0:01

PKN five 14. It's

0:03

a voice. Hello there. Oh, not

0:05

too much. I feel bad for Canada or

0:08

Edmonton. They got

0:10

second place. Did they almost come back? Was it

0:12

three zero and then three three and then they

0:14

did Kyle, the Stanley Cup finals. The

0:17

Edmonton Oilers went down zero to three against

0:19

the Florida Panthers. And then they won three

0:21

in a row with all the momentum in

0:23

the world. And then they lost by one

0:26

goal last night. They shouldn't play one

0:28

more game. That's what

0:30

I kept saying. I'm like, guys, series isn't over

0:32

yet. Yelling at my TV that

0:34

didn't even watch it. Didn't didn't

0:37

wasn't invested in this one, really. But

0:39

what I did see that it

0:42

happens every so often is that there's an MVP for

0:45

the playoffs in every major sport, right? Where they

0:47

like give the trophy and then there's an additional

0:49

one. Yeah, in basketball, there's a

0:51

finals MVP. So, OK. So

0:53

it's similar to that, except in the NHL,

0:56

it's called the Khan Smythe trophy and

0:58

it's for the whole playoff very unwieldy trophy.

1:00

It's a very unwieldy trophy. It's sharp. And

1:04

basically only like four

1:07

times ever has a

1:09

losing player won the Khan

1:11

Smythe. And there's

1:13

a famous picture of Sean

1:16

Sebastian Jaguar, a goalie

1:18

for the Anaheim Ducks who like

1:20

the Ducks lost. And so there's

1:22

a picture of him like almost

1:25

crying, like holding this trophy

1:27

saying that he was the best goalie in

1:29

the world for that span. And it happened

1:31

last night with Connor McDavid, who

1:33

had 42 points in his playoff

1:36

showing over the course, which is a fucking insane

1:38

amount to have. And he didn't

1:40

even come out to accept it. I

1:42

thought that was cool. I don't know. How did you what?

1:44

What did you what was your opinion of that? I'm

1:47

totally fine with it. Like he's not in the

1:49

mood. They just made it to game seven of

1:51

the Cup Finals. And they're trying

1:53

to give him a trophy. And

1:55

no cash prize. Then I'm not coming.

1:57

No, he's he's good on cash. She

1:59

makes a lot of them in

2:02

basketball. There's MVP for the regular season.

2:04

And last year it was a guy

2:06

named Joker, Jokuk. And

2:09

this year he won MVP, but last

2:11

year he didn't. And they

2:13

were like, hey, you know, how do you feel about

2:15

winning MVP this year? He's like, oh,

2:17

I like last year much more where I didn't

2:20

win MVP, but we won the championship winner.

2:23

Like, I really like that. Like he's like, I

2:25

don't give a fuck about this individual award. I'm

2:27

here to win chips. Yeah, for sure.

2:29

Like no one cares about like, oh, you're the

2:31

con smite winner. How'd the series go? So, well,

2:33

we didn't win the Stanley Cup. Like, all right,

2:35

well, I bet you'd trade that and all your

2:37

regular season trophies for the Stanley Cup. Right. Any

2:40

player would. It's just, it's the coolest trophy. It's

2:42

a cool trophy. I'm

2:44

a, I'm a little, so Charles Barkley, um,

2:48

he was a great, great, great player, but

2:50

never won the championship. And

2:53

some people like to ride them. I could give him a

2:55

hard time about it. And he's like, I

2:57

don't give a damn what all you

2:59

bus riders say. You know, if you're

3:01

LeBron, if you're Michael Jordan, if you're

3:03

one of these guys from key, Malayjawan

3:05

who drove the bus and you're

3:07

telling me I never want to chip, yes,

3:09

sir. But if you're one of these

3:11

bus riders, you know, who was on Michael Jordan's

3:13

team and want to chip, that means

3:16

nothing to me. And I was

3:18

like, Oh yeah. Yeah. So I'm not

3:20

saying it's about individual awards, but dude,

3:23

I could have won with some of those Bulls teams. Like

3:26

they could have won in spite of me on that team. They could

3:28

have won with 11 guys. You could

3:30

have rode the bench for a while and

3:32

hopefully all the time. Come on. What are

3:34

you guys minutes? They

3:38

would abuse me. It

3:41

would be ridiculous. But, uh, uh,

3:43

anyway, yeah, if you're a bus rider, settle

3:47

down about your championships, I saw

3:49

a 17 year old Chinese basketball player, she's

3:52

seven foot two or seven foot three.

3:54

Six, I think. Yeah.

3:56

Like she's so much taller than the

3:58

rest of the city. 17 year old

4:01

girls that it's shocking. Like you've seen

4:03

seven footers in the NBA and it's

4:05

like, whoa, that's a big one. Yeah.

4:07

He won in girls basketball. It looks

4:09

like me like going back to elementary

4:12

school and just dominating worse. She's

4:15

a, she's double their height. She's like up

4:17

to her boobs. Yeah. When she, she just

4:20

takes these little weak ass jump shots over

4:22

their heads and she can take all her

4:24

time because they can't jump high enough to

4:26

block. It's, it's. I

4:29

saw something like that. Like I get

4:31

suggested some sports stuff on that. That's

4:35

insane. Team like that's who that's who

4:37

she's playing against. Oh,

4:40

these are not the going to go where pass

4:44

it where only she can catch it. And

4:47

then, so she can stand right where she wants to be

4:49

the only person who can catch it. And

4:51

then she gets an easy layup. There's

4:53

a some dude maybe in

4:55

maybe the United States. I don't know, but

4:58

he's like a high school player and I

5:00

get suggested sports stuff on Twitter sometimes. And

5:02

he's like, how

5:04

tall is that? Really tall NBA player?

5:07

Like seven three, seven four, when,

5:10

when Yama, when the Yana, uh, the four

5:12

six, seven four act might know. This dude

5:14

is 17 or 18. And

5:17

there were highlights of them in this video where

5:19

it's like, here he is at seven foot two

5:21

at 14 years old. Here

5:24

he is at 16 years old, at seven foot

5:27

five and here he is currently 18 years old,

5:30

seven foot nine, seven foot nine,

5:33

inches taller than that giant like in

5:35

the NBA. And he actually, he looks

5:38

thicker than the Wambiana or Yama. I

5:40

don't know. And he was

5:42

kind of athletic for a big guy. Yeah.

5:44

He like, but he was so tall that

5:46

like the way he ran just looked painful,

5:48

like that's so much body to be moving.

5:51

And he was legitimately the first actual

5:53

player I think I've seen that does not

5:56

have to jump to dunk. Like he

5:59

can. He can go

6:01

on his tippy toes and slam it

6:03

in like he doesn't have to jump

6:05

whatsoever. Watching it was not like, dude,

6:08

this guy fucking knows basketball. It was

6:10

like, no shit. If I was eight

6:12

feet tall and I weighed a thousand

6:14

pounds of corded steel muscle, and

6:17

I had never tried once

6:19

to fight in the octagon, I could

6:21

dominate any fighter in the world genetically.

6:23

Like there's just no way basketball is

6:25

the sport that lends itself to that,

6:27

the most just, you just got to

6:29

be tall, got to be big. Height

6:31

helps him. I heard,

6:33

I don't know if it's true, but it's a stat that's

6:36

often repeated that if you're over

6:38

seven foot, there's like a 25% chance you've been in

6:40

the NBA. Like, even if not, like if I own

6:42

an NBA franchise and they're like, hey, there's

6:48

a 17 year old, he's seven foot

6:51

six, you know, he's not

6:53

the most coordinated guy, but he'll grow into that body. Maybe I'm giving

6:55

him a contract. I'm

6:57

giving him a contract that a guy

6:59

who's seven foot six has to prove

7:01

to me. He can't play basketball. Like,

7:05

whereas like a five nine guy has to

7:07

prove he can his whole life, like every

7:09

single day, someone's tap on his shoulder saying

7:11

you should play basketball. And

7:13

then the moment he does, he's successful. What

7:16

happens now though, is they take these really

7:18

tall players and they make them play point

7:20

guard, which is a position for like a

7:22

really athletic good ball handler. And

7:24

if you can have, if you're like seven four and

7:27

you have even a high school point guard

7:29

dribbling skills, then you're an amazing player. Yeah,

7:32

makes sense. I mean, being being

7:35

seven foot in every realm other

7:38

than basketball being seven foot

7:40

nine would be hell. It

7:43

would be a nightmare. Nothing is built

7:45

for you. Like imagine sitting at home

7:47

at 18 years old and seeing people

7:49

like look at Victor Wambaniama seven foot

7:51

four. What a freak. And being like,

7:53

I'm six inches taller than that guy.

7:57

I'm I should be like, I'm six inches taller

7:59

than that guy. be terrorizing a Serbian

8:02

village. So

8:04

he should be doing with his life. He wouldn't

8:06

fit in the long. It's called a longboat, not

8:08

a tall boat, asshole. You're not going to. You're

8:11

going to die at 41. Oh,

8:14

you're back to the apple orchards with you.

8:16

Pick them all. Now, dude, I'm

8:18

just being so tall that you could

8:20

like lean on Shaq's shoulder. Right. Just

8:22

be I wonder what his game is

8:24

like. Like if your whole game is

8:26

dependent on the other players coming up

8:28

to your boobs, that's not going to work

8:30

in the NFL. I was going to

8:32

say NHL. It might work out. No, probably

8:34

not. No, they'll smoke you need more speed.

8:36

Yeah. But yeah, yeah. If the

8:39

idea is you catch the ball where no one else

8:41

can reach it and then just gently put it in,

8:43

that won't work when the other NBA players are guarding

8:45

you. I'm I'm

8:47

excited for college football

8:49

to come back. I've never given

8:51

a fuck about college football in my

8:53

life until last season. Apparently, Mizzou is

8:55

going to be good again. And they're

8:58

returning those players. Yeah, a lot of

9:00

them are coming back. I guess Mizzou

9:02

because they beat Ohio State and like

9:04

kind of got some recognition in the

9:06

national stage last year that they're getting

9:08

better recruits now. And so I'm eventually

9:11

one of these days, Kyle, one of

9:13

these days, Mizzou is going

9:15

to make it really close and

9:17

then move forth again. Give me this

9:19

year. Like you said, I remember

9:23

hearing like pre-preseason rankings like

9:25

in the top ten. I thought so.

9:29

And I'm sure we play each other at some point early in

9:31

the year, right? So I don't know if

9:33

we get Georgia this year. I know we play Alabama.

9:36

Oh, fun. It's we until we lose.

9:39

And then it's Taylor, man. I've been on

9:41

this ride so many times like, oh, we're

9:43

ranked. We finished the year. We're going to

9:45

have a good recruiting class. Right. And it's

9:47

all fun and games until Texas offers your

9:49

coach a contract. And he's like, what the

9:52

fuck am I doing in Mizzou? You

9:54

know, I'm going. I'm going

9:56

to make seven million dollars a year to coach

9:59

A&M or some summer. Ridiculous total do

10:02

you see that video the other day? There's three

10:04

Russians running through the field and a drone comes

10:06

down and hits the one in the middle Yeah,

10:08

laying there all fucked up and he's like shoot

10:10

me in the head Shoot me the head and

10:12

the guy behind him like immediately like shoots

10:14

him in the head and they and they just keep going Like

10:17

fast like all those things happen in the course

10:19

with you Seemingly no emotional

10:21

distress to maybe either one of

10:23

them one was like up the move

10:25

Here's headshot and the other guys

10:27

like concur clock runs on yeah, I

10:31

am so fucking sick of ego Probably

10:38

going I'm not And

10:50

then the Ukrainian struck this factory

10:52

building in Russia where they make

10:55

like I don't know like

10:57

guided missile parts and stuff like that high-tech

10:59

stuff And I

11:01

think I read eight employees died, but you could

11:03

see them like burning alive up there in the

11:06

window You know trying to get out of the

11:08

bill that was pretty awesome You'd imagine step one

11:10

of your day is you work in a fucking

11:12

factory? Well, this was a

11:15

nice Russian factory. This this this looks

11:17

very white-collar. They weren't making like pots

11:19

and pans They were making like high-tech

11:21

stuff. I was on Some

11:25

Apologist be like I think this is a

11:27

war crime. They killed civilians It's

11:29

like oh did Ukraine kill some civilians

11:32

like cut me a fucking break Half

11:34

of their casualties are civilians. Yeah, I made that

11:37

set up, but yeah, there's lots of silly people

11:39

on reddit Yeah, you can't you

11:41

can't go to reddit for any sort of serious

11:43

discussion unless it's like a Ukrainian news.

11:45

That's a that's bad news Ukrainian

11:49

propaganda on that Like

11:52

just like if I went to Russia It's like

11:54

if I read Russia today, and that was the

11:56

only thing I read of maybe that's like one

11:58

of those dissonant Russian Russian papers. I don't actually

12:01

know. But like assume Russia today is like rah

12:03

rah, she's boombah about Putin. That's like the

12:06

equivalent of going on Reddit for like war

12:08

news about Ukraine would be like I read

12:10

in Russia today that Putin doesn't have to

12:13

wipe his ass. There's

12:16

a few things that I've observed

12:18

to be pretty accurate. And it's mostly where

12:20

the front line is like when

12:22

the Russians take land or when the Ukrainians take

12:24

it back. Yeah, they

12:27

they tend to be on sometimes side

12:29

will lie about it for two days or

12:31

so before it becomes incredibly obvious. And everybody

12:33

with a cell phone is like taking selfies

12:36

in this building. The Russians say they still

12:38

have or vice versa. So

12:41

you can see where the front lines are and

12:43

who's gaining and losing territory. I read a really

12:45

good post the other day, like yesterday, actually, it

12:47

was from this. This guy's been in Ukraine fighting

12:49

for two years. He's a former

12:51

U.S. Marine Corps and he was giving advice to

12:53

anyone who wants to come and fight. And

12:56

it was like, first of all, don't don't do

12:58

that. Don't do that. And certainly he's like, don't

13:00

do it unless you have prior military military

13:03

experience. And he went on and

13:05

on. But the interesting part was

13:08

he's like, this is a drone

13:10

war now. You're going to need

13:12

drone deterrence, electronic, like jammers,

13:14

you're going to need one your own. You're going

13:16

to need a good one. And you like went

13:18

through the list of things that you're going to

13:20

need. He's like, there's not

13:22

30 minutes that we don't see or hear

13:25

a drone like a suicide drone

13:27

that's above us looking to blow us up every

13:30

day. And

13:32

he recommended that you get

13:34

your own drone training and familiarize

13:36

yourself with drones. Most of his

13:39

there was one part where he was like, buy this kind

13:41

of armor, buy this kind of helmet. But then it was

13:43

it was like, learn about drones,

13:45

become a drone expert because that's all

13:47

this war is now. Do you think

13:49

like the final nail in the coffin

13:51

of even like World War Two style

13:53

traditional warfare will be when the first

13:57

aircraft carrier is destroyed by drones? like

14:02

I mean, if you can

14:04

fly a thousand drones that

14:07

cost one, one millionth of

14:09

a aircraft carrier into

14:11

an aircraft carrier and destroy it or disable it

14:14

like now drones are jet ski based. Now we're

14:16

talking about aircraft. I'm going to make this up

14:18

and be like, there's ski boat based. It's not

14:20

true, but you can see where that might happen.

14:23

And I do think they could just load

14:26

up a bunch of eighteen thousand dollar

14:28

ski boats, shoot. I

14:32

don't know, making it up a hundred of them

14:34

in an aircraft carrier and get three hits. Yeah,

14:36

like you don't know. You could do stuff like

14:38

that. Or you like how you think that's crazy.

14:41

It's a drone warfare. They're advancing. If we were

14:43

silly enough to not have an aircraft surrounded by

14:45

an aircraft carrier group, that's like a dozen vessels.

14:47

And there's there's there's helicopters swarming around that thing.

14:49

And then there's planes, the air that could see

14:52

miles and there's special planes to see. How many

14:54

special things? Thousands. It's us.

14:56

Then you bring. We had no experience.

14:58

You bring a million drone. Like if

15:00

drones are that much cheaper, it seems

15:02

like that's the future in always, not

15:04

just this like they wouldn't. They won't

15:06

just replace tanks and make them obsolete.

15:08

It'll get to the point that it's

15:10

not cost effective to use manpower in

15:12

the aircraft carrier way because it's like,

15:14

oh, fuck. Now the US and Russia

15:16

and China have these drones that can

15:18

fly higher and faster than what we

15:21

can track. And then they just send

15:23

70 of them. You

15:25

can't make up technology. We've

15:27

got the technology we have in front of us, right? You can't be like, oh,

15:29

now they've got one that can do magic. That'll

15:31

get to that point, though. I was meaning

15:33

like at some point, all of our understanding

15:35

of warfare is going to be drones. Right.

15:38

Other than like, you know, a gorilla and like

15:40

boots on the ground shit that you still need

15:42

people to talk. I seriously doubt it. I think

15:45

I think what they're talking about right now is

15:47

in this. It's

15:50

Ukraine versus Russia and the drones are a

15:52

big deal. I just don't think you have

15:54

that issue when it's the United States versus

15:56

anyone. I hope you're right. I've thought about

15:59

this a lot. which doesn't make me an

16:01

expert, it's just me thinking. But

16:04

I'm like, it seems like we have

16:06

a lot of eggs in the aircraft carrier

16:08

basket. Now, Kyle, I understand these aircraft carriers

16:10

are surrounded by an armada of some sort.

16:12

I don't know the details of the Corvettes

16:15

and the destroyers or whatever, but

16:18

it's not easy to get to an aircraft carrier, but

16:21

still, you know, do we have more

16:24

guided torpedoes? Like,

16:27

how do you get to these things? It

16:30

seems like we have this

16:32

big, expensive, all our eggs in one

16:34

basket philosophy that I worry doesn't hold

16:36

up. I just don't think that's true. I

16:39

think the carrier group, again, is there's

16:41

the one big boat with all the

16:44

airplanes on it, but there's a lot

16:46

of boats around it with specialized tasks

16:48

that handle these sorts of things. And

16:50

then once again, remember when they told

16:52

Putin that

16:54

we would just destroy everything that's in Ukraine? I

16:58

don't think there'd be anywhere to launch the fucking drones

17:00

from. Like, those, the jet ski

17:02

drones, for example, what's the range on one

17:04

of those? I bet it's under a

17:07

few dozen miles, 50 miles, something

17:09

like that. Like, your enemy has to be

17:11

that close to your aircraft carrier. That's like

17:13

the stone wheel of like a water

17:15

drone though. Like, this is also new in warfare.

17:19

Like, and it's not even like it

17:21

has to be a total and complete

17:23

victory. Like, let's say, and I'm not,

17:26

this isn't even a US thing. Like, China has

17:28

an aircraft carrier. It is though, because we're the,

17:30

no, they don't. Okay, well, who else has, pick

17:32

some different. 500 miles is the answer, child. The

17:34

range of those things is 500 miles. Okay,

17:37

well, all it would take is

17:40

cost-effective trades. If some

17:42

enemy of ours can spend literally

17:45

a millionth of what we spend

17:48

and cripple us for six months,

17:51

even though, oh, well, we're gonna put this

17:53

back together. We're gonna get it rolling again.

17:55

You know, like, that's worth while. And

17:58

there could be a, dude, and think about that. Think

18:00

about the American. Think about

18:03

the American military. How many tanks do we have?

18:05

Can't even count them. How

18:07

many helicopters? Tens of thousands. How many

18:09

planes? Tens of thousands. How

18:12

many aircraft carriers? Less than 10.

18:16

Like if it ever got to that point

18:18

technologically that you could cost effectively disable one.

18:20

I'm not even sure. The entire technology. You

18:22

don't have to sink it. You

18:25

would just have to make something ineffective for a while.

18:27

Like that's how. Make it go into repair.

18:29

Yeah, that's how. It would really surprise me if

18:31

anyone can do that. And I feel like again.

18:33

Not yet. The. Okay.

18:35

But I don't know who it's going to

18:37

be. And I feel like the response to

18:39

that from us is always going to be

18:41

planes that they can't see that fly from

18:43

our shores to theirs and back again and

18:46

hit everything that we want to hit. I

18:48

just I just don't think it in a

18:50

real full on war. I think I'm right away. A lot

18:53

of their stuff just disappears from the table. I. Yeah.

18:57

Kyle, you bring up a really good point

18:59

and we do have a lot of other

19:01

advantages that these people don't. However,

19:03

if you had told me that the Russian Navy

19:05

was going to be destroyed by a country with

19:07

no Navy, I'd be like, really? That

19:10

seems far fetched. Happened before they've historically

19:12

I looked at it was in 1903,

19:14

I think, when that that awful Russian

19:17

incursion to have a war with the Japanese

19:19

happened when they were like losing boats on

19:21

the way there to like

19:23

circumstance and they're not an able people.

19:26

Well, again, the submarine fleet has been a

19:29

problem for us throughout throughout forever. And the

19:31

whole Cuban Missile Crisis was was there. But

19:33

down there being shitty. I

19:35

just think about the difference in

19:37

how all warfare will be structured

19:40

the second anyone

19:42

can disable

19:44

that without spending enough money to make

19:46

their own aircraft carrier. Like

19:48

that's why. Why are planes like

19:50

they are like a couple of thoughts

19:52

here, right? One, they're great big things. I

19:54

know they're incredibly expensive. You lose one, you've

19:56

lost like 35 million, $100 million. I

19:59

don't even know. even know it's none though. The

20:02

aircraft is held back by the person in

20:05

it in many ways. You know, the reasons

20:07

these things don't pull 12 G's is that

20:09

humans don't you take the

20:11

person out. You can shrink the

20:13

plane quite a bit make it lighter

20:15

perhaps increase its range and then you

20:17

start pulling G's that only missiles were

20:19

pulling previously and actually dodge them. It

20:22

seems like pulling the person out of the

20:24

plane is an idea with merit. We got

20:27

tons of things like the future. Those predator

20:29

drones are enormous. You know, they're huge

20:31

like I thought even the big I was like,

20:33

oh, what's it like Volkswagen size?

20:35

No, it's gigantic. It's like a

20:37

big aircraft. We've

20:40

been using those for a long time. I

20:42

think though as far as having like fighter

20:44

aircraft that are drones and

20:46

play like it with any kind of jamming

20:48

technology. They would just cut

20:50

your that's occurred to you. How do you

20:53

know what lag either but the next series

20:55

of the next series fighter after the f-22

20:57

or f-35 or whatever is a

21:00

suite of fighters. You've got

21:02

one plane with a guy in it

21:04

and then several drones that are like

21:06

mini versions of it that fly alongside

21:08

of it. Oh, yeah, like

21:11

who is it the Falcon and Marvel? He's got

21:13

the Phoenix. Yeah. Yeah, it's exactly that. Although in

21:15

the comics that was a that was an actual

21:17

like Falcon that he had a psychic connection with.

21:20

Yeah. Okay, you could think to that bird make

21:22

that bird go do stuff. That's

21:24

what that's the real future of

21:26

military technology. Psychic Birds. Yes, psychic

21:28

birds and their handlers the nurse.

21:31

This is one of those things that if you did

21:33

like a deep dive with like a foyer request, you

21:35

could find out like oh the US has spent 17

21:38

million dollars trying to commute. I

21:41

wonder if like I sometimes worry America going in

21:43

in the wrong direction with our really expensive tech,

21:45

you know, on one hand it works great. I

21:47

can see it. It's cool. It's cool. On

21:50

the other hand, like Al-Qaeda used to say they would

21:52

defeat us this way. They didn't but they're

21:54

like all we need to do is put a flag

21:56

in the desert. These idiots spend 12 million dollars to

21:58

knock it down. Talk about

22:00

asymmetric wins. Yeah. And that's

22:02

how a lot of like wars can

22:04

be won is just attrition and not

22:06

necessarily winning big epic battles, but cost

22:09

effectively trading away their will or resources

22:11

so that they can't do it. That

22:13

works when you're fighting a country with

22:15

a flag and a uniform though. It

22:17

doesn't work for them. Although

22:19

it's interesting to see what Russia is doing right now

22:21

in Europe. It works. I

22:24

don't think it does. I, again, I think in a. Can

22:27

you help me understand what you're saying about the

22:29

flag and uniform Al Qaeda with some guys living

22:31

in argument as to why Ukraine was beating Russia

22:33

for a while is because the cost effective trades

22:35

were so lopsided in favor of Ukraine. Oh

22:38

no, that was my argument for my funding. The

22:40

war makes sense because because the cost it's so

22:42

cost effective to fund the war in Ukraine and

22:45

deplete Russian military stocks.

22:47

But Russia still has so many tanks, but

22:51

they're losing tanks in a non

22:53

cost effective way that is difficult

22:55

for them. And so like

22:57

it is important to cost effectively trade

23:00

down your opponents resources in like

23:03

a battle scenario. Like if you

23:05

can, you can spend $400 on some bullshit

23:07

drone and you disable a Russian tank worth

23:09

$6 million or something.

23:12

That's a that's a win. It doesn't matter if

23:14

they can come get the tank and then fix

23:16

it and this and that. It's out of commission.

23:19

It's taking manpower and that's more resources, more money,

23:21

more resources. What are you talking about

23:23

now? I've lost the place. It's

23:25

asymmetric costs in warfare. Yeah, that's the

23:27

key to winning a war of attrition.

23:30

And well, I think that only matters

23:32

when you're fighting like al Qaeda again, like if we're

23:35

talking about the U.S., because we

23:37

can't go get them again. Ukraine can't

23:39

go get Russia because they're not capable

23:41

of doing so. We can't like

23:44

I think Taylor's strategy is to make Russia quit

23:46

because they've spent so much money. And I mean,

23:48

it's like a well fortified rust base. At some

23:50

point, it's just not worth going in there. Yeah,

23:52

the juice isn't worth the screen. It's not like

23:55

it's so multifaceted to win a war. I'm just

23:57

saying that this is part of it. Like

24:00

the way that like what he was saying, the

24:02

way the US spends on airplanes, if it got

24:04

to the point that an F 15 can be

24:06

taken out by something that costs $60,000, then

24:10

suddenly that whole wing of our,

24:13

of our air force is not useful anymore as it used

24:15

to be. And there will be a

24:17

power vacuum there. And of course we're going to

24:19

fill it because we're probably going to be the

24:22

ones with the best drones. We probably are. Yeah,

24:24

that's what I was going to say. I feel

24:26

like if somebody's going to find some magic technology,

24:28

it's going to be us. There's a movie called,

24:30

um, what's it, there's a Clint

24:32

Eastwood movie where he, in the 1971, I

24:34

think called like Fox Firefox.

24:37

And the idea was absurd from the beginning.

24:39

Cause the idea was the Soviets had gotten

24:41

ahead of us in stealth plane

24:43

technology and they're playing to go mock five.

24:46

And it could go so fast that it

24:48

could just fly past and outrun all of

24:50

our missiles and drop nuclear bombs in the

24:52

US. And so the only answer was to

24:54

send Clint Eastwood in to steal the fucking

24:57

thing. And you have this whole spy thriller

24:59

where Clint Eastwood sneaking in and he finally

25:01

gets in the Fox forest plane and he

25:03

takes off and you have to use

25:05

your mind to control the weaponry. That's how, that's how advanced

25:07

it was. You don't press a button. You think fire, but

25:10

you have to think in Russian. Thank God he was awesome.

25:12

The moment he put his butt in the seat, he

25:14

took him a minute. Actually he's got PTSD from

25:16

NAMM. So there's a part where you can feel

25:18

me. And, and so, but,

25:21

but the, the part of

25:23

the movie that made no sense that was actually

25:25

unbelievable. And I'm going to work Clint Eastwood's using

25:27

his mind to kill Russians with a mock five

25:30

plane was that the Russians could make mock five

25:32

planes and then make more than one or two

25:34

of them mass produce them. Like, like they just

25:36

didn't have the money for it then. And they

25:38

don't have, it's like what did Barack Obama say?

25:41

I loved, he had this great speech

25:43

where he was like the economy

25:45

in Europe, basically

25:47

Italy with a bad attitude. Like he

25:50

went on this long rant about like,

25:52

wow, Italy getting ripped on for no

25:54

reason. Yeah. For Italy, exporters of arms

25:56

and petroleum heading into the 21st century.

26:00

I just I'm not afraid of

26:02

Russia. I'm not afraid of anybody except for

26:04

the aliens and and the own within

26:06

our awful country. No, not China. Okay.

26:08

Okay. I think China is definitely scarier than

26:11

Russia, but I don't think either are even

26:13

close. China's population is declining like the number

26:15

of people apparently is wreaking

26:17

havoc on their economy and the whole thing

26:20

is pointed in the wrong direction. Is

26:22

it true? Heck if I know I'm just a

26:25

it's happened in the color of Dick jokes to

26:27

us in South Korea and a lot

26:29

are a population. We're not birthing past

26:31

the replacement rate, which might be what

26:33

you're thinking of, but with immigration, we

26:35

are a growing country. We're importing Americans.

26:38

Ah, yeah, that's a long term success plan. It

26:41

has been. Yeah, with your worthy hair. What

26:44

do you think? I

26:46

think came over on the Mayflower.

26:48

I have a white

26:51

skin. Oh, I burn

26:53

quickly. Because your blood.

26:55

Okay. That's not the way I

26:57

should have never said that. In

26:59

Canada, I'd worry about eating your

27:02

flesh. I would

27:04

say I don't know what

27:06

that could have done to your like lipids

27:08

or whatever. Who knows what you could do?

27:10

You could give my it could give my

27:12

like apocalypse bride some sort of baby mutation.

27:15

Yeah, they don't even they're

27:17

so much more careful with Accutane now than

27:19

they were in the in 2002 or whatever.

27:21

Fuck. It

27:24

was a prophylactic 20 years ago. Yeah,

27:26

they were like this. It probably doesn't

27:28

just fuck you up. Six. Make sure

27:30

he'll never get a pimple. Yeah. They

27:32

were like, and while you're on this. Meanwhile,

27:34

Kyle vaccinated. I'm not eating either of you

27:36

idiots. That's true. I'm not going to eat

27:38

you. I'm pure blood. You don't trust my

27:41

blood. I don't taste the cholesterol

27:43

in my blood. I'm

27:46

marbled. I'm more. You can hear my

27:49

meat in my own blood. I

27:51

bet it would be good. I bet people's good.

27:54

I would, I would want to smoke your like

27:56

leg or something like leg of, of Taylor. You

27:58

think it would be better. We'd be on par with pork

28:01

and leagues behind beef. Like

28:05

there's no way we can- I'm gonna come brush that leg with

28:08

sweet baby rays like every hour, 30 minutes, smoky

28:10

for about three or four hours. Smoke. You're

28:13

gonna be succulent. You're four hours. You're gonna-

28:15

Yeah. You're gonna- Falling off the

28:17

bone. Yeah. No. I'm

28:20

deep fried, you guys. That'll make anything taste good. No, if you eat

28:22

me, I want you to use- Don't use

28:24

sweet baby rays if you ever consume my

28:26

flesh. I'm doing- Use like a vinegar. Make

28:28

me nice and savory. Don't make me sickly

28:31

sweet. Don't do that. I want- I'm

28:33

getting sweet and spicy, okay? It's gonna be delicious. I'll agree to

28:35

your terms if we just chop you off from the knee down

28:37

and share it. Fair. That's-

28:40

Keep me alive. Living in

28:43

hell. Yeah, I don't wanna be eaten. I

28:45

don't think anyone does. Oh, I love it all.

28:47

There's a kind of shrimp in the saltwater reef

28:49

tank and called a harlequin shrimp, it eats starfish.

28:52

So what people do, not me, it's too cruel,

28:54

is they chop off the starfish legs one at

28:56

a time and feed them to the shrimp, but

28:58

they grow back. So they just rotate around the

29:00

starfish, chopping off one- Oh, what the fuck? I

29:02

don't like it. Oh, you're right

29:05

to not like that. That's- Even

29:07

if you told me that like,

29:09

they've scientifically discovered that starfish have

29:11

no pain receptors. It's like, bitch,

29:15

you were saying that about like bears 30 years

29:17

ago. Like, no, I think- I don't know what

29:19

starfish are thinking. They have like brains in their

29:21

legs. I've told you this before, they have five

29:23

legs. If you chop off two of them, now

29:26

you have two starfish. So they'll

29:28

both grow back. That's cool. I don't care for this one

29:30

bit. I don't know. What about- Buy

29:32

some fish food, Jesus. What if lizards, you

29:34

know those lizards that like pop their tail

29:36

off when they're spooked? Yeah. Yeah.

29:39

What if we could find a big one of those and

29:42

now you basically get like a whole like

29:44

ham sized amount of meat just- Infinite

29:46

cash glitch in the real world. Then

29:50

we'd find out that like it needs 75,000 calories

29:54

to re-grow its tail and it's not even

29:56

good. There's a reason we don't eat

29:58

reptiles. I saw a guy with a- maggot farm

30:00

that he used to feed his chickens today. It

30:02

was just, it ran on coffee grounds. He got

30:04

from coffee shops for free and

30:07

like flies just went in there and

30:09

laid their eggs and old cardboard. And

30:11

then the maggots would, would like migrate

30:13

up and through this pipe because they

30:15

were looking for soil to

30:17

like live in because they, the, you know, everything else

30:19

was coffee grounds and rotten eggs and shit. And then

30:21

there's collecting in these buckets and he's feeding them to

30:23

his chicken. So he's got infinite chicken feed. I

30:26

like that. And that's a good idea. Yeah. I

30:28

have no mercy for maggots. Not

30:31

a, not a good thought. The same way with

30:33

like wild pigs, there's a few animals where it's

30:35

like, I don't care about your suffering though. Like,

30:38

well, you just don't care at all. Like wild

30:40

pigs are so nasty looking. They look like the

30:42

bad guys in a movie or something. They look

30:44

like orcs or something. They're

30:46

all snarly and hairy and

30:48

disgusting. I would never eat

30:50

an animal who's suffering. I don't care about. I

30:54

don't know these pigs that you're speaking of. What'd

30:56

you got in Taylor? I said it had to

30:58

be like, like a venomous snake. Something mean. Maybe

31:02

an animal I got to know that was an

31:04

asshole. I could get on board with that. Like

31:06

every time I walked by this fucking tiger cage,

31:08

it tries to kill me. Eventually you're

31:10

gotta go. Yeah, that's fair. You,

31:13

you need it on a, on a need to know a

31:15

case by case basis, not just one

31:17

whole species. It's very, that's very kind of you.

31:21

I just mean more like hunting. Like, like I,

31:23

I wouldn't mind killing a bunch of wild pigs

31:25

at all, but I wouldn't shoot

31:27

a deer, you know, not

31:29

for fun or anything like

31:31

that. I mean, you, you got even with

31:33

a bow or whatever, you know, like I

31:35

just wouldn't want to kill one. I'd

31:38

feel bad, but I spent your whole childhood is

31:40

like the gang is con of deer. I do

31:42

feel bad for a lot of deer. Yeah, I

31:44

did. I'm

31:48

just a little pile and all of them. Half of

31:50

the deers have Kyle DNA in them. Just

31:54

physically. They can't reproduce. Yeah.

31:57

I would kill. Yeah.

32:00

They would have to be some animal that I think

32:02

is totally unthinking. Alligators, crocodiles,

32:05

snakes, sharks, sharks.

32:09

Sharks. No. Okay. Not,

32:11

not a good kind. Like great white, like a scary

32:14

kind. Bull shark. Don't

32:16

let you rub their belly. Okay. Bull shark.

32:18

Those are the ones that are known for

32:21

just like those are the real aggressive known

32:23

as, as the Swedish shark of the ocean

32:25

and the ocean. They're misunderstood. They're the bovine

32:27

sharks. Yeah. Nurse sharks are the ones

32:29

that are like, they eat stuff off the bottom

32:31

and crustaceans so they don't even look at you.

32:34

Right. What do you see? This seems like up

32:36

your alley. You'd know sharks. You're a shock expert,

32:38

Woody. Not enough. No. I've heard a nurse shark

32:40

is sweet, but I don't know if you don't

32:42

step in and you make it stuff up. We

32:46

do. Welcome to the show. Pirates of

32:48

the Caribbean actor who got killed by a shark

32:50

while surfing over the weekend. You see that? Oh

32:52

yeah. Yeah. You know, there was that little duo

32:54

of goofy pirates. There was like a fat one

32:56

and a tall skin, the skinny one, the skinny

32:59

one. Yeah. From the office. From

33:03

Pirates of the Caribbean original office. I

33:06

mean, maybe, I don't know. I

33:08

saw that once a decade ago. You're on

33:10

Reddit a lot too. Also, Kyle, did you

33:12

see that Hawaiian life guard, surfer dude got

33:15

killed by a shark? I heard

33:17

there was a couple of deaths, but

33:19

I didn't know not specifically. He

33:21

was a pipeline specialist, which

33:23

tells me, he was probably a

33:26

total asshole. Pipeline specialists are all

33:28

about like territorial

33:31

keeping tourists away, destroying their

33:33

cars while they're out surfing. So they don't

33:35

want to come back. This is what pipeline

33:38

specialists do. That's hard work. I was

33:40

like, I, you

33:43

know what? That's karma. How

33:45

many times have you tried to tell people that

33:47

that was your territory and they're not allowed there?

33:49

Well, meet Mr. Fucking shark.

33:52

I love that you know this about he's in Hawaii.

33:56

Oh dude, Hawaii pipeline. Anybody who serves

33:58

like that's a tool. Oh,

34:00

no, no pipeline. It's one of the

34:02

most popular breaks on the planet and

34:04

the Hawaiians feel like it is there

34:06

like right to get Dibs

34:08

on any wave that comes by so

34:11

if you don't honor that right or even if you

34:13

do They like destroy your

34:15

car. They cut the leash on your surfboard It's like

34:17

well known for this stuff If you if you fall

34:19

one time on the wave, they'll like never let you

34:22

catch a wave again for as long as they remember

34:24

You know what? That's it. That's

34:26

the third group of people that I want eliminated

34:28

from the Earth Taylor number three Number

34:30

three Hawaiians native my plane specialists

34:33

know every native Hawaiian I've

34:41

been to Hawaii and the people at the hotel who were paid

34:43

to be nice to you nice to me. Okay, Howie I'm

34:48

a friend who lives in Hawaii and Loves

34:51

it but he's howly

34:53

he's white. What's what

34:55

does she do? He Don't

34:59

know I don't

35:01

know what he does anymore. Actually. Yeah, I say friend.

35:03

I mean someone I knew from work 12 years to

35:07

make a living in Hawaii like the only industry

35:10

really there is tourism and like

35:12

derivatives of tourism like accounting and

35:14

shit and I

35:17

was just like what do you it's like you have to

35:19

already be rich to move there and do okay Methamphetamine

35:22

here. It's very popular there there.

35:25

I doubt it Like Samoas

35:27

are some of the fattest people around have

35:29

you? Yeah, dr.

35:32

Bounty hunter was constantly dealing with meth ads

35:34

in Hawaii, right? I'm

35:36

not up to or was he in Florida? I

35:39

thought he was in the terrestrial US, but I

35:41

didn't watch his show You didn't

35:43

ride the bounty hunter. I would see bits and

35:45

pieces but he that was good for

35:47

me at like 14

35:49

to be watching a show and be like this

35:52

is beyond fake is Fake

35:54

he was arresting people and sending them

35:56

to jail. Yeah, and he would give

35:58

his little speech after like a cop

36:00

already got them all situated and he's

36:03

like brother I gotta tell you no

36:05

yours is not the life for you

36:07

how dare you try to disgrace not

36:09

the bounty hunter's legacy not only noted

36:11

in word-sayer but also I mean

36:13

he went around and cleaned his community up

36:15

you know and tried to instill she dropped

36:17

me and oh he dropped some

36:19

big ends on all right maybe the show wasn't too

36:21

bad yeah okay not on the

36:24

show like like they they recorded him they

36:26

they Mel Gibson styled him and

36:28

and run around his life you know

36:30

sometimes when people see you know

36:33

a tall athletic powerful white

36:35

man leading in his field people conspired

36:37

to try to make him look like

36:39

a racist or well we were gonna

36:42

transition to dr. disrespect

36:46

if you let me goddamn it he's trending

36:48

on Twitter right now dr. disrespect

36:53

why I kind of wanted to save

36:55

him for the main show oh okay we do that

36:57

I'm sure it'll be I'm sure it'll be hot news

36:59

still then we there'll be more news about it by

37:01

that time we don't want to fall behind the you

37:03

know news he did tweet

37:06

today yeah and then he changes tweet so

37:08

he added it and then he realized

37:13

people could see that you edit it so he

37:15

had to edit it back the other way because

37:17

that seemed like the right thing to do so

37:19

now we're back to using the word minor which

37:21

is a hard word these days you

37:24

know Kendrick Lamar's got making that that that

37:26

just ringing everybody's ears so yeah we talked

37:28

about on the show though I don't I'm

37:31

gonna play devil's devil's advocate on this one

37:33

I'm gonna be the doctor fender for sure

37:35

because I'm doing it now we only got

37:39

well I don't think you did

37:41

anything wrong really I mean he did some more

37:44

morally right so here's the skinny I guess you want

37:46

to do it now you know if the show will

37:49

end up more if he's already like tweeting frantic

37:52

paragraphs like this more is going to come out

37:54

in the next two days like we there

37:56

will be yes we got he had that big dispute with

37:58

twitch in 27 And it

38:00

was like what happened? What did doc do and

38:03

it was like what did he did he kill a woman?

38:05

What did he do and I

38:07

guess what happened is he was

38:09

with twitch whispering, you know using

38:11

the messaging app within twitch to

38:13

talk sexually explicit

38:16

messages with an a minor who was

38:18

17 years old at the time and

38:22

the way the the way I would defend doc

38:24

is I would say like You're

38:26

not supposed to be able to use

38:29

that messenger if you're not 18, where'd you get 17?

38:32

Because all I got is minor 17

38:37

the age I feel like either

38:39

that's what the the the leaker

38:41

from twitch said People

38:43

using 17 as a way to discredit

38:45

it but everyone else like the age is not out.

38:48

All we know is mine 17

38:50

until I I heard I read 17. I thought from the I

38:53

heard 11 that got the ball rolling. That's some

38:56

people are saying 11 Messaging

39:05

app if they're underage anyway, like it's it I think

39:08

you're supposed to be 18 you'll be on there He

39:10

knew they were minors and Well,

39:12

we don't know when he needed a murder

39:14

at twitchcon How

39:17

do you know he tried to meet up with her? That

39:19

is in the leak like the

39:22

dude So someone accused him of

39:24

writing news the guy who said that he read

39:26

the tweets or the twitch message or whatever Said

39:29

he tried to meet up with her twitchcon and

39:31

then I was access one of the leaks says

39:33

17 he found it Oh, yeah, so maybe 17

39:35

is true. Maybe 11 is true. Also, you never

39:37

know I

39:40

mean it's alleged Wait,

39:43

I have more oh He

39:45

found it a game studio that's making a

39:47

game. It's gonna suck. It's like NFT based

39:49

or something and The

39:53

game studio investigated this and decided that

39:55

they needed to fire the founder of

39:57

the company. So now he's no longer

39:59

associated with them. And then

40:01

he came out today and basically admitted that it's all true,

40:03

that he was trying to, he had some

40:05

inappropriate messages with a minor leading into

40:07

TwitchCon. Now you seem like you know

40:09

more about it than me. Yeah. I

40:11

mean, he went on, he didn't like

40:13

send any pictures. He didn't meet

40:16

the person. But was he knowingly like

40:18

he knew she was a minor? Yes.

40:21

At what point we don't know though, which is

40:24

the crux of the whole issue. He knows now

40:26

that she was a minor. When did he know

40:28

though? So

40:30

okay. So that's incredibly important. Yeah.

40:33

Because any of it, like, first

40:36

of all, I would never be in

40:38

such a situation because I asked such things.

40:40

It's a smart question to ask. That's my

40:42

take on the whole thing. It's like, seems

40:45

like, like if someone

40:47

pretended to be of age and then like

40:50

later went back like, oh,

40:52

I'm actually 17. I'll be 18 in March though. And

40:54

it's like, what have you done to me? I'm

40:56

the doc. Like I could see that

40:59

going down and then him having that be the defense

41:01

he was leaning on though, if that were the circumstance.

41:03

It kind of seems like it is the defense he's

41:05

leaning on. He's just

41:07

not wanting to get too specific because I'm positive

41:10

that there is a legal agreement

41:12

between him, Twitch, and perhaps him

41:15

and the under formerly underage party.

41:17

This person is now what? I

41:20

mean, 77 years plus 17 is now 24 years

41:23

old. Um, there's

41:25

an NDA. So yeah, he can't be too specific.

41:28

I mean, but he's posting

41:31

a lot about something for someone hamstrung

41:33

by like NDAs and

41:35

whatnot. So I don't know why. You

41:40

would lead with that. Like if that was his

41:42

take and that was his like perspective

41:44

on it, why would he not just say, Oh yeah,

41:47

I sent some messages. And then

41:49

I found out later, I thought she was fucking

41:51

23. And then she comes out and says she's

41:54

not all that. And I was like, what the

41:56

fuck? And it stopped immediately. Like, but he didn't,

41:58

he doesn't, I mean, I'm reading

42:00

it with my other, you know, on the other

42:02

monitor. And that doesn't seem to be any part

42:04

of his argument here. Yeah. It

42:06

seems like he's like copying to it like I

42:09

made a little error. And it's like, hang

42:11

on. Is it like 38 or

42:14

something in 20, 70, 35? Is

42:16

it even illegal to because he's 41

42:18

or 42 now? Is

42:20

it illegal to exchange like

42:23

like his exchange messages? Yeah. As

42:25

long as there's no like I don't

42:27

think it's I think I don't think

42:29

it is. I don't think he did anything illegal. So

42:32

so again, I think it falls back to the

42:35

moral thing. I know Woody takes big issue with the

42:37

fact that he was married while he

42:39

was messaging this underage person. He's

42:41

a video game streamer, right?

42:44

Like if you're somebody who has a

42:46

tendency to try

42:49

to get children to fuck you, it's

42:52

not great to do that in the realm

42:54

of video game streaming. Like your fans are

42:56

children. Yeah. Yeah. And

42:58

I didn't realize so he was married, had kids,

43:01

and he was doing this shit on the side.

43:03

That's fucked up and morally

43:05

speaking. Yeah. Well, I mean, like you

43:07

just remove legality from it like, oh,

43:09

that's easy for you to say, Taylor.

43:12

Like he doesn't even

43:14

seem to be denying stuff people are

43:16

saying. He's just saying, right? Man, what

43:19

a mistake it was to do this.

43:22

My bad. Yes. Yeah. I'm

43:24

sure if I get back on stream, I will try.

43:27

I will no longer try to

43:29

fuck the children watching me play

43:31

dress up with fake

43:33

hair and sunglasses and some sort

43:35

of Michael Jackson jacket. This character

43:37

I play that appeals to children.

43:40

I won't use this popularity to

43:42

fuck the kids anymore. I am

43:45

reformed. Yeah. His own arguments and

43:47

paragraphs aren't making tried. Tried

43:49

to meet up with her at TwitchCon. We didn't. Hey,

43:51

what are you doing at TwitchCon? I'm getting the you

43:53

think they exchanged any appropriate messages and then said, what

43:56

are you doing at TwitchCon because you wanted to know

43:58

her diet plans. Yeah,

44:00

I don't. He

44:03

also asked a minor about her plans at

44:05

the Twitch Con convention, according to two of

44:07

the people who asked not to be identified.

44:09

Okay. And at this point, it's

44:11

my understanding that he already knew she

44:13

was a minor, like, because I'm

44:16

basing that on the fact that he didn't, or

44:18

at least I'm not seeing it in here, him denying that.

44:21

Right. Everyone leads with that. Everyone leads with she

44:23

told me she was 19. Right. He

44:26

says that when there's any reality truth

44:28

to that, not him. He said she

44:31

was a minor and that was a mistake. Yeah.

44:33

He's making it hard to take a side in this. And

44:35

I, and I have no opinion of

44:38

Dr. Disrespect. I feel like you're biased

44:40

against pedophiles, Taylor. That's fair.

44:42

That's a fair

44:44

bias. Yeah. That yeah,

44:46

this, his own tweet

44:49

is not, I did watch

44:51

the positive light, which it seems like that's

44:53

what he'd be trying. Read the, read the

44:55

last paragraph and then sentence.

44:58

Finally, if you're uncomfortable, you do your doc voice. I

45:00

don't know what he sounds like.

45:02

Like I don't watch his content. What's he sound

45:04

like? Oh, well, what does he sound

45:06

like? I don't know either. I don't

45:08

know. You didn't even know. And you were putting me on this,

45:10

but I don't like his content either. I just know what it

45:13

sounds like, but I can't do it. I can't help you know

45:15

why we don't like it. Kyle, this is my doctor. It's like

45:17

Star Wars. Tell me if you're old white men, 80% of

45:20

your audience. Tell me if this

45:29

is all right. This is the

45:31

last paragraph. Finally, if you're uncomfortable with

45:33

this entire statement and think I'm a piece of

45:35

shit, that's fine, but I'm not fucking going anywhere.

45:38

I'm not the same guy that made this mistake

45:40

all those years ago. I'm taking an extended vacation

45:42

with my family as mentioned on stream and I'm

45:44

coming back with a heavy weight off my shoulders.

45:46

They want me to disappear. Yeah, fucking right. I mean,

45:51

wherever he

45:53

wants, doesn't he make more money than like almost

45:55

everybody on streaming? Yeah. Yeah.

45:57

He's he's tens of millionaires. Yeah,

46:00

but but I wanted you to be like Disneyland

46:02

for sure. Lego

46:06

World. Yeah, we're going to the

46:08

Oshkosh, Bigosh Museum. I'm

46:11

going to build a bear and see what's happening in

46:13

there for a little while. You'll be here. I'm going

46:15

to build a bear corporate. Hey, ladies.

46:20

Oh, yeah, definitely inappropriate. It sounds like again,

46:22

I would want to know when you

46:24

knew that you were talking with a 17 year old. I

46:27

think that matters tremendously. And like

46:29

you said, he's not defending it. I

46:31

want to give him the benefit of the doubt about

46:33

why he's not just saying, she told me she was

46:35

she was 18 because that because

46:37

that would make a big difference to me. He

46:40

would have said that about this court. Maybe

46:42

there's an NDA that prevents him from saying anything

46:44

about why they're calling her a liar. Let's

46:47

talk. Why did Discord get rid of him also? Was

46:50

it preventively because of the Twitch messages or

46:52

did he say shit on Discord as well?

46:55

Well, I would have I I

46:58

don't know. Are they owned by like

47:00

sister companies or something like would Twitch

47:03

have is this is the left hand Twitch

47:05

in the right hand Discord? And they're just,

47:07

you know, washing themselves. Because

47:10

sometimes people get banned on like, no, it's

47:12

Twitter and Instagram all at once, stuff like

47:14

that. Yeah, I don't know. It's

47:17

interesting that they happen simultaneously, though, you know,

47:19

because like what they knew. Well,

47:22

what did they know? Like they're not monitoring his

47:24

chats to make sure he's not talking to anybody.

47:26

It's like how I'm very good at the same

47:28

time, Twitch did. So they knew something. I mean,

47:31

they did. Yeah. And

47:33

I wonder if YouTube is going to let

47:35

him back. Like if you're YouTube and there's

47:37

a known pedophile or aspiring pedophile on your

47:39

platform streaming while. Yeah,

47:42

if you're YouTube and there's an aspiring pedophile

47:44

who's very popular on your like, do you

47:46

not say we're done with this? No,

47:49

Twitch paid him like Twitch paid

47:51

him his money. Everybody paid him his money. I

47:54

don't think he was a YouTube streamer because he

47:56

and Dan from Twitch, right? Getting paid his money.

47:58

He's got four and a half. didn't

48:00

have a morality clause. It doesn't mean he's

48:02

innocent. He had a

48:04

contract to stream with Twitch. Twitch is like,

48:06

you know what? Take your money and leave.

48:08

I don't want you anymore. They

48:11

had to pay him or they wouldn't have. Yeah,

48:14

but that doesn't mean that he, that has nothing

48:16

to do with innocence. Well, I

48:18

don't think he's an aspiring that a

48:20

file. Well, he tried to meet up

48:23

with the minor Twitch con after inappropriate

48:25

conversations. That's exactly what he

48:27

did. But that's not an aspiring

48:29

pedophile. That's what they do. This

48:32

is like to catch a predator. That's like, you

48:34

know, like, you know, Chris Hanson

48:37

steps in and the person he's talking to

48:39

was really overweight. A video LA detective. Hold

48:41

on. The person he's talking to was really

48:43

an overweight LA detective this whole time. And

48:46

you're like, he's not an aspiring pedophile. You

48:48

never got that far. I

48:52

sent Woody a video the other day of an

48:54

actual pedophile who'd gone to the dressing rooms to

48:56

meet with a 13 or

48:58

14 year old boy. And, uh, and he's getting

49:00

slapped around by the predator catchers. And what he's

49:02

like, don't let's not

49:05

be too quick to judge. You never know what these

49:07

videos running

49:09

from target from the pedophile catchers as

49:11

they smack him around. Here's where that

49:13

video starts. Wait, I need to say,

49:15

I need the floor for a second.

49:17

The video started as maybe, maybe it's

49:19

not good enough. They cut

49:21

out the question. They cut out the, you

49:24

was, you infer that the question is, are you here

49:26

to meet a minor? But they

49:28

cut that out. All he said

49:30

was maybe. And then he started beating him because

49:32

his answer was made. Create a scenario in your

49:34

head where he's not a pedophile and explain it

49:36

to me. If he said maybe to, are you

49:39

here to meet a minor, sir? Are you here

49:41

to meet, uh, little Stevie,

49:43

uh, six four, six four that

49:45

you met on discord and he's like, maybe

49:47

it's like, now this guy's here for that. He

49:50

was trying to, maybe he said, are you

49:52

size 34? And the guy's like,

49:54

maybe. And he's like, maybe, and starts beating

49:56

the hell out of him. And then he

49:58

uploaded the scenario. why they'd cut

50:00

off the question at the start of the video.

50:02

Here's a little role. The person who posted the

50:05

Reddit cut off the question, the person who does

50:07

the predator catching uploads a whole stream. No,

50:11

I couldn't find it, but that's what they do. I

50:13

did this deep dive on, on Facebook. There

50:16

are so many fake Chris Hansen's now. Like

50:18

it's like a whole branch of YouTube genre.

50:20

It's like a cod gamer now. Oh, and

50:22

I wanted to add shifting gears

50:24

a little bit from pedophilia and hope, hope

50:26

docs doing okay today. I know our

50:29

prayers here are all with doc and

50:31

doc family, you know, um, yeah. What

50:34

he was making jokes like doc was the

50:36

doctor of pediatric medicine. And I was like,

50:38

that is just low. You

50:41

know, they'll say that doctor,

50:43

doctor disregard consent. Well,

50:46

I see you filled out your age here, but a

50:49

little hard to make out. Let's just disregard that entirely.

50:52

Um, but I saw, you

50:55

know, I'm really into my try on girls

50:57

on YouTube. Um, that, that

50:59

where they're, you know, for

51:01

it's, you know, search like 4k transparent

51:04

lingerie try on, and you got a lot of

51:06

bad bitches just getting completely naked on YouTube and

51:08

I find that really hot, but then you start

51:10

getting related videos and you go down this rabbit

51:12

hole of the way whores have gotten on YouTube

51:14

to show nudity. And I found a girl who

51:17

was showing breastfeeding techniques and I was like, Oh

51:19

no, you can't have a kid on here, but

51:21

she does it. She doesn't have a

51:23

kid. She's got a doll, but she's

51:25

got her and she's not lactating either. She's

51:29

just this gorgeous 19 year old. Like

51:33

cannon titties that are like looking right at

51:35

you. And she's like, first you want

51:37

to get the baby to latch and she takes

51:39

this fake doll and she's like, well,

51:41

baby latch here. I like

51:44

to get up my other titty and massage it.

51:46

And I'm like, other titty out massage it. And

51:48

she's like, then she just puts the doll

51:51

down entirely. And it's just like,

51:53

you gotta work the milk down

51:55

and don't, don't, it shouldn't be

51:57

uncomfortable. It should feel good. And

51:59

I'm like, Oh, it does. What's

52:02

the name of this video? Well, what? Dude,

52:04

I have no idea. I didn't say my

52:07

favorite. Why are you sending me videos of

52:09

people being killed by drones? And you don't

52:11

finish it like this. You

52:13

know, it's like you don't even know me, man. I

52:19

was like, this is the best thing ever. There's

52:22

there's lots of these girls and a lot of

52:24

them are like middle age, too, which I don't

52:26

like hate. But because because

52:28

someone that one girl, it was like, whoa, what

52:31

is this? This is like jail bait shit. The

52:33

one girl was like clearly underage, but she

52:36

wasn't showing any nudity. She was wearing like

52:38

a swimsuit, but her video had

52:40

like 18 million views. It was

52:42

like by far the most popular

52:45

like underwear try on girl. She

52:47

was. But she looked under 18. She

52:49

looks so underage. It was not a good look. And

52:51

she's just wearing a bikini. But it was like, this

52:53

is not cool at all. But the

52:55

rest of those ladies, they'll be like 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, even. They'll

53:00

be they'll be like a 60 year old guy

53:02

with a trip with like a completely transparent nightgown.

53:04

And they just like shifting left to right. So

53:06

you can see who. It's good

53:08

stuff. I'm a big fan. I

53:10

don't like the ones who are who are also only

53:13

fans, girls. I'm looking for the

53:15

ones who really need some attention, who really

53:17

would. You know, they're reading those comments and

53:19

appreciating them all. I need to take

53:21

notice of me when I write comments to the

53:23

Trion girls on YouTube. Taylor, you

53:26

ever give her? No, no,

53:28

no, I do not. Now I

53:30

just leave comments as FPS Russia. If

53:33

only I knew the password. I have

53:35

no idea. Now, I always find

53:37

that shockingly pathetic. The people

53:39

who post comments on

53:42

Reddit porn that are like,

53:44

oh, you're so sexy. You looking for

53:46

a six foot tall gentleman in Milwaukee?

53:49

And they're like, oh, no, I'm not. I'm

53:51

running my porno business from Los Angeles. By

53:53

the way, I'm a dude. I manage eight

53:55

of these ladies. Why do you think I'm

53:58

reading your comment and take who are you?

54:00

you more on and it's not isolated. There's

54:02

dozens and dozens of these do a lot

54:04

of Indian guys. I would have I'm imagining.

54:06

I mean, some I'm sure, but so many

54:08

of them are just like clueless as to

54:10

what this is. No girl has ever read

54:13

a comment and be like, oh, that's the

54:15

sexiest simp ever. He really does like

54:17

my boobs and vagine. I'm going to

54:19

hit him up. Oh,

54:21

Victor, Victor, you're

54:24

so fucking cool, Victor. I read your

54:26

poorly written, broken message about

54:29

about my body. And now I bang

54:31

anyone who likes my aerial. Yeah, you

54:34

don't think women are wildly attracted to

54:36

guys who have a clear pornography addiction?

54:39

No, I don't think like, you

54:41

know, I've never seen a success

54:43

story of someone who's simped so

54:45

hard. They got the pussy. What

54:47

I have seen is like all

54:49

time L's taken by the simps.

54:51

I've seen those clips of like,

54:53

this is my my twitch. Poke

54:55

main had that twitch like one of her twitch

54:57

mods was also her editor. And he was taking

55:00

a really long time to get a projects back

55:02

to her. And you know, it's her sitting in

55:04

a gaming chair and like cheering while she plays

55:06

games and stuff. She's a cute girl. He

55:09

admitted to her that the videos were taking so long

55:11

because he was jerking off. He's

55:13

editing with one hand and hyper focusing on

55:15

her. Keep that to yourself. This

55:17

guy had probably given her tens and tens of

55:19

thousands of free labor over the years, and she's

55:21

just like, I saw right on

55:24

out. That said, yeah, one of

55:26

my one of my fans, a hater

55:28

got me this Tesla. Right. And

55:30

it's like, imagine buying some chicken Tesla and

55:32

being referred to as one of the fans.

55:34

Yeah. OK. You don't even think about it.

55:36

Yeah, hopefully they learn. I hope he's hiding

55:38

in the trunk of that Tesla ready to

55:40

get his money's worth. You know how I

55:42

can tell that really not your disrespect thing

55:44

is huge news is because the word minor

55:46

in all caps is trending on Twitter. Mm

55:49

hmm. Hundred and fifty thousand. Lamar's helping with

55:51

that. Let's be honest. Like, like that's why.

55:53

Why is Kendrick Lamar involved? He's a rapper.

55:57

You don't know. This is hilarious. He had a big. Like

56:00

back and forth with Drake. It was like

56:03

the number one thing in entertainment. You heard

56:05

that song, right? I probably probably

56:09

trying to strike a chord and it's probably

56:11

a minor. Yeah. Yeah. Because

56:13

I know Drake's been criticized

56:15

for being a bit of a doctor himself.

56:19

He's been known to practice a little medicine here and there.

56:24

Yeah. So Kendrick

56:26

Lamar is none

56:28

too pleased with Dr. Disrespect. All

56:31

right. Oh, I hope Kendra. Dude, the word

56:33

minor is just going to be. I was

56:35

talking to Jackie about this. I've been in

56:37

the hot seat during my YouTube career and

56:39

it felt like this specifically. There

56:41

was a time I won this thing called King of the web. And

56:46

the prize is either 7000 or 7500. It

56:49

was something like that and I gave it all to charity. Well,

56:51

wings of redemption told holiday

56:54

doc that I

56:56

made more money on the video promoting it

56:58

than I made from the thing that from

57:00

the like winnings, which is wildly untrue. Like

57:02

I probably made $150 on a video or

57:04

something like that. And but

57:07

wings apparently told that to holiday doc.

57:09

So holiday doc made a video outing

57:12

me and it seemed like

57:14

the whole world was talking about me and

57:16

it was bullshit. It wasn't. I

57:18

swear it wasn't even remotely true. And

57:21

it was just it was just

57:23

like one of the many little things that wings.

57:25

I think he was behaving out of jealousy or

57:27

something and something

57:30

needed behind the scenes that he probably

57:32

would like all-time hater. Just yeah, all-time.

57:35

He guys were friends at the time. He

57:37

just makes up lies about people like out

57:40

of whole cloth. It's one of those things

57:42

where like you hear someone say a thing

57:44

and you're like, you don't just

57:46

make that stuff up. It's like, yes,

57:48

they do. They sit in their toxic

57:50

stew of a life and they go,

57:52

what if I said this that's sticking

57:54

is cross. I

57:56

talked to Holly doc and I were like

57:58

acquaintances like we play. together probably

58:01

300 games, you know, like

58:03

rounds of cod. So it wasn't, I

58:06

knew him. I liked him. He's really good at cod. So

58:08

it was fun to win all night when I was on

58:10

his team. Like this is our relationship. We're not besties,

58:12

but we knew each other. And then he

58:15

made this hate video and I was like,

58:17

where is this coming from? Like, why did

58:19

you do this? He's like, I got a

58:21

source and eventually told me wings was his

58:23

source. Anyway, it's on Reddit. It's all over

58:26

my comments. Like my little ecosystem was covered

58:28

with Woody hate and it hurt. I wasn't

58:30

very good at taking hate at the time. I'm

58:33

reading this Dr. Disrespect shit.

58:36

BBC is talking about it. Forbes

58:39

is talking about it. Bloomberg's talking

58:41

about it. There's worldwide report. It's

58:43

trending on Twitter. It's all, it's

58:46

the front page of Reddit, which is a, I don't

58:49

know if it's bigger than Twitter or not, but

58:51

they're both super big. Yeah. And, uh, I'm

58:54

like, shit, you know, Dr. Disrespect

58:56

can't walk outside his house without

58:58

somebody being like fucking kids lately.

59:01

Yeah. It's huge. I could

59:04

at least just stay out of the stuff

59:06

about me. You know, if I go to CNN,

59:08

no one was talking about me. Yeah.

59:10

Yeah. I don't, I

59:13

doubt I did anything. It sounds like you didn't do

59:15

anything illegal. Just did some, uh, immoral stuff. You shouldn't

59:17

be messaging 17 year olds. You wouldn't catch me messaging

59:19

a 17 year old. I always thought it was a

59:21

little like, you know, when you play

59:23

community games, especially with Twitch chat, um,

59:26

or with, I used to just give my steam out

59:28

and just add genuinely at hundreds of

59:30

people. I was ranking my steam account up so I

59:32

could have 200, 300

59:34

friends and you just displaying like

59:36

sea of thieves or, um, among

59:38

us, which I'd like to play today. If anybody's down

59:40

for among us, we're about to do our join our

59:42

patron. We're about to play with a $50 patrons, uh,

59:44

some kind of game. You want to try among us.

59:46

You can redownload it. You

59:49

can easily get, it's probably eight megabytes or some

59:51

shit. You could easily get mixed in with underaged

59:54

people, 16 and 17 year old dudes for the

59:56

most part who like you a lot. So

59:58

like conversation guys. really inappropriate and

1:00:00

he tried to meet up at twitchcon like it

1:00:03

went to another level. I'm sure I'm not defending

1:00:05

him. I'm just sort of talking about my own

1:00:07

piece of like enter even then when I

1:00:11

like at some point we'd kind

1:00:13

of realize this guy sounds a little young you'd be like hey

1:00:15

man how old are you and then like

1:00:17

the group straightens up a little bit like

1:00:19

we're still gonna be raucous and dirty we're

1:00:21

gonna we're not gonna stop saying fuck like

1:00:24

just because it's got 16 he's heard it before

1:00:26

if he's a fan of the show and he

1:00:28

had $50 to join or whatever but like we're

1:00:30

not gonna like say anything too inappropriate or rent

1:00:33

we're gonna keep in mind there's a 16 year

1:00:35

old here who can't even buy cigarettes so like

1:00:37

let's temper our conversation a little bit so back

1:00:39

when wings was like oh yeah

1:00:42

whenever you drive to my until the 16 year old

1:00:44

or whatever like drive slow to my house you're 18

1:00:46

when you get here or whatever it was like man

1:00:49

I you will catch me saying that like

1:00:51

you can't you're saying some dirty shit to

1:00:53

some of age ladies for sure yeah I

1:00:55

remember like like probably three years

1:00:57

ago or so like in the pka patreon

1:01:00

like there's a rule in there like you

1:01:02

have to be an adult like you can't

1:01:04

unless you're 18 years old and some like

1:01:06

16 year old guy

1:01:08

who liked the show paid for the

1:01:11

the patreon and he joined and

1:01:13

someone was like how how old are you and

1:01:15

he's like uh 16 and if i recall Kyle

1:01:18

was like no this is not

1:01:20

i don't hate you i don't dislike you nothing

1:01:22

wrong but you and we're gonna

1:01:24

refund you the 50 bucks on patreon but you

1:01:27

gotta go man like we don't we

1:01:29

don't you gotta be an adult to

1:01:31

me half these people are high right

1:01:33

now and i think i was even

1:01:35

like think very very hard about how

1:01:37

you answer this question how old

1:01:40

are you and he went 16 i'm

1:01:42

like you didn't think hard enough man

1:01:44

thought of stuff right

1:01:46

out of 50 bucks that's

1:01:48

how i know you're really 16 you were

1:01:51

supposed to say 22 and no one would

1:01:54

ever fuck with you again spongebob you probably

1:01:57

know you're gonna no one would have known

1:01:59

but Yeah, better to just keep these

1:02:01

things for adults anyway. Yeah, 99% of me is like

1:02:03

Dr. Disrespect

1:02:05

is pretty immoral. Tried to hook up

1:02:08

with the child. Knew it was a

1:02:10

kid. Wanted to whisper me dirty on

1:02:12

Twitch. Just the one not even kidding

1:02:14

me is like, I've been in the

1:02:16

barrel before. And I know it sucks.

1:02:19

We'll have to wait for more to come out.

1:02:21

That's why we stand with the doc. We've

1:02:26

all been there before, as Woody

1:02:28

said. As what do

1:02:31

you like?