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about. So many things happening in the sports

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world. Let's see. NBA, NHL,

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Horse, Boxing, F1. Well,

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the price is F1. You want to start with

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the price is F1? I heard of the price,

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but everyone tuned in for this podcast. This is

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what people want here because I got personally offended

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on behalf of America. Yes. With these prices. I

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don't know if they were priced in Euro dollars or whatever.

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Someone's going to be so mad tuning in. No, fuck that.

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They're talking F1? This is what I'm mad about. We're not

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going to talk a single bit about F1. No.

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We're going to talk about the concession stand prices. Main

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lobster rules. How much do you think those run? I

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saw it. Yeah. Yellowfin

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$290. The

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fruit refresher, in the fruit refresher,

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it's got pineapple, watermelon, stone fruit,

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some things I can't pronounce, kiwi, and

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coconut, $190. Do

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you know what the craziest part about this is? The

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menu that you just listed with those prices,

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it was $1,000 to even get into that

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spot. Yeah. So $1,000 cover to

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get a fruit refresher for $200. The

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fruit refresher was the worst. Sweet though. Yeah,

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it's crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. So the wings,

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$190. How

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many wings do you think you get for $190? I'm

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guessing. Probably six. I'm guessing eight. I

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think they give you eight, because they don't want to give you six, because

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that looks like a half order. Yeah, true. They give you eight to 10,

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and it's $190. Those better be

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the best wings ever. I'd actually pay

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that for wing nuts. Your wing nuts, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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By the way, I would love to see Ed and

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Alicia down at Miami F1, just cooking up in the

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kitchen. They'd probably get a winning car. Yeah. Just

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get a guest up. All right, so the biggest

4:56

story in my mind, and there's a ton we're

4:58

gonna talk about, is Anthony

5:00

Edwards, and what he did on Saturday

5:02

night in Denver against the

5:05

defending champion Nuggets in game one.

5:08

Obviously a lot of series left, but

5:10

Anthony Edwards is appointment television. Anthony

5:13

Edwards is him. Anthony Edwards is

5:15

the next upcoming superstar in

5:17

the NBA. I know we talked about

5:19

superstars when it came to Jalen Brunson.

5:21

I think the playoffs is when

5:23

you start to see, like Jalen Brunson is

5:26

doing something. These playoffs that will get him

5:28

to superstar level if he continues to do

5:30

it. Anthony Edwards is 22 years old, and

5:33

what he's doing through

5:35

the first five games in these playoffs for him

5:38

have been just out of this world. Yeah, he's

5:40

awesome. He's dunking on people. He's sitting in the

5:42

mid-range jump shots. He's bringing a lot of energy

5:44

too. Also, the team that he's on around him,

5:46

he's like the perfect piece that he's developed into

5:48

on that team as their star when you got

5:51

Go Bear. And then you've got Naz Reed, who

5:53

we had the Naz Reed game on

5:55

Saturday at the end of the game. He's

5:57

in the jelly fam. Yeah. him

6:00

and uh jelly walker go like way back

6:02

yeah day he was awesome to watch he

6:04

was awesome yeah you mentioned that and

6:07

no offense to Carl Anthony town he's a very good

6:09

basketball player he does foul a lot

6:11

and he gets fouled out a lot I think he actually didn't

6:14

get fouled out in this game but he was close he was

6:16

like they're like alright let's just put him on the bench and

6:18

then maybe we'll bring him back in at the end but no

6:21

offense Carl Anthony towns he's in

6:23

he's a good very good basketball player one

6:26

quote afterwards and I understand what he was doing he was

6:28

trying to be a good teammate but

6:30

he said everybody talks about the

6:32

big three the me

6:35

Rudy and ant combo but we really have a

6:37

big 15 very nice

6:39

sentiment I like about the team I don't

6:42

think anyone's talking about the big three in Minnesota

6:44

they're talking about Anthony Edwards yeah I don't

6:46

it's Anthony Edwards cat

6:48

is like he's developed he's a rare

6:50

superstar that might he was like a

6:52

star when he got into the league

6:54

yeah he might just fade out into

6:57

being a great piece yeah some big-time

6:59

Bosco energy from him great big three

7:01

yeah but yeah Anthony Edwards has been

7:03

just absolutely incredible and people you know

7:05

he was he was good the last

7:07

two years it's not like this is

7:09

he just says like all of a

7:11

sudden showing up but what he's doing is taking the

7:13

next step and I said this a couple

7:15

weeks ago watching a guy take that

7:18

next step like while you're watching

7:20

it and you can just point to it

7:22

and be like oh my god this is

7:24

different than the last couple years is one

7:26

of the the most like enjoyable experiences in

7:28

sports so I went back look for his

7:31

first two years numbers were good but he

7:33

was averaging 26 points

7:35

per game three three and a half assists

7:38

and four rebounds in his playoff games 46

7:40

percent shooting this year through five

7:42

games he's averaging 33 5 and 8 with 53

7:44

percent shooting it is this

7:49

next step like he is going to

7:51

another level that seems like he

7:53

is taking the NBA by storm again the

7:55

Nuggets are the defending champs I think there's

7:58

gonna be a long series But

8:01

he has no fear and he's an absolute

8:03

killer and people are throwing around the MJ

8:05

comparison and Like

8:08

it's not it doesn't feel forced. It's not

8:10

crazy. No, it doesn't feel worse You got

8:12

a lot he's got a lot to do he's

8:14

got he has to win one ring first But

8:16

of course, he's got money to yeah, he's

8:18

got that like killer mentality to him The

8:20

player the list of players that have scored

8:22

35 plus in three straight playoff

8:24

games at age 22 or younger Lou

8:27

Alcindor you might know him

8:29

he is cream of dual Jabbar Kobe

8:32

Bryant LeBron James Anthony Edwards. Mm-hmm

8:34

pretty crazy list there that Anthony

8:36

Edwards is now on and Yeah,

8:39

it's it's it's awesome to watch.

8:41

It's in Minnesota. We talked at

8:44

length about Minnesota sports tragedy It's

8:47

one of if not the number one

8:49

city in terms of shitty things always

8:51

seem to happen in Minnesota Where

8:53

their teams are always good, but

8:56

they're never great and they like, you know, the

8:58

twins with their losing What would they

9:00

lose 15 games in a row or

9:02

something? Yeah, it's crazy. They're that it lasted

9:05

like decades Yeah, the Vikings we know their

9:07

history the wolves the fact that they had

9:09

Kevin Garnett They won they went to one

9:11

Western Conference final. They didn't win a series

9:13

since this year It's nice

9:15

that though this fan base gets to like

9:17

wrap their arms around a 22 year old

9:21

Up and coming superstar and Anthony Edwards sadly

9:23

We have to put to bed the narrative

9:25

that the Lakers gave the Nuggets the best

9:27

matchup. Yes We I think

9:30

we can officially my point the whole time

9:32

true not true Mike Greenberg Yeah, I know

9:34

that we liked watching the sweep and then

9:36

the gentleman sweep and like damn these games

9:38

are fun Turns out the

9:40

Temerul is a little bit better than Lakers as

9:42

a basketball team. Yeah kind of feel a little

9:44

vindicated I know that they did fire Darvin ham

9:46

which Lakers fans wanted him to be fired I

9:49

totally understand that he wasn't a good coach but

9:51

going back to the original point I never

9:53

thought the Lakers were the second best team

9:56

in the NBA only behind the Denver Nuggets

9:58

also the Celtics Yeah, well, no, but People

10:00

were saying they were like if the Lakers just

10:02

didn't have to play the Nuggets, they would have

10:04

won the last two titles. Celtics are by far

10:06

the best team in the NBA. There's no chance

10:08

that they lose. Thanks, got his cockiness back. But

10:10

yeah, that was a crazy game one. Like it

10:12

was to see them punch them in

10:14

the mouth and even the way it started,

10:16

it was like 18 to 4 before you

10:18

could even blink and then the Nuggets came

10:20

back and the Nuggets were up late. And

10:23

then it was just Nas Reed and Anthony

10:25

Edwards. No fear. Yeah,

10:27

these young Wolves. I love when the Wolves.

10:29

I love the Wolves colors. Like I feel

10:31

like they've done a good job of doing

10:33

the retro current jersey mix. Yeah,

10:35

they don't do the muted colors that you get

10:38

the bright greens, the bright blues. Yeah, it feels

10:40

good. It feels fun. We also

10:42

had James Harden legacy game.

10:44

Yeah, so the Clippers. The Clippers.

10:47

James Harden went out there and he had

10:49

he went 5 for 16 from the field

10:52

minus 6 plus minus 16 points dropped 16 on

10:54

him. And

10:56

they lost. Yeah, the Clippers. Good

11:00

thing for James Harden and Paul George

11:02

and we'll get this in who's back that

11:04

I think this was the night that Drake

11:07

released one song and then Kendrick Lamar released

11:09

like two on top of his head. Yeah,

11:11

because the Clippers just went out sad on

11:13

Friday night and then we had all these

11:16

sports on Saturday and Sunday and people just

11:18

kind of forgot. Oh, yeah, the Clippers are

11:20

one of the biggest sports disasters.

11:22

They're they are a disaster franchise. I think

11:25

Charles Barkley said I've been rich. I've been

11:27

poor. Yes, I've been skinny. I've been fat,

11:29

but the Clippers have always sucked perfectly. That's

11:31

it. I mean, that's exactly right. Like the

11:34

Clippers just can't get out of

11:36

their own way ever. Some things never change.

11:38

Yeah, it's comforting a little bit. It is and

11:40

and and the Mavs look awesome. And I mean,

11:42

I think the Thunder are still in the

11:44

playoffs. They haven't played in so long. Yeah, they're

11:47

still around there. Hey, they're hanging. I mean,

11:49

I like watching the Thunder. They're very fun. They're

11:51

very young but that this feels like the

11:53

fact that they beat the pelicans so fast. And

11:56

it was like not even eventful games. I

11:58

even trees. I was like. Are the Thunder

12:00

gonna ever play again? Like because it feels like we

12:02

haven't seen them in forever, but the Mavs I

12:05

mean Kyrie seems happy. Kyrie seems

12:08

awesome. He seems loved. Yeah, I

12:10

think that's gonna be a great series though I I

12:12

think I think the Thunder are gonna win but the

12:14

Mavs I mean they They they

12:17

have I feel like they've played the Clippers a

12:19

bunch and uh, Luke even said

12:21

like this was personal So just

12:23

taking out the Clippers not having to worry about will

12:25

Kawhi play for the rest of the playoffs? Which I'm

12:27

happy to have that discourse out. Yeah, I'm just happy

12:30

to be done with the Clippers shit Yeah, right Can

12:32

we officially say like this is the end of the

12:34

Clippers shit that we have to deal with I was

12:36

I was happy to Be done with them their shit

12:38

what like five years. I think I'm done with their

12:41

shit Yeah, I think the next iteration of the Clippers

12:43

It'll take a while for us to get over their

12:45

shit, too But like this team as it's currently formed

12:47

and the expectations that came along with it I

12:50

think we're officially done with shit Yeah, like we

12:52

could go we could go back six years and

12:54

I think that exact same thing remember when Blake.

12:56

Yeah, that was awkward Yeah, Blake. I was like,

12:59

I think I'm done with their shit that iteration

13:02

That's basically the every Clippers Iteration

13:05

is just like they're fun for a little bit

13:07

and then you just get tired and you're like,

13:09

okay, that's it Yeah with Baron Davis. That was

13:11

one of the areas maybe I

13:14

was done with their shit then we're done with their shit. Um

13:17

Hank are you ready for round two now

13:19

that the we should talk about game seven?

13:22

magic calves This

13:25

series was maybe the most

13:27

disrespected series game seven game series

13:29

in NBA history because They

13:31

played every game on NBA TV. I think they

13:33

played I think they played

13:35

three one o'clock games Uh

13:38

because game one game four and game seven

13:40

one o'clock on the on the weekend They

13:42

played game seven at one o'clock eastern on

13:45

sunday afternoon. Why did they do that? Um,

13:47

move it back just a lot out of respect. I think it

13:49

was because of f1 I think f1

13:52

was on abc. So they took it away Uh,

13:55

but the calves did survive They

13:57

this is one of those series that it was it

13:59

as The series went on, it

14:02

felt like the Magic are young,

14:04

they're fun, well they're fun-ish, Paolo's

14:06

very fun, the rest of

14:08

the team can't really shoot that well, but they're gonna be

14:11

heard from later on in like the next few

14:13

years. The Cavs were

14:16

desperately, they need to win this series

14:18

because if you remember the Cavs tanked to get

14:20

this matchup. So if they lost this series, it

14:23

would have been a disaster for them. They

14:25

go down huge in the first half. They

14:27

come back and win, Evan Mobley

14:29

had like 16 rebounds,

14:32

the Cavs are, I feel like

14:34

the Cavs are actually better whenever Jared Allen or Evan

14:36

Mobley is out and they have one true center and

14:38

they don't have to play this two center thing. What

14:41

is your level of worry

14:44

for the Cleveland Cavaliers? LeBron James not walking

14:46

through that door. Yeah, probably 0.01. Yes.

14:50

They'll probably maybe win one game and have like

14:52

a historic shooting there like the Heat or something,

14:54

but this should be a 4-1 or 4-0. You

14:58

do, the Heat series. The Heat do live rent free in

15:00

your brain. Like anytime a game goes bad

15:02

for the Celtics, you're like, oh it's the Heat all over again.

15:05

No but the Cavs, the Cavs aren't a threat. The

15:07

fans were changing, we won Boston. You don't

15:09

want Boston. Especially after tanking to get the magic

15:11

and then having to go seven games with them.

15:14

I would say that they should have lost, like

15:16

maybe they shouldn't have lost this game, but it

15:18

took an otherworldly performance from Mitchell in the second

15:20

half. They were down what, 18 points? Yeah,

15:23

they were really on the game. Very slow

15:25

start. They were down 18 points and then

15:28

our buddy Wagner, Franz, had

15:30

a, not his best night, not

15:32

his best night shooting, couldn't really make any, or

15:34

excuse me, best afternoon shooting. I think he's been

15:36

injured. Okay, yeah, we'll

15:38

go with that. Well, I was going deep

15:40

into magic trying to do

15:42

my research before, I remember before the series started

15:45

reading up about it and it was like he

15:47

got injured a couple months

15:49

ago and his shot has been very flat since.

15:52

So he hasn't been able to get the same

15:54

lift. So we'll go with that because he's a

15:56

friend of the program. I would say, Hank, yeah,

15:58

one game that Donovan Mitchell goes. like

16:00

nuclear and maybe, cause the

16:02

Celtics do have the tendency to maybe take their foot

16:04

off the gas for a game here or there. But

16:08

yeah, come on. It's the Cavs. It's

16:10

come on. For one. They did

16:12

go, they went further than LeBron. That's true. This

16:14

is a dub for Cavs fans. First series

16:16

that Dan Gilbert's ever won as an owner

16:19

without LeBron James. Yeah, so this is probably,

16:21

it goes back to pre-Lebron that the Cavs

16:23

have gone this far without LeBron. Yeah, so

16:26

it's not even, come

16:28

on. So LeBron's never, LeBron's

16:30

never been out of the playoffs before

16:32

the Cleveland Cavaliers. Until that moment. Correct.

16:35

Correct. That's a win. Hang the banner, Cleveland. Yeah, as

16:37

long as you've been playing. Yes, that's a fact. Yeah,

16:41

this is, come on. Bloodbath.

16:43

Bloodbath. What is a bloodbath? Is that a

16:45

whomping? We're talking five games max. Five

16:48

games max. Point differential is

16:50

gonna be like triple digits. Couple digits.

16:52

Triple digits. Trip. Do

16:54

the math on that. So that means you're gonna win the game, you have to win

16:56

a game by like 40. Yeah,

16:59

30, 30, 30, 30. So it's 120. So

17:02

you're gonna win four games by 30. Yeah,

17:05

I don't know what the math will be, but

17:07

yeah, it'll be combined with the four wins. I

17:09

wonder if triple digits. Triple digits. Bloodbath is worse

17:11

than whomping in my opinion. Yeah, bloodbath is. Triple

17:14

digits is a hell of a, that's

17:17

a hell of a call. What

17:19

are you gonna do if you don't get it? Nothing.

17:24

Yeah, yeah, I don't think, I

17:26

think you guys are

17:28

safe. I think Cavs fans even,

17:30

our guy Ohio State said that, he said it

17:32

perfectly, he was like, I'm not gonna get excited

17:34

about one win. I'll only let myself believe if

17:37

we win two games. And

17:39

then he was like, but if we win game one, then that

17:41

changes. But I don't, the

17:43

Cavs have to win two games for me to

17:45

be like, oh, okay, something's going on here. And not a

17:47

lot of rest either for them. No. Yeah.

17:51

How have you guys played against him this year? Better

17:53

that we watched Magic twice, so I was rooting for

17:55

the Cavs. And the whole Florida

17:57

thing, maybe it's just, it's not the heat,

17:59

it's Florida. It's not the heat, it's humidity.

18:01

Yeah. So I want

18:03

to believe Hank. I want to lean into

18:06

the whole triple digit series victory. But also,

18:08

this would be just such great tape if

18:10

they beat you, looking back on everything you've

18:12

just said. Yeah. I mean, there's

18:14

just no way. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. It's Cocky Hanks.

18:16

You're right. No, he embraced. We asked Cocky Hank to

18:19

come back. So when Cocky Hank makes a proclamation, we

18:21

have to be like, credit to you.

18:23

Hank's right. It's the Cavs. Yeah. It's the Cavs,

18:25

dude. You got this. For Zinkers,

18:27

it's probably fine. Don't

18:30

even play him. Let him get healthy. Well,

18:33

he's going to miss a minimum of several

18:35

games. Yeah. Yeah, minimum. A minimum of several

18:37

games. The

18:39

other thing we should probably talk about, and

18:41

we have Jerry O'Connell coming on to talk

18:43

about his Knicks. But we didn't

18:45

talk about it on Thursday because we had a

18:47

lot of stuff going on. And we also

18:50

were taping before the full everything

18:54

that came out after. But Pat

18:56

Beth had a pretty bad Thursday night. He is

18:58

a co-worker of ours. We love Pat Beth. I

19:02

will start with the reporter thing. I didn't

19:04

think it was that bad. People were reporters

19:06

love defending reporters. Yep. Pat Beth has been

19:09

doing this all year. Subscribe to the pod.

19:11

It's very easy to hit one button. People

19:14

making it like a misogynistic

19:16

thing, crazy. He's been doing it to

19:19

guys, too. The original tweet said this

19:21

to a female reporter. Yeah. It singled

19:23

it out, which in

19:25

the short video clip that you saw, it

19:27

looked bad. Yeah. But if you know that he says

19:30

that to every single reporter. He's been saying it all

19:32

year. And you can say that that's Bushley. That's fine.

19:34

But he is an eccentric guy who's been saying that

19:36

all year. I have no problem with it. What

19:39

happened was the snowball of people being like, now

19:41

I have to talk about this reporter.

19:45

She was just hit by a bus and being

19:47

like, she's the finest reporter we've ever had. I

19:49

can't believe Pat Beth would do this. This is

19:51

disgusting. Whatever. I just didn't

19:54

think he's been doing it all year. Just

19:57

subscribe to the pod. Yeah. It's very easy. He

20:00

probably shouldn't have thrown a basketball in a person. That's

20:02

what I think really set off the win

20:04

after a female reporter. Yeah. He went after, he threw

20:06

the ball, I think the first one was that a

20:08

female fan. Yeah. And the second one hit the guy

20:11

next. And by the way, great catch, the guy that

20:13

got it the second time. You shouldn't have given the

20:15

ball back. Yeah. That was your mistake and then he

20:17

threw it again. That

20:20

lent itself to all sorts of digging into what

20:22

Pat was up to that night. Yeah. And

20:25

that was a mistake. It was a mistake. He's

20:27

probably going to face some sort of discipline for it.

20:30

The reporter thing, I think

20:32

that it's definitely fair for somebody to be like,

20:34

I don't like that he says this to every

20:36

reporter. Agreed. He gets old. Yeah. You can have

20:38

that take, yeah. Not going to argue

20:40

with you. Yeah. But I don't think it was targeted to

20:42

that one person. Right. But you can't

20:44

go out losing a playoff series like that and then throwing

20:46

a ball at a fan a couple times. He would probably

20:48

tell you, yeah, I fucked it up. And then my

20:51

favorite is Draymond talking about Pat Bev on his

20:53

pod. Yeah. Being like, I can't believe Pat's one

20:56

of those guys you got to watch out for.

20:58

It's like you're literally Draymond Green. Tweet of the

21:00

Week was, I'm sorry for not saying this person's

21:02

handle because I don't have it in front of

21:04

me, but he was like, this is like Osama

21:06

bin Laden breaking down ISIS. Yeah.

21:08

Draymond talking about Pat Bev. No

21:10

class. Yeah. The, yeah, I think

21:13

he probably shouldn't have thrown that ball.

21:15

I'll say it. I'll go as far as to

21:17

say that you probably shouldn't throw things at fans

21:19

because it opens up a pretty

21:21

bad Pandora's box when it comes to fan,

21:25

player like back and

21:27

forth and he's going to get fined. He

21:29

probably gets suspended. But

21:32

it was also like it

21:34

was telling how many people were just

21:36

like ready to to retire Pat Bev

21:39

and just totally kick him when he's down. It's

21:41

like, okay, you can do that. That's fine. He's

21:44

a friend of ours. We're not going to kick a

21:46

friend when he's when he had a moment that's very

21:48

regrettable. But people were lining

21:50

up to go after Pat Bev. Well,

21:52

they had like a long list of receipts about everything

21:54

they hate about Pat Bev. Right. It's like now I

21:56

get to unload the clip. Okay, Pat, not everybody likes

21:58

Pat Bev. I'd say that. The majority

22:00

of the NBA probably doesn't like Pat Bev unless

22:02

he's on their team. Right. And then they fucking

22:05

love the guy. Right. And I

22:07

like Pat Bev. Right now, Pat Bev... Stand

22:09

up and say I like Pat Bev. Pat Bev's on

22:11

our team. If Pat Bev was

22:14

on Bleacher Report... Oh, we would

22:16

be singing a totally different tune. Love having that

22:18

kind of tune. Although I actually, I still don't

22:20

think I'd have a problem with the reporter thing.

22:23

I would stay true to what we're

22:25

saying is don't throw balls at fans.

22:28

Yeah, but what happens is when you throw

22:30

balls at fans, then everything becomes

22:32

fair game. Yeah. The way that you conduct yourself

22:34

in the locker room afterwards, then it's like, oh,

22:36

that's also weird. Here's the thing. Next time we

22:38

have Pat Bev on move, we'll ask him this

22:41

to his face. I

22:43

don't think he's a great loser. Yeah.

22:46

Doesn't really lose well. No. No. Wait.

22:49

Now, if he had won, then... That's a good thing, though. Yeah,

22:51

show me a good loser. I'll show you a loser. If

22:53

he had won that game, then the narrative would be

22:55

he was simply giving a souvenir to a fan. Yeah.

22:58

In her face. Yeah. The second

23:00

one was to a guy. I think he missed. I

23:02

think he was aiming. And, okay, I'll

23:04

say this. Shouldn't have thrown it at the woman. That

23:07

was bad because I don't even think

23:09

she was looking. The second toss,

23:12

when the guy threw it back to him and Pat Bev chucked it

23:14

at him, that guy was, I believe,

23:19

wearing a jersey with no sleeves underneath. I

23:21

think that's fair game. Because you think he

23:23

might be a player. Well, just any... Yeah,

23:25

I mean, any guy who goes no sleeves

23:27

jersey, you're kind of saying, hey, I'm in

23:29

the mix. I thought you were... I thought

23:31

it was Pat Conaton. You're hoping if you

23:33

go to a game with the jersey, no

23:35

t-shirt underneath, you're hoping the coach accidentally puts

23:37

you in the game. Pat Bev was just

23:39

like, here, let's try it out, buddy. Also

23:41

shout out to the guy that was standing

23:43

next to the girl that got hit with

23:45

the ball, the one that didn't catch the

23:47

second one. Yeah. Because that guy was ready to

23:50

fight after the second ball was thrown. Yeah. I'm

23:52

going to act like that almost hit me and

23:54

take it personally and go try to charge Pat

23:56

Bev. There also was a weird story that he

23:58

was banned from ESPN after, which was... was not

24:00

true. Again, it was weird because it

24:02

was like everyone was... I get it. Papev is not liked

24:04

by a lot of people and everyone's just trying to kick

24:06

him while he's down. Just don't

24:10

throw balls at people. Jake, as our

24:12

resident nerd reporter, how disgusted were you

24:15

by Papev saying, subscribe to the pod?

24:18

Not disgusted at all. I think the

24:20

only part where I had a little bit of

24:22

an issue is he pushed the mic away. Oh,

24:24

never touch a mic. Never touch a mic. Don't

24:26

do that. That mic's not

24:28

yours. That mic's ESPN property. Yeah, but no

24:30

issue. Wait, Jake, do you subscribe to the

24:32

pod? Yes, I do. Okay, all

24:34

right. Good. Then you can answer. We actually,

24:36

next time we should... Next time we have Papev on,

24:38

we should unsubscribe in his face and see if he

24:41

ends the interview. He'd probably throw something. Yeah,

24:43

that would actually be great. Actually, I refuse

24:45

to interview Papev until he subscribes to Part

24:47

of my Take. That's facts. That's what ESPN

24:49

should do. Fight Fire with Fire.

24:51

Just be like, you're not coming on our show unless

24:53

you subscribe to our entire network of shows.

24:55

Yeah, ESPN+. Every single thing that

24:57

Stephen A. Smith is on, you have to subscribe

24:59

to. Until you have tried to watch a game

25:02

and been logged out six times. Fuck that. I

25:04

hate it. I fought that battle

25:06

earlier today. I fought it Saturday. I

25:08

fought it Friday. I fight that every

25:10

day. My life revolves now around me

25:12

waking up, coming to work,

25:14

doing this show, and then when I'm trying

25:17

to watch a game on my phone, fighting

25:19

with the ESPN website for two hours, trying

25:22

to get logged in through my cable. I

25:24

have no problem paying so

25:26

much money to watch live sports. Just let

25:28

me watch it. I would pay double to

25:31

ESPN if it just worked. I think I do, because

25:33

I think I pay my cable and my... Oh yeah,

25:35

yeah, for sure. Yeah, I definitely pay double. I would

25:37

pay more on the app just if it worked. Right.

25:40

Every time. Right now, I feel like I'm almost getting a

25:42

bargain because I paid $9.99 a month or whatever

25:44

to not be able to watch it. I'm just like, oh,

25:46

that's the cost of doing business. And there's some random games

25:48

that just won't, no matter what, won't

25:50

even play. Yeah, oh, if you don't want to

25:53

watch this, well, here's a second division Welsh rugby

25:55

game that's on now. That one works just fine.

25:57

Yeah. Yeah, you want to watch some... You want

25:59

to watch some... from like, Mac

26:01

softball, I actually kind of do sometimes. Yeah,

26:04

hey. Sometimes I just want to

26:06

see a ball move across the screen. I noticed that you're

26:08

trying to watch the Cavs magic on your phone. Instead,

26:11

would you care to tune in for Bass

26:13

Fishing? Yeah. Hey, we have this

26:15

Sam Houston State basketball game from December.

26:18

You want to watch that again? Mm-hmm.

26:20

You know what? If Pat Bev had just said

26:23

to the producer from ESPN, I'm not answering your

26:25

question because your app fucking sucks. Yeah. Well,

26:28

there would be a groundswell of support for Pat

26:30

Bev. Let's go, Pat. But yeah, I

26:32

subscribed to his pot because we'll see what he has

26:34

to say. I don't think he's... I don't think he's

26:36

done a new episode with Roan yet. But also, I

26:38

shouldn't have thrown either ball. Second

26:41

ball I'm okay with just because the guy didn't have sleeves. He

26:43

caught it. Shouldn't have thrown the first

26:45

ball. First ball, not good. And then he

26:48

may or may not have should have touched the microphone.

26:50

Should have touched the mic. Fine with

26:52

that. Rudy Gobert touched all those mics and then the world

26:54

shut down. You never know. Facts.

26:56

Rudy Gobert, big three? Big three,

26:58

yeah. Big three? Of

27:00

the big three fame? Of the big three fame? Yeah,

27:03

so we did have to talk about that because like

27:06

I said, we didn't see the... We

27:08

recorded before the microphone thing. We

27:10

did see the bass. I actually... There were two

27:12

clips going around because I saw just the one

27:15

where he got it back and threw it at

27:17

the guy. Yeah, you didn't see what happened before.

27:19

I didn't see the woman... When I saw the

27:21

woman after we taped, I was like, oh, that's

27:23

not good. Yeah, yeah. You shouldn't do that. We

27:26

were watching the game live and I thought I saw

27:28

something streak across the screen. And

27:31

so I texted Liam Blutman

27:33

and I was like, hey, can you find this clip?

27:35

I think something got thrown. He sent it back to

27:37

me. It was just Pat chucking the ball at the

27:40

guy with those leaves. I was like, oh yeah. Thanks

27:42

for sending that. Not going to post it. Okay, yeah.

27:45

Thank you. Appreciate that. Okay.

27:48

Hank, you were in

27:50

the house, game seven? On the ice. I

27:53

was in the house after game time. Oh,

27:55

let me do the game time. Real quick. Yeah.

27:58

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28:51

Hank you were there set the

28:53

scene we're gonna talk to biz and the maple

28:55

leaf side of it but set the scene hockey

28:57

fans are the best there's there's no better atmosphere

28:59

than you just come yourself well yeah but

29:01

you know being when you're in a stadium

29:04

when it's just hockey fans game 7 tensions

29:06

high people are going nuts you

29:08

love that pasta got called out after

29:10

game six said pasta needs to show

29:13

up and him hitting the the game

29:15

winner in overtime was beautiful to see

29:17

people are not giving us any chance against the the

29:19

Panthers I don't know why but I think

29:21

it's good it's gonna be good revenge from

29:23

last year like they have that top of

29:26

mind they blew that series they're the

29:28

underdogs the scrappy underdogs it's

29:30

just great time to be a Boston sports

29:32

fans it's alternating alternating nights

29:35

this week Bruins Celtics Bruins Celtics

29:37

Bruins look that's pretty good for you seven days sure

29:39

you're gonna love that did you see the stat about

29:41

the maple leafs of the teams

29:43

that have never played in an HL game in the

29:46

month of June the

29:48

Kraken they've been around for what to

29:50

three years the wild

29:52

okay the blue jackets they have

29:54

Anthony Edwards the

29:56

Arizona coyotes aren't even a team

29:58

anymore and then the Toronto Maple

30:01

Leafs. That's the full list of teams that

30:03

have never played in June before. 1967.

30:07

They won 11 of them or something before that? Yeah. They've

30:09

got a lot of banners. They've got a lot of banners.

30:12

That... The game and the stats,

30:14

the goalie stats of Swamin's series. Well, Woll

30:16

got hurt. He didn't play. Turned out to

30:18

be true. He was the difference maker. He

30:21

was the key to the series. He nailed

30:23

it. Woll getting hurt in a meaningless goal

30:25

in the last second of game six was

30:27

so much more Maple

30:30

Leafs. The other thing was so Maple Leafs was them

30:33

scoring in the third period

30:35

and being like, this time's different. And

30:38

then the Bruins scoring like 60 seconds

30:40

later. Like, no, it's not. This is

30:42

not different at all. And then that,

30:44

that the game winning goal that

30:46

pass was insane. It was beautiful. I,

30:48

I... All the way down the

30:50

ice across, off the board, right to pasta finishes.

30:53

I have to imagine that they know their rank

30:55

and they know where the different parts of the

30:57

ice, where it bends around. Like, okay, there might

30:59

be a spot that's different in each arena that

31:01

might care them off different ways. That was intentional,

31:04

completely intentional. It was like all the Italians playing

31:06

bocce. Yeah, they know the court. Yeah. Yeah.

31:08

I asked for Leafs fans to tell

31:10

me how they're feeling after the game. I'll just read a

31:12

couple that I thought were good.

31:15

Preston said, it's like when you buy 50, 50 tickets, you

31:19

know, you have no chance, but can't help but

31:21

think maybe this time is different. It's never different.

31:23

Never. And then the

31:25

explanation, this one was good. Braden McCarthy

31:27

said, imagine getting your balls kicked in

31:29

so much that it eventually kind of

31:32

feels right. That's what it feels

31:34

like. Sickos. Yeah. Where it's like,

31:36

Oh, I can't get off unless I get my balls

31:38

kicked in. And then it's

31:40

the nacho man said, it's the

31:42

same thing every year. Deep down, we all knew we

31:44

were going to come back just to lose in the

31:47

most heartbreaking fashion possible. And the last one, uh, Behr

31:50

is in loose helmet said, we are so

31:52

numb. You could bottle our blood and use

31:54

it as prescription painkiller. Yeah. You have to

31:56

wonder if, if Toronto fans just

31:59

secretly hate. Spring yeah, like

32:01

hate hate the month of May hate

32:03

the month of April because they associated

32:05

so closely with losing hockey games Like

32:08

everybody else is pumped for April and May. It's one

32:10

of the best times of year. It's like summer is

32:12

basically here Yeah, it feels good not maple leaf fans.

32:14

They're like, oh, yeah when it's 70 like

32:16

72 degrees outside That's when I actually feel the

32:18

worst in my entire life Yeah And

32:21

if it felt like especially last year

32:23

the Bruins going up 3-1 and losing

32:25

like this was You the Leafs

32:28

finally had the team like the Bruins have

32:30

been fading Still you

32:32

can't a result. Yeah, same result. Now

32:34

you're going against the Panthers

32:36

Hank revenge revenge Underdogs

32:39

we also had the Stars and Knights which

32:41

was an incredible series seven stars

32:43

win in game seven I'm

32:46

addicted to betting unders in game sevens. I'll just

32:48

say that because teams feel each other out too

32:51

much They just don't score but

32:53

you don't make the first mistake. That was our

32:55

guys Whitney and

32:57

biz and RA they they are they know

32:59

their puck because I remember having the conversation

33:01

with with wit like two weeks Ago by

33:04

the way, congratulations. He just had his third

33:06

child He

33:09

was like the Stars and Knights will

33:11

be an absolute bloodbath of a series

33:14

And either team could win the Stanley Cup, but

33:16

they have to face each other in the first

33:18

round And when the Knights went up to 0

33:21

in Dallas, I was like, oh, he doesn't know

33:23

puck and then it was exactly

33:25

what he said it was just an absolute war of

33:27

a series and Both teams

33:29

are really good. But the Stars were a little bit

33:32

better. Yeah, it's like the abs and then these two

33:34

teams Yeah, the favorites to win out of the West.

33:36

So the start the Dallas is doing the same thing.

33:38

Hank both your cities Dallas's

33:40

is got the Mavs and the Stars going

33:42

every other night. Yeah, New York well, it's

33:44

a to the Rangers look good Yeah, the

33:47

range they look really a Boston, New York

33:49

hockey and basketball Wow Would

33:52

be incredible just going back and forth

33:54

between the two cities switch night after

33:56

night after night and Colorado and

33:59

Colorado Well, yeah, yeah, damn

34:01

rich keep getting richer. That'd be

34:04

pretty fun. It's time-lapse season.

34:06

It is Oh, I love a good time-lapse Yeah, and

34:09

they put the wood down then they put the ice

34:11

down and the wood down again Then they

34:13

speed it up and that shit gets me

34:15

going big time time-lapse What

34:18

else we got Kentucky Derby, yeah the horses

34:20

we had a great time on Saturday had

34:22

a great time He's never spuds through the

34:24

horse. I threw the horse spuds through the

34:26

horse, right? Yeah Yeah, yeah means remembers that

34:28

too. Yeah, but through the horse. Hey, don't

34:31

use the crap on him. Oh Shit,

34:34

that's where PFT is party Me

34:37

you guys wouldn't get it. He means Hank

34:39

and Max Shane pug we were all there

34:41

if he was a great host great Oh

34:43

Jake pugs pugs shut the party down plugging

34:45

Shane stayed up till the wee hours in

34:48

the morning They were spuds through

34:50

the horse. They were spot. They were spudding. You

34:52

guys wouldn't get it inside joke. Yeah, that's awesome

34:54

Yeah, great. I'm happy for you guys. Sounds like

34:56

you had a great time as You

34:59

were there. Yeah, I was there and you know,

35:01

I showed up with my daughter had her dress

35:04

to the nine She had a hat on a

35:06

purse Fucking great. She came

35:08

to PFT house and she just goes Can

35:10

we look at all the rooms and I was like,

35:12

okay, and then we just went and opened every door

35:15

in his house She was like Dwight Party

35:18

episode going around testing structural integrity. We looked at

35:20

every room. It was fucking nuts. I was dressed

35:22

as a horse I didn't expect anybody else to

35:25

show up in costume Titus was the first one

35:27

over and he came over dressed as a jockey

35:29

Yeah, we looked like the slowest jockey horse combination

35:31

ever. He was like twice my height also never

35:34

work I don't know if you ate the cupcakes

35:36

we brought but I'm gonna need them back. Yeah,

35:38

I did. Okay, they're all gone Yeah, because we

35:40

bought we brought cupcakes and then we didn't eat

35:42

any and my daughter woke up this morning She's

35:45

like where are cupcakes? I think no we brought

35:47

them brought him a party. She's like, but what

35:49

why why don't we have the cupcakes? Yeah,

35:52

but yeah Spots of the

35:54

horse. Yeah, we'll always have that You

35:57

guys went you guys wanted to tell you the inside jokes. What's

35:59

the horse? It's at one of

36:01

the two of your expenses. Yeah, but you have to

36:03

guess which one It's

36:05

me No, he actually didn't

36:07

talk about you guys all. Yeah. No, I texted these

36:09

guys before I was like I'm just gonna say sponsor

36:12

the horse. We didn't come up with an inside

36:14

joke But it hurt for

36:16

a second didn't it? No, I

36:18

was curious. Yeah, I was thinking about it I

36:20

do we did have a moment where it was

36:22

just the it was me Jake memes pog

36:26

Pft. Shane and we're just like isn't it nice

36:28

not having Hank and Max here. It was a

36:30

nice the vibes were good Yeah, there was no

36:32

secret hatred in there. It's I bet it

36:34

was worse Yeah,

36:36

I missed you guys a lot I actually did but yeah,

36:39

so the Kentucky Derby was

36:41

thrilling Imagine

36:45

having one of your favorite guests in

36:47

Randy Moss on the show asking

36:50

him for long shots Him

36:53

saying oh this horse That

36:56

actually has the same name as myself.

36:59

You should maybe think about it and then not betting.

37:01

Yeah, it's tough And was

37:03

you just can't I was just so I never

37:06

win the Derby But to have it be mystic

37:08

Dan and just sit there and people were tweeting

37:10

me being like mystic Dan you must have bet

37:12

it Nope, not

37:14

even thinking about betting it fierceness with

37:16

an all-time choke job. Ah, that was

37:18

an awesome finish It was great three-way

37:20

photo finish. Yeah, crazy crazy mystic Dan.

37:23

I felt bad for our guy, Rapoli strong Italian

37:26

But uh, yeah, I really wish I had bet that horse

37:28

What did they do before the photo finish? Was there just

37:30

a guy up in the booth with binoculars and he was

37:32

like, I think this horse was fast

37:34

I think the photo finish was like that

37:37

was the first photo ever It's like people always

37:39

make the mistake of saying that porn is the

37:41

is the seed that grows like every single bit

37:43

of video technology Yeah, it's actually gambling and horse.

37:45

Yeah horse racing It's like we got to figure

37:47

out a way to tell who won this horse

37:49

race and then a guy invented a camera Yeah,

37:52

pretty much. We're gonna say max

37:54

Jason where it looked incredible. He did look

37:56

cool. We love hair Incredible I was by

37:58

the way max. I put so much money

38:01

on his horse Dornoch to

38:03

finish in second just a

38:05

Philadelphia horse coming in second would have been amazing I

38:07

mean he's also in that yeah

38:10

but you know he's a he's a filly even like being

38:12

a gnat when he was in that really is a filly

38:14

it was a great it was it was a great event

38:16

great party Kentucky Derby is the

38:18

beginning of summer feels like mmm

38:21

unbelievable race mystic Dan

38:24

fuck so now is the conversation like

38:26

could he win the triple crown now you have to immediately

38:28

pivot to that no because you've got to go up against

38:30

Baffert yeah that's right Baffert's gonna steal

38:33

the show I hope Baffert wins two thirds

38:35

of it yeah no and there's always big

38:37

ass for it yeah yeah we'll have Randy

38:39

Moss back on and I'm gonna for like

38:42

we wrote down he did win the Oaks yeah

38:44

he won he gave us the the one

38:47

or two and second place in the Oaks yeah

38:49

so people who listen they know that Randy Moss knows

38:51

his horses but the fact that he did say mystic

38:53

Dan and then I

38:55

was basically what's

38:57

his name Kiera McCulkin from from succession just looking

39:00

at the rocket blow up and putting my phone

39:02

back in my pocket and mystic Dan one and

39:04

I just looked at it I was like everyone's

39:07

treating me that I that I rate not

39:09

only do you know how to do Randy Moss tell us

39:11

but his name is Dan I just put

39:13

my phone in my pocket I was like all right I'm

39:15

just gonna go about the rest of my day yeah I

39:17

mean it does feel like an easy win that you should

39:19

have shot there was a horse named the easiest there's a

39:21

horse named Hank Hank definitely would have bet on it no

39:23

matter what well there was a horse named Hank he was

39:26

one of the worst horses ever Dave named one of his

39:28

horses handsome Hank was he good he fucked horse socks did

39:30

they remember that one race that he feet it

39:32

actually was still running it was it

39:34

was like 25 seconds before he finished did they put

39:36

it down afterwards did they pull like a French horse

39:39

a cricket the dog and just shoot it yeah

39:41

I didn't last much longer after that no

39:43

he was a bad horse handsome Hank stuff

39:47

okay anything else from sports weekend before

39:49

do who's back canelo fight was awesome

39:51

it was brooks fucking bro

39:54

out of brooks brooks won yeah Hank's won yeah we can

39:56

steal the who's back that's fine poor he

39:58

won but it was a it was a stacked As

40:00

far as the live tour goes the leaderboard look

40:02

good that this is the first weekend Where I've

40:04

looked at a live leaderboard and then looked at

40:06

the PGA leaderboard and been like well, this just

40:08

isn't even close. Yeah Well,

40:11

this would burn also my who's

40:13

back but Hank would you as

40:15

the number one live head here?

40:19

Would you like to have a statement about them

40:21

using fake tweets in the broadcast? Yeah,

40:25

not not great, I don't know why Why

40:28

they would do that maybe you know just because

40:30

of the the time difference There wasn't a lot

40:32

of people tweeting about lives so they had to

40:35

just come up with something But they used a

40:37

real Twitter account JJ

40:39

mhabs and they

40:41

posted a tweet saying let's go smash

40:43

GC get on that podium make it

40:46

happen BK and then

40:48

when you look up his Twitter

40:51

account he's a die-hard Vikings fan

40:53

and he's never tweeted anything like that. Did

40:55

he respond to it? Look,

40:58

yeah, check out his timeline. See if he addressed it. But

41:01

yeah, what are you doing? Hank

41:03

you gotta give you gotta get your guy

41:05

you need yeah. Yeah, you should be the

41:07

only one that's featured on those Like you

41:09

you need to set a reminder for yourself

41:11

to tweet every single time Liv is playing

41:15

All I know is we would never do this over

41:18

at PGA tour live no no we wouldn't yeah, well

41:20

as Fargo this week Brooks won

41:22

his fourth event. That's a record by the

41:24

way all-time record last last

41:28

Last tweet from JJ mhabs is

41:31

from 2023 talking about Jaron Hall

41:34

Yep, like so probably not him. Yeah, probably not

41:36

him that did this Yeah,

41:39

it's uh, that's a bad look. It's a

41:41

bad look when you have to astroturf social

41:43

media just cut the segment entirely or just

41:46

like Create don't even put

41:49

like create a fake like app

41:51

that you're posting it from there's a million There's a

41:53

million social media apps. You can just be like this

41:55

person said this like what who knows what it is

41:58

Twitter Tick tock like where they said it from What

42:00

Mohammed bin Salman should do is just literally

42:02

pay people to tweet about Hank anyone to

42:04

tweet about Hank You just schedule one right

42:07

now. Yeah, you let her to me like

42:09

loving the action. Yeah, you let you let

42:11

live down Because you Hank

42:13

Hank people don't know this about Hank. He

42:15

loves lives so much We'll

42:17

be sitting in the gambling cave and he'll make

42:19

someone change the tv and they'll just be like

42:22

Oh, there's a tournament going on in the middle.

42:24

Like we were watching horse. What were we watching

42:26

on Thursday? Oh, we were watching

42:28

we were watching game six Nick

42:30

six sixers and all of a sudden it

42:32

looked like a video game popped

42:34

up on the TV It was Hank watching live golf.

42:37

Yeah, we got six TVs if it's on him. I'm

42:39

gonna I'm gonna throw it on He actually did that

42:41

he took off Bruins Leafs game six because he wanted

42:43

him with you wanted that to be a lot I

42:45

just wanted to be a law. He didn't want to

42:47

see them win that is what on live. Yeah, so

42:50

you know, you should really Really

42:52

consider tweeting about living get that bag Hank

42:54

it all worked out in the end You

42:56

see uh, Phil Mickelson threat that he has

42:58

now. He's pretty much on behalf of everybody else

43:00

that's on the live tour Phil Mickelson

43:03

is threatening a boycott of major tournaments if

43:05

they don't go ahead and make Exemptions for

43:07

the best players on the live tour because

43:09

those exemption they're running out So

43:11

if you won a PGA championship three

43:13

years ago, that doesn't necessarily last for a oh

43:16

I don't know what the different rules are for

43:18

specific majors But feels like what would it look

43:20

like if just none of us showed up at

43:22

the next one and all protested I

43:24

don't think that phil ran that by everybody

43:26

else. I think that's just phil shooting from

43:28

the hip call. Anthony big three vibes Yeah,

43:30

he's like yeah me brooks me brooks Bryson.

43:32

John. Rom. We're just not gonna show up

43:34

all of us Can you imagine

43:37

you couldn't even call that a championship? Like

43:40

I mean he's trying to make something happen now

43:42

without lefty I think phil is just because

43:45

he he had the whole live controversy a couple

43:47

years ago. He's just looking for his next thing

43:49

Well, he's just he he kind of enjoyed being

43:51

the bad guy, right? And he's like yeah, i'll

43:53

be the fucking bad guy like he bought the

43:55

leather jacket. He's What is he gonna return

43:57

that leather jacket? He's the bad guy. He's bad guy. You can't go

43:59

back You can't face turn right? Okay

44:02

license anything else from from

44:04

the sports weekend was a

44:06

great great sports weekend. It's incredible sports

44:09

weekend I'd oh I have a new who's

44:11

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44:14

roast of Tom Brady at the end. Yeah.

44:16

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45:13

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45:15

your who's back of the week my who's

45:17

back the week is rat beef. Yes Drake

45:20

and Kendrick Lamar had a very busy

45:22

weekend Drake Released

45:25

a track family matters Friday night

45:27

Kendrick Lamar released this track basically

45:29

30 minutes after yeah He gave

45:32

him no time instant response and

45:34

then the Kendrick did the the back-to-back and

45:36

dropped another track the next day Calling

45:39

with pedophile calling with pedophile calling this

45:41

whole crew pedophiles a lot

45:44

of bad stuff Also said that he had an

45:46

11 year old daughter, which people are saying that

45:48

Drake Drake actually said it Drake planted

45:50

it Oh and basically caught

45:52

him in a lie like put that out there that he has

45:54

an 11 year old daughter Kendrick took

45:56

the bait said it but does Drake

45:59

have any sort of for that, that he planted

46:01

that. You would think that if you're pulling- He said

46:03

it in- Sort of like mastermind scheme that

46:05

you would have like, here's the evidence

46:07

of how I planted it, right? Now

46:09

I need someone to battle rap PFT

46:11

and talk about Chris. Fuck

46:14

that. Fuck, you don't want that smoke. I'll

46:16

just put Chris on the track. I'll put Chris on

46:18

the track and fucking destroy you. But with

46:21

the pedophile thing on Friday

46:23

night when Kendrick responded

46:26

said, you've got an

46:28

11 year old daughter plus your pedophile, then

46:30

Drake just posted on Instagram, I'm

46:33

definitely not the father of an 11 year

46:35

old daughter. Did not address the- Big

46:38

one, yeah. He

46:40

also, yeah, he said, and he put out a song

46:42

tonight, The Heart Part 6, where he said,

46:46

if I was a pedophile, I'd have already been

46:48

arrested, which, you know, there's definitely pedophiles. You never

46:50

want to say if I was. No, he spent

46:52

like three quarters of the response just being like,

46:54

I am not a pedophile. I'm so much not

46:56

a pet. At one point, I think he said,

46:59

I'm too famous to be a pedophile, which is,

47:01

I don't know if Drake reads the news, if

47:03

he's much of a news hound and

47:06

studies what happens in modern day

47:08

politics and entertainment. No

47:10

famous pedophiles ever. He also brought up Millie

47:13

Bobby Brown by name, even though Kendrick Haddon,

47:15

that's just like an internet thing that kind

47:18

of said like, it's weird, like your guys relationship

47:20

is weird. What's going on here?

47:22

So, so Kendrick was like, you're a pedophile and

47:24

Drake was like, no, I'm not. I'm just friends

47:26

Millie Bobby Brown, right? When she was 17. He

47:29

was like, it's not. No, that wasn't pedophilia.

47:32

I just liked her as a friend. Nothing

47:35

happened. I did see one guy who's Drake

47:37

stan be like, all you idiots

47:39

need to look up the age of consent in Canada,

47:42

which is that's good. That's good. Good defense.

47:44

Don't do that. Yeah. That's one thing you

47:47

don't want to Google. What are you planning

47:49

a vacation? Don't do that. All right.

47:51

So I have a question because I'm

47:53

admittedly washed old. But

47:56

I've seen everyone talking about it and I've at

47:59

least try. to keep up. Also, I'll

48:01

say quickly before, Drake, his

48:03

first song he put out Friday had

48:05

subtitles, which is great. Oh,

48:07

yeah. For all raps. Is it? I should

48:10

just write letters back to each other. They

48:12

should just tweet at each other. So when

48:14

I say I know what you're saying, Hank, because it does, it

48:17

does take you some time to like listen back,

48:19

back, back, rehear every single line. Being

48:21

able to read it in real time is definitely

48:23

easier to understand all the like double

48:25

entendres. But also isn't that kind of a

48:28

try hard move to like spell out

48:30

what you're saying so that people can read it?

48:32

I don't know. Isn't half the fun like digging

48:35

in on your own and listening

48:37

back to it? Like right spelling it out. That's

48:39

great for people like me that like to listen

48:41

to Drake on mute, and don't actually

48:43

enjoy his music that much. But doing

48:46

that feels like you're putting it like you're

48:48

really rubbing it in everyone's face, as opposed

48:50

to letting people do the work for themselves.

48:53

It's someone who does subtitles for every show

48:55

I watch. I appreciate it. Well, it's not

48:57

Peaky Blinders. It's a diss track. Well, but

48:59

it's still hard to follow everything. It's for

49:01

me personally, anything. That

49:04

one line, the you're trying to strike

49:06

a chord and it's probably a minor, a minor. That's pretty

49:08

good. That was good. That's good. All right. So I have

49:10

a question. You should have said Dsus. That's

49:13

another chord. I have a question for you. And

49:16

anyone can answer this. So I've tried

49:19

to follow along. Tell me

49:21

if this is the like too

49:23

long didn't read for people of

49:25

my age and stupidity and also

49:27

washed and not understanding in this.

49:30

Essentially, from what I understand, everyone

49:34

or most people in the rap

49:36

world kind of don't like

49:38

Drake. And Kedrick Lamar is

49:40

just the first craziest,

49:43

most accomplished person to finally just say it

49:45

out loud. And everyone's like, yeah, dude, we've

49:48

been thinking this for a long time. Well,

49:50

it started with the Metro boom in

49:52

future album, right, which is basically just

49:54

a dis album. And that was

49:57

the first feature. That was the first Kendrick Lamar feature

49:59

that kind of broke everything open.

50:02

But yeah, it seems like everyone's coming out. Rick

50:05

Ross, all the rappers. Right, like it

50:07

feels like Drake is losing this, even

50:09

though they're obviously are diehard Drake fans

50:12

and be like, no, he's doing great.

50:14

But it feels like Kendrick

50:16

Lamar is, Drake is

50:18

responding to Kendrick Lamar, but Kendrick Lamar

50:20

is, the way he's dropping

50:23

these things is basically he's

50:25

speaking for a lot more people that just haven't

50:27

said anything to Drake in a long time. Which

50:31

has to be the worst feeling ever to be like, someone's

50:33

dropping a diss track at you and it's essentially

50:35

talking for a bunch of people being like, we've

50:37

been saying this shit behind your back. And now

50:39

we're saying it out loud. And then Drake can

50:42

only come back at Kendrick Lamar, but

50:44

it's like, wait, does everyone hate me? That's

50:46

gotta suck. I think Kendrick's like your favorite

50:48

rapper's favorite rapper. Right. And

50:51

Drake is, the thing that Drake always has

50:53

over everybody is like, I'm way more successful.

50:55

Right. In terms of money, in terms of

50:57

charts, in terms of songs that are played

50:59

in clubs that people listen to, Drake will always point

51:01

to that. And again, I am very new to

51:03

this too. So I'm just beginning to wrap my head around

51:06

the history of the two of these

51:08

guys going back and forth. But I feel like

51:10

anytime you make a song that's

51:12

in a response to somebody calling you a

51:14

pedophile and your response is, nuh-uh,

51:17

I think you kind of lost. Right. And

51:20

also the smartest person, the real winner of

51:22

this entire beef is J Cole. Because

51:24

J Cole was in it and then he went

51:26

on stage and he was like, no, I'm kind

51:28

of a pussy, so I don't wanna do this.

51:30

And then everyone was like, this guy's a pussy.

51:32

So he's my new goat. He's the goat. He's

51:34

the goat for recognizing that he did not want

51:36

to be anywhere involved in this. Yes. Is

51:39

my assessment accurate-ish? Cause

51:42

so, then if what I'm

51:45

saying is somewhat accurate, how

51:48

is anyone saying that Drake is winning? Just

51:51

that Drake stands. Because again,

51:54

there can't be a worse

51:56

feeling than having someone drop

51:58

a diss track against you. and essentially be

52:00

like, the whole world is saying

52:03

this, but I'm finally the guy who can

52:05

say it because I have Kendrick Lamar has

52:07

enough status power crazy

52:09

enough all those things to finally say

52:12

it And everyone's

52:14

like yeah, he's right You

52:17

lost he lost it's basically everyone's

52:19

like everyone kind of hates you and we're

52:21

finally gonna say it Well, that sucks the

52:23

one the one thing you can point to

52:26

that drake did a flawless execution of on

52:28

friday night He just kept

52:30

calling him short. Yeah, that's that's a that's

52:32

it's a good bar for some pedophile You

52:34

can't come back from your short because he

52:37

has receipts of you being short, right? They're

52:39

called pictures, right? And no matter what I

52:41

could I could break somebody down And

52:44

then if they just respond with yeah, but you're

52:46

short i'm like, fuck. Yeah, how do you know?

52:48

Yeah, and then you lose kendrick

52:50

should probably uh so

52:52

drake faked an 11

52:54

year old so that kendrick would talk about it Kendrick

52:57

should fake like a

52:59

murderer pedophilia so that he'll stop talking about

53:01

him being short. That's true And

53:03

it's way more preferable. It's just get it that

53:05

way. Yeah, well your pedophile. Well, at least i'm

53:07

not short That's what drick should have said. Yeah,

53:09

what are you gonna say max? I

53:12

there it's interesting. That's the thing that you

53:14

you took from that what

53:17

The short yeah, obviously i'm joking about the

53:19

short thing. Okay, yeah But it

53:21

does hurt but it does hurt but you can always

53:23

have we don't actually think being short Yes, and being

53:25

a pedophile max. Is this your first show max? No,

53:29

okay. Uh, all right. So how

53:32

does this end? Somebody's

53:34

gotta die Yeah,

53:37

I don't think anyone's gonna die and knock on wood, um,

53:39

I knocked on it for you I

53:42

feel like kendrick's gonna release another song and it's probably gonna

53:44

be Even more shit that people

53:46

don't like about drake. I hope he keeps doing it

53:48

I hope this is now kendrick lamar's entire career where

53:50

he's like every week He has a new song about

53:52

drake being a pedophile is is this

53:55

going to like affect drake's?

53:58

like legacy future It

54:00

feels like we're getting to the point where people are

54:03

turning on him Again, I'm

54:05

very much not in the know

54:07

but it just like reading a little bit of

54:09

the TV's people are coming out being

54:11

like Yeah, what are you saying? Everyone

54:13

has thought this for a long time Yeah,

54:16

but he lost you know push a T push a

54:18

T bodied him to back in the day and that

54:20

didn't really affect So if he just keeps doing

54:23

hitting on music, yeah, so gonna be the

54:25

biggest okay. He's gonna need an eight-pack He's

54:27

gonna have even better abs. He's just not

54:29

gonna have as many features He's definitely walking

54:31

around his house right now. Not happy. No

54:34

very upset Yeah, and it feels like Kendra's

54:36

walking around his house being like I've got

54:38

him got him got him Well Drake's whole

54:40

thing is that Kendra's manager is actually the

54:42

father of his child. So that's probably not

54:45

the best Oh that one hurts that hurts.

54:47

Yeah. Yeah, that definitely hurts. So you can

54:49

also just lie That's what's great

54:51

about rap beef says you can just make something up and

54:53

you say it then everyone's like oh shit That's not his

54:55

kid. Okay That

54:58

would be wild if Drake hit it cuz

55:00

that was the lot was the push to

55:02

one when Drake's first child hiding a child

55:04

Adonis got it Man,

55:07

so that's PMT gets beefy with it. Yeah

55:10

All the time. Yeah, though one of Kendra's diss tracks was just

55:12

like an entire Verse talking

55:15

to his child being like your dad's piece

55:17

of shit Damn,

55:19

like I'm sorry. Your dad is your dad. Yeah, I

55:21

think there are multiple verses. Yeah Yeah,

55:23

it was like sorry was kid one was kid

55:25

and then one was to his mom being like

55:28

I'm sorry that your son sucks Oh my god,

55:30

it's pretty bad again. J Cole

55:32

winner. Yeah winner and I think I

55:35

I'm gonna say Kendra Lamar is winning

55:38

right now Yeah,

55:40

yeah, I think in in the song

55:42

he put out that Drake put out on Friday He

55:44

said like this would be my last response because I'm

55:46

going on vacation. So pretty much like

55:48

out of office Oh, yeah Like

55:50

an out-of-office reply that in yeah in the last one

55:52

didn't he say like are we done yet? Yeah, we

55:55

done I think it's over. I think we can all

55:57

agree. We both won. Yeah co-winners Drake's

55:59

just waiting for someone to break this fight

56:01

up? I mean, the cover art that he had

56:03

on the most recent one, which is just a

56:05

picture of Drake's house with all the sex offender

56:07

tags. Yeah. If you're on the sex

56:09

offender registry looking at it. That's tough. It's pretty bad. Okay.

56:12

Pretty bad. All right, well thank you,

56:14

Hank. Appreciate it. PFT, who's back? Who's back in the

56:16

week is Baby Gronk. Oh yeah. Because

56:19

he released his top 30 teams that he might

56:21

go to. I don't know if

56:23

he has any actual offers yet. I'm gonna guess that he

56:25

doesn't, right? He had 30 teams. It's

56:28

probably way more than 30. So

56:30

we narrowed it down from 60 to 30. And

56:32

it's just every good football team out there. So

56:35

Baby Gronk's dad wants to know where you think Baby

56:37

Gronk's gonna go. I could see

56:39

him just, I could see Baby Gronk going to

56:42

like an Alabama or Georgia or Texas,

56:45

but his dad just like pays for his tuition.

56:47

And then he tells his son to try to

56:49

walk on. And then it's like Baby Gronk's first

56:51

practice. Yeah. And he never actually plays

56:53

football. Yeah, he just shows up and he's like Baby Gronk giving

56:56

water to the tight ends. Georgia Tech

56:58

made it on there. That's a big dub for Georgia Tech. You

57:00

gotta throw a couple in there. I was actually expecting like a

57:02

Vandy. You always gotta throw Vandy in

57:05

there. Maybe his grades are good enough. Yeah, but

57:07

besides that, yeah, it seems like Georgia

57:09

Tech, big win for South

57:11

Carolina being featured on this list too. That's

57:14

pretty cool, Michigan State. That's good for that

57:16

program. I mean, if you're

57:18

Georgia Tech, you should probably offer Baby Gronk a

57:20

contract. Yeah, why not? Like that's probably gonna be

57:22

the one that he chooses. One of, yeah, a

57:25

school should offer him right now. Nebraska's on

57:27

there. That's good. That's

57:29

good. That's my guy, yeah.

57:32

Yeah. All right, my, who's back in

57:34

the week is baseball ums back again.

57:38

We had on Saturday, the

57:40

White Sox and the Cardinals played through,

57:43

they had a three hour rain delay to

57:46

come back for the bottom of the 10th.

57:49

Base is loaded two outs. And

57:51

the ums saw four pitches, including a strike

57:53

three called the end of the game that

57:56

was not a strike and was

57:58

essentially like, I want to get the fuck out. The

58:00

year but they waited three hours for the

58:02

i'm to do that new ah answer or

58:04

I'm sir awesome answer or there's They've had

58:06

a banner year and umpiring so far. They

58:08

really had a sassy Jackson's their back air

58:10

all the way better and boom getting kicked

58:12

out for something. a fan said the I

58:14

was Angel Cabrera. just do an age where

58:16

things nonstop years or hernandez or yeah yeah

58:18

where's the all for our and I always

58:20

as on how on high always through that

58:22

one Rcmp Buckner was the name of the

58:24

saw. There was a sump they ruled Ah

58:26

Jake your who's back who eat my who's

58:28

back to the week as Jj. Watt. He's.

58:31

Hinting at a possible return whom he said

58:33

at a charity softball game I told him

58:35

he go last year. Don't call must you

58:37

absolutely need it? But if you ever do

58:39

call I'll be there and knows not call

58:41

me See absolutely needs it. But this is

58:43

the last year old Helm to think they

58:45

absolutely need it against the Ravens. May.

58:48

Be maybe think it's called an analyst

58:50

Maybe like Willy Anderson gets hurt because

58:53

I jamie comes in half witted season.

58:56

I don't know if I like this is it's

58:58

like he's basically saying that ah don't call most

59:00

I can be the hero yeah if you need.

59:02

If you need somebody save you. Yeah,

59:04

it's out. Decision

59:07

has played in well. I don't think is could

59:09

be that good up in defensive Jj so I

59:11

don't really love the like oh, I'll do it

59:14

only if I'm. The. Hero here,

59:16

but. If I

59:18

were. A. Jj. Watt. Or.

59:20

Tom Brady. I. Would

59:23

definitely spend three or four

59:25

years synching and comebacks. Cause.

59:27

That's fun. He said that this is the last

59:29

years gonna train to be in shape like that.

59:32

That's. Fun though, just be like wow I could

59:34

use to the people who don't like. It's.

59:37

A is egocentric move, but I think. I

59:39

think you can have to do that good. He should

59:42

have done it with Sealers last year and it doesn't

59:44

procedure. Yeah. So.

59:46

He might come back to the Texans I guess so.

59:49

They've. Eaten. What if? What? if is

59:51

just for literally a one day contract yeah

59:53

retire retire as attacks and it would rock

59:55

the house he came back for a playoff

59:57

game and like had three sacks lot Then

59:59

Ravel wouldn't have done that thing for his

1:00:01

last game. Oh, that's true. Oh, yeah cut

1:00:03

off all the special needs kids Good point.

1:00:06

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Okay,

1:00:09

good who's back? Let's Let's

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when you said I was gonna say good friend

1:01:19

or like best friend But I did that for

1:01:21

Jerry O'Connell who's coming on after you So

1:01:24

that felt redundant. It is late business for

1:01:27

people who say biz doesn't work It's

1:01:29

one foot 140 where he is right

1:01:31

now. He just got finished doing game

1:01:33

70 NT Yeah, Santa

1:01:36

tits is gonna tits behind that a

1:01:38

Dallas star head coach all night. Yeah,

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you know, yeah There's some hawkers. Those

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are yeah, those are those are nice

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tits and then you did chiclets go

1:01:47

listen to chiclets And now

1:01:49

you're you're you're doing this with us.

1:01:52

I guess I wanted to start with Your

1:01:55

Wonderwall Jacob wall Cause

1:02:00

after all, you're

1:02:03

my Joseph Wall. Joseph, yeah, sorry.

1:02:06

Do you think you cursed the Leafs,

1:02:08

singing that song before game seven and

1:02:11

then having him not play in game

1:02:13

seven, and also how are you feeling

1:02:15

as a Leafs fan, yet again, you

1:02:17

look like a fool, and

1:02:20

your season, it just evaporates in

1:02:22

the most embarrassing, sad fashion. Yes,

1:02:25

I feel like I cursed them. I feel like I'm

1:02:27

a mush. I feel like I

1:02:29

should separate myself from the team, and then maybe

1:02:31

they'll have some success, but now I say that

1:02:33

they haven't had much success for

1:02:36

a very, very, very long time,

1:02:38

including against the Boston Bruins, who

1:02:40

they haven't beat in a playoff series since

1:02:43

1959. Whew!

1:02:47

It's crazy cause Toronto's also the most valuable

1:02:49

franchise, so not to say they can just

1:02:52

go spend more money on the cap, but

1:02:54

they have all these resources and

1:02:56

try to make themselves better, and they just haven't

1:02:58

been able to find a way to do it,

1:03:01

and they're cursed. Yeah, and the

1:03:03

goalie getting hurt, did he actually get hurt

1:03:05

in the last 0.1 second of

1:03:07

game six? They haven't came out

1:03:09

and announced it, but I would assume that's

1:03:11

where he injured himself, which is

1:03:13

crazy, cause like, what if they don't go

1:03:16

up to nothing, then maybe they

1:03:18

don't get sloppy in the last

1:03:20

15 seconds to allow an easy

1:03:22

backdoor play, and then maybe he's

1:03:24

not sprawling out to try to preserve the shutout. Well,

1:03:26

in that case, he still would have, but I don't

1:03:28

think they would have been as Lazadaisical,

1:03:31

as the word. Yep, that is the

1:03:33

word. It was six on

1:03:35

five in the dying minute, and

1:03:38

it felt like they were kind of fucking around a

1:03:40

little bit because William Nylander had made it 2-0, whereas

1:03:44

if it was 1-0, you have to bear it

1:03:46

out, you gotta block shots and stay in the

1:03:48

lane, where there probably would have been a defense

1:03:50

in there, so just the fact that they went

1:03:53

up two and then broke down defensively on the

1:03:55

six on five, he has to sprawl out, he

1:03:57

must have pulled something, not a word was talked

1:03:59

about. this by the way. And

1:04:02

then all of a sudden, an hour

1:04:04

and a half before puck drop, Merl's comes

1:04:07

in our group text and says, Wulle's

1:04:09

not playing. I just heard from an agent

1:04:11

that he pulled something and got injured in

1:04:13

game six. And I'm like, shut the fuck

1:04:15

up, Merl, you stir in the pot. So

1:04:19

he was pretty adamant about it. So I took

1:04:21

to Twitter and I said, I just heard the

1:04:23

worst fucking rumor going, but I'm not

1:04:25

even going to give it the oxygen just to kind of

1:04:27

stir it up a little bit. Well, all

1:04:30

of a sudden, all these insiders start texting me

1:04:32

that like, you heard about wall and I'm like,

1:04:34

they just haven't dropped the bomb yet because they

1:04:36

haven't gotten the clearance. So as soon as they

1:04:38

come out for warm up is

1:04:42

the first guy would have been Samson. I'll

1:04:44

where people bit him like fuck is Joseph

1:04:46

wall? Why isn't wall walking out of the

1:04:48

tunnel? But now because I'm tweeting

1:04:50

all that, they probably got pressure. And then

1:04:52

Elliot Friedman finally drops the bomb that all

1:04:54

three goalies run the first bus for the

1:04:57

Toronto Maple Leafs to dress and potentially take

1:04:59

warm up. So the minute that that hit

1:05:01

the airways, all of a sudden it just

1:05:03

people became aware that their starting goalie who

1:05:06

played out of his mind and who has

1:05:08

ice in his veins was

1:05:10

not going to play game seven after that

1:05:12

fucking sprawl out where the shutout was broke

1:05:14

with 0.01

1:05:17

seconds left. Yeah, like crazy how long we're

1:05:19

talking here. But considering game

1:05:21

seven played out the way it did, it

1:05:24

wasn't a goaltending issue. It was

1:05:26

the fucking one

1:05:29

big dog in particular in my opinion laying a

1:05:31

big egg who makes 11 million

1:05:34

bucks. And then obviously all

1:05:36

the other fucking soap opera bullshit that went on

1:05:38

through the first round with the Toronto Maple Leafs.

1:05:40

They William Nylander, who

1:05:43

is 100 point player for the Toronto Maple Leafs

1:05:45

plays all 82 games coming

1:05:47

into playoffs. All of

1:05:49

a sudden, he's not available for game one. He

1:05:51

missed the first three games of the series because

1:05:55

I guess he got like hit a certain way

1:05:57

and he was dealing with like migraines and shit.

1:06:00

see properly. So the

1:06:02

fact that he didn't sit out the last couple

1:06:04

games after what had happened, it happened just to

1:06:06

be cautious, right? No, made the full 82. He

1:06:09

was also trying to get his hundred point. He ended up

1:06:11

with 99 and also Austin Matthews

1:06:14

was on the 70 goal chase, which hasn't

1:06:17

happened in how many other years. So I

1:06:19

felt like some of the maybe

1:06:21

the personal achievements were taking priority, which

1:06:24

you don't want. Anyway, they lose

1:06:26

William Nylander first three games and then all

1:06:28

of a sudden he's back in for all

1:06:30

right. Awesome. Martyr's been playing like

1:06:32

shit. He's gonna fucking wake up. We got

1:06:34

Willie back. We got Austin

1:06:37

Matthews, obviously, and then

1:06:39

halfway through that game. Austin Matthews down

1:06:41

the tunnel. There are the 69 goal

1:06:43

score. Giggity this whole season is

1:06:46

now down the tunnel and then he misses

1:06:49

the next two games because I think that

1:06:51

he ended up, they haven't came out

1:06:53

with it yet, but it looked like he fell down with McAvoy

1:06:57

and probably a first or

1:06:59

second degree MCL kneespring. So

1:07:02

he ended up playing game seven, but he

1:07:04

came through with a big assist. William Nylander

1:07:06

got the goal when William Nylander played, he

1:07:09

played great, but Mitch Martyr

1:07:11

didn't show up. He makes too much money. I

1:07:13

think he's gone and I think that there might

1:07:15

let the coach go. So I know I just

1:07:17

went long winded about this shit show, but they

1:07:19

should have. I think if they're fully healthy, the

1:07:21

whole series, they win it and

1:07:24

now it's just gonna be a fucking gong troll. And

1:07:27

you talked about the two nothing lead. It's

1:07:29

interesting because we've always said on the show,

1:07:31

two nothing, most dangerous lead in hockey. That's

1:07:34

what you always say growing up. I heard, I

1:07:36

think weeks he said this, he said that three

1:07:38

to one was actually the most dangerous

1:07:41

lead. So in your opinion, what's worse?

1:07:44

Well, you motherfucker, you're trying

1:07:47

to trick me. No, no, no, no. Two

1:07:49

goals. You're now you're trying to say

1:07:51

is like a two nothing lead better

1:07:53

than having a three one lead. Yeah. Which, which is the

1:07:55

most dangerous lead. They're both two goals. I thought you were

1:07:58

trying to fuck with me there. I

1:08:00

would probably say the 3-1 because

1:08:02

the other team already has a cookie like

1:08:05

maybe their offensive player already got one

1:08:07

So they're feeling it whereas yeah, two

1:08:09

nothing like everybody's dry. Nobody's got any

1:08:11

confidence built up So I like the

1:08:13

three the three one. Yeah. Yeah, the

1:08:15

three one is a worse lead to

1:08:17

have okay So what last

1:08:19

thing on the lease because I want to talk about some

1:08:22

other series and we have the second round now fully set

1:08:25

What like do you just

1:08:27

as a Leafs fan you just expect this every

1:08:29

year? Like is there any fix is there ever

1:08:31

gonna be a different outcome? Yeah,

1:08:36

I think that I think they have to build

1:08:38

for for hockey playoffs any team that's in the

1:08:40

playoffs right now big cat You look at like

1:08:42

how their back ends built and

1:08:45

you know, how deep their forward lines are

1:08:47

like at the end of the day buddy I don't

1:08:49

know if there's like a soccer team or a basketball

1:08:51

team to compare it to But we're

1:08:54

in a hard cap system and

1:08:56

they got four guys who are making a

1:08:58

lot of fucking money right and one of

1:09:00

them is John Tavares, he was the captain

1:09:02

they brought back and Got

1:09:05

back from the Islanders. Remember that was that was

1:09:07

big. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, you know

1:09:09

the he's sleeping in the in in the

1:09:11

maple Leafs bed Yeah,

1:09:14

that was a picture that came out, but he's

1:09:16

from Toronto We want to pay for the lease

1:09:18

and he didn't tell the Islanders at the end

1:09:20

of his contract that he wanted to move on

1:09:22

He's like no and they assumed he was gonna

1:09:24

stay long story short They signed him as a

1:09:26

free agent and he's making 11 million bucks. I

1:09:29

think on a Stanley Cup team He's

1:09:31

a third-line center. So they got these four

1:09:34

guys making half of what the cap is

1:09:36

and Buddy,

1:09:38

they how many times you think they

1:09:40

scored three goals this series and they're

1:09:42

known as this offensive team with these

1:09:44

fucking offensive Powerhouses, right hockey hockey gets

1:09:46

hardened playoffs You need that money to

1:09:49

spend on big big Defensemen

1:09:51

who are gonna fucking hold that hold

1:09:53

people away from your net It's a

1:09:55

physical game and these guys fizzle out

1:09:57

every fucking time come playoffs. Yeah one

1:09:59

fucking power play goal big cat that's crazy

1:10:01

in in 23 to 25 chances the Oilers

1:10:03

the Oilers do that

1:10:07

rolling out of bed bro the fucking Oilers

1:10:09

could send four guys out there and have

1:10:11

a better power play the

1:10:15

Oilers over the first round series against the LA

1:10:17

Kings the last three years have had a 50%

1:10:20

power play that's insane 50% clip rate

1:10:23

best power best power play playoff

1:10:26

our best playoff power play we've

1:10:28

ever seen that's insane so lethal

1:10:31

lethal so all right so talk

1:10:33

about it you got Shaq Hyman the

1:10:36

net front guy in the power play for the Oilers

1:10:38

Shaq Hyman baby the the

1:10:41

other game seven we watched and I gave you

1:10:43

guys credit earlier in the show that we just

1:10:45

taped because you and wit said this

1:10:48

they were like the Knights and the Stars could both

1:10:50

win the Stanley Cup but they have to play each

1:10:52

other in the first round it's gonna be a war

1:10:54

and it was a war it looked like it was

1:10:56

gonna be easy for the Knights and it was a

1:10:58

war and the Stars end up winning so

1:11:01

two two questions one is how

1:11:03

is this gonna be like for the Stars in the next round

1:11:05

was that a beat-up series where it's gonna be tough

1:11:07

against a team like the Avalanche and then I also

1:11:10

want you to explain to us your rivalry with

1:11:12

the Glassbanger all

1:11:15

right let's go on to the hockey first and then

1:11:17

we'll talk about Glassbanger I love it Dallas

1:11:22

yes that's gonna take a lot of wind

1:11:24

out of their sails that was a big

1:11:26

boy series both teams built to win the

1:11:28

Stanley Cup and then Vegas even loaded up

1:11:30

at the deadline I call them the cap

1:11:32

circumcizers because that Mark Stone

1:11:34

their captain who's an unreal playoff player

1:11:36

he's their heart and soul guy good

1:11:39

200 foot game crafty in front of the

1:11:41

net where the going to the net front

1:11:43

and taking punishment that's where you're gonna score

1:11:45

your goals come playoff time he's

1:11:48

the last three years went on long-term

1:11:50

IR so then that money doesn't

1:11:52

count against the cap or the end of

1:11:54

the season so they're able to go make

1:11:56

these deadline moves to add these big pieces

1:11:58

so by the top the playoffs

1:12:01

roll around they got like a hundred to

1:12:03

over a hundred million dollars in cap money

1:12:05

on the ice but because they snuck them

1:12:07

in with the LTI our money anyway

1:12:09

they found a way to manipulate the

1:12:12

system and it just so happens that

1:12:14

Mark Stone ended up getting injured

1:12:16

on the same time the last few years and

1:12:18

then boom game one he's ready to go for

1:12:20

playoffs so anyway so Dallas had to go up

1:12:23

against these guys who ended up getting the eight

1:12:25

seed Dallas had home ice they

1:12:27

dropped the first two games of the series

1:12:29

to the defending Stanley Cup champions who are

1:12:31

built like a wagon they go

1:12:33

on the road they and then they ended up

1:12:35

winning the next three so

1:12:38

at the end of the day they had to

1:12:40

fucking power through this very physical series where it

1:12:42

was hard to get to the net front hard

1:12:45

to create anything and they they

1:12:47

found a way to grind through it with a

1:12:49

few young studs in their lineup the Stankhoven kid

1:12:51

and then I

1:12:53

think a superstar has been born in Wyatt

1:12:56

Johnson he's just this young kid on an

1:12:58

entry-level contract and I think that he helped

1:13:00

them pull through the series he ended up

1:13:02

getting a clutch one in game seven but

1:13:04

now they got to go face Colorado I

1:13:07

got Dallas in seven again but that's

1:13:09

why I don't think Dallas who's a

1:13:11

Stanley Cup team can get to the

1:13:13

finals because they got to go through

1:13:15

the juggernaut which was the Vegas Golden

1:13:17

Knights they squeak one out to one

1:13:20

in game seven now they got to

1:13:22

go against the high flying offensive of

1:13:24

the Colorado Avalanche whose third line is

1:13:26

playing unbelievable their goaltenders figured out they

1:13:28

got an awesome back end with Kale

1:13:30

McCarr the modern day

1:13:32

Bobby Orr and then Nathan McKinnon

1:13:34

this guy is off he's

1:13:37

worth the price of admission boys I think

1:13:39

that he just as exciting

1:13:41

to watch as McDavid and anytime

1:13:44

they're on the ice even if you don't know the game

1:13:46

you're like that guy's just better than everyone why does he

1:13:48

just kind of take it from his own end and go

1:13:50

to the other end and just do whatever the fuck he

1:13:52

wants and it's it's going

1:13:54

to be an unreal series against Dallas

1:13:56

well-earned who are built strong in every

1:13:58

position they're deep But that's

1:14:01

gonna, it's gonna be a wagon of a series too. Oh,

1:14:04

what about the Glassbanger though? He's

1:14:06

just this obnoxious fan who, when the play

1:14:08

is in the end, like there were, he

1:14:11

was on ESPN. He has this

1:14:13

saying, a sign that's a big white sign that

1:14:15

says bang on it, and he holds it up

1:14:17

against the glass, and he stands up, and he's

1:14:19

in a full white suit. And if

1:14:21

the play comes near him, he'll start

1:14:23

fucking body checking the glass, and he bangs

1:14:25

on the glass, and there's other people behind

1:14:27

him in the section that are trying to

1:14:30

enjoy the game, and every time it's

1:14:32

going on, he's making it about him. He's

1:14:34

the guy... He's a pigeon.

1:14:37

He's, it's pigeon behavior. Like the fans

1:14:39

around him don't like it, and then he brings

1:14:42

a hooker to every game, brand new hooker. Like,

1:14:45

last game he brought, game five, I think he

1:14:47

brought a girl, 9K he said he spent on

1:14:50

it. I thought that three... He'll come on your

1:14:52

podcast and talk about it. So we would never

1:14:54

platform a guy that sits in the front row

1:14:56

and brings prostitutes to games. It makes all that

1:14:58

himself. That's not what this, that's not what part

1:15:01

of my take is. So that's why I'm going

1:15:03

after him, but you know, maybe they

1:15:05

gain steam from him. You know, maybe he's that

1:15:07

fan that they like, and he's in the

1:15:09

away goalie. Maybe he's distracting the away

1:15:11

goalies. Yeah. So, some people

1:15:14

have strong opinions about him, other people,

1:15:16

you know, see my side of it,

1:15:18

but I don't know, it's just crazy

1:15:20

to me, and yeah. Yeah,

1:15:22

I mean, I love the rivalry. You go

1:15:24

back and forth with him, I just see it, it's

1:15:26

like, you know, it's one of those things, you click

1:15:29

on the tweets to see where it started, and you'll

1:15:31

just go back like 10 tweets, and you'll be like,

1:15:33

they've been fighting all day. Yeah, there's allegations, I think

1:15:35

you made, that he doesn't actually pay for his tickets.

1:15:37

Do we know about that? No, there's, yeah, he's a

1:15:39

trust fund baby, so there's an old man's seat, so

1:15:42

he's spending all his old man money bringing

1:15:44

prostitutes to games, spending 9K a pop, and

1:15:47

then tweeting me out pictures with her, like

1:15:49

with a middle finger in her mouth at

1:15:51

me, like after the game, so I

1:15:54

respect both sides in this beef. It's a great

1:15:56

rivalry! It is. It's a great rivalry. Alright, so

1:15:58

now that we got it, set. Let's start

1:16:00

with the West. We got the final four

1:16:02

in the West. Who do you have

1:16:05

coming out and like you and you

1:16:07

watch every single game. You're

1:16:09

plugged in, you're on TV, you're doing a

1:16:11

great job. What has been like the surprising

1:16:13

X factor so far? You can name any

1:16:16

of the four teams. So

1:16:21

I think that Dallas is

1:16:23

gonna come out of that series. We

1:16:26

just talked about with Colorado and then

1:16:28

I think that Edmonton is gonna steam

1:16:30

rule Vancouver where Vancouver's lost their starting

1:16:32

goal. Tedder Thatcher Demko who's an All-Star.

1:16:35

I talked to another goalie guy, Brian

1:16:38

Boucher and he compared

1:16:40

him to like the McDavid of goalies of

1:16:42

how big he is and how he can

1:16:44

move so athletically but he pulled something which

1:16:46

I'm hearing was at the in the last

1:16:49

10 seconds of a game where they'd already

1:16:51

won. So kind of similar to we

1:16:53

just talked about Joseph Wahl. He's

1:16:55

probably gonna miss this next round. Maybe

1:16:57

he's gonna be back halfway through. Another

1:16:59

one of Vancouver's stars is not playing

1:17:02

very well. He's kind of buckling under

1:17:04

the pressure of playoffs much like who

1:17:06

I talked about on with the Leafs

1:17:09

and they just don't have enough weapons

1:17:12

to go against Edmonton. Edmonton is a

1:17:14

fuck their power play is ridiculous. They

1:17:16

have a solid D.

1:17:18

Their goaltender is very competent but

1:17:20

then their first two lines like

1:17:23

right now they've separated

1:17:25

Connor McDavid and Leon Driscital

1:17:28

and Driscital is actually performing just

1:17:30

as good as McDavid. He's actually

1:17:32

better in playoffs. Not only his

1:17:34

numbers show that but when

1:17:36

you watch him out there it's just

1:17:38

sheer dominance. So they have two lines,

1:17:40

two first lines right now going full

1:17:42

head of steam and Vancouver's

1:17:45

only got one and that other guy

1:17:47

it's been a disappearing act and I

1:17:49

also like their bottom two lines better

1:17:52

than Vancouver's. So just I think it's

1:17:54

gonna be a five game series and

1:17:57

then it's gonna be McDavid against McKinnon

1:17:59

again. We round two. No,

1:18:01

you said the stars are gonna win

1:18:03

or sorry if that ends up happening.

1:18:05

Yeah. Yeah that is happening Yes, sorry.

1:18:07

Yes, but now there's like I might

1:18:09

there's other people who are picking Colorado

1:18:11

to win this that series Right, like

1:18:13

they might even be like statistically favored

1:18:16

in the series But Dallas has home

1:18:18

ice and that's why I went with

1:18:20

Dallas and seven. Yeah, okay So so

1:18:22

Edmonton is the best chance for the

1:18:24

cup to come home to Canada It

1:18:27

is and they also have we talked about

1:18:29

the punishment you take Especially going

1:18:32

against the now you're gonna go against Vegas

1:18:34

now, Colorado They breezed by

1:18:36

LA five games and I think they're

1:18:38

gonna do five games against Vancouver way

1:18:40

easier matchup than any of those two

1:18:42

other Teams, they'll be right. Yeah, and

1:18:44

and then I just think I think

1:18:46

that oh, you're your mic just went

1:18:48

out wait No,

1:18:51

I heard it too. Yeah, I'm back. Yeah

1:18:53

back. You're back. We'll keep that

1:18:55

in That just shows how gritty you are right now

1:19:00

But because of that path and I think that

1:19:02

yeah, Edmonton moves on It'll I

1:19:04

think that's awesome for for Canada and that

1:19:06

that easy path helps Yeah, and then out

1:19:08

of the East the Rangers look like they're

1:19:10

unstoppable right now I don't know how much

1:19:13

of it was the cap stinking in the

1:19:15

first round but game one against

1:19:17

Carolina They look their power play looks just as

1:19:19

good as Edmonton. They look like

1:19:21

it's insane I think they scored in like 10

1:19:23

seconds on a power play today It

1:19:26

just seemed too easy for him like yeah

1:19:28

nice set plays their power play was and

1:19:30

penalty kill were lethal all season I want

1:19:32

to say they were top five in both

1:19:34

categories and Labula has

1:19:36

really taught them how to To

1:19:40

adapt to what the game is and

1:19:42

to be way better defensively where they outnumber

1:19:44

you on pox They got big outside of

1:19:46

Adam Fox who's a stud. He's

1:19:49

like a little magician out there He helps run

1:19:51

their power play like he's a power play one

1:19:53

guy and he did the when the puck goes

1:19:55

to him at The point it doesn't

1:19:57

go to die it goes to another quality

1:19:59

play being made. The other five guys

1:20:01

are just these big brutes, kind of

1:20:04

like we talked about with Vegas, with

1:20:06

Dallas, with like Florida, who's a juggernaut

1:20:08

too. They can box you out of

1:20:10

the net front, let Shasturkin see his

1:20:12

business, and if Shasturkin seeing it, he's

1:20:14

stopping it, and he's out

1:20:16

of his mind in his own right. He's one of

1:20:18

the best goalies in the world, this Russian kid, Igor

1:20:21

Shasturkin. They love him. They love him there.

1:20:23

So they're not too gazey this year is

1:20:25

what you're saying. They're not. No, no, they're

1:20:28

the for realsies. I think they're going to

1:20:30

be Carolina in six games. And they're

1:20:32

yeah, like we talked about their power,

1:20:34

their offensive movement is really

1:20:37

nice. And it matches well and bodes

1:20:39

well against Carolina, who they're playing against,

1:20:42

who they play man on man defense, one of the

1:20:44

only teams in the league, if not the only team

1:20:46

to play true man on man. So basically, you get

1:20:48

in the D zone, and you lock up with your

1:20:50

guy. So they're

1:20:53

all of them are so athletic, and

1:20:55

they're long, and they're good with their

1:20:57

sticks, and they're all they all time

1:20:59

themselves properly with the other guys. They

1:21:02

are so good in their D zone, they allow to

1:21:04

lead low 20 average 26 shots

1:21:06

against per game, Unreal PK,

1:21:09

but but the way that the New York

1:21:11

Rangers move and how they kind of set

1:21:13

pick plays, and they're able to create separation

1:21:15

and skillful enough where they can make a

1:21:18

move and beat a guy. I think

1:21:21

that that plays well against the Carolina

1:21:23

hurricane. So they got them in a

1:21:25

lot of different areas, power play, their

1:21:27

penalty kill, which scored two goals in

1:21:29

itself against your fucking capitals, that ahl

1:21:32

team. And they just have

1:21:34

everything going for them. I think that they're a

1:21:36

stronger team, and they got bigger weapons and Carolina's

1:21:39

got to win game two. Yeah, not

1:21:41

because they already, they already dropped game

1:21:43

one. Yeah. And also, Anderson

1:21:46

let in that shaky goal. So the goal

1:21:48

pending edge definitely goes to the Rangers, and

1:21:50

then go into that other series if you

1:21:52

guys want to transfer over. Yeah, yeah. Long

1:21:55

series for Boston. Florida

1:21:57

is built to win a Stanley Cup. They got

1:21:59

gold. They're deer awesome. They're deep.

1:22:01

They got unreal scoring

1:22:05

and And they're physical too.

1:22:07

So I think they're they'll probably beat

1:22:09

up on Boston I

1:22:12

actually had it going to seven just

1:22:14

to give Boston the credit but

1:22:16

Boston's just not deep enough down the middle

1:22:18

they got Charlie coil in the zaka none

1:22:20

of them had a goal in the first

1:22:22

series and Max D'Omme

1:22:24

got put at center ice and he was fucking beating

1:22:27

them on draws like crazy so the Centerman for for

1:22:29

I for Florida, I think I'll eat those guys up

1:22:31

and Yeah, and

1:22:33

then it would be Florida, Florida against New

1:22:35

York. I got Florida and I don't need

1:22:37

to go into why Wow Okay,

1:22:39

I like and then what about what about the Stanley Cup?

1:22:43

So I think that it will be Edmonton, Florida.

1:22:45

That would be my guess That's

1:22:47

what is that the longest is that

1:22:49

the longest flight Canucks probably? Yeah, no,

1:22:51

no, he Canucks Canucks But Edmonton have

1:22:53

to go. Well, we shouldn't

1:22:55

do geography with you. No, don't do

1:22:57

that. It's Florida the South Florida's

1:23:00

the South boys. Okay, I

1:23:02

think Florida's I think Florida is just Florida is

1:23:05

Vancouver the South No,

1:23:08

Vancouver's that's Pacific Northwest, but it's

1:23:10

the South of Canada Yeah

1:23:16

Literally on the border as far as well. Toronto

1:23:19

is probably all of its on the border

1:23:22

Yeah, there's no northerners in Canada, right?

1:23:25

Are you being serious that was kind of a

1:23:27

biz comment big cat? Well, I mean Edmonton and

1:23:29

Calgary aren't So I live

1:23:32

in the summer like I'll eventually retire

1:23:34

in Victoria and that's actually Crosses

1:23:36

over so I'd be curious to know

1:23:38

Victoria is the lowest point of Canada

1:23:41

Wait, so you consider it the southern

1:23:43

tip is that uh, is

1:23:45

it just all NHL players there? There Are

1:23:49

Jamie Benz from there who plays for the Dallas

1:23:51

Stars? Tyson Barry is from there. No,

1:23:53

but I'm saying like in the summer like is it

1:23:55

just everyone goes there? No

1:23:58

Vancouver would be more of the hottest spot. That's

1:24:00

where I do hang out more of my

1:24:02

time now but Victoria will be

1:24:04

where I retire. Got it. I got a quieter

1:24:07

pace. I got the golf club there. I'm a

1:24:10

pretty simple guy. Well like in NBA terms when

1:24:12

the team gets bounced it's like okay Cancun on

1:24:14

three so you guys see you guys in Mexico.

1:24:16

That's what we used to do we used to

1:24:18

go on an end-of-the-year trip all the single guys

1:24:20

it was awesome. Was it Cancun? No

1:24:24

I've never been to Cancun I would do

1:24:26

a Cabo. Yeah. I like going there was

1:24:29

a quick flight. Vegas was kind

1:24:31

of my spot because it was Phoenix Vegas

1:24:34

and I was in my Vegas days. I

1:24:36

was obnoxious still am but brilliant obnoxious. Yeah.

1:24:38

Going to clubs and like doing bottle service

1:24:40

and all that shit. I guess I guess

1:24:42

all kids maybe do it this time or

1:24:44

this stage not stage in

1:24:46

their life. Yeah. You're busy

1:24:49

guys so we understand you probably aren't

1:24:51

listening to PMT right now but

1:24:53

we did have Yans on on Friday.

1:24:56

He's the best. Would you like to

1:24:58

talk about

1:25:00

a story he told? About

1:25:02

the one where I went and met

1:25:04

the girl and she had the boyfriend

1:25:06

there? Yeah. I

1:25:09

mean I hope I could do it justice retelling it.

1:25:12

I did so on the pot like a lot of this time

1:25:14

I'm trying to process it and I got to talk about it

1:25:16

like the next day where I'm like yo

1:25:19

I just went to like have a drink with a

1:25:21

girl and next thing you know I thought like maybe

1:25:23

her fucking boyfriend was gonna have a gun to my

1:25:25

head. You know like just trying to go through every

1:25:27

scenario in your brain so I

1:25:29

had been like I'd like follow this girl on

1:25:31

Instagram and we'd been talking a little bit and

1:25:34

like we exchanged numbers and you

1:25:36

know we've been communicating for six months. Nothing

1:25:38

back and forth. I'm a horrible texter beginning with

1:25:40

but kind of like hey like I might be

1:25:42

coming to Florida soon like let's get together and

1:25:45

like oh okay cool I think we'd

1:25:47

FaceTimed a couple times so like you know you kind

1:25:49

of run it through your crazy text.

1:25:51

She wasn't hitting me up all the time either

1:25:53

like she wasn't responding she would never be like

1:25:55

hey you're not paying attention to me so anyway

1:25:58

six months ago by I finally go down down

1:26:00

there to film the handling business, a show.

1:26:03

It's a good name. TNT. Yeah, it's fun. And

1:26:05

I get to hang out with the ants. We get to do it

1:26:08

with Matthew Kachuk. And I

1:26:10

was gonna invite her to dinner, but I

1:26:13

didn't. And I told them about, ah,

1:26:15

no, she's not gonna come, but I wanna go meet her

1:26:17

later for a drink. So finally she's like, okay, here, here's

1:26:19

the pin drop. I'm at the tin roof. And after I

1:26:21

was done having dinner with him, I went and met this

1:26:23

girl. And I walked in, didn't see

1:26:25

her at first. I go to the bathroom, I come

1:26:27

back over, and I can see her at the bar.

1:26:29

And I walk over, I say, hey, how you doing?

1:26:31

And then she's like hand in hand with this guy.

1:26:33

Like I kinda didn't catch it as early as maybe

1:26:35

I should have. And I was like,

1:26:38

oh, hey. And you could tell the look

1:26:40

on his face. I look back to her,

1:26:42

I'm like, oh, like, is

1:26:44

this your boyfriend? No, no, and then

1:26:46

like he walks away, we're getting a water. And I'm like,

1:26:49

hey, like, you were just holding hands with the guy.

1:26:51

Like if it's your boyfriend, like you'd, you know, all

1:26:54

good and shit, no, no, no. So we

1:26:56

go outside, I sit down, and I

1:26:58

was like, hey, listen, you don't owe me anything.

1:27:00

Like if that's your boyfriend, like we could all just

1:27:02

chill and I can leave soon. And then she's like,

1:27:04

no, no, he walks over. And

1:27:06

I'm like kinda stunned again. And I'm like, is

1:27:09

this your girlfriend? And he's like, yeah. And

1:27:13

I'm like, oh, so they start

1:27:15

kinda talking, and then we kinda start making

1:27:18

small talk, and then it's so uncomfortable. My

1:27:20

heart's racing like crazy. And

1:27:22

he walks away, and I'm like, I'm

1:27:25

like, what the fuck is going on? I'm

1:27:27

like, it's pretty bizarre when one person's saying that

1:27:30

you're dating and the other isn't. Like, what am

1:27:32

I getting myself into here? And

1:27:34

then she goes, we're not dating, like, and kinda

1:27:36

starts making some excuse. And then like, after a

1:27:38

few more minutes, he walks back over. I get

1:27:41

talking with the table beside me, because I'm like,

1:27:43

hi, and like, this is an insane situation. And

1:27:45

she like walks off with him. Yeah.

1:27:50

And then like, I just kinda sat there

1:27:53

and finished the rest of my joint, and

1:27:55

then walked out to get

1:27:57

an Uber. And then as I'm waiting for my

1:27:59

Uber, they both. walk by and I was like hand

1:28:01

in hand like out of the bar like probably to

1:28:03

go fuck and I'm like ace all right see you

1:28:05

later guys have a great night good meeting you and

1:28:08

then just get in my cab and go home. It

1:28:10

might just be like a pinky thing that they have

1:28:12

where she wants to make him jealous so she hits

1:28:14

biz up and then next thing you

1:28:16

know the romance is rekindled.

1:28:19

That's one theory that's one theory somebody

1:28:22

said that maybe it was like one of

1:28:24

those ones where the guy wants to be

1:28:26

in the corner cranking it off while you're

1:28:28

seeing off on his old lady and then

1:28:31

like when the guy gets there they call

1:28:33

the audible or something. Yeah, yeah

1:28:35

we don't want yeah like you didn't meet

1:28:37

the swinger yeah. Yeah he's a lot better

1:28:39

looking on TV and I could see the

1:28:41

bulge in his pants and I don't look

1:28:44

impressed. Then

1:28:47

what were the other theories like that

1:28:51

I thought maybe that he had showed

1:28:53

up like

1:28:56

unbeknownst in the midst of my travel

1:28:58

where she got jammed up or maybe

1:29:00

he had to like find my phone

1:29:02

or whatever. Yeah. Came over and it's

1:29:05

just like oh shit like perfect storm

1:29:08

but yeah to my there were tons of theories

1:29:10

going around about as to how I walk myself

1:29:12

into this but like I guess

1:29:14

it's like well then don't go fucking meeting

1:29:16

girls on you know on Instagram. Yeah. No

1:29:19

come on. But I don't

1:29:22

go out a lot anymore. I got this

1:29:24

riot app fired up there's there's some good

1:29:26

looking girls on there but I just

1:29:28

you know why are you laughing? You

1:29:31

talk about riot every time we hang out. Yeah

1:29:33

well and also you have. When did

1:29:35

we last hang out when did we last talk about it? You

1:29:37

were talking about riot last time you were in the office. Yeah.

1:29:40

You're like are you starting to probably ask me what you got

1:29:43

what you got going on I'm probably like oh later I'm gonna

1:29:45

meet up with a riot. Yeah. And you

1:29:47

got me trying to do detective work for you. Oh

1:29:50

my god that girl got me going. and

1:30:00

Rowdy Ring Girl he's like find her for me I

1:30:02

was like I made a text I was like

1:30:07

guys are you guys are co-workers you

1:30:09

guys would have interact oh what's up

1:30:13

the Sandy Cheeks if you're listening biz would like

1:30:15

to take you out on a date okay

1:30:18

that's fair yeah but I was like she win

1:30:20

the competition a best ring I think she

1:30:26

did but then like three days three days hours

1:30:28

was a joke it was a joke three

1:30:31

days after you text me out of the blue

1:30:34

you go anything on this yeah I'll

1:30:36

give her half my shit oh

1:30:40

fuck biz you're the best all right I got one last

1:30:42

question cuz it is late that's it I kind of like

1:30:44

chat with you all right we can keep chatting I got

1:30:46

another question yeah let's keep chatting I didn't want to

1:30:48

be in the ring girl who's the who's the

1:30:51

goat ring girl for a rough and rowdy I

1:30:53

say she's up there she's that she's

1:30:55

in the she's on the Mount Rushmore yeah

1:30:57

hot wheels is fought and been a ring

1:30:59

girl yeah who hot

1:31:02

wheels who's that she does she

1:31:04

does both she's a ring girl and then she

1:31:06

fights and she beats the

1:31:08

fuck out of people no shit yeah she's

1:31:10

us we call those in hockey this Swiss

1:31:13

army knife yeah fucking guy kills penalties he

1:31:15

plays power play yeah I blocked shots he

1:31:17

wins the wall battles he's the guy does

1:31:19

it all the Swiss army knife yeah she's

1:31:22

no she's the goat I want to ask

1:31:24

you though about body checking Shaq when

1:31:26

you put him into the wall and the TNT

1:31:28

studio yeah did he know that was coming ah

1:31:32

yeah Shaq Hyman knew that was coming I told him

1:31:34

don't be skating through my neutral zone or I'm gonna

1:31:37

hit you I'm gonna clog you up like the Dallas

1:31:39

stars are gonna clog you up but

1:31:41

I was impressed when you checked him he looked

1:31:43

at you like that was harder than I thought it was gonna be

1:31:46

he said he asked me go hey we're gonna do a

1:31:48

little video here and I said you want me coming through

1:31:50

the middle put you right through

1:31:53

the gauntlet Shaq and I think that we

1:31:55

broke a few studs in the wall and

1:31:57

then the ceiling started breaking so he

1:32:00

He's a big man. I think Hank was in the in

1:32:02

the in the shitter He

1:32:04

felt this big thing. He thought there was an earthquake What

1:32:08

uh, hey How pissed are

1:32:10

people gonna be if the Blackhawks win the lottery on

1:32:12

Tuesday night? Oh my god. I actually

1:32:15

hope they do I do Like

1:32:17

I like the Patriots dynasty like I

1:32:20

loved how everybody was Like

1:32:23

they people lose it like I have like

1:32:25

I don't care that much I care more

1:32:27

about the script writers and the NHL continuing

1:32:30

to hit the center of the park because

1:32:32

there's been it was an Insane regular season

1:32:34

for hockey right like the amount of I

1:32:36

think there was eight teams down the stretch

1:32:39

frightened for the president's Trophy like all these

1:32:41

crazy records that had not been broken or

1:32:43

done in a while like Kucharov and McDavid

1:32:45

hitting hundred assists And

1:32:47

then all the off ice shit like to fuck

1:32:49

in like you name it every two weeks. There

1:32:52

was something going on We get off we kicked

1:32:54

it off with the Babcock stuff Meanwhile

1:32:56

unreal quote from

1:33:01

Jim Montgomery after they won game seven. He said

1:33:03

that he got a call from I forget who

1:33:06

As I got pep talk and then

1:33:08

Babcock as well to give him advice about how

1:33:11

to go I get Babcock was the coach who

1:33:13

got fired. Yeah. Yeah, and he

1:33:15

used to coach the Leafs So he

1:33:17

might they were talking on the phone. He was getting like

1:33:20

Intel oh So

1:33:22

I said I go well I ended Babcock season

1:33:24

and then he helped end mine, so I guess

1:33:26

we're even yeah Yeah, who would you say is

1:33:29

the best coach that's still around in these playoffs?

1:33:32

Oh god. That's a great question great question You

1:33:35

guys always ask great questions. Thanks And I appreciate

1:33:37

you guys allowing me to be long-winded early about

1:33:40

describing these teams, right? Cuz I bet you a

1:33:42

lot of your listeners don't know fuck all about

1:33:44

hockey So I try to get in

1:33:46

the weeds about what we talk about how they win

1:33:48

and how to do it um

1:33:51

coaches Paul Maurice

1:33:53

with Florida. He's like a fucking

1:33:56

poet like every time he hits the desk

1:33:58

I get sick. He just nails it he's so

1:34:00

well spoken. He

1:34:02

knows how to manage his group

1:34:04

and he's a good puppeteer and

1:34:06

he's good with challenging their mental.

1:34:09

No one knew what buttons to push and

1:34:11

when and how to motivate the group and

1:34:13

how to use the media to do so.

1:34:15

I think Jim Montgomery is a great coach.

1:34:17

I think it was wild to see such

1:34:19

a good coach. I

1:34:22

think as far as winning percentage in your

1:34:24

first two seasons with a team, his

1:34:26

might be the best ever with Boston

1:34:28

and how much they like him and respect him

1:34:31

in the locker room and how he's able to

1:34:33

motivate them. They lost

1:34:35

their two best centers and still almost

1:34:37

won their division and finished with well

1:34:39

over 100 points this year. But he

1:34:41

almost lost it against the, like he

1:34:44

almost lost to the Leafs in

1:34:46

that 3-1 fashion again. He could have easily

1:34:48

just been fired next week where

1:34:50

now he's off to the second round. But he's

1:34:52

a good coach. Pete

1:34:54

DeBore who just won for Dallas is

1:34:58

8-0 in game sevens in the family

1:35:00

playoffs. 8-0 buddy. This guy is as

1:35:02

cool as a cucumber. I

1:35:04

actually lost to him in junior in the second round

1:35:07

when I was playing with the Owen Sound Attack. He

1:35:09

went on to win I believe a couple OHL

1:35:12

championships, but Memorial Cup with Mike Richards

1:35:15

as a captain with the Kitchener

1:35:17

Rangers and he's always had the same

1:35:19

assistant coach spotter. So they've

1:35:21

worked well together where they've gotten to the

1:35:23

NHL. Here's another crazy fucking one for you.

1:35:27

I want to say every

1:35:30

game seven that the

1:35:33

Vegas Golden Knights have been

1:35:35

a part of, he's been

1:35:37

involved in because he was with them when they

1:35:40

first started and then he got axed which I

1:35:42

thought was a bad call. They fired him too

1:35:44

early and then he was

1:35:46

in San Jose or

1:35:48

maybe he was in San Jose first. I

1:35:50

might be getting the teams wrong, but he

1:35:52

was involved against the series against the Vegas

1:35:54

Golden Knights and then now he's in Dallas

1:35:57

he was with them against them again. Wow.

1:35:59

He survived all these crazy games. sevens and

1:36:01

he's eight no and he's had some amazing

1:36:03

groups and he's just an

1:36:05

unreal coach he's just never won his cup

1:36:07

he's never got his cup so

1:36:09

he's got to get it he's got to I

1:36:12

think I feel like he deserves it I

1:36:14

feel like hey it could be his year

1:36:16

with that group that he has. Na blocks

1:36:18

a young coach who doesn't have any NHL

1:36:20

experience with the Edmonton Oilers but it was

1:36:22

McDavid's junior coach so when all that drama

1:36:24

was happening at the beginning of the year

1:36:27

all of a sudden they fire their coach and then

1:36:29

they bring in his junior coach like it kind of

1:36:31

put him in a bad spot where maybe he did

1:36:33

have something to do with it had a say in

1:36:35

it but he said that he didn't

1:36:37

and but everyone's like oh yeah the

1:36:40

best player in the world's junior coach gets

1:36:42

hired with no NHL experience and you didn't

1:36:44

but since then he had the best record

1:36:46

in the NHL to finish the season and

1:36:48

he's handled himself awesome with adjustments that he's

1:36:51

made so he's kind of this new young

1:36:53

blood head coach he's

1:36:56

very LeBron of him what

1:36:59

do you mean I mean LeBron just like hand picks coaches

1:37:01

like he'll get a coach fired and then bring in a

1:37:03

new one I think that

1:37:05

I think their GM there oh god

1:37:09

biz think of it he was whipped the

1:37:11

Detroit Red Wings forever you got this Steve

1:37:14

Eiserman no no no he's

1:37:16

there now I know I know Sergey

1:37:18

Fedorov Mike

1:37:20

Babcock is

1:37:22

it Ken Holland Ken Holland oh yeah

1:37:25

yeah so he won all those cups

1:37:27

as a GM with I'll tell

1:37:29

you a cool story about asking over the

1:37:31

Dallas scouts after but he's over in Edmonton

1:37:33

now because he's already formed these

1:37:35

unbelievable groups and knows what it takes

1:37:37

so I feel like he's done a

1:37:40

good job of picking McDavid's brain from

1:37:42

an end like not too much like

1:37:44

McDavid ain't running show but understanding

1:37:46

what they need in order to win yeah

1:37:48

I think he's done a good job of

1:37:50

communicating with them so he's done some of

1:37:52

the trades and moves that he's made to

1:37:54

like bringing over over Ekholm and

1:37:56

how he's got a Vander Kain who's a big

1:37:59

piece he's only making like I'm four and

1:38:01

a half million bucks. It was a risk bringing

1:38:03

them in, brought in Corey Perry. So

1:38:06

love him, but like this is all NHL

1:38:09

drama shit where when he was having all

1:38:11

of his success in Detroit, I

1:38:13

think contract time came up

1:38:15

for the Detroit scouting staff

1:38:18

who had been pulling diamonds out of

1:38:20

their ass in these late rounds where

1:38:22

they were getting these generational players like

1:38:24

Datsuka, Zetterberg. The list goes on of

1:38:27

deep picks that they got that went

1:38:29

on to be hall of famers and

1:38:31

generational talent where contract

1:38:34

time was up and I don't think they

1:38:36

paid him or they weren't given offering the

1:38:39

scouts what they were worth based on how

1:38:41

they were like they were finding them fucking

1:38:43

gems. So boom, they

1:38:46

came back I mean think eventually with

1:38:48

an offer and they said too bad