Episode Transcript
Transcripts are displayed as originally observed. Some content, including advertisements may have changed.
Use Ctrl + F to search
0:01
PKN 503. How are you boys?
0:03
Pretty good. Got to see part
0:06
of an eclipse. Same as you Woody. I believe
0:08
you did. Let's see all of the eclipse. You
0:10
were like a 15 minute drive
0:12
from totality. Yeah. And
0:15
you're like, nah. It would have
0:17
been, it would have been, it was longer
0:19
than I thought because my, my grandparents live
0:21
like in the thick of the totality and
0:23
my grandma being like a sweet woman who
0:25
clearly thinks I'm partially retarded, like texted
0:27
me and was like, did, did
0:30
you get those classes? Don't
0:32
look up. And I'm like, Oh my
0:34
God, what is Fox news saying today about people
0:37
looking up at the fucking sun? It's true. Everybody,
0:39
a lot of people were, I, uh,
0:41
I think she thinks highly of you and that you might be
0:44
presidential material. I'll choose to
0:46
take that interpretation as well. It
0:48
was a couple hours South, but we got like 91% here.
0:52
And so it got pretty dark outside for a
0:55
while. Yeah. And like the, I saw like a
0:58
confused chipmunk who like started burying something and
1:00
then like ran back up on top of my
1:02
fence and then ran back down and searched
1:04
around and ran back up. Could have been standard
1:06
chipmunk behavior. I'm not that clued into it, but
1:08
no, that was, that was not easy. He
1:10
doesn't do stuff like that. Like
1:13
that. He's usually very, uh, very reserved. Dusty,
1:15
I see over there doing this. Birds
1:17
got super, super loud. And then there was no
1:19
birds at all. And then they got really loud
1:22
again when it came back to light. And
1:24
so it was, it was kind of neat. Sat in
1:26
my sunroom and then went on my back patio, looked
1:28
around. Did you see the block of birds I called
1:30
like the beast master on my back porch? I
1:33
didn't look at WhatsApp, like scroll up to yesterday.
1:35
I was, I was out there and
1:38
I had like an entire flock of birds,
1:40
like a, like, like circling above me,
1:42
like screaming. My uh, it was so dark
1:45
where my, my grandparents are in totality.
1:47
And so like they were like, oh
1:49
yeah, it got so dark. Like, like
1:52
lamps that like nighttime lamps were like
1:54
turning on in the yard, like that kind of
1:56
stuff. It was dark. I
1:58
don't know. I went to totality. I had
2:00
rode my motorcycle a thousand miles and And
2:04
I went to the Columbus, Ohio Zoo
2:06
to check out the totality surrounded by
2:08
monkeys and people and It
2:11
was pretty cool. It was really dark. I had never seen
2:13
anything like it before there is a big difference But
2:32
it was a really good time the dude
2:34
I've been excited to talk about this the
2:37
coolest part I it was a
2:39
really good idea to go to the zoo
2:42
not the animals my animals didn't give a
2:44
fuck I'm surrounded by primates and they like
2:46
they're the laziest Animals in the
2:49
world and they didn't move all day. They
2:51
didn't move during the eclipse and they didn't
2:53
move afterwards I thought they'd be like shaking
2:55
the cage and going bonkers They
2:57
didn't give a fuck. They just thought it was sunset
3:00
or something. They were electrified however
3:03
The people the people made it cool
3:05
Because like there were a lot of kids
3:08
at the zoo and the kids were like
3:10
eclipse hype men They're like, you know, they're
3:12
just getting excited as it's coming. It's like
3:14
five minutes away. They're like, it's just a
3:17
sliver There's only a sliver of
3:19
sun lift and the other I see it. I
3:21
see it She's like
3:23
this is amazing I think I
3:25
whoa, whoa, this is the best
3:27
day of my life Me
3:32
too Environment
3:34
that I watched the eclipse in they were
3:36
just so psych and and then even the
3:38
adults were like hooting and hollering like we
3:40
just scored a touchdown and And
3:43
I think that I was my
3:45
hotel was in the totalitarian.
3:48
I can't say the word Total
3:50
it Terry it'll be valid totality totality.
3:52
Thank you. Thank you for the lifeline
3:56
My hotel was in the totality path
3:58
and I was gonna just watch it from
4:00
the courtyard. But I'm really glad I went to the
4:02
zoo because I would have just been like, at
4:05
a picnic table by myself with the glasses
4:07
seeing it. This was a much better experience.
4:09
Fireworks is similar. If you've ever been to
4:12
like a really professional firework show, like it's
4:14
the it's literally the same thing. I've
4:17
watched them by myself and been like, fireworks,
4:19
but then when there's much kids around losing their
4:21
minds. Yeah, that's the only time when you're okay
4:24
with it too. Because I don't need
4:26
to hear dialogue. We're the movies. We're watching the movie
4:28
and like Philip Seymour Hoffman's getting at his dying words.
4:30
Shut up kids. But at the firework show, yeah, let's
4:32
share it on. Yeah.
4:34
And yeah, it was
4:36
pretty cool. It was a big hype show,
4:39
big motorcycle ride. That was a blast. Yeah,
4:41
I pretty neat. It
4:43
got like 84, 85% Atlanta. So nothing like what you
4:46
guys did. It got colder. Like it. So
4:50
I didn't feel like the air temperature
4:52
changed because it didn't. But if you were
4:54
standing in the sun, suddenly the sun wasn't
4:56
warming you anymore. You know what I mean?
4:59
Like the the the radiant,
5:01
the rate, the radiation heat that the
5:03
sun striking you that you would feel
5:05
like that turned off and
5:07
that was noticeable. Now I wish I had a
5:09
thermometer because it was my impression that the temperature
5:12
dropped by like more than
5:14
10 degrees. But for you
5:16
to say the air tempted and I'm like, oh,
5:18
well, shucks. Now I'm not sure. Maybe it just
5:20
was the radiant heat. You know, even where I
5:22
was like it because I maybe because I was
5:25
standing outside in the sun prior to it happening.
5:27
But like, it was noticeably
5:29
cooler. Yeah. And then, you know, I
5:31
didn't actually hang out outside until the sun
5:33
came back because it's like once it starts
5:35
getting lighter again, it's like, all right, I've
5:38
seen all seen the apex of this event.
5:40
And now it's just kind of fading away
5:42
to a normal sunny. I don't
5:44
mean to be an asshole and act like you didn't see
5:46
it. But total it that word is
5:48
not real. The totality is just
5:53
like when it's really centered
5:55
and you only see the ridge of the
5:57
sun around the moon. It
5:59
is Different expert that is when everyone
6:01
went bonkers the the other part of the experience
6:03
It was neat to see the Sun not be
6:05
a full circle, but that the
6:09
full thing Was there that
6:11
was the main event and then so once it
6:13
got to like, you know It goes to 100% and
6:15
then once it was like 98% on the other side. I was done I'm
6:19
like walking back to my motorcycle like yeah
6:21
Yeah, my my grandma was telling me that
6:23
she was really enjoying it and she was
6:25
telling my grandpa like you
6:27
got to get out here It's so cool. It's so neat.
6:30
You know, it's all cool now It looks like it's nighttime
6:32
and she's like and I told your grandpa this
6:34
and he came out for maybe three seconds and
6:36
said Well, it ain't that something and then he
6:39
went back inside Oh Come
6:55
on let me know has historically been
6:57
just this apex of Eclipse activity
7:01
Put all that effort into it was how
7:03
rare this is. There's another one coming into
7:06
America in 2033 But
7:08
that's Alaska. So that's not very easy. And then
7:10
the next one's 2043 and I legit might be
7:12
dead by then like Oh,
7:16
you'll be problem I'll be
7:18
in my early 70s. I'll probably be alive
7:20
but it is like My
7:24
health insurance will be pretty expensive by the
7:26
next eclipse. That's for sure They
7:28
won't be riding your motorcycle a thousand miles Yeah,
7:32
it'll be a hover cycle and
7:34
then I forget Jackie told me when it's
7:36
coming to North Carolina, but I
7:38
will be very dead. Okay, I'll be like
7:41
50 years dead Yeah,
7:44
I was looking at that timeline as well and
7:47
it was like I Was
7:49
like, oh there's one through Georgia and I like was
7:51
looking at the paths before I was looking at the
7:53
the dates Like Oh, Georgia right through
7:55
Kyle's neck of the woods and Oh 2078
7:58
Oh We'll all
8:00
be dead. Like, I'm in the middle. 50 years?
8:03
Yeah. You
8:05
and Kyle have an outside shot. 55 years?
8:07
There is no way. See, well, all
8:09
right. So what are you currently? It
8:12
might be hard to get to 88 now or whatever. Yeah.
8:15
But if you think about it, it might not be that
8:17
hard to get to 88 in 30 years. I
8:21
bet. Or it might be really hard. That's the
8:23
other thing. That's what I'm... I'm hoping
8:25
it's hard to get to 35. That's...
8:30
I mean, fucking... I've been watching the Ukraine thing where I
8:32
don't want to shift gears yet, but I've been watching that.
8:34
It's so scary over there, dude. It's
8:36
so scary. Dude, I'm so glad I'm not a
8:38
Ukrainian. I saw them catch a bunch of Ukrainians
8:40
trying to flee the country. They
8:43
were packed into this European van
8:45
like sardines, like fucking circus clowns. And they
8:47
were dragging all of them out. Get out
8:49
of there, you cowards! And they're not even
8:51
able to scurry away, so the men are
8:53
just being thrown in a pile of living
8:55
men who are just like, we are sorry,
8:57
we are cowards! You don't
8:59
want to die in war that is clearly
9:02
lost. Absolutely not.
9:04
You are just not a real patriot. I
9:06
hope that I am not... I hope you're not in my
9:08
fucking unit when it's time to defend the US against the
9:10
Krieg people. Do you really think they could win? I
9:13
don't know. Dude, it's been over for so long, guys.
9:15
It's like, what do you mean by winning? The
9:18
end of this, there's going to
9:20
be territorial lines perhaps strong. I
9:22
think more territory is better than
9:24
less. I think that it's
9:26
worth fighting for that. For
9:28
a better victory. A better loss
9:31
even, right? A better
9:33
loss, yeah. This is like the post-season where
9:35
it's like, the Blues making the playoffs was
9:37
a win. I don't think it's that
9:39
bad. Taylor,
9:43
you can surely see Kyle's point. There's big
9:45
loss and little loss. That's kind of where...
9:47
Yeah, I'm being silly there. The
9:49
idea that a bunch of men in their
9:52
40s, 50s should be going to die on
9:54
the front lines against their will is outrageous.
9:57
I can't tell what the truth is. Someone
9:59
told me... The yeah average age of
10:01
yeah cranium anyone does right now
10:04
or in their 50s and
10:06
I'm like average Fuck you. You're just
10:08
full of shit. You have to be I don't believe there's
10:10
an equal number of 70 and 30 year olds Like
10:14
it can't order the average is 50s,
10:16
you know or it doesn't make any
10:18
so many young people have died or
10:20
fled at the Taylor
10:23
don't you think it just doesn't pass the
10:25
sniff next the average range is 50 something
10:27
No, I didn't see 50 something. I saw
10:29
like 47 or something like that. I'm gonna
10:31
look into it But either way that's very
10:34
old and it doesn't make that
10:36
because like Ukraine is outmatched by Russia Like
10:38
Russia has a lot more people like it's
10:40
been It's been
10:42
it's not it's not it's been
10:44
two straight years of Russia's running
10:47
out of ammo Russia Russia's
10:50
supply lines are shutting down Russia is
10:52
being humiliated on the global stage and
10:55
meanwhile they're marching forward Watch a lot
10:57
of Ukrainian propaganda And when I do
10:59
it can be a little tough to
11:01
figure out like how it's going But
11:04
I also monitored there's a website called like
11:06
deep state live or deep state map It's
11:09
something close to that and it
11:11
pretty accurately shows where the front lines are and
11:13
you can click like through the calendar go
11:15
forward And backwards and it is
11:17
all moving in one direction and it's not the
11:19
one the Ukrainians prefer Like it at least maybe
11:21
it was 18 months ago or six months ago.
11:23
I'm a little fucked up but The
11:26
Ukrainians did gain like a little bit of territory
11:28
and there was this thing like, you know What
11:31
at this rate and a mere 700 years they'll
11:33
have recovered all that territory But at least it
11:35
was going in the right direction and as you
11:37
know The way these things kind of
11:39
work in war that you kind of press press press press
11:41
press and then break through and I'm like Maybe
11:44
that's what this looks like. Maybe maybe this is what
11:46
it looks like before the breakthrough and no longer feels
11:48
like that Now it's the Russians
11:51
press press pressing like I would say
11:53
if you're looking for like a better more
11:55
palatable loss Or a like
11:58
a not win condition a loss condition. I guess You'd call
12:00
it is like the better loss
12:02
would be stopping throwing all of these
12:04
people's lives at the wall for
12:07
no reason Like like how
12:09
about you end with less like I
12:11
should not going to lose the dinesque
12:13
and the Luhansk region I
12:15
don't understand your mindset here like
12:18
I don't get it. Yeah, dude. They're just
12:20
gonna let them have, Missouri Let's
12:23
come on. We'll go to Idaho. But what is
12:25
that? You couldn't make me leave if
12:27
they were the one it's not America Ukraine
12:31
Well, I'm not they're not asking you to go
12:34
fight I'm talking you're acting you're thinking what you
12:36
but you're talking about what Ukrainians should do, you
12:38
know If I'm a you great I can't believe
12:40
they're throwing Ukrainian lives. That's the lives. It's their
12:42
land It's they clearly it then are they are
12:45
they the Mexicans were coming The Mexicans were in
12:47
Louisiana and they were about to be in Alabama
12:49
or whatever's next to it I
12:51
don't know. They can't fucking have about that made up
12:53
scenario. Let's talk about the real scenario All
12:56
you're saying that all these Ukrainians should you
12:58
know, okay now many you want to defend
13:00
they want to defend their country clearly Hundreds
13:02
of thousands of them don't feel a connection
13:04
enough to be like I'm gonna die for
13:06
this region that doesn't interest and they've broken
13:08
the law Okay.
13:10
Well then some wartime government can just shut down
13:12
elections and be like which they can because you
13:14
know power is everything It's like ours. Yes
13:17
Our government governments work. That's what our yes
13:21
Like if it's not better It's not better for
13:23
an average Ukrainian to just keep fighting and knowing
13:25
like you're gonna go to the frontlines you're
13:27
going to get Probably killed and then a
13:30
bunch of retards are gonna watch a video of
13:32
a drone killing a Russian and be like we're
13:34
winning. I Don't
13:36
know why the other part matters But if they're
13:39
trying to take your land you should be fighting
13:41
for it And if you're not fighting for it,
13:43
then you should probably be executed Like
13:46
you think they should just execute in the street
13:48
Yeah I think that if I think I'm not
13:50
kidding like like the Russians would do it if
13:52
they were coming around my little town And they
13:54
were I just have came back
13:56
for my second tour of fighting in Arkansas and
13:58
there's some coward across the street I'm ratting
14:00
him out and I hope they kill him in the street
14:02
or they send me the front line without enough equipment Cuz
14:05
that's what he deserves if he's staying back
14:07
here fucking his girlfriend while wherever they're fighting
14:09
for Arkansas Death to you. You
14:11
are not an American anymore. You are a treasonous traitor.
14:14
You were a coward You've broken the
14:16
law you broke you signed that paper
14:18
a long time ago your clothes Kyle, but
14:20
he was fucking your girlfriend Mine
14:24
would be there fighting with About
14:27
this how about there are multiple referendums
14:29
in which New Mexico and their overwhelming
14:32
population Votes to join
14:34
Mexico when you're pulled from your
14:36
world in Georgia Against your will
14:38
and that of your families and
14:40
forced to the front lines in
14:42
New Mexico To fight for
14:44
people who don't want to be part of the nation. You're a
14:46
part of anyway We resurrect Sherman and I'm the
14:48
place to become loyal again I'm
14:52
perfectly fine that the whole reason that
14:54
that we have Texas is because the
14:56
Mexicans were allowing Mostly white
14:58
soldiers to go to that frontier land and then
15:00
not defending them as they were being massacred raped
15:02
and pillaged by the natives So when
15:04
the United States took that property it was
15:07
because the Mexicans weren't defending but that land
15:09
it that's our land So
15:11
it doesn't matter to me if there's some people in
15:13
Texas who don't think it's America,
15:15
I think New Mexico because there's a similar name and
15:17
more well, New Mexico can become the end of me
15:20
Anyone who's not down is an enemy. It's a
15:22
war. This isn't like one of those internet arguments
15:24
It's like we're shooting those people to death over
15:26
there, you know, yeah And it's
15:28
it's if everyone real your buddies is
15:31
getting conscripted and they're all dying Having
15:33
their lives thrown away in their 20s 30s now
15:35
your 40 year old buddies are calling now Your
15:37
50 year old buddies are gone and there's no
15:39
good result of it. People are just dying getting
15:41
thrown up against this wall I'm not gonna go
15:43
try to avenge my friends and my family members.
15:46
I'm gonna stay the tower and live and live
15:48
a long sad life No, I'm going along. Oh,
15:50
they kill you do if you do it that
15:52
the Russians have killed you two or the Mexicans
15:54
have killed You too. You think I will stay
15:57
here? How
15:59
did you survive? The mexican war i
16:01
stayed at home. Well, didn't you all
16:03
your friends die? Yeah all your neighbors
16:05
too. Yeah How are
16:07
you free? Well, no one knows The
16:10
report to me the mexicans the mexican government's gonna hang
16:12
me get you yeah I
16:17
wasn't serious about like joining the arm or anything one
16:19
I'm pretty sure I was too old like by like
16:21
two years And I had a family and
16:23
I had kids and all like this wasn't the guy I
16:26
was like daydreaming and like that Thirsting
16:28
for an opportunity to get back at them. I don't
16:31
even know anyone at 9 11 I
16:33
got a co-worker whose boyfriend was there, but he
16:35
he was fine He was lucky
16:37
under the twin towers There's a really busy
16:39
well, it used to be a really busy
16:41
train station and he was in the train
16:43
station when the planes hit It shook, but
16:46
uh, he got out Yeah No,
16:49
I I just don't see it that way like
16:51
it just hasn't been that long like like the
16:53
world didn't change are The
16:55
people just have a different mindset, but
16:57
this is how humanity works Putin still
16:59
has that same mindset He's trying
17:02
to conquer a country with soldiers I
17:05
feel like if you lay down in front of that you don't
17:07
deserve to be A free member of
17:09
any society. I certainly wouldn't want some coward
17:11
fleeing from ukraine to come here I wonder
17:13
if france and colander gonna step up Ukraine
17:18
up until it became politically disadvantageous to
17:20
acknowledge It was well known as like
17:22
the most corrupt mob state in all
17:24
of europe for decades And
17:26
then it was true But I feel like in
17:28
freedom because we want nato military bases there. So
17:30
taylor. I I hear your argument and I don't
17:34
Challenge the facts of it except that I
17:36
thought that when zalinski got in People
17:39
mostly acknowledge they're cleaning up their act and headed
17:41
in the right way I I
17:43
don't think so. I think did he just
17:45
shut down elections? He's
17:48
been attacking those regions like the time in an
17:50
election. Yeah, I don't know if that's a If
17:53
that's a good example of being corrupted. I
17:55
also I did as well him throw out It's what
17:58
we why do you swear to your mother? But
18:00
we're talking about the third greatest president of
18:02
all time and how he won the greatest
18:04
war in human history Why is that smirkable
18:07
because he shared the election you didn't have canceled
18:09
the election. How did he go? Okay? FTR
18:12
stayed in power until until the war
18:14
until he died. So we cancel it.
18:17
Yeah, that's how we got in The
18:19
third well, he effectively did help
18:21
me with my history. Did you guys both know I don't
18:23
believe there was another election I think FDR stayed in power
18:26
for a third term Hmm
18:28
because the amendment hadn't happened yet either had
18:30
even on a second amendment It wasn't until
18:32
after him that they made it that's like
18:34
it was it was a tradition though It
18:36
no one had ever attempted a third term
18:40
But what I'm saying is they're not in
18:42
some Gulf War nonsense like what we've been
18:44
some little For an excursion
18:47
they're fighting for their lives the enemies on
18:49
their doorsteps practically their capitals being bombed. It's
18:51
not time for an election That's
18:54
I mean, I think I'm with Kyle on this
18:56
one That makes a lot of sense and and
18:58
he's been also not talented in maybe new general,
19:00
too I don't know if you like it down
19:03
to NBA Finals and come on It's time to
19:05
hire a new coach the green general's like three
19:08
months ago five months ago something like that And
19:10
and they've gotten rid of a couple people for
19:12
corruption Which I'm brought
19:14
up to counter Taylor's argument, which I'm
19:17
not saying they're completely free of corruption
19:19
But nowadays if you're corrupt you get
19:21
ousted that's I mean like there There's
19:25
so much corruption that happens in nations
19:27
that are taking foreign aid that we
19:29
basically control as proxy nations Like
19:31
like corruptions part and parcel of it like
19:34
when we give all that money to them
19:36
lots of their officials are getting kickbacks They're
19:39
getting advantageous future placement in
19:41
American companies boards what have you because
19:43
of their Participation insofar as we tell
19:45
them to do it like
19:47
I don't think Zielinski is some Overlord
19:51
who has like controlling America or
19:53
some nonsense I think he's just
19:55
another kind of vassal leader that
19:57
we tell to dance and he dances
20:00
And we give him money, and then it's
20:02
rerouted to wherever it gets rerouted to. There's
20:05
no way to keep all of that stuff
20:07
accountable at a time of war. And given
20:09
Ukraine's multi-generational history of having issues with mob
20:11
control, the idea that it's like, oh,
20:14
well, they're taking corruption seriously now. I
20:16
feel like a good analogy would be like,
20:18
we're trying to stop
20:21
the ship from sinking with a leaky bucket. And
20:24
does that mean that – and the leaking is
20:26
the corruption. Is there
20:28
corruption? Yes. But by and large, most of that
20:30
water is going over the side. It's
20:32
what we – again, I go back to
20:35
World War II because it's the United States
20:37
saving the world against literal evil and
20:39
us pumping so much money into
20:41
the Soviet Union and, of course, into
20:44
Britain so they wouldn't starve, so that
20:46
we could win a war. It's
20:49
what we do. It's what we do.
20:52
This is an American trinsic planet, right? Like,
20:54
we're kind of a boss around here. For
20:57
now? Forever. Who's going to beat
20:59
the United States at any – Forever is a long time,
21:01
but Kyle's onto something. Like,
21:05
when you – if you look at the
21:07
demographics and just the population rates, like, we
21:09
need those Mexicans to flood in here, frankly.
21:13
Everybody else is in trouble. The Chinese won child
21:15
policy. Do you remember when they did that when
21:17
they only allowed them that – They do. That's
21:20
pretty dumb. We're seeing the end point of
21:22
that very soon. It's not going to be
21:24
good. It's no longer cheaper to build things
21:26
in China, and they've never been the people
21:28
who build the premier manufacturing techniques. As
21:31
soon as those – as soon as it's less
21:34
advantageous and less profitable to use those supply lines
21:36
that are already set to use – China's already
21:38
not the place to go. The problem
21:40
is the supply lines are there. As soon
21:42
as India has the supply lines, China's in
21:44
trouble. And their population is getting older. Pretty
21:46
terrible, right? Like, we're
21:48
below replacement. American children are, right?
21:51
We have to be, like, ahead
21:53
of everyone. Our population's always growing.
21:56
But that's through immigration, not through – Yes.
21:58
That's the location. Now we agree. But that's
22:00
okay. Immigration is a fine way to keep
22:02
your population where you want it to be.
22:05
Yep. A lot of immigrants that won
22:07
those world wars for us and built
22:10
our country. Yes.
22:13
The Mexicans who
22:15
built America. Immigrants
22:17
have a lower crime rate than the Americans. Mostly the Chinese
22:19
and the- And a higher entrepreneurial
22:22
rate. Chinese built that whole railroad.
22:25
I don't know. It seems like there's a certain
22:27
political party, you can guess which one, who
22:30
wants you to think that every immigrant
22:32
is MS-13 gangster trying to rape your
22:34
wife and daughters or whatever. But
22:36
really their crime rate is lower than ours
22:39
and their entrepreneurial spirit is higher than ours.
22:41
They're not terrible people. Well,
22:43
I think a lot of people
22:45
would agree that people who come here legally are
22:48
not terrible people. Most
22:50
of the people I hear who have huge
22:52
umbrage with immigration are like, yeah, we don't
22:54
want basically an open border where
22:57
you can just waltz in and be a
22:59
criminal. Like everyone who comes here legally is
23:01
a criminal. The way that I
23:03
like it, I usually –
23:05
here's what my head is and I'm not sure – this might be
23:07
politically incorrect. It's the next generation that
23:09
you're going to like. The people who
23:11
come here who have the accents, who are set in
23:14
their ways, they're
23:16
a little more like a salad than a melting pot,
23:19
but their kids are melted in and everything will
23:21
be cool. I'm
23:23
okay with the Mexican immigration. I always have
23:25
been more or less. It feels
23:27
like they assimilate. It feels like they
23:30
love the United States and our culture. It's the
23:32
other people who come over who – The
23:35
Polish. The people in Michigan who chant
23:37
death to America. I don't know if you saw
23:39
that this week. No, Kyle. They're entrepreneurs. They
23:42
are entrepreneurs. They do have an entrepreneurial spirit.
23:44
Yeah, yeah. I
23:48
watched that thing and I'm talking about –
23:50
I think it's Dearborn, Michigan and it's the
23:52
Arab group there. They're fucking losing their shit.
23:55
Death to America, but my favorite was Genocide
23:57
Joe. Genocide Joe. I've
24:00
never heard that one before. Can't believe that
24:02
Donald's not jumping on board with us. Donald
24:04
should be the moderate on Israel. He should
24:06
pretend like there's a better thing than what
24:08
Joe is doing without, he doesn't have to
24:10
tab it. He doesn't have to come up
24:12
with anything. It's like both of them are
24:15
beholden to just taking donors. It's wild. I
24:17
don't, you believe what he's doing over there? In
24:19
Trump's case, I don't think what he says is
24:23
determined by donors. I think what he does is,
24:25
but not necessarily what he says, because he'll say
24:28
anything. And what he said
24:30
is, Israel needs to finish the job. And it's like,
24:32
ah, you could have got those voters,
24:34
but now you're not. No, because they're all human
24:36
life is sacred. I believe in winning a war
24:38
and winning it all the way. Now he just
24:40
said both things at the same time. Yeah. Oh,
24:43
he does that. The Trump. You
24:46
dropped that and walk away.
24:50
Every life is sacred. I despise
24:52
what's happening over there. When
24:55
you fight a war, you fight to win. See you guys later.
24:57
All right. I got a go. I
25:00
got a tee time. Yeah. You got a
25:02
turn to win. I
25:04
tried to get my club. That'd be Trump two
25:06
step right now. But like, like, he'll
25:09
say something. The world
25:11
would go bonkers. He'll back off it. And then
25:13
he'll just say it again and again and again.
25:15
But we've already gone bonkers. So now he's clear
25:17
to say it without frustrating. The bloodbath thing was
25:19
a good example. When he was, he
25:22
was in the context of automakers move, like
25:24
going to Mexico or something like that. He's
25:28
going to be a bloodbath. But there is more to it. It
25:30
was like the whole nation is going to be a bloodbath like
25:32
nothing you've ever seen before. That's the least
25:35
of it. And then he like goes back to the auto thing.
25:37
Well, the world went crazy. And
25:39
they're like, oh, my God, you know, he said it's going
25:42
to be a bloodbath. He's being hyperbolic and predicting
25:45
this apocalypse. And he's like, oh,
25:47
you misunderstood me. I was talking about cars. Bloodbath is an
25:49
economic term. Now he's saying
25:51
bloodbath at every fucking rally. And
25:53
he's not doing it in the
25:55
context of automotive plants.
25:58
He's like this. going
26:00
to be a bloodbath at the border. I'm
26:02
calling him bloodbath Biden, bullshit like that. You
26:05
know, so that's the Trump two step. You say it, you
26:07
back away and then you walk back forward. I
26:09
saw, so I didn't see, I saw
26:12
Rogan and his guests debating that
26:14
thing that he had said about the bloodbath and
26:16
they, they wrote young Jamie rolls the clip back
26:18
or whatever. And it was
26:20
interesting to see Rogan not
26:22
get it. Like, like I listened
26:25
to Trump say what he said. And
26:27
look, I'm, I'm quick to defend them. I like
26:29
to, sometimes I'll be like, Hey, like that's
26:32
not the Trump two step. That's just Trump. He can't
26:34
keep, they can't say a one thing. God damn it.
26:37
Trump. Why would you mention that other thing? But this
26:39
time I was like, Oh, Oh,
26:41
he said the thing. He means a real bloodbath.
26:44
He means both. What he means is going to
26:46
be a bloodbath for the automakers. He wants to know about bloodbath.
26:48
That's what's going to happen if you don't fucking elect me and
26:50
put me in the office. There's going to be dead people in
26:52
the street. That's what he meant. But, and, but
26:54
then the guest, he caught, he, he heard it the way
26:56
I heard it. Cause he was a very smart guy. He
26:58
was a professor. And he
27:01
was like a smart person
27:03
like me, like me. And then, so then
27:05
Rogan and the guests after hearing the man
27:07
say it, watching it happen on the big
27:09
screen there, they still both have
27:12
these different, different opinions about what's been
27:14
said. And Rogan say, no, you see, he
27:16
was talking about the automakers. He's like, well, he
27:18
was talking about automakers. He said things about
27:20
automakers, but then there's an aside and, and
27:22
like he tries to lay it out and
27:24
explain to Joe. Joe's like, no, no,
27:26
he's talking about, it's like, Joe, you're a comedian. You
27:29
should get how this works. Like, like he
27:32
didn't though. Look, said that. And he
27:34
meant, he meant people might get hurt if you
27:37
don't, if you don't like go our way. You
27:39
don't like prevent anyone from wandering across the border.
27:41
And that is true. Like
27:44
you shouldn't know. No, no. He was talking about
27:46
cracking heads. So he was about cracking heads. I'm
27:49
talking about a bloodbath. I thought I interpreted as there was
27:51
going to be a bloodbath as in there was going to
27:53
be sort of a localized war when, because people walk across
27:55
the border. The other thing, Rogan looks
27:57
at the world through these red tinted glass.
28:00
is so strongly that he can't
28:02
see honesty. Well, here's
28:04
my favorite example. You probably saw it because
28:06
it went viral. Biden
28:10
was quoting Trump and
28:12
he said that we
28:14
won the Revolutionary War when we
28:16
took the airports. And
28:19
Rogan is like, what a fucking
28:21
imbecile. This guy's geriatric. He doesn't
28:23
know what he's saying. He thinks
28:25
the airports were there during the
28:27
Revolutionary War. And then young Jamie
28:30
pulls it up and you
28:32
hear it entirely. And Biden was quoting Trump.
28:34
And then you hear Trump say it and
28:37
Rogan goes, Oh yeah. Well, I guess, you know, Trump fucked
28:39
up. No big deal. Whoa. Whoa,
28:41
whoa, whoa. When you thought Biden said it,
28:43
this was disqualifying to be president. That when
28:46
you, now that you learned that it was
28:48
Trump who said it and Biden was mocking
28:50
him, it's no big deal. It was all
28:52
fuck up, whatever slip at the tongue and
28:54
happens to all of us. This
28:56
is Rogan. Rogan is so far
28:58
from being any kind of honest
29:01
arbiter now. He is, he's
29:03
got the red tinted glasses on and he can't
29:05
see truth anymore. I think it's easier to see
29:07
stuff on the other side with that the same way. Like,
29:11
like the good, the good people on both
29:13
sides thing, like there are still people out
29:15
there who will be like, see, Trump said
29:17
he likes Nazis. He said the
29:19
Nazis are good people. And it's like,
29:22
well, maybe it's like you just look
29:24
at two pictures of that rally. Like,
29:26
and just look at the Nazis at
29:28
night with their fucking torches. Like there
29:30
were thousands of normal people there. You
29:32
were there. Oh yeah. Oh
29:34
yeah. You
29:36
know me very politically active. Like
29:39
you didn't know the rally that day. You were just visiting
29:41
Charlottesville. I was just having a time. I was trying to
29:44
learn. Try to, you were at an actual Tiki torch party
29:46
and half. What's
29:50
up? He's in
29:52
a baby suit. Like, what are you trying
29:55
to replace this point? I'm
29:57
saying let's go blues. It's
30:00
not the wrong, the wrong line. But
30:03
like, it's just, it's easy to look at the other
30:06
side and I agree with you there and, and
30:08
see what you want to see and what
30:10
they're saying as opposed and, and always
30:13
offering your own side, infinitely more
30:15
leeway and nuance and being like,
30:17
Oh, Biden's flubbed this name. What
30:20
a retard. And then on the
30:22
other side, you have people being like, Trump
30:24
said to take Clorox and put it in
30:26
a needle and inject it in yourself. And
30:28
it's like, you never said that. He said,
30:30
he said, was it disinfectant? What he said
30:32
was almost like, like I get, you're right,
30:34
Taylor. He didn't say anything like that. But
30:36
what he did, there was a time when
30:38
he was like, they're saying they've got
30:41
these powerful lights, these ultra violet lights
30:43
in it. You're getting better. And
30:46
that, and I'm wondering, can
30:48
we use the light inside the human body? Could
30:50
you, could you shine that light inside
30:52
of me and kill that 30
30:55
virus, a Chinese virus? And
30:57
it's like, no, we can't shine ultraviolet light
30:59
inside of you to kill the virus. Sir,
31:02
we can't know. You can get in the
31:04
dry, swinging a mess. Yeah.
31:07
And so it's like, it's just
31:09
not very honest from all sides. And it
31:11
just happens to be that seemingly
31:15
the right is more victim of it because
31:17
we just don't want to get the control
31:19
of the media. I see the disinfectant that
31:21
knocks out in a minute, one minute. Is
31:23
there any way we can do something that
31:26
by injection or almost a cleaning,
31:28
it gets in the lungs and does a
31:31
tremendous number on the lungs. It would be
31:33
interesting to check that. He really did say
31:35
inject a disinfectant. We
31:37
didn't tell people to do it, but he
31:40
was pondering it. And that's almost worse. Like,
31:42
like what, what, what about that? No, one,
31:44
not one person injected bleach because he said
31:46
that he was talking about, Hey, we're trying
31:48
to, is there a way we could
31:50
fix it this way? Can we get the bad parts
31:53
out of your blood? The fact that he thinks like
31:55
that is so ignorant. Like, you know, that's ignorant. That's
31:57
the kind of thing that you would expect. Of course.
31:59
Like imbecile. on the street being that Jimmy
32:01
Kimmel has hand picked out of the crowd
32:03
of idiots to like not know what state
32:05
he's in like Yeah, the
32:07
way his mind has to function for him to
32:10
be there is First
32:12
of all he has to be in a position where
32:14
he thinks that he's the first person to think of
32:16
that He's gonna go to his scientists and be like
32:18
hey scientist man hundred and eighty IQ four degree man
32:22
What if we like took disinfectant and put it
32:24
inside of us that I
32:26
mean it makes my counters 99.9% germ
32:28
free But I
32:31
by ingesting Lysol become
32:33
myself You
32:37
absolutely would of course you would be very dead very
32:40
dead All the germs are be gone. Well,
32:42
maybe we can do that. Take the good with
32:44
the bad I think we revive me and not
32:46
the germs. I do think the
32:48
disinfectant thing has been It's
32:51
like the right is like he never said
32:53
that he didn't mean it. My mother did
32:55
that to me She's like do not say
32:58
that Trump suggested injecting disinfectant You will look
33:00
foolish on your show and I'm like he
33:02
did say that I will say it on
33:04
my show Don't
33:11
think he literally said it But what I do think
33:13
he did was the fact that he's like pondering it
33:16
and he's out loud It's what he's doing. He is
33:18
he disinfectant that knocks it out. Is there any way
33:20
we can do something that by injection or
33:22
cleaning? Yes, he's pondering and he's
33:24
like yeah, yeah, he's thinking up. He's like would
33:27
this work without he's asking questions He's not saying
33:29
I'm telling you this stuff works.
33:31
Okay, get yourself a hypodermic needle
33:35
You know, he's not doing that they sell them on
33:38
Amazon. Yeah McDermot
33:41
needle Maybe
33:47
they come in red Make
33:49
America you're gonna need ten injections of the
33:52
Trump vaccine. They call it a vaccine folks
33:55
Rogan's in number when he was thinking that if
33:57
you look at Rogan's list of
33:59
beliefs the things that he
34:01
supports politically very left wing
34:03
like like if you put it on a ballot
34:06
everyone be like oh man if we
34:08
can only get a democrat like that in the lighthouse because
34:10
it's just like leftist all the
34:12
way down and then there are these
34:14
little points where that's true it's
34:17
i i got a graph what i hear he's super the
34:19
thing is i've seen so many and it's
34:21
like like for example universal basic income is
34:23
one of the things that they list that
34:25
joe rogan supports he does not support that
34:27
anymore joe rogan has shifted so they take
34:30
these positions from five years ago and like
34:32
look at him he's a leftist and
34:34
it's like no no no no listen
34:36
to what he's saying lately and he
34:38
can't see anything redeemable about the left
34:40
i wonder why i don't listen to
34:42
him but he always seemed to me
34:44
like a like one of
34:47
those liberals who likes guns and
34:49
like working out 50
34:51
strays here like well he's like
34:54
you're you're too far right for like a
34:56
lot of the mainstream positions of like the
34:58
democrats like they're they're like they're in favor
35:01
of fucking reparations and that'll come like
35:03
that'll that'll come down the pike they're in favor
35:05
of their main democrat that's the left side of
35:07
left wing not the left corner or anything but
35:09
it's the left side i i'm
35:11
interesting interested in to know what rogan's
35:13
deal is like what has changed i
35:16
see him get look when people get older they
35:18
often get more religious as they uh just get
35:20
smarter you know they realize that the lord is
35:22
in us all and they're
35:24
like so you're telling me the
35:27
sun is exactly 400 times larger
35:29
than the moon and exactly 400
35:31
times further away who
35:33
did that except the lord almighty that's jesus
35:36
christ making that up there making that perfect
35:38
circle meet that other perfect circle and to
35:40
me that's the closest thing to proof that
35:42
there's a god that i've ever even heard
35:44
of the fact that like only here is
35:46
the moon just perfect to
35:48
give us that perfect eclipse it's absurd like
35:51
it's a ridiculous coincidence i would say our
35:54
own existence is a better proof than that
35:56
i would say there is no god for all
35:58
we know there's like people just Just like us,
36:00
like right down the road, like at the next
36:02
start. There actually are people like me down the
36:04
road. That's fact-check true. Yeah, there are
36:06
other humans all over. There are other humans all over. You just
36:08
need the traffic you're with. But Rogan, I saw some at the
36:10
grocery store today. Rogan
36:16
seems to have gotten maybe a bit more
36:18
religious and I see that like, I
36:22
know that the felon fox or
36:24
failing fox thing was big. That was
36:26
the first thing. That was the trans
36:28
MMA fighter who was bouncing on girls.
36:31
And I think that he got this backlash to that.
36:33
And he was like, wait, I'm a
36:36
lefty. Why are lefties with
36:38
me on this? This is fucking common sense. Aren't
36:40
we the common sense people? Aren't we those fucking
36:42
believing science people? You guys are the ones denying
36:44
science this time. This isn't even some
36:46
big environmental hoax. This is right in front of your
36:49
eyes. Look at that man right there, pounding that lady.
36:51
She's hurt. She's hurt. Why are
36:53
you cheering? And he
36:55
got backlash on that. And then the COVID thing
36:57
happened. And he was, I'm
37:00
sure he went through the best specialists
37:02
possible and someone gave him that chloroquine
37:04
shit. That horooxychloroquine and ivermectin.
37:07
He took both. Yeah. He
37:09
was like, I took these experimental medicines. I feel okay. And
37:11
then he saw CNN take the video of him and
37:14
put a fucking filter on it to make
37:16
him look sick and then make
37:19
fun of him on mainstream media. And
37:21
he's like, dude, I went to my doctor and
37:23
I've got a good doctor because I'm Joe Rogan. And
37:27
he gave me this shit. And you
37:29
took the video of me just saying that,
37:31
expressing that to the world, telling the truth. And
37:34
you made it a lie. You lied
37:36
on me for your benefit to make
37:38
you laughed at me. What
37:41
are you doing? You were my people.
37:44
It's one of those where like he's seen it
37:46
and then he saw them going after Spotify. He
37:48
sees them calling him a racist and a white
37:50
supremacist. This
37:52
is like Dave Chappelle's best friend. He tour's
37:54
Dave Chappelle. I
37:57
don't know. And he's Bill Burr's buddy. I
38:00
think you're 100 percent right and like
38:02
so there's the part you were talking about which is The
38:05
left has a purity test and if you're
38:07
not left enough They'll give you
38:09
a hard time, you know that i'm i'm sure if
38:12
if I was more popular They'd have a thousand things
38:14
they hate about me. They'll come to your job, right?
38:16
Also Forgetting about you know him
38:18
just I think just living in a place
38:20
where it's the lefty lefty leftist place, which
38:22
is like hollywood That he's
38:25
surrounded by frustrating annoying things. I've said this
38:27
before but I bet if joe rogan lived
38:29
in raleigh He wouldn't be as annoyed by
38:32
leftists because we don't have annoying lefties here.
38:34
There's people like me. Okay, we do have
38:36
annoying left But
38:38
there's people like me but not like extreme How
38:41
dare you wear your mask improperly or I see
38:43
a break in the seal next to your nose
38:45
kind of I don't know
38:48
twist the knife put salt in the wound Some sort
38:50
of cry bully power play that you see in new
38:52
york city hollywood, etc He's surrounded
38:54
by the most annoying of the left. So he
38:56
left him Yeah, and that's
38:58
a mistake Although to be fair like where he
39:01
is in austin is more left wing than our
39:03
more um left wing than where any of us
39:06
That's true. Austin is unbelievably left. Um,
39:08
I like Austin's
39:12
a fucking cool last place. I'm gonna go to
39:14
austin this year. I just decided. Yeah Wait, do
39:16
it. I was all right. I was gonna get
39:18
i'm going to vacation soon. Anyway, I'm sad. Where
39:21
are you going? When are we time? When
39:24
will your home be unoccupied? Are
39:27
you gonna miss the show or are you gonna bring your gear?
39:29
Oh, I always thought i'll bring gear. Um, I
39:32
don't I kind of considered doing a cruise as well
39:35
um And and i'll i'll pull them
39:37
on you whenever I get closer to making a decision on that
39:39
although I don't want to
39:41
get into vacation talk. Anyway, rogan I think got
39:44
pulled Um along by all
39:46
that and then meanwhile the right cozied
39:48
up the right said hey, you're
39:50
right Like like why can't it just be
39:52
common sense? I don't want to be
39:54
muzzled. I want to do my own thing and
39:56
robin's like a new jersey blue collar working guy
39:59
original who has
40:01
somehow pulled himself up to be the
40:04
biggest podcast from the world, the biggest like news
40:06
source in the world, one of the richest, one
40:08
of the richest comedians in the world. He
40:11
just got another $200 million deal, except this time now it's
40:13
on YouTube as well. So
40:16
it's just way more, it's
40:18
better for everybody. And Spotify is distributing it on
40:20
YouTube, I think, which I took to me
40:23
and they're getting the ad revenue from YouTube or something. Maybe he
40:25
doesn't get that. I'm sure
40:27
he'll be okay without this YouTube
40:29
CPM. Yeah. I
40:31
mean, it's like, oh, they got rid of it for
40:33
a million dollars a year. Oh, he could have ate
40:35
201 million. Yeah, something
40:37
like that. But
40:41
I think that's what happened. And I think that's
40:44
what happens to a lot of people because you'll
40:46
eventually get to an area where you're like, whoa,
40:48
whoa, whoa. Well,
40:51
but my daughter's not feeling comfortable with
40:53
that. She's scared. You're
40:55
not. What are you, a Nazi? Well,
40:58
no, I'm not a Nazi. My daughter's just afraid of that man.
41:02
Man. And
41:04
it's like that scene in
41:07
the invasion of the body
41:09
snatchers when Donald Sutherland says
41:11
like, you're one of them
41:13
now. Now you
41:15
see that as soon as you're not woke
41:18
enough, as soon as you don't
41:20
go that extra step along the
41:22
way. And those steps, we always
41:24
earlier, I said, reparations is like far, far left
41:26
and it is, but it's heading this way. It'll
41:29
become more and more acceptable as time goes
41:32
on because who doesn't like free money and
41:34
one group loves free money and the other
41:36
one loves being like, like, like being the
41:38
bad guy and like being guilty. So eventually
41:40
somebody gets paid. I'm sorry. That's why I'm
41:42
so happy with my point. 6%
41:45
Sub-Saharan African ancestry. I think you're wrong. I'm
41:47
going to check. You're winning me over. I
41:49
think you're not being crazy. In the last
41:51
10 years, like, wait, I'm
41:53
sorry. I was just saying like, it's going to
41:55
come like stuff like that. It'll come down the pike fast.
41:57
Like, it's It's
42:00
completely impossible to implement,
42:02
right? Like, like, so it would come in
42:04
the form of certain groups no longer being
42:06
forced to pay taxes would be my guess.
42:08
Or debit cards. Or
42:11
just straight up debit cards. It'll be debit
42:13
cards. Think about like 15 years ago, what the
42:15
political left was and think about what it is
42:17
now. Like when people were saying
42:19
like, yeah, you should be able to get married.
42:22
Literally no one. Like, and
42:24
if someone would have said like, you know,
42:26
men dressed as women are going to demand
42:29
access to your little girl's changing rooms, they
42:31
would have laughed them out of the room
42:33
and been like, that's despicable. Yeah, right. Yeah,
42:35
right. Crazy Christian. Yeah, right.
42:37
Fundamentalist. And like now we're we're past
42:39
that now. Now if I were one
42:41
of the litmus tests of the left,
42:43
the mainstream left is like, can
42:46
men be women and women be men? And
42:48
if you don't agree with the moment, Bill,
42:50
you're a little bit the moment Bill Maher
42:53
realized what we're talking about right now is on film
42:55
because his guest is telling him, you know that you're
42:58
slowly becoming the right wing guy, Bill,
43:00
like soon you'll be excluded soon. They'll
43:02
come for you soon. If you don't
43:04
agree that a man can menstruate
43:07
that a man can give birth to
43:09
children, that a man needs menstruation products
43:11
soon. If you can't it and the
43:13
crowd's laughing, the whole crowd's laughing. He
43:15
can't even tell that it was a
43:17
filter can't even finish their thought. And
43:20
he's like, what? What?
43:23
Nobody's saying that. And
43:27
then like the NCAA champion, women
43:29
swimmers, dude, you know, like
43:31
I saw that the second thing
43:34
below the NCAA, the the
43:36
the organizing body that handles the smaller
43:38
schools like anything below, I guess,
43:41
double A or whatever. Okay. Whatever
43:43
it is. But
43:46
they they came down 20 to
43:48
one on the vote, like no
43:51
transgender athletes and physically competitive sports.
43:53
I think they allowed them in cheerleading and competitive
43:56
dance, which makes sense. You
43:58
gotta find that. He got
44:00
dudes out there as cheerleaders they boycotted an
44:02
entire woody state if you go back Hey,
44:04
just don't go to the bathroom. If
44:07
you're an adult man, you're not we lost the fucking
44:09
all-star game I don't want to hear about it. We
44:11
lost exactly To
44:13
it was bad. Well, you wouldn't care.
44:15
It was a baseball star game Because
44:19
people we both lost the one we
44:21
wanted like We're in
44:23
our home field. What are you doing to it? We
44:25
don't have a team You should have let those men
44:27
be next to little girls I
44:30
don't get I don't know who should pee
44:33
next to who it's so fucking easy. It's
44:35
so obvious, you know It's not obvious to
44:37
me. No, there's borderline situations that cause issues
44:39
and so like And and
44:41
and I don't know what to do about that. I'll say this
44:44
I'll say this Last time I needed
44:46
a fucking public restroom where I had to get next
44:48
to another person was so fucking long ago Here's
44:50
the solution fucking hold it you losers fucking
44:52
hold it. That should be the answer. I'm
44:55
sorry. I'm sorry hold it and then Maybe
44:58
we need bathroom guards. I saw a guy I
45:00
didn't go to the one that whatever your sex
45:02
is if you're a male go to the male
45:04
bathroom What if you're a female gender or an
45:07
old man thing you big it Jesus Christ? honestly,
45:10
I this is as
45:12
simple to me as it seems to be
45:14
to Taylor because I Don't
45:18
want to say anything that's on like Finster
45:20
is a good example in my mind because
45:22
he passed she passes so well right
45:24
did Finster Anyone who
45:26
doesn't know would think that she
45:29
was born a girl. It probably would look twice Yeah,
45:32
I wouldn't even notice that's just a pretty girl
45:34
in the same place as me and If
45:37
she went to the men's bathroom there instead of
45:39
to like a woman's stall I feel like it
45:42
would cause more of a disruption than to just
45:44
go to the women's bathroom I think I
45:46
think that's like treating men and women as they're
45:48
as though they're the same though And that's not
45:50
the case like women are more
45:53
threatened by people like they're smaller. They're
45:55
more they're more Fragile
45:58
and so when you When
46:00
you say – it's kind of the same way that
46:04
people who are – when you have like an
46:06
abortion argument with someone and someone says like, I'm
46:10
against abortion. I'm in favor of abortion. And
46:12
then the in favor person is like, oh
46:14
yeah? Well, what about in cases where it's
46:17
a brutal rape ring in an
46:19
underground tunnel and then – and
46:22
the baby is going to be born dead? How
46:24
about then? And it's like, okay, well, now we're using
46:26
– I checked every box of one. The
46:29
boy's dead, rape. Oh, and the mother
46:31
was going to die. Yeah, and
46:33
the mother was going to die. Now we're hitting for the grand
46:35
slam. And it's like, okay,
46:37
well, so now we're using
46:39
a point, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, one
46:41
to justify everything else. But let's look at
46:43
like the reality of it. Do you think
46:46
Finster is representative of that community, like the
46:48
way he passes? No.
46:50
Like what you would get is you would get
46:52
guys – you would get people who looked like
46:54
me and Kyle and you going
46:56
into private spaces where young girls are
46:59
changing. And that's not a fantasy. It
47:01
happens already. Oh, it's not a fantasy.
47:03
It's not a fantasy. Of some gross
47:05
people, yes. Oh, that
47:07
was the joke there. Yeah, I gotcha. And
47:09
so like the simple way to handle it
47:12
is just logical. If you are a male,
47:14
go to the male bathroom. If you're a
47:16
female, go to the female bathroom. It's a
47:18
loophole. Like here's the thing. Let's
47:21
pretend like trans people aren't capable of
47:23
pedophilia. Let's pretend like that's the truth.
47:26
But now the problem is you've created a
47:28
loophole for all us dirty cis men. That's
47:31
what we're legislating against, not against trans people.
47:33
We want trans people to be wherever they
47:35
want. They could shit business streets if they
47:37
want. But these cis men, we
47:39
got to keep them out. These
47:42
cis men keep dressing up like ladies, wouldn't you
47:44
know it? And we hate that. If
47:47
you took that point of view, everyone in the
47:49
room would be so confused as to how to
47:51
feel. Yeah, it works. Like
47:53
no, we can't allow anyone to go in there. How
47:55
do we know you're not a cis man in disguise?
48:00
using a population that's allowed to be criticized. Hm.
48:03
Interesting. Except on Twitter. Except on Twitter.
48:06
Try to type Sisman on Twitter to limit your engagement. Oh
48:08
a lot of stuff limits your engagement on
48:10
Twitter. You know why? Come on. A lot
48:12
of stuff from the same angle limits your
48:14
stuff. You could say Waffen
48:16
S, S forever baby. That's
48:19
going right through. Oh you don't use Twitter.
48:21
No you, that is not true. Go
48:23
uh, your stuff if you're like anti-Israel gets
48:25
throttled. I'm not gonna fucking tweet that. You
48:30
know why I'm not gonna tweet it? Because they
48:32
would strike me down. Come on. It's
48:35
gonna limit your engagement. What's the big
48:37
deal? Nobody's gonna see it, Waffen S,
48:39
S maybe? Your point was that it
48:41
wouldn't limit my engagement. I don't
48:43
think it will. Um, I think it'd go out to
48:45
everybody and be just fine. Well I'm already fucking, I'm
48:47
still shadowbanned on Twitter from years ago. But I don't
48:49
think you could say like, how can you tell? There's
48:52
a test where you can search if you're shadowbanned or
48:54
not and I'm searchbanned on Twitter so you can't find
48:56
my account unless you type it in the URL. Get
49:00
out. No yeah, I don't know why
49:02
it's been that way for a long while. Maybe
49:04
because I got a little too silly back in the day. Oh,
49:09
let's talk about it really. Exactly. Well
49:11
let's jake shield. Twitter, yeah go ahead. Jake
49:14
shield. Uh, you, jake masters
49:16
said it was like Twitter banned you for like
49:18
no reason. And I'm like, no
49:21
reason? Like that sounds crazy to me. It
49:24
would seem like they, like what would they
49:26
say their reason was? And he's
49:28
like, you put
49:30
out a few Nazi cartoons and suddenly you're
49:32
a Nazi. Like,
49:34
I imagine it'd be for bullying. Oh,
49:41
his real reason because I follow him on Twitter. He
49:43
is, oh he was joking when
49:45
he was joking about Nazi. Yeah,
49:48
his uh, what he actually does on Twitter
49:50
is try to get people's goat All
49:53
day. Like, he is the ultimate, like whatever,
49:55
he is the shape of whatever you pour
49:57
him into. I Will see him like going
49:59
after. People on the left and then
50:01
like three tweets later after he's gotten a
50:03
bunch of new fans for going after the
50:06
left is like and all you fucking retard
50:08
conservatives get a load of the in the
50:10
fifth assessment. He just engagement farming and he
50:12
knows what he's doing. Buddies
50:15
is good. I watch the Will Change
50:17
Gears hear from War Child X, but
50:20
I watched an awful movie last night.
50:23
It was a Nick Cage movie so I was surprised
50:25
that was bad. I
50:27
really wasn't Computer added reading this
50:29
month Surat. Now that. Is
50:32
what you're crossing but is Ross and
50:34
Father watch on Youtube? I've been watching
50:37
this guy who tells old west stories
50:39
like historical. Ah, I'm. Tales.
50:42
From the Wild West Indian massacres
50:44
and ah of a mountain man
50:46
like. Fighting. Or Indians in
50:49
these situations and really interesting stuff. And the
50:51
thing I keep hearing is like the Indians
50:53
just. Awful people just as tortured to
50:55
that. It was like the thing. And
50:57
and so I saw this movie with Nick Cage.
51:01
Where. He was gonna be a buffalo hunter. Has.
51:03
No can spawn I bet they deal with added
51:05
my own spoilers but I but clear they're going
51:07
to fight the indians and early on he's like
51:10
yeah. I. Know of alley where there's. It's
51:12
like the old days. there's buffalo bids make the
51:15
ground turn. Black men go up there me
51:17
get these buffalo hides in. Buffalo.
51:19
Out of four dollars or hide. And
51:21
that's like the new prices. Like Airbus complainants
51:24
only four hours up. I'd like. Butter.
51:26
Seemingly buffalo everywhere and I don't understand why
51:28
we gotta go so far to get him.
51:33
And for some reason the whole movie is. Nicholas
51:36
Cage taken this team out. Way
51:39
too far away. They almost die of dehydration
51:42
to go to Colorado to hunt buffalo. And
51:44
when they get their, sure enough, there so
51:46
many that. He. Refuses to leave until
51:48
he's killed them. All is killing. He
51:50
killed like twelve thousand buffalo. Something.
51:53
Like that, like like some crazy about maybe
51:55
four thousand. It was an ungodly amount of
51:57
hello racist. Now the but they're stupid season
51:59
the player and one after the other. Just
52:01
kill the whole herb and he's got like
52:03
two scanners. and if he's got a guy
52:05
pouring water on his gun, the cool it
52:08
off as. He. Is sounds good,
52:10
but it's not a problem. Is
52:12
it's not act the way they that all
52:14
the guns shit is stupid. It's like done
52:16
wrong. I think it's. And. I kept
52:18
waiting for the indians attacked as he was like
52:20
the kid was like what some rocks over there
52:23
and in nicholas cage like indian burial ground. I
52:25
decided would camp in a special place
52:27
and as a cliff top spots. Were
52:31
camping in the Indian burial ground massacring
52:33
ten thousand buffalo like the At and
52:35
like a new the indians recover. They
52:37
never came. And ever came. And
52:39
when I finally got back through all their hard you
52:41
know in autumn. Know there's
52:44
only like five characters and whole fucking movie.
52:46
and when they miley get back the to
52:48
the the town. That. The. With.
52:51
Their pure stockpile of buffalo skins. Buffalo skins.
52:53
The But the The Bombs fall out of
52:55
the market. The. Guys like at
52:57
forty thousand skins a net burn
52:59
pit paid ten since these for.
53:01
An assistant Nicholas Cage is having a meltdown.
53:03
I just turned set off. I was so
53:05
upset I spent like an hour. an hour
53:08
and forty minutes waiting for like something you'd
53:10
app. And Nick Cage was terrible. Is
53:12
terrible in this movie and I have Actor
53:14
that you're not a bad actor. He's not
53:16
a bad actor. He's an Oscar Winner is
53:19
an Oscar when he was playing Nick Cage.
53:21
Wow! He won the Pedophiles Choice Awards. Sort
53:26
of packages of Unless there's I have
53:28
to talk about ceasing latitude reducing latitude
53:30
is my favorite. You to bring the
53:32
week. Nobody watching this will like them.
53:35
But. I'm loving it's. so I've been
53:38
getting into these sailing videos. Ceiling
53:40
is the new van life. Remember
53:42
how I like van life like
53:44
five years ago? Yeah, everybody was
53:46
like setting out of their apartments
53:48
by bees vans. Driving around like
53:50
that was an amazing lifestyle. What?
53:52
They figured out that it's actually
53:54
not that glamorous and everytime audible
53:56
water and they often try to
53:58
like a have. In light by some
54:01
body of water. but that's where it's crowded,
54:03
in expensive, in the police Hassle you were.
54:05
they don't hassle you. was the place you
54:07
don't want to be. So they switched from
54:09
van life to sailboat life and now they're
54:11
It's hot island hopping. You
54:14
might be better geography the me but I didn't
54:16
realize. How many islands were in
54:18
the Caribbean and how you did like almost
54:21
never sell more than one hundred miles and
54:23
go from Florida. the late. What
54:25
is The first stop? The
54:28
Er with the on the Cuba it's
54:30
not Schubert's with a be the fuck
54:32
is that and Skyn to be really
54:34
are Yoda permeates in biggest it's probably
54:36
be munis and then they go through
54:38
all these like you know that Caribbean
54:40
islands that indo to Panama and back
54:42
up to Mexico and Texas and stuff.
54:44
it's anyway. he can island hop in
54:46
the Caribbean the a sailboat and just
54:49
live this really interesting lifestyle while chasing
54:51
latitudes. Has been doing this for a
54:53
long time and he just sits on
54:55
everybody who does it's and he's like
54:57
check. Out Nicole and Daddies they both
54:59
is total trash. can have a sailboats
55:01
they don't know what they're doing. said
55:03
he just like ribs they they they
55:05
bought it for sixty five thousand dollars
55:07
it was worth negative ten thousand. that
55:09
was debts and then they poured sixty
55:11
thousand more into it to make it
55:13
even fucking float and they don't know
55:15
what they're doing and then they sold
55:17
it to sit through. Chasing latitudes is
55:19
hilarious. He is ripping on everybody tried
55:21
to do like what he does all
55:24
the time. You never see him, you
55:26
don't know what he looks like and.
55:28
An. And. On how
55:30
old he is or whatever. Yeah, he
55:32
sounds like a sassy gay guy and
55:34
he just like that road is A.dress
55:36
tabs and edited style exists. It's assess.
55:39
What about going to happen? This guy.
55:41
I didn't watch it off of this
55:43
stuff. I fell asleep to it last
55:45
May. I watch this video activity at
55:47
the video and auto flat. I don't
55:50
even like the equivocation between van life
55:52
and sailboat life because now elbow life
55:54
is so clearly infinitely cooler and better.
55:56
Like it's. Like. i
55:58
am feeling about this Boat guy and I
56:01
was talking about my sailboat life and some dude
56:03
was like I get it I've
56:06
got a euro van a 1988 euro
56:08
van and I live in Cleveland I'd
56:11
be like fuck you what we do is not
56:13
even even tangentially
56:15
similar half of the YouTube sailboat
56:18
lifers are van life converts
56:21
Yeah, they came to the truth clearly because then
56:23
you're gonna live as a vagabond do it on
56:25
a beautiful sailboat in the middle of The
56:29
ocean and I was bonkers about but I guess
56:31
that I didn't I don't know anything about sailboats
56:33
But there's a class of sailboat called island hoppers
56:36
And these are sailboats that are good for like a
56:38
hundred miles and they might be
56:40
able to cross the Atlantic But it's not the boat
56:42
you should choose for a task like that So
56:45
yes a little more dangerous. I was gonna say
56:47
it's a lot less comfortable There's like a 33
56:50
foot sailboat and you probably want to be in
56:52
the 40s if you're gonna cross the Atlantic or
56:54
the Pacific You could do this is my
56:56
dumbass having watched you a couple weeks of YouTube. I
56:58
don't Don't go by me. Yeah
57:01
Yeah, but uh, so he just like rips
57:03
these people who buy the wrong boat for
57:05
the wrong task who have dreams They're like
57:08
they think they're gonna be sailing around the
57:10
world all the time well, they realize that
57:12
that kind of sucks dick and instead they
57:14
just island hop and you know that which
57:17
is I guess his preferred thing Anyway,
57:19
so help me Like
57:22
I suppose sometimes we're gonna go to like
57:24
a desert aisle where there's nobody else there
57:26
and like let's look for coconut crabs And
57:28
fucking look at that tree. It looks like
57:30
a dick. All right, let's get out of here And
57:33
then sometimes you're like sailing into a
57:35
port and then it's just like party
57:37
central I'm sure out there like on the on the
57:39
water like there's is it I guess that and
57:41
everything in between Yeah, that's
57:43
pretty much right. Yes. Sometimes you have
57:45
the quand like that's a cool way
57:48
to live That's not my I couldn't find on a map
57:50
so I can't help you with the Guam is Well,
57:55
I can find it? Oh never mind, that's all the
57:57
that's all the way on the other side. Yeah
58:00
yeah that's in the Pacific. that's between
58:02
how I would say and Guam Obama
58:04
between Hawaii and you can enormous amount
58:06
of tell him and found Guam on
58:08
a map. That is the real deal.
58:10
Yeah that. Answers. Rollout
58:13
all as you did. I can see
58:15
the map at first. it's light blue
58:17
on likely lighter blue. Facilities day or
58:20
advantage of by Hug Atlanta. Guam
58:22
as we I guess it depends where is
58:24
he coming from? Americans the real deal because
58:26
it's a pacific crossing. Young, if you're coming
58:28
from like Australia, that might be kind of
58:30
island hopping. If you just go to New
58:32
Guinea and in Asia Phillipines, why would have
58:34
wanted you to do Indonesia your whole life
58:36
and you'd never have to repeat an island.
58:39
There's. Like tens of thousands of islands.
58:41
the makeup Indonesia savage are savages is
58:43
is so I'm so glad that you
58:45
pivoted. Do this. But and life Because
58:48
this is infinitely cooler than van life
58:50
and the fact that these van people
58:52
are pivoting over with to it. And.
58:55
Pretending I'm glad just as refund on him
58:57
and be our own his the last viewers
58:59
sitting in a hot car with no a
59:01
see the probably smelled like be oh and
59:03
I yeah like you know like out at
59:05
the of typical toilets and them it. Tiles.
59:08
Right? And as a better description would be,
59:10
they smell a diapers because there's the chemical
59:12
does something disorder tape it down but it
59:14
smells like diapers none the see the. The.
59:17
Nomad is your oyster. It's by my always
59:19
know there's a man ball, electric remain or
59:21
pump it out and goes nowhere near maybe
59:23
three. or a gay dude. you could travel
59:25
around and get laid to do the modern
59:28
gross but I can just. I
59:30
would have to talk so much fuck em like
59:33
slick shit to a girl to get her to
59:35
com is hop in my era start out as
59:37
it begins at like as big lie about while
59:39
I with why I was in at first of
59:41
all headsets or happens I'm actually an eccentric billionaire
59:44
the myself you in the i am on a
59:46
hotter i'm I'm I'm doing surveillance on that building
59:48
over there but you can hang out woman you're
59:50
not going to help me to surveillance the night.
59:53
Vale. and the they are playing i'm
59:55
on a harder to get sex and of
59:57
an but kylie his female or Would
1:00:01
be so easy. I just pull it up in
1:00:03
a van to any town in the world and
1:00:05
being like there's a mattress in here Kylie Kylie
1:00:07
could be molested from shore to shore Very
1:00:14
quickly someone with a better van would just
1:00:17
pick a really cool analogy like like if
1:00:19
sex is water I can get a boat guy Men
1:00:23
live in the desert where it's hard to find
1:00:25
water at all Women live in
1:00:27
the swamp where it's easy to find water, but
1:00:29
it's hard to find good water. I'm like,
1:00:31
okay I see it. Did you do that? It
1:00:34
depends what your version of good is I guess like
1:00:37
our version of good is prop It
1:00:39
requires very good as a man who pays for
1:00:41
all my expenses. Well, it's 666, right? Figures
1:00:46
six feet six inches or whatever like like
1:00:48
more than like like top all those
1:00:50
numbers It's like alright, but but then you know,
1:00:52
that's not all there is. I love
1:00:54
seeing There's
1:00:57
a subreddit called Oh No consequences and
1:01:00
Terrific. Yeah, it's a
1:01:02
good one It gets a little too political
1:01:04
sometimes but but I do enjoy when it's
1:01:06
just someone talking shit for five minutes to
1:01:08
a bouncer Who eventually has enough I saw
1:01:10
a bouncer clobber a guy last night and
1:01:13
when I say clobber Probably
1:01:15
dudes all in his face. He's behind that velvet
1:01:18
rope. He's clearly giving him warnings at CCTV So
1:01:20
I don't got no audio, but this man looks
1:01:22
like Bob sap
1:01:25
like this dude's talking shit to Bob sap and
1:01:27
and all of a sudden Bob's not the real one
1:01:30
but like the bouncer version who likes to fight and
1:01:33
Bob sap like that's easy to beat pops
1:01:35
Bob sap puts this man down with
1:01:37
one horrendous punch plus a rushing attack
1:01:40
He's like the juggernaut from X-Men. The
1:01:42
dude is done The dude
1:01:44
is on the ground unconscious and Bob sap
1:01:46
picks him up like groceries
1:01:49
and rose him And
1:01:51
when I say throw I don't mean drops usually in
1:01:53
the you see all I threw him No, he dropped
1:01:55
him in I could throw a man, but he might
1:01:57
land on my feet. There you go We
1:02:00
can't throw each other very far for
1:02:02
example Bob Sapp however bouncer Bob Sapp
1:02:04
through this man a good eight tip
1:02:06
like and
1:02:08
fell so poorly like His
1:02:12
opening move was the clobber rush punch and
1:02:15
then this kick to the gooch because the man
1:02:17
was unconscious on the ground at This point and
1:02:19
he kicked him in the gooch so fucking hard
1:02:21
just right in the asshole Just
1:02:23
kicked him so fucking hard. It was I
1:02:25
enjoyed getting kicked in the asshole Terrible
1:02:28
my I would not want to be kicked in the ass Was
1:02:32
sharp shoes. I was running she
1:02:34
got me tagged
1:02:37
me Yeah
1:02:42
Anyway, that's a wrap. Yeah,
1:02:44
I guess so PKN 503
Podchaser is the ultimate destination for podcast data, search, and discovery. Learn More