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PKN 513. How you guys doing?

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Oh, I'm doing good. You're

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making you're back into cooking again, Kyle.

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You're texting the Italian beef. I'm

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always cooking. I cook

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probably three, four nights

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a week at least, you know, something, whether

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I'm making like a frittata or some eggs

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or some. I did

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a I made a Crunchwrap Supreme last night. Those

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were fucking delicious. I'm an expert at

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that, but I've been watching that

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show on Hulu called The Bear. And

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it's about a this kid who used to work

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20 something used to work in the

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best restaurant in the world, like

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the number one rated restaurant. And

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his brother kills himself. His

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brother owns like a Italian sausage

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restaurant, like like sandwich, Italian sandwich

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restaurant, both cooks. Yeah,

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no, no, one of them is a

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master chef. And the other thought it'd

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be a fun idea to buy an

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Italian beef sandwich shop. So

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very much not both chefs, but

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the sandwich shop owner blows his

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brains out and leaves it

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to his master chef brother, who

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then has to pick up pieces

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in a poorly ran, filthy, deep

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in deeply in debt. You say pick up

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pieces. Is it brain matter? Yeah,

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no, not not literal pieces, figurative pieces. Is

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this telling you that you're going to you're

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going to kill yourself? It's how

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I'm letting you know. Yes, this is

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it. I'm going to start referencing lots of

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programs with suicide now. And I hope

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you get the message soon. It's to cry for help. We

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burnt through the whole first season last night.

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Granted, it's eight 30 minute episodes. So it's

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not like watching, you know, I mean, still,

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it's a lot, but not that crazy. And

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I liked it a lot. I liked it a lot. If

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you can, if you don't get bothered by

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a show with lots of tension, like they

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built like there'll be two characters arguing, screaming

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at each other's faces, and they'll cut over

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to like the mixer that's going way too

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fast. And they'll cut over to the pan

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that's burning over a little bit. And

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like everything is going wrong in this moment.

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And there's people outside screaming and nobody's happy.

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And you're just like, God, break the tension.

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Stop it. It's too. It just builds, builds,

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builds, builds, builds, builds. But I mean, it

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is like an FX TV show. So

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it's like low stake tension. Oh,

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my God, the beef burned. What are we going

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to do? Calm down. I'm actually with

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Kyle. Like if two people are screaming and then they

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cut to the mixer and then they cut to the

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boiling over like it's just now

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it's this. Now it's that soon. There's dogs

2:28

fighting outside. Like all of these things are

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low stakes, like you said, but they always

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kind of watch these people die every day

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as this is higher content.

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And he's like once a day,

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you sweet stomach is over whipping.

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No, it is. I'm thinking they're going, my goodness, I'm really

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going to handle this quandary. It's

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ridiculous. And then you do. You

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anyway, you're a good boy. They're

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so deeply in debt, not only just to

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the to a mobster, they're in debt to a mobster,

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$300,000 for this place. And

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on top of that, but he's a family friend, so he's not going

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to break any legs. But still, they know this man, the money. But

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also, they're so behind with their vendors. They

3:06

can't he clears the quarters out of the

3:08

arcade machines to buy meat like

3:10

on the in the first episode because they're that

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broke and the vendors have cut them off. So

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one bad service really does kind of make a

3:17

make everything fail. And all these people are going

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to lose their jobs. And you come to like

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these people. There's a big, big burly black guy

3:24

and he wants to be a baker. He's

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he's obsessing over these donuts in the

3:28

back. He's buying every he's buying gourmet

3:30

donuts from around town and examining them,

3:33

trying to figure out the perfect doughnut,

3:35

the motivation. So you just watched so

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many sandwiches be made in the show.

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You're like, I'm going to make an Italian beef.

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I'll be honest, they didn't make that many sandwiches,

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but occasionally they made a sandwich. And I was

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like, damn, that looks good. And I remember my

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times in Chicago where I always get like hot,

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hot and sweet Italian beef sandwich

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and they're fucking delicious. I love that shit. And it's

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cheap and easy to make, too. It's not that big

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of a deal. Do you make it

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in the con? I haven't made it yet. hero.

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That conflict is all they're good at

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it when they're just like,

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also in a wall. I don't need that. Like out

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of his league doesn't tell the whole story.

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Right. That guy is below mid. Well, I

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feel like he's glow up. It'd be like,

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if he, it'd be like if that guy

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was a regular schmo who looked like that

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and his girlfriend was Taylor Swift. She's the

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Taylor Swift of almost of their, of their

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universe. Like, like she's that level popularity, I

44:25

would say. Yeah. And that guy

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is a below average looking person with no

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career prospects. I don't think he has a

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house. I don't think he has a home

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to live in. Right. He's just right. One

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step above home. He might live in that

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office there. Yeah. And,

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and he's dating Taylor Swift inexplicably, but

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it's fun to see. And he had like all this

44:46

insecurity about whether or not she's going

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to, you know, he's going to lose her or whatever. And

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I don't know. She's white trash

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too, just like Taylor Swift. So maybe it does

44:54

make sense. But she, no, she's from

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Pennsylvania. She faked the whole Southern thing. What?

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No, I don't care. Yeah. I've been reckoning. So

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I don't, I didn't seek this out yet. You

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know, you know, that sort of thing is on

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the internet when you're not looking for it, but

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you stumble upon it, you know, of course, you're

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talking about that. No, it's not

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that, not that, not that. It's

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a Taylor Swift hate subreddit called Travis

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and Taylor. I'm sure there's one called

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Taylor and Travis, but this is Travis

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and Taylor. Do they love Travis, but

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hate Taylor? They never bring him up.

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Really? They just shoot it on her

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at every single post. And they'll, they

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have these four minute career montages of

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her like being ugly or, you know,

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singing poorly. Um, like instances of

45:39

her lip syncing and instances are her not lip

45:41

syncing and how bad her voice is. They have

45:43

one of her, like, and look, we're

45:45

he we're all human beings. We all get some snot

45:47

boogers, but she's like doing one of those huge stage

45:50

shows and she like blows this snot booger in her

45:52

hand. It's like, hope by her side

45:54

is dripping and like, I don't care about that,

45:56

but it was funny that one of them was

45:58

like, look at this. She has snot on her

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hand. And on top of everything,

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I bet she pees when we're

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not looking. Probably, man.

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Well, at least to that, Reddit forum is,

46:09

you know, speaking truth to power. That's what

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you got to do

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during these dark days. Yeah.

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Well, I will not be watching the boys.

46:19

I lost interest in it. I think three

46:21

episodes into season one. I wouldn't recommend it

46:23

to you. Yeah. It's like a bad version

46:25

of what you don't already like. How is

46:27

it going to work out? Like a super

46:29

a movie or show, if it's about superheroes,

46:32

has to be so fucking good for me

46:34

to enjoy it at all. Like

46:36

like like Batman, the Nolan

46:38

Batman. I liked those. Yeah.

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And even then, the the third one

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was really cool up until a couple.

46:46

Actually, it was cool because I like

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Tom Hardy a lot. And I was

46:50

like wanting to like his

46:53

character more. Really, honestly,

46:55

we like the second one in

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that series is excellent. The

47:00

first one's fine. And the first one's grounded.

47:02

The first one feels like real life as

47:04

far as I can remember. I don't remember

47:06

any like crazy off the wall shit, I

47:08

think. Yeah. And that one

47:10

like, I mean, there's this unrealistic thing is that

47:12

Liam Neeson isn't pissing his pants. Yes.

47:15

Well, he's spotting. He's spotting. I've

47:19

heard that called spotting. But the third

47:21

one, the third one, you know, and

47:24

I love Tom Hardy. And at first it was

47:26

great. There's that scene where it all about me

47:28

beats the shit out and breaks his back. And

47:30

even the very first scene where they do that

47:32

stunt, where they're in the private jet and they

47:34

have it falls away. They get that from girls

47:37

in there. Yeah. Little fingers in there. But

47:39

when Tom Hardy had a

47:41

big bomb, I thought that was stupid.

47:43

Like his plot didn't make much sense.

47:46

We spent a good budget on one

47:48

bomb. Yeah. And then and

47:50

that's the thing. That's what I'm getting at.

47:52

He has like a thermonuclear weapon, apparently, but

47:54

nobody's got a handgun, you know, like.

47:58

I don't know what's still on the ground. He's. other

52:00

about where there's rising air and what the best way to

52:02

go places is and stuff. And on day one, they

52:05

got the better of them. On day two,

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he single handedly beat all 16 of these

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fuckers working together. He is a world class

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pilot. He's really, really good. Anyway,

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this weekend, at

52:16

the edge of the lake, there's not a

52:18

gradual beach. It's one of those lakes where

52:21

the where the water meets the land is like

52:23

a three foot vertical rise. And

52:25

a swoop landing is when you kind of

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like, I

52:29

wish I could describe it, but like you you

52:31

swing in and then it like comes down, if

52:33

that makes sense. You aim at the ground like

52:35

a nut on a string, and then

52:37

you flatten out and you go really far. The

52:40

guy before him did it. And it worked well,

52:43

but he landed a little far to where he

52:45

almost like got in the water. So

52:47

Cohen is like, All right, note to self, come

52:49

in a little lower than you think so that

52:52

you don't get wet by overshooting the small patch

52:54

of grass we have to land on. And

52:57

so like a nut on a string,

52:59

he swings down and he slams into

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that three foot rise where the water

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meets the land. And

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Cohen is just one of those guys

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that doesn't break, you know, he's like

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real strong and like wiry and light

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and whatever. I don't know, he crashed a motorcycle five

53:16

times in a day and he just bounces up like,

53:18

I'm okay. And not

53:20

this time, man, he

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spent an hour before he stood up. His

53:24

friends had to load his gear into his

53:26

car for him. Probably should have gone to

53:28

a hospital. I probably did. I

53:30

think it's an hour to get up. Yeah, I'm

53:33

trying to picture that now. Like I've been laying

53:35

here for 45 minutes unable to stand. I

53:37

don't know, maybe I'll wait it out.

53:39

Yeah. And let me try and get

53:41

up real quick. Like

53:44

other people packed his gear and put it first in

53:46

the car for him. And I assume they handled all

53:49

the boat and everything else. Like he wasn't able to

53:51

do anything. So he got hurt and I, I

53:55

try not to lecture him, but I have a

53:57

different like risk mitigation mindset. People

54:01

act like they see me flying. They're like, what are you going

54:03

to kill yourself? All right, cool. But like

54:07

I have two parachutes and I do this

54:09

stuff way up high where I have opportunity

54:11

to fix stuff. Low acro hurts. That's where

54:13

you make a mistake and you slam into

54:15

the ground. Like you like it just so

54:17

that video where the guy practice pelvis. It's

54:20

like I told him boring launches, boring landings,

54:22

exciting flights. Do it that way. But the

54:24

guy's got to go for exciting landings. I

54:26

would too. I would want to. All right,

54:29

let me say this. I see the appeal

54:31

in that, right? Like,

54:34

I was like, when the Blues Brothers would

54:36

pull in and park somewhere, they'd come in

54:38

and like, like hit the brakes and spin

54:40

the car 360 degrees and

54:42

it would slide in parallel park like

54:44

I like that. I

54:47

kind of want to like do the version of that when

54:49

I land because they didn't see all that shit I did

54:51

up there. I mean, I know I did it, but like,

54:55

yeah, I want to land on a motorcycle and like

54:57

cut my parachute away and just ride off to the

54:59

lead. I have like a hard

55:01

rules on that that I don't allow to

55:03

erode or change. Like I don't do acro

55:05

for other people. Like when I do it

55:07

at fly ins and stuff, I see other

55:09

people right over the launch and landing area

55:11

where all the people are doing their acros

55:13

so they can be watched. You

55:16

get the fuck out of here. One, your acro

55:18

is shit to your only you tried to get

55:20

us to all be like, wow, he's so good.

55:22

Get the fuck out of here. Like the

55:25

fact that he's doing it for praise makes me

55:28

think less of him. Go do it for yourself.

55:30

This is like a Rick and Morty nihilism kind

55:32

of thing. He's only doing that for praise. It's

55:34

not the joy in his heart like me. She's

55:39

not giving up the love of the game. He's not

55:41

for the love of the game. He's not. He's trying

55:43

to get me to think he's cool. Maybe he's trying

55:45

to get some arrow pussy. Is that exists or are

55:47

there? Are there are

55:50

there pair of bunnies? There's so much

55:52

of hotties over there. There's like a

55:54

girl, any girls at a paramotor event,

55:56

their wives who would drag their little

55:58

dikey, maybe if they do. You're

1:00:01

not cats.

1:00:04

Murphy. You're watching me.

1:00:07

I'm like, I'll come out of this.

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And it was a while. I don't know how long I was laying

1:00:12

there. Not how long does it

1:00:14

hurt? Like, so we are very intense pain,

1:00:16

but a week. See, I'm in a different

1:00:18

spot. I feel like what you described

1:00:20

is more severe than what I get. I'll

1:00:23

do something wrong. One time I

1:00:25

lifted empty cardboard boxes, but like

1:00:27

kind of crooked and like lean

1:00:29

over sideways and for like

1:00:32

six weeks, eight weeks, my back

1:00:34

hurt. And when

1:00:37

weightlifting, I almost am always

1:00:39

like in this balancing

1:00:41

act between getting in good lifts

1:00:44

and making sure that my back is

1:00:46

healthy enough so that I can get in good lifts the next

1:00:48

day. And I've never had a

1:00:50

back issue, but I'm getting to to that age

1:00:52

that we'll see the first time I was 20.

1:00:54

Right. Oh, really? Yeah.

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The first time I was 20. I

1:00:59

remember like specifically like being being

1:01:01

like, I'm stuck here. Like

1:01:04

one of my friends through to relax. Like this

1:01:06

is literally like one month ago. One

1:01:08

of my my other buddies was having a

1:01:10

big get together at his house. Big grill

1:01:12

and chill party. Everybody's going over there and

1:01:14

we're going to play later

1:01:16

on in the evening. That game, Secret Hitler, which

1:01:18

is a very fun board game. And

1:01:21

the my buddy, also the

1:01:24

Marine buddy I've talked about many times. Shout out to

1:01:26

him. He came over. He was he was texting us

1:01:28

for he's like, I'm sorry, I'm late. I just man,

1:01:31

I don't know what I did, but I really threw my

1:01:33

back out. I can't sit down. I just

1:01:35

got back from a standing visit to the hospital

1:01:37

and they gave me some some pills to take. So

1:01:40

I'm going to take these and then have my brother

1:01:42

drop me off. And, you know, I'm going to hang

1:01:44

out for a while. And he hung out for like

1:01:46

two hours and he's like, I can't sit. If

1:01:49

I sit in a narcotic and up, it was

1:01:51

a very mild like pain killer. He wasn't like

1:01:53

fucked up at all or anything. He was just

1:01:55

like, it's making it so I can walk around.

1:01:58

And I kept asking him, I'm like. So

1:02:00

what like it just out of nowhere. He's like, yeah, I

1:02:02

don't even know what caused it And I asked him again

1:02:04

later like I saw him a little I'm

1:02:06

a little scared So I'm like man, this doesn't better shape than

1:02:08

me. We're the same age Like

1:02:11

he's very physically active physically fit like so

1:02:13

nothing was happening. He's like built as He's

1:02:17

strong. He's a strong guy like

1:02:20

a healthy weight strong guy fly So Kyle

1:02:22

is like real V shaped But

1:02:24

he's not like super big in the core

1:02:26

like he doesn't look like Brock Lesnar Who's this

1:02:28

guy's big in the core like he's and

1:02:30

he still hurt wrong guy. Yeah, and he makes

1:02:33

my theory I was he's probably like five

1:02:35

nine So not a

1:02:37

super tall guy but just built and

1:02:39

he's like, yeah, I don't know what would

1:02:42

have caused it It happens right after I

1:02:44

finished teaching a kickboxing class I

1:02:54

teach kickboxing all the time. I'm like, yeah, well, this

1:02:56

is clearly what it was. You've never done it this

1:02:58

old I'm

1:03:05

like, ah, so it wasn't you know, Age

1:03:08

of Empires were good Yeah,

1:03:15

well that breaks my fear I thought like a Brock

1:03:17

Lesnar build would have a back that was Indestructible

1:03:21

and an Evander Holyfield I don't know if you know what

1:03:23

he looks like He's a real narrow waist guy would have

1:03:25

a back that was more easy to get hurt, but it

1:03:27

doesn't seem to be true Anyway,

1:03:32

I guess we should wrap up there. I'm so I

1:03:34

got hungry in like the last three minutes. I

1:03:37

had dinner I'll go eat our dinner PKN

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