0:00

PKN 510 how you guys doing?

0:02

Pretty good Really?

0:06

Yeah, I took a nap in the middle of the day my

0:08

sleep schedule such right now that I'm like, I Don't

0:11

know. I tried to go to sleep, but I don't get

0:13

my eight hours I sleep three hours and then I'm like

0:15

up and I'm up at like six

0:17

in the morning or some shit So I was

0:19

up from like 6 a.m. Till noon and I

0:21

slept from like noon until Now

0:25

now like an hour ago, you know, but I'm

0:27

still like hungover I'm curious maybe

0:29

in your new place. Is it not dark in the bedroom

0:31

in the morning? Oh, it's We've

0:33

talked about this before I black my bed, but

0:35

you move a lot. Okay. Well, we've

0:38

literally talked to this exact precise conversation Like

0:41

about the new question. Okay. Yeah. Yeah

0:43

like verbatim. That's my even this hour.

0:45

I even this Conversations

0:48

were the ones for the first time But

0:53

but I black my windows out of my

0:55

bedrooms, that's a mistake I'm

0:57

not gonna say my part of this same conversation

0:59

again But

1:02

yeah, you just need to like Don't

1:04

nap like napping is for

1:06

children. It throws I've

1:09

never had a nap that I work up people

1:12

in the but I Naps

1:16

of children Henry Ford Is

1:18

that what he said? Do you believe in

1:20

naps? That would be some industrious get back

1:23

in the minds nonsense I bet for all

1:25

of human existence naps were very common when

1:27

we look at like high-performance athletes They're they're

1:29

getting a nap in all right. I'm

1:31

using my big good for you I haven't done

1:33

I haven't crunched the numbers on naps, but I

1:35

know that boomers. I've never taken I'm just telling

1:37

you that no boomers are all about naps are

1:39

like fucking 75 Well now they are

1:42

but but look at look for it for someone young

1:44

Yeah, my nap no no

1:46

naps. I always feel weird and discombobulated when

1:49

I wake up from a nap I never

1:51

feel rested it doesn't matter if it's a

1:53

one-hour nap or a three-hour nap or however

1:55

long it is I wake up feeling like

1:57

what day is it? And

2:00

then I know my schedule is going to suck the rest of the day.

2:02

Like I'm not, if I was up

2:04

too late the night before, it's a fucking guarantee.

2:07

I'm going to be up that late again now,

2:09

sleeping from noon to two or whatever the standard

2:11

nap time is. Yeah. Yeah.

2:13

I like my naps. I think they're, uh, I think

2:15

they're essential, you know, get it,

2:17

get it, get all that sleep, get all this

2:20

brain chemicals recharged. I do feel a little bit

2:22

discombobulated, uh, for like the first hour, but, uh,

2:24

I chugged the coffee, so I should be good. For

2:26

an hour. One

2:29

hour of nap that just come bobble at you and now

2:31

you're going to be up till 3 AM again,

2:34

grinding the Chinese Tarkov, I

2:36

assume. Uh, no, just,

2:38

just doing stuff. Just watching TV, watching movies

2:40

and stuff. I watched this long, long, long

2:42

documentary about the shining, uh, this morning. Dude,

2:45

you sent that in our group chat and

2:47

I was like, Oh, this must be a

2:49

fun clip. I opened it up two hours

2:51

into as long as the actual shining. And

2:53

I was like, I don't know

2:55

if I want to watch this in the watch that chat. Like

2:58

two and a half hours. Yeah. You're going to open that

3:00

up on a PC somewhere. I watch it on TV. Like

3:02

I love the shining, so maybe I'll like it. I

3:05

watch TV on my like living room, big

3:07

screen TV, like all the time. It's probably

3:09

my most used app for watching stuff. And,

3:12

uh, that's two hours and 40 minutes

3:14

or something. Like you said about the shining and

3:16

what sort of decoding the, some

3:18

of the stuff that's in there, but he's like, keep

3:20

in mind, this is the introduction to

3:22

my 27 part series on

3:25

the shining. And I'm like, fuck yeah, dude.

3:27

This is my kind of guy. The tism

3:29

has eaten him alive. Like he

3:31

is all about the shining. That's all about

3:33

the shining. How much could there

3:35

possibly be just about the shining? Uh,

3:37

just enormous amounts, just layers and layers and

3:39

layers. I know Stanley Kubrick was a very

3:41

unique, interesting guy. I wonder if he's even

3:44

right. Like, like it reminds me of eighth

3:46

grade English papers where the teacher told you

3:48

about symbolism and other horse shit that

3:50

the author probably didn't intend to put in

3:53

there. I just can't imagine a 27 hour

3:55

break a 27 part breakdown. The,

3:59

the intro. production to his 27 part breakdown

4:01

is two hours plus the movie's two hours or

4:03

an hour and a half. Yeah.

4:06

It, why would it take 60 hours

4:09

to talk about the shiny? Cause it's going

4:11

to take us five minutes to talk about

4:13

each, sometimes each frame,

4:16

each frame is a, there's stuff going on.

4:19

When you look at the, the books that are on

4:21

the tables, like the same book will pop up in

4:24

multiple scenes. It's clear that this isn't just

4:26

junk in the background ever that

4:28

every time. Cause that was my assumption.

4:31

No, there's no junk in the background that

4:33

that painting on the wall, it's there for

4:35

a specific reason. If you look at what

4:37

that painting is and because they're not just

4:40

like motel art. It's like, this

4:42

is the painting of the Herculean pillars. This

4:45

we see Hercules come up here, here, here, here,

4:47

here, here, here, here, here. What's

4:49

another name for that city? Herculean right

4:51

next to Mount Vesuvius. What was about

4:53

Vesuvius? It's the, uh, the,

4:55

it was supposedly given the Hercules

4:57

essence and he goes through these just

5:01

so in depth where he zoomed in

5:03

and figured out what that book on

5:05

the table was and like, that's popular,

5:07

popular mechanics. It's also here, here, here,

5:09

here, and here. It's like, whoa, why

5:11

is popular mechanics moving around everywhere? It's not like all

5:13

the books are moving around. No,

5:16

it's not. I promise you it's not.

5:18

He was notorious for what Kyle is

5:20

saying, like among the, like putting tons

5:23

of little things in the background and

5:25

doing his own little messaging that way. There's a bunch

5:28

of people who think like, and

5:30

I've done zero research other than seeing

5:32

internet commenters on it, but people who

5:34

are like, he left clues to, to

5:36

show that he, he was

5:38

the director of the fake moon landing in

5:41

the shining and the, uh,

5:43

eyes wide shut stuff like that. There

5:46

are a lot of, um, Apollo 11 stuff.

5:48

I mean, Danny's wearing that Apollo 11 shirt

5:50

and there, and there's a few other things,

5:53

but I'm one of the big ones for me

5:55

is I'm, oh my

5:57

God, Abbey road, when Abbey road. the

6:00

Beatles album is present throughout the

6:02

entire film. If

6:06

you play Abbey Road while you watch the movie, it's

6:09

shockingly sunk up to key moments throughout the

6:11

film. And also like, you know that on

6:14

the Abbey Road cover where the Beatles are

6:16

walking in a line across the- That's

6:19

all I know about it. He mimics

6:21

that three or four times with the characters

6:23

and the order that the movie's characters are

6:25

in matters. Like, all right, she's standing in

6:28

Ringo's spot. Here's Ringo's song. What's he singing

6:30

about there? And it's like, oh, what the

6:32

fuck is this? Why would he be this

6:34

in depth? And then even Stephen King

6:36

with the novel that it's based on, like

6:38

the page numbers matter in Stephen King's

6:41

novel. Like things happen on a specific

6:43

page for a specific reason. Scenes

6:45

will be 237 seconds long. Yeah,

6:49

stuff like this. This shot happens multiple times.

6:51

It's not just like, oh, there was that

6:53

one time where they walked in single file.

6:56

It's like four different times and

6:58

they walk in single file like this. Yeah,

7:01

there you go. There's another one. Nice work, Zach. No,

7:05

it's fascinating. The Abbey Road stuff's interesting.

7:07

And also they'll play the, what they'll

7:09

do is they'll play the movie forwards

7:12

and backwards simultaneously and overlay. And

7:15

if you look at what's there,

7:17

it's like, oh my God, why is it matching? How

7:19

could you get it to match? Why would he make

7:21

it match? Yeah, if you played

7:23

the movie forward and backwards at

7:26

the exact same time, it ends

7:29

at the same time. Why

7:31

would that be? Why

7:34

would that happen? He designed it that

7:37

way. No, I like Stanley Kubrick a

7:39

lot because he did that stuff. And

7:41

there's a lot of filmmaking techniques that I don't quite

7:43

understand, that it's fun to sort of. I'd

7:46

say I don't understand most. Film

7:48

techniques. That is fun. You

7:50

know, he's probably there. But it's,

7:52

I love those documentaries. There's another one called Room

7:55

237. That's only like

7:57

an hour or two long about the

7:59

shining. before and they touch on

8:01

a lot of the moon landing stuff. They point

8:03

out that the layout of the

8:05

hotel is like magical. You'll make too

8:07

many rights. Like you're like you're back in

8:09

the same room you just left. You're in

8:11

like a pocket dimension when you go in

8:13

here. And what the guy I watched

8:16

today did is they took he takes

8:18

the hotel and he lays it into grids

8:20

and columns, a rows and columns. And

8:23

you find out that multiple

8:25

things are happening in the same area. Like

8:28

I'm having like Seinfeld department. They couldn't

8:30

exist. Oh,

8:33

there's stuff like that for sure. Yeah. But

8:36

he'll he'll point out that sometimes the actors

8:38

aren't saying what you think they're saying. There's

8:40

a part where the black man is taking

8:42

him around early on in the movie. He's

8:44

like, want some ice cream doc? And he's

8:46

saying, I scream, E

8:49

Y E I and then scream.

8:52

And some people be like, it's an

8:54

old black man. He's just saying I scream

8:56

the way he says I scream. But you

8:58

look way in the background on the wall.

9:00

And there's this little piece of paper that

9:02

says I scream. And it's like,

9:04

yeah, he is saying I scream. And then when he

9:06

opens the storage room, he doesn't say storage room. It's

9:09

right here is the store room. But he

9:11

says it so fast with that black man

9:13

accent that story room. Well, that's just

9:15

how old black men talk. But

9:17

no, he's saying story room. And when you

9:19

look at whether interviews with that actor, where

9:22

he's like, when Stanley approached me, I delivered

9:24

the lines as I'm speaking now. And he

9:26

said, you're gonna have to black it up

9:28

a little offense. I love the actor. The

9:33

shiny, I think the shiny is my favorite. And

9:35

then Godfather to after that. And then I don't

9:37

know what to do after that, but three, four

9:40

and five and all that shit. But I really

9:42

appreciate how complex and

9:44

complicated and overcomplicated and convoluted in some

9:46

way. And you're convinced it's all true.

9:48

Taylor, when you were saying, not all

9:50

of us, Taylor, when you were saying

9:52

Seinfeld's apartment couldn't exist, yeah, were you

9:55

implying that it was just a like

9:57

photography necessity to make this But

10:00

do you think they really designed this hotel

10:02

to exist in a way that can't be

10:04

I? Yeah, that totally

10:06

with coupe break like he was 1000%

10:09

for we don't putting things in every movie

10:11

people are like oh, he's a genius No,

10:14

no, he's an actual like one

10:16

of the smartest people who's ever lived genius. He's like

10:18

a chest He's good at everything. It was a savant.

10:20

Yeah, did any of the moon stuff make sense or

10:22

were you like then did this? Oh, I've never so

10:25

I think he's he's the moon thing was a

10:27

big cultural thing and it's also a big part

10:30

of Abbey Road and places and

10:32

so I think that

10:34

he's referencing the moon landing and he and it's it's in

10:36

there I mean, he's wearing a shirt says Apollo 11 with

10:38

a rock and everything But I think one

10:40

of the things that's being heavily hinted at is

10:42

that Danny's whole thing Is

10:45

that he was molested by Jack Nicholson

10:47

his father Jack Nicholson's been fucking

10:49

Danny's mouth and And like that's

10:52

what's going on. That's a big part of what's

10:54

going on And of course like Danny's little friend

10:56

Tony Tony lives in my mouth You

10:58

can't see him cuz he hides in my stomach

11:01

like Tony is mentioned in Abbey

11:03

Road continuously Tony Like

11:05

there's a whole thing There's

11:07

no one I don't believe that that mr.

11:09

Torrance was molesting his son Mr. Torrance is

11:11

reading played played girl magazine and the first

11:13

scene you see him in I just want

11:16

to believe that he's a normal evil Not

11:19

not a pedophile evil guy He's

11:21

my arm But like

11:23

the the rooms that can't be like those

11:25

are a hundred percent intentionally. This is like,

11:28

okay He he he wouldn't make those mistakes

11:30

like he's made rooms that are

11:33

impossible on purpose He's

11:35

he's he's done it for for a reason.

11:37

Yeah, I need to rewatch The Shining now

11:39

So I can be on my phone and

11:41

not notice any of that. I I

11:45

Love it. That's some movies. I will watch them.

11:48

Yeah One is Space

11:50

Odyssey Like you really like that one

11:52

or no because I only ever started

11:54

I've started that movie I bet four

11:57

to six times in my life and No,

12:00

it's just like I just happen

12:02

upon it when it's like 11 30 at

12:04

night and I'll start it and I'll get

12:06

to like It's just kicking off

12:09

like they're on the space station and i'll be

12:11

like, all right time for bed and i've never

12:13

gotten past that Yeah, the

12:15

um, so 2001 a space odyssey is

12:17

basically about aliens have come down with

12:19

the finger of god and given man

12:22

Uh consciousness and they've also given

12:24

him a challenge with their

12:26

obelisks Um that it's basically

12:28

a come and see me when you can

12:30

kind of message since the dawn of time

12:33

and the movie is about Going

12:35

and seeing what what what it is and

12:37

they they find the obelisk on the moon.

12:39

They follow it to uh, jupiter They go

12:41

into the black hole and he

12:43

meets god or whatever you want to

12:45

call the aliens who created us and then he Reverts

12:48

back to some sort of superchild, you know, and

12:50

they that full series of life goes back to

12:52

earth and uh, that's all

12:55

Sandwiched in between a murderous ai

12:57

who we're using for the first time

12:59

to fly our ship because it's foolproof

13:02

But the ai is like it makes a

13:04

mistake Like not a huge mistake,

13:06

but it makes one and it's like the astronauts

13:08

are talking about it They go into their little

13:10

capsule where it can't hear them and it's like

13:13

he just made a mistake Yeah,

13:16

and he doesn't want to admit he made a

13:18

mistake I think we need

13:20

to Take howl down for a

13:22

few hours and do some maintenance and then you

13:25

cut to howl and that little red eye And

13:27

he's reading their lips through the fucking little porthole

13:30

So now the ai's out to kill them So

13:32

you've got that in between all the god stuff

13:34

and there's just so much symbolism going through with

13:36

the obelisk It's constantly being copied

13:38

and framed in the center that

13:40

I don't know I don't know

13:42

what the ratio is of that thing, but it's

13:45

repeated over You know what I did notice and

13:47

this probably isn't as significant in 2001 is space

13:49

odyssey because i've only seen the beginning part like

13:51

half the first half hour like five times is

13:55

There's like two apes

13:58

when they're all in those ape costumes dancing

14:00

around in the beginning. Everybody's

14:02

committed to the bit, except

14:05

for like two guys, who

14:07

are like acting almost too cool for school. Like

14:09

they're not getting as low and as monkey

14:12

ape-like as the others. And

14:14

I really, I don't like that. Kubrick should have immediately shut

14:16

that down and been like, oh I'm sure, do you not

14:18

want to be here? Do you not want to be

14:21

a part of my epic movie? Are you too good to ape out right

14:23

now? Are you too good? Oh,

14:26

Juilliard? You

14:28

went to Juilliard? Fucking chimp it

14:30

up motherfucker. You're

14:32

like, Juilliard, you're fired. You'll never be

14:35

involved. The one I haven't seen,

14:37

because, so 2001 is slow, but I

14:39

have a great appreciation for how good those special effects

14:41

are for whenever that was, 6971,

14:43

somewhere in there. It's

14:46

like, this looks pretty fucking real. This

14:48

looks good. The miniatures are great and when

14:50

they do the zero gravity stuff, you

14:52

know, it's a little thing now to make a pen float by

14:54

in a movie and the actor grabs it. But, well there's no

14:57

CGI, and you know somebody's literally floating that

14:59

pen on a wire or compositing it or something.

15:03

It's all in camera, so I appreciate that stuff, I guess. Barry

15:06

Lyndon is the one that I

15:08

know, I don't, I'm not sophisticated enough to

15:11

appreciate or really enjoy, so I haven't watched.

15:14

I've never seen Barry Lyndon. I've

15:16

never heard of it. It

15:18

is a, Stanley Kubrick movie. It's

15:20

a big one. It's a period piece. It's

15:23

like 17th century France, maybe? It's like he went back

15:25

in time in a time

15:27

machine and created 17th century

15:29

France or wherever they are because like

15:31

the costumes and the rooms and everything

15:33

are absurd. I've never seen

15:35

it. Well, I mean he's only made so

15:38

many. This whole conversation has made me like

15:40

Kubrick less. I'm just, like

15:42

I'm so bored. I'm like, oh my

15:44

god, do you put subtle details in

15:46

the background not to be noticed? Come

15:49

on, Pacific Rim 2, that's what Woody wants. He does. He

15:53

does. He

15:55

doesn't have an elbow rocket, Taylor. No

15:57

elbow rocket. I get what you're saying,

15:59

but also... I'm not wrong like like

16:01

it movies aren't supposed to be about the

16:03

book sitting on the nightstands That

16:06

they're not supposed to be what I think

16:08

I've been like I've declared Movies supposed to

16:10

be entertaining this supposed to be a plot

16:12

maybe even eye-opening and make you think about

16:14

something new Maybe it enriches you a little

16:16

bit emotionally but a scavenger

16:18

hunt of an Abbey Road, whatever

16:21

like and and I'm Still

16:23

not convinced how many of these things are intentional

16:25

now. I can be convinced I'm kind of winning

16:27

me over but Good

16:31

gosh like the thing about playing Abbey Road and

16:33

having it sync up I wonder what

16:35

happened if you did that to Little Mermaid and tried

16:37

to find connections. Would you find some? You

16:39

you do have that mentality that one to be

16:42

a skeptic. It's funny This guy this guy points

16:44

his wife is a scientist and he's like she's

16:46

my scully along along the way for this and

16:48

he keeps Throwing up pictures of Scully. He's like

16:50

her. She didn't believe then I point it and

16:52

he got he like wears her down as part

16:55

Of the video with like here's

16:57

the fifth example. Here's the sixth. Oh,

17:00

yeah We're on example eight by the way

17:02

And it's like we're not done with the

17:04

movie yet And when he when he turns

17:06

the hotel into a game board of rows

17:08

and columns It's really

17:10

he only did it to like for his

17:12

own like keeping track of things, but then

17:15

things started popping up I

17:17

I really like the shining. I like the complexity of

17:20

it. I don't I didn't know about the Abbey

17:22

Road thing I don't like the Beatles that much. So

17:24

I haven't listened to most of that album. It's a

17:27

shitty album It's the last their last album. I believe

17:29

right? Ringos and they're

17:31

whining about want to leave and What's

17:34

his name? Lennon is screaming about his love

17:36

for Yoko Ono and it's just I don't

17:38

I don't like that one But

17:40

um, but yeah, I love those long-form

17:43

document documentaries about movies. That's one of my

17:45

favorite things to take in I watch more

17:48

Like documentaries and video essays about movies

17:50

than I do movies. Probably I've

17:53

looked at any road It's not my favorite either. I

17:55

like here comes the Sun. Mm-hmm. Of

17:57

course. Yeah I

18:00

agree with you that there is definitely more to it

18:02

in The Shining than if

18:05

you just watch it as a horror movie. And

18:07

I would rather a

18:09

movie be hard to interpret and have little

18:12

nuggets like that in it than one that's

18:14

just too straightforward. Like

18:16

it's more fun and it makes rewatches

18:18

better. Like if it's

18:20

too straightforward and it's just Captain

18:23

America versus the evil

18:25

Captain Soviets or whatever. It's

18:27

like there's no reason to rewatch a movie. That would have been such

18:29

a better villain for him if Captain Soviet had been a thing. He's

18:31

so- Is that not- It seems

18:34

like a fucking layup. There wasn't a Soviet

18:36

version of Captain America. It was the Red

18:38

Skull, right? Like, so I

18:40

guess sort of. Yeah, actually, yeah,

18:42

it's the Red Skull. But they killed him off so

18:44

long ago I forgot. They did 38 movies

18:46

or something now, Taylor. So they killed off

18:49

his main arch nemesis maybe in

18:51

the first movie of the entire Marvel movie. Well, it's

18:53

cool, Hardy. You should probably keep the nemesis around for

18:55

longer than the- Hugo Weaving. He comes

18:57

back. He was in whatever was right

19:00

before Endgame or in Endgame. Yeah, Hugo

19:02

Weaving was in? Yeah, Hugo Weaving

19:04

plays Red Skull. Oh, well, he could act

19:06

circles around the Captain

19:08

America guy. What's his name? Chris Evans.

19:10

Chris Evans. Yeah, Hugo Weaving is

19:12

a great actor. Yeah, when Hugo Weaving was

19:15

doing The Matrix, Captain America

19:17

was doing one of those

19:19

parody movies with whipped cream on his cock. Oh,

19:22

like the scary movies? You

19:24

know the one where the guy walks in and he's got

19:26

the whipped cream on his like boobs and dick instead of

19:29

the girl in the movie. It's one of those parody movies

19:31

that did that. It's like Nate and Evie or some shit.

19:33

Yeah. And do you remember? I mean, it

19:35

was like high school era for me where

19:37

every single summer and Halloween season,

19:40

it'd be like it's

19:42

300, but Carmen Electra's in it.

19:44

And it's fucking retarded. That movie's

19:46

called Meet the Spartans. I was

19:48

like I was the perfect age

19:51

to want to see that. And

19:53

it upset me like at how

19:55

stupid and bad it was. I never, never even

19:57

watched. And I was like fucking 16. I

20:00

should I was the demo which movie is this

20:02

meet the Spartans and the the Cavalcade of similar

20:04

films that came out more he's talking about is

20:07

the early 2000s parody movie explosion

20:10

That was that spawned from

20:12

the success of scary movie Which is

20:14

the parody to not just scream though

20:16

That's the primary one but mostly all

20:19

horror movies this and those were good

20:21

scary movie one and two and

20:23

maybe even three The

20:26

second one right? Yeah It

20:31

they're good funny movies and they made hundreds

20:34

of millions of dollars and the Wayans Brothers

20:36

careers took off That's how they got white

20:38

girls and shit like that But it spawned

20:40

all those other parody movies like meet the

20:42

Spartans actually good though Because I like that

20:44

my sauce scary movie one. I was sincerely

20:46

probably 15

20:49

I watched scary movie to about six

20:52

months ago Cuz

20:54

like I think I was cooking and I did

20:56

like a strong hand thing to my girlfriend and

20:58

we both started laughing I'm like, oh you get

21:00

that one. She's like, yeah, I watched that one

21:02

I said I went back and we're like watch

21:04

that movie and it was still funny. There's

21:06

a couple of dating She'd

21:08

get my spongebob references. Hey guys No

21:12

spongebob references in my house. So I hate

21:14

I hate whenever you drop off If

21:16

you were to hand her something and she

21:19

drops it you need to go firmly grasp

21:21

it Like Patrick does and she will

21:23

laugh because she'll get it.

21:25

You don't know the cult. No, thanks I

21:27

don't want to I do feel a little

21:29

left out every time a spongebob reference comes

21:31

up Like we were playing scribble yo and

21:34

the guys just drawing spongebob and I'm the

21:36

everybody has guessed spongebob I'm like, I don't

21:38

know yellow house I Thought

21:42

yellow house would take with

21:44

bubbles in it cheese Swiss cheese You

21:48

have the spongebob cultural blindness of someone

21:51

ten years older than yourself Yeah, I

21:53

I just I just know ten

21:55

years older to have kids. I

21:57

just don't want it. No, that's true than

22:00

someone... no, I guess... They're

22:02

modern-day kids to SpongeBob? It's an adult

22:04

cartoon. No. No. You

22:07

know what? I hear what you say, but

22:09

I feel like it operates on two threads.

22:12

There's some jokes in there for adults and

22:14

kids. Yeah. I mean, I didn't watch a

22:16

ton of SpongeBob. I caught the beginning of

22:18

it, then I aged out of it. But

22:20

it was the funniest show on TV, is

22:22

like a young kid. It was wildly popular,

22:24

and I don't understand why. Did

22:26

your kids like it at all? Or was it kind of

22:28

miss that? Uh, no. They watched it

22:30

a little. It just wasn't my cup of tea.

22:32

I liked the video game, the PS2 game. I

22:35

never played the video game. Holy shit. Oh, fuck.

22:37

I remember. I could picture it now. I did

22:39

play that video game. Did you? Yeah. You collect

22:42

a bunch of fry-related

22:45

items because SpongeBob is a fry cook. Back in

22:47

that day, I was the supreme ruler of video

22:49

games in this house. You hand me the controller

22:51

when you're stuck. How does he

22:53

fry things under the sea, though? Don't worry about

22:55

it. He is

22:57

the one. He cooks the Krabby Patties at

23:00

the Krusty Krab. Under an open flame, Kyle.

23:03

Any other questions? He's the fry cook. And

23:05

it's his dream to be a fry cook.

23:07

He has no aspirations beyond it.

23:10

I saw a thing on Reddit, and it was like

23:12

remembering back to when my older brother convinced me

23:14

to touch the stove because the blue fire was

23:16

cold. You

23:19

or your brothers ever pull any shenanigans like

23:22

that? Like, oh yeah, that blue fire is cold.

23:24

Grab it. No, no, I did.

23:27

I got in trouble for melting a GI

23:29

Joe foot on the stove once because I

23:31

didn't believe it. Right on the eye? Yeah, it

23:33

was one of the coils, the metal coils. And

23:35

so I was just chipping it up against there

23:38

because like my mom was telling me, it's

23:40

super hot, Taylor. Don't touch it. And then

23:42

I don't remember what. I don't

23:44

remember if I touched the stove and burned my finger

23:46

first or if I let's go with that.

23:50

I burned my finger first and I was like, that is

23:52

unbelievably hot. And then I melted part of a GI Joe

23:54

on it and it got plastic everywhere. My

23:56

mom was pissed about it. It's smart, though.

23:58

It's the scientific method, right? Just you conduct one

24:00

test you don't know for sure Yeah And

24:03

I literally used the GI Joe toy

24:05

because GI Joe was not a big

24:07

part of my my troop Collection like

24:09

because as you know being a young

24:11

boy like I'd have my wars with

24:13

my action figures But it was like

24:15

it was its own Marvel crossover You

24:17

know the street sharks were allied with

24:19

the Ninja Turtles were allied with Bane

24:21

with the cords that came out of

24:23

his back And then you know Batman

24:25

obviously on the other team and he's

24:27

joined by the power I'm all two-dimensional

24:29

for the GI Joe even at

24:31

that age. I'm like a regular

24:33

ass army man He's

24:35

gonna you know hang out with the street

24:37

sharks I

24:45

Pretend they were fighting in like jungles there

24:47

was a an atrium in our house that

24:50

had like a tree in it and like

24:52

Malt and stuff and so I would like

24:54

make huge messes down there making mounds of

24:56

mulch and like battle Simulae its own little

24:58

Vietnam. Just fun. I got in trouble almost every

25:00

day for that cuz I made it a Huge

25:04

amount of messes. I don't think I played

25:06

as much pretend as you I definitely did

25:08

that thing with army men on one side

25:10

of the floor and on the other and

25:12

like Skeletor is gonna fight fucking he-man and

25:14

he-man brought Rambo with him and all that

25:16

shit Which is crazy that those movies even

25:18

had? Toys like the

25:20

fact that Rambo had a line of toys That

25:22

was an R rated movie and like

25:24

when you consider the sequels. That's an R rated movie about

25:26

killing gooks But yeah indiscriminately

25:29

and torture and PTSD.

25:32

What were you pretending like what you

25:34

like well? Just battling

25:36

with with everyone in all the cops were

25:38

after you in Canon I was four or

25:40

five like I wasn't playing for ten last

25:42

year In

25:44

my head there was Canon as I was behind

25:47

you were yeah, I mean yeah, but not with

25:49

my army men I've got I've got a computer

25:51

now. I could play on I do my pretend

25:53

on there. He's a you got me Yeah,

25:56

the I think I really had like

25:58

a narrative going I Maybe

26:00

I did have the castle of grayskull and

26:02

I think maybe I would do a thing

26:04

where Skeletor had captured like Princess

26:07

Peach or some shit and the boys

26:09

had to get her back like maybe

26:11

I would recreate basically mario brothers But

26:13

you know, I don't feel as creative

26:15

as you were since i'm using mario

26:17

brothers reference, you know storyline Oh, dude,

26:19

there would there would be and I

26:21

was like five and there would be

26:23

like canonical ideological differences in my factions

26:25

and like And like obviously

26:27

the newest action figure is my favorite and the

26:29

most powerful And so I still remember when I

26:32

got that bane and it actually wasn't the one

26:34

with the cords It was him in the black

26:36

tank top like jacked out of his mind Still

26:38

had the little face thing on but the big cords weren't

26:41

there and I got him and I didn't even know the

26:43

batman universe That well, I was just like this guy's jacked

26:45

and he's huge and he's awesome and he was such a

26:47

threat To that atrium

26:50

In conquering it that the street sharks and

26:52

the power rangers had to settle their differences

26:54

in order to take them on And

26:56

then I would like I would play

26:59

out little different versions and and then play

27:01

out the one further that was more fun

27:03

And so i'd like have bane win against

27:05

all of them and then it's like well,

27:07

that's not very fun You know because now

27:09

he's just an unconquerable titan and i'm running

27:11

out of toys And so then you have

27:13

bane loose and then he gets thrown in

27:16

prison. What's he do in prison?

27:18

He meets up with I

27:20

don't fucking know some cobra. What joker.

27:22

Oh, bro joker one of the street

27:25

sharks Cobra commander was in there. You

27:27

got a real problem overstate the

27:29

importance of the street shark characters in many

27:31

of them They

27:34

were jacked sharks Yeah,

27:37

you don't know much are you sharks? Teenagers

27:39

who got turned into like shark men and now

27:41

they then they like swim beneath the streets fighting

27:44

crime They wore like all of our shorts and

27:46

were like like had huge arms And I remember

27:48

having a special place in my heart for the

27:50

hammerhead version Because I imagined him

27:52

being bullied by the other like the great white

27:55

or you had like if the little empathy for

27:57

is A little extra large

27:59

head. Yeah Yeah, I did. I

28:01

don't know what it was about

28:03

that one. His eyes were so

28:05

far apart. There

28:09

they are. Yeah, see? Because

28:12

obviously, look at it, the red guy, obviously

28:14

the alpha male. And

28:17

the street shark with the hammerhead. Man, this

28:19

is a bad angle for him, Zach. You're doing him dirty

28:21

here. He's the only one not grimacing. Can

28:24

you find Zach the action figure version

28:26

of these guys? I hope you can.

28:28

The hammerhead looks a little better in

28:30

that. Yeah, man, I loved myself. I

28:32

didn't even like the street shark show

28:34

very much. But my grandma

28:36

was, there he is. There he is. Look

28:38

at those arms. I think I was huge.

28:41

Yeah, I think I was fucking ill on

28:43

Tinder. All four of those guys were a tough

28:46

customer to handle. I can't believe he didn't look out.

28:48

He will because he's wealthy. I

28:51

remember the cartoon well. I watched quite a bit

28:53

of it. I remember the pilot episode of the

28:55

cartoon. I genuinely do. I

28:58

think their dad dies and there's maybe some

29:00

sort of accident. And I really

29:02

strongly, I just remember them, they swim under

29:04

the streets. Their fins would

29:06

stick up through the asphalt. It made no sense.

29:10

They definitely weren't my favorite. I liked

29:12

Batman the most. Batman the animated series

29:14

with Mark Hamill as the Joker in

29:17

the early 90s was so good. It was

29:19

a little beyond action figure where he was

29:21

in the red and black. That's

29:24

the faggot Batman. Is it? Yeah,

29:27

he's literally gay. He didn't win a lot

29:29

of battles in my headcanon. Yeah,

29:31

he married the Joker in the canon. He got

29:33

caught by… He was the bottom. Yeah, he's the

29:35

bottom. He got owned by Bane. He got owned

29:38

by… I'm trying to remember

29:40

what others were. Batman the Yawn. Batman

29:42

the Yawn. It's like a teenage Dick

29:44

Grayson Batman or something I think. No, I

29:47

like the real Batman. And

29:50

it's also sort of gothic looking. The real

29:52

Batman, Taylor. Yeah, the real Batman. Fucking

29:56

Bruce Wayne. Alright,

30:00

a real person. Superman was

30:02

never, ever involved in

30:05

my battles. Of course not. You wouldn't

30:07

have any problems if Superman was. You

30:10

wouldn't have any problems. Even as like

30:12

a five year old, I was like,

30:14

no, I don't want Superman involved. His

30:16

powers make him uninteresting. There's a lack

30:18

of ability to create conflict around a

30:20

character with no inherent drawbacks outside of

30:22

their own psychological damage. You know,

30:25

we only say- You're young, young, light and imagination.

30:27

He's susceptible to magic. That's

30:29

true, but not that kind of thing. It's not just

30:31

that. Like the whole argument that Superman's

30:33

a boring character. I get it and it's funny. But

30:36

it's only because you've mostly seen

30:38

like the movies and like main, mainstream properties

30:40

and when a studio's gonna put a few

30:42

hundred billion on the line. Like who do

30:44

you want the villain to be? Cyclops

30:48

man? He can defeat Superman.

30:50

No, no. Fuck. Pick

30:52

one of the two or three. Zod. It's

30:55

Zod. But we already did Zod every time. It's

30:57

Zod. Superman's villain. Could

30:59

we do Brainiac? No. Zod.

31:02

Like there are like, there are a lot

31:05

of villains that give Superman a hard time or just

31:08

X nicks him out and he needs buddies to

31:10

come help him. And the magic is a thing.

31:12

And then I think, was

31:15

it Doomsday? Doomsday kills him. You know,

31:17

Doomsday beats him to death. It's not

31:19

like Doomsday kills him because

31:21

some third party intervenes or like Superman

31:24

was weak that day. Doomsday just beats

31:26

Superman to death with his bare hands.

31:28

I mean they bring him back and everything. Like

31:31

I don't know who Doomsday is but Superhero's

31:34

gotta be the lame superhero

31:36

ever. Superman

31:38

has to be the lamest superhero ever. He

31:41

was the first one. What

31:43

happens in general is characters

31:45

age, they get more and more powerful. I

31:48

mean, stories are written for them. They

31:50

discover new heights to their powers would

31:52

be better phrasing. And then once

31:54

you do that it's hard to take it back. So

31:57

over time they become so wildly

31:59

super. Super powerful Superman can like

32:01

go backwards in time by going

32:04

fast enough like other random bullshit

32:06

I I can't tell you

32:08

the absolute limits of the I don't think

32:10

the time travel thing Planets around when he

32:12

pushes planets around that implies

32:15

a level of pushing force

32:17

that is Outrageous when he starts

32:19

like fighting regular people again. Yeah

32:23

So it's a career for there's

32:25

three or four super Superman in

32:27

cannon maybe four There's like

32:30

the classic the Golden Age

32:33

There's this there's a couple versions of

32:35

them that are significantly weaker and therefore

32:37

significantly more interesting There's

32:39

one of them who's like look I lifted a

32:41

car. Holy shit you suck Brian

32:45

who was it? We I sent you the

32:47

video today of the the the strongman fighting

32:49

the five guys and they're all in armor

32:51

Yeah, that was right. Oh, no Brian Charles

32:54

Eve Betty Hall like Eddie Hall Yeah, Eddie

32:56

Hall puts on full medieval armor and and

32:58

they're in like a fighting ring and He's

33:02

like how many of us do you think you could take? He's like

33:05

what a minute high five and

33:08

Like five dudes come at him as hard as

33:10

they can also wearing medieval armor And they're all

33:12

just punching each other in the head as hard

33:14

and fast as they can and they eventually just

33:16

swarm him and overwhelm Him and get him to

33:18

the ground. Did you know how big you have

33:20

to be to be like? Six

33:22

three and and look

33:24

like a dwarf Like to

33:26

be that why like to be so wide

33:29

Undercutting your own height surprising he won cuz height

33:31

helps and a lot of his events. Well, Eddie

33:34

Hall never won Oh, I thought you meant

33:36

at the the fight. Oh Won

33:39

the fight I it's surprising that

33:41

he was ever world-strongest man When

33:43

taller guys have such an advantage with things like

33:45

putting rocks on a pedestal or

33:48

throwing a rock over Whole

33:50

bolt bar or something like that. Yeah, I

33:52

love the the events in the world's strongest

33:55

man Because it's just

33:57

like guys drunk at a bar

34:00

Like you know what else we should

34:02

make them do like literally like throw

34:04

a keg straight up over your own

34:06

head Like I saw Brian Shaw being like

34:08

I'm practicing my technique for this and

34:10

I'm like interesting Are you sure your

34:12

technique isn't being seven feet tall? Like

34:16

that seems like part of your I don't think

34:18

those can't be full kegs like you would get

34:20

it at a liquor store because no I've

34:23

bought those before and used them as targets and

34:26

They're heavy like like I

34:28

don't know how many gallons are in there I would probably embarrass

34:31

myself if I guess but it's got to be like 15. No

34:35

I'm at 45. I'm way off there. They're super

34:37

heavy if they're well yet. Well

34:39

imagine a 50 gallon barrel It's it's way smaller

34:42

than a 50 gallon 55 gallon barrel. You know

34:44

like a burn barrel 15.5.

34:47

Would you say 15? Yeah Well

34:50

done. So it's aluminum. It's and when

34:52

they're empty, it's fairly light I would say the

34:54

whole thing weighs 10 pounds

34:56

like empty and then 8 pounds

34:59

a gallon for the beers So 80 120 120. It's like 120

35:01

pounds. Is that right? They're not throwing 120 pounds

35:07

Yeah, I just remember when I would get one I'd

35:09

be like fuck this things heavy like they don't look

35:11

this heavy in the movies But

35:13

they're not throwing 120 pounds. So probably 45

35:15

pounds. I'm not watching that that Reacher show

35:18

anymore because you guys said it was Hard

35:21

it now but um, I saw a post

35:24

on Twitter that like they need

35:26

a bad guy Who's like big

35:29

enough to intimidate like to be

35:32

scary to a guy Reacher's size? Zach

35:35

can you pull up this bodybuilder

35:37

called the Dutch giant? They

35:40

they hired him to be the nemesis

35:42

because they it's like in the lore

35:44

I guess this guy's like, you know,

35:46

there's a guy 150 pounds of solid

35:48

muscle bigger than Reacher and I'm like

35:50

Well that person doesn't exist. He does

35:52

exist really a bodybuilder

35:55

from The

35:57

Netherlands Yeah.

36:00

He's 7 foot 2. You

36:03

need to use legs. You need to use legs

36:05

too, because he's built like no 7 footer

36:07

I've ever seen. He has like normal,

36:09

not normal, but like what

36:12

you would want ideal, like, there

36:15

you go. My god. Show

36:18

a picture of a Wembignana flexing, because that's

36:20

what 7 people, 7 foot tall

36:22

people are supposed to look like. Yeah,

36:24

no. Can you imagine this guy in

36:26

the NBA just bullying people? Yeah. There's

36:29

a guy not far from that, Steve something,

36:32

white guy. And it's hilarious. He's

36:34

like the enforcer on the court, no matter

36:36

who else is on the court. But

36:38

he's not that violent. He is when

36:40

he's throwing elbows and shit. But whenever

36:43

there's someone else wants to fight, he

36:45

just grabs them like they're taking Taylor's parking

36:47

spot and walks them out of elsewhere.

36:50

And he's done it so many times. He's like

36:53

Zion Williamson. This is what a 7 footer is

36:55

supposed to look like. Oh my

36:57

goodness. He looks

37:00

so hungry. He does. That guy's

37:02

crazy. He had a

37:04

really good rookie year. He has to weigh more than

37:06

that now. There's no way. So

37:09

the knock on him was that he was

37:11

too skinny to be an NBA player. So

37:13

that picture is him jacked up. Like,

37:16

he went to pick that. That is

37:18

him post-skinning. You still think I'm

37:20

too skinny? Yeah, yeah. Put your

37:22

shirt on, bro. Turn

37:25

sideways, you disappear. You must

37:27

be so chilly. You saw him

37:29

get cold. He's like an Italian Greyhound,

37:31

always shitty. He's one of those dogs that needs a

37:33

jacket all the time. He's really cool.

37:36

I think Kyle would like him. So

37:38

these NBA players, they do a day where they give back

37:40

to the community. Hear me out, Kyle. And

37:43

I saw him. He

37:45

does a talk to whatever,

37:47

middle school kids, about dark matter.

37:51

And he's explaining dark matter to

37:53

children. And I heard him explain it. What's

37:55

this matter that we know exists

37:57

because we can see its impact on other kinds

37:59

of things. of matter, but we can't directly

38:01

observe that kind of matter. And he just lays

38:03

it out in a way better than I can.

38:06

And I'm like, this guy's serious,

38:08

like science nerd. Like, yeah, I was

38:10

hoping he would be giving a

38:12

speech, like totally unironically,

38:14

where he's like, follow your

38:17

dreams. People told me I would

38:19

never make it in the NBA. Oh, he's

38:21

seven four. Okay. Every day since I was

38:23

a tall, tall child, told

38:32

me you have to be in the

38:34

NBA or your failure. When I was born at

38:36

a late three foot, when

38:39

I was playing basketball in third grade, I

38:41

can still remember my, my coach craning his

38:43

neck to look at me and saying, you'll

38:45

never be anything in our sport. No,

38:50

he's a, he's, he's

38:52

a French guy. And he

38:54

always gives speaks with that French

38:56

accent. And he's pretty cool.

38:59

French. Yes. Yeah.

39:01

He's, I think he was born and raised in France. That

39:03

correct me if I have that wrong. And

39:05

there's all these other stories too. Like he was a

39:08

entering rookie. I don't think he was even a rookie yet,

39:10

but there was so much hype around him that

39:12

he was invited to be on stage with somebody.

39:14

I think it might've been like Metallica or I'm

39:16

going to fuck it up. It doesn't matter who

39:19

anyway, he's like, yeah, that sounds amazing. Can my

39:21

team come? And they're like, no, just you. He

39:23

goes, Oh, well, I'm out. You

39:26

know, if you don't want my whole team, you don't get

39:28

me. You don't want all the guys who

39:30

are never going to make it in D

39:33

one. This was his NDH team. I think.

39:35

Yeah. Yeah. They only wanted he

39:37

was the man of the moment. Yeah. His fucking high

39:39

school team probably wouldn't pass a security test. Dude.

39:42

I used to think the best job in sports would be

39:44

like backup quarterback, backup goalie,

39:46

someone who doesn't have to work that much.

39:48

And you still make a lot of money.

39:51

Like these NBA contracts are

39:53

so ridiculous. And it's

39:56

a sport where you can just play the same guy for LeBron.

40:00

James is 51 years old and he plays in

40:02

45 minutes a night. There

40:05

are people on the bench who like go

40:07

games without playing seemingly. And they're making like

40:09

$15 million a year. The

40:12

hurricanes goalie used to play so much

40:14

every year. He'd have the most game.

40:16

He wasn't the best goalie, but he'd

40:18

have the most games played. And the

40:21

answer 75 games he played out of

40:23

82. Imagine being back

40:25

up. That would be a great job. His

40:28

name was, he's alive. His name's Cam Ward.

40:31

He's not in the league anymore, but he

40:33

basically, he won the Stanley

40:35

Cup with Carolina his very first season

40:37

and Carolina not being the biggest hockey

40:40

market was just like, this

40:42

is our guy forever now. He

40:44

has like the most middling, whatever career

40:46

and they just keep playing. Like I'm

40:48

He played 74 games one year. He's

40:52

the second place guy on most games

40:54

in a year. That's insane. Like he

40:56

was playing like Brodour level games, but

40:59

not with Brodour level skill. This

41:02

is a huge fight this weekend. Woody. Uh,

41:06

Islam. Um, Oh,

41:08

wait, am I

41:11

getting, am I saying it wrong? It's it's, it's the 155 pound belt.

41:14

Poirier's fighting. Um, Oh,

41:16

is that this weekend Islam? Makachov or something close

41:18

to that. Yeah. Well,

41:21

there is a guy named Islam Makachov, but,

41:23

but I get him confused with, I

41:25

get the hair lit guy confused with the

41:27

one who looks like an Amish retard. The

41:31

one you're going for is Islam

41:33

Makachov. Okay. That's the Amish retard.

41:35

So he Taylor is

41:38

the last time he lost was

41:41

I think they said Obama was in office or something.

41:43

It's crazy. The last time he lost a fight, he's

41:46

only ever lost one. He's been the

41:48

champion basically could be retired.

41:51

Like regularly. All the, like every year

41:54

he's beaten everybody there is to beat.

41:56

That's the thing. Like he's beaten all

41:58

comers in that division. He's beaten the

42:00

best of the best in his division and

42:02

the division below him. And,

42:04

uh, and now he's got to fight

42:07

Dustin Poirier, who's like the great white

42:09

American hope, if you could pick one.

42:11

He's like a Louisiana white dude, like

42:15

an American guy. He's he's got that. I

42:17

was going to say he had a black kid, but that's

42:19

Michael Chandler. I think, right. He's been adopted the black child.

42:21

I think that is him. I guess the poor is the

42:23

hot sauce man. Yeah. Yeah. It's hot sauce. Um,

42:27

and this is like Dustin Poirier's last at bat. Cause

42:30

if he does this, there's no getting back in line because

42:32

you, you get a title shot and you lose, you kind

42:34

of go to the back of the line and you got

42:36

to fight your way through usually two

42:39

more, maybe three more, three guys, and then the

42:41

other two or three who were alongside the two

42:43

or three, you'd be, you'd be probably lost and

42:45

fell back as well. To add what Kyle's saying,

42:47

if it's the same champ that beat you, it's

42:50

like extra hard to get a shot against that

42:52

guy again. You've got, unless the first fight is

42:54

like this war that people like, they're like, that

42:56

was the fight of the year. Come on. They'll

42:58

do it right over. Like, like they'll throw you

43:01

right back in there, but if they don't like

43:03

you, there's like, ah, that was

43:05

it. That was your shot. So if there weren't

43:07

any questions, you know, like dude, one beat did

43:09

too. There's

43:13

no dude, one beat them ball fight

43:15

law. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. If

43:17

there weren't any questions, there's nothing to answer.

43:20

I think I called it maybe a year ago

43:22

that Conor McGregor is always one fight away from

43:24

a championship and you were like, at what way?

43:27

That's like 170. Yes. At

43:29

170. If they, they've

43:31

said, are you against that? I don't know what it

43:33

was. Connor beats, um, if

43:35

Connor beats Chandler, who was, I

43:37

think Connor's last win was 2016 or something.

43:40

You got to go back to crazy

43:43

times. Like Chandler hasn't fought in, in

43:45

years now, basically Taylor, Connor,

43:47

if you fight Conor McGregor, you become a

43:49

multi multi-millionaire, whereas maybe for a while you've

43:51

been fighting for a hundred thousand air and,

43:54

and so they set up this fight

43:56

between Connor and this Michael Chandler guy

43:58

and Connor has sat out. And it's

44:00

been years, years since the fight

44:02

was set up. And Chandler's like, I ain't

44:04

going nowhere. Ready where you

44:06

are. The contract is signed and

44:09

like the contract is signed and but nobody

44:11

likes that it's signed. But the UFC is

44:13

like, the contract is signed. And

44:16

they've been pressuring Connor. So now Connor's coming back,

44:18

he's fighting Chandler. And if he beats Chandler, they're

44:20

going to give him 170 pound title shot against

44:24

Leon fucking Edwards, who was not a great champion. If

44:26

there's a champion that Connor can beat, it's probably him.

44:30

I really think so. I feel like there's been, and I don't

44:32

follow the UFC world, but I feel like for half

44:34

a decade now, it's been

44:36

talk of, oh, Connor's coming back. You

44:38

know why? Here's why. He's got that

44:41

proper 12 money. He doesn't have to do shit. It's

44:43

not just that. Look, I agree with that. That's

44:46

an easy take to have. But the main

44:48

thing is that he sat

44:50

out for a little while after he lost. And

44:52

then when he would come back, he'd get

44:55

crippled. He'd get crippled.

44:57

And they'd be like, all right, see you in

44:59

two years from your legs fixed. And like two

45:01

years would go by. And then another year in

45:03

negotiations. And all of a sudden it's like, well,

45:05

you only had one fight before the leg break

45:07

thing or something like that. And then there was

45:10

a gap after before that. It's like, man, you've

45:12

been six years in two fights and one

45:14

win against the half-assed opponent. What is going on

45:16

here? You're supposed to be the goat. And

45:19

not the goat, but like a pay-per-view goat. Where

45:21

have you been? And, but he is coming

45:23

back and he is not taking it seriously, even

45:25

though he says he is. He

45:28

was at a party either last night or

45:30

the night before. And he is doing cocaine

45:32

and grabbing titties. Like he is

45:34

wasted on a dance floor somewhere. It's

45:36

processed. Dude,

45:39

it's weeks before the fight. It's six or eight

45:41

weeks before the fight. I

45:43

mean, how

45:45

much is cocaine gonna hurt? How much cocaine is he

45:47

doing? Like an appropriate, responsible

45:49

amount? I'm sure he has all

45:51

of the best cocaine. I

45:54

bet he never heard of it. Eight years ago in

45:56

2016 was Lekana's last good win.

46:00

The other win he has is against the

46:02

ghost of cowboy, Cerrone, you know, and, uh,

46:07

his losses. I thought

46:09

the cowboy Cerrone fight was a, was a fun

46:11

fight. It was like, what, what just happened? What

46:13

does it happen? Did he knock him out with

46:15

that shoulder or just damage him

46:17

with the shoulder? So Connor had been sat

46:19

out for a while Taylor, and it was

46:21

like, Connor's back. We're going to give him

46:23

a warmup fight. He's going to fight cowboy

46:25

Cerrone and that's a cold cowboy. The warmup fight

46:27

wasn't quite accurate at that time. He was made.

46:29

He was in the top 10, maybe in the

46:32

top five, maybe fifth or sixth. And

46:34

Connor comes out and they do a little dance and

46:36

they clinch up and Connor starts

46:38

throwing the shoulder strike. He pops his shoulder

46:40

at like twice. So really, and he

46:42

jumps off his back foot when he

46:44

does it and breaks cowboy's fucking notes

46:46

and blood is pouring and Cowboys like,

46:49

well that was a book room and

46:52

they set them up and they go back

46:54

at it and Connor kicks him in the

46:56

fucking head right away. And can Cowboys staggers

46:58

almost knocked out and that Connor's

47:00

on top of them throwing his big strong left

47:02

into the side of his head over and over

47:04

and over. And that's the fault. It's

47:06

like a minute, 20 seconds long or something. And all

47:08

of a sudden there he is sitting on the side

47:10

of the railing again. Like what else did you

47:13

think was going to happen? Motherfuckers. And you're like,

47:15

damn, all right, well

47:17

let's get another fight in two weeks. And you

47:20

know, let's go again. And, but yeah, you

47:22

got a cowboy out of retirement by cowboy

47:24

has retired, but he didn't retire. He's on

47:26

T he's on a TRT now and it

47:29

looks amazing. Yeah. I think

47:31

Connor's on TRT too. Everybody looks. Yeah.

47:34

Connor's on a lot of stuff. I can only

47:36

imagine. He's the most tested athlete. He's looking thick

47:38

this year, but he's been tested

47:41

like 16 times this week. Okay. Okay. But

47:43

are you suggesting he's not on stuff? I

47:45

don't know what he's on. Um, I know

47:47

he's not on just testosterone. Like he can't

47:49

be doing that. So whatever he's

47:51

taking, so whatever

47:53

he's taking is probably less effective

47:55

than just testosterone. Cause cause

47:57

that, but, but he is on something.

48:00

Like like I can't imagine being in

48:02

a position where you're fighting for 50 a hundred

48:05

million dollars sometimes and Not

48:07

being on some sort of although

48:09

he's doing cocaine and drinking beer and stuff like like,

48:11

I don't know man He's just got a different outlook

48:13

than than I or you would have drinking beer He's

48:16

six weeks out and he is drunk

48:18

at these nightclubs. I was saying

48:20

it's bad. That's bad optics for him to be drunk

48:22

on beer He's like oh Here.

48:26

Oh, he does. He have a beer. I didn't know that.

48:28

Yeah. Okay. What you

48:30

called? I don't know I don't

48:33

yeah, I don't know fucking I'm sure it's

48:35

popular But he he

48:37

doesn't like taking it seriously, which is a

48:39

shame because I always want to believe I

48:41

have that I always want to What's it

48:43

called forged Irish stout? There

48:46

you go. I got out

48:48

you You mean a can of that?

48:50

Okay, that means something to

48:52

Taylor dark. See how does my dark

48:54

beer now does like a strong man

48:58

It's also a strong beer. It's a

49:00

it's a very you can see how dark it is

49:02

belief in that man saying there That can you make

49:04

the counter picture bigger Zack? Is that hard to do?

49:08

Hey, it's a workflow. Oh Yeah

49:13

Yeah, Connor dude his I Mean

49:16

you can see why he's a pro

49:18

fighter his though his forms his biceps

49:20

his shoulder I and he's

49:23

just got the touch of death in those hands He's

49:25

dangerous as much as I think he's gonna get smashed

49:27

by Chandler. I Don't

49:29

know. Yeah, I don't know either anyone

49:31

who keeps bombs in their fists can

49:33

win a fight Chandler Rawls

49:35

too. So so I could mm-hmm

49:39

I think Tyler's gonna lose but I see ways

49:41

for Connor to win I guess would be the

49:43

way to look at that one However with the

49:45

Tyson thing I think Tyson's gonna lose and I

49:47

don't see a way for Tyson to win Yeah,

49:50

that he that clip the Tyson in like a wheelchair Yeah,

49:53

he had some sort of a medical emergency on a

49:55

plane and had to be had to be land He

49:57

probably shouldn't be boxing. He says he's gonna die soon

50:00

And I don't think he's saying it like whoa is

50:02

me Is it I've read

50:04

it so I didn't like get emotions

50:06

surrounding it I just read the text

50:08

but it sounded kind of like analytical

50:10

like you know I'm just not gonna live a really long

50:12

time and I think I'm gonna die before it be oh

50:14

in the near future Mmm,

50:16

let's say yeah, I mean he was hard

50:18

on his heart and he's a

50:20

black athlete man Who's been hard on

50:23

his heart his whole life. He's been punched in the

50:25

head many many many times, right? I don't know if

50:27

that brings you down, you know It

50:30

kills you it just it just you know, you have a

50:32

rough Time finding your

50:34

keys and then you have a hard time remembering

50:36

that ant and then all of a sudden You're

50:39

going to work and you've been retired for

50:41

18 years, you know, like you just lose your

50:43

mind, but I don't think it kills you Um

50:46

the way the way that a heart would

50:48

be like steroid And stuff

50:50

like that had to be that's what you mean by

50:52

heart stuff I think I don't know but I just

50:54

feel like everybody was I think everybody was like if

50:56

you're it It's a lance armstrong

50:59

situation as far as i'm concerned That

51:01

like especially I don't

51:03

know but like that seems like such

51:05

a sketchy business pro boxing when you've

51:07

got You know, I mean like it's

51:09

not like the turn of france It's

51:11

just criminals trying to take advantage of

51:13

other criminals. Yeah With

51:16

like I don't know thugs in the

51:18

middle of it all it is Everyone

51:20

involved in that sport is a wreck Yes,

51:23

so so if there is testing or if

51:25

there was testing then they would just be

51:27

able to fake it don king would be

51:29

like nah Here's your piss like like and

51:31

here's here's five thousand dollars and go Give

51:34

me mike's piss back. I mean, give me that piss. Oh,

51:36

whose fist was that? I'm sure

51:39

if there was testing they just loved it. He

51:41

was definitely on Because look

51:43

he's when you see him at 17. I

51:45

think that's the early the youngest i've seen him I watched him knock

51:47

a guy out when he was 17 in like 15 seconds 15

51:52

seconds he knocks this other child out and

51:54

it's like I don't think he's on steroids

51:56

there He's just a natural goddamn behemoth built

51:59

like that But I would I mean, I

52:01

don't know why you wouldn't put him on steroids if you're

52:03

going to be a pro athlete He says

52:05

that after he hits pads he needs to rest

52:07

for a week and

52:09

like People are I

52:11

think a reporter asked him if he was playing

52:14

possum and his answer was I wish But

52:16

it was a good question because i'm like, are you

52:18

really resting for a week after you hit pads? Because

52:20

you look amazing when you hit pads even now But

52:24

you're telling me that kills you and I I don't

52:26

know But i've seen him say other similar stuff to

52:28

joe rogan like before the whole jake paul thing He's

52:31

like, yeah that footage of me looks amazing, but you don't

52:33

understand man I can only look amazing for

52:36

15 seconds in a row then

52:38

i'm tired and i'm sore and it's yeah

52:40

He knows how to move he won't lose

52:42

that but but he just can't do

52:44

it This fast and he can't do

52:46

it as well. He's not as fast as it used to

52:48

be he used to be just He would just spin and

52:50

turn and pivot like a goddamn piece of machinery Yeah,

52:54

and he he's tricky. Yeah, he's a really

52:56

good fighter. I bet his hips are

52:58

bad. I bet his knees are shot I'm,

53:01

sorry. His back is bad. Yeah. I

53:03

mean this is It's

53:05

it's crazy. This is even happening. It's

53:07

not quite rocky balboa stuff, but it's

53:09

close, you know having some Way

53:12

over the hill aged fighter coming and

53:14

and fighting some young like

53:16

stud like that In

53:19

terms of pre-fight like trash talk

53:21

you talk about like minimizing whatever

53:23

accomplishment jake paul gets out of

53:25

this tyson's killing it Poor

53:29

iron mike An

53:31

old man now. I don't think

53:33

that lady but he definitely bit that man's ear off.

53:36

I watched that happen Yes, he

53:38

did. Did you see the gummies he sells? They're

53:41

shaped like vander holyfield's ear. There's shame

53:43

like that of years. Yeah Yeah, yeah,

53:46

is it vander holyfield's an hour about that do you think

53:48

so They've talked about it

53:50

to be They've talked about it

53:53

in person before and sort of reconciled over

53:55

the whole thing Avander was headbutting him and

53:57

it wasn't getting called over and over like

53:59

hard like On purpose. It wasn't like a clash

54:01

of heads. It was like your head button me

54:03

motherfucker and the refs not calling it So if I

54:05

think yeah Tyson under the eye does that sound right?

54:07

We cut him I don't remember the cut but I

54:09

okay, but it's you know, I haven't well, I remember

54:12

him I'm sorry cut you off

54:14

I remember him in the interview afterwards where he was

54:16

like look he headbutted me here My children are gonna

54:18

have to look at me looking like this And

54:21

they're all like what about him?

54:23

He's perfectly disfigured. Yeah I always

54:26

see his weed stuff when I go to the smoke shop Mike

54:30

has like rolling papers and marijuana and all

54:32

sorts of stuff that he's you know sells

54:34

and markets at weed shops And

54:38

I see people asking for it there's a black girl in there

54:40

the other day and she's like you got that Mike Tyson shit

54:44

That's what she sounded like. I wasn't racist

54:46

at all Just

54:48

a good impression I think yeah That's

54:51

really there sounds like did

54:53

Tyson win that fight. I don't even know To

54:57

him twice, I think definitely once Kyle. Yeah,

54:59

he lost the ear biting fight for shake

55:02

all should be fighting the Van Roel well

55:05

Holyfield's out up pretty well. You know what Tyson

55:07

has to I don't I

55:10

don't think time flies

55:12

time flies, you know and and

55:15

He was an old guy who might be able

55:17

to do something five years ago And now it's

55:19

five years later and like I always say

55:22

it's not like his career ended with him on

55:24

a high note It was him not being

55:26

good enough then he hasn't been good

55:28

enough forever since I was a kid I

55:30

remember being like in high school and

55:33

talking about his comeback fight or some shit, you

55:35

know, he fought Linux Lewis in 2002

55:38

maybe that that's forever ago Yeah

55:42

22 years ago since he's been fighting real

55:44

deal opponents Yeah, Linux Lewis is funny though

55:47

because he looks like the scariest

55:49

guy ever and he's got that proper like

55:51

nice guy British accent And then Mike Tyson

55:53

looks like a criminal but but he looks

55:55

terrifying But then you've got that

55:57

silly little boy. You get my going back

55:59

and with proper English guy

56:01

in the hilarious. No to you.

56:05

Well, I can't wait to watch the GIF on Twitter

56:07

of the fight. I

56:10

hope the fight happens. I do want to see

56:12

it. Got to be

56:14

a lot of money for him from Netflix. I don't know.

56:17

I love that Netflix is doing like a live thing

56:19

like that. That's really cool. That's

56:21

kind of a boss move to

56:24

buy the thing and just put it on your service.

56:26

They did actually they did

56:28

just bump everybody's rates up by like 10% and

56:31

didn't mention it. Right. Dude, I

56:33

love that streaming services is starting to get

56:35

live stuff. Like I've been watching NBA

56:37

basketball is not your thing, but it's on HBO

56:39

Max Max now. And

56:42

I've been catching a bunch of games. I can

56:44

check you sit through them with me and

56:46

I just do like

56:49

live stuff was completely missing from

56:51

streaming for a long time. And

56:54

I'd be interested in getting news on there maybe but

56:57

definitely sports. Well, it's a it's

56:59

a little pricey, but Hulu live

57:01

is has everything. I

57:04

think it's still black now like NHL games that

57:06

are in your area. And so it'll be like,

57:09

oh, I can't watch the Blues play

57:11

Chicago tonight, but I can watch Ottawa

57:14

play Vancouver. I think I've got I

57:16

get all the hockey games because I

57:18

think some of them are on either

57:20

Paramount or Hulu live or eight. Like

57:23

I've got everything like I split it with my

57:26

girlfriend. Like I get I canceled the ones

57:28

that she had and she canceled the ones that I have. But

57:30

I have every fucking streaming app

57:32

imaginable except for like Turner Classic

57:34

Movies Plus or some shit like you'd have to

57:36

go to like I had to process that me

57:39

back. So

57:41

he canceled the ones she had and she

57:43

canceled the ones he had leaving an enormous

57:45

hole. We got a lot of Hulu

57:47

accounts. I

57:52

was doing that for a while. I've

57:55

had that before where I'm like, do I

57:57

have two Hulu accounts? And they're both the good

57:59

ones. They got me on that too. I'm

58:02

embarrassed how long I paid for

58:04

two Hulu accounts. But I've got

58:06

the package for that so that

58:08

you get Hulu, Disney, and ESPN+.

58:12

Is there anything on Netflix worth? Because

58:14

I canceled Netflix probably a year, year

58:16

and a half ago after it just

58:18

became a Seinfeld machine. And I have

58:22

all of the Seinfeld DVDs

58:24

that I can just watch, and they're

58:27

probably on Plex. I

58:30

never hear someone who's like, oh, you don't have

58:32

Netflix? Oh, you're missing out on blah blah blah.

58:35

It seems like it's been overtaken by all the

58:37

other services. I'm having a hard

58:39

time coming up with great examples. The Gentleman

58:41

TV series that Woody's been watching is probably

58:44

only on there. But

58:46

every time I go on there, I see something else.

58:48

They do so many documentaries there, and I like those.

58:52

They have Adam Sandler movies, which sometimes fit what

58:54

I'm looking for. I know

58:58

Kyle enjoys movies that require 100% of your

59:00

attention, but sometimes I enjoy movies that take

59:02

half of it. I like

59:04

the other kind too. I watched Pacific Rim the other night.

59:06

That fucking is great. I love it. I love

59:08

it. Kelly is in that. I haven't seen it, but I know he's in it. The

59:11

first one's very, very good. The second one's like an abomination.

59:13

The first one's very, very good, though. When

59:16

the robots are fighting the Kaiju, they have this

59:18

weight about them. It's not like Transformers, where everybody's

59:20

just moving around fast. It's... And

59:24

when they hit them, their skulls explode, teeth

59:26

are flying out, and he really does have

59:28

an elbow rocket. He goes, elbow rocket! And

59:30

the rocket fires up on the elbow of

59:32

the mech, so he punches faster and harder.

59:35

Is Charlie a main character in

59:37

that? Yes, yeah. Charlie's part

59:39

of the science research team who is into

59:42

the Kaijus, who are coming through this portal

59:44

beneath the ocean from another dimension. And

59:46

it's like these people are sending the Kaiju to terraform

59:48

and kill our planet so they can move into it.

59:52

And so, of course, we built giant

59:54

mechs to fight them. And

59:57

it's Guillermo del Toro movies, so it has that dark... Kookiness

1:00:00

to it and and the monsters are really

1:00:02

cool The mechs are really cool and Charlie

1:00:05

has a good time if it actually had

1:00:07

remember the episode flowers for Probably

1:00:09

got flowers for Charlie. Yeah, but the the

1:00:11

parody of pap flowers for Algeron or whatever

1:00:14

the Asian the weird scientist not

1:00:16

the Asian Assistant but the weird

1:00:18

scientists like I have a penis. We're

1:00:21

making seven times smarter You

1:00:23

made the cheese We

1:00:25

have off his subject that guy

1:00:27

is also in the movie and him and Charlie

1:00:30

are together And and he's the more grounded one

1:00:32

and Charlie is the one who wants to like

1:00:34

Brain link with a kaiju brain using this machinery.

1:00:36

So he's gonna get inside Charlie has to be

1:00:39

the eccentric one That's kind of his his

1:00:41

bag. Of course. He's very good in it

1:00:45

It's a good movie. It's legitimately a good movie

1:00:48

like Idris elbows in it It's got Charlie

1:00:50

Cox is in it the guy from the motorcycle

1:00:52

Sons of Anarchy movie our TV show I

1:00:55

was watching just last night the

1:01:00

Like improv always

1:01:03

sunny bloopers on

1:01:05

YouTube where like Charlie

1:01:07

is just like coming up with lines off the top

1:01:09

of his head and Making everybody

1:01:12

crack up where they're talking about like, you know

1:01:14

This is the line is just like, you

1:01:16

know, we're gonna go in and we're gonna get heroin

1:01:18

We're gonna put it in our butts and then Charlie's

1:01:20

like oh so full so full for you And

1:01:25

then like they have to cut and then the next

1:01:27

one he's like so full like like a Christmas stocking

1:01:29

and like Cracking everyone

1:01:31

to the brim, you know, it's the most

1:01:33

words per per episode of any TV show

1:01:37

And better because there's a lot of improv in it.

1:01:39

It's the wordiest show on television. Hmm I

1:01:42

haven't watched recent seasons, but good Through

1:01:45

eight or the newest season is a resurgent

1:01:47

season the the podcast they said sort of

1:01:50

rejuvenated their creative juices and got them fired

1:01:52

Up and it's legitimately a throwback at a

1:01:54

season and it's very good. 80% of

1:01:57

the episodes are like, oh, I'll try it out money

1:01:59

there was a We got to do a hangout.

1:02:01

I know what he wants to squeeze in dinner But

1:02:03

but yeah join our patron and join it you can

1:02:05

come play scribbly out with us in the hangout We're

1:02:07

not playing scribbly out because that's been banned Mwah

1:02:13

you're both right Taylor

1:02:17

rule. All right

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