0:01

PK and five or five. What's up boys?

0:03

Not much. Kyle, you're

0:05

expanding your horizon. You're not. Yeah.

0:07

Yeah. I picked up a new

0:09

like middle aged man,

0:11

like interest and the American Indians

0:14

specifically, um, like

0:16

the Americans learn something. Yeah. Yeah.

0:18

Yeah. The Apaches and the, um,

0:22

the command cheese, uh, mostly the

0:24

command cheese. If it's a true middle

0:27

age interest, you're going to develop a

0:29

encyclopedic knowledge of like two tribes and

0:31

no knowledge at all of the rest.

0:34

Well, like in that question. Yeah.

0:38

Do you know where they were? Because I

0:40

care about exactly where they

0:42

helped me. Okay. So

0:44

early in their existence, they were

0:46

in the South, the Southwestern Colorado

0:48

area, but slowly they were pushed

0:50

further and further Southwest and

0:53

you had a lot of questions. Um,

0:56

more specifically the, the command cheese,

0:58

the Apaches existed in that Southwestern

1:00

region of Western Texas, Arizona,

1:05

and what is now, you know, Mexico. Um, the

1:08

thing about their range, um, they

1:10

could go, and I kept thinking

1:12

like, are they exaggerating? But like a

1:15

war band of command cheese could

1:17

strike out 400 miles from home and they

1:20

would just ride until their horses died and

1:22

then eat their horses and then steal some

1:25

more horses and then ride until those couldn't

1:27

go anymore. And so like if they're escaping,

1:29

they'd be willing to do that. Um, it's,

1:32

they were the bitches of all

1:34

the, the, the American tribes until

1:36

they got horses. So

1:39

the Spanish introduced horses in light in the

1:41

early, in the early

1:44

1600s, the, the, the Spanish introduced horses, but

1:46

they kept that technology, not only of how

1:48

to ride, but how to, you know, doing

1:51

the tack and all the stuff of keeping

1:53

a horse going and breeding horses and just

1:55

how to break a horse. They kept that

1:57

like, uh, like, uh, uh, advanced technology, the

1:59

way, we would protect stealth tackers something

2:01

today. And there was

2:03

a, a, an

2:06

issue where the Pueblo who had previously been

2:08

friendly with the Spanish rebel, and there

2:10

was this great Pueblo rebellion. And in

2:13

that, tons of horses, like

2:15

thousands of them ran free up

2:18

to the north and the Comanches got ahold of them.

2:20

And the Comanches quickly became they went

2:22

from the bitches of all the tribes,

2:24

because there were these little ugly

2:27

people who were squat and like, and their terrain

2:29

kind of sucks. They, and

2:31

they, well, they buffalo and they don't

2:33

know how to farm. They refuse to

2:35

farm, no agriculture, only buffalo. But

2:38

the same way I refuse to run a marathon.

2:40

Like, I can't do it. We could totally have

2:48

done this. You

2:50

know, they did. They

2:53

did the neighboring tribes with farm,

2:55

the Comanche refused to farm because

2:57

they were a 100% warrior rating

3:00

tribe. And but in a very short

3:02

period of time, according to

3:04

the Spanish historians, they didn't just become

3:06

good horsemen, they became the best horsemen

3:08

in the planet. Commanders, never. Yes, they

3:10

talked about the thing, the way they

3:12

would fight. Keeping in

3:14

mind, the Apaches got horses too, but the

3:17

Apaches would ride the horse to the fight,

3:19

get off and then fight. But

3:21

the Comanches had this tactic where they'd have

3:23

like 150 guys sometimes

3:26

riding in a circle. And

3:28

only and the guy on the side

3:30

of the circle that's facing the enemy,

3:33

he's shooting his bow from underneath his

3:35

horse, like under the horse's neck. He's

3:37

rapid firing arrows that are clutched in

3:39

one fist. And so he's and

3:43

then he's riding away, right? Like, like, see, but

3:45

there's another one right behind him shooting. So it's

3:47

like a machine gun they've created of arrows riding

3:49

on the end. They're hard to like, lay

3:52

hands on if you've got those

3:54

old flintlock muskets and or maybe

3:56

bows yourself. Yeah, not only are

3:58

they moving, but there's a There's a horse

4:00

in between you and them, largely. Yeah,

4:03

they're using the horse as a shield. They

4:05

did not respect the horses a lot, did they? Yeah.

4:09

It doesn't seem like it. It's not as a protein source,

4:11

they like them. As a protein source, okay. It's the other,

4:13

it's the other- The other red meat, yeah. The tribes

4:15

that would more often eat the horses. Yeah, that's a good quip, okay. It

4:19

was the other tribes that would more often eat

4:21

the horses. The Comanches really revered the horses. The

4:23

Apaches not quite as much, but

4:26

the Comanches were the alphas,

4:28

the fucking Spartans of that era.

4:32

They were kicking ass from the early 1600s until like

4:34

1890s. Their

4:40

reports of, what did they call

4:42

them? Bronco, I think these were

4:44

Apaches though. There were Bronco Apaches

4:46

in 1920s, raiding

4:49

and killing in like

4:51

Mexico and the Southwest. Dan,

4:55

I didn't think they lasted that long. Well,

4:57

I mean, the assholes of them did.

5:00

The Comanches were awful though. They didn't

5:02

just tort all the tribes, like any

5:05

tribe that's on that map from east to west

5:07

tortured people because that's how

5:09

we roll. But the Comanches seemed to

5:11

have like, it was

5:13

like part of their religion almost. It was

5:16

ritualized torture. Yeah, because to them, like you

5:18

would never, if you hit your thumb, you

5:21

wouldn't say shit. Like women when they're

5:23

giving birth, or if your mom, while

5:25

your mom was giving birth, if

5:27

she screamed, you would carry that.

5:30

You would carry that shame as a man.

5:32

It doesn't seem fair. You would be like,

5:35

boy whose mother cries or something.

5:37

Yeah. They've

5:41

gotta switch up the names. Everyone's being named this.

5:45

I almost feel like there might be a certain thing

5:47

to live up to that will make you better. Like

5:49

the man named Sue. Boy

5:52

named Sue. Yes. I know. Because

5:55

they would name you like in middle school and it

5:57

would be your buddies and shit. So you'd be like

5:59

Jane Gilliver. Has a thing about this because he's also

6:01

fascinated with his shit. I guess he's like some of

6:03

the names would be like dog pussy So

6:07

you just be dog fart for the rest of

6:09

your life or like broke dick There's something like

6:11

like you fall and like shit yourself one day

6:13

and you'd be stinky pants for the rest of

6:15

your life No middle school or grade school rules.

6:18

Yeah. Yeah, that hasn't changed Yeah, that hundred percent

6:20

if there was a shit his pants grade school

6:22

He carried that with him so they

6:24

would torture you as much they would torture you

6:26

for as long as they had time to torture

6:29

you to death like slowly they would They

6:31

would like heap hot clothes on your

6:33

belly while you were high down. Well,

6:36

no well, usually if they raid some

6:38

somewhere often people are coming after them

6:40

right away to try to get horses and and

6:43

kidnap relatives back like immediately the

6:45

army would be there or like

6:47

the Buffalo hunters would rally all

6:49

together or the towns people like

6:51

they were always pursued after

6:53

they they fucked around But they rarely found out

6:55

because they were so hard to catch because they

6:58

would just ride away and right away They

7:00

would kidnap a kid and taking 400 miles away

7:02

and it's 18 20

7:04

you know, I mean like 400 miles

7:07

away is forever away. Yeah eons Yeah,

7:09

there were a lot of famous white kids

7:12

who got stolen and kidnapped and they went

7:14

on did like crazy shit like amongst the

7:16

tribe they got accepted and became like badasses

7:18

as Indians and we killed their own people

7:21

and kill other tribes and It

7:23

was fascinating. Well,

7:25

I mean, yeah Yeah, pretty much.

7:28

I guess what else are you gonna do though? Yeah,

7:30

I Did

7:32

forgive him for the traitor thing if they're young enough

7:34

like yeah They go where you stolen it for and

7:36

you don't have allegiance to this people you have no

7:38

oh, they kill you for four That's it. So they

7:40

would only keep if you're a child They

7:43

would only keep you if you were big

7:45

enough to be self-sufficient But small enough to

7:47

be like made one of the

7:49

tribe and also you could be a bitch Like

7:52

the one kid was the one kid like spin

7:54

his whole childhood with the Indians and later Like

7:57

what was taught to read and write and reintroduced

7:59

to a white society a man and

8:02

he was talking about like he never cried. He's

8:04

like they would torture me, they

8:06

run me through the gauntlet, they

8:08

cut me, they drove hot nails

8:11

through my ears. I never cried.

8:13

I screamed with anger and wanted

8:15

vengeance and I tried to attack

8:17

them and I could tell they liked that. I

8:20

thought you were going to go the other way. They

8:22

expected it. They would only steal people who fit in

8:24

the backpack. No, probably. The

8:26

peppus? No, they would take

8:28

the baby and true account was they took

8:30

the baby and just tied it behind the horse and

8:33

drug it through briars and cactuses until it was bashed

8:35

and torn to pieces. They would

8:37

just rape. Who's the... That is

8:39

rough because I'm like... If you

8:41

don't like a baby, look, I don't want

8:43

to like flex or brag back into a baby

8:45

so fast. I

8:48

think it'd be pretty tough to watch. I'd be

8:50

like, oh God, like we're

8:52

definitely the bad guys here. There

8:55

is no ifs, ands, or buts. We are 100%

8:57

the bad guys, dragging babies, buying

8:59

horses. I'm not

9:03

trying to poo-poo on it. Since

9:06

then you developed written... It was

9:08

Spanish historians who wrote it down? Everyone

9:10

will tell you this. The Spanish historians,

9:12

mostly through the church, because they were

9:14

trying to Catholicism the area and putting

9:17

missions in, but what they did because

9:19

they were getting butt-fucked so bad by

9:21

the Indians, they allowed all these American

9:23

settlers to come in. They're like, hey, these lands are

9:25

free. They use them as a buffer. We won't defend

9:29

the Americans. They can just take the ass-whooping

9:31

and they won't be able to get to

9:33

us. You've got tons of just newspaper clippings

9:35

from the day describing the accounts of the

9:38

surviving victims. You have some guy with his

9:40

head scalped and he'd tell you what happened.

9:43

There's a famous one of the guy who goes hunting and

9:46

he hears screams at his house. When he hits

9:48

there, his three children and his wife have been

9:50

murdered and scalped. He kills four

9:52

or five of them or something like that. When

9:54

the neighbor finds him, he's laying in a pile

9:57

of bodies. He shot one and killed like a...

9:59

For with a knife or something because one thing

10:01

to keep in mind they're little guys Yeah,

10:04

they're like these dudes are small the

10:06

reason they're able to ride like that

10:08

and traverse those huge ranges They

10:10

don't need a lot of calories a day anyway. Yeah, they're

10:12

like They're like teen

10:15

boys looking. Yeah, it's like like their bodies like

10:17

they must have been kind of spooked like seeing

10:19

like a Settler who's like a 6

10:22

3 Dutchman or can keep like the

10:24

alarm or like? There's

10:26

like I've read some Spanish reports like

10:28

when they showed up and saw the

10:30

Aztecs and like I think

10:33

it's under Sold the

10:35

amount of people they sacrificed

10:38

and how regularly they did

10:40

it like tens of

10:42

thousands of people Why would

10:44

sacrifice for like for? Rain

10:47

or whatever religious that's wild to me

10:49

because like there's a huge investment

10:51

in getting a human baby to turn

10:53

like 18 years old and become

10:55

useful and Just before it pays

10:58

off. They it's not like as a

11:00

society that will hold you back. Yes Absolutely,

11:03

but thought I Think

11:05

their population was equal to or greater than like

11:08

London or Paris of the time like when they

11:10

were being invaded Like they had a massive pop

11:12

whose population the Aztecs So

11:15

would that be like Mexico? That

11:18

would be telling me Population

11:21

is comparable to the city of London.

11:23

I'm not that impressed No, no, the

11:25

capital city of the Aztec was comparable.

11:27

Okay. Okay, like the one that I

11:29

can't pronounce that starts with a T

11:31

What's a quattle thing or is

11:33

that it? How do you spell that? Didn't

11:37

know if that was the Mayan one or the Aztecs. Yeah, I

11:39

don't know the legend is the balloon is the pops Oh,

11:44

it's the first he misspelled Pharaoh like three

11:46

weeks ago now this now that's Finetically

11:57

that out take I'm

12:01

always curious about the population

12:03

claims of ancient places

12:07

because I always almost put it in the same bucket

12:09

where it's like, and the Persians

12:11

met the Assyrians on the field

12:14

of battle with one million men.

12:17

It's like, is that kind of like

12:19

just their way of being like an

12:21

uncountable amount of men? Like scores

12:24

and scores. You couldn't possibly put a number on

12:26

it because there's no way they

12:29

were having battles with a million people

12:31

back then. There just weren't enough people. I

12:34

think especially back then it was hard to raise an army

12:37

because it was hard to have a professional army because everybody

12:39

was a peasant. I watched

12:41

the thing recently and it was –

12:44

there was that year when a volcano

12:46

erupted or something and then the global

12:49

climate, we went into like a mini

12:51

Ice Age for like three

12:53

or four years and there was famine in

12:55

Europe. And something about that

12:57

meant that the peasants – the

13:00

peasant class was getting paid or something like that

13:02

and it changed the way armies ended up being

13:05

conscripted in the future and allowed for professional armies to

13:07

be a thing. That was

13:09

interesting too. I think it was a volcanic eruption. It

13:11

wasn't that – when I

13:13

say it wasn't that long ago, I don't mean – I mean it wasn't

13:15

thousands of years ago. It was like the year 458 I think.

13:19

Yeah. It's like 1500 years ago.

13:22

Before my time. Yeah, a little before our time. We

13:25

don't know what else. What did you do for fun back then? I

13:28

guess you scalped children. They would

13:30

take a branch and they'd bend it in

13:32

twain and they would tie the ends together

13:34

and then you'd keep it rolling with another

13:37

stick as you chased after. Damn, so close

13:39

to the wheel. So close.

13:42

They had the wheel. Did they? Who

13:45

didn't figure that out? Who

13:47

are the groups who didn't figure out the wheel?

13:50

Yeah, who didn't figure the wheel out because the

13:52

Native Americans did the other wheel. Embarrassing. The big

13:54

kicker on that one is the fence. I

13:57

feel like the fence is fairly self-evident. If

14:00

you can build a wall, you can build a fence. These things

14:02

should be, what's the, I could

14:04

have invented the fence, but, uh, what

14:07

is the events for so that you don't have to

14:09

follow Buffalo across the planet? Yeah. Oh,

14:12

you, well, how do you feed them? Then

14:15

you move them from quadrant to quadrants. Like

14:17

we do. Yeah. Cal, do I need to

14:19

teach you how to raise cows? You just

14:21

have different pastures, but we only do that

14:23

because like one guy owns 50 and another

14:25

guy, if you look at how Ted Turner

14:27

raises Buffalo, I bet he don't do that.

14:29

He's got them on an open range. It

14:31

makes perfect sense that you can have like

14:33

nicer homes, permanent. You're referring to that's the

14:35

investigation perhaps where we're milking the Buffalo, making

14:37

Buffalo cheese. Not just that. Like, like the

14:40

reason that they lived in these shitty teepees

14:42

and couldn't like advance society is that it

14:44

had to be so mobile. Yeah.

14:46

I mean, they were stone age tribes. Like

14:49

they, well, that's not true because the, the

14:51

Eastern tribes didn't do any of that they

14:53

had agriculture and they stayed in one spot.

14:55

They had a settlement and they also didn't

14:57

have a fucking wheel. Good

15:00

goodness gracious. No mill. No,

15:03

no, I don't know how early you build a mill

15:05

in age of empire. It's like the second thing. I

15:08

was, I was watching that. I was, I was watching and

15:10

reading about this shit and then they were talking about sun

15:12

baked bread and I was like, God damn it. You

15:15

got the fire right there. Boy, you

15:17

got, you got, you got nothing to

15:19

do. There's no crops. You don't have

15:21

to get up early. They're spending all

15:23

their time frittered away on torture. Yeah.

15:27

It seems like killing. Hunting them down and

15:29

shooting them. This didn't work as well, nearly

15:32

as well as killing all the buffalo and

15:34

giving them smallpox, like, like that

15:36

did the trick that apparently

15:38

they were way more native

15:41

Americans than we even know that

15:43

just got destroyed by the smallpox.

15:45

And that's why the, the great

15:48

planes were, were swimming with buffalo.

15:50

That hadn't historically been the norm

15:52

that there were these gigantic herds that would

15:54

blot out the whole prairie. It was only

15:56

because of the white diseases that came in

15:58

and white disease. I get

16:00

that they didn't, they weren't inoculated to the

16:02

white diseases. The Chinese virus. I

16:05

get that they weren't inoculated to the white diseases, but

16:08

I also wonder why not, you

16:10

know, like we probably all been

16:12

exposed to COVID and it's been three years

16:15

ish, who knows? Yeah. Um, so

16:17

we're all like inoculated to some extent, maybe

16:19

vaccine, I don't know. But why

16:22

is it that the white diseases

16:24

that we brought over, I get out, was

16:26

extra rough the first time, but

16:29

four years in, we should have

16:31

survivors and a little inoculation and

16:33

get on our level. Well, it

16:35

gave the European strong immune systems

16:37

relatively is that the adoption

16:39

of like lives, keeping

16:42

livestock brings with

16:44

it a lot of disease. And so

16:46

over time you build up resilience to that

16:48

and you don't even know, like you're not

16:50

just in one lifetime though, is what's important.

16:52

We have many, many rational things where like

16:55

when, when the first Europeans were

16:57

exposed to smallpox, they were decimated, but

17:00

they're the ones who weren't were the hardy ones

17:02

who were able to survive it. And then maybe

17:05

they had a little bit of resistance. Those were

17:07

the ones who made children, right? Yeah. But these

17:09

Indians, this is the first time they're ever getting

17:11

hit with this stuff. And it's

17:13

just, they weren't dealing with the germs that naturally

17:15

come about when you like force all the livestock

17:18

to stay in close. And they also probably, what

17:20

I'm hearing is the white people are genetically superior.

17:23

We definitely were better with animals. Like we figured that

17:25

out. You

17:30

may even argue that the genetics is involved. That's

17:32

what I'm hearing. It could be. I mean, evolution.

17:34

I bet an average Dutch guy shows up in

17:36

the new world and he's like, he's like six

17:39

foot average dude where he's from.

17:42

And then he's like, Oh, this is

17:44

wonderful. Like just mauling a guy. It's like

17:46

killing on cinder. How long have you been

17:48

telling you to go explore the tallest man?

17:50

I don't know, but they're the tallest people

17:52

in the world. I think

17:55

you're right. But I think that Americans are

17:57

the tallest people in the world. I'm making this up like

17:59

50 years ago. Yeah, like you're

18:01

probably now maybe no, we're definitely not

18:03

now. No with all the the South

18:06

Americans they're dragging our average down. We've

18:09

had this discussion Well, they're

18:11

african the immigration. What do you think happened

18:13

to the scandinavians my friend? You might not

18:15

be watching fox news enough I

18:18

i've You're right. I'm not

18:20

watching any fox. I watched it today dude. I

18:22

saw destiny debate on fox news today Really?

18:25

I watched a lot of fun. I try to understand

18:27

all sides. I'm not not perfect, but

18:29

I try Fuck you up. You're a big

18:31

destiny dude. He was debating a guy named

18:33

will kane I think and uh, I

18:36

thought he won even though will kane was like

18:39

sort of being dirty, you know throwing in Loaded

18:43

questions and uh, you know like

18:46

assuming facts that weren't established

18:48

or you know, necessarily true But

18:50

uh destiny's just he'll fuck you up man.

18:52

He's very good at arguing his side and

18:55

he's knowledgeable He's encyclopedic about almost everything

18:57

the guy brought up um the twitter

18:59

files from matt tiyabi. You remember those

19:02

No, he's characterized So

19:04

a guy named matt tiyabi he's a journalist and he

19:08

I guess twitter released a bunch of information to

19:10

him and then he looked at it and summarized

19:12

it and put a report out there cool,

19:14

um And then the fox news guy in bad

19:16

faith characterized it as this mass censorship from the

19:19

left and destiny is like Intimately

19:21

familiar with it already and that happens a

19:23

lot. I watch a lot of destiny and

19:26

um, he's just Dude,

19:28

I don't care what you bring up

19:30

the history of israel the twitter files

19:32

the muhler report Uh anything

19:34

he's educated on it. Hey modern

19:36

policy. That's his jam. I saw

19:38

him go against um Candace

19:41

owens who's that? Oh my god. I saw that

19:43

on reddit. Yeah. Yeah, they were they were talking

19:45

about degrees. Um, She

19:47

had made some ridiculous assertion that someone with a

19:49

high school diploma is Has a

19:52

higher reading level than someone who has a liberal

19:54

arts degree or something and it was not even

19:56

that it was college She said that people graduating

19:58

college are less literate than high schools graduates

20:00

and it's what was this debate possibly about for

20:02

that to come up? We

20:05

I think we saw the same snippet on Reddit. It

20:08

was like, she was probably, you

20:10

know, like the debate probably just began with her talking

20:14

about how the current generation is shitty and because

20:16

they're getting degrees and things that don't matter. That

20:18

was probably some assertion she made. And he

20:21

immediately went to tearing it apart. You know,

20:23

Oh, and he's armed with facts and logic,

20:25

right? Like there were numbers, Taylor. Yeah. He's

20:27

like, one percent of all degrees granted are

20:29

from STEM. She

20:31

was using like an out of state tuition as

20:34

the average to what people are paying. She was

20:36

claiming most people exit with $100,000 in debt and

20:38

he knew that it was $29,400. Like he just

20:40

ripping the

20:44

fuck out of her because really she just had,

20:47

she only excels when

20:49

no one challenges her. She had

20:51

cherry picks numbers that were just not,

20:55

she was arguing in bad faith with

20:57

cherry picks numbers that you could perhaps

20:59

in the afterwards claim ignorance to

21:02

say to Oh, well, it

21:04

says it right there. Well, that's not

21:06

that's not what matters though. See, it's this and

21:08

that says it right there though. Yeah,

21:11

the right loves to pick on.

21:13

Okay, the right

21:15

loves to pick on dumb degrees, gender studies. I'll just

21:18

grab that one. And I agree with the right on

21:20

this. But they take

21:22

that and act like that is what everybody

21:24

is learning in college. Like the average person

21:26

is going to school to study gender studies.

21:28

And that is not fair. I think they're

21:30

upset about the cottage industry of DEI and

21:32

and the fact that you're seeing

21:35

the build up on the other end, or

21:37

at least that's what I'm when I see those degrees. That's

21:39

what I'm upset about, because I know

21:41

those degrees aren't useless degrees anymore. Because

21:43

because the people who got

21:45

the useless degrees 10 years ago and

21:48

was like, holy shit, I've got a useless degree, just

21:50

completely propagandized our whole society and

21:52

made themselves necessary. Well, I don't

21:54

need someone who's an expert in

21:57

men and women and men who

21:59

mass Menstrate tampons and pads

22:01

in your bathroom your dei score just

22:03

went down. Oh looks like blackrock's mad

22:05

at you But that man better hire

22:07

some fucking retard and pay him 250

22:09

grand a year to scold white

22:11

people when I worked in corporate America Dei

22:14

was really not a thing or

22:16

present But that's pretty

22:19

out of date now. That was like 18 years

22:21

ago or something. So that I don't pretend to

22:23

know what's current I do have a friend I

22:27

could tell you where he works, but it's a tech company and

22:30

they lead off meetings Announcing

22:32

their pronouns and I don't think everyone does that

22:34

I doubt Pepsi does that but it's

22:37

real and it's a big company that you would have heard

22:39

of and I'm like I

22:41

and he finds it very frustrating. Yeah,

22:43

I know people who work at some large tech companies as

22:45

well friends of mine and they Pair

22:48

it that same thing of like it's fucking

22:50

ridiculous. Like you have that personally when you

22:52

were working in corporate There

22:55

was a good deal of it usually

22:57

the larger the company the more

22:59

it was so like a regional

23:02

grocer isn't gonna have the

23:04

same dei that Target

23:07

does where like Target is going to have

23:09

a whole department of people paid a lot

23:11

of money whose whole job is to be

23:13

like the company picnic

23:15

is racist and white people

23:18

need to Listen and

23:20

stop talking and and

23:22

then everyone's just okay. I

23:24

don't want to lose my job I know that give

23:26

me that quote from the the fruitcake

23:29

black Doctor who

23:31

that they got now that I saw dancing

23:33

in a skirt last night. Well, who

23:35

do you say? He said something about

23:38

something about like white like mediocre white

23:40

people get twice the attention

23:42

that a black I want to find

23:44

it the complete something about white mediocrity

23:46

stuff Just you know just being

23:48

chill Yeah, that is open

23:50

the hating like that should be called out For

23:54

as racist I'm calling out right here. We're

23:56

calling it. Oh, yeah It

24:00

should be widely called out all the

24:02

time and not given a pass. Yeah,

24:04

it is given us everywhere Which

24:07

is frustrating to see everyone Everybody

24:12

should be cool like us Look

24:15

at us we all disagree on things that we can all come

24:17

together talking about how much better we are than the fucking Comanche

24:23

He said that I really liked it wasn't about the Comanche But

24:25

he and Wilkene both found common ground that

24:27

some cultures are just inherently much better How

24:30

do you want to go back to your

24:32

quote? I didn't mean to change I he

24:34

just said there's so much white mediocrity that

24:36

gets celebrated and black people We have to

24:38

be absolutely flawless to get half of that

24:40

anyway, and then he goes on and

24:42

on I don't really I didn't disconnect from reality

24:44

to say that yeah, and like they said it

24:47

and I kind of went In what

24:49

they said was some cultures are just inherently

24:51

superior to others And I'm like, you

24:53

know what? That's just fucking true.

24:55

There are some cultures where India

24:59

in India stealing and bribing is

25:01

part of the culture right if

25:03

you want to get a driver's

25:05

license, for example this

25:07

is the while is back when I worked at Cisco it

25:10

might have changed but it

25:12

the bureaucracy was

25:14

so horrible that

25:16

to do it without Bribing would take

25:18

like 30 hours much of it sitting

25:21

in line You might hire someone to

25:23

stand in line for you and then

25:25

take their spot when they say we're

25:27

slave front Yes, most of the

25:29

most people I work with had servants they grew up with

25:31

servants helping them because there's a little Income

25:33

disparity there that would make us blush That

25:37

services well and y'all put an end to

25:39

it But

25:44

you know Let's just acknowledge that like

25:46

a culture of bribing and stealing or

25:48

the Chinese culture Where winning matters and

25:50

the fact that you cheated to win

25:52

doesn't matter right? So they

25:54

cheat on their tests so Outrageously

25:57

that they don't necessarily learn and it is

25:59

It is impossible to compete without cheating on tests.

26:01

If everyone else around you cheats, then that is

26:04

how this works. And I would

26:06

argue that that's a culture that's not as good. So it's

26:08

like some cultures are inherently better than others. And the fact

26:10

that they were both like, yeah, that's just true. I'm like,

26:12

wow, I thought it was racist to

26:14

say that, but it's kind of just

26:16

on the mark. The art is like,

26:18

like Norwegian culture is better than our

26:21

modern culture. I

26:23

feel like I'm after to modern cultures that

26:25

we can make smooth, make less awful arguments

26:27

if we go to like parallel

26:31

ancient civilizations. Like

26:35

what was going on in Africa versus

26:37

Eastern Europe versus Western Europe versus

26:39

Japan in exactly the year 1500.

26:42

You know what I mean? I guess that's

26:44

geographical. That has nothing to do with culture

26:46

though. So I draw my statement. No,

26:50

the cultures tend to

26:52

be separate by the younger people.

26:54

Empires rise and fall, so you have fluxes.

26:56

So it's not fair. You know what I

26:58

mean? Like, like there was a time when

27:00

the Romans were, depending on when you took

27:02

Rome's temperature, you could get very different readings.

27:04

You know what I mean? And neither one

27:06

would be necessarily telling about their culture. It

27:09

would just be telling about the geography at

27:11

a period of time. So it's not relevant

27:13

to the argument. I heard

27:15

an Iranian woman talking about cultures

27:18

and she was like, you know, we act like we're

27:20

the best, but all

27:22

of our medicines are coming from

27:24

America and Israel and Western societies

27:26

like that. We're not advancing science.

27:28

We don't have a space program. We don't have this.

27:31

We don't have that. And she was just

27:33

like, you know what? Maybe our like theocracy

27:35

based culture does have room

27:37

for improvement. And it's like, you know what?

27:39

She's just fucking right. Yeah.

27:41

Boom. Yeah. Like

27:44

some people, it's unreal that it's controversial to say that some

27:46

cultures are clearly better. Like look at. I

27:49

have a little passage from the Bible. You will know a

27:51

tree by its fruits. Who created

27:53

more? Like so

27:55

crackly. Or you'll know the season, Taylor. Well,

27:59

no, you know whether or not. a tree is

28:01

productive and and generative by whether

28:03

or not it produces fruit with

28:05

the tree being cultures here. The arabic

28:07

culture had a cure for that um

28:10

listening that for um uh the

28:12

black plague they would lance the

28:14

boils and cure people

28:16

of it they were

28:18

way far ahead and oh they were

28:20

like inoculate a lance and inoculate the

28:22

next guy no they

28:24

would burn out the infection in your armpit

28:27

and somehow that worked but they

28:29

um but i know that they're way ahead

28:31

well i mean there's a reason our numbers

28:33

are arabic numerals there was a time where

28:35

their science and astronomy was was first class

28:37

in the world it's only when they turned

28:39

theocratic later on and maybe

28:41

the interpretations of certain holy books

28:44

were changed or became more

28:46

conservative and fundamentalized that you know

28:48

they they lost that but there

28:50

but it's kind of

28:52

like um how you see in shogun how

28:55

at least the japanese bathe like

28:57

the europeans haven't figured that one out

29:00

yet like we're still just filthy peasants

29:02

or even the royalty is changing maybe

29:04

twice yeah i mean yeah in the

29:06

show felt like there was some

29:08

downside to daily bathing do you remember what the line

29:10

was yeah you're like you want

29:12

me to cut get the flummox or something like that what

29:14

he meant was that you only get the flu or like

29:16

it's sick oh okay get

29:19

flummoxed or something like he used some old-timey

29:21

gibberish okay yeah

29:23

yeah so yeah i caught that too yeah

29:26

is that where that comes from that word i

29:29

wouldn't know he's um made up word

29:32

you're right they're all me the

29:37

finale came out uh last night right she

29:39

had a three behind that all right i'm

29:41

gonna watch it tonight i'm watching i haven't

29:43

seen the finale but i'm otherwise caught up

29:45

same i'm very excited i hope

29:47

it doesn't um let me down i've seen shows

29:49

before where like that final episode kind of kills

29:51

it and i don't mean game of thrones

29:54

because it was this whole downward pop line but with uh

29:56

with the outsiders on um are the outsider i

29:58

think it is on HBO with the Stephen

30:01

King it's about the monster that rapes boys

30:03

to death to make their families filled with

30:05

sorrow so he could feed upon that pain.

30:08

There's a lot of sexually abused children

30:10

Stephen King's work. He loves it! Because

30:12

he Stephen King had a good concept

30:14

and a bad ending. I don't believe

30:16

that. Stephen King books are like like

30:18

oh my god he did whatever that

30:21

show was in the forest with all

30:23

the really interesting quandaries early on. Like

30:25

how are why are we in this

30:27

uh or from this like repeating uh

30:29

time loop or whatever and it's like why

30:31

are they and then by the end nothing's

30:34

answered except with Stephen King it's

30:36

like setting up a vampire story and then out

30:38

of left field it's like oh there's a lot

30:40

of children being molested in this scene. You know

30:44

if I were an inquisitive person I'd maybe

30:46

wonder why you like writing about this. You

30:49

know why. Come on you know why

30:51

because it's the worst thing. It's the

30:53

worst thing. It's the worst thing and his

30:55

his whole thing is writing monsters and it's

30:58

have you read it? Of course

31:00

I've read it. I've read all of his bigger

31:03

novels. Tell me that didn't come out

31:05

of left field for no reason. I

31:07

don't know. I've read like maybe 10 something

31:09

like that. Stephen King hasn't read all his novels. That's

31:11

too much to ask. Yeah

31:13

he was like poked up right in Kujo in

31:15

the 80s just every three weeks a new book

31:17

out. I like I like Kuju. I

31:19

like Carrie. I like 1122 63 but I don't I like Kyle

31:25

Carrie's horror. It's uh tele-

31:28

no. No

31:30

um that's Christine

31:32

like a woman Christine. Yeah I haven't read

31:34

the car. Carrie is the one with the

31:36

girl is being abused left and right at

31:38

the end she snaps and kills everyone with

31:40

telekinetic powers. Oh okay.

31:44

Pretty good. We made it a few times. I

31:46

haven't seen that movie. I know it isn't. It's

31:48

good. It's good. It's really hard to watch because

31:51

it's just a girl being abused and picked on

31:53

continuously for the whole movie and then

31:55

she finally just snaps and kills everyone. It's fun to

31:57

watch everybody die I guess at the end. I

32:00

wish steven king had a pinch hitter for endings right

32:02

like I've written five

32:05

eights or whatever seven eights of a book Anyone

32:08

want to wrap this up for me? I

32:10

think a lot of them there's no way to wrap it up because he's there

32:13

is though Like like I was gonna

32:15

say kyle could do it I want you to

32:17

get that motherfucker by the like shirt And

32:19

and like you did this and you did that

32:21

and and like slowly beat him until his face

32:23

is gone That'll do that'll do or maybe take

32:26

the magic stone and shove it up his ass

32:28

or something Whatever you got to do, but we

32:30

don't beat him up Go

32:32

make him admit he was wrong. Go. Tell him all the things

32:34

he did Shine the light on

32:36

the evil let the townsfolk gather around and

32:38

let it be exposed to the world Let

32:40

there be a revolution at the end where

32:43

some goodness can be seen around the corner,

32:45

but he refuses Even in 11

32:47

22 63 the ending of that It

32:50

kind of has two endings one ending

32:53

for all the sci-fi jfk assassination shit

32:55

like that ends And then there's the

32:57

emotional ending because he also has this

32:59

love interest that he's lost from in

33:01

in in time As

33:03

it were and it's That

33:05

one ended well to me like I felt like that

33:07

ending. I think they they they're like slow dancing at

33:09

the end now I

33:12

my problem was that uh There

33:14

was a little bit like oh jfk died now we're

33:16

going to do an alternate history. Oh, yeah

33:19

The thunderstorms are horrible volcanoes and earthquakes

33:21

are a big problem And i'm like

33:23

because the president died or because the

33:25

president lived I should have said um

33:28

that That's just I I

33:30

get that timeline not following

33:33

its supposed correct path is why

33:35

we have earthquakes and volcanoes and

33:38

I don't know climate anomalies But

33:40

that's not the ending that I was looking for

33:43

I was looking for oh, you

33:45

know what actually It turned

33:47

out really well or really poorly this alternate history is

33:49

how it went down. Uh, you

33:52

know Jfk one and then maybe

33:54

the pendulum swung towards the republicans

33:56

and we didn't get you know,

33:58

carter or something else wasn't

34:00

going he wasn't going to continue Vietnam the

34:02

hope so I get you not liking

34:04

that but What is suggested

34:06

by that is really interesting because throughout

34:09

the the story He will go back

34:11

in time and change minor things and

34:13

he progressively ups that to make

34:15

sure that he can do this thing saving

34:17

JFK so first he like At

34:20

first someone was the meat they go

34:22

it's a portal to one period Back

34:25

in the 60s three or four years before

34:27

the president's killed. That's all this portal does

34:30

and so it exists under a hamburger restaurant

34:32

and so the owner has been going back

34:34

in time to when beef was like 10

34:37

cents a bushel And he's

34:40

been taking that old timey grass-fed beef

34:42

aren't selling it in the future and

34:44

it hit everybody's like prices never went

34:46

up They're the cheapest burgers and

34:48

the most delicious. It's got to be roadkill.

34:50

Everybody knows it's got to be roach no

34:52

way no burgers for a quarter, but

34:54

he does and So

34:56

we know we can do that and the world doesn't fall apart

34:58

then he goes back and he saves a life Then

35:01

he saves a family of water like

35:03

girl and then he and then and

35:05

then he's like I can do this

35:07

But when he when he changes JFK,

35:09

it's not just one man's life. It's

35:12

the whole world It's a global change

35:14

because now wars don't happen entire like

35:16

generations Live and die instead

35:18

like like 50,000 US servicemen.

35:20

Don't pay back the register as a foreign

35:22

lobby I

35:31

Was trying to do that that would just be bluebirds and

35:33

sunshine when he came back through the portal not a bad

35:35

what happened at all But

35:38

yes Goes

35:44

off the original path the

35:46

more like again volcanoes earthquakes, etc

35:49

Yeah, and I Doesn't

35:52

like that as a verification of the

35:54

timeline change. I want you

35:56

know more of a natural like what people do differently

35:59

Yeah, well Well, he had the point was

36:01

like you can't you can't do that.

36:03

You can't say you can't save you can't

36:05

change that much because things Because

36:08

magic well, no because it like it like breaks

36:10

reality It you know and and that kind of

36:12

made because magic is a lot of the end

36:14

of thing end of his books hmm

36:18

Mr. Mercedes is a good one if you want one

36:20

that's more grounded. I love mr. Mercedes and if you

36:22

can So it's

36:24

it's a straightforward detective situation.

36:27

It begins with Someone

36:29

we don't know who the Mercedes killer feeling

36:32

like a s-500 Mercedes this big souped-up

36:34

Mercedes and crashing through this line of

36:37

people waiting at a job fair and

36:40

the book begins with like You're

36:43

you're in the POV of the people in

36:45

the inline and so you get to know

36:47

them and like them and then they're crushed

36:49

and torn apart and mangled to death and You

36:52

follow the detective who failed to ever catch

36:54

the Mercedes killer this guy who killed a

36:56

dozen people outside the job Expo And

36:59

now he's retired and he's fat and he's

37:01

lazy and he's got his pistol sitting there

37:03

as he finishes his beer and he's thinking

37:05

about killing himself But the

37:07

real Mercedes killer is

37:09

annoyed that the old detective hasn't killed himself

37:12

yet And he and so he writes him

37:14

a taunting letter and it has

37:16

the opposite effect The detective's like

37:19

motherfucker. He's like what's his gun in

37:21

his holster starts working out starts eating

37:23

Right throws the beer away He starts

37:26

making but puts his tie on and

37:28

this old man goes to work to

37:30

catch this killer And the old

37:32

man is great and he has kind of

37:34

a Scooby Scooby-Doo gang that he forms around

37:36

himself as time goes on but the killer

37:39

is like like a

37:41

modern-day Psychokiller but it like

37:43

like like incestuous like damaged

37:46

personality with evil in his mind

37:48

So how did you consume the

37:50

story? Did you read it read

37:52

it audiobook it or movie it?

37:54

I read it with a paper book

37:56

in jail and then I watched the

37:58

I think Hulu Maybe did a

38:00

thing of it covering it. Um, I

38:03

didn't love that but I did love the book.

38:05

Um, although The books are good. I

38:07

think it's three books Um, i've

38:09

only read the first one I think now

38:11

come to think of it and it ends

38:13

on a really interesting cliffhanger because the reason

38:15

I bring it up is The

38:18

entire book is like I said just detective shit

38:20

like like you go to the killer and you're

38:22

like, oh my god He's gonna he's talking

38:24

about like maybe he could buy an eye. He's

38:26

thinking to himself. I could buy one of his

38:28

ice cream trucks And I could put

38:30

cyanide and all the ice cream I could I

38:33

could drive around the whole town and just get

38:35

like he thinks of Diabolical shit all the terrible

38:37

business plan. I'll never have any repeat customers And

38:41

he's racist he's like thinking the n-word in his head a

38:43

lot and he's thinking about and he's and he's thinking about

38:45

fucking His mother and he's thinking about just doing all kinds

38:47

of fucked up shit Um, but at

38:49

the end of it when again 100 grounded

38:53

nothing crazy in the last page

38:55

Maybe the last 30 words Some

38:59

magic shit happens Like

39:03

not necessarily magic but like Some

39:07

human superpower type shit happens like a

39:09

thing and you're like What the

39:11

fuck was that and i'm I don't I never went back

39:13

to book two because they let me out and I could

39:15

I could watch tv again I

39:19

got the remote back and I could

39:21

I could watch whatever I wanted Not just is

39:24

that the best thing getting your your tv? There's

39:26

probably food part of it a part of it

39:28

was honestly like like just being able to sit

39:30

alone Because you know hadn't been in a room

39:32

alone and and two months, you know That was

39:34

annoying if you just haven't heard silence

39:36

for two months Like nothing

39:38

approaching silence that makes sense that would

39:41

what about nighttime? Snores

39:43

and farts and just it's so

39:46

loud. It's You

39:48

know, it's loud. Did it echo like just talking in

39:50

the middle of the day? The size

39:53

of where you slipped and how many people were

39:55

in that? Yeah, um

40:01

It was sort of shaped like a long

40:04

barn. It's concrete blocks like

40:07

ice walls and like federal

40:09

government style. And the

40:11

roof was peaked, which helped with the, they had

40:13

one of those huge AC conduits

40:16

that like ran up there, like maybe

40:18

a three foot wide pipe was

40:20

running through pumping AC down to everybody.

40:24

And we're each in these open

40:26

air cells, no door, no roof.

40:28

And the walls that separate each cell come up

40:31

to like here on me or

40:33

something like that. Maybe somewhere in here, you

40:35

know, I could look right over. I could talk to

40:38

my neighbors, not everybody can. And

40:41

then there's a row against each

40:43

wall, you know, going the length of

40:45

that barn structure. And then there's

40:47

another row in the center that's, that's double.

40:50

So the row in the center, like there's cells

40:52

that face the left and the right that butt

40:54

against each other. And so

40:56

that creates these two lanes where there's guys

40:58

on the left and the right on each

41:00

side of the building. And on one end

41:02

of the building are doors that open up

41:04

to the outside of the rec area. And

41:06

on the other end, it's capped off by

41:08

this separate TV room, microwave room, ice

41:11

machine room and shit like that. And we can

41:13

leave that place anytime we want, but the outside

41:15

isn't, you know, the outside is just more of

41:17

those buildings. Yeah. Four more, three or

41:20

four more of those buildings. I know. I

41:22

had to walk outside anytime you wanted. Yeah.

41:25

Yeah. Except for, you

41:27

know, like at nighttime. And

41:29

I never really understood exactly when and maybe

41:31

we could go out at night. I

41:34

never really understood when

41:37

we were allowed to get up exactly

41:39

and go outside the doors. Like

41:42

it seemed like, because obviously there's a period of

41:44

time when you're either, you're up late and then

41:46

you're up early. Right. At

41:48

some point we, it changes. Right.

41:51

It's 4am nighttime or daytime. Yeah.

41:54

Yeah. But I know it like 5am.

41:56

You could definitely like just walk out the doors and fuck

41:58

around. There was really not

42:00

a lot of keeping an eye on us I mean they came

42:02

and did that fucking check every few hours like they come and

42:05

shine the flashlight in your face at night Literally

42:07

on your face You know and you're

42:09

sort of doing this sort of just sort of like

42:11

getting the getting what's going on. Did they

42:13

like? Did the

42:16

guards give the prisoners like kind

42:18

of human decency respect? Or

42:21

were you just cattle? No, um,

42:23

there was a good relationship. I thought with

42:25

all of the guards like they were sort

42:27

of I don't know. I would

42:29

equate it to like a tough Um

42:31

gym teacher Okay It

42:35

was like marcus. What are you doing? It was exactly

42:37

like that. Now that I think of it It

42:40

was like being in gym Um as

42:42

far as the guards were concerned because somebody'd

42:44

be sitting up on topic marcus What are you doing

42:46

upon that bunk? Come on get down And

42:48

that was the infractions that most of the time they

42:50

would deal with it. Say those words again What are

42:53

you doing on that bunk? Yeah, you know

42:55

if you're like sitting up on top of like

42:57

a shelf or something like that Okay I

43:00

would describe them like that. There was a little bit of

43:02

middle school rebellion They got this new

43:04

captain or something like boss man um

43:08

And like maybe my second month and

43:10

he was like he would come in

43:12

and yell at everybody and everybody'd line up He was

43:14

more like a football coach And

43:17

he'd be like who you're doesn't have a job and

43:20

it's like You

43:25

know as far as you know, not me you

43:27

know, it's time to work out outside just like No,

43:31

you're not moving he's got you held captive there

43:33

and he's like looking for people who don't have

43:35

jobs and he's giving them fucking shit Tier jobs.

43:37

He's like you're gonna be painting today marcus And

43:40

he just he's got him out there running buffers

43:42

and pressure washers and shit road marcus hard marcus

43:44

had it hard Yeah, quite. Well,

43:46

he shouldn't stand on the bunk marcus white

43:48

guy drew attention to himself What did you

43:50

not what I mean, I feel like i'd

43:52

want a job To pass the

43:54

time no, especially if it's painting

43:56

that could be kind of fun. It's painting. It

43:58

was the middle of It

44:01

was the end of a very baking summer

44:04

and there were days when it hit

44:06

100 triple digits for sure outside in

44:08

the baking Alabama sun. There was

44:10

not... None of it was... We don't have clouds

44:12

in Alabama. We want you to personalize your own

44:14

cell. You can put clouds in there. You

44:18

know, you could have painted the things you like. Yeah,

44:21

there were no clouds in Alabama as far as I

44:23

can tell. Just a big, extra

44:25

big sun. Just a giant sun that

44:28

bakes you all day. Big ol' glare bear up

44:30

there just looking down on you with a frowny

44:32

face all fuckin' day. It was hot. You probably

44:34

got a nice tan. No,

44:36

I didn't go out when there was sun. I worked

44:38

out and did my track shit like very

44:41

early in the a.m. Like snow would come and

44:43

wake me up and we'd go. The sun wouldn't

44:45

be up yet. No. It's

44:48

funny how like people in jail get

44:50

up so early. I guess it's like

44:52

you're laying in bed like what are you gonna

44:55

do, sleep in? Lights explode on. When

44:57

the lights come on, they're loud. And

45:00

it's like they're so bright. It's fluorescent lights

45:03

right above you. You know, big fangs of

45:05

them. That's

45:07

cruelty. Yeah, it

45:10

sucks. I worked under

45:13

fluorescent lights for a long time and

45:15

I went and go play video games instead. I hated it. I

45:18

had like four, probably like two and a

45:20

half years ago now. I like

45:22

went around my house. The

45:25

lights, light bulbs and everything were starting to die

45:27

from the previous owner. It

45:30

was like that soft light. I was

45:32

like I'm gonna put like that super

45:34

bright white LED light so I can

45:36

see better everywhere. And so like I

45:38

put all that in there and

45:40

like for like two years

45:43

I had that be probably two and a

45:45

half now. My jam and

45:47

everywhere. And like I

45:49

just literally earlier today, I

45:52

was like I am so

45:54

sick of this like clinical

45:56

public school DMV feeling. In

45:58

like my bathroom. in my kitchen,

46:00

in my living room, in my office. And so

46:02

I went to Walmart, had to

46:05

go twice, underestimated how many light bulbs are in the

46:07

house. And I

46:09

bought like just the standard like back to like soft

46:12

white light that's like in most homes and

46:14

like just a couple hours later I'm like,

46:17

oh, why, why didn't I just

46:19

have this the whole time? Like the

46:21

nice comfortable feeling instead of this, I

46:24

don't know, better word. I've taken

46:26

this same journey where it was like, you

46:28

know, I'm going to get the brightest, hottest

46:31

daylight, whatever. No, no, no. Yeah. I

46:33

want to live in a little bit of amber. It's better suggestion for

46:35

you. So I

46:38

got these bulbs that you can change with

46:40

your phone. And so they can

46:42

be any color you want and any brightness you want. So

46:45

sometimes in the bedroom, you want to turn on the

46:47

red lights, right? Damn those

46:49

bad boys down get scary. You

46:51

know, you should have told me this earlier this afternoon, because I'm about $100, 110

46:55

the light bulbs today. 110 you sweet

46:57

summer child. I just, I don't even know. 250

47:01

in my Game of Thrones room. We have

47:03

these chandeliers, each of them have like 18

47:05

bulbs or something. I actually did the master

47:07

bedroom too. It also had like a 12

47:10

bulb. You're the one ruining the environment. My

47:13

chandelier only needs five. And

47:15

then the OA one only needs four. I had

47:18

three of them. They combined. I

47:20

don't even have a like 50 or something. It's

47:22

going green. God damn it.

47:25

I felt like after a fucking retard, like I bought,

47:28

I was driving home from Walmart being like,

47:30

golly, 12 pack

47:32

of light bulbs is $24. That's so

47:34

much more than I thought. At least I'm

47:36

set on them for according to the box,

47:39

eight years. And then I get

47:41

home and immediately like, Oh, look at the

47:43

boxes. And I'm like, you don't have nearly

47:45

enough light. You need almost twice this many

47:47

light bulbs. Yeah. Yeah.

47:49

We went shopping online. We bought so many light bulbs

47:51

that like Amazon being 20% more

47:54

expensive or whatever it was. It was

47:56

worth it to go to, I don't even know champion

47:58

lighting or something. Expensive bulbs are

48:00

but they do last longer. Yeah, dude

48:03

our master bedroom when we bought the house

48:05

of the I'll say 12 bulbs Probably

48:08

eight worked and they were incandescent old

48:10

light bulbs And then it dropped to seven

48:12

and then six and we were like, you know I

48:15

think this is our preference then five then four and

48:17

for a while. There was one holdout

48:20

light bulb An

48:24

eight watt incandescent bulb lighting uh,

48:26

my bedroom's big like the ceilings

48:28

are 1820 feet

48:30

tall and and the it's just big you

48:32

could write you could write a bicycle in circles in

48:34

my master bedroom Let me and uh, oh go ahead

48:37

lit by a single eight watt incandescent bulb

48:39

like right before bed And we didn't hate

48:41

it. It was it but what I actually

48:43

like is a stupid amount of amber lighting

48:45

on a dimmer That's yeah, that's that's exactly

48:47

what I've because all my lights dim and

48:49

everything and so I that's what I bought

48:51

and it's so much Better the app. It's

48:54

more comfortable now. You've got it on the app. It's

48:56

so fucking convenient I'll get up if you ever go

48:58

up there your bedroom or whatever and you're like I

49:01

turn off the who fucking cares boop and

49:03

like The whole house will go dark or

49:05

you can create modes, you know You can do in a way

49:07

mode where like your lights will do that home alone

49:09

shit, you know When you see a little little activity

49:11

during the day or during night I'm wasting a ton

49:13

of electricity right now enjoying my new ball There's no

49:16

one in my sunroom nor will there be all night

49:18

But the fan and the lights are on and that

49:20

because it just I like the app I do like

49:22

I get clever with so like I was like, you

49:24

know what every day at 2 a.m All the lights

49:26

turn off right? And

49:28

then that means that I don't have to go

49:31

dad mode and like fuss at somebody for leaving

49:33

the lights on in an unused room Yeah,

49:36

it was expensive. Um, I don't remember

49:39

what each bulb called was it phillips? I

49:42

ordered them off amazon and

49:44

i've got them in i've got maybe a

49:47

dozen of them or something like that because they're

49:49

in like the lamps and

49:51

um, that's Mostly

49:54

lamps and some like are they called sconces? I don't

49:56

know that that wall. I've got some wall lighting. Um

50:00

I've got some wall lighting on sconces or whatever it's

50:02

on those like like and so basically I can

50:04

kind of change the mood and Every

50:06

room that I go into dude. I fell

50:08

off the ladder lighting things fun Go and

50:10

go off the green like I started to

50:12

fall off a lot So like you walk

50:15

into my foyer today, and I was like

50:17

on this This ladder that

50:19

I'm out. Yeah, you know what for you

50:21

means and in what language French

50:23

obviously yeah Entryway,

50:26

I would get a room with a fire It's

50:29

it's ah I Did

50:32

not know that now I did

50:34

that's trivia. I can be like hey idiot Marmy

50:39

than Kyle, but I Like

50:41

when you first walk into my house like

50:43

obviously the very high ceilings in the

50:45

the foyer And so I

50:48

had to get a ladder and I didn't

50:50

want to go get you know those little

50:52

giant ladders But like you can fold

50:54

it's like a type of lights It

50:56

was way too you can use these it's a birthday

50:59

the little giant. Yeah, it's called a little giant ladder

51:01

And it can be folded it can be like 25

51:03

feet tall like It

51:07

has the orange clipper things to lock it in

51:09

and I did not want to go to my

51:11

basement and retrieve that and move it and so

51:14

I Went to my garage and got a like

51:16

smaller one. That's Shit

51:18

less space yeah way

51:20

so much less safe They

51:23

must have greased the bottom of this I Like

51:26

I got it, and I put it up

51:29

there, and it has that top part That's

51:31

like this is not for standing on and

51:33

I'm like don't tell me what to do

51:36

Do what they like up there? Unscrewing

51:38

these three things and like I had

51:40

like a stutter step moment where I

51:43

get shifted not like laughing

51:45

to myself I go It

51:48

shifted again, and like I'm I'm like

51:51

Instinct is like almost a grab onto the chandelier

51:53

And I'm not gonna do that rip it from

51:55

my ceiling cause a huge expensive problem and so

51:57

like I leapt on

52:00

I knew I was going to fall and so I

52:02

like leapt off of it and like almost Slid

52:04

the ladder with my feet so I could

52:06

land like upright and not actually take a

52:09

tumble But it was like the loudest noise

52:11

I've ever heard on the hardwood like above

52:13

I haven't gone to my basement since that

52:15

I met something could have been shaking loose

52:17

or broken But it's been laying there for

52:19

hours I could have been that would have

52:21

been so humiliating if that would have happened

52:23

to me Kyle You would have had to

52:25

come over and pull my pants down down

52:27

And then time we do a fucking doorknob

52:30

You're not even saying you're a cripple You're

52:32

not even saying you're a cripple You're not

52:35

even saying you're a cripple I think I'm really

52:37

emotionally okay You didn't even beat me over that

52:40

Yes I fell off a ladder earlier that wasn't fun

52:42

But yeah I got on that same ladder right afterward

52:44

and changed down my two-seat on How high did you

52:46

fall from the top like that? From the top I

52:48

was probably standing about six feet Ooh,

52:51

that was big? Yeah, yeah I

52:53

just like fell like I landed on my feet because

52:55

I jumped I took the initiative

52:57

to jump off when I felt like

53:00

I was falling It's important to know when to bail

53:02

on a motorcycle too Yeah, I've been there Oh I

53:04

watched a motorcycle thing last night where the guy burnt

53:06

his ass off Did you see it? Oh

53:08

yeah I did Oh my god I've seen

53:10

a couple of those Dude,

53:13

look You'll never catch me riding in

53:15

regular clothes I've never popped the real

53:17

wheelie but I can get the I can

53:19

get the fucking front off the ground a little bit If

53:22

I was up here The last thing I'm reaching

53:24

for is more gas What

53:27

is he doing? He's all the way

53:29

up and he gets another handful of

53:31

fucking accelerator and his ass hits Imagine

53:33

you're riding the bike and it goes too far

53:35

back into the wheelie until your actual

53:38

ass, the seat of your pants is on

53:40

asphalt and then you ride for That happens

53:43

That's what happens But

53:47

luckily he had a bro there that was a

53:50

good bro because he piggybacked him And

53:53

so this guy's piggybacked onto another man And

53:56

his pants have burnt off and up so

53:58

much of his ass have as well. They

54:00

are bloody red, like ruined

54:02

road rash, ass cheeks. His ass ain't never

54:05

going to look right. Oh,

54:08

you should have won the first glance. I'm trying to,

54:10

I feel like I've been in that situation and when

54:12

you're falling back, giving

54:15

it more gas is like part of holding onto the

54:17

handlebars. You can find yourself in a position where it's

54:19

hard to roll down a little bit, although it seemed

54:21

like it would be easier if you lean forward. I

54:23

don't know. But yeah, he fucked up.

54:25

I fucked up before too, but I mostly practice

54:27

big wheelies on the grass on a

54:30

little bite. And on the appropriate bite too. He was on,

54:32

I don't know, I use my wife or some shit. Yeah.

54:35

This guy was on an R six or something like, like

54:37

he was boogying down the fucking highway. It,

54:40

I hate seeing those and you know, I

54:42

just flicked through Reddit and I see

54:45

a bad motorcycle crash every day. Did

54:47

you see the one in an intersection

54:49

where it was well filmed from the

54:51

person following him? Well,

54:55

it went down like this. There's an intersection and

54:57

there was a road construction sign,

55:00

which probably was involved in

55:02

the driver who was going

55:04

there, like 90 degree angles, the driver not being

55:06

able to see the motorcyclist in addition to the

55:08

fact that motorcyclists are just kind of invisible. You're

55:11

looking for a car. You don't see a bike.

55:14

Anyway, the motorcyclist was

55:16

plowing through, even

55:18

though a car, if you see the side of a car, you should

55:20

be on high alert side of a car is danger, right? He's going

55:23

to pull in front of you possibly. And

55:25

this guy, I get that it

55:27

was the car's fault, but I was very upset for

55:29

the motorcyclist for not being defensive like he should have

55:31

been. And he

55:33

smashed right into the side of the car

55:35

and flipped over the hood. And they're like,

55:37

it worked out really well. He, he tore

55:40

two ligaments in his knee and broke his

55:42

wrist. And I'm like, well, on

55:44

the spectrum of things, that's not as

55:46

bad as it could have been, but that's not really well. When

55:49

people drive and I've driven like

55:51

this for where I've thought, dude, if

55:53

you want to make that mistake, do it. I don't care what

55:55

happens right now. I'm in a fucking you haul. Like, like you

55:57

want to pull out in front of me? Do it. Go ahead.

56:00

Oh, take my lane. Come on. Rub against me.

56:02

It's a fucking you. Yeah, because

56:04

you know, you're in the right And if they want

56:06

to be wrong and fuck their shit up like let's

56:08

do it I'm not afraid to do that Maybe

56:11

you even get into that in the hallway or

56:13

on a fucking seat chair and an armrest, you

56:15

know You just kind of put your foot down.

56:17

I feel like sometimes motorcyclists do that. They're like,

56:19

I'm doing the right thing He better see me

56:21

coming around him loud and it's like bro If

56:24

he does the wrong wrong thing there,

56:26

it'll tear you in half. They'll be two

56:28

pieces of you No, okay This

56:33

guy yeah, look he's like spider-man

56:35

got into a motorbike Hell

56:39

that happened in Eastern Europe he's spider-man on

56:41

top of that fucking car dude, that was cool as

56:44

shit Really

56:46

in the car. I

56:48

was at my grandparents this weekend eating

56:50

and having

56:52

a good time with them my brothers and everything and So,

56:56

of course I watched some bull riding because

56:58

that's what my grandpa watches all the time.

57:00

Yeah, the small

57:03

amount of money They

57:05

make even for winning combined with

57:07

like the ghastly falls they

57:09

take you know There's a belt buckle

57:12

involved to and girls Yeah there's a

57:14

lot of girls a lot of belt

57:16

buckles and The the announcers

57:18

are pretty funny because like it doesn't

57:20

even seem like they always

57:22

have their audio worked out and Like

57:25

make jokes that like you couldn't make if you

57:27

were like doing an NBA or NHL game They'll

57:29

just just have fun with it and they know

57:31

their audience but like they fall not like Like

57:34

directly on your head in the way that

57:36

like a warning on the side of a

57:38

shallow pool Like that drawing does where it's

57:41

like you'll watch and they're like you're

57:43

like Then he just

57:45

gets up and the announcers like well That's

57:47

an embarrassing one from old Johnny rocket there.

57:50

Everybody saw it and everyone's not gonna forget

57:52

that anytime soon I I

57:54

saw why they don't make a ton of money But

57:56

I wonder if there's sponsorship money that comes

57:58

in because I that Caitlin Golden Clark girl

58:00

the you know like the super hot I

58:02

don't mean attractive I mean like the the

58:05

big prospect who's just coming out going into

58:07

the WNBA She's

58:09

got a record contract in the WNBA. You know what she

58:11

makes the year Taylor I think I saw it

58:13

was like 75,000 or $76,000 a year and everybody's like what was with me? What

58:18

was me Nike comes in eight point two

58:20

five million five years? You

58:23

know I mean so like I could imagine

58:25

and like rightfully so Because

58:27

she's gonna sell some here. Oh, yeah,

58:29

she's more than earned it frankly She should probably get more

58:31

if we're being real cuz I hear I've

58:34

read that that

58:36

team that she's going to have sold out

58:38

their arenas and The

58:40

rogue games are changing venues to

58:42

accommodate and that and that her

58:45

gear is selling well wonder how

58:47

many games they play I don't

58:49

know how many games they play. I also saw

58:51

that chick naked in the shower last night on

58:53

the internet What yeah

59:01

Team is doing their work. I'm gonna tell you

59:03

you gotta you gotta dig deep out there on

59:05

the interwebs. Was she hot? She's probably pretty fit,

59:07

right? She's you

59:10

know, she's a regular woman right regular regular

59:12

lady, you know, she's tall lady with a

59:14

bush You know

59:17

getting surprised in the shower, so it's definitely

59:19

like didn't consent to the video So that's

59:21

not cool. But I think they're out there

59:23

trying to delete that from the internet. I

59:25

saw several Reddit's

59:28

sub reddits get deleted like nuked right

59:30

away because they started fucking about with

59:32

that shit Well, the name of the

59:35

subreddit would be like WNBA thoughts, you

59:37

know, it's not like me It's not like our pics

59:40

got taken down They

59:42

shouldn't be posting her fucking private shit. Yeah,

59:44

definitely not I

59:46

saw but on Twitter

59:49

at the eight odds were playing basketball right now

59:51

I'm just I searched her name just to scroll

59:53

down and so I guess they're

59:55

doing a pretty solid job. Yeah. Yeah But

59:58

uh, but yeah, like I said, I wonder those bull

1:00:00

riding guys have money like does

1:00:02

Wrangler come through Wrangler it may

1:00:04

have been an actual sponsor like that's funny

1:00:07

you say them and then I know that's

1:00:09

pro was huge Stetson you have

1:00:11

hats boot you know the whole the

1:00:15

whole nine yards right like I'm

1:00:18

sure like like probably whoever's

1:00:20

making that denim and whoever's making his hats and

1:00:22

boots and then there's probably I guess maybe some

1:00:25

people care what kind of saddle you're riding is

1:00:27

that a thing nah nah that's bullshit how many

1:00:29

saddles do you know don't do that at all

1:00:31

I know it's not your

1:00:33

cup the six who's got robbed

1:00:36

last night I watched the whole

1:00:38

game yeah so they lost

1:00:40

game one and they lost it it was

1:00:42

unfortunate but they didn't

1:00:45

get enough rebounds and you know sometimes you're not the better

1:00:47

team it's on the road whatever game two

1:00:49

comes along and as Taylor knows like you win game

1:00:51

two away and now you've stolen home

1:00:53

court advantage it's really your series to win it's

1:00:55

a big big deal and

1:00:59

our second best players like riddled with

1:01:01

the flu he's getting chills he's having

1:01:03

a hard time walking but he goes

1:01:05

out there like a goddamn hero and

1:01:07

just decides to not

1:01:09

be sick and he's having a great game

1:01:12

and our best player also very injured

1:01:14

and his struggles but he's out there

1:01:16

putting it everyone's just trying hard come

1:01:18

to the very end of the game

1:01:20

we're up by like three or five

1:01:22

or something and bottom

1:01:24

line there was some bad calls

1:01:27

and not just like a little

1:01:29

bit bad this is like rocking

1:01:31

the NBA right now controversy sports

1:01:33

betting level bad the coach is

1:01:35

there very clearly calling timeout and

1:01:38

the ref is looking at him and

1:01:41

ignores it but and it's in it's

1:01:43

in photos and everything and that's

1:01:46

a standard thing that you get the ref's attention

1:01:48

and football as well we're like hey I'm gonna

1:01:50

call timeout I first fucking fraction of a second

1:01:52

so look at me and let's and that's the

1:01:54

coordinated thing that happened and he regularly didn't court

1:01:56

but there's more like it so we were having

1:01:58

we have an inbound the ball And

1:02:01

their player grabs our player

1:02:03

by the jersey and then by the

1:02:05

waist and throws him to the ground.

1:02:08

And now we're on the

1:02:10

ground and we're having when you're laying on

1:02:12

your side, it's hard to pass. And our

1:02:15

ref is again calling for time out, ignored,

1:02:17

no fouls on the play. We

1:02:19

turn the ball over and they nail a three and take

1:02:21

the lead and beat us. And it

1:02:24

is like, so the NBA reviewed it and

1:02:26

they're like, yeah, that was a mistake and

1:02:28

no call. That was a mistake and no

1:02:30

call. That was like it, it is

1:02:32

not a like close call where

1:02:35

I'm just being a salty fan.

1:02:37

No, they're very great of either

1:02:40

extreme incompetence or foul

1:02:43

play. Little nonsense. I'm watching the clip right

1:02:45

now. Everyone in the entire stadium

1:02:48

can see him calling. It's going to come out.

1:02:50

It's going to come out. The only so

1:02:53

I think that it's definitely they

1:02:57

put pressure on the refs. And maybe

1:02:59

some other maybe even

1:03:01

coaches to create a

1:03:03

narrative to write a fucking

1:03:05

WWE storyline for that sport.

1:03:08

And I just I've

1:03:10

seen too much evidence of it and I don't know anything about the

1:03:12

game because I don't watch it. But I always

1:03:14

see instances like this played out and I

1:03:17

can you know, I can watch a video and

1:03:19

be like, yeah, what the fuck? Like

1:03:21

it it hurt my soul.

1:03:23

Like I was really invested, you know, I

1:03:26

at the same time. I had like ESPN's box

1:03:28

score up and they do this thing. I

1:03:31

don't know how they calculate it, but there's like, oh,

1:03:33

there's an 81% chance your team is going to win.

1:03:35

And there's only 40 seconds left. Like it was meaningful

1:03:38

and and we

1:03:40

lost and we lost in the worst possible. Now

1:03:43

they had to hit a very difficult three-pointer

1:03:45

like I don't want to take that away from

1:03:47

them, but they took

1:03:49

the ball away from us by

1:03:51

mugging our player. Yeah, that's great.

1:03:54

They asked LeBron James also feels

1:03:56

like his team has been

1:03:58

getting bad officiating and he's like What

1:04:00

are we doing and I just saw the Sixers?

1:04:02

Oh my god, you know, like those guys

1:04:04

really got mugged And you

1:04:06

know, he has no connection to us.

1:04:08

You gotta watch your caroline hurricanes. They

1:04:11

were yeah Yeah, they were doing great. We win one

1:04:13

or two so far. I looked into it recently, right?

1:04:17

They were up on when I looked yeah Yeah,

1:04:19

yeah the hurricanes one. I wish we'd Lana would get a

1:04:21

team and I would get involved with you. That

1:04:23

would be fun They should crash another one Yeah,

1:04:26

they had the thrashers twice, but they didn't support

1:04:28

them at all And they at the

1:04:30

time those expansion rules was basically like all

1:04:32

right You can have Ilya Kovalchuk and

1:04:34

a bunch of nonsense won't work. It won't work

1:04:37

So here's what you have to do. They just moved

1:04:39

out of phoenix now They're going to utah need a

1:04:41

black guy You need a black star if you're gonna

1:04:43

like have a hockey team there. There aren't a lot

1:04:46

Yeah, they're actually a literal

1:04:49

there there is not one right now

1:04:51

There is that's the only way black star

1:04:54

i've got the flames dude iglion. Oh,

1:04:56

uh, giro mcginla Even if it was just

1:04:58

a um, just a new orser like we

1:05:00

had a black enforcer in atlanta back That

1:05:04

might be possible like like that would

1:05:06

absolutely work and They got a strike now

1:05:08

because ryan reeves is not long for the

1:05:10

league I can't be the only one who's

1:05:12

ever thought of this formula because it would

1:05:15

work if you did that But but atlanta

1:05:17

is a majority african-american city like most people

1:05:19

here are black And

1:05:21

that's not true in most cities that you

1:05:23

think of as african-american cities. It's

1:05:25

not true in many places It's a

1:05:27

lot of black people here So

1:05:31

they and they just don't like hockey. I

1:05:33

aspire to be as colorblind. No, no, you

1:05:35

don't know one truly is but uh when

1:05:37

I went to the atlanta aquarium It

1:05:41

was I mean it

1:05:43

felt 75 black like uh, uh, And

1:05:47

it just caught my heart. Seven are being a minority

1:05:50

But like at the aquarium this is oh

1:05:52

with the aquarium I'm saying some racist shit, but like this

1:05:54

is an expensive day and I feel like looking at fish

1:05:56

as a white person thing but

1:05:58

nope Not

1:06:00

like fishes do they do clearly

1:06:02

everybody likes fish Yeah,

1:06:05

the Carolina Hurricanes were down one

1:06:08

and I saw like Islander fans prematurely celebrating

1:06:10

last night Because they were like no one

1:06:12

expects the Islanders to play with the the

1:06:14

Hurricanes or at least non Islanders

1:06:16

fans don't and then the Hurricanes scored

1:06:19

two goals in nine seconds and Won

1:06:22

the game which is that's why you taking

1:06:24

a team more alliance Uh

1:06:28

Yeah, probably well also they want to keep it

1:06:30

in the same region So they're going away from

1:06:32

Arizona and bouncing it up to Utah because there's

1:06:34

already so many East Coast teams Clustered

1:06:37

in there that they probably want to like maintain

1:06:39

a position there, but like what are

1:06:41

they never? Why is Arizona

1:06:43

never good? Do they have a low payroll? No, and

1:06:46

NHL has a hard cap payroll So

1:06:49

you can't exceed it that you can't like

1:06:51

go over it and pay a penalty. Do they all hit

1:06:53

it? Sometimes they

1:06:56

would not hit it and then like their

1:06:58

ownership wouldn't support it There

1:07:00

wasn't just that they were never good enough to

1:07:02

draw interest They had a similar problem to the

1:07:04

Thrashers except that they kept you know

1:07:06

Gary Bettman the commissioner kept being like no We're

1:07:08

gonna leave hockey in Arizona. It's doing great Like

1:07:12

look Austin Matthews one of the best players in the

1:07:14

NHL He grew up in Arizona and was a coyotes

1:07:16

fan. It's like well, yeah, and then that is literally

1:07:18

one guy I Don't

1:07:20

think it's good. They pull family roots

1:07:23

for him, but it'll it'll be better

1:07:25

in Utah because they just have more

1:07:27

people to support it It's

1:07:29

cold Yeah,

1:07:31

yeah, they're they're close to Colorado. They can

1:07:33

have a little rivalry there Maybe it won't

1:07:35

be a real rivalry because Colorado is gonna

1:07:37

fuck them up. No to imagine Well,

1:07:39

I don't have to imagine it's the same team

1:07:41

as Arizona coyotes. They suck Oh, you must be

1:07:44

really happy that you know The vote came through

1:07:46

and we got all that funding for Ukraine and

1:07:48

Israel and Taiwan. Oh, yeah Dude,

1:07:51

Republicans are such bitches They're like we're not

1:07:53

gonna vote for anything unless there's border control

1:07:55

and the Democrats are like there's money for

1:07:57

Israel And the Republicans are

1:07:59

like oh So, so, so, so, so, so, so,

1:08:01

well, I think they were actually, they split it

1:08:03

into three and they voted for all of them

1:08:05

individually. And, um, I,

1:08:08

I look at it through a different lens and I could be wrong,

1:08:10

but Jeff Jackson, he's a

1:08:12

house of rep guy in North Carolina, and

1:08:14

I bet you've seen him because he does

1:08:17

these really well-spoken TikTok videos where he lays

1:08:19

out what's happening and

1:08:21

he praised Mike Johnson. And

1:08:23

then they're in different teams, whatever, but he's like, this

1:08:26

is bad for Mike Johnson's

1:08:28

career, but he felt like his

1:08:30

conscience required him to put this forward, even though

1:08:32

it's bad for him personally, he felt like it

1:08:34

was the right thing to do. And

1:08:37

in politics, that's rare. And

1:08:39

I was like, okay. Looking at it

1:08:41

through the conscience. I bet it's his largest

1:08:43

donor. This is the guy whose son keeps

1:08:45

an eye on his master, master

1:08:48

britary habits. You realize that, right? I, this

1:08:50

guy is a true believer. Him

1:08:52

and his son have some sort of chastity

1:08:54

app where like they make sure neither one

1:08:56

watches porn. And like they stay pure. Like

1:08:58

this, this guy is a real deal, true

1:09:00

believer. Whatever he wants to do with his

1:09:03

son, you know, in the act

1:09:06

between him and his little, I just, that's, it's so ridiculous.

1:09:12

Another $900 billion, 95 billion. Um,

1:09:16

what a joke. I don't know why you're

1:09:18

so upset with these, with these job programs.

1:09:21

The majority of that money stays here goes

1:09:23

to American companies in America. I often hear

1:09:25

about the majority where it's risky. It doesn't,

1:09:28

but like, no, I don't, what's

1:09:30

a lot because the majority of the

1:09:32

money more than you'll be blown away

1:09:34

to know this, that it could all

1:09:36

be spent here or we could not

1:09:38

print more money. So

1:09:41

what happens to hell that's a Raytheon those poor

1:09:43

bastards at Raytheon. How's that to Israel? There's just

1:09:45

barely scratch. So when we ship like tanks and

1:09:48

Humvees and stuff over there, we're not making them

1:09:50

and giving them the new stuff. We're giving them

1:09:52

the stuff that was going to be expired out.

1:09:55

And the Ukrainians are more than happy to have

1:09:57

like 15 year old American tanks. It's better than

1:09:59

nothing. And then America, instead

1:10:01

of those tanks going to – I'll make it

1:10:04

armored vehicles. Instead of them going to some stupid

1:10:06

police force that doesn't need armored vehicles, it goes

1:10:08

to Ukraine, and then the army gets a fresh

1:10:10

one. I kind of like it. The

1:10:12

artillery shells – that's the interesting thing because the

1:10:14

artillery shells – We pay for that. We just paid for

1:10:17

that with our taxes. I know. It's happening

1:10:19

right now, and it's great. We pay for it

1:10:21

in the grocery store with how much inflation has been

1:10:23

caused by – I think in Scranton, Pennsylvania, I remember

1:10:25

because of the office, there's a factory there full of

1:10:27

people like us who are working the job

1:10:30

because of this. You consider

1:10:32

yourself working a job? I

1:10:34

consider myself an American human. Okay,

1:10:37

yeah, yeah. I agree. Those

1:10:41

factories are working overtime, and those are

1:10:44

just blue collar, like go in and

1:10:46

clock out, making artillery shells – the

1:10:49

tubes anyway. I don't deal with the explosive part, but

1:10:51

I kind of like that. That

1:10:54

doesn't bother me that we're sending

1:10:56

artillery shells to shoot at Russians. I

1:10:59

mean, I can kind of get on board. If

1:11:01

there was a box to check, I've always said

1:11:03

I wish that you could – it was selective

1:11:05

taxation. We're like, okay, you can

1:11:07

have that much of my money. That's fair. I

1:11:09

can vote and legislate, but you pick that

1:11:11

number. That's how much of my shit you get. Here's

1:11:14

where I allow it to go. It

1:11:17

can go to this place. It can send my money here.

1:11:19

It can send my money. I put a big circle around

1:11:21

artillery shells for Ukraine. That's where I left my

1:11:23

money to go. I mean, for you, that's where you'd want it

1:11:25

to go. And I saw

1:11:27

in polls, like this is not popular with American

1:11:30

voters, but what's popular with American

1:11:32

voters doesn't seem to fucking matter ever. We're

1:11:35

going to vote in favor to send our money

1:11:37

to foreign countries and protect their interests before ours.

1:11:40

We built a border wall for Israel. We

1:11:42

built them a border wall. We can – They

1:11:44

needed it. It's a

1:11:46

fucking joke. Walls only work

1:11:49

there. Taylor's anti-border wall noted.

1:11:52

I'm anti-paying for Israel. No, no, no, no.

1:11:54

You've been heard. Don't say no more. I

1:11:56

would love to take all that money and

1:11:58

do literally anything else. if America

1:12:01

and the world would be a better place if

1:12:03

the system college is suggested was implemented where you're

1:12:05

like, you know what? Zero of

1:12:07

my money goes to Israel. Zero of my

1:12:09

money goes to, uh, I don't know

1:12:12

something else I don't like. And, but I

1:12:14

will check the Ukraine box and I will

1:12:16

check the, I dunno, police department box. They

1:12:19

probably can't do that because people wouldn't be, nobody

1:12:21

pay for education. It doesn't work like, like they,

1:12:24

I think education is pretty popular. Not

1:12:26

once your money, not when it's not, it's

1:12:29

probably among people who have children. You want

1:12:31

all those people who don't have children to

1:12:33

not circle that box, because without them, you

1:12:35

can't, you can't educate. We already can't educate

1:12:37

the children. I hear you, but

1:12:39

in my area, whenever they put like school bonds

1:12:41

on the thing, they pass like every gosh darn

1:12:44

time on

1:12:47

the, you know, there's like questions, you know, answer

1:12:49

yes to one A, you see it in the,

1:12:51

what do you like kids to have met more,

1:12:53

more, more smarter? That

1:12:56

grammar. I don't know. Yeah. And

1:12:58

I tend to vote. And I like it. It's

1:13:01

even more self serving than you might guess if you're

1:13:03

a homeowner. Because I'd rather send my money to Ukraine

1:13:05

than to a teacher or to a child to help

1:13:08

them learn. Taylor doesn't have any

1:13:10

kids, but if his school systems are better, his

1:13:12

home owner is a, the value of his house

1:13:14

goes up. Yeah. Like

1:13:16

I'm much more okay with funding schools

1:13:18

than I am with funding a losing

1:13:20

effort in Ukraine. What about Palestinian school?

1:13:23

Effort. You guys ever

1:13:25

heard about rally gap. Come on baby. Turn

1:13:28

that thing around. We could do this. We're coming

1:13:30

back. Ukraine's having a hard time. We're getting over

1:13:32

new stuff next week. We're over. We're getting some

1:13:34

new stuff. The Ukrainian don't want to fight. That's

1:13:36

why they have to hold them at gunpoint and

1:13:38

move 55 lines. It's over. The

1:13:42

first of all, they lowered the subscription age

1:13:44

down to 25 now from 28 or 27 or whatever

1:13:48

it was. Now we're taking the 25 year olds

1:13:50

too. That's going to be fresh blood for the

1:13:52

effort and they're getting the attack

1:13:55

on their missiles next week. They're getting the

1:13:57

long range attack. I'm's artillery missile thingies. That's

1:13:59

going to be. Good for business at some

1:14:01

point they're getting more Patriots from the Germans.

1:14:04

It's good Taylor. It's over You're

1:14:07

such a nervous Nelly over there. I don't know how you City

1:14:11

that they're on the Do

1:14:13

you follow it closely? I don't see you wave

1:14:16

that flag. We're gonna have a problem. Yeah,

1:14:18

get you Ukrainian flag I'm

1:14:21

not a two-color flag guy unless they

1:14:23

have an animal on it like Albania

1:14:26

Flag yeah, just like flag.

1:14:29

I don't like detailed flags Like

1:14:32

I like like you think great either if we're ripped on flights Russia

1:14:35

France's flag remixed. That's what I'm saying. I don't like

1:14:39

Flag kind of oh, so I think

1:14:42

hard meet I like simple flags Hammering

1:14:45

tickles in Japan's flag is pretty good

1:14:47

I think I'm biased in liking

1:14:49

America's flag if it wasn't America's I'd call it

1:14:51

too detailed you see that picture of Trump

1:14:54

miss coloring the American flag My

1:14:57

what like green no, you know how

1:14:59

I don't even know what it starts with it's

1:15:01

like red white blue red It's

1:15:04

how it goes red white blue red red blue. I

1:15:06

just read white red, right red, right? Am I crazy?

1:15:09

and Did

1:15:14

is he did red and then I skipped two

1:15:16

sides are white and did read again I think

1:15:18

and Then he had like

1:15:20

a double white and he's like, oh now I'm fucked

1:15:23

but I'm like Look, there's

1:15:25

a lot of things to fuss it about Trump, but that's

1:15:27

not on my list. Yeah Yeah, it

1:15:29

has to start with right at the top. It would look goofy with a white

1:15:31

thing at the top. Mmm Yeah,

1:15:34

wouldn't like it two spaces. He went

1:15:36

red white white red Yeah,

1:15:38

and fuck it and there was definitely a way and

1:15:40

he's just like it and there's

1:15:42

kids around him You know these days don't like

1:15:44

if he's coloring with kids for like a photo

1:15:46

op I like to

1:15:48

believe that he didn't color at all because his hands

1:15:51

were shaky So or he's lazy and someone else had

1:15:53

colored it poorly. Maybe a child even maybe he took

1:15:55

a child slid it over to him Give me that

1:16:00

This is the president. Like Billy. This is what the

1:16:02

Democrats want. No one gets their own flag. I've

1:16:05

been watching so much

1:16:07

trial news that I literally like flipped on Fox

1:16:09

News because I'm

1:16:17

like, Woody, your information diet is all

1:16:19

sugar. I'm just reading about Trump falling

1:16:21

asleep and farting like all the time.

1:16:25

And he's fallen

1:16:27

asleep four out of the five days in court. And

1:16:29

apparently he's farting loudly and

1:16:31

stinkily to the point where his

1:16:33

attorneys are like reacting like serious

1:16:35

media apparatus. People are flinching. I'm

1:16:38

told from the cacophonous part. So

1:16:41

I've read that too much. I'm like, Woody, get

1:16:43

your ass on Fox News. The bailiff's room is

1:16:45

gone. He thought there was an attack. The Fox

1:16:49

News is retarded. My

1:16:51

grandparents will have it on sometimes. Fox News is

1:16:53

retarded. Like, I don't think they're any worse than

1:16:56

CNN or the rest. I'll see Fox

1:16:58

News on and the stuff they're talking about

1:17:00

is like this is like it's

1:17:02

just a guy coming on and being like, now,

1:17:05

I know some of you are upset

1:17:07

that we're just infinitely funding more foreign

1:17:09

wars, but it's really important for super

1:17:11

duper secret reasons that I can elucidate

1:17:13

fully. And it's like, fuck you. Mike

1:17:16

Johnson actually said something very similar to

1:17:18

that. He said that he was

1:17:20

against this stuff previously, but

1:17:22

now he's in I think it's called the

1:17:24

Gang of Eight because he's the speaker of

1:17:26

the House. He gets intel that he didn't

1:17:28

get previously. I think I was threatened with

1:17:30

problems from intelligence agencies. I've changed my tune.

1:17:32

Oh, come on. That's not good.

1:17:34

I can't know what the details are, but he

1:17:37

is saying that now that he's part of the

1:17:39

Gang of Eight and he's getting the same intel

1:17:41

briefings that a president would get, he's

1:17:44

on the other side of the issue. Now, you

1:17:46

can call that a lie or propaganda or

1:17:48

whatever. I can't know, but that's what he's

1:17:50

saying. You know what they told him? They

1:17:52

told him that Putin doesn't just plan to

1:17:54

take a couple of regions in a neighboring

1:17:56

country that he plans to take the country

1:17:58

and then he wants Kazakhstan. And then

1:18:00

he wants to take invade the ball fix

1:18:02

and he wants Poland. What he wants is

1:18:05

to restore the Soviet Union That's what they

1:18:07

told him absurd. He's oh Only

1:18:12

wants the right one Poland

1:18:16

we were not Poland

1:18:18

is a NATO country. Oh, that's why okay.

1:18:21

I was reading Well, he wouldn't want a

1:18:23

World War three I think what they saw is

1:18:25

he does want it that he doesn't think that

1:18:27

that it'll matter that he thinks what's going happening

1:18:29

in Ukraine We'll play out again that there'll be

1:18:32

a big outrage They'll

1:18:34

take it for a year because he has a huge

1:18:36

meat grinder to like throw more more people at a

1:18:38

year later Who cares about

1:18:41

Poland Poland was it Poland

1:18:43

that needed they were really NATO NATO

1:18:46

Country he can't just invade Poland Different

1:18:49

levels of right now UK. Yep That's

1:18:53

the rationale we're given to justify infinite

1:18:55

spending he's not he's not going to

1:18:57

take Poland that's ridiculous I

1:19:00

think that Do you know any other

1:19:02

things about the future? Is there money to be made here? I?

1:19:06

There clearly is we just pay for a lot

1:19:08

of the design likes and stock tips if you

1:19:10

get don't yeah I just think I just don't

1:19:12

think a lot of people thought I'm saying the

1:19:14

reason that he invaded Ukraine when he did is

1:19:17

because he wanted to pre-empt them being involved in

1:19:19

NATO Because if Ukraine was made a second time

1:19:21

he invaded Ukraine you talk about the second time

1:19:23

you invaded Ukraine both times The

1:19:25

second time was principally because we were like it

1:19:28

was finally really getting drummed up of like Ukraine's

1:19:30

gonna be NATO And he was like I'm not

1:19:32

cool with that. We're not doing that Because

1:19:34

I don't want you know NATO military bases close to my

1:19:36

border And so he invaded Ukraine before

1:19:39

they could be put in NATO in order to

1:19:41

have in order to avoid What

1:19:43

would happen if he invaded a country

1:19:45

like Poland which would be a swift

1:19:47

and gigantic response from NATO nations Which

1:19:50

he can't handle which ones? Which

1:19:52

ones are so tough and scary and can't deal

1:19:54

with the United States like we've none of them

1:19:57

have the production so what the reports

1:19:59

say is that all of Europe are

1:20:03

so bad at manufacturing weapons of war because

1:20:05

they haven't had to do it. Yeah,

1:20:08

they have stockpiles, but now they've depleted the stockpiles

1:20:10

by giving them to Ukraine. So

1:20:12

now if a hot war goes off there, they can't

1:20:14

defend themselves for weeks or months.

1:20:17

They'll be overrun. They'll run out of

1:20:19

bullets. I don't think Russia has the

1:20:21

manpower to invade Western Europe. And

1:20:24

they've done it before. At

1:20:27

this juncture in history, I don't think

1:20:29

they can compete economically or militaristically with

1:20:31

an alliance of Germany, France, Spain, the

1:20:33

United Kingdom, Poland, the United

1:20:36

States. I don't know about you, but

1:20:38

I can't tell what's true anymore. I've

1:20:41

read somewhere they have

1:20:43

more tanks now than they did at the

1:20:45

start of Ukrainian conflict. And I'm like, what?

1:20:47

Their army's bigger. Their army's bigger now than

1:20:49

at the beginning. They have good manufacturing for

1:20:51

military stuff. They do. So

1:20:54

I would struggle to believe they have more tanks now than

1:20:56

at the beginning, but I don't know. I

1:20:58

do too. But it was on the Internet, so

1:21:00

it's true. It was on the Internet, so it's true. I

1:21:02

don't know about tanks, but definitely manpower because they just brought

1:21:05

up more men. But like, there

1:21:07

was a time when I read that Russia's

1:21:10

economy was hurting because they lost so

1:21:12

many fighting age men, which are

1:21:14

some of the most productive men in a

1:21:17

people in a country. Like a billion left

1:21:19

the country so they wouldn't get conscripted. And

1:21:21

then like another million joined the war effort.

1:21:23

I'm making up numbers, but go with it.

1:21:26

And now that's like a huge drain

1:21:28

on a national productivity. And now

1:21:30

we go forward, what, 30 months? I don't know

1:21:32

how long it's been. And like,

1:21:36

you're telling me you're better than you were 30

1:21:38

months ago? You have more tanks than before? You

1:21:40

have a bigger army than before? Like

1:21:44

I can't tell what's true. Yeah. And

1:21:46

so that would be my guess, though. Like if I had

1:21:49

to guess that it's that there

1:21:51

is a potential for a new

1:21:54

Axis powers with China and

1:21:56

who's clearly supporting Russia in their war

1:21:58

effort, we're going to. Censor-chai ran sensor.

1:22:00

We're going what do you do it when you hit them with? Economic

1:22:04

sanctions we're going to sanction China this

1:22:06

week because of their support for

1:22:08

the Russian war effort in Ukraine. That's happening

1:22:10

now I don't

1:22:13

know. I see Indian fighters fighting for Russia who

1:22:15

are Being paid, you

1:22:18

know, it's like mercenaries Yeah,

1:22:20

I wonder if that's again. I

1:22:22

don't know. I just saw one on the battlefield

1:22:24

get blown up. It's so easy There's like I

1:22:27

don't know take one like

1:22:32

Jewish protester they get poked

1:22:35

in the eye and then suddenly like oh

1:22:37

man the Jewish the Jewish people are and Antisemitism

1:22:40

is sweeping America example any

1:22:43

little example Or

1:22:46

to take like one day over

1:22:48

here We

1:22:54

talked I know it's getting news ten years ago and I

1:22:56

don't know I'm sorry So have you been following what's going

1:22:58

on at Columbia a Little

1:23:01

all right math student protest they've created

1:23:03

a tent city and it is big

1:23:06

helicopters pan over the tent city It's

1:23:08

a whole like area

1:23:10

and they've got nice tents because they're all Columbia

1:23:12

students and they got fucking

1:23:15

Yeah, they're out there and fucking circles

1:23:17

singing songs and shit got their Palestinian

1:23:19

flags everywhere. They're there They're there, you

1:23:21

know, I'm Wall Street. They're chanting scary

1:23:23

slogans and stuff like, you know, stop

1:23:25

the genocide now and It

1:23:28

is yeah, but lots of assaults

1:23:30

lots of arrests the

1:23:35

The president resigned The

1:23:38

faculty walked out today as

1:23:41

in like support so that's probably not

1:23:43

a great look I

1:23:46

don't know if that's Columbia or not. But NYU is a

1:23:48

similar situation But the

1:23:50

tent city I saw with sassy palm trees.

1:23:52

So oh I

1:23:55

understand your Ticacicism,

1:23:57

thank you. Yeah, so

1:24:00

Um, Kyle showed me a picture though. It's kind

1:24:02

of look I mean, it's a tent city. It looks like that Yeah,

1:24:04

there you go. That's that's that's it. That's

1:24:07

exactly the same four orange tents But

1:24:09

then today I to like make your

1:24:11

point woody I saw a jewish woman

1:24:13

wearing a shirt that said jew on

1:24:15

it and on the back it had

1:24:17

like I don't know It's a flag real and

1:24:20

she was it and she just went and stood

1:24:22

in front of these people But it wasn't during

1:24:24

a rowdy time It was like while they were

1:24:26

chilling and like just sitting over

1:24:28

there peacefully for sure for real and

1:24:30

she just stared there like Jew here

1:24:34

Anyone want some jew here? She's like

1:24:36

she's literally turning, you know to face

1:24:38

east north south and west. She's doing

1:24:40

her cardinal turns Presenting herself

1:24:42

as jew woman who will stand

1:24:46

Pretending the anti-semitism there is worse than

1:24:48

it is the all of women seriously

1:24:51

She was participating let me go home from fear

1:24:53

all the jew students were sent home out of

1:24:56

But wait, okay, so I saw jewish woman

1:24:58

participating in this debate. I think she might

1:25:00

have been a columbia student And

1:25:02

uh, she was on there talking about how they

1:25:05

beat her and hurt her eye and this Zero

1:25:08

visible injuries and it was like three

1:25:10

days ago. I'm like bitch if you're

1:25:12

completely fine telling me a healing factor

1:25:16

Okay wolverine I'm

1:25:18

not buying your story. There isn't

1:25:20

a mark like no scratches No, no

1:25:22

evidence of hair pulling like it is

1:25:25

so nothing. What are you implying? She's

1:25:27

lying is anti-semitism in its purest form

1:25:29

That's fair. Yeah, okay Arcanine

1:25:32

back to the slurs of gold Yeah,

1:25:35

I think of the I'm a

1:25:37

big enough ufc fan that I know post fight She

1:25:40

didn't look like that Yeah,

1:25:43

this shit is fucking ridiculous Well,

1:25:46

I mean the students were were told to stay

1:25:48

home All the jewish ones were you

1:25:50

know out of abundance of caution. Wow, they get

1:25:52

all their special holidays Now they don't have to

1:25:54

go to school at columbia If

1:25:57

I were jewish i'd be playing this up for everything I could i'd be

1:26:00

be like, I'm so sad. I

1:26:02

can't study at all. I

1:26:04

can't imagine taking all my time. I think

1:26:12

this is going to be a, this

1:26:15

is, this is how Trump wins. Like,

1:26:17

like it's all of this craziness. Oh,

1:26:19

yeah. If things were smooth sailing, no

1:26:21

wars in Europe, no pits, cities, you

1:26:23

know, I, although Bill Maher, I feel

1:26:26

like they're out there representing, uh, progressive

1:26:28

or liberal

1:26:34

or whatever views without being fucking

1:26:36

wackos that think men men straight.

1:26:39

Like it's like, these are the, these

1:26:41

are my people, you know, destiny. I

1:26:43

saw them in that Fox News debate.

1:26:46

He's pro second amendment like me. And he just dropped

1:26:48

in. Like I love the second. I mean, I just

1:26:50

got a sick nine 11 yesterday.

1:26:52

And, uh, it was like, yeah. Like if

1:26:57

I'm a Fox News viewer and that's

1:26:59

the liberal I'm watching, I

1:27:01

think, Oh, so they're not

1:27:04

all fucking over overweight and

1:27:06

septum flabby tricep waving women

1:27:09

screaming about something right? Purple hair,

1:27:11

flabby tricep. You can picture this

1:27:13

liberal hair. You're describing it.

1:27:18

Sometimes that's it. I

1:27:21

think he has like a, doesn't he have like a, not

1:27:24

a girl with a nose ring. I think

1:27:26

it's a modern sort of relationship situation as

1:27:28

well. Right. Like, like maybe I sort of,

1:27:30

I don't know, or open situation. I don't

1:27:32

keep up with them much. I

1:27:35

think I was on, sorry. Yeah. Yeah.

1:27:37

He left his successful ass sack. I choose

1:27:39

to believe that.

1:27:42

But yeah, yeah.

1:27:44

So anyway, when

1:27:46

I saw him loving the second amendment and

1:27:48

talking about what he liked about America, I

1:27:50

was like, this is the guy who I

1:27:53

think represents my side a little better. I

1:27:55

get very frustrated when it's some

1:27:58

cry bully, you know, being upset

1:28:00

that like you're supposed to

1:28:02

give me a safe space. It's like Bill Maher's

1:28:04

your guy. All right. So I so

1:28:06

rarely I agree with Bill Maher

1:28:09

so much. I'll say this. I agree

1:28:11

with 95% of Bill Maher's second. I

1:28:13

sent you eight minutes of a segment

1:28:15

on WhatsApp. If you scroll up and

1:28:17

there's one part where he's like, some

1:28:19

of you people will support your own

1:28:21

party even when it's chosen messages. Kid

1:28:23

fucking. Like his whole

1:28:25

he's like, here's a five year

1:28:27

old tipping a trans stripper with

1:28:29

a sign on the wall that

1:28:31

says it's not going to look

1:28:33

itself. And

1:28:35

there's a video of it happening. So which is

1:28:38

he like, like he's presenting his ideas

1:28:40

this really like, like, like he's got

1:28:42

video evidence of like, you know, children

1:28:45

being exposed to fucking nonsense. And he's

1:28:47

just tearing down that part of the

1:28:49

left piece by piece by piece while

1:28:51

like circling the horses around himself and like,

1:28:54

look, I'm for this and I'm for that.

1:28:56

But who are you people? Yeah,

1:28:58

it's really good. I like Bill Maher. I do

1:29:00

not. Yeah. I've

1:29:02

never found him funny. I think he's

1:29:04

I'm not looking for exactly comedy. I'm

1:29:06

looking. I really enjoy like the way

1:29:08

that he he makes his points and

1:29:11

how he like boils things down and

1:29:13

that it's a liberal voice making sense.

1:29:15

Like what he said, like he's not

1:29:17

a loom. Yeah. Yeah.

1:29:20

It's the. I don't know. You'd

1:29:23

have to ask Bill Maher. I get too

1:29:25

crowded that I that I

1:29:27

just represent my side. That lady who

1:29:29

speaks at the White House, the press

1:29:31

secretary, she's a fucking loom. She's

1:29:34

like, oh, God, does her job that well.

1:29:36

Jim, Jackie, I liked a lot. She's

1:29:39

you know, she's like a radical

1:29:42

black lesbian, like political

1:29:45

activist. Like she's the last person

1:29:48

I'd put in that position. To be the

1:29:50

face of the Biden. I saw her and all the other

1:29:53

black ladies do. And they're like, we in the big house

1:29:55

now dance in the press secretary room the other day. That's

1:29:58

always good. It's just so embarrassing. Yeah.

1:30:00

And sometimes, like Don

1:30:03

Lemon really leaned into like,

1:30:06

it really did. It

1:30:10

really, really did. Yeah. He got darker.

1:30:12

He got darker and became like, and

1:30:14

it's, it's, it's not that subtle and

1:30:16

it can't possibly be an accident.

1:30:19

And and every so often, he would, I

1:30:21

don't know how to describe like a certain,

1:30:24

there's like this sort of a aggressive, authority

1:30:28

style black like vibe

1:30:30

that he would give

1:30:32

off. It was like,

1:30:34

uh, we go take ours. We went from

1:30:36

what we don't get ours. It went

1:30:38

from seemingly really professional to not so. And, and,

1:30:40

uh, yeah. He

1:30:43

lost his show and he lost his other show. Dude,

1:30:46

I'm so I'm not surprised by that.

1:30:48

Like his ratings were always amongst the

1:30:50

weakest of CNN's lineup. It was interesting

1:30:53

that he was like, we

1:30:55

had that big interview, really one of the

1:30:57

more prestigious, like, like top guys at CNN

1:30:59

while also not doing well. Like, interview

1:31:03

with, um, um, Tesla

1:31:05

fucking Elon Musk. Yeah.

1:31:08

And I think I only saw pieces of

1:31:10

it. It was combative. He, he made an

1:31:12

ass of himself. I think I saw the

1:31:15

most combative part. Don Lemon.

1:31:17

Oh yeah. It was very combative.

1:31:19

They're going back and forth about racism and all

1:31:21

sorts of nonsense. And I saw some free speech.

1:31:23

I saw some free speech back and forth. Yeah.

1:31:25

We saw the same clip though. Yeah. Um,

1:31:29

Tesla is doing poorly and I wonder

1:31:32

what Elon would say about this lately. So when

1:31:34

it was like a little bit

1:31:36

of X Twitter money not doing

1:31:39

well, he's like, I won't be silenced. I'll say whatever

1:31:41

I want. Fuck you. I'll, you know, fuck your money.

1:31:43

I fine. Now

1:31:45

he wants a $53 billion

1:31:47

payday out of Tesla. When

1:31:50

he's actively hurting Tesla, his biggest customers

1:31:52

were Democrats. So they're the EV buyers

1:31:54

by and large. And

1:31:56

now Democrats are actively avoiding his

1:31:59

brand. Yeah,

1:32:01

we get there was an investor Q&A dude,

1:32:03

it's crazy the questions they asked. They're like,

1:32:05

can you at least if we give you

1:32:07

53 building, will you at least

1:32:09

pretend that Tesla is your main job? If we

1:32:12

give you 53 billion, will

1:32:14

you stop alienating your biggest

1:32:16

customer base on on X?

1:32:19

If we give you 53 billion, we do this. And

1:32:21

it was really like they tying Tesla's

1:32:23

downfall. If you don't know their sales have been going

1:32:26

down quarter after quarter. Sure. They're

1:32:28

tying Tesla's decline

1:32:30

to his interest

1:32:33

and activity on X. That's what it is.

1:32:36

Yeah, yeah. 100% that is why

1:32:38

they're having a decline. Although I

1:32:41

would think it was some of the problems they're

1:32:43

having, like, we know that's 3800 cars. Yeah,

1:32:45

3800. All right.

1:32:48

So so look, that's impressive. I

1:32:52

think to get 3800 amount that fast, by the way, that's

1:32:54

all of them that they've made in like they made 3800

1:32:56

cars. And the way that's a big deal,

1:32:58

then I was led to believe. I don't know cars and I

1:33:00

know the recall is absurd. It's a

1:33:02

lot for them to this fast with a

1:33:04

new car and everything like it. Remember

1:33:06

a couple of years ago, we'd have the

1:33:09

car expert guy on. He's like, it's never happening. It'll

1:33:11

never happen at great numbers. They might make five of

1:33:13

them. They make 100. It's

1:33:16

3800 in like a couple of months on the road rolling.

1:33:18

The problem is that the gas pedal, the

1:33:20

like shiny metal thing that sits on top of it

1:33:23

can come off and get loose and get kind of

1:33:25

jammed in there in such a way that the accelerator

1:33:27

will be stuck forward. You'd have to

1:33:29

juggle it. I saw someone try to do it with their

1:33:31

hands and they struggled to make it happen. Did you see

1:33:33

the fix? Yeah,

1:33:37

they put it in a rivet. They

1:33:39

put one rivet in it, which I take from

1:33:42

two. I view that pop rivet gun. It's

1:33:44

a. Yeah, it

1:33:46

is a very simple, very probably

1:33:49

effective and very low cost. They

1:33:51

glue it, but a lot of

1:33:53

the people feel like they

1:33:55

deserve better. It's not sophisticated. Like they would rather

1:33:58

it. They'd rather have maybe a whole new. It'll

1:34:00

the didn't have a brother. Harlem

1:34:02

A solid aluminum piece of metal

1:34:04

that sits there. Not a piece

1:34:06

of plastic with a thin. Likes.

1:34:09

Are you know that material is anymore?

1:34:11

It's some sort of and fiber metal

1:34:13

nonsense. Cheap ass shit. It's three printed

1:34:15

at my probably. It's the bullshit. Yes,

1:34:17

they put a rivet in Canada. Good

1:34:19

junkie. Are we are yet to

1:34:21

the library and as what it looks like yeah

1:34:24

and I you could look at their and say

1:34:26

oh cheap fix this wasn't a big deal eating

1:34:28

like that and be like. This. Is

1:34:30

one hundred thousand dollar truck? When I have

1:34:33

a stupid fucking real I wouldn't against second

1:34:35

way. yeah again and looky loos ones on

1:34:37

our look as if you look at what

1:34:39

a one hundred and twenty five thousand dollar

1:34:41

dodge looks like. Vs that

1:34:43

Tesla truck. It's. Oh.

1:34:46

My God it's the upswing: having a house

1:34:48

and living in a motor home or something

1:34:50

like like an incomplete nine. They gonna think

1:34:52

at the a one hundred twenty thousand or

1:34:54

Dodge truck is a fucking amazing piece of

1:34:56

machinery. That. Tesla I looked

1:34:58

of I was curious like used as

1:35:01

will cyber truck they're already selling a

1:35:03

few number one hundred and forty thousand

1:35:05

dollars I think as Hausers okay think

1:35:08

it's what I sadly there's a waiting

1:35:10

list premium Me: I'm sorry seen him

1:35:12

in person like driving. Yeah no one

1:35:14

and it is exactly what I thought.

1:35:17

it's like. It's. A vicious is

1:35:19

ugly. Sarkin ugly. I

1:35:21

look at the order of his his

1:35:23

visa projecting. I do it. Everybody.

1:35:26

Was looking at that truck everyone was like

1:35:28

it is so if you liked being the

1:35:30

center of attention that truck will give it

1:35:32

to you as on the opposite alleyway like

1:35:34

to be noticed in the outside. In and

1:35:36

out there wouldn't stop me from by the

1:35:39

track. soon as I can they look. Yeah.

1:35:41

i'd i'd i liked the initial look i'm

1:35:43

not crazy about what they produced and then

1:35:45

on reduction ill issues that patina being different

1:35:48

on each body peace in some situations new

1:35:50

and just a myriad of issues it's going

1:35:52

to have you know it has a car

1:35:54

wash most you have to put it in

1:35:56

a t forget to put in a car

1:35:58

wash most it holds water In

1:36:00

like the the like unibody columns, they're

1:36:02

sort of like almost like a bowl And

1:36:05

and then when you drive off it shorts

1:36:07

the wiring out and my god shorting

1:36:09

the wiring out in a in a 1995

1:36:12

Chevrolet pickup would be a problem but doing

1:36:14

it to a Tesla cyber truck means you just

1:36:17

lost a hundred thousand dollars Yeah, it's wild if

1:36:19

you forget to hit the car wash mode. I'm

1:36:21

gonna say button like it has any fucking buttons

1:36:23

It's Tesla, but if you forget

1:36:25

to put it in car wash mode you total your

1:36:27

truck. Yeah Wowsers

1:36:29

and and how does it

1:36:32

handle rain? I don't know what's happening. That's serious

1:36:34

rain, you know, like like like Those

1:36:37

words a truck here. I want water

1:36:39

five years. Yeah, like oh

1:36:41

it won't do that. It doesn't do truck shit it

1:36:44

does modern truck shit, which is where you

1:36:47

Put a surfboard in the back one day and

1:36:49

then three years later You you get

1:36:52

a potted plant that was too big for a

1:36:54

truck People take digs at trucks like that like

1:36:56

a Rivian is a good example, right? But dude

1:36:58

if your Thing is

1:37:00

like yeah, I have a truck because I love

1:37:03

mountain biking. I love kayaking a paramotors I'll make

1:37:05

it me and you know, I

1:37:07

use my truck, but I don't tend to put

1:37:09

like loads of bricks in it I put my

1:37:11

hobbies in it and I have big yeah, holy

1:37:13

dude. You're okay. Like you do anything

1:37:15

wrong I don't think if you was

1:37:17

less of a truck guy, it's just your truck

1:37:19

supports your hobbies instead of your job That's okay.

1:37:21

And uh when Chevrolet came out with the avalanche

1:37:24

That was the car I wanted at that point in my life.

1:37:27

I was like maybe 14 Chuckle

1:37:29

raise your tea. That's the most masculine

1:37:31

truck ever made. I remember see I don't

1:37:33

know about that Okay, it's got the

1:37:36

shortest. It's got a super short bed, which

1:37:38

I liked. I like the look of it

1:37:40

You know, it's like a four-door pickup truck

1:37:42

and just looked interesting. That's what I wanted

1:37:44

at that point in my life That can

1:37:46

you show a Chevy Avalanche picture? This is long

1:37:49

They made the Cadillac version and the Cadillac

1:37:52

version in like black and chrome It was

1:37:54

actually really slick looking like, you know and

1:37:56

escalated with a with a bed on it.

1:37:58

They tell you I probably know this car guy

1:38:01

radio show with click and clack. I forget the

1:38:03

name of the show. I

1:38:05

don't know. Anyway, people would call in and ask

1:38:07

for car advice and stuff. Yeah.

1:38:10

It's not how I remembered it, but in any case. It

1:38:12

was 2002, it was six. You

1:38:14

don't even know. You don't even know. Anybody

1:38:17

rolled their fucking eyes and go to hell. Look

1:38:19

at those headlights. Look at that. Go to hell.

1:38:22

They did that in the headlights in 2002. That's how

1:38:24

I know that's at least a 2002. They...

1:38:29

Oh, this guy had bought a Volkswagen bug

1:38:32

and everyone in his life socially ripped the

1:38:34

fuck out of him for his car being

1:38:36

a girl car. And they're like,

1:38:38

you need a Chevy Avalanche. You got to dig yourself out

1:38:40

of this hole. You need a Chevy Avalanche? No,

1:38:44

this is cool. Oh, so you guys want

1:38:46

to call it a show? Yeah. I'm going to get into

1:38:48

that. I have fun. That's the long version of PKN. Mm-hmm.

1:38:51

PKN 505.