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the differentiator for me is usually there's

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a vision element. Like, it's not

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even painfulized, but I look at words and I'm like,

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yeah, I just can't see them. It's

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like there's a prism in

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front of them or something, distorting it with

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colors. And like, so like the, like near

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your eyes hurts? It

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does. Or near my temples will hurt, but that

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can be a regular headache as well. But the

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ocular aspect of it, migraine. Do those

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happen later in life? Or do

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you always have? Not an age thing.

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Um, I got a good dice

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roll on that. Then I never, I never

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get headaches. Nope. Like if I get one

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randomly, like one, just never, never get, maybe,

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maybe you're immune. I'd

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love to remove that and I get and

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my back goes out like once every five years and

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I'm stuck on a couch for A couple days but

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in that eagerly awaiting my first back problem.

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I Think

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as long as you keep working out like like

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you'll avoid 90% of

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those a lot of back problems are from

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being out of shape and like Weak muscles

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that don't often do things suddenly have to

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do having to do a thing or

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Just like hard manual labor done incorrectly Like

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they say they say lift with your legs

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But sometimes you've got to keep that transmission

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from falling, you know You're bit your stoop

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your stooped over and sort of under

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something as well. You can't live with your legs and you just

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hurt yourself Real life

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things are not as easy to lift as the

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things made for lifting. I was yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, that's well phrased it Lift

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with your legs. It's a fish tank.

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I can't put my feet under it Like

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now, do you how do you carry that

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properly? It's like lifting a person Like

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like you can overhead press like 150

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pounds or whatever Then

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try to do that with 150 pounds like girl 135

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you'd be way harder If

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you do one plate on it, you find a 135 pound

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woman and it's like, ah, she's not well balanced She's

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got all these limbs and there's no center

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of gravity. Perfect. No where to grab She's

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screaming and struggling to get away from me here

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at Denny's. She says I believed you I believed

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you But

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the waiter didn't he gave me side eyes now

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everyone will believe Denny's

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in like 1 p.m. On a Tuesday.

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Oh, geez. No excuse 3

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a.m. Can get fucking rowdy Yeah,

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it's like it's only a little bit nicer than waffle house

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Waffle house Denny's I hop it's all the same

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food. Everybody that's in there peaceful

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like boomers and houses

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for people who are suck

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the waiter's dick at an IHOP late, late,

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late, late, um, late night, IHOP and Denny's

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and waffle houses, especially Friday. Were they amongst

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the tables or like, yeah, yeah. This is

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the patron sucked his dick. They're like, yeah,

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suck his dick. And they're like sucked his

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dick in the middle of the IHOP. So

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were there any girls involved in this? Was

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there? Yeah. There was a girl. So the

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girl was the customer. Yeah. Okay.

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That's sweet of her. You know, why don't you

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immediately assume gay sex? Cause

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they're sluttier. They

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are sluttier. They like, right. It checks

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out. Yeah. I've, I've

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seen some stills from pride parades or I'm like, this

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straight people wouldn't do that. I

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mean, they would like a fuck parade, which

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is what pride is. Like, like I've never

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understood what we're proud of. Like, what are

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we proud of? I'm not proud of all

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of the deadly sins. I'm only proud of

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things that I've accomplished. Taylor, you're

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probably the same. You're not proud

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of fucking men. I should have thrown

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a parade the first time I got laid. I

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never losing his virginity parade. You,

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I wouldn't go to a brown hair pride parade.

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And we're all like, one of my

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buddies has a Facebook group of Kyle's.

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It's like 875 Kyle's in

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there and they're all just doing Kyle's shit. And

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I'm like, you know, it's just a fucking name,

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right? They all come up with each other's dick.

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This is like monster energy. No,

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it's just human beings. I've never understood. Like,

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I don't like the things are called. It's not that I don't

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like pride parades or have anything against pride parades and what they

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do or whatever. I just wish they wouldn't call it that because

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it doesn't make any sense. The same way that like homophobia

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doesn't make any sense. I'm not afraid of gay people.

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Maybe there was a time when it made sense where

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there was like a big age, age scare and

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people thought that like every gay person had

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AIDS. They saw Philadelphia three times that weekend.

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They're just terrified. Like maybe then people were

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genuinely afraid that a gay man might come

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up and like spontaneously explode blood all over

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them. But no longer is that

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the case. Like nobody's afraid of gay people, just

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like nobody's afraid of, I don't

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know. If I try to make sense of pride,

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it's that they were shamed. for so long and

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they're trying to push back. Yeah,

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but the people accomplishment, it's that, you know,

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hey, I I can be OK with myself.

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So they should send the old gays out

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there for pride. These these young gays have

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had nothing but jubilation around them. Every for

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every cock they've saw. They're getting the key

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to the city for dancing naked in front

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of kids in Portland, where they got to sit on the

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fire hydrant. I mean, I've seen

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a couple. No, but I'm impressed. I've seen

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my God. Keep my eyes away from that.

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That's not for me. I've seen a

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lot of this. I've seen a lot of fisting's and if you

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had to. If you had to attend one. Yeah,

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here on parade for the seven deadly sins,

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we've already got pride. Which makes sense. Price,

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the one you start from pride is the

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I would choose. I would choose

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the sloth isn't going to have a prayer. Damn it.

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That's my point. I choose the cloth and I don't

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have to go at all. I

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probably do that. I'm told between lust

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and good. Good for you, man. Lust

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and gluttony are some of my favorite things. I want to

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go to that parade. They've already got the lust parade. That's

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yeah, I think the lust is just the pride parade. They

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almost two for that one. Well,

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the cops

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attended and they watched the parade. They they they

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were like the people. Come on. You know, the

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cops beat the fuck out of people at BLM

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parade. We didn't see any. I didn't really see

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that. I said, Oh my God, your news diet

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is so unbalanced. Well, you're watching

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three screens live because I wanted to see

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every moment for me. Yes, I watch more

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Fox. They stood back and what did they

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what did Trump like? Tell those people to

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like, like, stay back and stand by or

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something like that. That was pretty proud boys

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at the debate. They were just for the

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old pride. They were righteous. They were spectators

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for that for those BLM like town burnings

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envy greed, lust, gluttony,

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wrath, pride, sloth. And

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if he felt like they were sincere, they'd get

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solitary. If he felt like they wanted solitary, it

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didn't work. I

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mean, like if you told me

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I was going to a real deal prison for, say,

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60 days and they're like, do you want

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to be in solitary? Or do you want to,

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you know, be out in general with these, you

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know, these murderers and

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rapists and I'd take solitary. But

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now imagine like 10 years. You'd

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have, you couldn't choose solitary. You couldn't like

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you, you will lose your mind. You

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won't be even vaguely reminiscent of the person who went

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into that room 10 years from now,

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like you will, you'll be

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hearing things. You'll, you'll be in psychosis. Like

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you could talk to the guard. I've never experienced it. The

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little bit of solitary I have experience has been lovely,

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but it's all voluntary. It's

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like, like alone time

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is awesome when you're choosing to have

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it. When it's like, oh man, I'm

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going to have a night alone in my house. I'm

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going to play video games. I'm going to eat a

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pizza. I'm just going to chill. Imagine doing that, you

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know, 30 nights or days in a row. And now it's like,

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oh my God, I'm, I'm so fucking lonely. I need to, I

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need to talk to somebody. It's not alone time when you want

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to be around other people. Sad. I

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would not do well with that. You think you'd be okay for 10

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years. If the, if

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the guard or the book guy, um, would

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just give me three seconds of conversation a

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day, I think that'd be enough. Like if

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it were legitimate, like they had a robot

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sliding a tray in and you never even

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saw another human being. You never even saw

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another human form or heard another human voice.

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That would drive you in absolutely insane. I

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just feel like if the book guy came by and was shaking,

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Larry, you got, you got that hunger

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games. Yeah. Here you go, Kyle. Like that'd be

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enough. That'd be enough human contact every day. I'd

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be waiting on that. I'd be thinking about it.

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I mean, it's not, but it would like friendly

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black guy in your fantasy. Hey

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Kyle, I snuck in the hunger games for you.

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Exactly what it is. That's exactly what you like it. Have

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you been to prison? The odds of it being a

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white guy or like nil, I guess I'm already a

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white. guy. You're telling me two of us here, two

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shooting stars. No, no, it'll

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be a black guy. Well,

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I, I don't know. You'd

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get to the point where you were looking so forward

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to those four seconds of socializing a day. I'd be

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thinking about what I would say. I, my four seconds

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would be his best four seconds every day.

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You'd stutter like once and it would ruin

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your next six months. I'd

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be writing jokes for that guy. Hey, you're the Lord

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of the ring. Oh, and you're just sitting, you know,

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rocking back and forth and you're, you're self-embarrassed. You catch

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him in a bad mood. And if you had TV,

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you're ruined. If you take another

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step, I see those European prisons and

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where they, where they have televisions and

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like playstations and shit. Come on,

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throw me in there. That's too

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much. I mean, this is, we've talked about

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this before that one dude in Norway, or

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I think it's Norway actually who shot like

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60 people in 20,

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yeah. Like, like a fucking

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loon. And you see his

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cell and it's like, it's,

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it's nicer than any college dorm in the

25:03

country of America, in this country. Like it's,

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it's so nice. He's got multiple consoles. They

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update his consoles. He's got a nice little

25:10

private seated area. He could just play

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Skyrim all day. Yeah. Like I

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can't defend that guy, but I do think we

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should do a little more like, I

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don't know, human improvement before we put them

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back on the streets. Yeah.

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But we don't, you know, it's private

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prisons. It's like, I don't know how

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much oversight the government

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has on what happens in prisons.

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I don't know. And like recidivism rate, like

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is so high. A lot of it is

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just like a revolving door where it's like,

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all right, don't you, don't you fucking assault

25:43

someone again? And he's like, fingers crossed. And

25:45

it goes out there, assault someone back in prison for

25:48

another five years. And then he does

25:50

it again. So some people

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just, you, it doesn't seem like you can

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rehabilitate them. It's like much of a danger.

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It's like, if we tried, our rates would

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go up. little bit. They

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couldn't. Yeah, right. I bet there are some real

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I mean, I took my drug program in jail. They've

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got that, you know, you get days off, I think

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for taking that. It was it

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was like McGruff the crime dog shit, dude.

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It was so silly. Yeah,

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yeah, I did. Because he as we read

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through the book, he told us when to

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circle the answers. All

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right, this part right here, that'll

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be an answer circle that it's like, we

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went through and like made ourselves an answer

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key, like the first week of that, went

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to that class was so fucking absurd. Everybody in

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there was a drug dealer but me. You were

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the only one. Yeah, because you

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you're in federal prison for drugs. It's

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why you take the drug class. There's

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not a lot of users in there.

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It's mostly it's mostly felonious

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drug dealers, people

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selling an ounce of cocaine at a

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time and people that were street dealers

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as their full time profession and shit.

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What were the like, what were the

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kinds of questions? Was it literal dare

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stuff like when I was on the

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risk of cocaine? No, no,

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no, it'd be like, it would, it

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would pose this sort of hypothetical like

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when I it would read when I

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was on the street, I excused my

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criminal behavior by saying if I didn't

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do it, someone else would agree or

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disagree. And I'm like, man, I

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wasn't on the street. That's

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what I agree the street in the streets when

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I was in the streets. I wasn't in the

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streets. You this is this is the pamphlet that

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you should give to one of those kids from

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the wire who's been like running fucking crack up

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and down the street his whole little life. I've

27:37

still got that booklet in there somewhere. It's good stuff. Yeah,

27:39

it's good. Yeah, it's not sure if that's bad

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teaching to help them know what the answers are

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like like take away the drug thing, make it

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your driver's test. If I'm teaching driver's ed and

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I'm like, you know what, this

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school bus thing is going to be on there.

27:52

You guys look at that. It's five points. That's

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probably a test question five points for passing a

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school bus. It might be that I don't know. Is

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that bad teaching or is that a

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point that really drills home, even though it helps them on

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the test? No, I think you're

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right. Like I think for something like a driver's test

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where you're not really, you're not

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trying to set a barrier of qualification,

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like a doctor or attorney. You're trying to

28:15

make sure everyone understands the basics for safety.

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It's like you don't want to

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fool that guy and be like, oh,

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actually you can follow two feet behind and it's

28:24

not considered tailgating. I totally tricked him. It's supposed

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to be 10 feet. It's like, no, you don't

28:28

want to do that. Like you want to drill

28:30

in their head safety. Whereas if it was like,

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all right, time for the

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orthopedic surgeon exam. Oops, I

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dropped the answer key, everyone, and I'm leaving

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the disaster. You can't have that because you're

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kind of surgeon. Would you want to be

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Taylor? Ooh, some

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someone who helped knees

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or like mobility, like

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someone who fucked up like an

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orthopedic sports. Yeah, or someone who

28:55

had like a lot of years

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knees. Fixing Yarmir's knees or

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even someone who's like, no, I had a

29:02

different name. Yogmir is that a mirror? No,

29:04

it's Yarmir. Yogmer. You mixed them both up.

29:07

So someone like pretty good, like if

29:09

Woody who lives the most active life

29:11

imaginable hurt his leg and had to

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live like six months without it. And then I

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was a surgeon and I could be like, I

29:18

could like bring all the all the happiness back

29:20

into this guy's life. Just bring fixes me. And

29:22

now he's like, that would be a satisfying one.

29:24

I'm with you on that. I wonder if there's a

29:26

way to be an orthopedic surgeon, like you described and

29:29

avoid old people. Yeah, I want to

29:31

be an orthopedic surgeon, but only for cool

29:33

people. I think you have a hottys. Maybe

29:37

there's like a sport medicine qualifier. Maybe you

29:39

could take some prerequisites or something like you

29:42

could be in it because that's

29:44

what I would want. I wouldn't want to work on

29:46

the old people because, A, it's sad, B, it's yucky.

29:49

And and I don't know, I think you

29:51

fail a lot as an orthopedic surgeon for

29:53

old people. No, I no matter

29:55

what I do to this hip, man, it's ma'am.

29:57

It's the surrounding tissues that are. Yeah. I can't.

30:00

to build you a new body from scratch. It's basically

30:02

rubber bands in there, man. But if

30:04

you're fixing some quarterback's knee, imagine being the guy

30:06

who gave somebody an effective Tommy John surgery and

30:08

he goes and win the series and you're like,

30:11

first of all, let's go on every pamphlet I own. And

30:15

second of all, I guess my boy, let's fucking go.

30:17

Look at that. Like you'd be pumped. I

30:19

think people are kind of attracted to the idea of

30:21

improving lives. It's one of the, one of the things

30:23

I didn't say it, but I was thinking of is

30:25

delivering babies because a lot of times

30:27

when you're working in medicine, you're working with people

30:30

on their worst day and not

30:32

the delivery babies, like really great time for these

30:34

women, but it's not their worst day.

30:36

It ends with their best with a big win.

30:38

You know, this is a happy day for them.

30:41

On the other hand, even if I do

30:43

remove that freaking blood clot from your lung,

30:46

it's not like, man, today worked out great.

30:49

No, it's still a bad

30:51

day. Yeah. It's like, Oh, well,

30:53

but I'm still going to die. Oh yes. Yes.

30:56

And soon, sir. But we just call you another

30:58

two months of intense pain. Look how cool this looks. I got

31:00

it out in one piece. I got a little upset now. I

31:04

could do that great as a surgeon because I get those

31:07

big pieces of crap out in one piece. I'm

31:09

pulling blood clots out. Oh, yeah. Not

31:11

only, not only is plastic

31:14

attractive Woody, like I'm thinking of Nip Talk that

31:17

show and like I'm

31:19

using that as what it's like to be

31:21

a plastic surgeon in my mind. So that

31:23

is the best plastic surgeon because all he

31:26

did was like fuck beautiful women and put

31:28

cool titties in like and make

31:30

faces better and stuff. I

31:32

didn't watch Nip Talk, but we

31:35

did really good. Is it? It's

31:38

it's one of those FX shows from

31:40

the early 2000s that's trying to push

31:42

the cable boundaries. And so it's filthy.

31:44

There's tons of sex. There's tons of

31:46

gore and it's two plastic surgeons. One

31:49

of them is like, has his hands

31:51

been blessed by God basically like he

31:53

can do he is the

31:55

best surgeon. Just nobody knows it because

31:57

they're so underground. He's

32:00

in and there and the other one is like

32:03

playboy big dick wanting

32:05

to fuck ladies, but still quite talented and they

32:07

have a partnership together in Miami, which is like

32:09

the second rate place for plastic surgeons. You want

32:11

to be in LA if you're big league. So

32:14

they're, they're running this thing in Miami and

32:17

they get mixed up with a cartel member.

32:20

They give him a new face. He like forces them

32:22

to alter his appearance and then

32:24

the ball gets rolling and suddenly there's

32:26

like serial killers like why didn't you

32:28

fucking make me Asian? It's

32:33

it's fucked dude. There's a lot of like

32:35

really rough

32:38

stuff that goes on being mutilated.

32:40

The only, the nice thing is they

32:43

can absolutely mutilate a main character and

32:45

then Johnny Jesus hands can come in

32:47

and like work his magic and fix

32:49

those burns. I'm watching the good doctor.

32:52

The medical part of it is so inaccurate

32:55

that even someone who doesn't know

32:57

anything about medicine catches it. They

32:59

are constantly like nicking an artery

33:01

and causing people to crash. Gosh, darn

33:04

like 80% of the time this

33:06

happens. Also

33:08

like the doctors don't seem to have

33:10

any specialties. There's one guy who's a

33:12

plastic surgeon, but you'll routinely catch him

33:14

like pulling out gallbladders or performing nerve

33:17

surgery or cardiac surgery. What do

33:19

you need before? They

33:21

do a college cry. Right. They

33:24

get this guy. He's a neurosurgeon. He's

33:26

delivered babies and shit. I'm like,

33:29

yes, the fuck. You

33:31

want a specialist if he's going on your brain. I

33:33

wanted to add one more thing. The other the great thing about Nip Talk,

33:36

every episode at least they

33:38

do one facial like

33:40

surgery and it looks real. They

33:43

and they like hit the music

33:45

and like the three hit the two of

33:47

them and their cool assistant go to work

33:49

and there's like poppy music

33:52

playing while they just give somebody a

33:54

new face or new tits or whatever.

33:56

And I kind of want to rewatch it now.

33:59

It's good. fucking show highly recommend it. It

34:01

and the all

34:03

that early FX stuff all early FX stuff.

34:05

But what's the show with chiklis? Oh,

34:09

the shield, the shield never seen

34:11

a second of it. But I know Michael chiklis

34:13

is in it for man, you should watch the

34:15

first season or two of the shield. It's

34:18

it's real good to I started with

34:20

Michael chiklis being like the toughest guy

34:22

in Baltimore, wherever it happened. LA LA

34:25

Okay, yeah, this, this short fat

34:27

guy who probably can't climb a

34:29

ladder without help is suddenly the

34:31

most badass person in the city.

34:33

It's not always physicality, though. I

34:35

mean, it's more intimidation. And I

34:38

always thought you could appreciate him because hit the

34:40

whole reason he becomes a dirty cop is because

34:42

he has an autistic child, and he's trying to

34:44

pay for that very expensive specialists

34:46

and stuff. And so he becomes dirty. And

34:48

then they have a Sanyam Bhutani became a

34:50

male prostitute, but I and

34:54

but then like, then he has a second autistic

34:56

child. Like they're like, we think that Amy's also

34:58

autistic. He's like, I'm gonna have to sell so

35:00

much more drugs now. So many Mexicans

35:03

to support this. It is. Whenever

35:07

Joe Pesci is the toughest guy around. And

35:09

you have to start making

35:11

all these excuses like you don't understand

35:13

he goes from zero to 100 on

35:16

the aggression meter faster than fucking

35:19

give me random strong man, you're the

35:21

mountain does. You're alone on this island,

35:23

Woody. It's it there is

35:25

he's not tough. He's not tough. He's

35:27

scary in the same way that like,

35:30

if there was a feral raccoon in

35:32

my house right now, I can defeat

35:34

that in. Like no matter how

35:36

that conflict goes, I'm going to win because it's

35:39

a raccoon and it's gonna at the end of

35:41

it, it'll be dead if we're both going full

35:43

force. But if it sneaks up and bites me

35:45

when I'm sleeping, because I don't realize it's there.

35:48

Like I have a huge problem on my hands now I have

35:50

to hit a rabies shot. It's the

35:53

situation isn't I don't know

35:55

what hypothetical you imagine, but it isn't that you

35:57

know, Joe Pesci and you're scared of him. Like

35:59

you bump it him. but work every day and

36:01

you're scared of him. That's not it. Joe Pesci,

36:03

the guy he stabbed in the face, they just

36:05

met. That's the whole problem. The

36:08

problem is meeting him and underestimating him, and

36:10

then he's not going to push you and

36:12

do that get in your face thing. He

36:14

might kneecap you, or he might just have

36:16

two bigger goons take you into a warehouse

36:19

and put your head in a vice. He's

36:21

scary because he's a sadistic monster, because he's

36:23

so vile, because he wants to, he's killed

36:25

people before, and he will again. He's tortured

36:27

before. I appreciate that, but you know who

36:29

else was ready to get violent? A guy

36:31

who just had been fucking fed up and

36:33

was going to throw down. Kyle

36:36

Rittenhouse. Bagel Boss. Bagel

36:38

Boss, the guy that we had on our show,

36:40

who really was upset. He couldn't get any luck

36:42

on Tinder. Someone disrespected him at the Bagel store.

36:46

That guy was furious. He went from zero

36:48

to 100. Everybody laughed at

36:50

him. That's what would really happen to Zero to

36:52

60. If you would have

36:54

stabbed those patrons in the Bagel shop with

36:57

a pan. Before he yelled. Before

36:59

he yelled, if he'd gutted two men, if he'd like to yell

37:01

first. He

37:03

yelled everywhere. Is there a little girl in here? You hear

37:06

a little girl? There's a big man in the floor. But

37:09

that, yeah, if he would have stabbed those,

37:12

was it women behind him that were bullying him? I don't

37:14

remember the Bagel Boss story on it. There were a couple

37:16

grown men there. Okay, if he would have popped those grown

37:19

men with a Bic in the side of the neck, like

37:22

that meme, like a Bic pen, like a

37:24

Pesci did. Remember what he did do

37:26

that we did think was funny? He was on that date with the

37:28

lady, and then he just left

37:30

her in that parking lot and drove away.

37:33

Like, see you later, honey. He

37:35

like does a lap, fakes a pickup, and then leaves

37:38

again. That was funny. I mean, that

37:40

was funny. And I thought

37:43

he died, but he's not dead. I

37:45

think the death was just

37:47

classic fake news misinformation from the internet.

37:49

Zach says he is dead. That

37:52

can't be true. I thought he was

37:54

in, I thought he was in like a

37:56

coma, like a movie style, beep, beep,

37:58

coma type thing from a. was

44:00

bullshit. I have no concept of what it cost,

44:02

so it couldn't have been that much, but

44:06

it was like a guided tour or something.

44:08

There's a leader in the front keeping you

44:10

slow the whole time. And you're

44:13

like putting around on this snowmobile that

44:15

clearly is a machine that'll do- You

44:17

wanna fly. It'll do cool shit, but

44:19

you're going walking speed. There

44:22

was one moment of fun, the whole snowmobiling

44:24

thing, and that's when we went up a

44:26

steep hill and then down it. And at

44:28

the top, I stayed. I let

44:30

everybody get so fucking far ahead that I

44:33

could gun it down this hill and ride

44:35

it out. You

44:38

did not miss anything. That was- Really? ...

44:40

horseshits. Yes, that was so stupid. That

44:43

was like a trip that was made

44:45

for general audiences. So the

44:47

thing never got above 10 miles an hour or something.

44:50

I mean, being on a snowmobile was

44:52

interesting, but that died

44:54

out after about five minutes. I don't wanna

44:56

go slowly on a snowmobile. I

44:59

wanna whip it around. It'd be like going slow on

45:01

a jet ski. That defeats the whole purpose. You're supposed

45:03

to be being carefree, enjoying nature, having fun. It was

45:05

just like one of those horse, and it was nighttime

45:07

too, so we didn't see shit. Oh,

45:10

that sucks. Yeah, you had to- Why?

45:14

Did they have pictures on the website or? I'm

45:17

a go with the flow kind of guy. Somebody says

45:19

snowmobiles, and I get in the car. You know what

45:21

I mean? Did Harley pay for it all? I

45:25

paid for it. Oh, okay. You

45:27

said you had no idea what it costs. I thought

45:30

maybe you didn't. No, I'm just irresponsible. No,

45:34

I'm just saying I don't remember, so it couldn't have

45:36

been a great sum of money. Yeah,

45:39

probably a couple hundred bucks or something. But

45:42

no, that was silly. That was

45:44

not fun. But no, if everybody's

45:47

getting in the car to go somewhere, I just get in. I didn't wanna

45:49

go skiing. I got in the car and went. Like,

45:51

we're going, I'll go. I thought

45:53

you didn't end up skiing. I skied

45:55

for a little while until it got very painful. Yeah,

45:58

I think you gave it a try, but

46:00

it just lasted. couple hours. It really hurt.

46:02

And also, you know, I don't know how

46:04

to ski. So I'm up in the, I'm

46:07

in the section where everybody's learning, learning

46:09

and people are falling everywhere. They

46:12

had some sort of like, like

46:14

a moving walkway type thing

46:16

to get you back up to the top of the

46:18

hill, right? To the conveyor belt is what I mean

46:20

to say. Like at the airport, if I remember correctly,

46:23

it's been a long time now. Yeah.

46:25

They only have those on like the super not

46:27

steep beginner ones where like it'll either be a

46:29

conveyor belt or they'll have like a rope that

46:31

you hold and it pulls you back to the

46:33

top. Now that I process it, I can see

46:36

why it wore out his ankle so quickly though.

46:38

Like imagine skiing down the hill and

46:40

your technique is bad. So you're working harder

46:42

than an experienced guy already. And

46:44

then he has to ski back up the hill.

46:47

Like good luck with that. If

46:49

you would have had one good guy there who

46:51

was teaching you actual good tips, not that

46:54

it's complicated, just being like, Hey, your, your

46:56

ankles are pointing in right there. That's going

46:58

to cause a lot of pain later. So

47:00

I am anatomically incorrect for these ski boots.

47:02

That's the problem. When they, when it was

47:04

buckled onto my feet, there was immediate pain

47:07

in my ankle. It's like that's pushing on

47:09

bone. Yeah. It's like my ankle

47:11

bone is sticking out, you know, on the

47:13

inside where your ankle bones sticks. Your boots

47:15

are too small. This isn't a skiing problem.

47:17

I suspect there's a world with enough like

47:19

time, money and motivation that you could enjoy

47:21

skiing. I would just snowboard because then I

47:24

can just wear some timberlands. That seems like

47:26

the way. Like

47:28

if I, if I told you I was going

47:30

outside to like that, I told you I stopped

47:32

chopping trees because it was just too exhausting.

47:34

I was hurting myself and you're like, why? And I'm like,

47:36

well, I just, I'm throwing the rocks at it all day. And

47:39

I just, I can't like my

47:41

shoulders thrown out my core, every, my hands are

47:44

bloody. And you're like, you don't, you're supposed to

47:46

rock set it champ. And I'm like, at this

47:48

point, who's to say? Like,

47:51

you know, you just got bad boots. And if

47:53

you got good boots, you'd be out there and

47:56

you'd be like, Oh, I get why people do

47:58

this now because it's not excruciating. I

48:00

don't have like missing skin patches on my

48:02

ankle. I do think that sports where you

48:04

fall down a lot are a little tougher

48:07

to learn at almost 40 than 12. Indeed.

48:11

That is fair. Yeah. I also

48:13

don't have any interest. You

48:16

don't like going fast? Yeah,

48:19

but like you get a first

48:21

year to go fast. Look at all the things he

48:23

has to bring to bear. He has to go find

48:25

a mountain to climb. Okay, then he's

48:27

got to like get skis on and these poles

48:29

and it better be snowy that day. No, no,

48:31

no, that's not the right kind of snow. You

48:34

idiot. Oh, good. We'll wait. And

48:37

then gravity will let him go fast for a little

48:40

while if he's very skilled in

48:42

practice or getting

48:44

a car and just like go,

48:46

you know, like I'd rather get in a car. I'd

48:48

rather do what he's doing. I'd rather what he dangled

48:50

me beneath him. This is great. You

48:56

never get the first day of my. I

49:02

mean, how could you not like I enjoy it?

49:04

It would be fun to fly around. Yeah, I

49:07

always hand them. I'm

49:09

sorry. They're all about the passengers fun. That's how

49:12

I was trained to do this, right? They can

49:14

be very dull beginner flights. They can be acrobatic

49:16

flights. We're all getting upside down. Whatever

49:19

the passenger needs from it is what I

49:21

get. Imagine what he takes me up and

49:23

start slowly cutting the road. Or

49:27

he just like you'd be like, oh, we're coming

49:29

in on a tough landing. Oh, no, like faking

49:32

that you're going to crash. No,

49:37

that would be shitty. I would cut the rope

49:39

mid flight. I don't know. He told me we're

49:41

only 60 feet up and it's water. You should

49:43

be fine. I just

49:45

see it so much like, you know, you

49:47

stand at the edge of the pool. Someone like pushes you

49:50

but saves you. That's a

49:52

harmless kind of fun joke. If

49:54

we're at three thousand five hundred feet and I

49:56

pretend to cut your life support system. It

52:00

was just very painful. The best part is I went

52:02

and bought all this expensive ski gear. I've

52:06

still got those socks, though. I mean, they're warm. You

52:09

bought skis? He didn't buy this. I

52:12

bought the outfit. He's

52:14

from Georgia. So he didn't

52:16

have like Vermont level coats,

52:18

socks, pants, jacket, coats

52:20

and jacket. Yeah, I bought the outfit. So

52:23

like every layer. Did you buy it at the slope? No,

52:26

I went to like a

52:28

mountaineering supply place like REI

52:30

somewhere else. So I've

52:32

been to REI before. They helped me with my

52:34

climbing rig when we did a helicopter thing one

52:37

time, because, you know, I had no concept. I

52:39

explained to him what I was going to do. I

52:42

was like, I'm going to be dangled underneath the helicopter.

52:44

And so I need you to tie the knots here.

52:46

I mean, like, like, but give

52:48

me the harness that fits me that I can't

52:50

get spilled out of, give me the rope that I

52:52

can trust with my life and tie it to this.

52:55

And they did all that for me and they dangled

52:57

me. They had an apparatus where they could like

53:00

have me dangling in midair. If you were upside down

53:02

with the harness, stay on fine. I

53:06

probably could have wiggled out on purpose, you

53:08

know, if I'd started like doing the worm.

53:11

But I feel like if I just bit my

53:13

knees and sort of, you

53:15

know, spread my thighs and like made myself big in

53:17

the harness, try to be like OJ putting on that

53:19

glove, then I don't

53:21

think I could have been spilled out because I turned

53:24

up. I turned. Yeah, I turned upside

53:26

down. Yeah, I think I turned upside down in

53:28

the video. I should

53:31

have turned upside down with the gun and shot

53:33

something. Would have been tight. My flying

53:35

stuff you can't get out. It's it's like a

53:37

backpack that also straps around your legs and the

53:39

straps that go over your shoulders connect to your

53:41

chest and they can't go. Why you're in there?

53:43

There's no there's no falling out. And that's what

53:46

my tandem gear is like, too. But

53:48

I have other stuff like I did some roofing. So

53:50

I bought like a roofing harness that goes around my

53:52

legs. Like what happens if I'm upside

53:54

down? I just slip right out of this baby or at

53:56

least wiggle out of it. Not

53:59

every harness I have. Upside down proof. I

54:01

feel like that on some of the the rides

54:03

at Six Flags Like it wasn't

54:06

until I went back as an adult and like

54:08

I got in that I realized like

54:10

I could get out of this I

54:12

just happened that just happened day Which

54:14

one did the kid the

54:16

kid is dangling so it's one of the rides that

54:19

pulls you straight up There's like a ring of seats

54:21

on a on a central pole Those are the dumbest

54:23

rides hard disagree acrophobia at Six

54:25

Flags over Georgia go do it by the

54:27

scariest ride by far for me Anyway, my

54:29

heart just falls out of my chest every

54:31

time. It's so many G forces but

54:34

today I saw a Kid

54:36

falls out of his harness and he's hanging on by just

54:38

his hands and so they have

54:41

two mechanisms to lower the the ring

54:43

down fast as fuck like the ride

54:45

goes or So

54:47

slow and so they're bringing

54:49

him down so slow while he's hanging on.

54:52

I was I don't think he was he okay I

54:55

didn't the video ends before he gets to the ground It's

54:58

a terrible video there's a car and they're like

55:00

I got the gist They

55:03

still have this ride, but you've seen the ones

55:05

where They spin you really

55:07

quick and then the floor drops and I kind

55:09

of suction to the walls cool Well, it was

55:11

that except it went up in the air and

55:13

like kind of tilted, right? So you don't just

55:15

stay on the floor But it tilts you up

55:17

to like 100 150 feet

55:19

up in the air kind of cool and it's an

55:22

open roof The only thing keeping you in

55:24

there is good judgment, right? If you wanted

55:26

to climb up the wall and fly out

55:28

of this ride you could mm-hmm Somebody did

55:30

I'm like you can't have a ride where

55:33

you're counting on everyone to have good judgment

55:35

and did he die? Yes, I

55:38

bet it's unsurprising those those are just

55:40

the worst rides like just do a regular roller

55:42

coaster I think those are the

55:44

best rides and activities. Okay, I

55:46

like when Like

55:49

with the ziplining thing they gave us some

55:51

little brief This is how everything works

55:53

and everything and then we went and did it and there

55:55

were times when we were doing it where if We did

55:57

it wrong. We'd have been grievously injured or killed You

56:00

know, like you could have chosen at any time done clip or,

56:03

or to clip poorly or to stick your hands in

56:05

that, in the end of that wheel, like I did.

56:08

Oh, did you hurt your hand? I didn't hurt

56:10

it, but I could have like, you were just. That

56:13

reaction time away from getting really

56:15

hurt. I stuck it in

56:17

there. I reached out. You're supposed to,

56:19

um, supposed to reach behind the wheel

56:21

and put pressure there. And

56:23

I think I panicked or something and got scared and

56:25

stuck my hand into the inner workings of that wheel

56:27

and it like grabbed the glove and I pulled my

56:30

hand out and the glove was still there. So I

56:32

could reach up with the glove hand and like jerk

56:34

the glove out and put it back on my hand

56:36

and then come, you know, be like, well, that was

56:38

stupid. All

56:41

right. Let's learn. No more

56:43

of that. Yeah. No,

56:45

the thrill rides that just spin you or

56:48

drop you, you wait almost

56:50

as long to ride those as

56:52

a full length roller coaster, which

56:55

is like, like, like

56:58

paying the price to see a whole movie, but

57:00

for like a two minute Pixar short, whereas like

57:02

you could go, you could on a real roller

57:04

coaster, you can see how fast you're going. They

57:07

spin you, they throw you around. You're having a

57:09

blast. The other, cause I've done the

57:11

tower of terror, like in similar rides to that where

57:13

they take you up and drop you at least tower of

57:15

terror had like a fun theme to it, the ones

57:17

you're talking about. Like, uh, the

57:19

one I did, it was the same thing you're saying, but

57:21

it was called like the Superman. And maybe it was a

57:23

Cedar point where I did it, where it just takes you

57:25

up, spins you a little bit in those things, like slowly

57:27

spins you as you go up. And then it drops you.

57:30

And then it like cushions the fall, shoots you back

57:32

up. Yeah. It's out. Those

57:34

are more fun outdoors in my opinion, like

57:36

haunted tower of terror, which we're

57:39

talking about the, the MGM ride. Yeah.

57:41

Yeah. I don't like it because it's

57:43

indoors. It doesn't have the same vibe to me. I don't

57:45

feel the height in the same way. Yeah. You

57:48

need to be able to see your surroundings to get a feel for

57:50

how fast you're moving on a roller coaster for it to be fun. That's

57:52

why the fuck

57:54

what it space mountain. That's why space mountain. Isn't

57:56

that great in Disney world has the potential to

57:58

be good, but it's. And so so

58:01

much of it, you're just in blackness kind of feeling

58:03

the wind on your face hard disagree So I'm a

58:05

bit of a space mountain expert. I've been on it.

58:07

Okay 300 times I

58:09

don't even know like something like that and

58:12

as a child I went to Zizi world like 70

58:14

times I didn't even want to go at

58:16

this point Back

58:19

on topic That

58:21

Space Mountain is a terrible lame

58:24

children's roller coaster made passable by

58:26

the fact that you're blinded If

58:29

you could see what you were doing and what was coming

58:32

that ride would be so tame. No one would know about

58:34

it Yeah, I don't like stuff

58:36

like I hate the spinny stuff. It makes me sick I

58:38

love the droppy stuff that acrophobia ride because

58:40

it like tilts you for and then rushes

58:42

you toward the pavement I'm 200 feet up.

58:44

It's fucking fun I

58:46

love all the roller coasters, but I

58:49

do like the indoor blackout ride.

58:51

There's like a Haunted

58:54

swamp or something they have here in Six

58:56

Flags and you just getting You're in a

58:59

car with just one other person and you're

59:01

taking this slow ride through a indoor river

59:03

with animatronics like Freaking out and like glow

59:05

it and then it gets scary and all

59:08

their eyes start glowing red And

59:10

then it's it's and they spray steam and not seem

59:12

like missed at you and shit like that So you

59:14

we go in there with a one-hitter Chill

59:17

them if you will and and I

59:20

had like a bottle of ground up weed and

59:22

so you take the chill them and mash it

59:24

down to the bottom of the bottle and it's

59:27

loaded up and we'd hit that thing and bobby

59:29

pin clear it and I'm Like a fucking virtuoso

59:31

at that process at that at this time I

59:33

can really and we get highest fuck on that

59:36

ride when we come out on the other side

59:38

and the crocodiles eyes start glowing And the big

59:40

tree starts reaching for you. It's fucking great. It's

59:43

funny if I smell cigarettes in public I'm

59:46

like, how dare they if I

59:48

smell pot in public. I'm like, I know

59:50

what you do it Smoking

59:53

weed at the roller coaster park I'm

59:57

not gonna say anything. No, I know that I think

1:00:00

I think you're right. Meanwhile, all the employees

1:00:02

of the rollercoaster, of Six Flags, they're high

1:00:04

too. Like, it's one of the top, you

1:00:06

need injuries. You know what we're not talking

1:00:09

about that's underrated? Water parks. Water parks are,

1:00:11

there is hardcore rollercoasters, probably more dangerous. I

1:00:13

would, I bet my bottom

1:00:15

dollar that there are more injuries at

1:00:17

water parks per customer than there are

1:00:19

at a place like Six Flags. White

1:00:21

Water in Atlanta is very good. It's

1:00:23

partnered with Six Flags, it's the same

1:00:25

company. So they have a pretty extreme

1:00:28

water park. I've been three

1:00:30

or four times. Whenever I'm looking good enough, I'll

1:00:32

go. Mm. Mm-hmm.

1:00:34

But I went as a kid, and

1:00:36

I've said

1:00:38

many times, we went the weekend after

1:00:41

a kid shit in the pool and gave a bunch of people.

1:00:44

New. What's that disease

1:00:46

you get from? E.coli. E.coli, yes.

1:00:49

Like, poisoned a bunch of kids. Like, lots

1:00:51

of people got violently ill, dangerous, ill. Is

1:00:53

it diarrhea? Diarrhea, yeah. I remember listening to

1:00:55

the radio, G Gordon-Luders, some kid took

1:00:57

a huge dump in the pool in

1:00:59

White Water, Atlanta. And

1:01:02

my dad was like, you know, if

1:01:04

you go next weekend when they open back up,

1:01:06

not only will nobody be there, but it'll

1:01:08

be the cleanest that place has ever been. And

1:01:10

we went, and sure enough, you could smell the

1:01:12

bleach from a mile away, and

1:01:15

the chlorine, and that place

1:01:17

was pretty fucking extreme. And I've been

1:01:19

to, in Florida, I've been to a couple of them. I don't

1:01:21

remember their names, but those steep

1:01:23

slides are intimidating. If

1:01:26

it's a tube, I

1:01:28

don't, you don't care, because you can't really see

1:01:30

what's happening. And you know you can't fly out

1:01:32

of this thing in a free-gax thing. Tube slides

1:01:34

are a ripoff for the same reason as Space

1:01:36

Mountain. You can't even see how fast you're going.

1:01:39

I'm on the other side. They do stuff on

1:01:41

the inside of the tube, so it's like black

1:01:43

and white lines. It's like drilled holes. So it's

1:01:45

like disco shit going on. And I like the

1:01:48

dark ones. I think it adds a little extra

1:01:50

fright. And the only

1:01:52

problem is I feel like I can't protect myself.

1:01:54

Like, I don't know what kind of scratchies I'm

1:01:56

flying over. That's true. That's the biggest fear, that

1:01:58

there's just like a bolt. sticking out three

1:02:00

inches at your ass. Yeah. Gold

1:02:03

three inches. Hopefully that's not there, although

1:02:05

I agree with the fear. But there

1:02:07

is a realistic possibility that there's something

1:02:10

scratchy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm afraid of

1:02:12

that. It's a big fear. Yeah. At

1:02:14

the end of the day, the water park, I'm sure it looks like I

1:02:17

just got, you know, some girl with long

1:02:19

fingernails from my back. Yeah. So you just got

1:02:21

a lot of them have a lot

1:02:23

of the rides have either a little inflatable or

1:02:25

one of those foam mats you get on. I

1:02:27

always like those because they felt faster on that

1:02:29

foam mat. And then also I

1:02:32

wasn't afraid of getting cut the fuck up.

1:02:34

Yeah. But but those were some of the

1:02:36

some of those were really intimidating. You walk,

1:02:38

you climb and climb and climb and climb

1:02:40

and climb. And the first part is just

1:02:42

a drop. It's like, man, if I don't

1:02:45

do this just right, I think I just roll off to

1:02:47

the side and fall 80 feet. Like

1:02:50

you see the person and you're like, shit. So

1:02:52

they touched at the top. Then they went 14

1:02:54

feet, not touching the water slide. And then would,

1:02:56

you know, caught it again. Yeah.

1:02:58

Yeah. This is real. The guy at

1:03:00

the top is not making it seriously

1:03:02

enough. He's just like,

1:03:04

next, next, next, go. Oh,

1:03:08

yeah. Fuck. Go. Like it's

1:03:10

just not not paying attention to

1:03:12

some. I thought you said go. I

1:03:14

said no. Yeah. I

1:03:17

said no. Yeah.

1:03:19

As an adult, I don't want to go to a water

1:03:21

park. There's something about it that seems gross now that didn't

1:03:23

seem gross when I was a kid. I'm like, I don't

1:03:25

want to swim with all these people. But

1:03:28

one of the one of the tube slides ends

1:03:30

with a big curly, like round and round corkscrew.

1:03:32

And then it dumps you into a pool that

1:03:34

is way deeper than you would think it is.

1:03:37

And I'm just like, I wasn't prepared.

1:03:39

I wasn't prepared to be four feet

1:03:42

under instantly. You know, like

1:03:44

down to the bottom of an eight foot, 10 foot

1:03:46

pool or something. See, that sounds fun. That's yeah. Yeah.

1:03:48

I hated that part. That was a scrap. That

1:03:51

was the scariest part of the day because you could.

1:03:53

You hit it fast and hard and you're not expecting

1:03:55

it. I wasn't. And so I

1:03:58

really think like a rock. And then I was

1:04:00

like. How did I go as I'm like swimming

1:04:02

back up? I can't tell. I got on top

1:04:04

and I was like gulping for air. I read

1:04:06

about this recently. There's a water slide. It's not

1:04:08

in America. It's like Australia or China or someplace

1:04:11

really far. And then they say

1:04:13

men only. And I'm like, men only? Like

1:04:15

what is it? What women are

1:04:17

pussies or something? And this woman,

1:04:19

she's a champion high diver, like

1:04:22

cliff diver type person. And

1:04:24

she's like, I know it says men only, but that doesn't

1:04:26

apply to me. I'm not scared. Afterwards,

1:04:28

she's like, do not do this ladies.

1:04:31

Do not. I

1:04:34

was mildly injured. Apparently it's

1:04:36

a very forceful kind of vaginal

1:04:38

filling that you're not ready for

1:04:41

at the base of this water slide. And

1:04:44

women just can't protect themselves from what's

1:04:46

coming. And it's a deal. Oh

1:04:49

man, I just found it. Waterpark forced

1:04:51

to introduce men only slide after Brit

1:04:53

suffered horrifying injuries at similar attraction. World

1:04:57

champion, your tries male only side. Yeah, this is the

1:04:59

same one. How is

1:05:01

my butthole OK? And her pussy's not

1:05:04

near fatal injuries, man. The engineer

1:05:06

that made this slide was playing

1:05:08

for keeps. Masochist.

1:05:12

Just or he just is like the

1:05:14

biggest misogynist ever. He's like, like, Mr.

1:05:16

Head engineer, why does there have to

1:05:19

be a blast right here every five

1:05:21

seconds in the pussy area? Because

1:05:24

why do we even want him here? What

1:05:27

for the boys? I'd

1:05:30

write a slide that's just for the boys.

1:05:33

If it's blasting water so forcefully that

1:05:35

it's almost killing women via introduction of

1:05:37

it to their vagina, like

1:05:40

what keeps your ass safe? You know

1:05:42

the story of the world's tallest water slide, right?

1:05:46

I don't. Did someone died on it and they

1:05:48

shut it down? It would be my guess

1:05:50

that seems like a logical thing. Yeah, that's what happened.

1:05:52

All right. Here's a

1:05:55

41 minute documentary if you're interested. Or you

1:05:57

could just search world's tallest water

1:05:59

slide tragedy. on YouTube and probably find

1:06:01

some more condensed material. But, but yeah,

1:06:03

this, if I remember correctly, this

1:06:05

guy was like, I want the world's tallest waterslide. And they

1:06:08

kind of warned him like, no, it's too big. And he

1:06:10

made it anyway. And a kid died. Schleitterbahn.

1:06:13

Oh, it killed the kill

1:06:16

the Missouri boy 168 foot tall. 168. That's

1:06:18

bananas. It's so high. It's too,

1:06:26

it's too much. There's

1:06:29

a place called action park. It

1:06:31

was so dangerous. Like the rides weren't

1:06:33

that extreme. They just like ignored all

1:06:35

the safety precautions. The movie, right? I think

1:06:38

I watched that movie. Yeah. But I've been to it.

1:06:41

It was, it was, I was a kid when it

1:06:43

was open. I might've watched action part with you. Oh,

1:06:46

could be. Yeah.

1:06:48

That, that was crazy that that actually existed. Yeah.

1:06:50

I just wasn't afraid of getting sued, I guess.

1:06:53

Yeah. I still think it's like,

1:06:56

I like that guy. Negligent

1:07:00

homicidal ways. You

1:07:02

guys ready to wrap? Yeah. I think it's

1:07:04

dinner time. Me too. All right. PKN five 15.