Do you like gay vampires, interviews, and blonde Tom Cruise? Then you’re in for a treat because for this episode we watched “Interview With A Vampire!”

Replicas

Sep 14th, 2021 1h

Does this movie even qualify as sci-fi? Join us as we talk about Keanu Reeves’ greatest flop of a movie, Replicas! All of this movie’s budget went into trying to be Iron Man, Keanu is the dumbest smart guy you’ll meet, and Ed really really need

Twister

Aug 17th, 2021 1h 20m

For this episode of Pappi and the Pepper, we watched a true masterpiece of cinema, “Twister.” You better watch out because Bill Paxton is rubbing dirt and we’re about to Helen Hunt some tornadoes. There’s a naked corn man and Jonas’ dick comes

Ghost Rider

Aug 4th, 2021 1h 5m

For this episode we watched the masterpiece that is Ghost Rider! This movie showcases Nicholas Cage at peak performance as Johnny Blaze, and a version of Blackheart that looks like a gotchic dweeb. Enjoy!

You Are Now Leaving Fear And Loathing

Jul 14th, 2021 56m 12s

In this episode we’re going into bat country to bumble our way through the plot of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The fear you’ll feel is indescribable!

16 Blocks of Fun

Jul 6th, 2021 57m 1s

In this episode we discuss a bad movie about bad cops that do a bad thing™️, 16 Blocks! Bruce Willis is an alcoholic, Pappi is bad at video games, and what the hell is a Parish?

Those Horrible Yellow Eyes

Jun 27th, 2021 1h 7m

Are you sure you want to know? This episode is not for the faint of heart. We discuss Spider-Man and his poor health choices, love choices, and dad choices. And Willem Defoe is here with his horrible yellow eyes!

Will Smith vs. The Wild West

Jun 20th, 2021 1h 9m

In this episode we discuss the steampunk extravaganza of the 90s, Wild Wild West! Also, how do they piss in Star Trek? Is Will Smith a bad actor? These questions just may be answered!

Give These People Air!

Jun 13th, 2021 1h 23m

Hop on in a JohnnyCab and join us in the world of Total Recall! Cohagen is trash and Kuato is oily, but we’re loving this vacay to Mars!

Agoraphobia and Neighborly Spying

Jun 4th, 2021 1h 7m

We’re back baby! Starting off a new season of Pappi and the Pepper with murder, intrigue, and...agoraphobia? Make sure you close your blinds because we’re watching Woman in the Window!

An Extraordinary Season 1 Finale!

Feb 14th, 2021 1h 19m

Well folks, it’s this first season’s final episode of Pappi and the Pepper! For it we finally talk about The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Drive with a few tangents along the way. We hope to come back soon after a brief hiatus better th

Bad Luck to Kill a Seabird!

Feb 1st, 2021 1h 6m

In this episode, we discuss the theories and hidden meanings of The Lighthouse. What’s with all the masturbation?! Oh yeah, and American Graffiti was there too I guess.

Live Long and Semper Fi Motherfucker

Jan 7th, 2021 1h

In this house we love and appreciate Karl Urban who was in both the movies we discuss in this episode: Doom and Star Trek. Pepper is loopy, but these movies are great!

A Serious Asparagus

Dec 8th, 2020 1h 12m

Teletubies are weird and Jonah was a dick. In this episode we tried something new! We watched two movies (Jonah: A Veggietales Movie and A Serious Man) and found the parallels between them no matter how hard it was to do so.

Oh Heck You’re Darn Tootin’

Nov 23rd, 2020 1h 7m

We’re cooperating here! We watched Fargo and talked about the darn movie! An-and, we’re cooperating! Also, goofy northern accents and shouldn’t all states just be squares?

The Tragedy of Scream Team

Nov 11th, 2020 1h 5m

The tragedy was that we had to watch this movie! Ha! Yes folks, for this episode we watched a Disney Channel original from the early 00s, The Scream Team. Halloween is over, why are we still watching spooky movies?

Spooky Scary Raimi-tons

Nov 1st, 2020 1h 7m

Happy Halloween! For this frightening episode of Pappi and The Pepper we watched the frightening film, Evil Dead! A Sam Raimi movie that features almost as many screaming women as his Spider-Man trilogy.

No Thank You, Next

Oct 29th, 2020 38m 13s

Why the hell did we watch this movie? No reason. This week we watched the perfectly pretentious piece of garbage that stars a piece of garbage, Rubber! A movie that’s as boring as a tire is murderous.

Indiana Jones: Temple of Kazoos

Oct 1st, 2020 53m 4s

Spielberg probably should have stuck with evil nazis. In this episode we discuss the many many MANY offensive things about Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom! Also, what’s up with Missouri? Is it Midwest or South?

The Rare Acid Spitting Zumzizeroo

Sep 17th, 2020 45m 57s

Is anyone else uncomfortable watching Mike Myers run around in a giant cat costume? Well, too bad because today we’re talking about the fever dream of a movie, The Cat in the Hat!

Assholes Are Worse Than Zombies

Sep 8th, 2020 45m 28s

We’re back babey! After a short break we’re back with a zombo movie where a single asshole businessman does more damage than the actual zombies. It’s Train to Busan!

Zodi-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!

Aug 15th, 2020 50m 24s

For this episode we watched a movie about a mysterious killer who writes letters and gets away with the help of police incompetence. That’s right, it’s Zodiac!

Speak Up Keanu!

Jul 29th, 2020 46m 38s

Today we discuss Constantine, a movie that we don’t remember! Seriously, I don’t recall a lot about it, but I also couldn’t hear most of it!

Whacking Off A Poltergeist

Jul 22nd, 2020 49m 13s

This week’s movie is Poltergeist, a “horror” movie for children. Pepper gets scared two (2) times, dogs are always the best character, and that phrase doesn’t mean what you think it means Pappi!

So, When Do The Parasites Come In?

Jul 11th, 2020 55m 5s

Today’s film of choice is Parasite! A gut-busting comedy set in South Korea that is in no way a psychological thriller that kinda creeps you out! According to Hulu, at least.