0:00

Pk. A seven, oh two.

0:02

We've had two guests. Quickly.

0:04

The last minute able to make it may

0:06

well at to be fair one of them

0:08

the a drug addict and we we didn't

0:10

expect them to be you know. Awake.

0:13

While awake we is always wait but you

0:15

know we were it or get our second

0:17

guess we're going to be a meth head

0:19

but. He. Has a call and ask

0:21

you'd be tomorrow so he'll be on the

0:23

toilet cleaning out his system and I just

0:25

didn't see like preventative medical care being the

0:27

reason than a method would mister show but.

0:30

I. Would last We we can't. We can't

0:32

let that one slip past the goal. We

0:34

have to get the method on a hundred

0:37

and has demands. A audience demands it. I'd

0:39

imagine. This fourth call and ask me if

0:41

you're. His. Absence Drugs by lock

0:43

and load and Blu ray were

0:45

wonderful. Wonderful sponsors that would be

0:47

a funny guy who like is

0:49

addicted to meth alcoholic eats pizza

0:51

every day and he only keeps

0:53

up with his. His.

0:55

Call and ask a piece of half minutes. It

0:57

never goes to the dentist, never gets is getting

1:00

on a punch cards eight one three eight with

1:02

three have exhibited brief at know what did they

1:04

give your the hope of all branding iron I

1:06

can remember the agree I don't know why you

1:09

think we know those drugs because you always tell

1:11

me what it is we don't We just want

1:13

to stop target. Actually

1:15

kyle wow don't have any of those drop of

1:17

have you said with your first one yet? It's.

1:20

Like years from now. I

1:22

now I have accidentally had ruled like

1:24

forty. Forty Yeah If the yet

1:26

so years for nine years from now to

1:29

two years from now, are you gonna? isn't'

1:31

I. Get I mean, I'm only five years younger

1:33

than you and so. I. Can already

1:36

put myself in the thirty eight, thirty

1:38

nine year old shoes were I'm to.

1:40

I can. I'm going to procrastinate the

1:42

hell out of my co. Ask me,

1:44

it seems really unpleasant. Ah,

1:47

I don't on their had one before. I.

1:49

sounds unpleasant but it also sounds like you know

1:51

a necessary evil as they say you know the

1:53

term had one in the dentist chair like knowing

1:55

you're going to have to keep your mouth open

1:58

to get your teeth fucked with for Like

2:00

the whole night before the colonoscopy is

2:02

like you can't even distract yourself with food. You're

2:05

not even supposed to, yeah, Woody, you've had one. You don't even drink

2:07

water, right? So

2:10

they give you something to drink. It's more fluid than

2:12

you want to drink. I don't know if it's an

2:14

entire two liters or something, but you have to kind

2:17

of muscle it down. It doesn't

2:19

taste good. Then it makes you poop. And my

2:21

dumb ass was like, well, how effectively can it

2:23

make you poop? Right? Like, I mean,

2:25

I know they want me to poop, but we'll see

2:27

how this goes. Oh my

2:29

gosh. They have you Vaseline your

2:32

anus, like, because what's

2:34

coming is going to be rough. And

2:37

I'm like, all right, you know, friction

2:40

burns. It's not gay. Like I

2:42

can touch my own anus. It's cool, right? That's

2:45

totally straight. You gotta take care of your own body.

2:47

Dude, do not skimp on the Vaseline. That's an

2:50

important part of this procedure. You're going to poop

2:52

like you've never pooped before. It starts off just

2:54

as, you know, like a Hershey's quartz type thing

2:56

with the volume and a, and that

2:58

pressure that you didn't know you had. And

3:01

then you just start like shooting blanks like, Oh my

3:03

God, I gotta go. Well, I mean,

3:05

I was like, this is like an eyedropper. What am

3:07

I doing? Just like the liquid itself coming out. Yeah,

3:10

it is awful. It's the

3:12

pre night prep. That is the challenge. Some people

3:14

say it's the taste of it, but not me.

3:17

To me, it was being tethered to the toilet,

3:19

rushing over there like you're going to puke but

3:21

poop and like you're going

3:23

to puke coming up with just shooting

3:25

blanks like you are empty, empty. And

3:28

I'm like, you do colonoscopies for a living. Do

3:30

I have to be this empty? Can't we have

3:32

a gentleman's agreement that there'll be something left in

3:34

there? But I guess, yeah, Dan.

3:38

So it was like, you probably feel like

3:40

really good afterwards though, right? Not

3:42

after the colonoscopy itself after all the pooping.

3:44

No, I didn't know. I, you know, at

3:46

this point I'm like up later than I

3:48

want to be with kind of the knowledge

3:50

that I have to get up early

3:52

in the morning. I hate being up at like 2am

3:55

knowing that my alarm is set for 6am. Like

3:58

I'm dreading it even before the The bad

4:00

part happens and the

4:02

colonoscopy itself is nothing. You go in

4:04

there, they're all professionals. They're not like,

4:06

they make you comfortable being bottomless. And

4:10

then they give me a drug to put me

4:12

under. I guess not everyone goes completely under. Wing

4:14

said he got his colonoscopy without

4:16

being under, but I don't know. Why would he

4:18

get one? Yeah,

4:21

he's your age. I haven't verified the story or

4:23

anything, but he did say he did it and

4:25

that he didn't have, he wasn't put under. So

4:27

I don't know. And

4:29

I googled that because I thought it was insane, but apparently some

4:31

people do it that way. So,

4:34

um, but you go under, which is a glorious

4:36

thing. I love the pre-surgery drugs, if you call

4:38

it a surgery. And then I woke up not

4:40

even knowing there had been a camera in my butt for

4:43

an hour. But one thing I didn't like, I'm

4:46

not a farter. Everybody

4:48

is right. Every mammal is, but you could know

4:50

me for a decade and just think I don't

4:52

do that. Right. Like, like I

4:54

don't, I don't let them rip. I don't, I don't, I don't

4:56

fart in front of my wife. Um, like

4:59

not that it's, I thought I've never made it out.

5:01

I let one flip, but that

5:04

there's a little boundary, a little border there, a

5:06

little mystery still left. And

5:08

uh, but then you're on the recovery team. I

5:10

agree by the way, different bathrooms, no farting. Yeah.

5:13

You people who fart and like piss in

5:16

front of your, all that shit. You people

5:18

that grow disgusting. I think you don't have

5:20

real interviews. We all agree. That's

5:22

wonderful. You're that guy also.

5:25

It's just regardless of how long

5:28

you've known someone, it's rude to fart and

5:30

make other people smell your farts. It's rude.

5:33

Just hold it or go. I don't want you to hear it.

5:35

I don't want you to know I did it when I, this

5:37

I turned the sink on. I tell her to do the same.

5:39

I'm like, I don't want to hear this. I

5:42

don't need to hear that. That doesn't happen to me.

5:44

I don't care. I can't think of it. But

5:47

post colonoscopy, you're on a table laying

5:49

on your side. My wife is there

5:51

along with like three nurses all

5:54

telling me to pass gas audibly so that

5:56

they know what happened before they released me.

5:59

This is like. With to me that is one

6:01

of the worst mechanic and everybody sing or something.

6:04

Like they they want to be like. I.

6:07

Was pretty good either. You can rip a better one

6:10

before we let you go. and I'm like a. For

6:13

real, what does he did like? A little

6:15

squeaker like I like the nurses laughing at

6:17

you in the hallway. a what would you

6:20

know? He had one

6:22

is little fart machines and you just kept

6:24

the session going for our. Students

6:27

in a like out on I Just

6:29

keep are all upset at us like

6:31

he doesn't think we can see the

6:33

tamagotchi in his hands. Of

6:37

a bright individual. An hour he added blinds already

6:39

in front of everyone to prove my health. That's

6:41

their that should be An. Honor system. By

6:43

the way, back in March, they've loaded you

6:45

with air, doesn't go through your digestion, and.

6:48

Yet. Him in the bottom and out the

6:50

same whole as if I had to take

6:52

that water thing and I was sitting out

6:54

years worth of like you'd be able to

6:57

look at it like a sedimentary like okay

6:59

I'll let us tonight I as the great

7:01

shock uttar he was a to suffer math

7:03

know it's a fair enough another guy Mozilla

7:05

five of fast as lives to six eight

7:07

months with know nothing about this as a

7:09

legend Dollars in interest lies in or thirty

7:12

three. Yeah,

7:14

well, I don't I can't wait to not. To

7:17

not do that and to lie to loved ones that

7:19

I did get it done. Or

7:21

a others I see. What's

7:25

the opposite? A compliment contradicting. I'm going for

7:27

studies on whether or not call and ask

7:29

abuser actually useful. So I cherrypick my studies

7:32

and present to Jackie that I don't need

7:34

to do it. And and I guess there's

7:36

another way to do it like a blood

7:38

test or more. happy to go with have

7:40

a low blood test that is as way

7:42

better. Yeah. Yeah. But.

7:45

Adios! I can look in your ear here.

7:48

We got the skull open. What do you

7:50

want? Your professor of how would you might

7:52

have cracked open That leaves us against him

7:54

so earned her sister. You're not going to

7:56

be able to drive your cell phone or

7:58

as to him. No,

8:01

I did it a little edge of

8:03

my.bye bye bye Doc is this is

8:05

masturbation material for later. He

8:09

added or trump trial finally ended today

8:11

like guilty on all counts. Although

8:14

I'm sure they'll be an appeal and then

8:16

another. You. Many. Would or Supreme

8:18

Court and will overturn it and then he'll

8:20

be present by then, analysed, expunge all of

8:22

it anyway. Right when you heard about the.

8:25

Trump. Being a thirty four

8:27

time salim. Did. It make

8:29

you feel like a beta, let like a

8:31

less of a felon. Was. It only

8:34

thirty four. Yeah. I think so.

8:36

I thought it was. I thought they were

8:38

like seventy counts. They are to get to

8:40

and Laden it's like eighty nine or ninety

8:42

one. You have to at all as trials

8:44

together then and only thirty four. Who

8:49

it you know, like if you try to

8:51

make it look like you're not weaponizing the

8:53

criminal justice system, or at the very least,

8:55

for try to make it look like we're

8:57

all not conspiring to pile on at once

8:59

right before an election. They. Have

9:01

sales. The. Has sailed the

9:03

of is June and it's rooting against

9:05

Trump is he's guilty. right? We

9:08

have his signature along with Cohen's and Wise

9:10

in Berg's on the payment schedule we have

9:12

his audio recording where he's like every going

9:14

to pay off this war I slept with.

9:16

I'm paraphrasing the i can we can be

9:18

push until after the election where it won't

9:21

matter anymore. Don't try to influence your face

9:23

and this is all about Milan his feelings

9:25

but but can be put it can be

9:27

stiffer and then as she comes free will

9:29

give a fuck. I'm. He's.

9:32

Guilty on all thirty four counts and that's

9:34

working against him And these things. And

9:37

the other trials not guilty do

9:39

his thing about lying about the

9:41

size of the properties space. but

9:43

the comps Again, the timing. It

9:46

sir after seven years of this man probably do

9:48

in the same shit. Oh it's

9:50

room for and that we have. Bought.

9:52

Three Four Five Trials. This.

9:55

Year. While. He's campaigning and

9:57

leading in the presidential election. The.

10:00

I mean, argument doesn't hold up to me anymore

10:02

because he's been delay delay delay. We tried to

10:04

do this shit years ago like I've been hearing.

10:06

On. The timing is pretty suspicious for

10:08

like twenty seven months now, or something wild

10:10

like that. A lot

10:13

in my home page. The timing that's all shows

10:15

the switch it off to the year of the

10:17

election. He. Chose to

10:19

be in court no at night now by

10:21

delay or he could have had these trials

10:23

a long time ago but he files frivolous

10:25

motions, he tries to ask things to get

10:27

delayed and he's the one pushing all the

10:29

all of it is objective was to make

10:31

it after the election but this one didn't

10:33

get that at all. of this has happened

10:35

in like the lead up. After

10:37

him announcing I'm running again and that's a

10:39

tile means by like. So. They actually

10:42

actually incorrect is yes, you know they

10:44

were doing this. Before he let up,

10:46

he announced extra early hoping that this

10:48

would get the trials to not happen

10:50

but they are already started. He

10:53

added still looks suspicious. Take.

10:56

A look at it through a lens like

10:58

that and you'll find suspicion. But it's been

11:00

happening for years now. This.

11:02

Sitting slowly and it moves double slowly

11:04

when you try to delay it with

11:06

Trump has indisputably tried to delay it

11:08

as much as he came to me.

11:11

And. Seemingly Kyle and once before and

11:13

it seems like weaponizing the judicial system

11:15

to. Punish. A presidential political

11:17

opponent leading up to an election

11:19

and throwing everything in the kitchen

11:21

sink adam to try and get

11:23

something. Who. Knows this is going to

11:25

change. Increase. Or decrease his popularity.

11:28

snow. And who's gonna vote for him before

11:30

is now not gonna vote for him? I.

11:32

Also, don't know if this is going to influence people who were going

11:35

to vote for him before the vote for. I'm. Like.

11:37

Well I know one person really hard for him

11:39

anymore. You're wrong. he can still though.

11:41

Any how do I work. Because.

11:44

In Florida where he's from the may

11:46

differ to the place where. They

11:49

defer to the place where the felony happened

11:52

and in New York they let felons vote.

11:54

Oh, be able to vote in Florida because

11:56

New York less felon? Course they do. Yeah,

11:59

nine I didn't know that you moved

12:01

to New York. Fucking

12:04

Neapolitan cocksuckers, bunch of fucking big

12:06

wig intellectuals up there. Yeah.

12:09

Great. Poor Donald. Poor Donald. I hope

12:11

he's okay tonight. I hope he's with

12:13

his loved ones and his family. I

12:16

bet he's having a bad night. I bet he

12:18

looks like a Coca-Cola commercial from the 1930s. They're

12:21

all gathered around the fire. He's sitting in

12:23

his big arm chair, little children are, you

12:26

know, gathered around the ground on the floor

12:28

by his feet. Little Donald Jr.

12:30

and Eric and Tiffany

12:32

and what's the hot

12:34

one? Not called? Milana? Avanka. I always

12:37

mix it up. Avana. Orvanka? Avanka. Probably

12:39

with a K. The hot one. The

12:41

hot one. Jared Kushner's

12:43

over there on the phone with Israel. Look, perfect

12:45

opportunity. When you said the hot one, I should

12:47

have said Eric. Like, There's

12:52

the actual hot ones, Baron. I can imagine

12:54

Trump being like, he's like, this is a

12:56

terrible time. I need my family around Eric.

12:59

Just the other room. Yeah, it is fine.

13:03

Daughter that we can't even name. Unless one of you

13:05

can name, who's the ugly daughter? Tiffany. Oh,

13:07

Kyle. Yeah, you're right. It is Tiffany. She's

13:12

just not Ivanka. You know what? She might

13:14

even be pretty. I'm looking at her from

13:16

her awkward stage eight years ago. Yeah. It's

13:18

fine. I saw Trump talking about her looks

13:20

and he's like, he's got great legs. We

13:23

don't know if she's going to have these or not, but he's

13:25

a good looking little girl. It's like eight or

13:27

some shit. Monica

13:31

we're talking about. It's Tiffany. It's, it's okay.

13:33

This is like a, you know, he, he

13:35

loves doing media. So it was probably like

13:37

inside edition. One of those rag TV

13:40

shows from like, however long that

13:42

would have been 15 years ago or some

13:44

shit. I saw

13:46

that one of the apprentice producers whose NDA

13:48

is apparently up claims that they've

13:50

Got Trump on tape, saying the N word. They Always

13:53

say that I'm waiting to hear it. So We heard

13:55

that eight years ago and a little bit. Four

14:00

years ago and them and right after the

14:02

malware Golden Oldie is coming back against of

14:04

what he said was this they were talking

14:06

about who was gonna win the apprentice and

14:08

it's something very close to like. but you

14:10

really think America's gonna buy it, You think

14:13

they think that had. Ninja. Can

14:15

win and that sad. And.

14:17

We shall have posted a comparably sized. Pretty.

14:20

Close It is like getting ready to buy that.

14:22

And. Ninja When and. Get it? Is

14:25

something on the the on those lads? Yeah I

14:28

bet I bet like it when you hear it

14:30

like lacking like I at school he met him

14:32

into the other way you think that do they

14:34

just like that that like me will now been

14:36

black people hear you say the n word they

14:38

could sell does heighten your art. The. As

14:40

for to her as though now but didn't

14:42

need any way down with your you to

14:45

give you pass on the back I assume

14:47

that's what there was the aftermath of. That's

14:49

an enormous amount. I get to see all

14:51

the real photos donald Trump i saw him

14:53

and a barbecue with wants a black as

14:55

everyone so happy you know. Added a grew

14:57

extra fingers in South Africa right? because it's

14:59

not gonna wiggly eyes. Are necessary

15:01

and they're in square meets. Ah,

15:04

Deny. It's so funny seeing the

15:06

Ai sixers that. That. Like

15:08

so many boomers and like politicians

15:10

fall for. Like it'll

15:13

be like I'm like congress person from

15:15

New Jersey and they'll be like look,

15:17

it's Hunter Biden partying in Ukraine like

15:19

A and it's like you don't even

15:21

have the look at the hands like

15:24

this. Like women with multiple arms like

15:26

that don't make sense coming. I phone

15:28

ringing other people when I was in

15:30

college. Actual boomers map me who's call

15:32

a boomer been like Actual rumors were

15:34

like you could not use the internet

15:36

as a source on your papers. You

15:39

know they. This Vienna is unreliable. None

15:41

of that stuff. Is. Good eccentrics. Now

15:43

those same fucking boomers believe people

15:45

with nine fingers is supporting their

15:47

favorite political candidates. Yeah, it did.

15:50

You remember I. May

15:52

be Talia the same age A

15:54

so I do remember being told

15:57

like don't even stuff on the

15:59

inner. That: Don't even use a

16:01

credit card online to purchase things because

16:03

it'll get stolen by like a Chinese

16:06

hacker. And then within

16:08

like a decade all those

16:10

same like literal boomers are

16:12

like. Yeah. Well a guy

16:14

with Indian accent name's Scott says are

16:16

still owed me and told me my

16:18

amazon account I have a problem I

16:20

got a game that title to my

16:22

home. And though frustrating to

16:25

deal with that I I've. So.

16:27

I know boomers who struggled with

16:29

it. I'm like my girlfriend's. Grandparents

16:33

and shit like I knew this one

16:35

lady. I think

16:37

the scam was this the call her

16:39

on the phone pretending to be hurt

16:41

her grandson. Arm and then

16:43

like pretending to be her grandsons lawyer.

16:46

Because he's in jail yea on ten

16:48

thousand dollars to get him out or

16:51

something and they literally drove to her

16:53

house at six in told her to

16:55

put the money in the mailbox for

16:58

the lawyer as you them thousand dollars

17:00

cast in her mailbox and of do

17:02

drove by and took it and left

17:04

and she's a track him down and

17:07

looked so. No, not a

17:09

bit. Not with six. The dog

17:11

got the dogs out. The Helms

17:13

Fucking Sherlock Holmes. The eighteen med

17:15

Captain America could not find that

17:18

man who drove by your house

17:20

earlier and took your money like

17:22

like uses Gone Gone. You

17:25

gotta feel bad for them. It's a different world.

17:27

But. Then I also think about other boomers and

17:29

it's like. No. One

17:32

like but my grandparents would never

17:34

get.by that scam you know, like.

17:37

So. Then I'll be like why his media says

17:39

like really dumb boomers were for Well I guess you

17:41

go to have to stay in jail. So.

17:44

Sorry Anna visas her Senator,

17:46

you. Have no,

17:48

Ever met. Every man's gotta put his

17:50

own weight in this world. Blink.

17:53

That taylor, you're in a Honduran prison

17:55

as well as we gotta serve you

17:57

time. Do you use? When do you remember?

18:00

Spanish. Know. Nothing.

18:03

Nothing when I'm We cared for my mother

18:05

in law on her last days to stay

18:07

with us when she had cancer and in

18:09

the wake her last year to and there.

18:12

She. Wanted to give to every charity

18:14

that ask for money from her. Like.

18:16

It was a bill. Like. God that

18:19

says air that late. I'm a know

18:21

Merrick and Health Fun needs three hundred

18:23

dollars or a meal. Where's my checkbook

18:25

and there is no no no, that's

18:27

not a bill, but I. Felt.

18:30

Like. Am I

18:32

am ready with a pure motives? Would she

18:34

have done this three years ago back when

18:36

she was you know is more more peach

18:39

mental fitness or or am I dislike protecting

18:41

the inherited by your age? He hurts less

18:43

charitable. Know you are doing the right thing

18:46

protecting her from predatory mail one hundred percent.

18:48

So I think I think making her less

18:50

charitable is fine as well because like she's.

18:53

Die. And like like

18:55

just look if if the goal is for her to

18:57

feel good about the me a charitable things and sort

19:00

of. Score! Some points for the man

19:02

upstairs. maybe even a little attempts ambient like

19:04

limiter. Thank you. Be in good pocket the

19:06

money, right? Flank like like necessity like

19:08

out. You know there's a lot of charities out

19:10

there that only take talk. About.

19:14

Like iran it over to have urges. What

19:16

I should add, that figure would be up

19:18

there looking at her motives. I don't think

19:21

he would get upset you and and be

19:23

like the unless we looked at the financial

19:25

data Ma'am. Hundred. And been a

19:27

little more time. Purgatory. In case you

19:29

save an era, you'll never want your wings

19:31

to that you'll never been were never no

19:33

one does. No one does is with mariners

19:35

and forth. I feel as you haven't seen

19:37

that. it's a wonderful life. I.

19:40

Have needed correct. A documentary on

19:42

How To Get Their wings says

19:44

that as that their every. Move.

19:46

yeah i might i've got their saw

19:48

full voice apparently like this that guy

19:50

was our that all the old timey

19:52

voice comes from where i used on

19:54

the sound like this war but was

19:56

a little bit thousand and that's it

19:58

that's a variation of the transatlantic accent?

20:01

No, that was just that Jimmy Stewart said that. Okay.

20:04

And that his name. Oh, people don't

20:06

realize that I'm always having a series of

20:08

strokes. All

20:12

these actors and they just smell like

20:14

toast. Well, anyway, on the Trump

20:16

thing, just to put a period on the end

20:18

of that sentence, there's two dates in June. One

20:21

is when he has to appeal and

20:23

one is when the prosecutor replies to

20:25

his appeal request or something like that.

20:28

And then in July is sentencing, which

20:30

I'm seeing people predict probation. So

20:32

that that's how I think. Yeah. Until they do

20:34

a new like round of

20:36

polls. How often is that? Like every month they

20:39

do. There's new polls every day, but like a

20:41

better question would be how long until the current

20:43

polls adequately incorporate this

20:45

news and I would say, you know,

20:48

10 days, 14 days. Okay.

20:51

That'll be interesting to see what,

20:53

how it impacts. It's like, I think that

20:55

shit going on overseas is going to be more impactful than

20:58

Trump being found guilty for something

21:00

that the average person doesn't even understand. I

21:02

don't think anybody cares. I

21:05

think that most of the people are going to just

21:07

see it and go, ah, still going after

21:09

him, huh, or get in what for,

21:12

what's it for again? Who cares? Get

21:14

it. Like, I think, I think

21:16

you're honest in the first slightly different reason

21:18

that like America is so divided and set in their position. You

21:22

know, when Ross Perot ran and got 24%,

21:24

something like that, people were more open. Like

21:28

the swing vote was a big, was a third of the voting base.

21:31

Now it feels like the people who are deciding which direction

21:33

they go every election,

21:36

I'm going to make it up, but it's like 5%,

21:38

not 35%. So

21:41

how much of that five switches a heck

21:43

of final? Yeah. I don't know. I

21:47

think Trump is such a polarizing candidate. It's

21:49

a little bit different. I think he had a more moderate

21:51

conservative. I'm

21:54

struggling to name one right now, maybe Paul

21:56

Ryan. I don't know Paul Ryan's politics. But

22:00

maybe just good-looking white man and

22:02

and he's more soft-spoken and he isn't so

22:04

hard-edged and he doesn't have any negatives Hey

22:07

that guy's put can probably pull a lot more from

22:10

Left or the center, but he

22:12

certainly wouldn't have that die hard

22:15

flag waving hardcore

22:17

Fan base no one would be

22:20

turning out for huge rallies for the Paul

22:22

Ryan or turning out to vote Like I

22:24

feel like Trump has inspired What

22:27

was traditionally an unreliable voter base like,

22:29

you know The you can picture the

22:31

overweight guy with the goatee the red

22:34

hat and the mirrored oil stained sunglasses

22:36

and the anger That

22:38

guy didn't go to the polls very

22:40

frequently prior to Trump. Now that guy

22:43

is passionate about voting. He was fishing

22:46

Yeah, yeah He

22:49

can't afford his new bass boat cuz Biden's

22:51

giving all of his money to Russia That

22:56

It's true. It's true. He

22:58

just always give it Russia money. He

23:00

is those those Eastern Europeans They're all it's

23:02

up. They're all Greek to know all Russians

23:05

to me, you know what it's like where

23:07

at work comes from right slav No

23:11

slave slave. They were Get

23:14

the car before the horse right now. All the

23:16

sudden slave come from slav. Ooh Probably

23:23

Really question Taylor's word stuff.

23:26

Yeah Slave

23:31

which which came first the Chicken

23:34

or the egg. Yeah, let's have a long

23:36

to dirty dirty Slavic people I

23:39

saw that that you can't say that now

23:41

we with our awesome Polish guy in our

23:47

That dude was clearly Germanic ancestor, do you

23:49

see his proud brow come on She's

23:52

proud proud I guess yeah, and he looked

23:54

at it the way I imagined a Polish

23:57

but I renamed him He had a ridiculous

23:59

name I pictured. Polish.

24:01

People. French. People in Italian

24:03

people not being fat. Whereas.

24:06

I picture like the United Kingdom. Probably.

24:09

Being the Sat of Europe would still make

24:11

them like that Marathon runners bird us. yeah

24:13

but I don't know about that. I would

24:15

be surprised if the Uk better than us

24:17

as was led away. There's no way for

24:19

times I as we used to be were

24:22

getting all these spry brown people flooding in.

24:24

I mean I joined up with yeah it

24:26

Mexico's what yeah the others are saying about

24:28

rabbit a biden take on it would a

24:30

from Mexico? Yes, it was it a crime

24:32

Max organs were getting have just walked a

24:35

thousand miles. They're thin in their boots. they're

24:37

not on when the thinnest. they're. Sending big

24:39

that retire, that's that. mathematics arithmetic. This

24:41

they're sending fucking black black people from

24:44

from from ah, from coastal regions who

24:46

are fucking spry that went whenever they

24:48

go to the board and they start

24:50

interviewing the actual migrants and seeing where

24:53

they're from. It's. So rarely Mexico

24:55

the message or to hear all Mexicans

24:57

that wanted a com like game already

24:59

it's it's places way further south or

25:02

just Europe, Africa, the Middle East. actually

25:04

that's a good point and I'm looking

25:06

at this grassy i wouldn't have any

25:08

to the observatory. In. Africa

25:10

is thin. Can you make it

25:13

bigger? Sec please? Actually,

25:15

As as with all these grass averages has nobody

25:17

collecting the data As and his followers actually. I

25:21

love they wouldn't. I. Wouldn't believe anything

25:23

he told me is he said they were all

25:25

like. Giant fat people built

25:27

like Buddha sitting on thrones. I'd be

25:30

like yes that ties in with my

25:32

expectation is he told me they were

25:34

rail thin, starving with bugs on their

25:36

eyeballs a be like yeah seen that

25:39

the and seen that I've seen the

25:41

the said videos that somehow and just

25:43

inexplicably make it in between two weird

25:45

shows an adult swim so we would

25:48

affect the at this point nine years

25:50

ago so we're not actually number one.

25:52

But there's a caveat here. It's.

25:55

It's because like the top nine

25:57

are all tiny little Samoan nations.

26:00

Like all their at all the some hours

26:02

so if we if we. Put

26:05

them how to pull them out of than

26:07

out of the the count. The United States

26:09

is ten scones and then Qatar for what

26:11

are we ranking? This. Is

26:14

the am I didn't obese by

26:16

country and say oh it is

26:18

that the Global Obesity Observatory and

26:20

are very easy to observe. And

26:23

see their the others service or

26:25

the observe. This

26:27

one weird of is just ass holes with

26:29

a megaphone yelling at an oil watchers. rolls

26:31

off without so much better. The You:

26:34

I don't know if this is reliable, because it

26:36

goes against some of my preconceived notions and so.

26:38

I didn't. The. Croatia. Croatia's.

26:42

Sat say they so I figured they'd

26:44

be fit. Poland.

26:47

Their fat sadder than Canada. Libya

26:50

Saturday The United Kingdom. Yeah.

26:53

They needed. I don't know who's

26:55

funding this month? See who's of

26:57

the North stars out out. This

26:59

is funded undoubtedly by big Ethiopia.

27:03

Down there at two hundred, with

27:05

purportedly one point one percent of

27:07

their country being fat. Which.

27:10

I mean that makes said with a very hungry their. Vietnam,

27:12

very thin country. I buy

27:14

that. India.

27:18

Only. Five percent of them are people

27:20

Ethiopia hold the down as the skinniest

27:22

country who saw that coming. Nice.

27:25

I didn't. I think he wanted

27:27

to learn that corner you think by with

27:29

Mogadishu. Honestly, Because. They about famines.

27:31

their. Yeah. Well that's just star.

27:34

Night Mogadishu's the capital Somalia right? Oh it's

27:36

gotta be. Pat The Palestinians their the skinniest

27:39

evil know where. I saw kids today that

27:41

would add. starved to death and Palestine and

27:43

he was so fab daily. I

27:45

has do like twitter is just

27:47

had a com a we are.

27:50

We noticed that you've been liking

27:52

hockey highlights. Here's a. Dead.

27:54

Child. Is

27:57

like all. This. Is a monitor Bids

27:59

for bed. It you're You're voted for her mass the

28:01

get what you to the on the is what he

28:03

had come in for. Why? Am I

28:05

mean. Get. A little

28:07

bit you know it looked like not about

28:10

getting him. It's about winning the war. Though

28:12

I am. I'm full of orbit, is winning

28:14

the war. I don't want it. That's the

28:16

United States has done this pussy footing around

28:18

for that my entire lifetime. With these little

28:20

wars, we got in and we didn't win

28:22

any other really. And Israel's like gonna won

28:25

a war by the time Zobel. But with

28:27

eat the question we didn't. Israel won the

28:29

war. Oh yeah, like no one questions that

28:31

was usually in a war there's two armies.

28:35

Sometimes. I mean they're still killing

28:38

the army mandate and when they blew

28:40

up that tent the other day there

28:42

was two liters of Am Os. and

28:44

sometimes to even upwards of five percent

28:46

of the deaths are military people is

28:48

the most charitable as Hard. As

28:51

I use actually military people when we when

28:53

we bomb Tokyo it was like others workshops

28:55

sort of mixed in with all the people.

28:58

In retirement isn't realize guiding example of America

29:00

being ass holes. It's not the benchmark to

29:02

hold people to a big ass holes you

29:05

don't think some a we were out with

29:07

no I was really going for Hiroshima when

29:09

I said that. but why do you say

29:11

that? Because Tokyo Tokyo sit there were more

29:13

people killed in total the Tokyo bombing raids

29:16

than in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I just ignore

29:18

him alive. He. Talked about a minute.

29:20

Indiscriminately. Killing anyone is in the

29:23

wrong place at the wrong time. Here

29:25

seem is a good example. Yeah. But

29:27

the what? they didn't Tokyo's worst and

29:29

indiscriminately they plan for weeks when the

29:32

weather patterns to be just right create

29:34

firestorm and they dropped the incendiary and

29:36

such a way to create a giant

29:38

firestorm. And from a huge percentage of

29:40

Tokyo they are. What are they

29:42

did? They took that, they took something out of the

29:45

bombers so they could add more bombs and we had

29:47

an eight hundred more pounds and napalm if you. Like

29:50

them aware he argument and Anna and

29:52

I acknowledge the strength of it and

29:55

intellectually I'll even concede but southern emotionally

29:57

about drop in the and nuclear bomb

29:59

on. City feals, Just

30:02

an extra layer of indiscriminate for

30:04

me Again emotionally the calculations were

30:06

we were gonna lose a million

30:08

Us servicemen are on they and

30:10

bet they invasion of the main

30:12

japanese island. And. The Russians

30:15

were coming from the north as well. eventual

30:17

A So if we didn't in that war.

30:19

Then. You're going to end up with. South.

30:22

Japan And North Japan. And North Japan's

30:24

gonna be Communist. That. That's what what

30:26

really happened and you've lost. A. Million

30:28

Americans. So I I always celebrate when

30:30

I see that there's this cartoon where

30:33

they show the kids like eyeballs turning

30:35

into liquid and slow motion and stuff

30:37

in a mature out and we'll celebrate

30:39

their yes it has Surrendered when cartwheels

30:42

Yeah. It's this Japanese cartoons

30:44

about the the nuclear bombs. Oh it's

30:46

it's okay. I was in harmony between

30:48

a man I'm not gonna ignore soon.

30:50

stale it was Americans and on the

30:52

paint with their propaganda. His that sentiment.

30:56

Were making at the time struggling

30:58

to the japs her eyes and

31:00

also like their military industrial base

31:02

was interred mixed with. It's.

31:04

Not like they had this big factory over

31:06

here and like al yeah that's the fucking

31:08

Mitsubishi factor. That's where all the bombers come

31:10

from and it's on the outskirts of the

31:12

city and the it's big square building the

31:14

it always workshops like mixed into the. Every

31:17

in there weren't districts as much as everything's a

31:19

sort of mixed together So there was the house

31:21

here next to it. there be a shop that

31:24

was making wheels for airplanes and the next to

31:26

that their been other house and then checker pattern

31:28

everywhere so they don't pass it all to your

31:30

points himself has a lot purposes. I watched the.

31:33

The. Lead Airplane so I can remember the

31:36

name of every the way we were

31:38

out on our dizzy. Put it out

31:40

shortly ago. Anyway, they were doing bomber

31:42

bombs and they're going after ball bearing

31:44

factories. Me said, you know at the

31:46

war runs on ball bearings. yeah, sort

31:48

of bicycles and strollers. and by I

31:50

can still acknowledge how you'd call it

31:53

a military target. In the Japanese

31:55

not to be like serious thing to live

31:57

next to of as getting blown up a

31:59

bone, earrings. Victory. Over

32:02

the phone it's just a like

32:04

whole Factory Claymore. Classrooms get

32:06

a photo you know to figure out

32:08

if that is. problem with have any

32:10

Japanese were going to fight. Man was

32:13

you have a horrible day at a

32:15

ball bearing sanctuary. Early

32:17

will get better than that. Not.

32:22

All know. That

32:24

was also that a real yeah we talked about as

32:26

they put whistles in a bomb scare people. Ah,

32:29

Million on a nuclear bomb as you remember

32:31

that I imagine that is laughter and with

32:33

Louis been for small outlook at altitude anywhere

32:36

they were her to come in to Japan,

32:38

hold a grudge for that long at all

32:40

and I bet that is but like I

32:42

feel like we got Tokyo firebombed and they

32:45

took like three days off and are like

32:47

well. That's. A

32:49

rebuild. Engines

32:51

were. they got right to rebuilding

32:53

it. It's crazy. That.

32:56

Emerged Any man with a plan on how to

32:58

rebuild their economy and they're like a we trust

33:00

you you pretty good at economics silly our the

33:02

as the ones of the bombs. he does well.

33:04

They kind of file the like driving the almost

33:06

my communists. I think in the sixties there was

33:09

that there is a big movements and that's when

33:11

you've got that. You've probably seen the video but

33:13

maybe not known the whole context. Of. When

33:15

there's a Japanese man speaking on stage and

33:17

some dude runs out and whether or know

33:19

what the work is calling a was a

33:22

key she or something it's the short sword

33:24

that they care of it the same rank

33:26

your swords the little ones. He runs on

33:28

stage with a little one and kills the

33:31

fucking communists. Speaker on stage, live on dab

33:33

Japanese television everybody was watching and that kind

33:35

of put an end to the to her.

33:37

The jet that cup Japanese communists yards like

33:40

an iconic picture. Their. Commie

33:42

politicians like oh yeah, multiple stab

33:44

me who? Ultimately other guys like

33:46

I'm gonna stab wounds. I can

33:49

be of whoop whoop of smith

33:51

as. It was as

33:53

to say that have your pin glass. pretty

33:58

much yeah set center I'm

34:00

okay with what whatever is we got to do to win the

34:02

job and and win the war but

34:04

you know Hence

34:07

with that's where the bad guys

34:10

are we bomb tents we bomb tents we bomb

34:12

caves we bomb goat herders Worse

34:16

than the wedding we bombed and I've heard you

34:18

guys both disapprove of that We're both worse than

34:20

that. This is different than that big

34:23

time This the wedding that the wedding

34:25

it was like how we think there's a Terry

34:27

like crippled up the number of innocent deaths Yeah,

34:30

it's compared to that wedding. I don't see how you

34:32

can dislike the wedding part and not see It's

34:35

pretty parallel similar. Oh, I don't see it parallel.

34:37

I know there's a war zone over there over

34:39

there like we were like

34:41

hey There's a wedding or this was

34:44

the place where all of the resettled

34:46

people had to put up camps because

34:48

they're homeless now Yeah, why

34:50

would that why would their military generals be there in

34:52

the rest in the in that camp? They shouldn't be

34:55

putting them in the busy people that kind of danger.

34:57

Don't you know we're gonna blow them up? Is

35:00

that how you parse are there military

35:02

generals in that camp? Yeah They

35:07

called them a senior have Hamas members

35:10

Senior Hamas members. Yeah, I

35:13

mean sure yeah the problem Well

35:16

heck if Israel said there was some senior

35:18

Hamas leaders mixed into the refugee camp that

35:20

I'm sure it's true That's what they

35:22

said last time they blew it up, too. They're not they

35:24

never say ah we missed They're like

35:27

they're like we were hoping there wouldn't be so

35:29

many people in them yeah a lot of wars

35:31

PR And especially on a global

35:33

stage and so like any sort of bomb you

35:35

drop you have to you know If

35:39

there's a counterproductive though, it shouldn't be that way that's

35:41

not what war is I think

35:43

we've forgotten what war is I mean I don't know what war is

35:45

but I've watched enough TV and read off books to know what war

35:47

was the wars they got fought

35:49

for all of human history as long as we've

35:51

been a thing and You don't

35:53

Nancy pants around and civilians dot and women

35:56

that and children get blown up and eaten

35:58

like it's war That's why you try to to avoid war at

36:00

all costs. Because when war happens, children get eaten.

36:02

Like, we're going to burn you alive. We're coming

36:04

for you with a machine that burns you alive.

36:06

You really want to do it? Are you sure?

36:08

You do. We're coming. And

36:11

now you're burning alive. You're like, oh, oh,

36:13

they're burning alive. We've got to stop. Why?

36:15

They'll just regroup. We'll have to burn more of them

36:17

alive. Burn them alive. Get it over

36:19

with. Just get it over with. It's a Band-Aid situation.

36:22

We shouldn't be building a $400 million

36:24

dock that broke apart in three weeks or

36:27

something like that. It was a temporary dock.

36:29

Three weeks is what the plan was. And

36:31

unbundled, we were making it. No,

36:33

we were making it. It's so temporary before it

36:36

was even finished at war at all. Did you

36:38

see our estimates on how much of our aid

36:40

was stolen? No, it's

36:42

a huge. It was foreign aid being pilfered and stolen?

36:44

That can't be true. Our estimate was 90% of

36:48

it was stolen. Of the stuff they

36:50

shipped along? There's 330. Is this

36:52

a new Palestine, I assume, by Israel? Yeah.

36:54

And I'm wondering, who stole it? Because

36:57

when I imagine Palestine, Benoist

37:00

just shows me it's just rubble and starving

37:03

kids. But there's got to

37:05

be some dudes in there with guns and shit

37:07

holding it down. There's hostages still there. There's an

37:09

apparatus there. They shot rockets at

37:12

Israel last week. Nobody cares. They

37:15

shot a bunch of rockets into Central Israel last

37:17

week. I just think they

37:19

should win the war. I'm tired of us funding the war,

37:21

but I don't want to drag it on for

37:24

eight years Nancy footing around or whatever you want

37:26

to call it. Do it. I

37:30

mean, they are doing it. I don't have a better answer.

37:33

That's my problem. You know what I want? I want peace.

37:35

I want a two state solution where they all chillax and

37:37

stop hurting each other. OK, we've been

37:39

talking about that since long before I was born.

37:41

And that was a long time ago. So

37:44

my opinion. Hilldog

37:46

was talking about this the other day and made more sense

37:48

than I've ever heard her making her whole fucking life. Because

37:50

trust me, she's on my side on this issue. She

37:53

was like. I believe you. She was

37:56

talking about when Clinton, her Clinton, had

37:58

like Yasser Arauq. Fat and everybody at

38:00

the table and she listed what they she was like they

38:03

got this much of their land back Israel was going to

38:05

give up this much of their land It

38:07

was gonna be like ran by this overlooked

38:09

by that security guaranteed money from here My

38:12

and she like lays out this incredible plan

38:14

where it's like, oh, the Palestinians won in

38:16

the 90s and I never heard about it

38:19

She's like and they said no,

38:21

they were used they refused

38:23

and that was um one of

38:25

the crowning like Efforts

38:27

of Bill Clinton and I talked many times

38:30

before about how some

38:32

leaders President Corporation whatever are

38:35

Like the smartest guys in the room that come

38:37

with all the answers and sort of our detail

38:39

oriented and they make the Organization doesn't function well

38:42

without them, but it functions well with them and

38:44

then other people who can be equally effective Just

38:47

delegate delegate put you know, all right, you're my guy

38:49

for this. You're in charge of middle administrators Bill

38:52

Clinton was a doer and Dude,

38:55

he would roll out the maps on the

38:57

table and street by street decide which ones

39:00

should go to who and how it should

39:02

be Managed bill Clinton was like a wonk

39:04

involved in the details of that plan and

39:07

it does never got put into action Yeah,

39:09

imagine if we had nothing to do with

39:12

this Middle Eastern ethnic conflict. Can you

39:15

just imagine? Oh, but Taylor Those

39:17

poor Israelis could never defend themselves. They're helpless.

39:19

They haven't had the most Devastating

39:22

army in the area for 50 or

39:24

more years. Certainly not They haven't been

39:26

the only people with nukes for you

39:28

know You know to they've been under

39:30

the thumb of those rock throwers for

39:32

80 years now trying to stop the

39:34

oppression What was it when they call

39:36

this is it a six days war

39:38

or whatever when like five Arab nations?

39:40

Invaded them with tanks by land and

39:43

the Israelis defended themselves. I think the six-day war

39:45

was Egypt and Israel

39:47

right in addition to his Egypt

39:49

though. They were like multiple Arab nations It

39:53

was a gun the something Heights is

39:55

where they had that great golden Heights.

39:57

There you go. Yeah, they had their

39:59

these Really, thanks for on had they had

40:01

the high ground. So to

40:03

Kyle's point, primarily Egypt, Syria

40:05

and Jordan. Okay.

40:08

Three powerhouses. I

40:10

mean, again, I've heard of Egypt.

40:12

No, I've heard of Egypt. I've

40:14

heard of Egypt. Egypt is

40:17

in their heyday right now. That

40:21

would suck to be born in a country and be

40:23

like, like, I mean, we can

40:25

look back and be like, you know, the Americas, like

40:27

you're at our peak, like right after World War II,

40:30

nobody could fucking touch us in anything like

40:32

imagine being Egyptian right now and

40:35

it'd be like, Oh, you know, don't come at

40:37

me. 7,000 years ago. You

40:42

don't even know. You know, before the Romans with

40:44

them new flangled technologies bullied us and all that,

40:46

you know, we were big deal. Library

40:49

of Alexandria. This is yeah. I heard

40:51

the whole idea of so much knowledge

40:53

being lost at the library of Alexandria

40:55

is nonsense. It'd be really

40:58

sad for it to be true. So it's easier.

41:00

Yeah. Well, I mean, they're

41:02

always finding that that various pieces of

41:04

geometry and stuff were discovered way before

41:06

it was always find interesting that they'll

41:08

find some cuneiform tab

41:10

tablet or something that that indicates

41:12

they had some knowledge of geometry

41:15

or or astronomy too. When

41:17

you look at the those really old civilizations,

41:20

they've got all that stuff built for

41:23

astronomical astronomy purposes to like

41:25

predict the I don't know eclipses and stuff. I still

41:27

don't know how they're doing that. I don't know how

41:29

I don't know how you look at the stars and

41:31

predict when the next eclipse is going to be. Oh,

41:34

I have no idea. I'm completely reliant

41:36

on smarter people for this task.

41:38

But those like dirty fucking like

41:40

proto Mexicans with their with their

41:42

flat pyramids figured it out. Proto

41:45

maybe. I mean, do you think like the you

41:49

think like the Aztecs would have been embarrassed

41:51

if like if they saw

41:53

the Egyptian pyramid at the same time concurrently?

41:55

Oh, yeah. I know. You know,

41:58

they were high on their own supply. For

42:00

how long when the sun sets you can

42:02

see a snake and like you cannot see

42:04

the Sun behind my pyramid. Yes It

42:09

is made to the Sun God, right? With

42:12

their many I know there was

42:15

some probably multiple Remember if it was

42:17

Aztec or Inca or Maya or what

42:19

but it was like the step pyramid

42:21

cigarettes. Yeah, kind of like a ziggurat

42:23

Yeah, except not nearly as big

42:26

as like the Giza Periods

42:28

I always say it what I said is a thing that

42:31

like like one of the unique things

42:33

about them When the wind blows they make a

42:35

certain noise like they're when the wind

42:37

blows past the thing it makes a noise there's the other

42:39

one where you clap and it like reverts

42:41

the clap back and and then when the

42:43

Sun sets on one

42:45

of the equinoxes you see like An

42:48

animal shadow like walk up the building or something

42:51

on one of them So they did a lot

42:53

of stuff like that But I think that pales

42:55

in comparison when you look at the Giza. Yeah

42:58

Pyramid that gigantic fairness. They're both. I

43:00

don't think cool. You know, like

43:02

they always say those are burial tombs or whatever I

43:04

don't even know what the fuck they are. I

43:07

don't think they found people in the Great Pyramid I

43:10

don't think there was a mummy in there

43:12

or anything. Didn't they find tut in a

43:14

pyramid? I Don't

43:16

know where that is. Boom Taylor. She's in

43:18

a tomb underground But I

43:21

don't think there was a mummy or like

43:23

a king buried in the Great Pyramid at

43:26

Giza I don't I don't believe they know

43:28

what that theorize though that like they were

43:30

but I mean Thousands of years of bandits

43:33

and thievery like everything has been looted out

43:35

of it I don't think there's a tomb

43:37

chamber though, like like they don't

43:40

I don't think so Is

43:42

that just like hokum nonsense where they were

43:44

like oh in the Egyptians when the Pharaoh

43:46

died? His servants would be thrown in with

43:49

him locked in the tomb so they could

43:51

have been the afterlife So that happening they

43:53

would do that they would do that with they would

43:55

like put your dog in there your pets Like

43:58

your favorite your favorite fucking knife Like

44:00

like your favorite foods They would set

44:02

the place up like there was gonna be a

44:05

finger snap and everything in this room was gonna

44:07

be transported the afterlife Like that black guy with

44:09

the Xbox Yeah, yeah,

44:11

yeah exactly But there

44:13

might be a total asshole if I was like My

44:17

favorite thing is my wife bury her with me. Yeah, they

44:19

do that Honestly, honestly, she

44:21

might be alive at this point. She

44:24

might be volunteering. She might be like,

44:26

yes. Yeah late like let's go Dude

44:28

I'd be like and bury

44:31

me with the entire Chicago Blackhawks

44:38

And then you know, I do a

44:40

little bit for st. Louis beyond the grave People

44:43

are retired. I haven't forgotten

44:45

Patrick Kane being dragged screaming

44:47

into my Interview

44:52

where they asked the I think he was

44:54

the GM of the Chicago Blackhawks just hockey

44:57

questions Didn't see that

44:59

no. Oh, they had no idea who this guy

45:01

was and they're like, you know Do you like

45:03

hockey at all? He's a little bit and they're

45:05

like, you know name your ten favorite players And

45:07

he's like nine of them were Blackhawks like going

45:09

back a bit and he obviously knew what

45:11

he was doing It's pretty cool. I think you you'd

45:13

like it even though you hate the team Oh,

45:16

yeah, I would enjoy content like that off

45:18

to try when Genghis when Genghis Khan died

45:20

They did that thing where they

45:22

killed all the guys who buried him and then then

45:24

they killed all the guys that killed them But

45:28

how did we get this story? Because

45:32

I think someone was like, yeah, I killed the guys

45:34

that killed the guys that buried him I

45:36

have I don't know shit and and then after he

45:38

said that they killed that guy But the

45:40

guys who heard it in the other side of the room, they told us

45:43

they told me. Yeah seems I

45:45

don't know about this one. You always ask those

45:47

questions and it's like because historians

45:49

say so because historians But I

45:52

would be a bit

45:54

of a flat earther. He doesn't believe it

45:56

unless you saw it. It's all I

45:58

feel like Arthur you immediately become

46:00

Mac being like, have you looked at the

46:02

files? Have you combed

46:05

through the documents? I

46:08

think it's a real common sense question to ask

46:10

to be to tell a story that's like, do

46:13

you know that Genghis Khan's burial party was murdered

46:15

by a secondary group?

46:17

And then this secondary group was killed

46:19

by a tertiary group. And then this

46:22

group themselves were executed to ensure the

46:24

secrecy was upheld. And it's like, okay,

46:27

so who talked about it? Who wrote it down?

46:30

Would they not immediately

46:32

be like, Oh, Mr. Historian, we noticed you wrote some

46:34

stuff down. Can we take a peek? And he's like,

46:37

no, not for at least 3000 years.

46:41

They were burying it like, like medical

46:43

studies. No, he can't look at

46:45

this until, you know, the year

46:48

2000. Well, they never found it. Nonetheless.

46:51

Ah, well, do

46:55

is anyone looking? I mean, probably

46:58

not somewhere over there in Mongolia, I would

47:00

imagine, right? Mongolia is a pretty

47:02

country. That would be if I wanted to

47:04

travel to Asia, Japan

47:06

would be neat because of how many

47:08

people there are and other cool vending

47:11

machines and technology. And then Mongolia seems

47:13

almost like untouched. Right to you, you don't

47:15

have to go to Japan

47:18

find a vending machine. No,

47:20

I do. I have to

47:23

go. It's probably like, like

47:26

seafood on the coast. It's just better.

47:28

Like that's what you get. You get fresh Japanese

47:30

panties right out of the vending machine. And then

47:32

afterward, you get yourself a Sprite Zero Chill. I

47:35

struggled with the exchange rate in Japan, I should have

47:37

just put some minute

47:40

into it so that I knew how much I was

47:42

spending all along. But the exchange rate is like 33,000

47:44

to one or 16,000 to one. I don't know. It's

47:46

something you

47:48

don't bump into all the time. So you

47:50

get your bill for like hotel

47:52

omelet and it's 66,000 yen. And

47:56

you're like, I haven't paid 66,000 anything for a while. Is

48:00

this even a lot? I'm not sure. Yeah Funny

48:07

like realization in the lobby where they're

48:09

like, oh no, sir. Yeah exchange rate

48:11

is a thousand yen to one

48:13

Duh, and you're like, oh These

48:17

are some expensive eggs I Last

48:26

time I was in the Casino I was

48:29

I was so assaulted by the prices that when

48:31

I finally got out of there and got to

48:33

the gas station down the Street and bought like

48:36

coffee for the morning. I was

48:38

shocked that I got changed from my 20 That

48:42

coffee was two dollars You're

48:45

crazy $18

48:48

for oatmeal No, they

48:50

know what they do to you up the

48:52

street Can you tell me does Vegas do

48:54

the opposite because I told they are that

48:56

like? Lobster and steak

48:58

dinners are seven dollars. So

49:00

no I don't know if

49:03

you if you were on some sort of

49:06

fucking like being taken care of the

49:08

casino thing maybe but but the The

49:11

buffets like and this is like years ago like

49:14

eight years ago. The buffet was one 70

49:17

to a hundred dollars and it would

49:20

but it's like the best buffet ever It's like

49:22

all you can eat filet mignon and lobster and

49:24

and then you know everything that goes

49:26

with that, you know Did a jag? I

49:29

love the face like like you can go online

49:31

and get and look up reviews for the best

49:33

buffets in Vegas or the best And

49:35

and there'll be a top ten list of heavy

49:37

hitters and every one of them is amazing and

49:43

Unlimited food good food and you're

49:46

like what kind of vacation? Focuses

49:49

on the meals and then you do it and

49:51

you're like, ah now I get it. Yeah. Yeah

49:53

that cruise ship food is top match Yeah,

49:56

I I watched one of those travel channels where

49:58

he will go to like Thailand

50:00

and he'll find the, maybe

50:03

the cheapest, oh, he did the cheapest buffet

50:05

in town and then the most expensive buffet

50:07

in town. And the

50:10

cheapest buffet was awesome. It was

50:12

like, you give these people 78 cents and

50:15

you get this bowl and you do whatever

50:17

you want. It was like outside on

50:19

a street corner, but it was just so much food

50:21

for 79 cents or whatever it was. And then the

50:23

other one that was like a couple hundred dollars was

50:26

five star dining, really fancy schmancy and cool

50:28

too. I like that

50:30

if you don't speak the language or know

50:32

the culture is dangerous. Like I

50:35

was getting smoothies in Mexico and

50:37

I'm like, oh, that fucking red one

50:39

looks dope. We all know what red,

50:42

icy things taste like. It's delicious and

50:44

filled with sugar, right? No,

50:46

it's made with beets and it's like

50:48

good for you. It's awful. And

50:51

I'm just getting surprised that Mexican food,

50:54

some being great, some being terrible left

50:56

and right. Yeah,

50:58

dude, I was surprised that you wanted to go

51:00

down to Mexico out into the wilderness there. Like

51:02

Mexico to me is one of those countries where

51:05

you stay on the beaten

51:07

path. Like when Taylor went

51:09

to Jamaica or when people go to Costa

51:11

Rica or somewhere like that, it's like, yeah,

51:13

we stay at the resort though. We don't

51:16

go outside of it. It's an impoverished nation,

51:18

right? I collect life experiences like

51:20

that. What are my highlights from that whole trip?

51:22

Like it wasn't the flying, I enjoyed my time

51:24

with friends and stuff, but I was

51:26

tired. I was

51:28

hiking, it was about 8,000 feet altitude in

51:31

this part of Mexico. And I had just gone

51:33

like two and a half, three and

51:35

a half hours through the woods with my

51:37

wing and all this like shit on me.

51:39

And I didn't have enough water. I was

51:41

out of water at this point. And this

51:43

dude pulls up with three passengers on his

51:45

motorcycle. It was his wife, his son, and

51:47

then his infant child. What the fuck? And

51:50

he's like, you need a ride? And

51:52

I'm like, I feel bad like with

51:54

your wife, son, infant, just

51:56

like standing. Yeah, drag

51:58

me. He's like. They can wait

52:01

so they all get off the bike and

52:03

wait in the woods in a dirt road

52:05

While he takes me to a place where

52:08

I'll bump into like taxis and stuff a

52:10

more populated. I never went back. No

52:14

He was kidnapping those people. Yeah, I tipped

52:16

him. It wasn't like a tremendous. I was

52:18

like $25 or something Dan

52:21

that's a year's salary dude 25

52:23

like I bet it fed his whole family that night like it, you

52:25

know, I bet that's what they were

52:27

hoping Oh, yeah, I'm not go Bell I

52:29

can get a rotary in here for like $9

52:33

now, right. Do you guys ever get

52:36

those do you ever get? a store

52:39

and buy nothing but

52:41

a rotisserie chicken I'll order so like you

52:43

feel like you're like you're outsmarting the system

52:45

because I've said before that's a lost leader

52:47

product No one makes money on those I

52:49

get a believer in oh Well,

52:52

you're already paying through the nose probably

52:54

no, it's still a good deal like

52:56

like Some every now and then I'll

52:58

it'll work out where they're giving some sort of

53:00

like spend 20 and get ten dollars off and

53:02

It's like wait, you just give me free food

53:05

It's just but the the chickens

53:07

are always the way to go. I'll take those and

53:10

make soups and stuff like that I love those rotisserie

53:12

chickens the six dollars at the grocery store right next

53:14

to me though Damn user

53:16

even she that's how you avoid that like Shrinkflation

53:18

of fast food places is go and get

53:21

lunch at like a Publix deli

53:23

and it'll be you can get like 20

53:26

hot wings and a big Gigantic fry

53:28

for $8 or something like that. It's still

53:30

cheap at the grocery store. That is interesting

53:32

that like that's What

53:36

so like you see so many people

53:38

concerned with that of all things like

53:40

they're not even talking like Their

53:42

first example of inflation isn't like hey look at the stuff

53:44

at the store the stuff of the store is getting pretty

53:46

fucking wild Especially in the meat section, which it is there'll

53:49

be like this meal was

53:52

499 in 2017 at Taco Bell now, it's 1129

53:58

and it's like, okay like I got

54:00

a real good first tip, don't eat

54:02

a Taco Bell as like a

54:04

regular occurrence. Like that's already –

54:07

fast food is like not cheaper than just

54:09

buying stuff at the store. It

54:12

used to be. It used to be like, oh,

54:14

one of the reasons poor people are fat is

54:16

that poor people's food is cheap but fattening. Now

54:20

McDonald's is expensive. Yeah, now it's

54:22

like McDonald's is so pricey, how about you just go

54:24

buy some overpriced meat at the

54:26

store? It's going to be like – it's going to

54:28

get you more meals than just the one at McDonald's.

54:30

The way milk – The

54:33

way milk is priced at my

54:35

little store is so infuriating. So I

54:37

think – you get

54:39

like a pint of milk for like $1.60.

54:43

And I was like, okay, that seems reasonable.

54:45

But then you could get a half a gallon

54:47

of milk for $3.20. And

54:51

I was like, oh, so much more milk.

54:53

That's four pints. But

54:56

then you get a whole gallon for

54:58

$3.80. And it's like,

55:01

I don't want a whole gallon. It's

55:03

going to go bad. But I'm not leaving

55:06

half a gallon for 60 more cents on

55:08

the table. So yeah, I guess I'll take

55:10

a gallon. But then if you want the

55:12

fancy schmancy milk, if you want the grass-fed milk, then

55:14

the half gallon that's got like the pretty cow on

55:16

it that looks like glass. Yeah, it's a free bottle.

55:19

Yeah, they – $14

55:21

a gallon. It's $14 a gallon. Oh

55:24

yeah. Dude, the fancy

55:26

man milk is so expensive. That's

55:28

a little much. The fancy man

55:30

eggs, they are getting bold with

55:33

the fancy man egg prices. Like if

55:35

you want the regular white jumbo eggs,

55:37

it's like two or three bucks

55:40

for like a dozen of them, probably like three or

55:42

so. If you want like the brown

55:44

– hey – Nelly.

55:47

Our selling point is that we don't

55:49

actively poison chickens right beforehand. It's slightly

55:51

healthier. It's like $7. I'm

55:53

scared to ask what my milk costs. I'm going to find out.

55:55

I get the – My

55:58

milk costs. The Nellies. I

56:00

think the eggs are called Nellie's thing. It's the brand there's

56:02

a brown cage free eggs But yeah, they're like seven or

56:04

eight bucks for a dozen But

56:07

but when I saw that a half a gallon of mill and be better Half

56:10

a gallon of milk was seven dollars or

56:12

seven dollars and fifty cents or something I

56:14

was like that's just this is scary me

56:16

we buy the fanciest of fancy milk that

56:18

comes in half gallon glass jars and is

56:20

delivered by a milkman to a Cooler

56:23

that they provided for us it

56:27

She hasn't she read it There's

56:29

one guy it costs what it

56:31

costs If

56:34

you told me it was eighteen dollars for half

56:36

gallon, I love it. She replied back honey. Can

56:39

we get a Ford milk? Whatever

56:49

you like see like a series of ellipses

56:51

for like five minutes, and then just disappear

56:53

There's no ellipses. Oh nothing. She's like What's

56:56

good? I call their account How

57:00

about do you think Woody's fancy milk cost per gallon? I'm

57:02

gonna guess it's Ten

57:04

dollars a gallon I I'll

57:08

say no, it's gonna be no no

57:10

no I'm going no I'm saying 15. I'm saying

57:12

okay. I'm saying come in half Okay, yeah,

57:14

I'm gonna 750 per half gallon

57:19

Glass jar or whatever the I want to say you know

57:21

she I just heard her let the

57:23

dogs out like she's moved on to other For

57:27

it like this

57:29

fucking guy How

57:34

much is a Honda Gold 458

57:41

it's probably a gallon that's late by the app by

57:43

the ounce like I

57:47

Cuz yeah over Weiss which is like the glass

57:50

one we have here the half gallons

57:52

are probably probably nine bucks my

57:54

899 nine bucks Which

57:57

is a lot like you you better love

57:59

milk Beta Com and the

58:01

multiple flavors to cut the their The Sprouts

58:03

near me has like is it is Sprouts

58:05

a Whole Foods has that crap the glass

58:08

Half gallons of strawberry chocolate. Vanilla.

58:10

Milk. Custard and

58:12

then milk. I've heard I've

58:14

heard they do have it's I rarely buy

58:17

milk. Every. Time I

58:19

remember and I do get milk like twice

58:21

a year. I'm always like ah man I

58:23

love milk is great and then I forget

58:25

about it again. And I got an actor

58:27

sparkling Fentiman one. This is what we pay.

58:30

Two. Dollars and fifty eight cents for half

58:32

gallon. It's it's. four

58:34

fifty eight. By. Two. Dollars

58:36

or that is the glass bottle that we get

58:38

refunded. Wow, that's crazy. That's cheaper than the

58:40

cheapest milk at the store. Or

58:43

on first silent now maybe

58:45

guy grandfathered in? That's

58:48

not necessarily old knows best a year

58:50

you having a milkman makes me imagine

58:52

like one guy in his little. Outfit.

58:55

Coming right out of it got the hang

58:57

of the light out. They might be that

58:59

guy I know. his truck is all milkman

59:01

bout like if not some random box truck

59:04

it's get towels on and ship it wouldn't

59:06

be able to say he's sitting down and

59:08

little house with his wife is little life

59:10

and he's like and and lord I pray

59:12

that you help my my children offered school

59:15

and that you once again bless. The.

59:17

Woodworth Household. Podcast

59:22

or whatever he doesn't always it's wrong lower.

59:25

I can't lose. Mother's can relate that got

59:27

hit. They. Have ah, I'm

59:30

fancy Pants Soft pretzels. Soft pretzels

59:32

are not a major part of my

59:34

diet, but. After. This show.

59:36

Every single week I have a standing

59:38

order for soft pretzels to be ready

59:40

for me when I come downstairs and

59:42

an hour I'm like gourmets after I

59:44

thought that the milkman brings us had

59:46

a killer our our we can use

59:48

into this. One

59:51

is like the lose his job. as

59:54

a be like guess we wrap show up i

59:56

get pretzels with you i bet Pretzels

1:00:00

are getting hard on the counter down there! It's

1:00:02

like a stale, spicy mustard, you know, that she

1:00:04

puts upside down for me so it's ready to

1:00:06

go. Nobody wants a fucking

1:00:08

stale pretzel, boys! I gotta go!

1:00:13

That's so funny. A standing

1:00:15

order for pretzels. And that's a great treat. I love

1:00:17

a nice soft pretzel. It'd be the shit out of

1:00:19

hard pretzels. I want you to

1:00:21

come over, because like I get a show...

1:00:23

When you're like, I like soft pretzels, then

1:00:25

you try my fucking soft pretzels, you'll be

1:00:28

an addict. If you like charcuterie boards, scooch

1:00:30

aside, baby. Well, you could fuse

1:00:32

both. Yeah, that doesn't have to be

1:00:34

a winner. A lot of meats, a lot of

1:00:36

bread, and just fill you up for the next

1:00:38

day's workout. I haven't had a soft

1:00:40

pretzel and I genuinely

1:00:43

can't remember the last time. It had to be like a theme

1:00:45

park or not even a movie. I

1:00:47

don't think I get those at movies. I

1:00:50

don't like them. Yes, you do.

1:00:52

You liar. They're

1:00:54

all bread and salt. They're

1:00:58

all bread and salt and they're hot and

1:01:00

they're like crispy out of the air. And

1:01:02

their mustard is good too. Yeah, I like

1:01:05

the mustard. I don't have any post-show rituals

1:01:07

or anything. I usually try to make my

1:01:09

brain stop hurting and lie

1:01:12

in a dark room with a towel on my head. That

1:01:15

would be so funny if you're like... You

1:01:17

get the vapors after a day. Just because

1:01:19

you're tired from sitting here talking. It's

1:01:22

not even tired. It's just kind of wired

1:01:25

up too because I feel like I've just

1:01:27

been kind of focusing for four hours to

1:01:29

some extent or another and I just want

1:01:31

to not do that anymore. I feel

1:01:34

you. That's why I wind down after the

1:01:36

show with the most stressful

1:01:38

video game imaginable. What game

1:01:40

do you play? Don't worry about it. You haven't

1:01:43

heard of it. I figured probably not. Yeah,

1:01:50

man. I want to... Who do you even

1:01:52

call about getting a hard pretzel or a soft pretzel

1:01:54

delivered to you? I've

1:01:56

been on DoorDash many a time and I've never

1:01:58

seen a pretzel place. I've seen cooking

1:02:01

places. That's what I do. I'll

1:02:03

have to ask my milk man. I'm going

1:02:05

to have to like stop the

1:02:08

ice cream man and inquire

1:02:10

about his Rolodex of weighted

1:02:12

professions. I'll just

1:02:14

brass my travel agents. You're

1:02:17

a milk man and a

1:02:19

pretzel boy and you

1:02:22

treat women for hysteria with your

1:02:24

magic fingers. That way you can

1:02:26

make wagon wheels. Yeah.

1:02:29

I'd love a nice antiquated snack. What

1:02:32

a great job. Do you think that was…

1:02:34

Milk man? No. I

1:02:36

mean back in the day. Like when you could afford to like raise

1:02:38

a family on like those jobs where it's like you

1:02:41

were just a regular postman or you delivered

1:02:43

milk. Can you still do that on a

1:02:45

post office salary? You can

1:02:47

on like a Amazon

1:02:49

driver, FedEx delivery. Like I think they do. You

1:02:51

saw that thing the other day. It was like

1:02:53

how much money you needed in each state to

1:02:55

raise a family and it was like 200,000 a

1:02:59

year minimum or something like

1:03:01

that. It kind of priced out the

1:03:03

vast majority of single income households. Those

1:03:06

don't exist anymore. Yeah. There are three

1:03:08

companies that own those. Three

1:03:10

companies own like 70% of households in America

1:03:12

or something. Yeah, I don't like

1:03:14

it. Oh, I've read about it like the BlackRock

1:03:16

stuff. Well, I don't

1:03:19

know what's a bigger… When you go

1:03:21

high enough, there's only like 12 companies on

1:03:23

the planet or some shit. It's

1:03:26

not too far off. It's

1:03:30

something like that. It's crazy how

1:03:33

if you just look in the defense

1:03:36

contractors because I watch a lot of stuff

1:03:39

about the production of old fighter planes in

1:03:42

the 70s, 80s, 90s and stuff like

1:03:44

that. It's like, oh, yeah, that company.

1:03:47

Why don't they make planes anymore? It's like because

1:03:49

they're all three companies now. All

1:03:51

of those companies became three or four

1:03:54

companies. All those plane manufacturers just

1:03:56

gobbled each other up. That can't be better.

1:04:00

Yeah, I can't name them but a lot of the

1:04:02

consumer goods are like that too. I know Taylor It's

1:04:04

stuck in his head in there. He Taylor who owns

1:04:06

Kellogg's at the top. Do you know? Uh,

1:04:08

proctor and gamble. Yeah Yeah,

1:04:11

and then like One

1:04:13

company made Johnson and Johnson many paper goods

1:04:15

and you think oh paper. I don't even

1:04:17

use paper anymore Yeah, you do all your

1:04:20

stuff comes wrapped in it Your

1:04:23

toilet paper your paper towels and You

1:04:26

buy everything's made of oil too. I hate people

1:04:28

who are anti-oil I hate those fuckers

1:04:31

who glue themselves the highways and do you see

1:04:33

have you seen that thing where they take a

1:04:35

piece of? I meant well They

1:04:38

take a six inch PVC pipe and they

1:04:40

stick their arm in one side And

1:04:42

they in the handcuff it and then the cuff goes

1:04:44

through the other side to another man. He handcuffs it

1:04:46

So now the chain is in a pipe so you

1:04:49

can't just walk up and clip it And

1:04:51

then they all do it they make a chain of these fuckers

1:04:53

Oh, I wish someone would hit the one in the middle with

1:04:55

a truck and drag them all to their doom Everything

1:04:59

is made of oil everything in front

1:05:01

of you is made of oil plastic is oil.

1:05:03

That's what we make plastic out of It's a

1:05:06

petroleum product. I mean, yeah, look it in front

1:05:08

of me and this is all or paint paint

1:05:10

is oil All those electronics oil

1:05:13

is in them. It's a it's a part of

1:05:15

everything When the party you like

1:05:17

if like we still had

1:05:19

that old the time where like everything came

1:05:21

in glass Now it's to the

1:05:24

point where like when it comes in glass. I'm like, oh this

1:05:26

is Glad you brought up

1:05:28

glass because recycling is fake too. We don't

1:05:30

recycle that fucking recycle symbol isn't even the

1:05:32

recycle symbol They made a new symbol that

1:05:34

looks like the real one and they stuck

1:05:36

it on everything We recycle like five to

1:05:38

ten percent of things in at best. I

1:05:41

thought glass was better Like I think you're

1:05:43

right with plastic. Are you wrong about glass

1:05:45

though? I think glass they well They

1:05:47

reuse a lot of glass. I know that I don't

1:05:49

know How much

1:05:51

glass gets recycled? I think aluminum is

1:05:53

the thing that where it's cost effective

1:05:56

to recycle it Um,

1:05:58

but I think that like everything else

1:06:00

they just throw in a fucking landfill. I throw

1:06:02

food and stuff in my recycling bin all

1:06:05

the time because I noticed one

1:06:08

day when like it was like probably

1:06:10

a year ago that a new

1:06:12

company took over our waste management

1:06:14

in my neighborhood and like I'd

1:06:17

roll out my trash and I'd roll out my

1:06:19

recycling and the guy drove by and calmly

1:06:22

dumped both into the same area of the

1:06:24

truck and it's like oh okay so we're

1:06:26

all this is just extra trash space for

1:06:28

me and so now I do that. It's

1:06:30

pretend we recycle. I googled

1:06:32

it and it looks like

1:06:35

I'm wrong in Kyle's right. The top result

1:06:37

says it costs 70 to

1:06:39

90 dollars to process a ton of

1:06:41

glass and then it

1:06:43

sells for about 10 dollars

1:06:46

a ton. We're really not recycling anything

1:06:48

then. I think aluminum but

1:06:52

most of the time it all goes in

1:06:54

the garbage. Most of it's just getting thrown

1:06:56

in a landfill. One nice thing about glass

1:06:58

is I'm not a scientist but I think

1:07:00

it's pretty inert. It doesn't get

1:07:02

into your water stream. It's

1:07:07

just melted sand what's mad at us. Do you

1:07:09

see that little study that's been floating around on

1:07:11

social media where it was like they tested like

1:07:14

it was only like 23, 25 guys or something

1:07:16

and all of them had micro

1:07:19

plastics in their testicles. Like

1:07:21

all of them. Who cares? Yeah.

1:07:23

Well we don't know how it impacts us

1:07:25

fully yet but it's just another like and

1:07:27

bothered me a bit. Asbestos or or lead

1:07:30

poisoning. Did it bother you Woody? Your balls

1:07:32

fine? I really like my

1:07:34

balls. I'm pretty good. All good. All good. Hanging low

1:07:36

baby. Swing

1:07:38

low sweet chariots. Let's go. Your balls

1:07:42

please. Please. My balls can

1:07:44

handle plastic. Let me know what you've lead

1:07:46

in every ball. It

1:07:49

makes this more durable sure. I mean I

1:07:52

mean great things are made of plastic. Like

1:07:54

I said I'm a big fan of the petroleum industry.

1:07:57

There's a little plastic in me. I appreciate that. I

1:07:59

don't know. Makes me last longer. Microplastics

1:08:02

to me are the new fucking like... Lead

1:08:05

or asbestos or all those other folk made

1:08:07

up. No,

1:08:09

no, okay like lead and asbestos are a

1:08:12

problem. Lead to a lesser extent.

1:08:14

I'm not convinced. Oh, is this like your actual belief?

1:08:16

Yeah, yeah. You don't think it's a problem having

1:08:19

microplastics in your... Anyone who says not to eat

1:08:21

lead just doesn't know how sweet it is. I

1:08:24

think a little lead is no big fucking deal, but I

1:08:26

think you need to be... I really don't think

1:08:28

it's a big deal to get a little lead. But

1:08:31

like spending your whole life, especially childhood,

1:08:33

eating lead fucking paint chips

1:08:36

or being exposed to lead contaminated water because

1:08:38

of your pipes. I mean that'll definitely retard

1:08:40

you. Well, what about those generations

1:08:42

of kids who grew up eating food almost

1:08:44

entirely from packaging made of lead? Have you

1:08:46

considered... or wait, that's plastic, right?

1:08:49

Yeah, that's us. We're fine. Yeah, you think it's

1:08:52

all good? You think we're banging on all cylinders?

1:08:55

You know what? The best part about plastic

1:08:57

is it's a nerd. It doesn't do anything.

1:08:59

I saw this fucking floozy arm of the

1:09:01

podcast. Oh, that podcast is not

1:09:03

a nerd. It reacts with all kinds of things.

1:09:05

And there's like a million kinds of plastic. I

1:09:08

feel like Taylor's desire to bang on all cylinders

1:09:10

is greedy. Right? You

1:09:12

can have a misfire now and then knock it off. But

1:09:14

there is a way to fix it. Blue

1:09:16

chew. And that's very... we'll come

1:09:18

back to this. Yeah. That's

1:09:21

very... You're ready for plastic and all. Get rid of

1:09:23

that testicular plastic. Get that out of your body. Yeah.

1:09:26

Yeah, you don't think plastic in people's

1:09:28

nuts or in their

1:09:31

hearts or veins or skin or whatever is a

1:09:33

big deal? I mean, when you

1:09:35

say it like that, it's like, oh no.

1:09:38

But I don't know what that

1:09:40

causes to happen. I

1:09:43

don't know what the downside is. I'm not a doctor. I

1:09:46

would say I wouldn't want anything in my body. But then,

1:09:48

you know, you got those little mites right

1:09:50

on your eyelid and your eyelashes living right there.

1:09:53

Those little arachnids moving around right next to your

1:09:55

eyeball. They're not bothering anybody. Because

1:09:57

you can't see them, just like the microplastics.

1:10:00

And that cow Taylor, what would you want your water bottle to

1:10:02

be made of? Probably

1:10:05

glass Yeah Glass

1:10:08

or as durability problems. Yeah, that's true. I

1:10:10

have a metal one you wrap it in

1:10:12

leather. I like but then The

1:10:15

wrapped like have a skin they make those

1:10:17

like you can you can get those you

1:10:21

Glass wrapped in leather so to protect

1:10:23

it I think that metal is

1:10:25

I mean the only like big water bottle I

1:10:27

have is made of metal And it's the same

1:10:29

one you have Kyle actually the some I don't

1:10:31

remember the brand it was like the off brand

1:10:33

of uh The ton of that.

1:10:35

Yeah, there's like some brand It's

1:10:38

like you can all find a that $60 on a

1:10:40

stanley or 12 on this thing. Who am

1:10:42

I trying to oppress? I'm not an ice All

1:10:46

hold water microplastics and water bottles

1:10:48

create estrogen which I think is

1:10:50

the scientific term for cooties Yeah,

1:10:54

it'll make you gay I'm not

1:10:56

a I think there's you know, lots of things

1:10:58

cause this i'm just not worried about any of

1:11:00

that It's don't care. I don't care if I can get

1:11:02

cancer or your cancer But but you know, what are you

1:11:04

gonna do? Let's not lie cancer before it's a

1:11:06

bitch multiple times. I mean i'm

1:11:08

just not you guys can't bully You

1:11:12

know basil cell carcinoma and because fucking

1:11:14

pancreatic's gonna hear about it and

1:11:17

he's gonna be like i'm these guys think i'm a

1:11:19

bitch Not the crack even

1:11:21

pancreatic. I'm suck my dick I'm

1:11:23

gonna be in the In the

1:11:26

tomb with all the other cancers i've beaten When

1:11:29

you when you read about me evil commieveling my

1:11:31

bike off a ramp here in atlanta, you'll know

1:11:33

the pancreatic cancer was coming I'm

1:11:37

gonna do something cool Yeah,

1:11:39

you'd have to do I really don't care

1:11:41

about the microplastics though. They that's the new

1:11:43

like I don't know

1:11:46

call to arms buzzword. It feels like for

1:11:48

the health conscious. I I saw some College

1:11:51

educated floozy who should be at home

1:11:53

with her family on a podcast the

1:11:55

other day And she

1:11:57

was making the argument that birth rates were down because of

1:12:00

Testicular microplastics and the guy was like

1:12:02

you don't think it's birth control. You

1:12:04

don't think it's birth control and abortions Well

1:12:06

economics is my thing that I would have picked

1:12:12

Yeah Taylor

1:12:16

what do you think birth birth rates are to going down? I

1:12:19

think you're both right But I think you know

1:12:21

you can't under cut birth control being a huge

1:12:23

part of it like it's another one factor and Having

1:12:26

like having doctors recommend the young girls get

1:12:28

and stay on it I feel

1:12:30

like birth control is tied into

1:12:32

my economics and about you know people deciding

1:12:35

when to have kids Birth control is part

1:12:37

of that. Oh well then

1:12:39

well then I Like

1:12:42

I think people are like hey, I don't want to

1:12:44

have not sure you're like gonna afford a house That's

1:12:46

what I'm trying to say, but I haven't put it

1:12:48

in eloquently. I don't want kids until I'm not living

1:12:51

paycheck to paycheck and That

1:12:53

just delays people into their 30s nowadays

1:12:56

If you take birth control and abortion away

1:12:58

like it was in whatever 71 then the

1:13:00

then the birth rate skyrockets It's

1:13:02

and then we get the crime rates of the 80s, which is

1:13:05

dope you literally do that's it You're right.

1:13:07

You're exactly right then you then you

1:13:09

get new Reagan Donald Trump in there

1:13:11

to pump the crack into the neighborhoods, and we lock them all

1:13:13

up, and we're all good again It's

1:13:15

cyclical that That's

1:13:19

nature Maybe Elton John could make

1:13:21

it could do that more eloquently Circle

1:13:25

of crime circle of crime Elton

1:13:29

John He's I think he's

1:13:31

my favorite gay. I love Elton

1:13:33

John all right. He's art for for now.

1:13:35

He is my favorite gay Every

1:13:38

time I'm playing in my colors. I

1:13:40

listen to Ian McKellen. Okay. I

1:13:42

don't know if Ian beats out Elton

1:13:45

John Dandolf can't be not only is he

1:13:47

Gandalf. He's also magneto which I know he's

1:13:49

number He's number the

1:13:51

second top G. He was a great magneto

1:13:54

Okay, I don't really care about my either these

1:13:56

people can hold a candle to my gay because

1:13:58

my gay has only fans Finster Is

1:14:02

he gay? Well, it

1:14:04

depends, you know, it's it's complicated.

1:14:06

It's complicated. I don't know. I

1:14:08

will have to ask Finster next time Well, then he has to

1:14:10

be in a different category out cuz

1:14:12

I cuz obviously I know him and then

1:14:14

I like him Yeah, my favorite. I mean

1:14:17

he sucks dick. Well, sweet. Is

1:14:19

that gay switch is cool. Yes. Ah

1:14:21

shit Well, it's not gay Sucking

1:14:27

dick is wrong, okay. I mean sometimes girls do

1:14:29

it. Oh, is that what he meant when he

1:14:31

said girlfriend? Yeah,

1:14:33

oh well Well,

1:14:37

that is gay. His girlfriend does have a penis

1:14:39

and then his girlfriend has a penis and so

1:14:41

does So does he and

1:14:44

I don't know what his pronouns are because all

1:14:46

the ones I used all night long were wrong

1:14:49

Either I don't think he gives a shit. He literally

1:14:51

doesn't know either and he doesn't really care and

1:14:54

I love and I love that because he is like a

1:14:58

figurehead in the like trans

1:15:01

fucking egg femme

1:15:04

boy Whatever the fuck community like

1:15:06

he's the poster girl boy online

1:15:09

for that Group

1:15:12

I know it's a bit but I loved it He

1:15:14

would he refused to tell me his pronouns on the

1:15:16

show and then just got offended at

1:15:18

whichever ones I use What

1:15:23

I said, yeah, he doesn't fucking care he didn't care

1:15:25

when you're home but if

1:15:27

we're talking about the full-on

1:15:29

gays like Elton John and Ian

1:15:31

McKellen honestly, I George

1:15:34

Michael you threw you threw a wrench in

1:15:36

my in my inner workings here bringing up

1:15:39

Ian McKellen Get on the

1:15:41

show flagrantly straight that I sometimes you know,

1:15:43

Eric orin today is the same age Ian

1:15:45

McKellen was during the trilogy. I'll say things

1:15:47

like that Pay

1:15:56

any attention to women in that whole show Gandalf

1:16:00

is a pedo. He was like, oh,

1:16:02

I'm afraid to destroy the ring so I

1:16:04

can get back to fucking elf bitches. He

1:16:07

was into male hobbits. I

1:16:09

love a good dwarf moth. You

1:16:14

think Gimli? Gimli was definitely straight. I'd have

1:16:16

to delve deep to find the switch. If

1:16:18

your girlfriend has a beard, how straight are

1:16:20

you? Like a vein of

1:16:22

mythriddle. Yeah, Gimli was

1:16:24

straight. Legolas was so gay that

1:16:26

he wasn't covered for anything. He was obviously straight.

1:16:29

He had a big case of the not gays.

1:16:31

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So the

1:16:33

not gays is when you have your

1:16:36

movie star, your character and your thing immediately

1:16:38

be like, ah, you're good. Use

1:16:40

some pussy right now. Big old woman pussy.

1:16:42

You know, because I like those. It's like

1:16:44

out of nowhere they have some- Legolas did

1:16:46

that? Well, not- It

1:16:49

was implied. But

1:16:51

I remember in the second movie, I felt like he

1:16:53

was too close with that made up, not the second

1:16:55

movie, the hobbit. And the hobbit movie with that girl

1:16:57

they made up so that she could have a love

1:16:59

thing with one of those ugly dwarves. By the way,

1:17:02

the hobbit she picked or the dwarf she picked

1:17:05

was the hottest dwarf in all

1:17:07

of dwarfdom. Everyone else

1:17:09

has these big bulbous noses and like

1:17:12

a forehead, like a Cro magnum. They

1:17:14

got ears eight times bigger than they

1:17:17

should be and foreheads that don't make

1:17:19

sense, weird goofy chins. And then here's

1:17:21

like the hottest dwarf ever. I'd fuck

1:17:23

it. Yeah, he looked good. All the

1:17:26

other dwarves had like facial psoriasis, like

1:17:29

problems. And that's probably why he kept them

1:17:31

in his troop. No

1:17:34

one's even going to notice I'm short next to these.

1:17:36

Did you know Tolkien was working on a

1:17:38

sequel, like a legitimate sequel to the, it's

1:17:41

called like a new shadow or a new

1:17:44

shadow or something like that. Is that the

1:17:46

one his son tried to finish? I

1:17:48

don't know if his son ever tried to finish it. I

1:17:51

know there were three different drafts of it where he,

1:17:53

you know, each one was a little bit more expanded

1:17:55

on the other, but it was 105 years after the

1:17:57

death of Aragorn. Aragorn's

1:18:00

son is doing some stuff. I think he's

1:18:02

the king now and I think

1:18:04

like the peasantry has fallen into these orc

1:18:07

cults and And all sorts of stuff like

1:18:09

that. I didn't I fell asleep I didn't

1:18:11

I didn't hear the rest of what it

1:18:13

was about but I'll need to know like

1:18:15

it was a more video There's

1:18:17

a really good YouTube channel that you should be subscribed

1:18:20

to called nerd of the rings You

1:18:22

recommended them to me before and I haven't I haven't

1:18:24

got on it yet That dude is a bigger Lord

1:18:26

of the Rings fan than you because he'll go he's

1:18:28

like YouTube channel he has

1:18:30

these long form videos of like what

1:18:32

would happen if Galadriel took the ring

1:18:34

What would happen if Frodo to or

1:18:36

Gandalf took the ring and he's

1:18:38

basing it on letters from Tolkien because Tolkien

1:18:40

got asked these questions I think of Tolkien

1:18:43

and the book and the trilogy is this

1:18:45

thing from the 18th century or the or

1:18:47

Something but Tolkien died 71 I think something

1:18:50

like that Like I

1:18:52

thought it was before that but yeah, it is Like

1:18:55

he was writing Lord of the Rings in the 1900s It's

1:18:58

not as old as like it was based

1:19:00

on his experiences in World War one and he wanted

1:19:02

to create a uniquely English

1:19:06

mythology because there really wasn't one

1:19:08

outside of Arthurian legend and And

1:19:11

so that's why it's doubly insulting when

1:19:13

you see the the sort of Miscegenation

1:19:16

that Amazon throwing into the mix

1:19:20

With how they're how they're making those use that word.

1:19:22

I love that word bomb the deals in the new

1:19:24

season to hear I I

1:19:27

did hear that and I don't care.

1:19:29

I'm not watching not watching I'm not

1:19:31

giving them any any any more

1:19:33

eyeballs on their dogshit product No

1:19:36

And all the people that were you know LARPing

1:19:38

trying to pretend it was better than it was

1:19:40

or probably not gonna return to the show and

1:19:42

Amazon take a bath get fucked Amazon well whether

1:19:44

not to get a bath on his fallout It

1:19:46

was it turned out to be it

1:19:48

broke all sorts of records one of the most

1:19:50

stream shows they've ever had maybe the most Stream

1:19:52

show they've ever had super successful and

1:19:55

I think it's it What's going

1:19:57

to happen now is people are going to

1:19:59

seem? that success are going to start looking for

1:20:02

all any video game property to to make a

1:20:04

series or a movie out of so in three

1:20:06

years from now you can bet there's

1:20:08

gonna be a slew of more

1:20:10

video game adaptations trying to all

1:20:12

advantage of that. I'll watch the

1:20:15

next season of fall. It was like,

1:20:17

it kept my attention. It was like, I

1:20:20

don't think I'll rewatch it. Like I didn't

1:20:22

like it that much. But I want more

1:20:24

of Walton Goggins a

1:20:27

similar fine amount of the girl. I liked

1:20:29

her. All right. Like I wasn't like didn't

1:20:31

love her character didn't dislike her character.

1:20:34

She was just kind of the vehicle

1:20:36

through which the show moved and I

1:20:38

want that that

1:20:40

lunatic doctor who

1:20:42

is was like a fucker. The chicken

1:20:44

fucker. I want a lot more of him. There cannot be

1:20:46

too much of that guy. He

1:20:49

was good. I like the show a lot. I'm looking forward to its return

1:20:52

in two years by the way. Why do

1:20:55

they do that shit now? Well,

1:20:59

they spend a bunch of money and they invest all that

1:21:01

money in making season one and then they market it and

1:21:03

they release it and then they they have

1:21:05

to wait until we all like

1:21:07

it and they see that it's profitable to

1:21:09

make more and then they pull the trigger

1:21:11

on the more and the wheels only then

1:21:13

start turning. That's not like that.

1:21:17

They need to you know have

1:21:19

some balls. Start season two right

1:21:21

after season one is done. Have

1:21:23

some confidence in your product. Usually

1:21:25

season three is quick to follow though

1:21:27

because you know they see they'll often

1:21:30

green light like season two and three when

1:21:32

when they when they get going again. The

1:21:34

boys is coming back soon which I'm excited

1:21:36

for. I heard the creator of that say

1:21:38

that he was going to go back on his word and

1:21:40

not only do five seasons. He had said before there was

1:21:42

just five seasons and that's it. And

1:21:45

now I've been four. I think we're going into

1:21:47

four and it's and he's like you know maybe

1:21:50

the story goes on a little longer than five. I'm

1:21:53

getting used to these checks. I think

1:21:55

there's a generation V

1:21:57

spoiler in the boys but I didn't

1:22:00

read on to see what it was. Oh,

1:22:02

I don't know. Um, I, the

1:22:06

boys has been one of my favorite things on TV for

1:22:08

a while now. I have a

1:22:10

feeling we're on the second half of the bell curve in

1:22:12

terms of how good I think it is, but

1:22:15

we'll see. I'm still looking forward to it. I think we're

1:22:17

going to get Homelander's trial, um, for,

1:22:19

for nuke and that guy. And that's

1:22:21

going to be fun as it mirrors like

1:22:23

Donald Trump's trials, perhaps a little bit. Uh,

1:22:26

I I'm looking forward to that. Homelander is

1:22:28

still the scariest. Uh,

1:22:30

villain in, in TV right

1:22:32

now. Like, like when I watched that fallout

1:22:34

show, it's fun. I'm not afraid of any

1:22:37

of the villains or the bad guys or

1:22:39

the monsters. It's just a fun little romp.

1:22:41

But when I, whenever Homelander's on screen, I'm like, Oh,

1:22:44

I hope he doesn't like tear

1:22:46

my favorite characters nose off or something awful

1:22:48

like that. Like, I hope he doesn't just

1:22:50

like in every scene. Yeah. I

1:22:53

always an angry chimpanzee in every scene.

1:22:55

Homelander said that he would beat Superman

1:22:58

in a fight. Yeah. He's a dominant. He

1:23:01

said that he doesn't have a weakness of

1:23:04

kryptonite. There is no kryptonite for Homelander. And,

1:23:07

uh, that like Superman

1:23:09

would be fighting fair while Homelander was throwing

1:23:11

sand in his eyes. Yeah, that's superman's got

1:23:13

pretty legit. Bling Homelander said in the show

1:23:16

that he would beat up that he could

1:23:18

be actor in real life said it because

1:23:20

he wanted to talk about it because he

1:23:22

knows how to promote his show. But if

1:23:24

you even look at how his show, his

1:23:26

characters represented in his strength levels are represented

1:23:29

in the show. Like he's, he's

1:23:31

not that strong. You saw last season

1:23:33

where is his name Stewie? Uh,

1:23:36

like Stewie and, uh, and, uh, Butcher

1:23:38

took the fucking super formula. It's Huey.

1:23:40

Does it's Huey? It's Huey. You got

1:23:42

it. Um, like, they were

1:23:44

beating the shit out of Homelander and none

1:23:47

of them is that strong they're like, throw

1:23:49

a car strong or like fly through a

1:23:51

building strong. It's like three on one, right?

1:23:53

Soldier voice Huey and Butcher. Sure. But like

1:23:56

the way they interact with their environment, like

1:23:58

walls, when they slam each other. other into

1:24:00

a wall, it dents the wall. Superman

1:24:03

goes through the wall, right? And like, the

1:24:05

building can fall on him. It's not a problem.

1:24:07

Yeah. His strength seems to be

1:24:09

infinite. And that's, you know, say what you want about

1:24:11

Superman being an interesting character or not. just

1:24:15

like blink him out of existence if he wanted to.

1:24:18

Homelander is more evil than most of the villains that

1:24:20

Superman has to deal with though, because he's just from

1:24:22

a nasty, dirty universe

1:24:24

that written by a mean man. Who's

1:24:28

the mean man? Same guy who

1:24:30

made Walking Dead. Oh.

1:24:32

Oh, okay. Well, the Walking Dead universe didn't seem

1:24:35

that like there

1:24:38

were good guys. Yeah, but

1:24:40

it's also very dark with, you know, rape,

1:24:43

lots of sexual violence, cannibalism,

1:24:46

horror, you know,

1:24:49

mutilation. It

1:24:51

was an interesting take to me in that the

1:24:53

most dangerous people in the Walking Dead universe were

1:24:55

not the zombies. I don't know, maybe it exists,

1:24:57

but I don't know of any other zombie universes

1:25:00

where the zombies are a secondary problem. You

1:25:03

know, like, like 28 days later, you, as

1:25:05

scary as the zombies were when

1:25:08

they finally get to the military camp, they've been

1:25:10

trying to get to this whole time for safety.

1:25:12

And it turns out the military camp, a bunch

1:25:14

of sadistic rapers who want to steal her women

1:25:17

and put them in sexual slavery and kill them

1:25:19

and put them in a ditch. It's like, dang,

1:25:22

the zombies didn't discriminate. Like

1:25:24

you got stuck. You're right. The

1:25:27

people were bad. I think you

1:25:29

can still argue the zombies are the biggest problem

1:25:31

in that universe. Yeah, I guess so. I'm

1:25:33

more afraid of a person than I am any

1:25:36

kind of zombie though. Like, like people are conniving

1:25:38

and tricky and just

1:25:40

brutal and sadistic. Like at least the zombie

1:25:42

eats you and gets it over with. Like

1:25:45

people are awful. People stay problematic,

1:25:47

right? Most zombies, like

1:25:49

you said, are dumb enough that you can

1:25:51

build up your environment and then they're just

1:25:53

wild animals. I mean, people survive amongst tigers

1:25:56

and bears and shit like that all the

1:25:58

time. They just Build up.

1:26:00

their environmental. They're protected from it. You stay inside

1:26:02

the house or what have you people. The.

1:26:04

It's hard protect yourself from them. They're clever. Now.

1:26:09

Yeah, we really. We

1:26:11

dominate the animal kingdom so hard. Like.

1:26:14

None. None of them are even. I.

1:26:17

Who's even second place like know I

1:26:19

do like if you really want to

1:26:21

dominate the animal kingdom you have to

1:26:23

start breeding them out of existence. Ray

1:26:25

we need to bang so many doggies

1:26:27

that purebred dog isn't there anymore. We

1:26:30

any on accidents done that a whole

1:26:32

species were like arms I was there

1:26:34

are some kind of an eater that

1:26:36

used as fuck around here. not anymore

1:26:38

I needed and is super paper. Get

1:26:42

fired over your her. Very good books to

1:26:45

go out. like to know the the Moran

1:26:47

it is or is a really good series

1:26:49

on you tube and it's like. All.

1:26:51

The animals that the Romans would have seen

1:26:53

that are now extinct. All the animals the

1:26:55

Egyptians would have seen their now extinct. And.

1:26:58

There's a lot of them. It's kind of

1:27:00

sad. There's always. There. Was some sort of

1:27:02

pigeon. That. Was super numerous. There

1:27:04

was a hunting competition and the win

1:27:06

or loss. Both. Leagues they

1:27:08

they killed like three billion of them

1:27:10

or something Added the winner of a

1:27:12

they said the winner of a hunt

1:27:14

would kill fifty thousand birds. They they

1:27:16

they just killed them all. On

1:27:19

film with Shaka. Weight.

1:27:23

When was this? Ah

1:27:25

no. Eighteen hundreds Early nineteen hundreds I thought

1:27:27

you were taught a huge you seen losing

1:27:30

that relevant drives Rome two they won like

1:27:32

know I as a kitten. So many. Official

1:27:35

A Here Half of it's like right

1:27:37

now I was saying like of Spears

1:27:39

There's a youtube series for. Animals

1:27:41

that the Romans would have seen that with

1:27:43

that if God had for for the forehead

1:27:45

projections and so on and so forth. and

1:27:47

and and just as an example of another

1:27:49

animal that used to be around not that

1:27:52

long ago that we drove to extinction. worthies

1:27:54

pigeons that that we killed out killed

1:27:56

off of one hundred twenty years ago

1:27:58

or something like that We

1:28:01

need to do what we did to Cro-Magnons and just

1:28:03

you know breed them out of existence I

1:28:05

need some panda people right like bang those

1:28:07

find something that makes a baby with people

1:28:10

I think we became crowed. I think we came from crow

1:28:12

maggons or something like that crow

1:28:15

magnet Yeah, I think

1:28:17

that's a prerequisite not

1:28:20

prerequisite in a Preempted homo sapiens right or maybe

1:28:22

they probably live side by side for a while

1:28:24

and we were like get a load of these

1:28:26

fucking idiots And then we figured

1:28:28

out like that's buildings and

1:28:30

that's more you touched on it

1:28:33

That's what I would want to go back and

1:28:35

see that went extinct the other people like the

1:28:37

other people like the other hominids It's what they're

1:28:39

called the other things that were a

1:28:41

lot like us that that had their own

1:28:43

like little communities of intelligent beings I mean

1:28:46

in Indonesia they had these Hobbit people that

1:28:48

were like three and a half

1:28:50

feet tall or something that were people and Then

1:28:53

obviously the Neanderthals and and

1:28:55

there's there's more there's more there's there's several other

1:28:58

little groups of people they found that are distinctly

1:29:01

not human but Intelligent

1:29:03

two leg walking hominids that fucking make clothes and

1:29:06

spears and hunted and talk to each other and

1:29:08

shit Maybe not talk to each other. They were

1:29:10

close enough for us to mate with like

1:29:12

and create now Spring not that I

1:29:14

know the Neanderthals. Yes. I don't know

1:29:16

there's a wilderness away I the Hobbit

1:29:18

people they found in a cave in

1:29:20

Indonesia and So

1:29:23

like you know very much about

1:29:25

I see it on motherless you can mate with

1:29:27

more than you'd guess There's still

1:29:29

a race of short people living

1:29:31

in Indonesia. They're called Indonesians Yeah,

1:29:38

maybe not three feet tall but they're little

1:29:40

fellas I think they're little fellas Yeah, you

1:29:42

have to be you're living on a there's

1:29:44

a lot of islands there. You're too big

1:29:46

like you think some Is

1:29:48

gonna thrive there now it takes too many calories There's

1:29:52

that one a group of People

1:29:55

who live on the coast or something they have extra

1:29:58

large pancreas is or something like that They

1:30:00

can hold their breath for really long

1:30:03

because of some genetic difference they

1:30:05

have. Like more robust lungs

1:30:07

or something? Yeah. We should all have that. I

1:30:10

think they can like scrub CO2 from their

1:30:12

blood more efficiently than we can or something.

1:30:15

The Nepalese have something like that

1:30:17

with like oxygen saturation, don't they?

1:30:20

Like they can just survive way better

1:30:22

than other people at those ridiculous altitudes.

1:30:25

You would imagine so. I know

1:30:27

that I read that one guy who's

1:30:29

a Sherpa has done Mount Everest twice this month

1:30:31

already. And it's like a sixth or eighth time

1:30:33

this year. Yeah, that's he's at

1:30:35

work. Again, not

1:30:37

impressive. It's not impressive. Not impressive. You

1:30:40

tell me, Clam, Mount Everest, oh, cool.

1:30:42

I ran a 5K. A

1:30:45

5K, yeah. It really

1:30:47

is. So we're like... You got to commit. You

1:30:49

know, you got to commit. You got to train. You

1:30:52

got to really focus. Mount Everest is

1:30:54

not expensive, though. Yeah. Not

1:30:56

for me. No, not for

1:30:58

me either. I don't... It's more of a...

1:31:00

I can't be bothered. Not impressive. Okay, okay.

1:31:02

What like... feats

1:31:04

like that would... Swim the English Channel. I'd be

1:31:07

blown the fuck away. Go find the Titanic in

1:31:09

a homemade submarine. You swim the English Channel. Oh,

1:31:12

or you swim Cuba to Miami. You do

1:31:14

one of those crazy swims like that. I

1:31:17

think that's 90 miles, right? It's 90 miles. A

1:31:19

lady did it. No,

1:31:22

that was the English Channel and she was a big fat

1:31:24

woman, right? That's a

1:31:26

different story. I have probably a different story. I don't

1:31:28

know about the fat lady who swam the English Channel, which...

1:31:31

Guessing off the top of my head is 30 miles, right?

1:31:34

I have 22 in my head, but

1:31:36

I'm not sure. Yeah, I'm

1:31:38

literally guessing just based on maps. So

1:31:40

I have no number

1:31:42

I've ever read or remembered. 21 and it's

1:31:44

narrowest. Nailed it. Okay.

1:31:48

But I bet you've got to start swimming way

1:31:52

at an angle from where you want to be, right? Because

1:31:54

you're being... over the course of

1:31:56

swimming 20 miles, like the current's got to pull you

1:31:59

dozens of miles. You got to swim

1:32:01

diagonally or start on like, I

1:32:03

think that's great, but allow just

1:32:05

your, your path will be diagonal.

1:32:07

That's how I did really well

1:32:09

in the swimming competition. I said,

1:32:12

just following that exact,

1:32:14

the lifeguard tryouts, it wasn't

1:32:16

an interview. It was an athletic competition

1:32:19

and there were 70 people doing this

1:32:21

like miles when you swim half a mile straight

1:32:23

out and then back and you can see the

1:32:25

buoy and like 68 people lined

1:32:29

up right in front of it, but I could

1:32:31

see the current and I was a surfer, so

1:32:33

I read currents like every day and I know

1:32:35

I'm right, but 68 people disagree with me and

1:32:37

I'm like, but I, I

1:32:39

know I'm right. I can see it with my own eyes. So

1:32:42

I walked two blocks over all by myself and

1:32:44

I had a friend who was also competing and

1:32:46

he's like, what are you doing? And I'm like,

1:32:49

I can see it. The currents going this way. All these

1:32:51

people are going to be swimming against the current and

1:32:54

uh, you know, except me, I'm going to swim straight out

1:32:56

and let it carry me to the buoy. And

1:32:58

that's what I did. And I did well. I

1:33:00

was just a kid and there, everyone else was like collegiate

1:33:02

swimmers and shit. I was out of high school and

1:33:05

I got a fourth. So nice. Better than I

1:33:07

expected. Yeah, for sure. But, but

1:33:09

yeah, something like that would impress me. That

1:33:11

Mount Everest thing, I think is a, uh,

1:33:13

a rich guy hike and I

1:33:15

know people die, but they don't die because

1:33:17

it was so hard. They couldn't continue. They died

1:33:19

because of storm came and it killed them. Like,

1:33:22

like, that doesn't make it hard.

1:33:24

That makes it dangerous. Hmm.

1:33:28

That's something it's hard. It still

1:33:30

seems pretty, you know, it's not easy. I

1:33:34

think it's easy. I think it's easy on the

1:33:36

like grand scheme of like, like

1:33:38

climbing K2. I would be so much more impressed.

1:33:40

I don't want to spend too much time on

1:33:42

Everest again. Cause I

1:33:44

explicitly remember not that long ago, sitting here

1:33:46

talking about it and like pulling

1:33:49

up the Wikipedia to talk about how

1:33:51

people died from, and like many of them were

1:33:53

in like, like

1:33:56

early retirement age. Yeah.

1:33:58

Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's not. I

1:34:01

could easily climb Mount Everest. I Could

1:34:04

easily be Brock Lesnar. I would even

1:34:07

brag about it. I wouldn't brag about

1:34:09

it. I wouldn't tell people I mean,

1:34:11

there's a non-zero chance cows already climbed

1:34:13

Everest. Hey, I'm just saying I might have

1:34:15

went up last week You don't know No,

1:34:17

no, it's a green screen. I'm

1:34:19

in Nepal right now. Hmm great internet Camp

1:34:24

right now what he's tethering between away and I was

1:34:26

there like pull up There we go.

1:34:28

Next show you should have a tent in your

1:34:32

My parka Put

1:34:35

some makeup on so my nose just like

1:34:37

blue and black from from frostbite Do you

1:34:39

have any other info wrong? No, like so

1:34:41

wrong about like non Pigeon

1:34:44

animals like a good animal the or the

1:34:46

Romans had. Oh Then you

1:34:48

know like the Egyptians either one either one There

1:34:51

was some there were smaller elephants with

1:34:53

bigger ears There was a

1:34:55

some called an oryx which was like a

1:34:57

buffalo bison type thing I

1:35:01

Don't none of them were like, oh there was the main

1:35:04

There's some sort of a mained wolf and

1:35:07

then the one in Australia the There's

1:35:10

that old video of that

1:35:12

might be the manian devil That

1:35:15

still lives that there's plenty of those I

1:35:18

think I don't think I

1:35:20

thought because you know that old picture. It's like from the

1:35:25

1996 World Fair he's spinning around real fast.

1:35:27

Yeah rowdy Yeah, so they they showed

1:35:29

the the old Tasmanian devil and I had

1:35:31

my guy. I mean tiger tiger. That's what

1:35:33

it is Yeah, yeah, that's the last they

1:35:35

had the last living one and they're like

1:35:37

here It is the last living Tasmanian tiger

1:35:39

and over there a boy from Nigeria. It

1:35:42

loves me coins at it. I Saw

1:35:46

that graphic today, and it was countries who

1:35:48

at one time or another in the next

1:35:50

exhibit we have a an African child Exactly.

1:35:54

Yeah, that's the love that would you throw

1:35:56

coins at him? It

1:36:00

was a graph of all the countries who have

1:36:02

had people zoos or people in their zoos and

1:36:05

it's us The English

1:36:07

people in zoos. Oh, yeah We have anyone

1:36:09

that came up with zoos before they figured

1:36:11

out that was was pretty gauche like they

1:36:13

were throwing people in there They'd be like

1:36:16

up this next exhibits from darkest

1:36:18

Africa Again,

1:36:20

they would they would have peanuts for coins

1:36:23

They would have black They

1:36:26

just would be in a cage They

1:36:28

just chill like read books and stuff

1:36:33

They go get some scholar from Nigeria

1:36:35

they got some boy with a bone

1:36:37

through his nose Unhand me.

1:36:39

What is the charge? Madam

1:36:47

I enjoy a sunny day in

1:36:49

the opinion fields Yeah,

1:36:53

no fucking read they just were like that

1:36:55

minus what picture of women kids in the

1:36:57

in a zoo that little that little fellow

1:36:59

British guy literally probably showed up and was like

1:37:02

a This

1:37:04

shiny new gun all yours As

1:37:07

long as you let me fill up this cage and I

1:37:09

get to have an exhibit and they're they're like, all right

1:37:12

deal deal yo Yeah,

1:37:14

I think I'm gonna buy you know You can just

1:37:16

go scoop up a few of those

1:37:18

little fellows and nobody really know Probably

1:37:20

not. Oh No,

1:37:23

I'm glad he brought up the little elephant. I really

1:37:25

I really like this that I

1:37:27

don't know what this is Find me find me don't just

1:37:30

don't show me there. Well, there

1:37:32

you go. Now. That's what I wanted Huh?

1:37:35

That is what I wanted. Wait, is

1:37:37

this It

1:37:40

looks like there's people are just swimming here there's

1:37:42

there's black People just

1:37:44

like oh, so this is this isn't a

1:37:46

zoo This is just a black guy on

1:37:48

the edge and I bet he's like ready

1:37:51

to get out of here before he joins the exhibit

1:37:55

We see this guy in the bowler cat my My

1:38:03

first day of high school, I was in the

1:38:05

locker room and they were taking

1:38:07

all the smallest freshmen and jamming them into

1:38:09

lockers. And the way these lockers worked is

1:38:11

if you could get the doors shut, then

1:38:13

you couldn't open it from the inside. And

1:38:16

I'm watching these poor kids. I always know them

1:38:18

because we combined a couple of schools to make

1:38:20

my high school. But I don't

1:38:22

know these strangers. I just know that small people are

1:38:25

getting stuffed into lockers. And I

1:38:27

was backing away as a fellow

1:38:29

smallie trying not to get noticed. And

1:38:32

some guy was like, look at Woody and

1:38:35

Jimmy walking backwards away from the commotion hoping

1:38:37

they don't go in lockers. He's like, look

1:38:39

at you calling me out for it. He's

1:38:43

just like, ha ha. Anyway, I

1:38:45

think it was the same vibe as that

1:38:47

African guy watching his other Africans in the

1:38:49

pool at the exhibit. Like, ah, I should

1:38:51

back away. Nah, this is the shit I do.

1:38:55

So the sad story of an African boy who was showcased

1:38:57

in a zoo cage in 1904, Ota Bingo was

1:39:00

kidnapped from the Congo and taken to America and

1:39:02

exhibited at the Bronx Zoo in the monkey house.

1:39:04

He suffered inhumane treatment and ended up

1:39:06

committing suicide 12 years later. I

1:39:09

believe that entire story. But

1:39:12

what is going on with his head in

1:39:14

that left image? Like

1:39:17

does that look shocked? Looking,

1:39:20

I mean, the man has a tall head looking the right

1:39:22

image. They probably wrap it

1:39:24

probably from some sort of society that wraps their heads

1:39:26

in fucking rubber bands until they get all wrong and

1:39:28

weird on the right. That is. Yeah,

1:39:31

that must be the same guy. Ota Bingo man. Oh,

1:39:33

that's the same person. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He

1:39:36

spent his whole life in the zoo. Yeah. What

1:39:38

do you this is from Dr. Pankin

1:39:40

on Twitter and it was posted at 1 28 a.m. which

1:39:42

is prime fact

1:39:45

hours. He's

1:39:48

a he's a writer, a novelist and a

1:39:50

medical doctor. Taylor. What what

1:39:53

issue do you take with Dr. He's an

1:39:55

M BBS and an M P H I

1:39:57

whatever. That's nothing compared to my Twitter bio.

1:39:59

DM for admin promo. A master's

1:40:01

in bullshit. No

1:40:06

to just storing it on race relations. Jesus

1:40:09

Taylor. Trying to take Dr. Pink

1:40:11

King down a notch. Yeah,

1:40:13

have some respect for Otto Boontonk. You

1:40:16

know, we should. And I'm glad I had to

1:40:18

live in a zoo. That would have sucked. I wouldn't want to live in a

1:40:20

zoo either. And if I did, I'd hope I

1:40:22

went on a way nicer zoo than that. Yeah,

1:40:26

it was more of a... Yeah, it was a little bit of

1:40:28

a zoo, I guess. It smelled nice in there. It was so

1:40:30

clean. That the zoo that that kid was in

1:40:32

looked filthy. Now that you say that,

1:40:34

I remember you were telling me that the other inmates

1:40:36

kind of self-policed and kept it tidy. It's

1:40:38

the cleanest place you'll ever go to is a

1:40:41

prison. Not only I'm sure that the staff make sure

1:40:43

that the place is clean, but like the prisoners don't

1:40:45

want to... It's where you live. And

1:40:47

you have very limited living space, so you keep

1:40:49

what you have clean. What about people's personal hygiene?

1:40:52

Did they police that as much as they did

1:40:54

the infrastructure? Yeah, you get beat up if you

1:40:56

were stinky. At some point, they

1:40:58

would correct you. No one

1:41:00

was stinky. But they'd be like... Your

1:41:03

cube mate had hair with an

1:41:05

odor, I think. No, no, no.

1:41:07

He had this fucking black

1:41:10