1:29:34

or something. No, no It began with the

1:29:36

original series with Kirk and you know the

1:29:39

enterprise that makes it easier then because you

1:29:41

have a lot more Kind of

1:29:43

freedom to play the directive that he was

1:29:45

given was to create a Western in space

1:29:49

Okay, that's why I brought it up as an

1:29:51

example of what Lord of the Rings should be

1:29:53

like Okay, we have a universe. We have some

1:29:55

established rules. We know the good guys the bad

1:29:57

guys the races now go tell a news

1:29:59

Story, I haven't heard before it can be before the

1:30:01

one I know it can be after the one

1:30:03

I know same universe go tell me a story

1:30:05

and I want

1:30:07

gothmog. I want a story about I Always

1:30:10

forget the spider's name. She lob she lob.

1:30:13

I want some she lob content You can

1:30:15

make sexy she lob because you know you

1:30:17

lob appears not only is that big grotesque

1:30:19

thing? But she can become this like temptress

1:30:23

That would be so cool And maybe like there's

1:30:25

a moment where she flashes like those those weird

1:30:27

teeth are in her mouth is a little side

1:30:29

But she become a sexy chick in the book.

1:30:31

I'm pretty sure she does not

1:30:33

in the book. No, no, she's just

1:30:35

a spider Very evil

1:30:37

and ancient spider the child version is pretty

1:30:39

cool, too. I like it I like I

1:30:41

don't I don't want to like I would

1:30:43

like maybe Like

1:30:46

I could deal with like an anthology style

1:30:48

series if there was more If

1:30:52

it was true to the lore and it all

1:30:54

plugged into Like making

1:30:56

sense with the you know the war of the

1:30:58

ring that the Lord of the Rings story like

1:31:00

at the end the reason everybody

1:31:02

hated and you know that show on

1:31:05

Amazon flops despite having so much money

1:31:07

is Because they just Ruined

1:31:10

a lot of the lore they destroyed

1:31:12

it. We're both right I'm

1:31:14

thinking of Middle Earth shadow of shadow of

1:31:16

war the video game in which she love

1:31:18

can transform into a human woman But

1:31:21

you're right in in canon she cannot

1:31:23

yeah Yeah,

1:31:27

it's one of those things that what is Gandalf

1:31:31

he's a guy or something

1:31:33

like like a mylar. Oh my

1:31:35

our Valar something like that in

1:31:38

any case I agree with what you have a sense It

1:31:40

like I want to sit I like

1:31:42

I would be okay with a smaller story set

1:31:44

within the universe You know like like everybody doesn't

1:31:46

have to be Legolas

1:31:48

or Gimli or you don't need a power

1:31:50

team, but what they really do is make

1:31:52

something fucking else It's not gonna be

1:31:55

good, and I'm not gonna do it I

1:31:58

like I have a hard time with prequels because I

1:32:00

know you know where we're going with this. I'm

1:32:02

trying to think of the other prequel that's that's out now House

1:32:06

of the Dragon how close yeah, yeah

1:32:08

How's the dragon while I am

1:32:10

into it and I'm looking it in it on a

1:32:12

big cliffhanger You probably remember where there was a dragon

1:32:14

fight between the two young boys and one of them

1:32:16

didn't make it I'm wanting

1:32:18

to see what happens next that first episode is gonna

1:32:21

be good. I'm looking forward to it Yeah, but there's

1:32:23

a little part of me. That's always like I know

1:32:26

this is all for not like I know how

1:32:28

this in years ago though

1:32:31

Just gonna be at least that that's what

1:32:33

so it seems to me that when you

1:32:36

get your first season of a show and Then

1:32:38

it's two years before you get season two But

1:32:41

now they're on a roll because they got that

1:32:43

like extra round of funding that's gonna be the

1:32:45

case with fallout It's gonna be two years before

1:32:47

we get more fallout and then you'll but but

1:32:49

in those two years, I wish you were wrong

1:32:53

They've got everything ball rolling now though because

1:32:55

they proved that that how much money that

1:32:57

thing can make the video games are being

1:32:59

Advanced the there's gonna be video game tie-ins

1:33:02

They're definitely moving the ball forward with everything

1:33:04

fallout. It's a it's a big win Yeah,

1:33:08

I like to fall out the TV show. Um, I Last

1:33:12

episode I thought was a disappointment Really?

1:33:16

thought it was I Thought

1:33:18

it was fine. Like I don't know. I

1:33:20

won't rewatch it. But like it it

1:33:23

was fine. I did rewatch it I watched the

1:33:25

whole season twice. I Agree

1:33:27

that the the final episode could

1:33:30

have been bigger more climactic Maybe

1:33:32

maybe maybe we learn a little

1:33:34

bit more, but you know,

1:33:36

just maybe you learned a little bit sooner It was like the

1:33:38

last 15 minutes. They explained the whole

1:33:40

season to you in my memory and I You

1:33:43

know, I wish there were clues more so I

1:33:46

liked that I liked that where we're sitting at the dinner

1:33:48

table as it were and Everything

1:33:50

comes out on all the cards come out on the

1:33:52

table. I enjoyed that scene I would

1:33:56

have I really liked the the scene

1:33:58

where the ghoul played by Walton Goggins

1:34:01

is has that whole speech is like bet you

1:34:03

feel like a big man in that suit I

1:34:06

know cuz I used to wear one myself

1:34:09

This like goes on a little rant about I've

1:34:11

got a weak spot and then he no

1:34:13

look shoots the guy and kills him I

1:34:15

love that scene. I like everything with the

1:34:18

with Walton Goggins in general. I've always really

1:34:20

enjoyed that actor He's good like his big

1:34:22

toothy smile. Yeah, he's got a very big

1:34:24

toothy smile He's good

1:34:26

and justified if you want like a

1:34:28

show that's all out and it's multiple

1:34:30

seasons of I do not No,

1:34:44

what's it about I'm kidding I don't

1:34:46

care St.

1:34:55

Louis Blues got the 16th pick overall in

1:34:57

the draft. They really lost their way to

1:34:59

Wow Where's

1:35:02

the scenario you might barely make the playoffs next

1:35:04

year or barely miss it I bet you're going

1:35:06

to be there for the next team is on

1:35:08

the East Coast But what do they call it

1:35:10

the system or like or like the method or

1:35:13

something less man? No The

1:35:16

book upside down when you absolute

1:35:18

hmm This is the only

1:35:20

correct hockey prediction I've had in my

1:35:23

adult life was this year where I'm

1:35:25

like The Blues are gonna be the

1:35:27

last team to miss the playoffs and they're gonna

1:35:29

get the 16th overall like the last Possible of

1:35:31

the loser picks and both of those

1:35:33

came true Fucking ridiculous like these

1:35:35

and the black beat get like second

1:35:37

overall again Harry because it's a better

1:35:39

run organization in the back office. They

1:35:41

knew we got a tank. We got

1:35:43

a suck We're gonna rain dance all

1:35:45

over your think little hurricanes can come

1:35:47

back. They're down two games in their

1:35:50

series I think they can yeah, I

1:35:52

definitely think they can like they're they're

1:35:54

a solid team. The Rangers are

1:35:56

really good But

1:35:58

Carolina is also really good So I they can

1:36:00

definitely come back and win. I hope they do But

1:36:03

that's also a series that like if it weren't for you

1:36:06

I wouldn't care either way, but I

1:36:08

like I want my friends teams to win when

1:36:10

they're in the same reason I pulled for the

1:36:12

old Braves before Kyle became so jaded I'm

1:36:16

not dealing with these these brave fellows

1:36:18

anymore. He's been spoiled by the University

1:36:20

of Georgia. That's He's

1:36:23

like, yeah, if you don't win the whole chip, you're

1:36:25

terrible That's how I've always felt when we

1:36:27

were when we were getting knocked out early by Florida

1:36:29

every year I felt like that. It's it's first or

1:36:32

last when it's college football. I don't care about your

1:36:34

fucking even in that movie the

1:36:37

Remember when he's like but dad you told me

1:36:39

if i'm not first i'm last Bobby

1:36:42

that's ridiculous. There's second place

1:36:44

third place all sorts of

1:36:47

places like Auto

1:36:50

racing where that I was drunk bobby

1:36:53

It's true it's a football too. There's rankings.

1:36:55

It's not true Who cares about pools it

1:36:57

impacts everybody caring second third or third And

1:36:59

I are both excited that our team finished

1:37:02

with a rank that might help us recruit

1:37:04

who fucking cares Finish with like a nine

1:37:06

next to their name. Everybody here was like,

1:37:09

we're a fucking real deal team now You're gonna yeah, you're

1:37:11

gonna be a problem this year. You're gonna be a real

1:37:13

problem this year. Are you? They're contender.

1:37:15

Yes Mizzou's

1:37:17

gonna be a contender this year. They're gonna be

1:37:19

a top 10 team this year They're gonna they're

1:37:21

gonna upset somebody finishes with another I would be

1:37:24

interested in who they play early I

1:37:26

mizzou is the kind of team that could upset

1:37:28

like a a big name team early

1:37:30

in the year for sure Um, they're they're

1:37:32

gonna be a problem But

1:37:35

but it is it is first or last for me

1:37:37

with sports like that because i'm not I don't understand

1:37:40

How you can enjoy watching your team lose their way

1:37:42

to a first round playoff exit like who

1:37:44

fucking cares? What was the point? What was

1:37:46

the point if they can't get in there and get the

1:37:48

thing done at least one at once at every five years

1:37:51

This this year mizzou's scc opponents

1:37:53

are there's 30 teams Are they

1:37:55

for built? Yeah, and I want

1:37:57

to be one of the good ones that wins every five years

1:38:00

That's what a good team does. All right.

1:38:02

So I think, I think Mizzou is going to

1:38:04

definitely beat Vanderbilt, Texas A&M. I

1:38:06

don't know if they're good. Auburn,

1:38:09

Alabama, Oklahoma, South Carolina. This

1:38:11

is a scary lineup. Well,

1:38:15

the Alabama early is a real fucking.

1:38:17

Auburn is always a question, Mark. They

1:38:19

could beat or lose to anybody. Um,

1:38:23

yeah, I think of LSU that way also.

1:38:25

Oklahoma is always a real team. That's

1:38:29

a rough schedule. Yeah, it is. It's the

1:38:31

kind of schedule though, that if you win all your games, you'll

1:38:33

get a. Yeah, you're not going to get

1:38:35

snubbed. You're not going to get one. You're not going to be like Washington

1:38:37

or Hawaii. It

1:38:40

is. That's why we're playing Oklahoma and the

1:38:42

SEC because now Oklahoma and Texas are SEC

1:38:45

teams and then the playoffs are expanded, right? Yeah,

1:38:48

that's what I'm saying. Yeah. I love

1:38:50

that it goes to eight because at

1:38:52

four, you could make a legitimate

1:38:54

argument that the team that was fifth, which

1:38:56

might've been Georgia last year, could have won

1:38:59

the chip, right? Like, like the fifth

1:39:01

best team that might've been the best team. It's

1:39:03

hard to say, but when you go

1:39:05

down to ninth, probably the ninth

1:39:07

best team didn't get cheated out of their

1:39:09

chance to be a champion. They

1:39:11

didn't really have a shot. We were the ninth

1:39:14

best team and we beat Ohio

1:39:16

state in the, and I'm

1:39:19

showing I'm really a fake thing at cotton

1:39:21

bowl. I think cotton bowl, one of the

1:39:23

main ones, they beat Ohio. We didn't think that

1:39:25

you were going to win the whole

1:39:27

thing. If you were given the opportunity, no, Georgia

1:39:30

handled by Alabama. I

1:39:34

felt like we had a very good chance. If we were

1:39:36

given the opportunity to win. As good as anybody's. Yeah,

1:39:38

as good as any, I didn't, no one was going to

1:39:41

blow Georgia out, but Georgia might've blown some

1:39:43

of them out. Georgia had such an up and down

1:39:45

year. Like it seemed like they played up to their

1:39:47

competition every time. I'm looking forward to it.

1:39:49

I love, I'm glad that I've actually got a good team that

1:39:51

I like that, uh, that, that,

1:39:53

that does fun things. And I like

1:39:55

the winning attitude that the management has.

1:39:58

I like when, when coach. is like two

1:40:01