0:01

PKN 507. It's a poise. You've been

0:03

following. You've been following Drake and Kendrick Lamar's little

0:05

beef. Pretend

0:08

I haven't even for a second and you need to fill. I've

0:10

heard of it, but never listened to any of the songs. Oh

0:14

man, that's a mistake. Okay. So

0:18

basically like super

0:20

duper long story short, they're going at each other. And

0:23

Kendrick Lamar's is calling Drake out

0:25

for being like pedophile and

0:27

for fucking around all these young girls. And

0:29

for, you know, being a race traitor and

0:31

not really black and a few other things.

0:34

And then Drake is coming back. He doesn't

0:37

own up to or something. Yeah. Drake

0:40

known for chatting with underage girls. Oh,

0:42

big time. Big time. Yeah.

0:45

Yeah. Yeah. But

0:47

the raps have been so good from

0:49

Kendrick Lamar, especially like I'm definitely team

0:51

Kendrick on this. It's just a to

0:53

the rap. It's the diss

0:55

track or whatever. The

0:58

screen, the video is just a top down

1:00

view of Drake's mansion, but it's got those

1:02

bubbles on it for sex offenders. Like if

1:04

you're looking for sex offenders in your area,

1:06

it's like his, it's his mansion full of

1:08

sex offenders. And he, it's really good. It's

1:11

I've been enjoying it a bunch. The,

1:14

they're both doing such crazy business from this

1:16

thing that it's like, man, if

1:19

y'all didn't orchestrate this, you should have. Who's

1:21

winning? Oh, who cares? Kendrick's

1:24

definitely winning like the war of

1:26

words, but Drake is winning

1:28

the war of attention because it

1:31

seems like he's like number one

1:33

trending. He's on, he's on a lot of

1:35

charts. He's doing real well. They're both making

1:37

crazy money from it and they'll both like

1:39

make new fans from it. So it'll be

1:41

a good thing business wise, unless, you know,

1:43

it turns out Drake like actually had

1:46

sex with an underage underage girl. Because everybody's,

1:48

you know, it's all, it's that thing we always talk about how all of a

1:50

sudden you got a bunch of people out there. Oh, she

1:53

was 16. That's not pedophilia. And they

1:55

throw up that fucking definition. And then the next

1:57

tweet is like, my girlfriend left me after seeing

1:59

that. I

2:03

don't know what state they're doing this in, but in

2:05

North Carolina, 16 year olds can have sex with anybody.

2:09

Sure. Yeah, yeah. Well, not anybody. I think

2:11

it depends. I think there's some statute there,

2:13

even if they've got some sort of position of power

2:15

over them, right? Like if it's your girl's leader and

2:17

you're 16 and he's, you know, a

2:20

grown man, it's like, well, you have like, uh, an

2:22

influential position of power over this person. Not

2:25

necessarily like boss and underling, but just an

2:27

older person in a position over them.

2:29

A teacher, a student. Yeah, I'm not sure.

2:31

Well, it varies by state, so it's really

2:34

hard to actually know. And they're in Canada

2:36

or he's in Canada. Drake is. Yeah. That

2:39

further complicates it. I'm sure he, I'm sure

2:41

he's done his best. It's like Canadian mini

2:43

lands, though. It's just a

2:46

different conversion rate over the past. I

2:48

remember one guy, he married a

2:50

girl under 18 and, uh, it

2:54

was legal in his state, but they met in some

2:56

other state and stayed in a hotel on the way

2:58

home. And that was

3:00

why he's in jail. They put him

3:02

in prison because for one night they stayed at

3:04

a hotel or motel in a state

3:06

where you're not allowed to. How did that get out? Like

3:09

what, what were they doing in the hotel to get in

3:11

trouble? I don't remember how it

3:13

got out, but I just remember the

3:15

facts of the case. Her parents definitely

3:17

called, right? I didn't consider that. Yeah.

3:19

Somebody pushing issues like that. It's so

3:21

rare that you've got some like deputy

3:24

sheriff who's on a mission to get you. It's

3:26

not like the movies, you know, these guys are fucking

3:29

minimum wage employees sitting in their cars all day. They

3:31

don't care. But you have a

3:33

parent is like, he's kidnapped my daughter. And

3:36

then maybe some ways that makes it. That's

3:39

crazy that it'd be your wife though. Like, like

3:41

it is pretty sus marrying a 15

3:43

year old, 16 year old. Cause you

3:45

know, it's not the eighth century anymore or even the 18th

3:47

century. That Guy was just

3:49

arguing to marry children because they're ripe

3:51

and fertile. Did You guys, they are

3:53

ripe and fertile. Look, that's a man

3:56

who speaks his mind, you know, he's

3:58

a policy. Up

4:00

every she died. Yeah though, the V

4:02

Republican and I found in Vermont or

4:05

something are arguing right now. To.

4:07

Make child marriage legal because these defy

4:09

daughter is kids should be changing the

4:11

window and hormones. the on getting married

4:13

I'd yeah because they're ripe, infertile. Hear

4:15

let me see if we have a

4:17

better side if we did that. For.

4:20

Sure, We. Have want to get married

4:22

younger? Out. At they can put

4:24

our grandparents did not get i'll Just happened You

4:26

know what's have people did it.all of human history

4:28

The you know how their grandparents were when they

4:31

wed. See. I

4:33

know my mom. My grandma had my mom

4:35

when she was twenty. Seven.

4:38

And that was are now the are. Only

4:40

there you go. a lot. Like the. That.

4:43

Was probably be totally normal back

4:45

then. Yeah. The average age for

4:47

a woman to have children else. thirty twenty

4:49

isn't even like wild. Now I don't think

4:51

I know they have like Twenty I to

4:54

Help needs it out. But.

4:56

The average? third, Yeah. average. Definitely were hired

4:58

and that. Are not like twenty is

5:00

like some the boy getting married and having kids

5:02

A twenty I like. There's nothing like ahead. I

5:04

was arguing for sixteen year olds to get married.

5:07

Yet. They have, He's out. I would

5:09

not be a better society. These are like I

5:11

feel as you can slated the issue by being

5:13

with you know your grandma had a good at

5:15

twenty so this is cool. Now he is arguing.

5:18

right? Now. Twenty. Twenty Four that

5:20

sixteen year olds to be able to get

5:22

married or is it says he has sixteen

5:24

year olds are ripe, infertile. They. Are

5:26

Rising Hurdle. Didn't say the who in the

5:28

article I saw. Two. Men I older men you

5:30

how not him as he pulls the inserts what

5:32

you want to sixteen year olds getting married or

5:35

to art a sixteen year or two thousand year

5:37

old married but if he had like a thirty

5:39

year old man and sixteen or lennox lot of

5:41

sense that be a happy marriage where you have

5:43

yeah oh yeah sure that marriage is gonna worked

5:45

out great avec girl is now I wouldn't have

5:47

served is used as a teensy stupid she's a

5:49

child and she's not at all ready to be

5:51

married so the lights go out the Atlantic Room

5:54

For the next ten years you guys have argued

5:56

that you can't take out student loan at eighteen

5:58

years old. I am now. You're. Arguing. that

6:00

you can have a 16-year-old getting married to

6:02

some guy in his 30s. I

6:05

mean, our grandfathers fought World War II at

6:07

16 years old, some of them. I

6:09

don't get it. If

6:11

that's true, all right, this is obvious bullshit that you

6:13

try to get. What are you talking about? Which part

6:16

is bullshit? I don't know. Is

6:19

there a piece of what I said that you don't care for

6:21

or think is not accurate? I think that

6:23

16-year-olds shouldn't be getting married, and I think

6:25

you think 16-year-olds shouldn't be getting married. Why

6:27

do you think 16-year-olds shouldn't get married? What

6:29

is the alternative? Because it is too young

6:31

to make a life-long decision like that. You

6:33

married it. 18 is a thing. I

6:35

married it 23 or 24, something like that. You

6:40

don't like the 16-year-olds or you don't like the 10-year-olds? You just decided that

6:42

you were going to get married for a while. If you were financially secure

6:45

at 19, you'd have probably went ahead

6:47

and pulled the trigger. Absolutely

6:49

not. I

6:51

was financially secure at 19. I

6:55

worked for my father as a junior accountant, and I lived

6:57

on my own. I could afford

6:59

to support myself. I

7:02

couldn't afford to support a family. When

7:07

I say financially secure, I don't mean surviving.

7:10

That's bare minimum. What am I going to do

7:12

with all this extra money? What am I going to do with

7:14

it? I said,

7:16

one of my requirements for Jackie to get married

7:18

is when I hit the working world and I

7:20

sort of grew up and discovered my ambition and

7:22

changed a bit. I was like,

7:24

Jackie, I want you to grow up to get

7:27

a grown-up job. She was an admin assistant in

7:29

some parts sales company. Just

7:32

want to make sure that if you change like I did, that

7:35

I still like that new version of you. She

7:37

grew up. She got a grown-up job with

7:39

health insurance. After

7:42

nine months of that, I proposed. I

7:45

think it would be better off for society

7:47

for sure if 16-year-olds were getting married. If

7:50

people were having kids younger, it would

7:52

objectively be better for society. Not

7:55

just that, not just because they're getting married younger, just because

7:57

they're not whatever

8:00

people do in their early 20s instead

8:02

of making a family and

8:04

getting their life going and moving forward

8:06

now. There is a couple of extended

8:08

adolescence now where it's like, I'm only

8:10

29. I'm just a

8:12

kid. And it's like, no, no, like you,

8:17

like you'd already have like children.

8:20

You'd like be in the middle. No one's and

8:23

it's funny. You said we had kids earlier. It's like, well,

8:25

I could probably get on board with that because a lot

8:27

of people are waiting into their thirties, but

8:30

we're conflating this issue of 16 year olds,

8:32

having children, children having children. This

8:34

is wrong. You don't like the,

8:36

because in today's society, we're not

8:38

native Americans where at 16 years

8:42

old, you kind of knew everything you needed to

8:44

know to like survive and fucking chase down Buffalo.

8:47

Nowadays it takes training and education

8:49

into your twenties to be able

8:51

to navigate

8:53

today's society. And who better

8:55

to give you that than the man that your adult

8:57

husband, your adult husband. Yeah. This

9:00

is what we're going to do. Kyle

9:02

has left the church of Kyle. I don't

9:04

know who runs that thing. Oh, I'm not

9:06

doing it. No, no, no. She got married

9:08

at 16 years old. This is Kyle coming

9:10

out as Muslim with it. I'm playing devil's

9:12

advocate for Western society. I call Kyle. Kyle

9:16

wants to keep talking to those dumb 20 year olds, 22 year olds.

9:20

They've got plenty of time. You don't

9:22

believe it because I mentioned the church of

9:24

Kyle. No, no, no, no, no. You didn't

9:26

listen. Kyle is advocating for society when he

9:28

says those things about 16 year olds. If

9:30

I advocate for Kyle, I say, oh,

9:32

plenty of time girls. Run wild

9:35

in the streets. Hey, you don't know what

9:37

you'd like yet. You know, and who's a

9:39

man to tell you, get out there and

9:41

pop that pussy 22 year old girls. Oh,

9:44

oh, for sure. That's my, now we're

9:46

seeing eye to eye Kyle. Yeah.

9:49

But then, you know, nobody

9:52

might want you because you're a ran through piece

9:54

of garbage after, after a few Kyle's have had

9:56

their hands on you, right? That

9:58

is a risk. Would you

10:00

would you want to marry a lady Taylor who ate Kyle's

10:02

that had their hands on? Eight

10:05

Kyle's eight Kyle's no eight years

10:09

No, probably now nobody would nobody

10:11

would know unless you've already got

10:13

herpes I

10:26

Just you know, I think if you ask people what

10:28

their goals are sometimes like people ask me Hey, what

10:31

for advice on something else? What are your goals

10:34

and you'll find out what their goals are and it's like whoa? what's

10:36

a guy glad thing you good thing you told me what the

10:38

goals were because That completely changes

10:40

the advice if your goal is to you

10:43

know have a traditional marriage I think what I

10:45

said stands But if your goal is to have

10:47

some sort of modern marriage where we're gonna have

10:49

two incomes and then we're gonna let Strangers raise

10:51

our children who may or may not you know

10:53

Diddle them and ruin them for the rest of their

10:55

lives or something like that. Yeah,

10:58

then you can go Yeah, girl power you

11:00

could say that like the fact that two

11:02

18 year olds getting married and like having

11:04

kids young isn't a possibility Because

11:07

of financial pressures and home ownership and

11:09

low income and job whatever the case

11:11

may be That's more of an indictment

11:13

on society than on Two

11:15

18 like as if two 18 year olds

11:17

having kids is wrong Like that it's

11:20

been normal to like not biologically wrong But

11:22

I feel like a society advances

11:24

it takes longer to get the societal

11:27

training to thrive in it Right it

11:29

if you back up like

11:31

I said 400 years to where we're like

11:33

Native American Indians chopping down trees and making

11:36

teepees Then you don't have

11:38

to go to a university and get a good job

11:40

and get health insurance and all that shit Far

11:43

frankly, well that I kind of made it

11:45

extreme to especially women right

11:47

all you need to do is be hot and spread your legs I'm

11:55

sorry Taylor. I didn't hear your words. I was saying you'd need

11:57

to be able to have single income households again where you could

11:59

like have a job that didn't require a boondoggle

12:02

university degree that a lot of people get just to

12:04

have the degree they don't use anything from it and

12:07

You know if you could in 1940 if

12:10

you're a fucking mailman at 19 and your

12:12

18 year old wife is pregnant

12:14

It's like they were gonna be

12:16

fine No, man, it's still a

12:18

pretty good job. You know you get benefits I just picked

12:20

a job off the top of that my out of hats

12:22

that you hate it without habit Yeah, but

12:24

like 65 K a year or something It's

12:27

like think you're delivering mail for four out four or five

12:30

hours and riding around Policeman fireman

12:32

these all these jobs still have

12:34

like professional pay

12:37

Waiting too long for kids and levels

12:39

of childlessness are bad when the fireman

12:42

things interesting because there's it's a weird

12:44

Work schedule, you know and there's there's so much

12:46

of it that you're just chilling which I bet

12:49

when you're chilling side hustles are rampant Like

12:51

yeah, we're in the firehouse Building tree

12:53

houses that we sell to this We're

12:56

in the firehouse running our like pyramid

12:58

scheme or whatever, you know I father-in-law

13:00

was a fireman and Their

13:03

schedule was like three days on three days

13:05

off two days on three days off It

13:08

wasn't that it was about that and it's like how

13:10

many days a week is that it's like three days

13:12

a week They were long shifts, but

13:14

I think they they tended to work like 36 hours

13:17

a week and many of them were spent sleeping and and

13:21

Most of his co-workers had side hustles,

13:23

you know gigs with handyman car repairman,

13:26

etc My father-in-law didn't and I know

13:28

that he caught a lot of heat

13:30

around the house for just enjoying his

13:33

light schedule I know

13:35

that small-town cops get paid

13:37

nothing I know that you're

13:39

in NYPD you have a secure career.

13:41

I don't know what the middle ground

13:43

is though with the average You know if you're just

13:46

a state patrolman here in Georgia For example, like

13:49

those guys that were clearing out the commies at

13:51

Emory University the other day I

13:53

don't know what that guy makes about 50

13:55

Zach saying that checks I suppose I know

13:58

but like I said in my small I

14:00

had a few to a hundred according

14:02

to glass door. Yeah, fuck it. There's

14:04

a big gap. Yeah Yeah, well,

14:06

there's a big gap and probably you start around

14:09

60 and you get to around 100. Yeah

14:12

You know, I don't know you're tired They

14:14

were getting nothing in my small town and they

14:16

had I just remember my buddy

14:18

was It's like

14:20

$14 an hour or something You know and

14:22

then he was responsible for like washing and

14:25

the upkeep of his car like his bumpers

14:27

hanging off on his patrol vehicle And

14:30

he's the one that needs to get it fixed if

14:32

it's gonna get fixed. Yeah shit like

14:34

that Some of

14:36

those jobs though You never get fired and

14:38

I feel like that should have that should

14:40

be priced into it teacher cop firemen I

14:43

don't know anything with a union though, right?

14:46

Basically, I'm so anti-union is I've seen

14:48

like what it does to the teaching

14:50

in particular And it's like there

14:53

are people here who need to be fired kids are

14:55

more retarded than ever And

14:57

teachers are asking for more money Really

15:01

name it Woody if you were

15:04

an accountant at a firm and you just Every

15:07

quarter you're you're handing in

15:09

information. That's not only inaccurate

15:11

but damaging to the company

15:14

And then you take summers off and

15:17

then you're like I deserve more money Can't

15:21

fuck out of here the numbers you're giving

15:23

us are so baffling like we can even

15:25

so tricky to measure teachers Right, so like

15:27

on one hand I do

15:30

wish they didn't have job security and that they

15:32

had to perform like everyone in the private sector

15:34

does so we're on the Same team there on

15:36

the other hand if I measured dentists by how

15:38

good their patients teeth were I think

15:41

you could poke a lot of holes in that right

15:43

some guy in Freakin Chapel Hill

15:45

North Carolina would look like a star right? This is

15:47

one of the highest like advanced degrees and I think

15:50

should be worse than firing Some guy

15:52

in West Virginia would look like a terrible dentist,

15:54

but is it really the dentist keeping the teeth

15:56

clean? No, so I think they should come in.

15:58

Yeah, dumb kids I

16:00

think they should come in and test the

16:02

graduating class a third party should. And

16:05

if these people who high school was

16:07

about to graduate, it's already, here's his

16:09

diploma, got it printed out, if they're

16:12

not up to snuff in specific areas,

16:14

it seems to me that high school's

16:16

committed fraud. It seems to me they

16:18

have defrauded the child and defrauded the

16:20

world that they're throwing the child

16:22

into. That seems like some

16:24

sort of criminal negligence. If you're about to make

16:27

it firefighter training all of a sudden and you come

16:30

in and check and like, all right,

16:32

everybody put your masks on. And like half

16:34

of them and one of them's like, I can't read. I

16:38

don't know what a mask is. He's like, well, you

16:40

guys were about to graduate firefighter training. You're going to

16:42

go into a burning house next week. Maybe they're negligent.

16:45

They go to jail. I think it's the same thing

16:47

for a high school teacher. They graduated me. You had

16:49

a lot of people that they should have been fired

16:51

for that. And

16:55

like, I don't know. But it's always true. There's so much

16:57

of it is based on like the house and the parents.

17:03

It's huge. Yeah,

17:06

I mean, there are kids who are dumb

17:09

and they're never going to learn no matter

17:11

what teachers they have. But there

17:14

has to be a better way to gauge

17:16

teachers than just like school board meeting where

17:18

the teacher was spending three days a week

17:20

on gender studies. It

17:23

was third grade. That's wild. Third grade. She

17:26

said they're eight years old and 60%

17:28

of their time is spent on sexuality. Why

17:31

are we even saying sexuality in front of

17:33

them? Are they all

17:35

making A's in math and

17:37

geography and English? That's incredible.

17:39

Unbelievable. So we as

17:41

a parent group went to that teacher. You know what she

17:43

did? Through subterfuge, she went

17:45

around our back and continued to

17:47

teach six, three days a week.

17:51

Sexuality studies. There are whole like

17:53

movements within teacher unions that are like, keep

17:55

parents out of the classroom. We're the professional

17:57

teachers. Don't let them know what we're up

17:59

to. Like I have a friend

18:01

who's on a school board because he has

18:03

young kids who are school age and he

18:05

was like showed me Like

18:07

books they have in their library where he's

18:09

like he's like dude I never thought I

18:12

would be this guy that goes to you

18:14

know And it's like on the school board

18:16

now But they're trying to they're like

18:19

got books about like trans kids in the

18:21

library in st. Louis County Like not the

18:23

most left place and more left than you

18:25

know, obviously the the rural areas of Missouri

18:27

But like he's like yeah, this shit's absurd.

18:29

Like we're not talking about Rhode

18:32

Island. I don't know. What's the most Same

18:35

for in San Francisco. Okay, that's a good one. Yeah.

18:37

Yeah, and so like he's like this is absurd like

18:39

the priority is fuck

18:41

the kids Everybody

18:44

get naked. Yeah, your kid

18:46

on puberty blotter base loop here silicone

18:48

base Who

18:51

can spell silicone? No,

18:53

Tommy that's silicone bend over, you know

18:57

Smart people mix those up. I'm just saying

18:59

yeah, it'll account what's gonna go in your

19:01

chest Tommy When

19:04

you're 16 and fully able to make that

19:06

it's still Just trying

19:08

to come back to this feel like the families are

19:11

responsible for how old ladies who

19:13

want to trap trap existence can't

19:15

get married Yeah, if you're

19:17

if you can't you can't be in favor

19:20

of the trans kid thing Then also

19:22

think like young people are too immature to

19:24

get married. I agree with you there The

19:27

trick the trans kid thing is fucking absurd. Yeah, like that

19:29

is that is a a

19:32

good weather vein I've found of whether or not

19:34

someone is like too far gone if they're like

19:37

if someone can like with honest eyes look at

19:39

you And be like yeah That

19:41

five-year-old knows he's a little girl and

19:43

shouldn't go through puberty because he has

19:45

a mom with borderline personality disorder And

19:48

it's like no. No, you're you

19:50

can't be around kids Grand

19:53

kid thing is fucking wild. I'm with you and

19:55

that's doubly true We're talking about irreversible shit if

19:57

some boy wants to put a dress on I

19:59

don't I don't know, but I don't do

20:01

that. Yeah, I call it a kill go that

20:03

way But

20:06

when we start doing stuff that like impacts the

20:08

way their body develops I Know

20:12

like you people call out Marjorie Taylor green or

20:14

whoever it was the other day and it's interesting

20:16

how they chose to attack They're like she but

20:18

Marjorie Taylor green's disgusting and bizarre commentary on 11

20:20

year olds genitalia You

20:23

look at what no and 11 year olds orgasms and it's like What

20:27

she said is if you cut that

20:29

boy's penis off and give him a neo vagina Then

20:32

that person's gonna grow up and never have a

20:34

real sex life. That's basically what she said Like

20:37

you're taking orgasms away from that person Creating

20:41

a wound between their legs that'll never heal.

20:43

Yeah, they don't TG and I have found common ground Didn't

20:49

take long I'd be Disturbed

20:51

if he didn't have common ground Disturbed

20:54

if he didn't have common ground Yeah,

20:57

there are people out there who would think that's like, okay

21:00

Like and they have institutional power. I wonder if

21:02

it'll come back full swing You know like maybe

21:04

something will happen and and it'll and people will

21:07

wake up to it or maybe it'll just go

21:09

out of vote Because it's all about being stylish.

21:11

That's all it is It's that

21:13

it's about being cool. If you look

21:15

at how many Hollywood celebrities like

21:17

big ones their their sons or daughters

21:19

now. It's like whoa Y'all

21:22

are way above the normal percentage here.

21:24

This isn't point two percent of

21:26

the population It's like I

21:28

saw I saw that panel the other day where like out

21:30

of five women two of them were trans women That's

21:33

how y'all want to be represented. Yeah Yeah,

21:37

I could be wrong on this in

21:39

my in my

21:42

observation The whole trans thing is

21:44

a tiny little corner case issue

21:47

that we've made into like a

21:49

giant cultural cornerstone That's

21:52

not even true. Yeah, it's crazy.

21:54

It's such a tiny tiny percentage

21:57

of people who have this this thing

21:59

go going on. And I just

22:02

don't know why we're uprooting traditional

22:05

society to appease the tiniest

22:07

minority amongst us. Why everyone

22:10

has to get in line

22:12

and has to say their

22:14

words. If a religion was

22:16

suggesting any of this, there'd be burning

22:19

buildings down and killing people with grief. Every society has

22:21

religious background. It might be I'm not getting out of

22:23

the house because I haven't had to say any words,

22:25

really. No, there's no compelled speech

22:28

in the US yet. That's for now just

22:30

a Canadian thing. It's just a make-believe complaint,

22:32

no? Well it

22:34

seems like the conflict. Well you're going to go before HR

22:36

if you're in a corporate environment. It's just something we don't

22:38

have to deal with. Maybe

22:40

if you were a Cisco and your

22:42

project manager was trans and you got

22:44

the wrong pronoun out one day, you

22:47

know, or like you're typing away at 100

22:50

words per minute and Miss

22:52

Carl comes along and Miss Carl is

22:55

like, Hey, you gotta call me a

22:57

girl. Yeah,

23:00

maybe you're right. I have been when I was in

23:03

a corporate environment, sorry, sir. It didn't exist at all,

23:05

but that was 15 years ago. I

23:08

wonder and I'm sure it varies by corporate environment.

23:10

I have a friend who

23:13

works in an attack environment and

23:16

they do their pronouns at the start of meetings and it

23:18

drives them crazy. My friend is not that guy. He's like

23:20

an army guy.

23:24

But I'm like, I don't

23:26

know what the norm is. If you just work

23:29

at some regular company like Pepsi or Geico, are

23:31

they doing pronouns nowadays? Oh yeah, a company that

23:33

large. You think so? Oh yeah, the larger the

23:35

company, the more DEI, like diversity,

23:37

equity and inclusion stuff they have ham-handedly

23:39

forced on the employees. Like if you're

23:42

at a mom and pop shop, like

23:44

people aren't going to put up with that because it's

23:46

not organic to put up. Did they do that where

23:49

you worked? I don't know how big the company worked

23:51

for. No, it wasn't big enough. There wasn't any of

23:53

that. But like when I would go on Calls

23:56

to like a Walmart or a

23:58

CVS or Walgreens, whatever.. Like those

24:00

companies were big enough as they did

24:02

shit like that like they would have.

24:05

I. Have you had a trans manager or

24:07

something and you accident? It's it all depended

24:09

on the level of a sense that that

24:12

individual chose to take. A minor

24:14

and discretion would be enough to destroy you. Like.

24:16

A on they so choose. I'm actually

24:19

all for. Calling someone their new

24:21

name right? If you're married and you want to

24:23

go by Matthew that whatever it is when the

24:25

i'm legally outside could bear and Blair I don't

24:27

wanna be compelled to cabinet or less asked to.

24:31

Yeah, that side of it when we also difference

24:33

right? Yes! Sir Would

24:35

you please step out of the vehicle. right?

24:37

There there's a difference. Get it is

24:40

you've you've yell at me I'm not.

24:42

did not have a snow covered by

24:44

want to? I just couldn't. I just

24:46

like to have seen the media like

24:48

com like going back to the don't

24:50

say gay not like hokum propaganda nonsense

24:52

where they pretended it was like way

24:54

more extreme than it was. like you

24:56

have activists who are like we want

24:58

private special access to kids away from

25:01

their parents to talk to them about.

25:03

Tantric. Sex and then you have people

25:05

on the other side being like. Know.

25:08

That was tantric sex and apply it were like

25:10

trans. We're gonna sands and I can be seen

25:12

some of the only that i target audience library

25:14

of like that way I'm with size. It

25:17

sucks that minor settings. Like

25:19

experimental kind of stuff. ah know what? but

25:22

the as I know what you meant so

25:24

doesn't matter what I meant was they have

25:26

books in libraries aimed at five six year

25:28

olds that are like oh this about safe

25:31

sex and like know it's not. It's like

25:33

teaching a seven year old how to eat

25:35

ass and suck dick like this is despicable

25:37

and bass heart of and then you would

25:40

have anything more. Than. You allows

25:42

like this is a point of. tantric

25:44

sex is a slow meditative form of sex

25:46

where the angola's and not orgasm but instead

25:49

enjoying the sexual journey and sensations of the

25:51

by okay and i literally correct based on

25:53

some of the stuff i saw and his

25:55

books my buddy showed me and i saw

25:58

online where it's like this is how These

26:00

were not sex ed books that are like,

26:02

this is how to avoid STDs, wear a

26:04

condom. It was like, here's how you eat

26:06

someone's ass. I think you're missing

26:08

the core of it. It stems from a sort

26:10

of spiritual ancient

26:12

Hinduism place, not… Okay, regardless. We're missing

26:15

the forest of the trees. Let's try

26:17

to have a four-hour orgasm. The

26:20

way it was covered was like people

26:23

were demanding access to other people's

26:26

kids to talk about like advanced

26:28

sex stuff and gay sex… How to face sex

26:31

and some… …and how to eat ass, how to

26:33

suck dick, how to do this and have anal

26:35

and… You lost me. They should be teaching this

26:37

in schools. No, they shouldn't be teaching this in

26:39

children. Some people don't know this and

26:42

anal sex is normal sex. And

26:44

then you had what I call

26:46

considered normal people being like, ew, like what

26:49

the fuck? Why do you want to talk

26:51

about this with other people's kids in private? You ghoul.

26:55

You realize when someone tells

26:57

you, hey, it's integral to my identity that

26:59

I have private access to your kids to

27:01

talk about my sexual proclivities, listen to that

27:03

person. They just told on

27:05

themselves. That person's trying to save you

27:07

from a toothy blowjob, Taylor. You need

27:09

to appreciate them. And

27:12

then normal people responded to this by

27:14

being like, ew, keep this

27:16

shit away from kids. This is disgusting.

27:19

Normal people have a disgust response to

27:21

this. And the media's response to that

27:23

was like, check out these right-wing Nazis

27:25

who are obsessed with kids' genitals. And

27:27

it's like, no, you're the ones

27:29

obsessed with it. We're telling you to cut it

27:31

out. Like, stop. So,

27:34

yeah, it's funny. I feel like we're both

27:36

talking about the extremes, right, that Joe Biden

27:38

doesn't want this to happen. And he's the

27:40

leader of the party. Trump

27:43

today, while Stormy Daniels was

27:45

testifying that he fucked her,

27:48

added banning porn to his platform.

27:52

And I'm like, banning porn or online

27:54

certification before you can log into a

27:56

website and protect children from being exposed

27:58

to filth? Banning

28:00

porn it's what no more

28:02

pornography. That's what it's yeah, we're

28:04

gonna arrest the pornography in

28:07

the porn stars I Think it's

28:09

probably Right that

28:11

I mean that is a policy that

28:13

some people have they want to ban

28:16

pornography Trump aid promises to ban Promises

28:18

ban on pornography. Is that clear

28:21

enough? Well, well now I'm hearing

28:23

it's an aid It's

28:25

I said he added it to his platform what Trump doesn't

28:27

write his own platform Well, I need

28:29

a platform to me would it specifically list

28:31

a ban on pornography stating

28:34

that it's a dick as Addictive as

28:36

any illicit drug and psychologically destructive as

28:38

any crime pornography should be outlawed the

28:40

people who produce and distribute it should

28:43

be imprisoned there clear

28:47

But whereas someone said that there's

28:49

one road. Yeah, it's they added it

28:51

to his platform today So it's

28:53

on his website. I Yes,

28:56

I saw it printed but I didn't it

28:58

didn't zoom out enough to the difference though,

29:00

right it on do you see that you're

29:04

Apologizing for this guy like I'm trying

29:06

to determine exactly what it's had in

29:08

mind. You're trying to hide it from

29:10

me It's not banding make your point

29:12

after age gator, right? Well, you have

29:14

to give them your ID Yeah, you have to

29:16

give them your well, okay in my state alcohol

29:18

federal ID and tell them who you are before

29:20

you look at Yeah, like their privacy

29:22

is gone now. So then like Then

29:25

it's not banned. It's what you act like it

29:27

doesn't impact you if you're over 18. No, you

29:29

need to Hide your

29:31

eyes, right? Yeah,

29:34

and this guy today

29:36

wasn't talking about age gating it You're

29:38

conflating this protecting the children with band

29:40

pornography because they don't think that you're

29:42

adult enough to handle it They think

29:45

it's psychologically a dust destructive

29:47

and addictive and want to

29:49

ban porn and imprison people who make it well

29:52

what I'm hearing is that there's Two policies

29:54

that are quite similar that are anti pornography

29:56

that are right-wing what I'm trying to determine

29:58

is which one was thrown out

30:00

there by a guy, you have

30:02

to quote you on

30:04

the, I didn't say, okay. Okay. Okay.

30:06

Uh-huh. Oh, at one point you said a

30:09

guy, I, then, then it was an aid, um,

30:11

has added to his platform. I

30:14

want to believe you. And then, and

30:16

then once you, once I believe you,

30:18

I will say that's bullshit. They

30:20

shouldn't do that. It's free expression. But before I

30:22

can agree with you, I have to know it's

30:24

true. I wish you had in my environment. Right.

30:26

So now it's like the Trump aid is saying

30:29

that it was added to his platform

30:31

was what I saw in the video. I'm only

30:33

as good as my sources. Uh,

30:35

in my state, you can't get

30:37

to these sites anymore unless you give them

30:39

your driver's license, like these are real impacts

30:41

though related. I

30:43

don't think they are. I think they're the same category. What

30:46

I'm trying to say is the thing

30:49

where you have to show your ID,

30:51

I don't like it, but I understand

30:53

it. This is the slippery slope of

30:55

basically imposing a Christian Shreelaw. That's like

30:57

saying it's that, uh, acquiring, I imagine

30:59

that social media companies bended under pressure

31:01

from political parties and election show ID

31:03

for many number of things online, like,

31:05

like, like we show our ID for, for

31:07

any number of things online, I don't want them

31:10

to make me show ID for pornography. I don't

31:12

want that. However, I understand

31:14

the people who do, they are

31:16

not, uh, they don't

31:18

like pornography. It is a problem.

31:22

I want the problem to stay though. Like,

31:25

do you see my point? Like, like, like it

31:27

is evil. It is wrong. Our society would improve

31:29

if it were gone. Pornography. This is, I truly

31:31

believe all that, but I like it. Don't

31:34

take my vice away, daddy government. That's

31:37

my stance. But it

31:39

to say it's been added to his

31:42

platform to, to, to make pornography essentially

31:44

illegal, that's, I just want

31:46

to nail down that he really did that the same

31:48

way I wanted to nail down that he really called

31:51

dead veterans losers or whatever, like, like if he said

31:53

that I need to see it. I need to know.

31:55

I don't want to hear some hearsay. I don't want

31:57

to say, Oh, it was one of, it was a.

32:00

The guy who works for him was on a talk

32:02

show or a podcast and they said I want to

32:04

see Donald Trump either say it or add it to

32:06

his website. You

32:10

know, they've got the website with like their platform

32:12

and it'll be like I remember Joe Biden's was

32:14

there was marijuana stuff. They were like holy shit.

32:16

Joe Biden put it right on his platform on

32:18

his website. You know, Joe biden.com. I agree with

32:20

what you're saying, Kyle, and that like I

32:23

like it is that pornography is a

32:26

negative for society. Yeah, for sure. But

32:28

like it's- We're all involved. I don't

32:30

know what the answer is, but it's

32:33

good to- like you don't want

32:35

kids looking at it. Like it's

32:37

unbelievably damaging for fucking 10-year-olds,

32:40

11-year-olds to have just

32:45

total access basically to this rough

32:47

sex that you can find online for

32:50

free. Like that's a negative. That poisons

32:52

their minds and not towards having a

32:54

healthy adult sex life like it's

32:57

bad. And so there needs to

32:59

be something done with how prolific the internet is

33:01

to prevent children from accessing this content. Same

33:04

reason that like YouTube doesn't let you put fucking gore

33:07

and horrific stuff that a 10-year-old can come

33:09

across. So you know how

33:11

on your television you can block certain channels, right?

33:13

Yeah. Kids can't get to it.

33:16

If they were arguing that devices should

33:19

have a kids mode that

33:21

is easy to put it into, I wouldn't fuss,

33:23

right? Like, oh, this kids mode. It can't access

33:25

all these websites, etc. But

33:28

when the government starts telling you, like

33:30

restricting your freedoms because they think they

33:33

know what's right for you, that's bad.

33:35

And that's where the Republicans are

33:37

right now. That's what they're doing

33:39

with like- who's moving the goal

33:41

line on pot? I think I know who's moving the ball down

33:43

the field on marijuana. Democrats right now

33:45

for sure. Yeah. Yeah,

33:47

Missouri got it. It's starting to come- Well, federally he's

33:49

speaking. Oh, federally, yeah. Yeah.

33:52

You know, Trump was president for four years and

33:54

he didn't make any progress on that issue. As

33:56

a matter of fact, he reversed progress. Obama was

33:58

not prosecuting for crimes. Trump was like, no,

34:00

let's lock up those potheads. And he did. Um,

34:04

so that's, that's Trump's take on this. I

34:07

don't like the government being my nanny. It's

34:12

understandable too. I don't know what the

34:14

right answer is, but you can't just

34:16

have 10 year olds with unfettered access

34:19

to hardcore pornography. We do. And I like

34:21

my answer. I like your, I

34:23

like your answer too, but it's, um, I

34:25

don't, I don't think it's feasible, technologically speaking

34:27

and socially speaking, because we all every kid,

34:29

see when I went to school and like,

34:33

we had cell phones when I was in high school, um,

34:36

and it was brand new fucking, not everybody did it.

34:38

Like kids whose parents could afford phones or if

34:40

they're, I don't even know if that family plan had

34:42

happened yet where you could get like five phones or

34:44

four phones and it was like, Oh, four phones

34:46

for $180. That's

34:49

crazy. I don't know if that

34:51

happened yet. So phones, you're giving your kids

34:53

something expensive that was fragile as fuck. I

34:55

had a Sony Erickson. You dropped that thing.

34:57

It dies. Not that one of those. You

34:59

need a night con maybe. Yeah.

35:01

The Nokia. Yeah. Nokia. Thank you. Yeah. I had the Sony

35:04

Erickson and it was silver and it had like an oval

35:06

at the top and it was square at the bottom, any

35:08

who we could, nobody

35:10

could see that thing. That thing was

35:12

basically like, like a

35:14

don't ask, don't tell piece of, um,

35:16

contraband. It's like, yeah, we know kids have phones,

35:19

but we better not see that thing. Not at

35:21

lunch. You would have that thing in your crotch,

35:23

like low looking at it. If you were doing

35:25

anything, if you were going to message or, or

35:28

if your mom and it would always be like,

35:30

you know, your mom's texting you. Hey, it's even

35:32

less break. Anytime.

35:34

Like, like you can't have it out anytime.

35:36

It's contraband at school. Now it's a yeah.

35:40

What are you doing with a cell phone? You're

35:42

here to learn. Right. Cause it also, the cell,

35:44

it wasn't a smartphone. All it did was call

35:46

and text people. You don't need that thing. You

35:48

know, so now everybody's got their phone fucking out,

35:50

fucking with it all day long, it seems like,

35:52

man, it'd be so easy for a 13 year

35:55

old to like, like one kid's going to have

35:57

the porno. Like there's going to be that shitty

35:59

kid with porno. He's like, here's the porno. And

36:02

look, that's how it was done back in my day.

36:04

Magazines were shared. And it was harder to do. It

36:08

was harder. There's going to be a cool stuff they

36:10

show now. There's going to be a cool older brother

36:12

who's like, the

36:14

13-year-old's like, you can't look at boofies on your board.

36:17

They put that, like, dude, three letters for you.

36:19

VPN. It's

36:22

like, technology's going to go around it one

36:24

way or another. Even with their law, we

36:26

all know, like, can't stop it. The

36:29

idea of stopping it is really just

36:31

appeasing the far right, making sure they

36:33

get those votes. And that's

36:36

it. Because even if they do the thing, you

36:38

just use a VPN. Or you go to a different

36:40

website. It's only the only websites who have went along

36:43

and like, boycotted or whatever and say, no, we won't

36:45

do this. It's like that big corporate

36:47

giant umbrella one. And that's not

36:49

good pornography anyway. That's shit

36:52

pornography. For those who don't know, like, maybe

36:54

y'all didn't notice, but Pornhub went from like

36:56

900 million videos

36:58

to 4,000 videos a

37:01

few years ago. And the 4,000 videos

37:03

are suddenly lit so well. It

37:07

was because they were like getting in trouble, right?

37:09

They were like, they were hosting tons of revenge

37:11

porn and people big nine. I've heard of this,

37:13

Child Pornhub. And then like Taylor said, I've heard

37:16

it was revenge porn. You know what Motherless does?

37:18

The right thing. You could put anything you want

37:20

on Motherless and they'll turn you into the FBI and

37:22

you'll go to jail when you do it. And they take any

37:25

time someone complains, they take the

37:27

video down. But otherwise it's freedom

37:29

over there at motherless.com. The only problem is

37:31

you'll be like scrolling and there'll be a

37:34

lot of doo-doo. And there'll be like a

37:36

guy who likes his junk being bitten by

37:38

wasps. It's like, oh God, this is the

37:40

opposite of what I was looking for. I

37:42

really just wanted to see really hardcore blow

37:44

jobs. That's the only platform I want to

37:46

see online. I want to, what's it

37:48

called? Black tears. Yeah, you know, when the mascara is

37:50

running. Oh. That

37:52

seems like innocence compared to the wasp

37:55

thing. You got to go

37:57

into the wasp website if you want to

37:59

see. Legit blacking years. Okay, like

38:01

I just want to see some loving girl

38:03

blowing her boyfriend and giving it all she's

38:05

got right until She's

38:09

not trying There should

38:12

be some gagging. I stopped short of

38:14

any vomit whatsoever However, if you're gonna

38:16

believe that the big leagues then sometimes

38:18

you hit a foul ball. Yeah

38:21

You can't hang with the big dogs get off the porch. I

38:23

I Remember I

38:25

I saw this hot porno gift and I sent it to

38:27

my girlfriend I was like we should do this and it's

38:29

like Girlfriend just like bouncing on the guy

38:31

and like like like fucking like jerk in the bottom of

38:33

his dick while she's riding Him or something like that. I

38:36

was like, oh, that looks fun. And I sent it to

38:38

her Innocent normal fucky fuckery but

38:40

and I didn't watch the whole gift She

38:47

just like takes the handful of come and throws it in

38:53

She's like, alright, that's what you want I

38:58

watched the whole thing on her end. You know what I mean?

39:00

Like like I opened it up in the app. I sent it to

39:02

her and cuz yeah I want to watch again that was I and

39:04

she's like and so I have to Except

39:06

for that last five seconds likes

39:09

to come into the guys She

39:19

gives him the best hand job ever and then shits in

39:21

his mouth like whoa god I didn't know what's gonna end

39:23

that way, but there's no

39:25

good answer on the pornography thing I I

39:27

think if we're speaking for society again and

39:29

just making a better Society

39:32

or a better planet of people whatever

39:35

Monography is evil. It's wrong. So

39:37

those alcohol so it's tobacco. It's always

39:39

I actually

39:42

do believe that there's You

39:45

know the pornography on the innocent end

39:47

is not bad for society at all But

39:49

how to get it to stop where woody thinks

39:51

it's right is impossible. It's like ice

39:53

cream It's like you could say to sing about

39:56

it. There's nothing on ice cream and you look

39:58

at the guy over there. He's gorging himself all

40:00

day every day in diabetes. He's already lost the

40:02

left foot right on the way. His family's left

40:04

him. Now we're all supporting him

40:07

because he's on government assistance and you

40:09

could make some rough ice cream addiction.

40:11

But that's what pornography does. It's just you just don't

40:13

see it because the feet don't fall off. It's

40:16

people's souls deteriorating. Forgive me for using the word soul.

40:18

I know you don't believe in that. But if you

40:20

can imagine, but if

40:23

you can imagine, you're going to go there. Those

40:25

aren't real cops. Whatever it is inside of

40:28

us that's degraded by doing degraded things like

40:31

that. When you hear people like when he came

40:33

back from the war, it wasn't the same whatever piece

40:35

of him was lost or damaged while he was at war.

40:38

There's a similar thing happening if you're gooning

40:41

all day born hope was our Vietnam.

40:43

You know, like gooning gooning

40:46

I you know, I think I'm gonna know it after

40:48

you tell it to me. Yeah, remind me. You might

40:50

have a good cave. That would be part

40:53

of it. Maybe I don't know this. I've heard that

40:55

term before. Oh, you showed me the

40:58

goon cave Reddit and it's like someone

41:00

sitting there like naked and

41:02

they architect in the making they look like

41:04

an air traffic controller with the amount of

41:07

screens they're looking at and it's like 15

41:10

different porn videos and they're like solid

41:12

goon sesh tonight and just looking at

41:14

it. It's like, they're just all

41:17

day so like, all like

41:19

the darkest pornography they can conjure with like,

41:21

hit no mixed in. Is that what gooning

41:23

is? Yeah, edging for a long time before

41:25

you all. Yeah. Okay. Maybe all not just

41:27

a long time. We're not talking about like

41:29

an hour or two hour jerk session. I

41:32

can understand that you just having fun. It's

41:34

Wednesday. What are you gonna do? Zach as

41:36

here? Let me define it for the audience

41:40

in case these idiots are like me

41:42

three minutes ago, a form of masturbation

41:45

that involves edging for a long period

41:47

of time causing a hypnotic trance like

41:49

state. Yeah. Oh, I

41:51

thought it just meant like a catch up. I thought it was

41:53

edging in. Okay. See that's

41:56

gummy. Because we don't. We

41:58

didn't know anything about goon. What you gotta

42:00

do is it's not gonna be a positive. You're like, yeah, I

42:02

just had a little goon session with a wife, no big deal.

42:04

It's gonna be like, yeah, I goon every day. Check

42:07

out my cave. Why aren't you using your

42:09

Batman voice? It doubles as my Batcave. Yeah.

42:12

It's definitely, I support his

42:14

right to do that, just as I support

42:16

people's rights to do any number of awful

42:19

things to themselves. But it's

42:21

like drugs, for example. All drugs should

42:23

be illegal. All of the recreational drugs should

42:25

be marijuana. All of them. You should

42:27

have to go to a doctor and not one of those

42:29

hippie doctors. They should all be illegal. But

42:34

I don't like that kind of, I don't like

42:36

that tyranny. I think I should be able to

42:39

take heroin. I think I should be able to

42:41

kill myself with heroin slowly and you should have to support me.

42:43

I think you should have to pay my doctor bills

42:45

while I kill myself slowly with heroin. I believe that.

42:48

But if I'm out for society's good, not

42:50

my own good, where I get to do all the

42:53

heroin I want, you pay for it, then

42:55

I gotta say no heroin for anybody, right?

42:58

It's two different mindsets. Drugs are really tricky

43:00

for me. Same thing with the 16-year-olds. If

43:05

Kyle can't have them, no one can. You

43:09

can have 16-year-olds in this state. Like

43:12

pot, mushrooms, and

43:14

there's another one. Alcohol.

43:17

Acid. I'm okay with it. Alcohol kills more

43:20

people than so many scary things. I think

43:22

that number's pumped up by the fact that

43:24

it's legal. If you give these

43:26

other drugs legality, they might join it. I don't

43:28

know which one exactly. Is it acid? Is it

43:30

heroin? Heroin would pass it, I bet, if it

43:32

were legal. But maybe

43:36

I'm just coming from tradition. Anyway, I like those legal.

43:38

This is a thing where I'm trying to do what

43:40

I just said you can't do with porn. So I

43:42

don't have an answer for my own hypocrisy, trying to

43:44

draw a line at the right spot. But

43:47

I also liken it to action

43:49

sports. You should absolutely be

43:51

allowed the hang glide or base jump or

43:53

even just free solo. Like I would hate

43:55

a country where they said, no, no, no,

43:57

no, you can't play on that rock wall.

44:00

We've determined that you know it

44:02

takes so much talent to climb that one you're not

44:04

allowed I think that's a shitty place to live. I

44:06

don't like that And

44:08

somehow that ties into all sorts of other bad

44:11

decisions. You might want to make in my mind.

44:13

Yeah Again, like if I'm trying

44:15

to form a utopia We

44:17

got to eliminate some freedoms because

44:20

because at the edge It's

44:22

just like how one man's freedom fighter is another

44:24

man man's terrorist. Yeah, you know your freedom shouldn't

44:26

encroach on mine That's usually my weather vane if

44:29

I'm going for like it It's

44:31

it's that's the one I do for me

44:33

again It's like that's the one I want

44:35

to be a part of for my own

44:38

Selfish reasons is the one where we

44:40

are freedoms go as far as until

44:42

they intercede upon another's that that's that's

44:44

how you get rid Of yelling fire

44:47

is freedom of speech in a theater or whatever. It's like no

44:50

no no no no no no it's not

44:52

Tell me but hate speech is free speech I

44:54

so wholeheartedly believe hate speech is free speech and

44:56

free speech is hate speech I saw a German

44:58

I saw a German throwing up a SIG Heil

45:00

today and the cops threw him on the ground

45:02

What this ass and arrested him and I'm like

45:04

I don't read it. I like that like

45:07

I think I like Nazis I Fucking

45:09

hate but look nobody I love World

45:11

War two I know that the Nazis were

45:13

the bad guys unlocked some people today But

45:16

like that guy should be able to he

45:18

should be able to do whatever hand signals

45:20

he wants on the fucking street That's

45:23

what I think I see we're coming from

45:25

I I have another hypocrisy I can't resolve

45:27

in myself, which is the tax code so

45:30

America's tax code like many countries Encourage

45:32

certain behavior through the tax code one

45:35

of them is homeownership. We make the interest

45:37

on Mortgage loans

45:40

for a house like only your primary house

45:42

tax deductible. You can deduct those

45:44

from your personal income Why do we do

45:46

that? Well America has decided that homeowners are

45:48

a little more invested in their community a

45:50

little more looking towards the long-term A little

45:52

more caring about their school systems Whereas

45:55

renters like don't give a fuck about the local

45:57

place that they live in it's just the you

45:59

know passing by live on that

46:01

who gives a fuck right so

46:04

America has encouraged homeownership through the tax code

46:07

we've done it with child there's child children

46:09

tax credits and while I benefited from it

46:11

I always thought it was terrible somehow

46:13

now that I don't get it anymore I'm like you know

46:16

this is starting to make some sense because our reproductive rates

46:18

a little lower than we wish it was people are waiting

46:20

longer to have kids and I'm like well it wouldn't be

46:22

so bad if we lighten the

46:24

financial burden on young family

46:26

or any family really yeah yeah people with their

46:28

still supporting their kids so we're encouraging

46:31

certain behaviors through the tech code and somehow I'm

46:33

for that but then you know we want to

46:35

ban certain vices and I'm like where's my freedom

46:37

what do you think about a little hypocrisy there I

46:41

love these topics what what do you

46:43

think about no-fault divorces oh

46:46

it baffles me that Republicans are

46:49

trying to make divorce harder I really

46:54

maybe I'm out of touch because

46:56

I'm hearing now like I guess there's

46:59

a trend of fussing about women probably born from

47:01

some truth who get divorced because

47:03

they're not happy even though they don't

47:07

have a legitimate reason to be unhappy they

47:09

shouldn't be shaking up people's lives they're

47:12

just like you know I'm not really feeling it I'm

47:14

gonna you know burn this at the ground and start

47:16

over again there's no downside for

47:19

the woman yeah they're on the upside

47:21

it can even be incentivized they're only

47:23

upsides to a woman leaving her husband

47:26

it's why you see people in situations really I have

47:28

to divorce my husband of 37 years so that we

47:30

can afford this surgery they're only upsides

47:33

to divorce for the woman there are

47:35

only downsides for the man that's

47:37

just the way it works yeah I'm actually

47:40

not familiar with that part of the financial upside

47:42

like if you still like this guy I don't

47:44

know how you get money by being divorced but

47:46

alimony but it's coming from

47:48

there like if the two of

47:50

you go off with a new man

47:54

who also know in this case she's leaving

47:56

her husband and getting another guy's money so that

47:58

the two of them Yeah,

48:00

when women initiate divorce, they tend to like

48:03

have another branch they're holding on to

48:05

before they let go of the current one.

48:07

Like that's just how- Right. I just got

48:09

a little deep-dived

48:12

into the, I have a surgery I can't afford, so

48:14

I'll get a divorce and that'll give us a bonus.

48:16

I don't understand how that can be. Oh yeah, not

48:18

that. It's just- But I do see

48:20

women, I read about

48:22

women leaving men when they probably

48:24

should have stuck it out. Like

48:27

that guy did nothing wrong. He was a good

48:29

man and now he's financially ruined. Yeah.

48:33

He fucked up situation. Yeah, I don't like-

48:35

However, you know, it's like

48:37

a burden of proof on forcing you to stay

48:39

with the guy. We're not grandfathering it in, don't

48:41

worry. You know what I

48:43

mean? It

48:46

makes it better, right? Like now when

48:48

he proposed a marriage, just know, he

48:51

proposed a marriage. We

48:53

take lots of vows in society. When

48:56

you take that vow and you sign those papers and you

48:58

join the Marine Corps, you best believe

49:00

there's no no fault leaving the Marine

49:02

Corps. Yeah. Like we're

49:04

in the mud, buddy. Like get

49:06

your shit, simplify, commando, Joe. It's

49:09

a tricky thing. Your contract at the bank for

49:11

a mortgage loan is, you

49:13

know, a lot more serious than leaving

49:15

a marriage. Depends on how

49:18

old the marriage is. If you're a woman. If

49:20

you're a woman- It should ruin- if a

49:23

woman does that, make it like

49:25

a bankruptcy. It ruins her relationship

49:28

credit for seven years. She cannot get

49:30

married for seven years. A

49:34

little impact her status, all right. Especially

49:38

if she has a kid, like as

49:40

a single mom, everybody wants to rent

49:42

you, no one wants to buy you. Yes.

49:45

Yes. Very true. Nobody

49:47

wants to be a stepfather and for

49:50

a lot of reasons, right? Like it's not

49:52

just about- it's about you'll never be able

49:54

to discipline that child properly. So

49:56

that'll never be your child. If you can't enforce

49:58

a rule set around that- that child that

50:01

is yours without going to the

50:04

real parent as it were, then that's not

50:06

your kid. That's somebody else's kid that you're

50:08

taking care of and you're never going to be able to influence

50:11

them in the way that you need to. So you're

50:13

not a real parent. If your daddy can't spank you

50:16

and your mommy can't spank you, and I'm not talking about beating the

50:18

shit out of you, maybe like slapping you on the ass if you're

50:20

just being a jerk. Like, kids- We can just

50:22

take things away, you know. Whatever your punishment is, time out,

50:24

I don't know. That took-

50:27

Mark took my PlayStation away. You

50:31

gonna let him do that? My real dad

50:33

bought that because he has a real dad

50:35

job, Mark. What are

50:37

you playing? PlayStation 1 over there? I'm a retro consumer, you piece of

50:39

shit. I should have never married your horrible mother. I can only afford

50:41

the PS1. I think

50:45

your bitch mom divorced me and took my

50:48

fucking Oculus Rift. I

50:50

just want to- We've

50:54

got too much serious discussion. I

50:56

really wanted to compare Woody's shield

50:59

with my shield. Do you have yours

51:01

nearby? I have it right over there. I prepped it over here.

51:03

You want to go grab your shield at the- Yeah, it's in

51:05

the Game of Thrones room. Just a second. I

51:08

don't have a shield.

51:10

Fag. I don't

51:13

know what I'm going to do if I come under fire

51:15

from archers. Dude, I'll be

51:17

safe. Woody's going to bring a sword though.

51:20

I don't have a sword. I do have a hockey stick

51:22

over there. I'd rather have the

51:24

sword for doing battle. Then

51:27

the- Shut the fuck up! Oh,

51:30

I told you. I

51:32

messaged you last night. I couldn't believe it

51:34

last night. We were watching Godfather

51:37

Part 2 and I was like, I want some

51:39

snacks. So I ordered guacamole and bean dip. And

51:42

the bag showed up with a

51:44

bag of weed stuck to the

51:47

side of it. And I was like,

51:49

what the fuck? And it's weed. It's a

51:51

big- It says THCA 34.2% or some

51:53

shit. So

51:55

I'm really- That seemed strong as hell. Dude,

51:57

it was strong as fuck because I smoked

51:59

it before I ate the bean dip. if

52:01

I'm wrong but shit up right away of

52:03

one of the those red velvet light likely

52:05

given that really fortune cookies now lecture treat.

52:08

I if. What it was was get

52:10

a regular plastic we baggy that smell

52:12

proof from a dispensary and the dispensary had

52:14

slap stick around to it but the sticker

52:17

was a perfectly aligned some of the stickiness

52:19

overlapping and he a throw my food in

52:21

his car seat cities in the heat bag

52:23

like a real like a good delivery driver

52:26

so the shit had stuck to my bag

52:28

of food and it was dark out how

52:30

my porch light on so he delivered. On

52:33

a. Couple. Grams of weed wouldn't

52:35

budget and it couldn't. You.

52:37

Couldn't. Have. Given me

52:40

a better like pairing. Yours

52:43

was movie leave this other than like two

52:45

or three grams of we that I immediately

52:48

rolled up and and of a joint and

52:50

I I wasn't as a mechanic chips. On

52:52

the border. Know is

52:54

from like we have a bunch of

52:56

like authentic only from a message on

52:59

at I was imagining you like ordering

53:01

from a groceries. Now now we're there's.

53:03

like a a bunch of I'm here

53:05

these authentic Mexican kitchen/grocery stores and they've

53:07

gotta like an old Mexican lady back.

53:09

They're. Throwing. Down this

53:11

is max and seat like like mix

53:14

fajitas like Texas for years or. Fifteen.

53:17

Dollars. Or something like that.

53:19

Like normally the young twenty five dollars that

53:21

a good restaurant. It's delicious and it's authentic.

53:23

Oh which I appreciate the oh yeah, ordered

53:25

this chips and dip like I would and

53:27

have to. Leave. I'm ordering

53:29

food and. Mortar unaware

53:31

of the like I need some heat

53:34

is also. May. Be a

53:36

burrito. Ideal. Dinner last couple hours.

53:38

As with this and with Chips and Dip because

53:40

I was watching it that three our fucking movie

53:42

we saw an inherent forget he had to climb

53:44

a ladder to get that sealed. They didn't make

53:46

it back to the bottom. The. I

53:49

got. This. Is the out shields

53:51

me a minute? There's

53:53

no way I'm going america sudoku

53:55

myself now, but his shields bullshit.

54:00

bullshit no matter what no matter how Just

54:03

be rude about it shield

54:07

I think plates bigger I

54:11

wouldn't stand in the rain under that shield

54:13

What's less storm into battle you

54:15

put that on your wall is that give me a sec?

54:17

That's what makes it a game of thrones room Okay,

54:21

all right, but if it's just fucking unreal

54:23

like just This is

54:25

actually like a battle of

54:28

bastards if you look closely you'll see

54:30

Jon Snow picks this shield up and defends himself at one point

54:33

Here's where Kit Harrington signed it Mm-hmm

54:37

That's pretty cool That's

54:39

a good shield Took

54:43

a minute because I was looking for my sword.

54:45

I don't know what the North

54:49

Carolinian laws are but I really feel

54:51

like a sword should be a four

54:53

cause Divorce reason

54:55

that's viable. Oh That

54:59

is a big Oh careful with that Okay

55:05

I like If

55:13

your audio only Taylor is brandishing an

55:15

enormous sword and a hockey stick and

55:17

woody has presented a sword and

55:19

a game of

55:21

thrones shield with a direwolf sigil

55:24

on it Taylor of course

55:26

has the Persian Empire sigil from aoe3 That's

55:32

Cyrus is that Cyrus leading them we

55:34

talked about this maybe One

55:37

the the shielding I Added

55:40

sword just for extra flair was

55:42

one. I feel like alright So I think

55:44

what he might win maybe some style points

55:46

because I really like the direwolf sigil however

55:49

Taylor definitely takes it for functionality

55:51

because I think that if I

55:53

were under fire by arrows Javelins

55:57

maybe taking some wax that

56:00

looks hardy. Yeah, this is every bit

56:02

of 25 pounds. I can

56:04

lift mine like this. I can

56:06

not. You have to be really strong to do that with yours. You

56:09

might be able to. Yeah, I

56:11

fear Taylor's is the more

56:13

she's stout, but

56:15

you like yes decorative dire wolf and I

56:18

this sword's kind of cool. Now

56:20

I moved it for Christmas decorations and didn't replace it.

56:22

There was a little bit of a I gave

56:25

her some lip. What is

56:28

this is a signed game. You got a

56:30

sword. And in game

56:32

used Ray bork stick. Ray

56:35

bork. What pretty impressive that he played

56:37

for when he signed that. I

56:39

don't know. I don't know what part of the

56:41

career it was, but it's a

56:43

neat one. My dad gave it to me. Yeah, my

56:46

boss think I went to Colorado and wanted to chip

56:49

right. Yep. Yeah. Most points ever

56:51

by a defenseman over his career,

56:53

I believe. Yeah, that this

56:56

I love the shield. I'm going

56:58

to hang behind me here and then I was like,

57:00

no, I'm going to hang this like in my living

57:02

area. It looks so nice. I

57:06

like my shield. We call it the Game of

57:08

Thrones room. So having that shield in it like

57:10

maybe makes it a little more fitting, but

57:13

I do feel like the last

57:15

season or two of the show

57:18

devalued my shield. It did. That's

57:20

what's up. I would like a full

57:22

suit of armor. I saw one on.

57:25

I'm always looking at swords lately and

57:27

I saw the website had a whole suit of

57:29

armor and I think it was less than two

57:31

grand. Like a big impressive suit of armor. Not

57:34

that looked maybe it was

57:36

even wearable. It was impressive

57:38

for like, I don't know, 1500 bucks or something

57:40

like that. This

57:42

sword's cooler than I thought. Is

57:45

it sharp at all? The

57:47

pointy part is very sharp, but the sides are

57:50

not. Yeah, it's right for the best. I

57:53

always, I think I even told Taylor, like

57:55

I was linking him swords and I was

57:57

like for $20 they'll make it like a

57:59

razor. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't

58:02

do that either. They probably don't need

58:04

a 30 inch long double razor blade.

58:07

How big is your shield? Like this one

58:10

I was holding up is like almost three feet across. Almost

58:13

three feet would be pretty on target.

58:15

I don't think it's three but it's more than

58:17

two. Yeah that's that's

58:20

solid. Yeah I mean if we're

58:23

under archer fire I think

58:25

I survive at least modern archer

58:27

fire. Lately longer. Longer. Yours

58:30

is 100% fucking impervious to archer fire.

58:32

Yeah. Like you can't shoot through that shit with

58:34

a modern bow. It's unbelievably

58:36

heavy. Like I'd have to get

58:40

I'd have to be in tremendous shape to

58:42

lug this into battle. Really?

58:44

Oh yeah it's like it's probably 30

58:46

pounds. Like you think it's that

58:49

yours is an authentic like the what they

58:51

would have been like or no they definitely

58:53

would be not as heavy as that. Oh

58:55

okay. Yeah they definitely much lighter.

58:57

Like the same way that you like you

58:59

have in your head that swords were super heavy

59:02

and then you learn they're real weight and it's

59:04

like oh I guess this does make more sense.

59:06

You're running around with all the time. You have

59:08

to be pretty spry with your sword. In my

59:11

head it goes like this. The last time you

59:13

played with a sword you were nine years old

59:15

and then the adult you was like these aren't

59:17

that heavy. Yeah you know it probably is the

59:21

same way you like. You see a grade school

59:23

teacher out in public randomly and when you're in

59:25

like your 20s and you're like you're not

59:28

even that big. For

59:30

me it's when you revisit playground equipment

59:33

like from a school you graduated from 15

59:35

years ago. Like oh my god I remember

59:37

the fear at the top

59:39

of that four and a half foot tower.

59:41

Yeah I could walk these

59:44

monkey bars now. Like the Spartans used

59:46

bronze shields or

59:48

the Greeks used bronze shields and those were

59:51

those were at least 15-20 pounds for sure. You

59:54

think these bronze? Stronger per like

59:57

per gram than wood is. I guess it would be. Yeah

59:59

oh For sure. Yeah, yeah, I

1:00:01

just don't have bronze that well. I think

1:00:03

I mean copper for example, maybe isn't I

1:00:06

don't know What is what

1:00:08

is bronze is copper with

1:00:10

tin? Right. I

1:00:12

thought it was brass and tin. Oh,

1:00:15

maybe you're right. I know the reason I like

1:00:19

Brass isn't on the periodic I Don't

1:00:24

know I don't remember anymore from being honest

1:00:26

I know that like the bronze age like

1:00:28

it was easier to make it's it was

1:00:30

easier to make shot of bronze Than

1:00:33

iron for a long time because you can

1:00:35

just you could just pour and

1:00:37

like mold swords out of bronze Whereas

1:00:40

like for they didn't figure that

1:00:42

out with iron until obviously like steel like

1:00:45

but iron itself when you're just making an

1:00:47

iron sword a Lot

1:00:49

of wear and tear rust super heavy and

1:00:51

it takes a long time to like a

1:00:53

sword shit Whereas bronze you can just pour

1:00:56

iron is soft Does that have to do with

1:00:58

how you quench it and I don't think I

1:01:00

fully understand how to harden steel? No, no, so

1:01:06

Or in burning oil and Cold

1:01:08

too quick. So I know this is what I weld

1:01:11

shit. I get it too hot and now it's weak

1:01:13

No matter how well the weld went. Yeah,

1:01:15

so You're adding

1:01:17

carbon to iron to make steel, right?

1:01:19

so that's being introduced from the smoke

1:01:21

and the ash and and and Number

1:01:24

of other things that that are just

1:01:26

part of the blacksmithing process happen stance

1:01:28

wise but

1:01:30

the quenching thing I think

1:01:32

has something to do with the alignment of

1:01:35

the of the atomic

1:01:37

structure of the metal when they're

1:01:39

trying to like they're trying to get it right

1:01:41

and then and Something about they don't want to

1:01:43

I don't I don't think you want to shock

1:01:45

quench it like fast until You're

1:01:49

done. Maybe maybe that's it. Maybe

1:01:51

but there's more than one quenching like some

1:01:53

people do it Yeah oil and some people

1:01:55

do it. I think in a war and

1:01:57

then so I wonder why there's

1:02:00

I wonder if doing in the oil is adding carbon

1:02:02

to the steel on multiple layers like they're adding layers

1:02:04

of Carbon to it maybe somehow in

1:02:06

that way like one get in the way the

1:02:08

temper and the other adding I don't know I've

1:02:11

What happens is I've I've gotten into this I've

1:02:13

learned it and I understood it for as long

1:02:16

as I understood the movie primer Level

1:02:20

100 smithing in Skyrim you don't even know Okay

1:02:23

level 100 smithing I've made thousands of

1:02:25

iron daggers None

1:02:28

of them high quality for damage off, but you

1:02:31

know leather braces braces to expert Yeah,

1:02:35

now that I've got a now that

1:02:37

I've got a Persian emblem shield Which

1:02:40

that's like the exact Persian emblem from Age of

1:02:42

Empires 2 which is fucking sweet now

1:02:44

I either I need to buy a Persian

1:02:47

style sword Mm-hmm, and I was hoping in

1:02:49

our group chat like a week ago Kyle

1:02:52

was like Oh, I could get really into

1:02:54

collecting Roman stuff and I'd be like that'd

1:02:56

be fun then I could get really into

1:02:58

collecting Persian stuff because they were kind

1:03:00

of rivals back in the day and I could

1:03:02

like learn a lot about Persian victories over Roman

1:03:04

armies and get really invested in It and then

1:03:06

you could like clap back and

1:03:09

be like no idiot the Romans

1:03:11

But fuck the Persians and it'd

1:03:13

be fun just pretend you're unteachable I

1:03:16

don't know. I looked at fucking 1423

1:03:18

BC. Yeah, I read the

1:03:21

propaganda from And

1:03:25

you I'm gonna start saying like

1:03:27

we about Persians we had elephants

1:03:29

you did not wait I'm a

1:03:31

Roman though. I'm a

1:03:33

mix of what I'm certainly more Italian than

1:03:35

I am But

1:03:40

I mean they wore elephants wore elephants rock that's so cool

1:03:44

you would have been a Roman and I would have been a Norman

1:03:48

or Maybe a

1:03:50

gall or a kelt or

1:03:53

just an angle of Saxon I feel like those are

1:03:55

the only you know areas that could

1:03:57

actually draw upon with any genealogical

1:04:00

Kyle's part Neanderthal, so he could

1:04:02

just come back with a rock.

1:04:05

We don't know what cool weapons they had. Your

1:04:08

people ganged up on us, and

1:04:10

you bred so fast. We had

1:04:12

bigger lung capacities. We had the

1:04:14

capacity for art, for culture. We

1:04:17

were the better race. We were the master

1:04:19

race some say. Very briefly. I don't know

1:04:22

what part Neanderthal I had, but apparently my

1:04:24

mother had a ton of it in her.

1:04:27

White people have, most

1:04:29

European, people of white European

1:04:31

descent have some Neanderthal in

1:04:33

them. For sure, yeah.

1:04:35

Because we rape them to death. They're

1:04:37

like, oh, did we kill all of

1:04:39

them to the man? Well, kinda.

1:04:42

I don't know if that was it,

1:04:44

or if we won by them homogenizing

1:04:47

into us, and they just kind of bred

1:04:49

themselves. We bred them out of the fit,

1:04:51

effectively. You know the

1:04:53

answer to that. Ancient man found a

1:04:56

weird subspecies of man, not just other

1:04:58

men, because that's who we normally massacre

1:05:01

down to every man and then rape their women and

1:05:03

kill their children. That's what we do

1:05:05

to people that look like us, exactly like us,

1:05:07

whose language is close. That's what we do to

1:05:09

them. But you're telling me

1:05:12

there's some cavemen up there with big-ass

1:05:14

fucking ugly brows, and we're gonna be

1:05:16

like, brother, come join

1:05:18

our tribe. Fuck our women. No,

1:05:21

we killed them all, we raped their women,

1:05:23

we made half Neanderthal slave children, and then

1:05:25

we probably- You think so? That's what we

1:05:27

did. I choose to believe that Neanderthal women

1:05:29

were better at sex in some way. Like,

1:05:31

homo sapien women just only did doggy. They

1:05:33

had two pussies. And Neanderthals rode you on

1:05:35

top, and they were tighter. I don't know.

1:05:37

Yeah, they had their caves. Ayo.

1:05:41

They were out of the caves by then. But

1:05:44

my point is, that's what we did. There's no-

1:05:46

because that's what we do. That's what

1:05:49

we do today. That's what we

1:05:51

do today. Well, there's certainly probably a

1:05:53

mix of those, where

1:05:56

it's like, hey, we

1:05:58

just conquered you. You can either

1:06:00

assimilate or lose. But it wouldn't

1:06:02

have been, it wouldn't have been, this is tribal

1:06:04

warfare, right? It would have

1:06:06

been like eight Neanderthals came down, like

1:06:09

two and a half families of Neanderthals are over there

1:06:11

by our watering hole. Kill the men,

1:06:14

take the hot one, bash the children's brains

1:06:16

out. And take all their shit. That's what

1:06:18

we do. Yeah, I think you're making strong points. Yeah, yeah, that

1:06:20

does my apology. Neanderthals don't show up

1:06:23

with a cool fucking headdress on and be

1:06:25

like, I am a Doug, the king of

1:06:27

the Neanderthals. We have a city over there

1:06:29

and you have a city over here and

1:06:31

we just met for some weird reason, but

1:06:33

let's be, no, no, we kill on site.

1:06:36

That's what we always do. Yeah, they weren't as good at

1:06:38

pro creating. There weren't as many of them that you're going

1:06:40

to lose. And I think they weren't as good at teamwork.

1:06:42

Numbers game. Like they didn't tend to form tribes

1:06:46

according to the internet. Their tribes couldn't be as big.

1:06:48

We're just super good at working together. I saw this

1:06:50

discussion on how many wolves it took to take down

1:06:52

a bear and they were asking a guy

1:06:54

who's seen bears fight wolves. So it helps. And

1:06:56

he was like, I'm sick. Five,

1:06:59

I'm sick. Five, because a barrel stay

1:07:01

there for hours and fight three wolves,

1:07:03

maybe four wolves, five

1:07:05

or six wolves. He's going to head for the hills. He knows they

1:07:07

got him out number. They're pulling on it from every side. Like, like

1:07:10

he's got to get out of there. And I was like, yeah, I

1:07:12

guess that makes sense. Cause I always forget that like

1:07:14

wolves are fucking them. But so a pack,

1:07:16

so five wolves or a bear or

1:07:19

a man, which would you rather manage? Would

1:07:22

I rather have sex with in the woods?

1:07:25

Yeah. I love that question really

1:07:27

blew up all over. I know you don't, I

1:07:30

guess go on the internet, Taylor. I saw

1:07:32

bits and pieces of it after the fact.

1:07:35

And it was, it was what I assumed.

1:07:38

It was exactly women

1:07:40

signaling, like frustration

1:07:43

at men in a way that like

1:07:45

is totally disingenuous. And even they know

1:07:48

they're lying. Like,

1:07:50

no, no. It's

1:07:53

interesting how different our take is on this. No,

1:07:56

because they wouldn't, they are a man of

1:07:58

men and they are ignorant of bears. And

1:08:00

that is as far as it needs to go the

1:08:02

ant that all of those those women's answers

1:08:04

would have been different if they were Forced

1:08:07

to answer the question. Would you rather account

1:08:09

encounter in the forest a bear or a

1:08:11

black man? If

1:08:14

you let them 100% of them

1:08:16

would have said black man if it's not

1:08:18

actually anonymous dressing Signal

1:08:22

okay, that's a different thing You're now you're bringing

1:08:25

in another like crazy thing in our society with

1:08:27

with with anti white racism And

1:08:30

and like mixing it in if you make

1:08:32

the survey anonymous, so like hey bubbling

1:08:36

Black man or bear which one would you wrap

1:08:38

black man or black bear? Which would you rather bump

1:08:40

into in the woods? Like

1:08:43

I still say they're gonna I might use black bear

1:08:45

now that I know it I'd

1:08:48

like to a woman who got her face eaten

1:08:50

by a black bear I've successfully defeated a black

1:08:52

bear know who you're talking to all right you

1:08:54

know the black bear one I do I

1:08:57

told him he was a bad bear and

1:08:59

he ran off like I heard his feelings

1:09:01

These are not the scariest creatures. I would

1:09:03

still I pick any race of man over

1:09:05

any race of bear I don't think

1:09:07

you don't know you've come in combat with a black

1:09:09

bear. I see not that bad. I really aren't right

1:09:11

there I

1:09:14

genuinely see women's point there when they say

1:09:16

man Because like

1:09:18

just as quickly as I'll send you that you

1:09:21

mean there when they say man When

1:09:24

they say bear when they say they'd rather bump into

1:09:26

the bear I I get that to some extent I

1:09:29

don't know if I put myself in the position of a

1:09:31

woman. It's like man ah It's

1:09:36

hard to it's hard when you imagine

1:09:38

yourself as a woman, and you

1:09:40

don't want to be sexually assaulted by a man And

1:09:44

you don't and you know I imagine you don't

1:09:46

want to be lowered and eaten by a bear Well,

1:09:49

maybe they you know I would choose

1:09:51

man because Men

1:09:54

don't prey on men at the way they

1:09:56

prey on women But

1:09:58

I'm also fully aware that Bears

1:10:00

prey on Everything smaller than

1:10:03

them in some instances so

1:10:05

I get that too And I sent you that I really

1:10:07

did link you on whatsapp that lady whose face was eaten

1:10:09

by a black bear And I didn't like

1:10:11

that. I can't believe no one posted

1:10:13

that subreddit Like like you know they

1:10:15

should just put it up There's a subreddit called leopards

1:10:17

ate my face, and it's all about people who who

1:10:20

like get their come up with No,

1:10:22

not at all It's

1:10:25

people getting their come up with space ically, and it's

1:10:27

a bit ironic the way it happens so that that

1:10:29

one would Well

1:10:34

you understand why I went there right Ate

1:10:37

my face no it a lot of it is

1:10:40

Anti-republican politics in that subreddit like red

1:10:42

gay people who support the Republicans for

1:10:44

example will be showing what and then

1:10:46

again Then they put this like trying

1:10:49

to remove my marriage, and it's like

1:10:51

leopards ate my face right yeah Realizing

1:10:54

that you but sometimes it's

1:10:56

not against Republicans

1:10:58

and they'll just be like whatever like maybe

1:11:00

you fought your life to free rapists from

1:11:02

jail Did you get raped that happened there

1:11:04

was that woman who like got the rapist

1:11:06

out and then he raped her and her

1:11:09

mother and killed them both Yeah,

1:11:13

I didn't that that one's new to me I

1:11:16

think Anthony Kumi a retweeted that onto my These

1:11:23

Twitter's that the most

1:11:26

racist place on the internet like that's where

1:11:28

you go dude. It's ground zero Violent

1:11:35

crime in three minutes Anthony's on the

1:11:37

fucking APY are getting news about it

1:11:39

so we can retweet it I So

1:11:42

I don't Browse Twitter ever

1:11:44

I probably hit it every day because I'll

1:11:46

get linked to it from reddit or something

1:11:48

But I don't scroll it but

1:11:50

Anthony told her Taylor told me to

1:11:52

check out Kumi his thing and God Like

1:11:55

he was right at just that moment until you grab

1:11:57

a random period of time you check that thing out

1:12:00

And it is a rough look oh, yeah

1:12:02

You you want to know the the

1:12:04

most recent in a country of 350 million

1:12:07

people the most recent black violent criminal

1:12:10

Anthony Kumi already has his name It'd

1:12:13

be funny you'd asked him and he's ah Devon Morris

1:12:16

actually that happened three seconds ago Yeah,

1:12:18

he's ranked Phyllis murdered like how do you

1:12:20

get it? He's getting like like amber alerts

1:12:22

You know they changed in California, right you

1:12:24

need a black kids That's

1:12:33

true. Oh, yeah, I heard about that Jack

1:12:35

fact check me on that. I'm pretty sure

1:12:37

California made instead of amber alert They've

1:12:40

got like fucking ebony alert or some shit

1:12:43

just so you know that it's a black kid who's missing

1:12:45

Yeah, they have to take it out widely. Yeah,

1:12:47

that's some horrible Well, that's in

1:12:49

the eye of the beholder that that might work against them

1:12:51

if that was their goal Let

1:12:54

me be funny like cuz in my phone. I disabled them

1:12:56

all cuz I'm not gonna do that. Yeah,

1:12:58

it asked Kind of

1:13:01

an Android so I

1:13:03

don't it asked me if I want to accept

1:13:05

amber alerts. I'm like absolutely not I don't want

1:13:07

any alerts. I do it asked me if I

1:13:09

wanted extreme weather alert alerts those

1:13:11

none of that I don't want any of that

1:13:13

shit But if I could choose

1:13:15

whether I want yes to amber alerts and no

1:13:17

to ebony alerts that that'd be hilarious I know

1:13:20

it'd be pretty funny You're not doing

1:13:22

any for either of them. Yeah, what

1:13:25

do they call it ebony? Oh everybody alert

1:13:27

call it right nice. I think they have one

1:13:29

for Mexicans too, maybe They

1:13:33

got it one for trans kids. Oh, what's

1:13:35

the the Mexican alert? Yeah Hey

1:13:44

Come up with a But

1:13:50

not awful The

1:13:57

one that's like you call me a beaner that's great

1:14:00

But like, beaner is too

1:14:02

silly to be offensive. Yeah, but my back is

1:14:04

closer to kike. It's like you mean business and

1:14:06

you drop the... Beaner like short

1:14:09

for something? Like Mexican? No,

1:14:11

but like... Because they're poor? Oh,

1:14:14

it's just a person that eats beans. That's the

1:14:16

reference. No, it's a Mexican And if I say

1:14:18

beaner, I mean a Mexican and fellow racists will

1:14:20

get my meaning and Mexicans will get my meaning.

1:14:22

So if there's a Mexican, a white guy, and

1:14:24

a black guy, and I go, yo, beaner! The

1:14:27

Mexican guy is the only one who's mad at problems.

1:14:29

What's the etymology of beaner? Like where did that come

1:14:31

from? Because Mexicans are poor and they eat beans. That's

1:14:33

it. Okay. I

1:14:35

bet we could also tap Anthony Kumeya for the

1:14:38

entomology of beaner. Angkually.

1:14:42

It pulls down like a slide. It

1:14:47

all leads back to gassy Mexicans. It

1:14:49

all leads back to another group we

1:14:52

haven't approached yet. Well, I think it's

1:14:54

dinner time. Yeah.

1:14:57

All right. Well, Taylor, I look forward to bringing you

1:14:59

to our show. I

1:15:02

will absolutely buy a sword now. I'm gonna give him to

1:15:04

be called the punch. That

1:15:06

won't be hard. No, he's not gonna

1:15:09

do it. He's moving in slow-mo. He's larping

1:15:11

on being a sword-larper. In

1:15:16

the closet. The guy is the

1:15:18

guy pretending to be one. I

1:15:24

love that. Can't decide if I want a

1:15:26

really good sword or just an okay sword.

1:15:28

Like, the question is, do I want to

1:15:30

look at it or do I want to

1:15:32

chop some shit in the backyard with it

1:15:34

occasionally? And like, do I... Like, you know,

1:15:37

when the burglars come, do I want to draw

1:15:39

that thing? I'm telling you right now, that

1:15:41

would be a great fucking headline if I killed

1:15:43

somebody with a sword in a break-in or something. I

1:15:46

like an old... Hilarious. Like,

1:15:48

Leonidas in your living room. Is

1:15:50

there a Russian sword? I bet Russians you

1:15:52

have swords somewhere in there. Yeah, but I'm

1:15:55

not... Only make-believe Russian. I

1:15:57

want a real... No, but the headline's

1:15:59

gonna be FPS. Russia swords a guy

1:16:01

swords a guy hmm well hopefully

1:16:03

they their grammar is better than

1:16:05

that. That's just a kill. That's

1:16:07

a hilarious misinformed home defense debacle.

1:16:10

That's right Don it was a

1:16:12

decorative sword and I'm

1:16:14

gonna let you know right now that

1:16:16

luck was not decorative in the least.

1:16:18

Those were real bullets real guns. The

1:16:22

kimono he was wearing makes it more embarrassing.

1:16:24

He tried to convince us it was a

1:16:26

erotic association. I

1:16:31

got a Shogun helmet with all the shit

1:16:33

on the forehead. His

1:16:36

body was discovered when they barged in and

1:16:38

found his podcast co-host taking his pants off

1:16:40

tying his body to a door knob by

1:16:43

the neck. Oh

1:16:46

reverse it. He said you

1:16:48

don't understand I'm helping as we do.

1:16:53

The older one said this

1:16:55

will be hilarious. So

1:16:58

I've got to decide between functional sword and decorative

1:17:01

sword because the price difference is somewhat

1:17:03

substantial. Yes you know

1:17:05

or historical sword which is sick as fuck.

1:17:08

I sent you some historical Persian swords and

1:17:10

they're like fifteen hundred to five thousand dollars

1:17:12

but these are ancient

1:17:14

fucking swords with decorative handles and

1:17:16

it's like that is a

1:17:19

piece of history that's pretty sick. I

1:17:21

really like that not enough to part with

1:17:23

five grand but yeah if somebody did I

1:17:25

would be in awe. Rogan

1:17:29

apparently has like an ancient samurai sword. I remember

1:17:31

he showed you on musk he's like this is

1:17:33

a fucking not a Hetori han. He's like this

1:17:35

is a Hetori han so sword it was made

1:17:37

in the 16th century or

1:17:39

some shit it's pretty fucking cool that

1:17:41

he's got like a real deal ancient

1:17:44

samurai sword. I'm with you for some

1:17:46

reason samurai is not the one that lights my

1:17:48

fire. If it was Roman or Persian or I

1:17:50

don't know I've got Russian in my

1:17:52

head for the last 30 seconds like that

1:17:54

would be neat to me. I like my Mozart and the Gaunt

1:17:56

for the same reason even though they're not so hard to find.

1:17:59

Yeah they're awesome. They're harder than they used to be. Oh,

1:18:01

okay. Yeah That's

1:18:03

one thing that that's one thing you can collect

1:18:05

It's a pretty affordable is getting all the four

1:18:07

or five major World War two bolt guns the

1:18:10

spring field and the area Yeah,

1:18:13

you have the their soccer Yes,

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and I think the other one's the

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American one Springfield

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1903, maybe there maybe that's what you

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probably know better than me. I'd have to go downstairs The

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garand the one goes ping and the clip flies

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out the top But then is the best about

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the people listening sure. Yeah, I don't

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know if that's true or not That's probably

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a rat. Lucky said PKN

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