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Alright, PKN 509. We were just talking about

0:03

guns and hunting and such before the show.

0:06

I wondered, Kyle, he brought up hunting.

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Is there a world where you save money

0:12

hunting? Like I can tell you

0:14

fish. Yeah, it's pretty unlikely. I think the

0:16

most expensive fish you'll ever eat are the

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ones you've caught. I disagree

0:20

on that part too. I think it's about how

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you go about doing either thing. So

0:25

you can go and get a, what's

0:27

it called? A Zebco 303 or whatever

0:30

at the gas station. The cheapest rod

0:32

they make, a $25 rod

0:35

and just some basic shit. And you could go

0:37

feed yourself. Now if you go get a bass

0:39

boat and 15 rod, I

0:41

know I have friends

0:43

who competitively bass fish throughout

0:46

childhood and adulthood. And

0:48

it's, oh my God, it's $50,000 this and a $38,000 and

0:52

I'm going to need 20 different rods,

0:54

each geared up for specific centers. They don't

0:56

bring one rod and change tackle. They got

0:58

five digits. That's adorable. They should get into

1:00

offshore stuff. Each

1:03

thing is, you know, like, and it's,

1:05

but if you were subsistence fishing, like

1:07

you just need a rod,

1:09

right? And tackle and stuff. And so

1:11

if you're in the right place, like

1:13

a net, probably like, I think that's,

1:15

if you're a villager off Hawaii or

1:17

something, you probably fish with a net.

1:19

Question mark. I made a fish traps

1:21

as a kid. See with all you

1:23

need is like string and chicken wire

1:25

and you sort of make this chicken,

1:27

this cylinder out of chicken wire and

1:29

one ends capped off and the other

1:31

is a funnel turned in. So you

1:33

can imagine with the funnel turned in,

1:35

it ends with the, the pokey chicken

1:37

wire ends sort of part

1:39

of it together. I guess is the travel

1:42

to like, if you live where the fish

1:44

are, you know, if you're on

1:46

the edge of the ocean or someplace with good

1:48

fishing, that's one thing. But like, if you're a

1:50

fly fisherman, I doubt you're saving

1:52

money with those trout you bring back, you know,

1:55

dude. Yeah. I mean, if you're subsistence hunting

1:57

or a flight to Alaska alone, wiped out.

2:00

I would like the only people

2:02

who would subsistence hunt or fish or people who are

2:04

near that stuff like I I personally know multiple

2:07

people who get like Two

2:09

or three deer every season and then

2:12

the vast majority of the meat

2:15

They're eating just like week to week is deer

2:17

throughout the year Like they get so much that

2:19

they're like giving it away to people so like

2:22

Reference for what deer is worth and what they

2:25

spent getting it because I imagine I'm not I'm

2:27

not a hunter I do have a license to

2:29

kill but I Haven't

2:33

actually done it yet. You I could

2:35

spend a lot I could spend a lot getting the

2:37

full costume the Expensive

2:39

rifle and the scope that would let

2:41

me shoot from three miles away unnecessarily

2:43

most likely I I can

2:45

just imagine all the fucking potions I put on

2:47

myself to smell like a deer in heat. I

2:50

don't know But

2:52

you could probably do it cheaper and make a profit

2:55

when you're when you're like I I

2:58

always just a good year are everywhere like

3:00

they are here in the Midwest I'm sure

3:02

in Georgia every way that in North Carolina

3:04

like that like you don't need $10,000

3:07

worth of equipment like the people I know who

3:10

do the hundred out the cost of it is

3:12

a box of bullets and like the Same gun

3:14

they've been using for a decade You

3:17

don't need a good gun at all. Like I've killed

3:19

here with a black powder rifle. I've killed the year

3:21

with bows So

3:23

I'm gonna good choice No, no, I

3:26

mean, I mean if you can get the deer within 50

3:29

yards and you want if you want to use buckshot

3:31

or if you're going to have a Now you need

3:33

a special slug gun and a scope to go on

3:35

your slug gun and now why am

3:38

I shooting a slug? Don't rifles do this

3:40

but way better. Yeah. Yeah Okay

3:42

What you do is go by like I

3:44

would I would always go back to a Remington 700

3:46

something that's new in the box for like Five six

3:48

hundred dollars and I wouldn't get a good scope because

3:50

you don't need a good scope You're shooting a hundred

3:52

or two hundred yards at the most You

3:55

know two or two or three hundred dollars scope is gonna be

3:57

fine, too But you're

3:59

killing it for that way Sure,

4:01

and then you kill a deer that weighs 100 pounds, it dresses

4:03

out to 50 pounds and it costs you $150, $200

4:05

to get it dressed. And

4:08

then so you've got meat for three or $4 a pound. And

4:12

you can just repeat that really quickly. Like I would kill, I

4:15

feel 40 deer almost one year, you

4:17

know, just myself. And that's a special

4:19

license from the warden. Just for that

4:21

statue to limitations. I'm like PD, I'm

4:23

in the clip. You're

4:25

going to call in from a bungalow

4:28

and hunt about this. I'm

4:30

sorry about those deers, Naku. I

4:32

killed a deer chain I made. No, I killed like

4:35

35 that year. My dad allegedly

4:37

killed like another 25 or 30. And

4:39

you know, you could kill a deer almost

4:42

every day when we would go. If

4:44

you're not getting that big like trophy

4:46

buck, but if you're hunting for meat,

4:48

man, it's just easy. It's just

4:51

easy to do that. You could absolutely do that.

4:54

And it wouldn't be like some Davey Crockett shit

4:56

where your main life's goal is like, I don't

4:58

know. I got to kill a deer this

5:00

week. You'd be like, yeah, the fridge is full. The freezer's full. Like

5:02

the whole season we have meat for the next year and a half

5:04

because I went hunting for two weeks. That's always

5:06

the problem with like deer hunters who do this

5:08

meat thing is they end up giving dozens

5:11

of pounds of sausage and, you know,

5:13

backstrap or whatever to their friends and

5:15

family because they get an industrial fridge

5:17

for their fucking garage and then three

5:19

deer in. All right.

5:22

Well, there's just no possible way to fit more meat

5:24

in here. And this is more than enough for the

5:27

next 15 months. I don't know if you have a

5:29

big deer hunting friend or a tomato growing friend because

5:31

a tomato growing friend is pretty good. There's a lot

5:33

of overlap in those friends. Like there's

5:35

a lot of people who are like subsistence

5:38

hunting probably also have a little garden. So

5:41

that's a good add up. I don't think you're

5:43

allowed to sell venison, you know, that you've hunted

5:45

and procured in the wild. I

5:48

think any and all venison you're eating must be

5:50

like a farmed deer. I would imagine. I don't

5:52

know too much about the legality, but I'm sure

5:54

it is because I know that I can't go,

5:56

you Know, kill a deer and sell its meat on

5:58

the internet. Yeah. I

6:01

mean in, have you ever got on the

6:03

fence in a beer? But I've made fun

6:05

of the Indians a thousand times for not

6:08

inventing the fans by actually to have entered

6:10

tall sense for deer that you don't even

6:12

need to like Sense amendment like if you're

6:14

deer hunting around here like you could be

6:16

with some retard who misses badly and scares

6:19

all the deer off. And like. Thirty.

6:21

Five forty minutes later, a whole new crop

6:24

of dear is gonna be in that area

6:26

because there's just so many of them wandering

6:28

about. Especially as it you know

6:30

if you're in an area where there's

6:32

any industrial farming going on, if there's

6:34

a thousand acres of soy beans, corn,

6:36

wheat nearby like. That. Less populated by

6:38

dear it's it's part of by lots of big

6:41

healthy deer and they need to be thinned out

6:43

like there's too many. Doesn't.

6:46

It in it. Pretty pretty solid. The.

6:48

You know, not as good as a cow because

6:50

they're not now but I like I'm are some

6:52

people really dislike and I don't mind it. One

6:54

that. At we always did

6:57

am. Or. What Was it? A

6:59

will attorney you'd like. Tenderize. Of a

7:01

hammer and yeah, eat it with gravy. What?

7:04

Is that? He. Do like of

7:06

like a veal. The Cada you'd get

7:08

a did Italian resigned us again. Anyway,

7:10

it's it's it's it's real good at it.

7:13

He really wanted to. subsistence aren't like

7:15

you could do it and be fine

7:17

like you you would. You would hit the

7:19

snowball where it where all of a

7:21

sudden you'd go from no food to

7:23

too much food so fast. And. Then

7:25

if you really want any capella arriving back to

7:27

it's a that right button pawnshop then you

7:29

know I mean like when they are two of

7:32

us and then suddenly your crops are commanded

7:34

asked for everything's great and if you're a real

7:36

bad as soon as you get out the bow

7:38

and arrow and then you're only and for

7:40

our for you know pennies. That make

7:42

your own boehner like at like a red man. We.

7:45

The the easiest some says subsistence

7:47

method is facing his farming is

7:49

it. It depends where you left.

7:51

definitely not farming. Families are harder

7:53

than sitting, you're hunting if your

7:55

bio make our and you prelate

7:57

one of those this traps like

7:59

ours. Talking about in a union? sling that

8:01

thing out into the the water every day with

8:03

a big chunk of like, I don't know. it

8:06

was some sort of corn bader? something. Oh

8:08

my god they like every night would be

8:10

a fish fry for the whole group. Lately.

8:13

The Be a Dozen isn't that amazing.

8:15

Every nearby and show I watch is

8:17

not like that at all at all.

8:19

They're out there freezing their ass off

8:21

in cold water, something going days between

8:23

never catching anything until like. Or.

8:26

A clearly planted faces sound on

8:28

the beach. practically still on a

8:30

cellphone wrap. Sweet. We.

8:33

Were we would capture out there was a

8:35

upon that was gonna be like. All.

8:37

Those down and turned into farmland and we

8:39

went. Caught all of the catfish out of

8:41

it. One of those traps itself active they

8:44

were. We got all the families that were

8:46

in on and zoomed our pond. Am.

8:48

And we also like. Fought

8:51

thousand. And eleven hundred cafes or something

8:53

like that and they disservice acted upon. Yeah,

8:55

and so we only my grandparents m upon

8:57

the Dame. Stocks. Probably three

8:59

years ago because we used to do a lot

9:02

when we arrived in a we still on were

9:04

fishing and one of their palms on their property

9:06

and the thing about catfish is there like. Reptiles

9:09

and that they will keep growing and

9:11

growing and growing and growing up as

9:13

long as they have sufficient food. And

9:16

so like we kind of like

9:18

went to Plus Years. After.

9:21

They started without really doing much fishing

9:23

in that pond room and then we

9:25

went to go do elastomers. They're just

9:28

a few. About a month or so

9:30

back and they were snapping every single

9:32

line my grandpa had because they had

9:35

grown so outrageously big, that like he

9:37

has the order like twelve lb line

9:39

because some of these cats ushered. Fucking

9:42

absurd. Like he stays. They know, like

9:44

they're like little. Little. Stupid dogs

9:46

like business when he drives his

9:49

his Gator. With. All the feed

9:51

in the back of it to throw in that

9:53

little the you know that not a little bonded.

9:55

Pretty good size pond like. They. All

9:57

know the exact area. That. He

9:59

throws. In and so there's like teaming mean

10:01

a boiling like they're They're free to an

10:04

hour he cited for it and then you

10:06

throw it all in there. Is. A

10:08

carpet cat fist. Of America were different

10:10

out his party that is well that's the

10:12

decorative car Coli he probably seen as more

10:14

they do that as well as pretty neat

10:17

where he said they know you're there they're

10:19

very excited this blessing on the water and

10:21

as heard they're bad eats whereas cats ensure

10:23

delicious eats. If you're not you know a

10:25

picky beds and if you know the trick

10:27

to it which some people are like okay

10:29

so fishy he just soak it in cold

10:32

salt water after you clean it for like

10:34

an hour and then you solve your good

10:36

gets rid of that says she tastes sets

10:38

a problem for you. But I love

10:40

cats as I can eat fried catfish

10:42

every day. They're probably kill me but

10:44

I could eat it every other for

10:47

it. I mean the fried part. Issues

10:49

that are you. I bet you could

10:51

prepare in a way that's terrible for

10:53

steam. It you could steam it with

10:55

lemon my way though. We're eso physician

10:57

devoted lot of officer of the things.

11:00

Like was roundly assertive. You see, if

11:02

I were to your house and you

11:05

served me steamed catfish. This.

11:07

Fight this fighting words A set this up

11:09

as a whole. The whole a tablet and

11:11

blue collar jobs effect that. I'm.

11:14

Not we would agree with you. Trout like that

11:16

with like lemon and some hour or so you

11:18

know the middle road foil bag of Roman, the

11:21

Grow and them. that's really fucking outside of the

11:23

mad. I don't know if catfish would

11:25

be as good if he had Falaise in there like

11:27

that and his limits and be fine now you but

11:29

it wouldn't be as good as you know a trout

11:31

and that way as a reason you fried catfish. That

11:34

says the tastiest weight of a southern people like fried

11:36

for. Yes, you might And

11:38

my grandma makes the most spectacular fried

11:40

chicken and fried catfish. As the southern

11:42

woman, That. I as the gotta have.

11:45

It. Every. Time on their. Show.

11:47

Order like. Tenth says

11:49

keeping the Qb seafood department in business.

11:51

she's order and for that down every

11:54

day and a half years order and

11:56

she's cakes she ordered of of. fuckin

12:00

enough filet mignon from like some steak

12:02

producer in Kansas City and it's like

12:04

why are there's so many people around

12:06

here? She's done

12:08

that before. Is your

12:10

grandmother from Missouri? Yeah, southern Missouri.

12:13

Yeah. That's like parallel to New

12:16

Jersey. Irrelevant. She's

12:19

calling her a southern woman several times. It's below

12:21

the Mason Dixon line. They had slaves. Oh, you

12:24

fought on the right side. You don't

12:26

know. The south, like have

12:28

you spent any time at all in like the

12:30

boot heel of Missouri? Just

12:33

driving through. I've driven through it a few

12:35

times, so no. Oh, it is the south.

12:37

Like they are. They see themselves as the

12:39

south. They talk like they're in the

12:42

south. I've

12:44

noticed they don't seem to be hard

12:46

about the, don't care as much

12:48

about the Civil War as some of the Georgia, Alabama

12:50

people. More personal for us.

12:52

More personal for you. It was only 200 years ago,

12:54

Taylor. They still have that

12:57

scorch mark. Like Kyle sounds like

12:59

a Yankee. I would

13:01

imagine my grandparents probably sound similar to the

13:03

way Kyle's dad talks, unless Kyle's dad has

13:05

no accent also, which would be remarkable

13:08

if you guys both dodge that. We

13:11

didn't either dodge it. I make an effort. This

13:13

is how I see it. I think Kyle's father

13:15

does too. Kyle's father sounds like Kyle to me.

13:17

I imagine I'm making this part up that

13:19

like Kyle, he could also fit in in the deep

13:21

south if he wanted to. But when

13:23

he talked to me, he sounded like me. Yeah. Kyle

13:26

goes around. He's like, you are gentlemen. You are.

13:30

I've seen Kyle around like true

13:32

southerners and it fits right. He

13:34

can fit right in if he chooses to. I

13:37

just give him the droopy ad.

13:39

He'll slow down a little bit.

13:41

You gotta slow down a little

13:43

bit. They hate that. He

13:45

starts speaking really quickly, trying to get a

13:47

thought out really quickly. Like, I need you

13:49

over here. I'm gonna be over here. You

13:51

go up there with it. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

13:53

Slow down. Whoa, what's the hair? It's like,

13:55

dude, do you have a comprehension issue? Is

13:57

this from the lead paint? This

14:00

led bank it must be it

14:02

didn't affect the black go. Yes.

14:05

It didn't just affect the black several generations ago

14:10

Forever I

14:14

Just want to say anybody's listening

14:16

who that arena breakout infinite game

14:18

the most poorly named game of

14:20

all time is Legit really fucking

14:22

so sounds like a Chinese named

14:24

game. It is Alina

14:27

breakout infinite Yeah We

14:30

add condoms He

14:34

told me it was a Copy

14:36

of escape and Tarkov. Yeah, okay, whatever. So I

14:38

hop on Twitch and watch it played a little

14:40

bit. Holy smokes It's a

14:43

copy copy like it Basically

14:45

the when you hit inventory in game, this is

14:47

in the middle of a raid Your

14:50

character's health and his pockets and like his

14:52

backpack and such are arranged on the screen

14:54

in a particular way They copied

14:57

that like you wouldn't know if you're new to the

14:59

game. You wouldn't know which one you were in It

15:01

is a copy copy and I like good. I was

15:03

you know Go on fair

15:06

Look, it is a copy copy it but

15:09

but that's mostly if you only play those

15:11

two games and were existed

15:13

in that vacuum You would say copy copy. I

15:15

do say it's a copy copy But

15:17

I think that a lot of games use

15:19

that sort of grid inventory Helmet

15:22

vest rig sort of thing. I think

15:24

that's the same spot like that. I

15:26

don't know about that the pockets is

15:28

this camera But

15:31

whole storage No,

15:33

no, they got a lot. They copied a

15:35

lot. They really did and good because fuck

15:38

that Russian game I mean, I'm with the

15:40

check. I'm with the Chinese now. Okay, the

15:42

good guy. I Really

15:45

didn't like that bullshit They pulled that

15:47

$250 version and they lied the advertising

15:49

and everything and I didn't like the

15:51

backpedaling and apologies That

15:53

shit pissed me off And

15:55

here's the Chinese people with a free-to-play

15:58

game If they monetize. That

16:00

I hear the way Smart As on

16:02

mobile is found. They sell you the

16:04

Gamma Container for three dollars a month.

16:07

As. You think about it. Is getting a

16:09

long time to get to like. A

16:12

twenty months to get to sixty dollars l if

16:14

I please if it's one he months. I'm.

16:16

Gonna be happy with my own money. Pay about

16:19

one hundred and forty first leader for dinner them

16:21

if if he was tax. Me:

16:23

That was the only thing you pay to to

16:25

do in the game. I think that

16:28

you can or if you wish you can buy

16:30

other things you like like currency like in game

16:32

currency but i once you do that and numbered

16:34

the know the streamers will do that and so

16:36

like it'll kind of be the not cool thing

16:39

to do when people were gonna give you shit

16:41

if you do it I bet like it's good.

16:44

I. My part of. Part. Of the

16:46

find that oh if you just popping in our limited

16:48

as but the game. This. Is a

16:50

game with none of that Rpg shit require

16:52

were like landmarks character at the end of

16:54

a Target White where he plays twelve hours,

16:56

Eight, twelve hours a day, sometimes twenty four

16:58

hours. Dreams and shit every day like a

17:01

goddamn job. And he's really good. Like.

17:03

You got a cast audience. If he's not a regular player, he's

17:05

like. The Top Zero Point:

17:07

one percent playing continuously every day.

17:09

His character is like a jew.

17:12

stop. Professional. Athlete compared

17:14

to yours. Need him jump over walls

17:16

that you wouldn't even look at the

17:18

huge of over there. He's. Super

17:21

Mario Brothers are of said he could run

17:23

faster and all of his widowed or quieter

17:25

he living spaces are other yes years you

17:27

come before he just because he's he's listened

17:29

more Yeah to get rid all that shit.

17:32

So in this game you can jump right

17:34

in as a complete new level one and

17:36

that's the other. You have access to all

17:38

of the guns and year. By

17:40

those a few things you've got to unlock

17:42

but right out of the bat you get

17:45

a metre gone with met a grip with

17:47

a metre scope. The best armor you can

17:49

get. The. best armor piercing ammo all

17:51

that shit right it right when you start

17:53

the game at you know that the market

17:55

is is open to go on and the

17:58

buying system and equipping system is also streamline

18:00

and quick the healing system is so streamlined

18:02

there is some value in it to me

18:04

to be able to pay to win and

18:07

the reason is this like the current version

18:09

of me is the filthiest of filthy casuals

18:11

and if you're telling me for three dollars I

18:14

can play with Kyle all night but not beg him

18:16

for guns and health packs and food and stuff like

18:18

that here's my three bucks you know

18:20

that way I'm not a drain on the people I'd like

18:22

to play with yeah it's

18:25

a it's the gun fighting reminds me a

18:27

lot of pub G and it's squad based

18:30

right now it seems like you don't really have an option you

18:32

can't play solo oh you

18:35

just kind of get mixed in with

18:37

it varies I guess I don't know how it

18:40

varies but sometimes I'll be with three people and

18:42

sometimes just a just one other personal pair me

18:44

with so I never know how just the signs

18:46

you randoms if you don't have

18:48

your own party and you're just joining a lobby

18:50

like you might be alone or you might have

18:53

that reason will do you yeah

18:55

I try to I voided to him and stuff

18:58

generally speaking I would say most of the time

19:00

they talk because and a lot of

19:02

them are Tarkov players you'll hear them like scab over

19:04

here and be like I got no mostly

19:07

Tarkov people switching over it feels one or

19:10

at least people who are familiar with Tarkov

19:12

because they're friendly fire no

19:14

there's no friendly fire and we've got name

19:16

tags on our heads that's the other thing

19:18

that makes this fast and like we

19:21

you push into a building and you can do

19:23

these straps where we pincer people and stuff and

19:25

not and do it full speed

19:27

there's no like what what kind

19:29

of hat are you wearing again there's no

19:31

pulling your sights up and like taking that

19:33

extra 300 milliseconds to go

19:36

safe safe safe and like you

19:38

know not team killing no all that shit's

19:40

gone it's it's a breath

19:42

of fresh air I've been there anyone

19:44

new playing it or is it like

19:46

just a migration of Tarkov players like

19:52

I don't like bringing in new I just you

19:54

can't know oh well it's got its own so

19:56

arena breakout is a is one of the biggest

19:58

mobile games in the world So I'm sure

20:00

any of those mobile gamers who were into that

20:03

are obviously coming over to

20:05

the PC version. I know that for sure because

20:07

I run into Chinese people occasionally and they, he

20:10

tried to pronounce my name and I

20:12

didn't laugh at him. Well, I

20:14

didn't void the laugh, but it was funny. I

20:17

mean, it was if a

20:19

PO high, I was

20:22

like, yes,

20:25

random mash full of letters. Yes,

20:30

how sign at a tic

20:33

tac toe game halfway through. Yeah.

20:36

So there's left. So

20:39

I'm interested to see how many people they

20:41

gave away 100,000 beta keys, keys really quick. And

20:44

you see people clamoring for a beta key and

20:46

all the stream chat. Oh, if I wanted to

20:48

play, I wouldn't necessarily be able to get in.

20:51

You wouldn't be at all able to play because there's

20:53

no, you'd have to wait until the next time

20:55

Twitch is doing a beta key drop. And I

20:57

don't think they're doing anymore, but they might. Then

21:00

you watch landmark for an hour and

21:02

then it unlocks the game. And then 24

21:04

hours after that, you

21:06

get access to the bay. It was

21:09

a steam process that are

21:11

there. These are Tarkov and

21:13

this are steam, right? No.

21:16

Tarkov's got its own launcher. Right

21:19

now this beta is in its own launcher, but

21:21

I believe that it's going to be on steam.

21:24

Is there a way to see like the total

21:26

number of players on, I was just curious if

21:28

like, if Tarkov had, I don't know, 50,000 people

21:30

online on average or 150,000 sometimes Nikita will

21:35

talk about it. Usually when

21:37

the, when it's the storyline he'd like to tell.

21:40

And I don't know if Kyle was implying he

21:42

lies about it, but that's possible too. Yeah.

21:45

Yeah. record

21:48

breaking day. Oh good. How

21:50

was, how was last Thursday? Don't

21:52

worry about it. That

21:55

was last Thursday around 9 AM. Well, not as

21:57

good as today. It wasn't record breaking. It

22:00

wasn't quite a record-breaking. It is a non-zero

22:02

chance that they broke a record too. Yeah,

22:05

I really hope But I don't want

22:07

bad things for Nikita

22:09

I guess but it's like why would he

22:11

he's just a video game guy Well

22:14

because he because he did a bad

22:16

business move and ruined his his golden

22:18

goose Seems like he's getting

22:20

his come here with this Chinese ripoff And

22:24

I heard landmarks say this and he's a

22:26

hundred percent right for a few years several

22:28

years ago maybe 2019 2020 Tarkov was the

22:30

best game in the world and And

22:32

but they didn't know the

22:35

makers of Tarkov didn't understand. What about their

22:37

game made it great And

22:39

so they whittled away at the fun

22:42

parts of the game in

22:44

an effort to be more realistic because

22:46

they thought people wanted a realistic ultra

22:48

realistic thing and with changes like the

22:50

the inertia so and the weight systems

22:52

and And their continuous

22:54

struggle against the cheaters and the real

22:56

money transactions Led them to do

22:59

things like if we're in the game and I kill

23:01

you Taylor You're a bad guy on the other team

23:03

or just in plain on your own and you've got

23:05

a lot of your gear might have cost you one

23:08

million rubles to create to to buy each

23:10

of the pieces and assemble the rifle and

23:12

Put everything together all the ammo and everything When

23:15

I take your shit out and I try

23:17

to sell it. I don't get nearly that

23:20

there's this huge Depreciation because

23:22

I'm not allowed to sell those pieces

23:24

on the flea market to other players

23:26

to prevent cheating and real money Transactions

23:29

in that moment right there. They made

23:31

killing players almost worthless and a

23:34

huge risk They made the risk

23:36

huge because I lose a million worth of shit

23:38

But the reward they fiddled down to maybe a

23:40

quarter of that and now you're a scenario where

23:42

it's like whoa Maybe I don't

23:44

want to take this fight I think I'm gonna go

23:46

the long way around at night and sneak around and

23:48

just hit filing cabinets Cuz I can do that and

23:51

make way more money than getting in a fight with

23:53

two people which I'll die half the time At least

23:56

so this game did the opposite. Holy

23:58

shit that the loot in the game is. That's

24:00

the kind of crappy. It's like. That and

24:02

glue. Four. Hundred coins. I

24:04

many more than that. But then you

24:06

kill a player in his shit. is

24:08

legit. Worth. Of two hundred thousand

24:11

rubles what he's got on it's it's are. they

24:13

even steal the ruble part from it. Now the

24:15

co a coin with a k. Ah,

24:18

They. Didn't do like. Give would

24:20

be funny if they call it. What are

24:22

the I'm yen? What are the coins called?

24:24

They speak Now it's not learned. One. Well.

24:27

Was coined called Cow the Less Valuable

24:29

Coin. A theory. I'm. Now.

24:32

In game and it's. A

24:36

daughter and dollars into zeroes. Dollars.

24:38

Euros and increases Bitcoin and then there's something

24:40

else and game and Honeys always told to

24:42

invest in them. Gosh, I can't remember the

24:45

name of it. So. The only

24:47

other being scripted point I know is

24:49

a theory I'm oh yeah the I'm

24:51

not don't I know you're think even

24:53

the Gp Detroit yeah yeah yeah yes

24:55

it can be funny they had Gb

24:57

coins because that's and invented tar coughing

24:59

it might be a streamer. You. Know

25:01

so many of those talk of items

25:03

are stream right? That's not bad for

25:06

Tarkovsky. Brilliant tailor. Made. Me Have

25:08

they have this litter of bullshit in the

25:10

game that you need to collect for any

25:12

number of reasons. And so they

25:14

give the streamers their own in game

25:16

items so like to read: Ah, there's

25:19

a bottle of Landmarks Rat Poison. Men

25:21

get that he called sick. he plays rats

25:23

or whatever and and so there it is

25:25

is is landmarks rat poison Sick when I

25:28

really always wears a beanie. The cotton,

25:30

his name so cotton's been he is in

25:32

the game, it was opinion the game there

25:34

for him as be the still in a

25:36

mass either. Is. A claim Maskell it's

25:38

made of illegal has yeah, I'm is that

25:40

their facilities A bunch of them and I

25:42

think that the two things one a look.

25:45

everyone playing this game is kind of in

25:47

the streamer. Universe like you know,

25:49

they watch. Sure they play their they're

25:51

not unknown to them and and. I.

25:54

Think it gave the streamers a little more

25:56

loyalty and achieved a we ever something to

25:58

aspire to you know, air or. A

26:00

Second Tier streamers. Some day you're hoping

26:02

to get your in game. I don't

26:04

deny that now is a dull moment

26:06

for the second and third tier streamers

26:08

in the tar Kava world. big if

26:10

landmark going on and not the silly

26:12

and all these guys are shifting over

26:14

to audible ring. Other A out. Else

26:17

must have their say they have very different

26:19

business models so the still ease. Business.

26:22

Model online. Is

26:24

is heavily based in the

26:26

teaching of tar com. Landmarks

26:29

business is heavily based in the

26:31

playing of Tar Com. And.

26:33

It's really it's a it's a big difference

26:35

because that that means that the still he

26:38

does hands of very in depth gods and

26:40

he does these in depth long form series

26:42

where he plays the game and a hardcore

26:44

manner for example and fries the max the

26:46

game out. Lammert. Of doing

26:49

that shit, he just bucks people up. So.

26:51

He can fuck people up in another game and it's no.

26:53

Skin. Off his knee or whatever. But but

26:55

but still, he would be leaving behind a

26:57

catalogue that he's no longer sending her to.

26:59

The Still is locked in on this game

27:01

and it's mechanisms. Split is also a wealthy

27:03

man, so if he if he really wanted

27:06

to, you know he could do what he

27:08

wants. And he could. I don't

27:10

know this game is going to have the indepth

27:12

sweaty see my game and the silly place for

27:14

fun when he's not doing Tarkovsky. I've.

27:16

Seen him play everything simply rust a oh

27:18

ye everybody bounces around yeah if a lot

27:20

of shit. I watched him and watched part

27:22

of a streamer he was playing a oh

27:24

he and it was like oh this is

27:26

fun and on a plague and still a

27:28

in Age of Empires see if I can

27:30

if I can knock them out. In.

27:33

I hope I hope Kharkov dies.

27:35

I hope that this game flourishes.

27:37

and I hope that these Chinese

27:40

people are cool. About the Man

27:42

on Earth Do. You. Out there,

27:44

Honorable. Okay, okay at so

27:46

far. I mean,

27:48

it's like they get their finger on the pulse and

27:50

they really know what people want. Of

27:52

these gunfights are so goddamn fun and things in

27:54

the where you good at it yet might be

27:57

as good as you are. It's August. Yeah.

28:00

Like I'm rusty right now, but

28:02

the controls You

28:06

know I know how to shoot so like shoot people

28:08

in the head with an AK and they died What

28:10

other games could you move like foot? Could

28:13

you use foot pedals in any game at

28:15

all? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, oh like Rainbow six

28:17

if I wanted to play that any game

28:19

with lean I would I

28:21

would want to use the the pedals for that just

28:23

to get it off my mouse and off my keyboard

28:25

and free Some shit up for it's

28:27

nice to have my middle mouse will move

28:29

side to side Yeah,

28:32

but I would be kind

28:34

of scared that I Would

28:36

inadvertently do a thing with it it

28:39

does but but I don't you got it does That's

28:42

that's my love for lean, but I'm not

28:44

saying Kyle's wrong. Just that's what I like

28:46

idea Petals are also kind

28:48

of I don't know a different game

28:50

mechanics like it's a kind of like get involved a

28:52

little bit It's kind of it's I haven't done reason

28:55

I use my foot pedals for Streaming

28:57

stuff. Yeah people being

28:59

maybe they're Oftentimes when

29:01

I stream they might say things about my children, so

29:03

I'd like a foot pedal that just canceled shit like

29:06

that then So

29:08

I like locked to chat It's

29:11

the voice you can kill you DS. Oh voices

29:13

chat. Yeah, am I saying TTS is what it's

29:16

called. That's what I kill I Did

29:20

not know that I feel

29:22

like I'd forget that there were I bet

29:25

there's like nothing You'd like mapped really conveniently in

29:27

your game like cuz I know like to pull

29:29

up the map or so For

29:31

a minute or actions per second. I don't know how they measure

29:33

it is important in those games Yeah, you're

29:35

like. Oh, this is a nice way to like zip

29:38

to home. I don't know that would be good

29:40

Like I custom to all my hotkeys when you

29:42

guys are playing Like

29:44

PC games like the WASD set up I

29:46

know Kyle holds his hand like in normal

29:49

home row yeah instead of like I Have

29:52

like I'd like left ring finger on

29:54

Q middle finger W Index

29:57

on D only for a only

29:59

for AOE I go regular WASD for

30:02

all the other games just because Q

30:04

is super important for a lot of

30:06

hotkeys Are you guys like do

30:08

you map stuff like way over there like

30:10

K and L? Yeah,

30:12

he yeah Oh,

30:15

I can't do that cuz I have to I would have to

30:17

look down Cuz I don't just jump

30:19

all the way over there. I use

30:22

M and I use in H

30:24

and Y I don't usually go to UJ UJ

30:26

and M But

30:28

but I can very easily grab YH

30:31

and in obviously I can I mean I can reach

30:33

it But I I don't feel confident in

30:35

my ability to accurately smack Y I

30:38

do instead of hitting T. I'm

30:40

already there With my

30:42

you know my index is on F, and I'm

30:44

just holding the home row, so I'm really

30:46

close to going over there I'm

30:49

with you Taylor like I I'm

30:51

I think of myself. Maybe people would disagree if

30:53

pretty good it was D, but You

30:57

know after I throw a grenade. There's

30:59

no guarantee. We're going right back to

31:01

WAST. Yeah We might

31:03

be oh Yeah, but G

31:06

or G is a great view I see I

31:08

see see that oh no I

31:10

got G unlocked shift G is select all

31:12

docks like Hit

31:17

control with like this part of my palm,

31:20

and I can WASD while holding that Skin

31:23

really yeah that you run or squat and

31:25

a lot of games I I

31:27

use the flat part of my pinky for control

31:30

Okay, it's already over there, and then I curl

31:32

my thumb in for alt Anyway,

31:36

yeah me too. I I I

31:38

don't know why but you know it's got that I don't know

31:40

what you call the nub that's on J and F

31:42

on a standard keyboard that I'm doing But

31:45

I was like wait you aren't using the knurling How

31:48

do you how do you fucking like what do

31:50

you like look down and plant your hand? I

31:52

have rubber cool move feel different Yeah,

31:55

I have those like my WASD is also

31:57

like raised like on the Front of the

31:59

w and the side of the a and

32:01

the side of the oh, yeah, they have

32:03

like yeah Yeah, it has little

32:05

wings on it kind of so

32:07

I that's just This

32:10

course air keyboard came with those was D's and

32:12

so I popped off the old ones and put

32:14

these on and was like yeah I'm a fucking

32:16

gamer now. I mean I went to Amazon and

32:18

bought my rubber keys specifically so that I could

32:20

find them again And

32:23

so I'm gonna buy one of those

32:25

orange rubber covers that they

32:27

used in keyboard I

32:30

can feel that I can feel the tactile

32:32

response of those when you're when your finger

32:34

touches and it slightly pulls it off of

32:36

The key on the the upstroke in where

32:39

you want a keyboard or because I was on a typewriter

32:42

We had like like those

32:44

IBM mechanical

32:46

type writers Keyboards not a

32:48

typewriter. It was like Those

32:51

I guess gray Wow,

32:53

it is satisfying to operate a

32:55

typewriter a mechanical typewriter

32:58

That thing is singing if you can type

33:00

you type so with the blinds. Yeah,

33:03

I don't know what blinds are But

33:07

you know, it's got this I think I said the letters down

33:09

but you're talking about the arms the hammers

33:11

that kind of typewriter Yeah, yeah, yeah, but

33:13

it's a big but it's a mechanical one.

33:15

So it's keyboard level press You're not to

33:18

change to change like pressing like hell. I'm

33:20

so well aware of those I was

33:22

alive as we transitioned from those to

33:24

the kind with the single ball that

33:27

Okay, yeah You

33:31

were there for the happy I

33:34

uh, I like that I but but that's all

33:36

my middle school had and that's when I took

33:39

Ipriting. Yeah, that's what it would have been called. It wasn't

33:41

called keyboard That

33:47

five years of age difference between us is

33:49

showing right there and the poorness

33:51

of my of my middle school as well

33:53

I remember also remember popping the floppy disks

33:55

into the the computer over there when we

33:57

had enough time and playing this 8-bit game

34:01

I love the way it to like Do

34:04

the final push of the floppy disk into it

34:06

because it kind of clicked and I always felt

34:08

like it was like yeah This is like an

34:11

important tech maneuver You're loading a magazine into a

34:13

what a weapon almost then you press that button

34:15

and it pops it back out for

34:17

you We should go back to fuck how

34:19

much how much space was on a floppy megabytes

34:22

now. It was 1.44 megabytes really

34:28

Is there nothing that's eight on them Why

34:32

don't I have the number eight

34:34

in mind? We're talking

34:36

about the three and a half inch floppy disks. It's actually

34:38

class Yeah, we had to bring them to class. We had

34:40

to write our names on them because they were

34:42

teaching us how to like save files We

34:45

went to we were on discs not like

34:47

before for that when I took I took

34:49

computer applications in the 10th grade It's

34:52

one point four four there was a brief period

34:54

where they like double capacity did

34:56

to two point eight Maybe

34:58

you think maybe a modern one could hold very

35:02

little information Do

35:05

you remember like sliding that little window and then

35:08

letting go and let it snap Yeah,

35:10

it shouldn't do that really

35:13

I Mean

35:15

that's it. I mean I'm guessing it's just like

35:17

slide that window you see the the disc that

35:19

that's being Read and

35:21

written so it seems like I did a fuck

35:24

with that exist I remember I made this big

35:26

video project and then like Oh OCD

35:28

fucking me was like playing with the

35:31

tape It was

35:33

16 millimeter tape and I'm and I ruined

35:35

the whole the whole video Days

35:37

of filming so that we made our own jackass

35:39

video. It was very upsetting It's

35:42

very upsetting. Yeah, that was not a great

35:44

to recreate the stunts Well,

35:47

that wasn't happening. Nobody wanted to come back for that

35:50

You couldn't you couldn't get on come on Larry.

35:52

I don't like to the left. Yeah

35:56

Yeah, we were electrocute in each other and shit

35:58

in the backyard. Did you ever rewatch? Jackass

36:00

tapes. Well, no, I ruined it. Yeah, I ruined

36:02

it by touching the film. You've won one try

36:04

and you were done Well,

36:07

I mean it was for a school project. It wasn't

36:09

my camera the teacher's camera Broke

36:12

the camera to win that no

36:15

Really upset. Yeah, I

36:17

don't think I broke it. It got broke

36:19

somehow and I remember thinking this isn't my

36:21

fault Hmm. I

36:23

like to do whatever I

36:25

I genuinely don't remember the circumstances

36:28

But I didn't feel guilty. I

36:30

was only afraid that I would be falsely Blamed

36:33

I remember that being like the feeling at the

36:35

time make like so maybe somebody else did it

36:37

or I think when I returned It was it

36:39

was good. It's like look like we were recording

36:41

with this yesterday. It's good I gave it to

36:43

you and now you're saying it's bad Like

36:45

like days later without checking it right after I gave it

36:48

to you anything was something like that But it doesn't matter

36:50

with rental cars where I return a rental car with a

36:52

scratch But I know in my heart it

36:54

must have been there when they gave me that car like I

36:56

I Would have noticed, you

36:58

know, I like I would have like I wasn't

37:00

here for that scratch I didn't do it and

37:02

touch anything, you know, if you had something with

37:04

your car, you know They've been hitting Tesla rentals

37:07

for not filling up their gas tank on

37:09

their own return. Really? Yeah, what? Yeah

37:13

What company I don't remember which company but

37:16

one of the major ones is only like three, right? I know

37:19

enterprise But I'm

37:21

not that pain to do it Like it's one

37:23

thing to stop by the airport on your way

37:26

in and fill it with overpriced gas It's

37:28

another to like allocate 40. Oh, I don't

37:31

think they want that like like they're just

37:33

hitting them with the gasoline fee Because like

37:35

for they're saying Oh 40 gallons slack You're

37:39

missing 40 gallons of fuel here We

37:42

would have got in trouble trying to pull

37:44

that I Remember Amy used to

37:46

put prepaid fuel on fucking everybody's car and then

37:49

they'd come back with it full up and I

37:51

did they'd be like Why is there a charge

37:53

for $52 and I'd be like looking

37:55

at the contract and be like Amy you bitch Go

37:59

in there and remove it. That point she got credit for

38:01

the sale on he y the sale. it would work.

38:03

getting fucking paid for like a while. I agree. I

38:05

v like. I've thought about

38:07

before I learned his management course. How you

38:10

get what you incentivize rights. If they give

38:12

you a piece of insurance, a piece of

38:14

prepaid gas like that, they probably sell lot

38:16

more of it instead. They. Just. Ask.

38:19

You and nag you but they don't

38:21

pay. You do not getting what they

38:23

want. Yes yes yes your prices use

38:25

that as soon as it would have

38:27

to be a lot. If I give

38:29

you one dollar for every freaking twenty dollar

38:31

insurance packages old he probably go for

38:33

that extra like thirty seven thirty bucks

38:35

a day he was interview and office

38:37

space is what you described your not

38:39

incentivize did it any more than the

38:41

bare minimum not get fired minute like

38:43

like that's it just said before my

38:45

area manager like took me aside at one

38:48

point was like tailor. Your sales

38:50

are really rough and as

38:52

like interesting. Is

38:56

but I'd be like the look at the contract totals.

38:58

Is. That not sixty five just today

39:01

side of the throne. You know,

39:03

scientists in our Rbs to collect

39:05

that score high people are males.

39:07

I had just the opposite experiences

39:09

at. Me: Every every bit

39:12

of his incentivized like like. Everywhere.

39:15

It's incentivize. I get paid on what the ensure

39:17

on what was that the the financing stuff. so

39:19

I'm incentivized to set him up. You know going

39:22

into they are to work as a team member

39:24

when disguised as I get up either his got.

39:26

I get, I get paid for it. If.

39:29

I get. Ten. Car Sold. Set

39:32

of nine. Oh my God. that's like

39:34

an ass of two thousand dollars. almost

39:36

if I just twenty cars instead of

39:38

night. t. It's like five

39:40

thousand dollars more. Sometimes it's a huge

39:42

bonus. It means it's good. You're getting

39:45

paid like five percent extra on everything

39:47

else you've done the month bones in

39:49

earlier. I worked in tech

39:51

support earlier my career mrs a computer

39:53

software tech support and we had for bonuses

39:56

they reach worth one hundred dollars to us

39:58

which was more and like. The Ninety

40:00

Five and then they were all group

40:02

bonuses. Nothing Zero was an individual bonus.

40:04

So if you're stuck on some accounting

40:07

question and you want to like bump

40:09

it off me, it's impulsive our interests

40:11

for you to get this thing song

40:13

quickly. One of the bonuses was for

40:15

on the number, the percentage of cause

40:17

closed on the first call it right

40:19

Customers really like having their questions answered

40:22

this on their first call. they hate

40:24

it when they have to call back

40:26

or you need to research or whatever

40:28

and then on our side. If.

40:30

We answer to the first call it. It has like eight

40:33

minutes to solve a problem. If it's not

40:35

solved in the first call that she goes for

40:37

the duration for days but and human time they

40:39

can go hours as we play phone tag and

40:41

shit so they would bonus. As for closing stuff

40:44

on the first call mean if you're like me,

40:46

put you on hold and then you ask me

40:48

a question and I know the answer. I'm

40:51

incentivized. To. Give a T to

40:53

help you hit your goals and day

40:56

in the Ahl Team Baseball's analyze said

40:58

your goals to help us hit our

41:00

goals Reasonable realistic goals there were like

41:02

it be like one thousand with the

41:04

car sales except to be like hey

41:06

Kyle you don't get any about about

41:08

this. You sell cars but you don't

41:10

get any money for many of them

41:12

until you sell. Seventy.

41:15

In the months and then everything Ask

41:17

that you know dealership only says three

41:19

hundred fifty yards and we're gonna have

41:21

to really work at it to get

41:23

to this like only time I like

41:25

I wouldn't I be for him. I

41:27

be Wall Street. Money never sleeps. As

41:29

soon as my manager Tim would. everyone's

41:31

some, I'll be like. Sales are terrible.

41:33

First person to sell eight of these

41:35

insurance packages and this combination today gets

41:37

to go home and suddenly I'm. Excited!

41:40

Gordon Gekko over general early plugin Gordon Gekko

41:42

Mason Sales I was leaving after like

41:44

an hour and half of that it was.

41:47

It was awesome but then he entered into

41:49

that because the area manager found out is

41:51

like. It. Is letting them go home

41:53

and then like having someone else clock them

41:56

out nine hours later if they hit the

41:58

sales. you can't do that Oh,

42:02

it was we were they talking about time

42:04

theft. I was fucking

42:07

we me and my team they're at that

42:09

airport time seats

42:14

It didn't matter it'd be like well There were some

42:16

people who we wouldn't clock in for after a while

42:18

because they would and when I say like time thief

42:20

I'm kind of being dramatic. It'd be like hey is

42:22

a Is a Steve

42:25

gonna be here and it's like yeah Steve He's

42:28

actually showing up in two minutes, you know, but

42:30

he's gonna get in two minutes late So, you know

42:32

just just clock it in for him There was one

42:34

guy who abused that system so bad that like

42:36

eventually no one could like clock each other in at

42:38

all They have like a camera in there and

42:41

this dude would be like he'd call ahead and be like hey

42:43

clock me and I'm pulling in And

42:45

like someone would clock him in because we trusted,

42:47

you know, this is what all the rest of

42:49

us did Hey, I'm walking walking in from the

42:51

lot right now and I'm gonna start on the

42:53

return line The reason is he's making

42:55

you would literally like he just wouldn't show up.

42:58

He'd be like Miami's later That

43:01

was a I did that in high school

43:03

Just my high school you get detention if

43:05

you came like even one minute late You

43:07

had a 45 minute detention, but

43:09

my dumbass eventually figured out, you know If

43:11

you're an hourly you also get a 45

43:13

minute detention. I can make this work for

43:15

me. Oh, yeah so if I Would

43:19

be like in the hallway hearing the bell go

43:21

off because I was 20 seconds late

43:23

for class Just turn back around

43:25

go to my bike Do this one

43:28

that same guy was always like stealing

43:30

time and lying Ruining that

43:32

that that system for the rest of us

43:35

system based on trust When

43:38

I call my manager, you know from the return

43:40

line and I'm like or if on my cell

43:42

phone walking in I'm like I'm here clock me

43:44

in it was to save me You

43:46

know the five minutes to walk all the way

43:48

in and they're all the way back out. This

43:50

guy was like stealing hours of

43:52

time which nobody else did and he also

43:55

was like selling weed

43:57

at the airport, which

43:59

is like Is that extra

44:01

dangerous? I need somebody to buy weed at the

44:03

airport. Every time I'm flying out and I've got

44:05

all that legal weed from Colorado. Maybe

44:08

once or twice I bought weed from him at the airport. Once

44:12

or twice, maybe. Just a

44:14

couple of jokes. Didn't

44:16

do it all the time. But he would... I

44:22

had a flam there for it. Are there extra

44:24

laws at the airport? I don't

44:26

know. Less laws.

44:30

Oddly bad. Apparently

44:32

selling it at a fucking mall is one

44:34

thing and mailing it is a thousand times

44:36

worse for reasons I don't understand. Is

44:38

the airport extra bad? I don't think it actually...

44:41

I never thought it was bad when he was

44:43

doing... I don't know

44:45

what it was. I thought it was bad

44:47

because he was having people drive

44:49

to the airport while he's working. So that

44:51

he can go out to the return... not

44:54

to the pickup, like the taxi spot. And

44:57

then give them weed and then come right back in.

45:00

And it's like, this is just... like you're at work. Like

45:03

in your moonlighting as a drug dealer. And

45:05

no wonder you're taking so long. You're selling

45:07

up for a pickup. You envy his ambition.

45:10

I wonder what he's up to. Useless!

45:14

He used to lie on contracts so bad

45:16

that in a way that would make even

45:18

Amy blush. I

45:22

think about... no, but that's a great way

45:24

to sell drugs. TSA doesn't fuck with marijuana.

45:27

They won't even like... I wouldn't

45:29

try it. But from what I understand,

45:31

if you were flying from one legal state

45:34

to like through a non-legal state. Like nobody's

45:36

gonna take your weed. Nobody's gonna fuck with

45:38

your drugs. Like they're not going to... TSA

45:40

is not upset about that? Not in

45:42

the slightest. They're looking for bombs. So...

45:44

and I don't even think the drugs...

45:46

the drug sniffing... I don't think they have drug dogs

45:48

anymore. They've got bomb dogs. No. The regular is like...

45:50

If they had drug dogs, I'd have been detected several

45:52

times just because I'm blazed as I walk in there.

45:55

Just... if I'm flying out of a legal state...

45:57

oh my god. When I get to that airport...

46:00

I'm I'm in the parking lot

46:02

like the the satellite parking lot just

46:04

smoking every drop of everybody's drugs because

46:06

I always fly out last I've

46:09

pulled everyone's drugs and I'm in

46:11

that parking lot. Just not even

46:14

enjoyable Kyle. I'm taking all the

46:16

edibles Friends

46:20

I've never had DMT LSD and

46:22

I Was

46:26

talking to a friend of mine just just recently and

46:28

he has to fly to New York Pretty

46:30

often for work and he

46:33

was like, you know I wanted to be high

46:35

in the airport and so I took a bunch

46:37

of edibles like what Kyle is saying and smoked

46:39

my little disposable vape pen a bunch of times

46:41

before I threw it out before I You

46:44

know went to security on the plane and

46:46

he's like I got like to the very front of

46:48

security and I realized I'm in

46:51

New York and like I'm visibly

46:53

like Like phasing

46:55

through walls level high and

46:57

I have to take my jacket off and it's then

46:59

that I realized I'm wearing the

47:02

Trump mugshot t-shirt And

47:07

he's like and I was so high I was I thought

47:10

people were gonna be mad at me for wearing that and

47:12

so I walked Through and I was just so stoned the

47:14

tea I started walking through the metal detector and that it

47:16

went off and I was like, oh no And

47:19

the TSA guy goes hey, I need

47:21

you to Take your belt

47:23

off here. Give me your belt and I

47:25

was so stoned I looked at him through my bloodshot eyes

47:27

and I was like like

47:30

to keep No,

47:34

man just to put it on the slide

47:36

so you can get it on the other side, okay All

47:42

the time and that's the level of high at

47:44

the airport that I wouldn't want it's

47:47

a little rough Because you've got to

47:49

master Yourself a

47:51

little bit when you're about to I

47:53

know I remember go Approaching the metal detector

47:56

and going through this like checklist the way

47:58

you would if you had a with

48:00

you. All right, you're gonna get to there and

48:02

you're gonna grab a basket. Don't snatch it. It's

48:08

like going to the steps in my mind

48:10

and creating a checklist and just trying to

48:12

like like like don't make eye contact but

48:14

don't avoid eye contact. And

48:17

it's like smile, have a little, act

48:20

like you're having a little joke to yourself as

48:22

you do this. That's

48:27

hilarious. When's

48:33

the last time I blinked? Because

48:36

I've went through TSA so goddamn high

48:39

that it was difficult. It was like

48:41

hard to go through the process of

48:43

shoes, belt, pedal, tap, breath walking past

48:45

the drug dog. Yeah,

48:48

yeah, I've been so stinky going past that

48:50

drug dog like like reeking of weed and

48:53

being like, it's like I have no weed on me. There's nothing

48:55

they could even get me for. There's nothing in my bag but

48:57

like I, they have cute dogs that are as neat to weed

48:59

at home before I came. I better hold my breath. They'll

49:02

have like some, I don't know, some cute

49:04

ass dog. It's not even a Labrador

49:06

or a German Shepherd or something. It's just

49:08

like a pretty dog, like a Britney

49:10

or something or like a bird dog. I always

49:13

imagine that those are the bomb dogs for some

49:15

reason because I guess that like that dog doesn't

49:17

bite people. I think

49:19

of the ones that bite people as the drug

49:22

dogs. They're always a German Shepherd I feel like.

49:24

Bowdle to Malinois. Well you're familiar with

49:27

those. Yeah,

49:29

those are those are mean dogs. That's what Dak was. Yeah.

49:33

Well they're maybe not mean dogs but

49:36

Dak was a little ornery to you.

49:38

All right. Well you know they're like,

49:40

they're like prey, high prey drive working

49:42

dogs that have the tools to destroy.

49:44

So the, you know, they're mean

49:47

isn't an inaccurate. I

49:49

feel like that dog's right

49:51

there with them. It's very similar.

49:53

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean

49:55

that dog was. Yeah, it doesn't commit like

49:58

the vast majority of like child murder. in

50:00

the dog only because their numbers

50:02

are lower for more Belgian malamars

50:04

maybe they'd know about the Belgian

50:07

would make a good malamars chocolate

50:17

exactly milky nuket what is

50:19

it really I can't malamars

50:22

oh yeah yeah no there's no

50:26

type of dog worse than the pitbull they

50:28

should be made illegal they should they're mean

50:30

to all the other dogs get rid of

50:32

them no more you see that Chael

50:35

Sunnen is going to fight

50:37

Anderson Silva they're gonna box

50:39

oh no they're both retired

50:41

right yeah yeah and

50:45

not all that at farther look time flies

50:47

so maybe I'm crazy but it feels like

50:49

maybe two years ago when Izzy was fighting

50:52

how long ago did Izzy fight Anderson I

50:54

didn't let you finish before I thought you're

50:56

saying when Chael retired so I can

50:58

look up Izzy very quickly is he took

51:00

it really easy on Anderson in their fight

51:02

I thought because he has so much respect

51:05

for him he could have probably taken him

51:07

out but even still I didn't think Anderson

51:09

Silva was five years ago oh okay

51:12

never mind he's I my

51:14

money look Chael beat the shit out Anderson for

51:16

like four minutes and or

51:18

around when it four rounds and

51:20

most of that other one and

51:24

I he was doing

51:26

a lot of wrestling I don't know I would

51:28

I would yeah Chael looks big to me and

51:30

strong like he's always working out and I see

51:32

him with a mouse under his eye every now

51:34

and then or like or like he talks about

51:36

his workouts a lot of like friction burn on

51:39

his face yeah

51:41

practice yeah he trains it's like he

51:43

doesn't know any other lifestyle so he's

51:45

he's not gone total sedentary but we're

51:47

there I don't think Anderson has either

51:49

I just how

51:52

old is he 45 I he's so much heavier

51:54

and he Hasn't

51:57

looked good for a long time like his last

51:59

three or four fights. It's he was

52:01

kind of years, the clotting fat

52:03

version of shale son in aim.

52:06

At. And it I don't really

52:08

wise is like belt or stuff. Whether

52:11

he thought maybe Matt mitre own a

52:13

file I believe eight or nine. He

52:15

lost a teetotaller. Yeah. Ah,

52:18

sucks and. Always. More

52:20

that's a receipt of is funny when he

52:23

talked about it, he's late. I guess that

52:25

makes me the worst fighter on earth because

52:27

Tito Ortiz is the worst fighter on earth

52:29

and he beat me. So now it's me

52:32

as a pretty good like. I.

52:35

Said the only as he beat there

52:37

were silver in Jackson to other washed

52:40

up fighters and. But

52:42

and lost. The

52:44

other dudes. A man I'm sorry I

52:46

can say the other huge fight with Tyson and

52:48

and paul. Ah, I saw that press conference

52:51

the other day. You know it's with a fighter. sit

52:53

at the adjoining table and yet the guy in the

52:55

mill talking shit and they were there answering questions for

52:57

the crab. A era has

52:59

got to this weird place. but yeah has

53:01

a direct all was like. I wanna

53:03

i'm look at it Mike right now and I

53:05

wanna kiss his big juicy lips. And

53:08

my mangos as rpt a you when

53:10

you were sixteen. Any Danny Hard youth

53:12

and the issues due to treat they

53:15

did. you. Do it. It's it.dance. and

53:17

a d Be an erection specific and

53:19

a great nobody really knew a research

53:21

about your advice in vr him in

53:23

the ultimate trash talk yeah you know

53:25

everyone's be funneled and on. Don't even

53:27

think it's too late. Now.

53:30

That I probably liked. I think it's hard

53:32

to my head. They seem intimidating. Presence

53:36

or eight people. It's a thing he does. Not

53:39

rape. I'm not saying that. The

53:42

jury did, though. Some.

53:46

Know that they would Never said that

53:48

about my guy or like literally did

53:50

is unaffected. Rapists.

53:53

or oh yeah did you know that he

53:55

did you know i i i genuinely think

53:57

michael jackson were that plane vog and pea

53:59

knuckle Look, you know, in a cop

54:01

goat, you get potatoes, potatoes. No,

54:09

it's I don't, I don't think it's the same

54:11

thing. I genuinely don't think Mike raped that lady.

54:14

But I do think that. I

54:17

don't know if Mike, I don't know. I

54:20

wish you watch on Michael Jackson too, if I'm being

54:22

honest. I know our Kelly did that shit because, because

54:24

we saw it when we were in high school, that's

54:27

a long, when I was in high school, we were

54:29

watching him pee on a little girls. Okay. They were

54:31

our eight suits legal. He

54:35

just was in public for 20 years after

54:37

that. Chappelle was making jokes

54:39

about, he made a music video about

54:42

our Kelly's child abuse. And

54:45

now our Kelly is how long is

54:47

our Kelly in jail? Oh, like the whole time. Oh,

54:50

they're like, they're like, take it all. I

54:52

think they put him away. I think, I

54:54

think our Kelly's done done. What about Diddy? Is

54:56

Diddy gonna, he's not in jail

54:58

right now. He's got statute of limitations on that

55:01

Cassie ass whooping he threw that we saw. And

55:03

here's my theory on this. So I'm

55:05

not, I don't know shit about hip hop or hip

55:07

hop community. So I don't know who the fuck Cassie

55:09

was, but it rang a bell.

55:11

Cassie is the one who popped up like

55:14

six months ago. And we heard that P

55:16

Diddy was paying her $30 million to shut

55:18

up. And it was

55:21

like, Oh, that's weird. Okay. Cause she

55:23

was like, gonna write a book. And she was like,

55:25

you buy my book for 30 million or else it

55:27

was something like that happened. And it was public that

55:29

had happened. So now all of

55:31

a sudden the video after he has been

55:33

outed for all of the crazy shit that's

55:35

been going on the last few weeks, and

55:38

he's already fled to somewhere non-extraditable, he's

55:41

suddenly there's a video of Cassie getting the

55:43

shit beaten out of her at a, at

55:46

a, a hotel by P Diddy. And it's

55:48

like, maybe that's what she was holding. Maybe

55:50

she, maybe she had that. And now that,

55:52

and now that his ass is in the

55:55

wind with everybody, her team feels that it's

55:57

safe enough to leak it to CNN. Cause

55:59

that's what. It got leaked to CNN by

56:02

somebody but somebody's had that date for

56:05

I don't know how old that is But it's

56:07

past the statute of limitations. So at least five

56:09

years old maybe older and did you see the

56:11

video woody of Pd beating that girl up. I

56:13

did. Yeah, I did inexcusable. Oh,

56:15

man You should watch it because it's I

56:18

always joke with the Chris Brown thing and it's

56:20

funny I you know, Bill Burrs got the whole

56:22

routine about it looks like and I'd like to

56:24

know the whole backstory I don't like that. He

56:26

hit her. That's not cool. I like her a

56:28

lot But what happened? I'm curious

56:30

because that's crazy that that one time he

56:32

popped off and beat the shit out of

56:34

that beautiful woman Like she must have said

56:36

some crazy shit. Oh, yeah, he's like, there's

56:39

no way she just had her apron on

56:42

cookies out of the oven Like

56:48

that didn't happen so but but then you

56:50

see this P Diddy thing and it's and

56:53

you can put the scenario together in your

56:55

Mind there's no audio. Yeah, there's no audio

56:57

but but it's very clear that She

57:00

waved until he got in the shower and

57:02

was like I gotta get away Now

57:05

I can make my break for it and

57:07

she grabbed her fucking bag and she ran

57:09

out of that room and she was to

57:11

the elevators Punching the button like in a

57:13

goddamn movie and this maniac comes storming out

57:15

of the room and nothing but a fucking

57:17

towel All the way down the

57:20

fucking hallway Grabs her ass

57:22

hits her in the head slams her to the

57:24

ground Karate kicks her a couple times

57:26

in the ass while I'm sure I'm rating her

57:28

and I and then there's a part We like

57:30

throws a vase at her or some shit. It's

57:32

wild. Yeah, look at this tech It's

57:41

pretty awful there's no excuse for that

57:43

I did joke I went through

57:45

all that with somebody last night and I was like, but what

57:47

if that bag? Was full of a million

57:49

dollars worth of his money and she was robbing

57:51

him. What if we find out? That's the contact. But

57:54

then he tweeted out what I did was inexcusable. I'm

57:56

so sorry It's like

57:58

dude, you can't apologize for beating a

58:00

woman in a hotel. Like that's not

58:02

as apology was pitch. I'd be like,

58:04

OJ apologizing. Like we're beyond apologies, dude.

58:06

Like you just fucking don't say anything.

58:08

You can't behave that way. Deep fake

58:10

that say that's a deep fake. That

58:12

is a fake. Really? I'd

58:15

have my team making a. I heard

58:17

of the policy of like Ronald Reagan

58:19

beating Cassie and then Michael Jordan beating

58:22

Cassie. No explanation. I'd be dropping those.

58:24

Wait, wait, wait. Second guess is sincerity.

58:26

It was 100%. I

58:29

am sorry. I am embarrassed. That is

58:31

terrible. There's no excuse for

58:33

it. Like that was the tone

58:35

of it. And I'm like, I think

58:37

he nailed it as far as apologies

58:39

go. Yeah, but no good. Yeah. We

58:41

don't accept those here, sir. I'm sorry.

58:43

You beat the shit out of a

58:45

woman mercilessly who was clearly doing nothing

58:48

but trying to escape you. Yeah.

58:51

That was the one time he did

58:53

that. No, that's what he does in

58:55

the hallways of public hotels. That's what

58:58

he does in the hallways of public

59:00

hotels. What does he do

59:02

when he's like in his house

59:04

surrounded by his people where he's

59:06

the law? Like Jesus Christ.

59:08

Yeah, you can't even imagine. Like that's

59:10

what he's doing in the fucking elevator

59:13

section of a Marriott where anyone can walk out

59:15

at any time and he has no fear. No

59:18

one seems to blame her. No one

59:20

accuses her of being a terrible, terrible ninja. Like

59:22

I could escape. I could wait till a man's

59:24

in the shower and get out. If she's worn

59:26

practical shoes, she could hit those stairs and

59:29

she'd have been gone. It's some prankster that hit all

59:31

the buttons on the elevator she's been covering. It

59:35

is weird to me that she, if

59:37

you're not chained, you know, in your

59:40

captivity that you can't get away. But I-

59:43

She clearly tried. She had the right

59:45

idea with the shower. He didn't look wet yet. Yeah,

59:47

she needed to wait until she heard it turn on

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and then get to hustling because he

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was, I just can't, like, I

59:54

wouldn't feel comfortable leaving, like

59:56

it's gauche and unacceptable to be walking

59:59

around a hotel. in a towel like

1:00:01

that's how public a space it is like

1:00:03

yeah there are kids out there there's other

1:00:05

families like that's ridiculous put clothes on i

1:00:07

like this video it's really fucking always you

1:00:10

see this porno so they you know go

1:00:12

out and hallway and have well i'm sure

1:00:14

that those videos like beforehand they're like you

1:00:16

know third floor you know i get caught

1:00:18

sometimes i saw one they get caught and

1:00:20

then she blows like the the fucking like

1:00:22

lobby in the ass yeah well

1:00:24

i mean they

1:00:26

mercilessly kicks her twice in the

1:00:28

ass while berating her that's like

1:00:30

uh the

1:00:32

the ass kicks were just so in anger all of

1:00:34

it the base throwing was also an anchor but the

1:00:36

ass kicks was there any part of that that was

1:00:39

done with joy uh

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no i guess the whole thing is done in

1:00:43

anger but

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yeah he's uh he's screwed i don't

1:00:47

think anybody's gonna take his side now

1:00:49

no i heard peloton drops him coming

1:00:51

out was peloton's uh were they sponsoring

1:00:53

no more of his classes no more

1:00:55

that no more their classes will feature

1:00:57

pd's music so it's kind of before

1:00:59

now he's fucked now yeah no

1:01:02

i think it'll be fine people will still listen to that he should

1:01:04

rap about it he's like he should he

1:01:06

should have owned it and i and again i'd

1:01:08

have been he's a billionaire here maybe he

1:01:10

or most of it i would take that chain off see

1:01:13

now that pd's doing stuff like this connie is looking

1:01:15

like a pretty chill dude pretty

1:01:20

chill guy if you just get him past like

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it's like connie i'd love to ask you about

1:01:24

like fame and fortune and money but it's

1:01:26

music but the the

1:01:28

jew thing conica so uh man i

1:01:31

get it i get it you

1:01:33

don't have to keep harping but you

1:01:35

know i want to hear his thoughts on the

1:01:37

israel palestine situation can you believe he hasn't said

1:01:39

anything i bet it would

1:01:42

catch us off guard it would be something

1:01:44

where he's like that is

1:01:46

israel's ancestral homeland and one

1:01:48

of the as one of the

1:01:51

true jews you know is european these

1:01:53

whites they come in there they pretend

1:01:55

to be jews and they're trying

1:01:57

to take back homeland that is the jewish

1:01:59

homeland But the where they should lose

1:02:01

but his take that's where they should all be

1:02:04

Every Jew needs to be

1:02:06

found rooted out The

1:02:10

river to the sea should be all Jews

1:02:15

He could write a hook around that Like

1:02:19

that yeah, he could write a song about night

1:02:22

No, I don't I feel I

1:02:24

feel like his take would take us by surprise

1:02:26

It would be something about because hasn't

1:02:28

or maybe I'm making it up in like

1:02:30

superimposing black Israelites on top of him Like

1:02:33

because black Israelites are the ones who are

1:02:35

like we are the true Jews not

1:02:38

the white devils Yeah,

1:02:40

he doesn't know probably doesn't even know about

1:02:42

that because he's like just other and Baptist

1:02:44

religious I mean, he'll go on about being

1:02:47

Jesus, but but I think he's just

1:02:50

like a southern Baptist religious wise. I Didn't

1:02:53

know what his religion was he talks about Jesus and

1:02:55

God a lot I did

1:02:57

know he made an album about Jesus

1:02:59

and I know that Jesus that's Jesus

1:03:01

Okay, well then didn't he make an

1:03:03

album called like Jesus is king or

1:03:05

Christ is king or Jesus walks maybe

1:03:08

That's a really old one. I thought there was a new

1:03:11

I I only hear his music when it like pops up

1:03:13

on a YouTube Play we had a rally

1:03:15

when I'm at a Kanye rally Yeah, I can't

1:03:18

believe the far right didn't like grasp

1:03:20

on to Kanye's music as like

1:03:22

look Just cuz I mean

1:03:25

their music sucks. I bet

1:03:27

they don't like him because he's black Yeah,

1:03:30

that could be it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I

1:03:32

don't know any are writing a remote positive.

1:03:34

They like twist Oh turn you on to

1:03:36

some good stuff What's this doesn't like

1:03:38

him that we're not gonna take it song they

1:03:40

used to play that all the time until twisted

1:03:42

sisters like I'm talking about

1:03:44

not taking it from people like you Yeah,

1:03:47

we're all we're a famous bands

1:03:49

and we're also fucking shit libs.

1:03:51

So stop singing our song Yeah,

1:03:57

they've got kid rock like

1:03:59

rage against the moon machine, all their like

1:04:01

public interviews are, they should

1:04:03

be called, should be called do

1:04:06

what you're told. But like, they're

1:04:08

just, you know, they get, get vaccinated

1:04:10

and do what the government says. Rock

1:04:13

on. It's like, you're so

1:04:15

fucking gay, dude. Yeah.

1:04:18

Anyway, you guys want to call it a show? Yeah,

1:04:21

I'm going to get something to eat. Same. PKN

1:04:24

509. Get my protein.