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Today is Monday, June 24th. And

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Hank, the summer of Hank has arrived. Oh,

4:27

we're going to start with game seven. I

4:29

don't know, dude. We're going to talk to

4:31

Whitney for 30 minutes about game seven. We

4:33

will talk about game six, but Hank,

4:37

you had the greatest day of your life

4:39

on Friday. You're part of Joe Missoula's family

4:41

now. The brotherhood. I think we got

4:43

to hear what transpired. If

4:47

anyone missed it, I can't imagine anyone did,

4:49

but Hank was on Joe

4:51

Missoula's duck boat for the Boston Celtics

4:53

parade and he was

4:55

fucking buckled and living

4:58

his best life. I saw a sports center

5:00

and it was Joe Missoula pouring a beer

5:02

on Hank's head as the recap of the

5:04

Celtics championship parade. I was like, what the

5:06

fuck? There's no way. There's absolutely no

5:08

way. It looked like you had the best time

5:10

ever, Hank. So again, I'm reluctantly happy for you.

5:12

It was definitely the best day of my life.

5:14

I can honestly say that I've been riding the

5:16

high all weekend, just running it back and thinking

5:19

about how insanely ridiculous it

5:21

was. I had absolutely

5:23

no business being on that boat.

5:26

The fact that I got invited is a testament

5:28

to you guys in the show that it somehow

5:30

ever even happened. Oh, thank you. Did

5:32

you crash the boat? Did not crash

5:35

the boat. I did take that. Take

5:37

that. He said basically we got him on that boat.

5:39

I was on the boat pretty much. I did take a

5:41

couple branches to the face. I was standing up. We

5:43

got hit with some branches, but we

5:45

got there early. We got there at like nine

5:48

o'clock. I woke up. We got to

5:50

Boston around like two. I couldn't sleep. I was

5:52

excited. So I didn't have the best night of

5:54

sleep. I was a little bit running late. So I didn't eat. I

5:56

didn't have any sunscreen. Oh no. Was that my

5:59

fault? No, no, no, no. It was my

6:01

fault, but I was probably not great time management.

6:04

Showed up and I was feeling it out cuz I told you guys

6:06

before, I was like, I don't know how to

6:08

act. I have no business being on this boat. I didn't win

6:10

the championship. I don't know what the vibe is gonna be like.

6:13

And right when I got there, Missoula's team was like,

6:15

you guys didn't bring any beers? I was like, I

6:17

didn't know the vibe. They're like, no, we're gonna get

6:19

after it. It

6:21

was his whole family. They were all absolutely incredible.

6:23

His whole team, his brother,

6:26

his sons, his wife, everyone.

6:29

And one of his best friends he grew up with. And

6:32

you. And me. That was it. That was it.

6:35

Sorry, and I was still feeling it out. His

6:37

wife, before even the duck boat took off, she

6:39

took out a huge bottle of tequila. Evan started

6:42

taking shots and then from there it was just

6:44

off. People were throwing beers, throwing nips and McGill

6:46

cutties. I probably had 10 or 15

6:48

of those to the point where I was like, I

6:50

might puke. I was just taking them, chugging them, grabbing

6:52

beers, stone colding them on people. People were

6:54

bringing out ace of spade

6:56

bottles. We were spraying the crowd with champagne. You were

6:59

the front duck boat. We were the first duck boat.

7:01

So how did that work when you were driving down the street

7:03

and you see people on the side of the

7:06

road and they're like cheering for your float.

7:08

At first, are you like intimidated to wave

7:10

back at them because you think to yourself,

7:12

like, they're not waving at me, they're waving

7:15

at coach. Well, it was just the

7:17

whole time I kept thinking how crazy it was that if

7:19

I wasn't on the boat, I was just looking out

7:21

at a sea of myself. Like I was just looking

7:24

out at my people, people from Boston. I was like,

7:26

if I wasn't on this boat, I would be in

7:28

that crowd. And they were all just

7:30

so excited. Like the energy was so high. Missoula was

7:32

the first person they saw. And so when they saw

7:34

them, they started going nuts. So I was just like

7:36

getting the crowd pumped up for the rest of the

7:38

parade, which was super easy. People were

7:40

so excited. There was so

7:43

many people. I could not believe. I

7:46

kept thinking like it's gotta be over soon. We just

7:48

kept going and it just got, the crowds got bigger

7:50

and bigger and bigger. People were

7:52

just going insane. It

7:54

was- It was

7:56

the greatest, it was something I'll never, I can't

7:59

even put into words. how lucky I was to be

8:01

able to do it. You got to experience what

8:03

being a champion at the highest level of sports

8:05

is. Like, that's what you got to experience on

8:08

Friday. Biggest parade in NBA championship

8:10

history. Is that a fact? 1.5

8:12

million people. I love parade math. That's my favorite. Where they

8:14

have a helicopter that flies over. They're like, that's 1.1 million.

8:17

And they just show the heat picture. Yeah. Missoula's

8:20

the best. He's the absolute,

8:22

I mean, he couldn't be cooler. We hung out

8:24

with him for like 45 minutes before we started.

8:27

The funniest, there was a very funny moment, right after

8:29

the parade route ended. They kind of turned to the

8:31

side, they were stopped. And then they get back on

8:33

the freeway to go back to the garden. So everyone

8:36

has to sit down. And everyone's

8:38

buckled at this point too. And

8:40

Missoula huddles everyone around. Like I said,

8:42

it's literally his direct family and his

8:45

personal team. And then me. And

8:47

he gives us peace. You are one of his

8:49

best friends then. Don't discount yourself in that group.

8:51

He's like, every single person here, you all played

8:53

a part in this championship. Except

8:55

Hank. And then everyone started

8:58

laughing. Yeah, it was so funny. That's

9:00

good. So Max, you were in charge of cutting

9:02

up social stuff and having your eyes on the

9:04

internet for Hank content, of which there was a

9:06

whole lot. What was your favorite Hank clip?

9:10

He said I looked awkward. Yeah, what was it?

9:12

You did look awkward. You were so salty. You're

9:15

like, yeah, I'll say it. Hank looks awkward up

9:17

there. You did. You looked awkward as

9:19

fuck. You didn't know anyone on the boat. You were the

9:21

odd odd man. I did know. I

9:23

became life-lifter with friends with everyone on that boat. No.

9:26

They'll always have that moment together. You were awkward

9:28

and you know it. You know you were awkward

9:30

up there. He, it's a very tough situation. I

9:32

don't think you looked awkward. The only time you

9:34

looked awkward was when the flag bodied him. Yeah.

9:36

The flag was bad. Yes, that's my answer. That's

9:38

my answer. That's my favorite video. That's

9:41

when I realized I had to stop drinking and the only

9:43

way to do that physically because I kept catching beers. And

9:45

then you want to pump the crowd up and just chug

9:47

it or throw it down. So I was like, I got

9:49

two hands on a flag and just wave it. And the

9:52

flag dominated you. I mean, I was, yeah.

9:54

There was a couple of moments where the flag got caught up and

9:56

I didn't know what was going on. You're double fist pumping the flag.

9:58

You did a lot of double fist pumps. Almost every

10:00

clip that I saw was Hank's and sending the

10:02

two fists out there. Which is a classic move.

10:04

Max was mad that people were bringing up Embiid.

10:07

No, I wasn't. I actually was ecstatic to see

10:10

that. The fact that it's

10:12

their championship parade and they still can't stop

10:14

talking about Embiid, that's a great

10:16

sign. That's great. That was a great

10:18

thing for you. You live for free. I was so

10:20

happy to see that sign. Rent free. So

10:23

yeah, it was a very cool situation. Hank, I

10:25

think that most people would be awkward put in

10:27

that situation, but I know you get

10:29

along pretty well with anybody in situations like that. Hank's

10:31

a good vibes guy. You're a good vibe guy. And

10:34

his whole family. Not on the show. They're

10:36

from Rhode Island. It

10:38

felt very natural. Your family. I was definitely a little

10:40

worried, but then literally his wife, before we even took

10:42

off, was like, all right, everyone's doing shots. I was

10:45

like, all right, I'm going to fit in just fine

10:47

here. There's got to be a word for that to

10:49

describe a guy like Hank who is just real dickhead

10:51

to everybody that he actually cares about. And then if

10:53

you're a stranger, he's the biggest ray of sunshine of

10:55

all time. He brought more vibes on that. Yeah, he

10:58

brought more vibes on that. He brought more vibes on

11:00

that duck boat than he has on the show in

11:02

forever. That is a fact. Yeah. Yes.

11:05

Maybe we need to start throwing him nips. I'm just happy this

11:07

is the last day of Hank's suck fest in the past two

11:09

weeks. This way. Hank's on a roll right

11:11

now. I understand people are

11:13

upset about the Hank's suck fest, but

11:15

our fucking producer and very good friend

11:18

was on a duck boat with the

11:21

coach of the NBA champions. How

11:23

can we not lead the show with that? I just

11:26

want the people that are complaining to know that their

11:28

voice is heard. Okay. All right. Thank

11:31

you, Max. I will be that person. Thank you for your service, Max.

11:33

Just know that if you're in that camp, you are a Max. Yeah.

11:36

Good. And Max, if a Philly team

11:38

ever won, we wouldn't do the same for you? We

11:41

would. Yeah, but that's different. Oh,

11:43

okay. That's different. Because it'd be you.

11:45

We would definitely do the same for you. Well, yeah. I

11:48

mean, it's whatever. Yeah. Okay. Who

11:51

was the drunkest at the speech?

11:55

They did the speech beforehand. Smart. Porzingis.

11:58

Porzingis was late, which honestly was great for me. because everyone was in

12:01

the tunnel waiting because they all came out as

12:03

a team to the court and did the speech

12:05

before the parade went off. And

12:07

so everyone was just waiting around for Porzingis because

12:09

he, it almost happened to me too where he

12:13

basically tried to get off and then the

12:15

road was blocked off so he couldn't get

12:17

across. So it was like, there was probably

12:19

30 minutes where we got to just

12:21

mingle with the players because they were just waiting

12:23

for Porzingis. That's awesome. Terry

12:25

White, did you like your hair? Love the hair. He

12:28

came in, said, what up? Sam Houser

12:30

was drunk. He was also the man though, him

12:33

and his whole family. AKA Porzingis.

12:35

His brother, Joey Houser, Porzingis.

12:37

Yeah. You went up

12:39

for people who don't know. Hank told Gaz, I'm gonna

12:41

go take a picture of Porzingis and then it was

12:43

just a picture of Hank standing next to Joey Houser.

12:46

It was like six, eight, yeah. He was told

12:48

why he was wearing the hat the same way.

12:50

I mean, that's, yeah, I was very drunk at

12:52

that point. Who got the bigger pop, Tatum or

12:54

Brown? I was in front of them,

12:56

so I don't know. Good question. Yeah, that'd be interesting.

12:58

I did see that Jalen Brown lost his ring. Yeah.

13:01

He had like a nice fancy ring that he brought

13:04

to the parade. Some people were saying that Hank stole

13:06

it. He also said that he was, there's

13:09

like a cash prize if someone finds it,

13:11

why wouldn't the cash, can you just buy a new one? It

13:14

must be sentimental. It's $300 million. I thought that too, it must

13:16

be, it's probably a sentimental ring. Yeah. It

13:18

was Putin there? I did

13:20

not see Putin. Oh, okay, you must have missed him. Okay,

13:23

so great, great weekend. It was, yeah, it was the

13:26

greatest day of my life. I have a question. Yes.

13:29

What did the night look like? Well,

13:31

he took a nap. Yeah, so there was an

13:33

after party at Cisco, with

13:36

just the organization, that

13:38

was blocked off to the public till like five

13:40

o'clock, and then once the public, they

13:43

opened the doors for the public, people kind of filtered out,

13:45

because people were turning to

13:47

a shit show. So I went back

13:49

to the hotel, Gaz was checking into

13:51

the hotel, I said, I'm just gonna go up to my room for a second.

13:53

I texted him at like 4.45 and said, let

13:56

me know when you're ready, I'll be down. And then I woke up

13:58

at 7.15. So I

14:00

took a little nap, but then yeah, I

14:02

went out in Southie and had a great time.

14:05

So you didn't go out with anyone on the team at

14:07

night? Not at night, no. No,

14:10

I was just curious. Max, this is

14:12

a dig. That wasn't a dig.

14:15

I was curious. That was a dig. That's a big

14:17

dig. That was a dig. I'm one to admit when

14:19

it is a dig, that was not a dig. I

14:21

was actually just curious. So Hank, you just went out

14:23

with your friends at night and partied. Yeah.

14:26

Which could be Joe Bazzula now. When

14:28

you say you're going out with your friends, do you have his number now? I

14:31

do have his number. He invited me to

14:33

his house. He was like trying, he was like, you sure you

14:35

don't want to come back? I was like, I appreciate it, but

14:37

I'm sad. Could have napped on his couch. Yeah. Yeah.

14:41

Could have choked him out. Could have punched a hole in his

14:43

drywall and that would have been good for him. Yeah, in his

14:45

house. Okay, so incredible

14:47

weekend for Hank. We do

14:49

have a game seven. Stanley

14:51

Cup final, game seven, Monday night, tonight.

14:54

The Oilers back from the dead have

14:57

absolutely dominated the Panthers. We're going to

14:59

talk with Whitney for 30 minutes about

15:01

the game, but this

15:03

has a chance to be just an all

15:05

time, all time game seven. This would be,

15:08

I think the most iconic moment in Stanley

15:10

Cup finals history if they're able to pull

15:12

it off. If McDavid does. I

15:14

think, yeah. And then if the Panthers do it,

15:16

it kind of becomes a footnote and at the

15:18

same time becomes another tally in the check mark

15:20

box of McDavid can't win the big

15:22

one. Yes. But it has

15:24

been an incredible series. Incredible. Like

15:27

I thought the series was absolutely over. I thought it

15:29

was going to be a sweep and then boom,

15:31

you look up. I mean the games are, it's

15:33

like two nights in between, three nights in between each

15:35

game, but the Oilers have just kicked

15:38

the shit out of the Panthers. Did the Oilers

15:40

figure out Bob? I did. I

15:42

think they figured everything out. I think they figured Bob right out. They

15:44

figured out just in time. Yeah. And

15:47

it's going to be awesome. We also have,

15:49

I think we have double championships on Monday

15:51

night because Tennessee and Texas A&M play for

15:53

the college world series. Yeah. The

15:55

Vols, Vols battled back. Yeah. The

15:57

Jello Shot Challenge. Let's talk about the Jello

15:59

Shot Challenge. because I always thought that it was

16:01

like a cool thing that the College World Series had. Did

16:03

you read the same tweet as me that ruined it? No,

16:05

no, I've been thinking this since last week, so you can

16:07

tell me what ruined it for me. But

16:10

the Jello Shot Challenge is, at

16:13

every College World Series in Omaha, you

16:15

go there and every team has a list for

16:17

their fans and it updates the tally based on

16:20

how many Jello Shots at that bar certain

16:22

fan bases have purchased. In the past it's been kind

16:24

of fun because it's just like people that go into

16:26

the bar and happen to order the Jello Shots. Now

16:29

we've got people drone striking in Jello Shot

16:31

orders from out of town. And

16:33

does it go to charity at all or is it

16:36

just the bar? Because if it's just the bar, they're

16:38

geniuses. I think it's just the bar, there might be

16:40

some charity element. What ruined it for me was someone

16:43

said that they have

16:45

them pre-packaged and yeah, people show up

16:47

and just buy a bunch and then

16:49

walk away. Yeah. And that's

16:51

not in the spirit of the rules. Or you

16:53

can call in. You should have to take the

16:56

Jello Shot. Yes. For its

16:58

account. I feel like

17:00

we're in the live ball era. Let's

17:02

get back to just the basics. Drunk

17:05

people, fans taking the Jello Shot

17:07

right in front of you. Organically. You

17:09

can order them for your table. That's cool. Yeah. Or

17:12

a couple for your table. They all have to be taken by your fan

17:14

base. Yeah, but

17:16

walking in and saying like, I'd like 10,000 Jello Shots. Right.

17:20

And then just having. And then that doesn't tell me anything

17:22

about your family. It just says that you have someone rich

17:24

who could buy a bunch of Jello Shots. Yeah,

17:27

you should have to drink them. Yeah, 100%. And

17:30

it shouldn't count like. Drink them or eat them. Eat

17:33

them. You take them. Take them. But

17:35

it also wouldn't count. Like

17:39

if we walked in and I were

17:42

a Tennessee fan and you were

17:44

wearing like NC State stuff and I bought

17:47

two Jello Shots and you took

17:49

one. That shouldn't count for two for Tennessee. No,

17:51

that's NC State. Right. They should just do the

17:54

Breathalyzer challenge. Breathalyze every person wearing a

17:56

jersey that walks out. And

17:58

then do an average at the end of the week. Yeah, that'd be

18:00

good. Do you want to talk about the Hawk 2-a-girl? Apparently

18:04

she's signing merchandise now. Good for

18:06

her. She's making hats. Good for

18:08

her. Gotta take advantage. I

18:10

like the Hawk 2-a-girl just because... Who is the Hawk

18:12

2-a-girl? Well, there was a Man on the

18:14

Street video. It was Nashville. I don't know where it was.

18:16

I think it was Nashville. And do you

18:19

want to play the video? Can you play the video

18:21

for us? Spit on that thing. Yeah, spit on that

18:23

thing. So I

18:25

liked how simple this meme is because I

18:27

saw it going around and we had a

18:29

busy week last week and I kind of

18:31

missed it at the beginning. And

18:34

then I caught up and I was like, oh, that's as simple of a

18:36

meme as it can get. Yeah. There's

18:38

no other thing to it. I

18:40

like those. Yeah. All right, go

18:42

ahead. Play the video. What's one movement band that makes a

18:44

man go crazy every time? Oh, you gotta give him that

18:46

Hawk 2 and spit on that thing.

18:50

So that's it. It's as simple as possible. How

18:52

many... It's a girl talking about spitting on a

18:54

cock. How many tagliovola jerseys are just going to

18:56

be labeled Hawk on the back of them next

18:59

year? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's good. I mean,

19:01

I think we can already say that's the number

19:03

one fancy football team name for 2024, right? Hawk

19:07

2a? Yeah. She's a

19:09

star. She's an absolute star. Legend.

19:11

She's a complete star. Yeah. What do you think

19:13

about her form, Hank? Hawk

19:16

2a. I like the message. I

19:18

like the message she was sending. One Hawk 2a guy to

19:20

another. It's Hawk 2a. Hank 2a? Shane

19:24

Hawk 2 is his own cock. Yeah.

19:27

But it's crazy because he doesn't eat anything else.

19:30

Like Shane didn't have his first sandwich

19:33

until last week. He had his first

19:35

sandwich. Oh, yeah.

19:37

No, she's a star in the making.

19:39

It feels like we're on a really

19:41

good run right now with the Edmonton

19:43

Oilers fan. Hawk 2a girl.

19:45

We're just getting back to the basics, the

19:47

basics of the internet. Yes. Attractive

19:50

female does something and we're

19:52

like, yes, she rules. Well, I mean, it boils

19:54

down to like blowjob or tit. Yeah, right. Turns

19:56

out those things do well. Damn, she's a star.

20:00

the protesters at the at the travelers

20:02

the fifth major if they just had

20:05

tits that were just poking out

20:07

there I think their cause would be celebrated a

20:09

little bit more yes so those guys so Sky

20:11

Sheffer won again all he does

20:13

is win although only

20:15

won one major this year mm-hmm can't

20:18

win the big one he won he won one big

20:20

one he won one big one but

20:22

yeah we had protesters on what was it

20:24

the 18th is 18th all yeah they're coming

20:26

up and the one guy had what like

20:28

a seven foot putt yeah

20:30

yeah I'm Kim they should

20:32

uh like I

20:35

protest or justice is never because

20:37

because a guy remember when they were doing it the

20:39

timber rolls games they were they were gluing themselves to

20:42

the floor I don't

20:44

think that if you protest something at a

20:46

sporting event you shouldn't just be like okay

20:48

now I go to jail pay a thousand

20:50

dollar fine whatever it is it should

20:53

your punishment should just be directly related to this

20:55

sport they should have to go stand at the

20:57

tee box and Sky Sheffer and Tom Kim get

20:59

the t1 like right at them that's what it

21:01

should be or you just get handcuffed to a

21:04

tree yeah and you have to just live on

21:06

the golf course yeah or like when you if

21:08

you if you glue yourself to a basketball floor

21:10

you should have to then they should just reglue

21:13

you to center court and you have to just

21:15

be trampled on for the entire

21:17

of the entirety of the game glue you down

21:19

right underneath the basket and you get dunked on

21:21

yeah right like that you got yeah you got

21:23

Rudy go bear landing on you don't have to

21:25

then go to jail but if you do it

21:27

at a sporting event you you should have to

21:29

you should have to get your punishment immediately at

21:32

that sporting event yes so they were they were

21:34

stopped big oil people right okay and I think

21:36

that the Edmonton Oilers fan did so much that

21:39

was pro big oil yeah it completely over

21:41

shadows any counterprotester yeah just if you if

21:43

you're gonna do a protest and you want

21:45

people who are watching sports to pay attention

21:48

just have your boobs out yeah and yeah people people

21:50

be like you know what I'll look at some of

21:53

their literature yeah the cops won't tackle you as hard

21:55

yeah that was it was funny watching the cops being

21:57

like this is our big moment it is there was

21:59

like four five of them running everywhere. It's what you

22:01

trained for. If you're a security guard and you're working

22:03

at it, it's either you either get to arrest Scotty

22:06

Shuffler or you get to arrest somebody that's threatening Scotty

22:08

Shuffler. And they were dumping stuff all over the green.

22:10

I don't know what they were dumping. It just looked

22:12

like cocaine. It might've just been cocaine.

22:14

There's like a red flare I think as well. Shout

22:17

out Scotty keeping his composure. Yeah. They

22:20

probably thought they were coming for him. His hair looked great. Did

22:23

it? Scotty's hair, yeah. It grew right in. It grew

22:25

all the way in. So it looks pretty good right

22:27

now. And then right after it was over, the second

22:29

he stepped off the green, his wife just hands him

22:31

the baby. He's like, here you look after the baby

22:33

now. Well, it's also for the pictures. It's for the

22:35

pictures. The pictures, the baby picture after a win is,

22:38

I mean, Jason's hit him. We talked about

22:40

his whole aura, but the video of him

22:42

with deuces. You can't not like

22:44

that. Yeah. You have to have

22:46

the coldest heart in the world to not like

22:49

that. If you throw a kid into a champion's

22:51

arms, it's instant, this is awesome. Yeah, but then

22:53

if he loses, I wanna see that baby face

22:55

the music afterwards. And the baby

22:57

should have the heart. Answer the tough ones.

22:59

Did Jason Tatum, did he have

23:01

aura at the parade? So much aura.

23:03

Really? What that looked like. He was carrying

23:05

around the trophy, so what up? That sounds like the trophy

23:08

as aura. Yeah. It was a prop. I

23:10

mean, just the pictures and videos. He looked like

23:12

the greatest champion in the world. The beautiful part

23:14

about winning a championship is that when you win

23:16

a championship, you

23:19

can just reply with the picture of him holding the trophy.

23:22

And it's tough. It's a tough argument. It

23:24

is. Although I'm not arguing that he's not

23:26

a champion. He's definitely a champion. A

23:30

star player holding a trophy in front of 1.5

23:32

million. Yeah, that was a cool picture. I

23:34

saw that, but that was the sun going off of it. But

23:37

that's aura. Well, no, it was more the

23:39

sun and the trophy. The sun has aura. Yeah.

23:43

Sun has a lot of aura. That's just,

23:45

you can ask Neil deGrasse Tyson about that.

23:47

Yeah, sun's just radiating aura all over the

23:49

place. Okay, what

23:51

other sports or any other things we

23:54

have? Did you win

23:56

the 50-50 raffle? I didn't know. I was-

24:00

I think 300 bucks on 50-50 raffle, and

24:02

the guy just sat down next to me. He's like,

24:04

thank you so much for doing this. I was like,

24:06

do people not normally? They don't buy that much. Get

24:08

that much? And I was looking at it, I was

24:10

like, I've never wanted anything more in my life than

24:12

to win the 50-50 raffle. That might've been

24:14

the end of part of my take. And actually, I thought

24:16

about it when I saw the picture. I was like, if he

24:19

wins, this will

24:21

ruin me. Yeah. Do you even get a

24:23

number? What do you mean? Like, did you get the first number? Oh,

24:25

no. I usually don't even get the first. That's when

24:27

it sucks, when you're like, all right. Okay. You

24:30

have to buy them every inning. Yeah. I

24:32

bought them all at once, and then when they make the announcement

24:34

after the game's over, I go to the website, and I looked

24:37

at it, and I had to refresh it, because I was like,

24:39

this must be a different 50-50 raffle, because

24:41

the first number is different from all my tickets.

24:43

Yeah. But yeah, no, I mean,

24:45

the bleachers at Wrigley Field are incredible. Got

24:47

to take the tarps off out there. Friday

24:49

afternoon, nothing better. Beer snakes, going a lot

24:51

of Edmonton Oilers fans and full kits out

24:54

there in the heat. Really brave

24:56

in the sun. And yeah,

24:58

you got to drink beers out of a bat.

25:00

They got the bat beers out there. Yep. Yep. So

25:03

now I just have that in my kitchen now that I

25:06

just pour every drink into. I'm drinking out of a bat.

25:08

There's nothing better. Yeah, you had a perfect Chicago weekend, and

25:10

Max moved. That was fun too,

25:12

though, probably. I went to the sphere, it was sick. Max,

25:16

you moved. Yeah, I drove like 40 hours

25:18

in two days. We

25:21

all of us here had incredible weekends. Yeah, no.

25:23

That was the Max parade. No, I had a

25:25

good weekend. I had a good dinner. Then

25:28

I drove a lot. Okay, nice. A lot of

25:30

driving. Yeah, anyone who is thinking about going to

25:33

the sphere, do it. Yeah, it does

25:35

look incredible. It was mind

25:37

blowing. You know who else had a great weekend

25:39

was Travis. Was it like a part

25:41

of me thinks my mind would get permanently blown?

25:43

There was a point of like never returning. There

25:46

was especially a moment on

25:48

Saturday night, and I'll be

25:51

fully honest, I had had a lot of mushrooms

25:53

both Friday and Saturday, but I did have that

25:55

thought of like, will I ever be able to

25:57

go back to real life? it

26:00

was that cool. Yeah, I just want I would

26:02

want to just live in the sphere. It was

26:04

it was like I said the expectations were high

26:06

and they blew them out of the water. Incredible.

26:10

Yeah. Um, Charles James Dolan, one

26:12

good thing he's done in his life. And his kazoo band.

26:14

Yeah. And do you think his kazoo band is ever gonna

26:16

play at the sphere? I'd go see it. I would go.

26:18

I would go. I'd be front row. Yeah,

26:21

I didn't know if it was the mushrooms or the sphere and

26:23

then I just realized why not both.

26:25

Yeah, they're both. And it was both. It was definitely

26:27

both. Uh, but yeah, Travis Kelce

26:29

had a great weekend too, mostly because he just

26:31

missed beer Olympics. Yeah. So he's real shame. He's

26:34

probably very happy that he's hanging

26:36

out overseas instead of having to go to Nashville. And

26:38

we have a new war, Dave Grohl versus Swifties. Yes,

26:40

we do. I saw that. I stay with

26:42

Dave Grohl. Um, I

26:44

do too. What do you do?

26:46

He dister? He said that, uh, they're

26:48

doing the errors tour because they play

26:51

their music live. Foo

26:53

Fighters are. Unlike. Unlike

26:55

Swifts who's not playing live. She's

26:58

just lip syncing. That's what his claim was.

27:00

Some people are saying, yeah. But it's

27:02

also like, why can't there just be. What is he thinking? Why

27:04

can't there just be shit talk? Why can't Swifties

27:07

just do shit talk? That's what they do.

27:09

No, they don't. They don't let, they don't,

27:11

they don't, anyone who says anything mean

27:13

about Taylor Swift ever, they fucking go to

27:16

Def Con a million. I

27:18

don't even know if that's Def Con. Yeah, but

27:20

it should be like sports. You should be able

27:22

to, to take the shit talk, fire back in

27:24

kind without trying to take away his entire career.

27:27

I'm sure. What's a meme girl? Dave Grohl will be fine.

27:29

I did see a meme that, uh, Swifties

27:33

don't Hawk Tua. I

27:37

don't know if there's a lot of Swifties. I don't know if that's

27:39

true. I saw the meme. I'm just

27:41

reporting what I've seen. We're journalists. I'm

27:43

reporting it. There's not a lot of crossover

27:45

between like Reagan voters and

27:48

Taylor Swift fans, probably. Hawk Tua.

27:50

Yeah. Yeah. It's so

27:54

good. It's so good. I love that for

27:56

a while, all we had was the, uh, the gluck gluck

27:58

3000. And we've been

28:01

waiting for a worthy successor. I think Hawk too.

28:03

It doesn't it's finally been released What do you

28:05

think your dad sang right now? That's

28:09

my girl yeah Yeah, like

28:11

that was good work. Yeah, nice

28:13

you you you you asserted

28:16

yourself well in that interview. Yeah, Hawk

28:18

too Okay,

28:20

anything else from the weekend trying

28:22

to think oh We did

28:24

have the first ever walk off pitch

28:26

clock violation. Yeah, those electric. Yep happened

28:29

to the Rockies, right? Yeah, I happened

28:31

to the Nationals. Yeah. Yeah, what Rockies

28:33

won? I believe and

28:35

yeah, we finally got it. We

28:37

were waiting for it. We needed it. Thank God. We

28:39

also had Another rematch of the

28:42

fever in the sky and nothing really happened

28:44

It was just like a normal good bad.

28:46

They just like the Washington Generals and the

28:48

Globetrotters Yes, I every game they seem to

28:50

play a lot how matters they're playing every

28:52

other night How mad are people that there

28:54

wasn't a hard foul on Caitlin Clark? Very

28:56

there's a shitload of people who only watch

28:58

the game for hard fouls on cute Yeah,

29:00

like a hawk they're watching and they're just

29:02

like rewinding every frame that seemed like an

29:04

unnecessary shoulder There was like some shit

29:06

talking, but it was just normal sports, right? Which is

29:08

I think what it's gonna turn into Yeah, now if I

29:10

was a player on the fever what I would do if

29:13

I'm like into the rotation type

29:15

player I would just become her

29:17

enforcer just get out there and wreck some

29:19

people's face if they touch Caitlin Clark Yeah,

29:22

and then you just develop an enormous fan

29:24

base based off that Yeah, just become the

29:26

the Caitlin Clark Stopper.

29:28

Yeah by physically assaulting or the Caitlin

29:31

Clark stopper. So no I'm saying her

29:33

teammate or teammate Oh or the protector.

29:35

Yeah, she'd get real violent. Yes, the

29:38

really violent. Yes Okay,

29:40

let's do who's back the week Max

29:43

are you gonna start doing who's backs the week? Should

29:46

he that's that's not my choice. I

29:49

think you I think we should try it and see how it goes Yeah,

29:51

probably go poorly Do

29:55

you have one? Yep. Okay,

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30:45

who's back of the week? Both

30:48

of mine just got taken. It was going to be

30:50

the protesters, then it was going to be Travis Kelsey.

30:52

It was going to be Haktua. Oh, and Matt's Pitcher

30:54

just got kicked out for cheating memes. Oh no. What

30:57

was he doing? Bad

30:59

stuff. He had some of the Grimace Shake

31:01

on his wrist. He was

31:03

Haktua-ing into the ball. So I'll

31:06

just say my added inspiration to Dunk, that was

31:08

the only thing I didn't really mention, was uh...

31:12

How's it been going, this bender you've been on? It's

31:14

been, I've been trying to do as much as I can,

31:16

but after spending the day

31:18

and basically being invited as a

31:21

quasi-member of the Missoula family, I feel like

31:24

it's my responsibility to live up to the

31:26

high expectations and standard that he sets, and

31:28

I feel more motivated than ever to just

31:30

put in the extra work and make it

31:32

happen, because that's what he would do. That's

31:36

what Missoulas would do. So earlier in this

31:38

episode, you said that this was probably the best

31:40

day of your life. You

31:42

just hung out with Tom Brady like six

31:44

days ago. Oh my God, I forgot. Hank

31:46

has been on such a streak that I

31:48

forgot about that. So this was better

31:51

than chilling with Tom Brady? Yeah.

31:54

I mean, the one before was the first

31:56

Patriots Super Bowl when they won and we got

31:58

invited to the hotel. It was random, like we weren't

32:01

expecting it. We were just at a bar, got a text, ended

32:04

up at the team hotel after party and got

32:06

to party with the team when it was like,

32:08

you know, maybe a hundred people there. That

32:10

was previously the greatest out of my life.

32:12

This one, this one tops it. I think

32:14

Brady's probably top four. Jeez. So

32:18

you had two of the greatest nights of your life in the

32:20

same week. I

32:22

wish you hadn't said that. There will be downfall. I

32:24

completely forgot about that. There will be downfall. Yeah, the

32:26

downfall is football. Or real

32:28

shame in a boat. Yeah. Or

32:32

real shame trying to dunk. Real

32:34

shame if you popped your Achilles trying to

32:36

dunk. PFT.

32:39

It would be a real shame. I just said PFT.

32:41

I understand. I understand why people... You bad, bad

32:43

boys. I just laid on me that you were a bad boy. That

32:45

was a bad boy. But he deserves it after the week. I was

32:47

going to say ACL. He deserves it. That

32:49

was a bad boy. I didn't deserve to be

32:51

on that boat, but it's one of those things

32:53

where when you're in that situation,

32:55

you have to just enjoy it. Yeah. No,

33:00

but PFT's right. The

33:02

world evens out. But

33:04

not for Hank. Yeah. I'm just going to

33:06

enjoy it. People are going to try and take me down, tear

33:08

me down. Even his bald head doesn't look that bad. Chill the

33:10

bald head. How'd the sun tan get? Oh, you're going

33:13

to throw it back. That was one of his assistants and his wife. You have to put on

33:15

sunscreen. You have to put on sunscreen. We brought it. Don't

33:18

worry. He's like, hey, I said

33:20

no sunscreen. I said, no sunscreen. I said, no sunscreen. I

33:22

said, no sunscreen. I said, no sunscreen. I said, no sunscreen. And

33:28

they think where they overruled them, like, you got to put

33:30

some on. Yeah. Yeah. But

33:33

you didn't at the start, and I was going to say that

33:35

the two biggest piece of advice you should have gotten or at

33:37

least tried to follow up on going to

33:39

the parade would be put sunscreen on your head and

33:41

eat something for breakfast. Right. That's why when

33:43

I was on the way there, I was like, oops. You

33:45

wanted to blame me so bad. No. Yeah, you did.

33:48

No. Anytime you don't eat. Looks

33:50

good. Thank you. It

33:53

looks good. Yeah. I don't know how it looks

33:55

good, but this is... Thanks. Just on

33:58

the heater, man. We hope no shame's happened. Okay,

34:00

PFT, who's back this week? My who's

34:02

back is the USA, baby. US.

34:05

Dos Asero. What do we do? We beat

34:07

the Dastardly Bolivians. Oh, fuck yes.

34:09

We crushed them into Bolivia. And

34:12

it was a great game for Christian

34:14

Pulcic or Lechicic. And he

34:16

scored like the first three minutes and then had the greatest

34:18

assist later on. Team look good. Group

34:21

stage? Group stage. What do we

34:23

get if we win? We get the

34:26

honor of beating- Immortality. We own all

34:28

of Americas. Because it's a Copa

34:30

America. So we

34:32

get rights to South America too. Who else

34:34

in our group? That's the country that's the United States of America. Panama,

34:37

they stink. And then Uruguay,

34:40

who's always good in these tournaments. Is

34:43

there a weird country in this member? Wasn't

34:45

Qatar in it? Qatar was in it last

34:47

time. Yeah, they were honorary Americans. Yeah. Do

34:50

we have any of those? We are the weird country in it. Okay.

34:53

So we're not supposed to be in it. We're not in it every single

34:55

time, but we're hosting the entire tournament, which is major cuck move. Yeah.

34:58

We're not using it to, I guess, get things tuned

35:00

up for the World Cup when we host it. But

35:02

team look good. The lads look good. It's still Burr

35:05

Halter out. It's always Burr Halter out. But

35:07

yeah, Dosa Cero. I'm

35:10

excited for some soccer. Yeah. Uruguay

35:12

is going to be a good game. They're good.

35:15

They're very good. Yes. Is

35:17

Luis Suarez still playing? I don't know. I

35:19

don't know. I love that. Just

35:22

biting everybody. Yeah. I love

35:24

that guy. Okay. So the first

35:26

thing I want to say is LeBron and clutch being salty.

35:28

I don't know if you guys have followed this. It's

35:31

the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. I

35:35

guess clutch has hired a bunch of

35:37

people to go and look up old

35:39

MJ stats and try to rip down

35:41

MJ and it's the most transparent move

35:44

ever knowing that LeBron might not win

35:46

another title. So now they're going to

35:49

try to find other ways to progress

35:51

the goat conversation. But I know obviously

35:53

I'm biased. I can't,

35:55

I don't understand how you can look at this and

35:58

not be like, this is the pettiest, saddest thing. So

36:00

what are they doing? They went

36:02

back to the 1988

36:04

season and when MJ

36:07

won a defensive player of the year and

36:09

like looked up games where he

36:11

had an inordinate amount of steals and then

36:13

they went and looked and

36:15

like saw the crediting of it, which

36:17

happens in every arena like the

36:19

home road splits always happen. Yo, it was really bad in the 70s, 80s and

36:21

I think early 90s. You

36:24

can't even go back and watch some of those games. Right

36:27

and now we're in a war where like now

36:29

Lebron's old plays are getting posted. It's just I

36:32

don't know. I don't understand what the end goal was.

36:34

Why would you try to tear down MJ? If

36:37

you have to try to tear down MJ to elevate

36:39

Lebron, you've already lost. In my

36:41

opinion, correct? Yeah. Like if

36:43

you have to go back in time

36:45

and trying to nitpick stats, you're essentially

36:47

admitting that you've lost. It's also no

36:49

one really cares about steals that much.

36:52

And also in

36:54

the quote, in the story, Bob

36:56

Ryan basically

36:58

said he's like, I don't use stats

37:00

for all my voting. I use the eye test and

37:03

he was the best defender in the league. Like

37:05

what does it matter? He was the best in the league

37:07

at the time compared to other players that he was playing.

37:09

Right. But yeah, there's a lot of like the John Stockton

37:11

assist numbers, home and away splits. It happens all the time.

37:13

It happens all the time and every player that was in

37:16

that era dealt with it. And

37:19

you know what would be a real shame? You know what would be

37:21

a real shame? If anyone finally did

37:23

a story about Lebron and PEDs. That

37:26

would be a shame. I'm not saying there's anything

37:28

there, but you're now opening the

37:30

box to ask

37:32

questions. So he had to go back and

37:34

do stats. He actually had his guys from

37:36

his management team go back and look at

37:38

MJ stats. I don't know if it was.

37:40

I mean, listen, it was

37:43

Tom Habershaw who I like, but I don't

37:45

like his work in there. Nick

37:49

Wright, who we do like as a friend, he, he,

37:51

I don't know if he was joking, but he was

37:53

saying he had a piece in the, in the working

37:56

of this. Of course he did. or

38:00

Clutch, they have media

38:02

members that are in their back

38:04

pocket, so it wouldn't shock me if

38:06

this is what happened. Yeah. They're like,

38:08

hey, go look at all these stats. I don't

38:10

think Nick Wright, you would even have to pay

38:12

him for that because every little bit that you

38:15

can make Michael Jordan appear worse makes

38:17

him appear more right. Right, and

38:19

I like Nick, but it's just a very

38:21

pathetic thing to go back in time and

38:23

try to nitpick every stat. And what's happening

38:26

now is people are digging up Lebron's stats

38:28

and game film, and you

38:31

could do it for every single player ever. Yeah,

38:33

how many times did he travel? Right. How

38:35

about we take a look at that? How many carries did

38:37

he get away? I watched one today where he got credited with

38:39

an assist. It was an outlet pass, and the guy he passed

38:41

to caught it at half court and took like 15 dribbles.

38:45

Yeah, it's the home finger. Right, which

38:48

happens, but it's pathetic. And

38:51

again, I don't want it to get to a

38:53

point where we start asking PED questions. That would

38:55

be a shame. Because

38:57

I don't think Lebron did PEDs, but some

39:00

people might think that. The fact is that

39:02

he's played a crazy long amount of time

39:04

without significant injuries. Also, I don't

39:07

really get, like the

39:09

Lebron MJ thing is gonna just be an

39:11

age thing at this point. It's going to

39:13

be, if you're 30 years or younger, you

39:16

would think Lebron's the go, and if you're 30

39:18

years or older, you're

39:20

not gonna change really anyone's opinion who's on whichever

39:22

side they're on. Just let it play out, and

39:24

then there's gonna be another player that we're gonna

39:26

do this for. That's how sports debates work. But

39:29

you can also look at the two years that

39:31

he didn't play and then say, what would MJ

39:33

have done if he had played those years? Another

39:35

couple titles. Yeah. But it's just,

39:38

I think it's been decided in the fact that there's

39:40

the camps, and the camps will have

39:42

their thoughts, but to go back and

39:45

watch game film and try to tear down

39:47

MJ is so, again, I

39:49

think it admits that you're desperate. Well,

39:51

it definitely admits that you're playing from

39:53

behind. It's loser behavior, for

39:55

sure. I could see myself doing it to somebody that

39:57

I hated. Yeah. But I don't think I would ever

39:59

do that. to somebody that I was just like

40:01

trying to prove that my favorite player was slightly better

40:03

than right right you

40:06

saw the same but if I hated that player I

40:08

would definitely do it 100% desperate desperate

40:11

desperate desperate uh

40:13

okay what what are you gonna say no go

40:15

ahead say positive vibes I'm good vibes say it

40:17

what were you gonna say I'm good vibes no

40:19

say it no

40:21

I'm good vibes say no what are you gonna say it

40:26

is the same playbook as you and coach k uh

40:29

no I've actually had all facts what

40:31

are you talking about that's what they're saying no no

40:33

no I didn't go back in your turn

40:35

you're trying to get losses credited to him

40:37

no no what he he left

40:40

the team a bad team because of an

40:42

injury that's just a fact I didn't look

40:44

anything up but you think those

40:46

losses should be on his record well I think Pete

40:48

Gaudette should get an apology more than anything it's not

40:50

that big cat hates coach k he's just a massive

40:52

Pete Gaudette fan yeah and there's also not I'm not

40:54

trying to elevate I'm not doing it on behalf of

40:57

anyone else that's true so it's not like this is

40:59

my goat I'm trying to take down coach k I

41:01

just hate coach k that's why I didn't say it

41:03

and I also all

41:06

the things that I did I didn't go and watch film

41:08

and try to take away uh wins

41:10

from him you were in the lab though I mean

41:13

I I know my coach k history very well

41:15

that's why I didn't say it but who

41:18

am I propping up that's

41:20

true and there's no one I'm propping up

41:22

on the other side Pete Gaudette yeah Pete

41:24

Gaudette I guess but who else would I be propping

41:26

up it's not like a goat debate I I

41:29

know that people say coach k is the goat I just

41:31

don't like him but there's

41:33

not like another person I say oh he's actually

41:35

better true

41:38

that's why I didn't say I wish you

41:40

had stayed positive but that but that's what I didn't

41:42

I really wish I did I did I did say

41:44

positive I didn't say it I didn't that's what that's

41:46

what makes the whole LeBron versus MJ thing so so

41:48

annoying is that people that are massive LeBron James fans

41:51

I think they still like Michael Jordan I think they

41:53

acknowledge that Michael Jordan was a great player but because

41:55

they have to do tricks on it they right they

41:57

have to give them the hawk tour and they have

41:59

to go back and then try to tear

42:01

down somebody else who they also likes accomplishments

42:03

to make their guys seem a little bit

42:05

better. I admit that Coach K, if you

42:08

make the argument, is probably the best college

42:10

coach. I hate his guts. Roy

42:12

Williams had more success in

42:14

North Carolina. God damn it. I wish.

42:17

No, the Achilles wouldn't be the worst. No,

42:19

no, it would be. It would be a real shame. It

42:22

wouldn't be the worst. You can't just have...

42:25

Pause the vibes. I'm paused the vibes. One

42:27

thing. That's why I didn't say it. Hank waving the... One

42:30

guy. I can think of another guy that

42:32

waved a flag on television that then had a massive

42:35

Achilles problem. That could be

42:37

Hank. Hank, you're not going to like this

42:39

when Mahomes fans start doing this to Brady,

42:41

you're going to be very upset. They

42:45

are going to come do that. They're

42:48

going to be like, oh, Brady's defense is carrying... They're

42:51

going to do that. I just

42:53

don't... I don't pay as much mind, I guess,

42:56

to the debate. It's like who... It's

42:58

a real article that was written. The article

43:00

was crazy. That is clutch. And they're

43:02

basically like being...

43:05

They came out of the report being like, if you

43:08

draft Bronny, it doesn't mean LeBron's coming back to

43:10

Lakers. Which just

43:12

opens the doors a lot of hell. They're just trying to hold

43:14

everyone hostage. If this

43:16

were just memes online, I would

43:18

not have paid any attention to

43:20

it. It was an actual article

43:23

like journalists doing work trying

43:25

to tear down MJ. For

43:27

what? For what? Okay,

43:30

Max, you ready? Yeah.

43:33

Your debut? Who's back of the week? Who's

43:35

back of the week? It's Playboy. Why? Oiler's

43:40

girl is posed for Playboy

43:42

and she looked

43:44

good. Is it still a magazine? I

43:48

just read this. It is

43:50

actually OnlyFans-esque now. What? Yeah.

43:54

It's like an OnlyFans-esque site that you have to

43:56

pay for a subscription-based service.

44:00

I think they also have that but this

44:02

is this is what falling off the font

44:04

so far well now they're back They

44:06

basically invented porn Yeah,

44:09

now they're back Because oilers

44:11

girl did it well, I think she just

44:13

did that photo shoot for the Instagram. Yeah,

44:15

they were basically the original Instagram algorithm Playboy

44:18

I Got it. I got

44:20

a question for you guys. I mean they were just pictures of

44:22

hot chicks. Yeah Yeah, I

44:25

got a question for you guys. I talked

44:27

about algorithm I

44:30

don't know why but I saw the video of the

44:32

Russian guy getting shot in the head like a hundred

44:34

times today I didn't see that but

44:36

you know what I actually that was too much. I don't

44:38

know why that was Just on

44:40

my in my algorithm. I just said this to

44:43

max a second ago I was

44:45

watching a video and sometimes like the next

44:47

video just auto plays Yeah on Twitter X

44:49

were X videos and the next one

44:51

that I saw was just a guy in the middle of

44:53

the street getting Hit by a car going like a hundred

44:55

miles saw that too. We're doing snuff films. What the fuck?

44:58

We're wondering I saw that as well as at

45:00

140 miles an hour. Yeah, I hope he's okay.

45:02

Yeah, I think he is When

45:04

he lands what's going on? You guys didn't see the

45:06

other Russian one was wild. I Mean

45:09

Twitter's just the way Twitter you can't there's no

45:11

if you go on the replies. It's just all

45:13

spam Yeah, I don't know either of these these

45:15

things you're talking about. It's just a guy getting

45:18

hit by car mine was just a like

45:20

three Russian soldiers like running in like an

45:22

open field and then a drone hits one

45:25

of them and Then he's like badly

45:27

injured and he tells his buddy behind him shoot me in

45:29

the head and he shoots him that yeah I

45:31

didn't need to see this those drone and

45:33

I saw it way too much those drone

45:36

videos are everywhere. They're terrifying terrifying terrifying Okay.

45:39

Yeah, that was a nice who's back with what

45:41

you don't you don't like boobs anymore. No, no, no

45:43

I took it to a bad place. I'm putting

45:46

my hand up. We went to boobs that I

45:48

just it had been bothering me How much I

45:50

had seen that one guy die all day. Also

45:52

Playboy just completely lost the business model here We've

45:54

seen her boobs You

45:57

get Playboy to see boobs of girls

46:00

whose boobs you haven't seen yet. You can

46:02

kind of see your boobs again, though. Kind of. But

46:04

the boobs were way better in the original video. Yeah,

46:07

we said at the time boobs in the

46:09

wild are the hottest boobs. Boobs you don't

46:11

expect. Yeah. But it's always

46:13

good to see other angles of boobs. That's true. You

46:15

do need to do your research. Yeah, but they were

46:17

covered. It wasn't. I don't know. It felt like a

46:19

step back for her. Actually, I

46:22

do stand by her. I do

46:24

stand by her take on the

46:26

haters need to shut up. She's right. Fuck

46:28

the haters. Fuck the haters. Fuck the haters.

46:31

Ben Affleck, Oilers girl. Fuck the haters. Fuck

46:33

the haters. OK, let's get to our

46:35

interview with Ryan Whitney. We're going to talk about Game 7,

46:38

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47:25

Okay, we now welcome on one of

47:28

our favorite guests in the entire

47:30

world. It is Ryan Whitney, and

47:32

I cannot believe we are talking to

47:34

him before a game

47:37

seven of the Stanley Cup

47:39

final. The Edmonton Oilers have

47:41

come back from 3-0 to

47:44

force a game seven on Monday night,

47:46

tonight, as you're listening to this. They

47:48

dragged the Panthers back to Florida. Yes,

47:50

so. Drag them back to Berta, baby.

47:52

So, Whit, let's start with this. How

47:54

the hell has this happened? What

47:56

has occurred in the last three games

47:59

that have gone? from a team that

48:01

looked like they were absolutely dead to now

48:03

look like they are the better team on

48:05

the ice. I would say

48:07

many things, but I kind of lean

48:09

towards what you guys trolled me and

48:12

trolled PKSU Bandwidth and have

48:14

trolled forever non-stop about Connor

48:16

McDavid and him being the

48:18

greatest athlete in the world

48:21

right now. Better at his sport than

48:23

any other person is at their sport.

48:25

And you made jokes about the ice

48:27

time and jokes about the lack of

48:29

titles. And now he's one game away

48:31

and everything changed in game four. He

48:33

had four points game five. He had

48:35

another four points first player in the

48:37

history of the league to get back

48:39

to back four point games in the

48:41

Stanley Cup final. It's been insane to

48:43

watch this team just just thinking

48:45

about tonight and thinking about this game.

48:47

It gives me goosebumps and obviously I'm

48:50

an Oilers fan, but I think all

48:52

hockey fans even feel that way because

48:54

we're kind of witnessing history. It's happened

48:56

once before 1942. PFT's

48:59

boy Hitler was alive when it fucking happened. I

49:01

know he's not. I

49:03

know he's not your boy, but you have

49:05

made many a joke. But it's just something

49:08

that this team has figured out each series,

49:10

how to play against their opponent as the

49:12

series has gone on. First

49:14

round, not necessarily the case. They made

49:16

easy work of LA. They're a lot better

49:18

team than them. But then the second round,

49:20

right, they're down 3-2 to Vancouver. They come

49:22

back and win that. He made a goaltending

49:25

change. Stuart Skinner's been incredible since, but he

49:27

ended up putting in Calvin Picard and started

49:29

him a couple of games in that series.

49:31

And the team figured it out and they

49:33

were able to come back and win that

49:35

thing. And then against Dallas, they won game

49:37

one. All of a sudden they're down and

49:39

then they boom, they rip off three straight

49:41

in that series as well. So it's been

49:44

figuring out your opponent, somehow

49:46

changing the lines the way Chris

49:48

Noblock has. He's had a masterclass

49:50

in coaching. The what this guy's

49:52

done, it's incredible. He's had numerous

49:55

guys in and out of the lineup, guys,

49:57

up and down the lineup, different lines, changing

49:59

up. pairings on the defense. It's been

50:01

wild to see and then it all came

50:03

together with that offside challenge

50:06

in game six which was just the

50:08

biggest turning point I've ever seen. Florida

50:10

makes it 2-1, 10 seconds after Edmonton

50:12

makes it to 2-0. They challenge it.

50:14

It was offsides by the slightest margin.

50:16

I actually didn't think it was but

50:18

then a picture came out after and

50:20

showed that it really was just barely

50:22

but everything that this coach has touched

50:24

has turned to gold from him coming

50:26

in when they were in last place

50:28

or second to last place like middle

50:30

of November to now where they one went

50:33

away from winning the Stanley Cup. It's an

50:35

incredible story not only in hockey but in

50:37

all of sport and I think it's going

50:39

to be just a wild night. I think

50:41

it's going to overtime which I didn't think

50:43

it ever happened. Somebody told me it did.

50:45

It might have been in the 20s or

50:47

30s for all I know but game seven

50:49

overtime for the Stanley Cup. I feel like

50:51

this season has been so crazy that it

50:53

might happen tonight. I'm pumped. I'm pumped.

50:55

I'm very excited. It's been an awesome series

50:57

to see how it shifted around with McDavid.

51:00

Do you think that there's any chance he

51:02

heard the haters out there saying you're never

51:04

going to win the big one. If you're

51:06

so great how come you haven't accomplished this?

51:08

Do you think that he's heard any of

51:10

that? I don't know. He seems like one

51:12

of those ultra focused super serious guys. I'm

51:14

not in the room. I guess guys love

51:16

him and he seems like one of the

51:19

dudes when he's in the room. With media

51:21

he's always been I don't really

51:23

want to say standoffish but almost just like

51:25

I have no interest in doing media. He's

51:27

not somebody that's looking to get his brand

51:29

out there or anything like that. I think

51:31

his whole singular focus his entire life has

51:33

been on winning the Stanley Cup. He's a

51:35

child prodigy. He's been the greatest player since

51:38

he first started skating. He's one of those

51:40

stories that for everyone who says yeah like

51:42

you know the best player at eight is

51:44

never the best player at 12 and the

51:46

best player at 12 is never the best

51:48

player at 16. He's the

51:50

anomaly. He's him in Crosby and Gretzky

51:53

and Lemieux. There's a few guys that are just

51:55

born in every sport to be the greatest and

51:57

that's been him since a very young age. His

52:00

dreams been to win the Stanley Cup. Now he's leading

52:02

a team that has had a lot of, I

52:05

would say, dark days. I mean, when I was there,

52:07

it was called the Decade of Darkness. It certainly hasn't

52:09

been the case since he arrived, but they still have

52:11

had some devastating playoff losses. And

52:13

to me, it's like you've lost the last

52:15

two years to the Stanley Cup champs. They

52:17

got swept in the conference finals by Colorado

52:20

in 2022. Last year,

52:22

they lose to Vegas in the second round

52:24

and they go on to win. And it's now it

52:27

seems like it's his time. It didn't seem this way

52:29

a week ago or whatever it was when it

52:31

was three. Oh, and it looked like it was going

52:33

to be a drumming, but something has happened. And

52:35

I think for him, it's like nothing

52:38

matters until I get that cup. And he

52:40

could go on and he's he's breaking records

52:42

that people thought were never even going to

52:44

be sniffed. I mean, he's touching Gretzky point

52:46

per game levels in the playoffs. He grabbed

52:48

100 assists this year with Kucharov from Tampa

52:51

Bay did as well. They were the fourth

52:53

and fifth player to ever do it after

52:55

Gretzky, Lemieux and Bobby Orr. So he's done

52:57

things along the way that have proved that

52:59

he is the greatest player in the league

53:01

and in the world, but nothing matters without

53:03

the cup. And all the great ones, they

53:05

end up getting a Stanley Cup. No disrespect

53:07

to Joe Thornton or Jerome McGinny,

53:09

like Conor McDavid's different than these guys.

53:12

So without the cup, it's this emptiness

53:14

there. And now he's this close. That's

53:16

why I it's one

53:18

game momentum. I don't believe carries over

53:21

and game to game in

53:23

the Stanley Cup playoffs. It's just like a new game

53:25

within itself. But when you have

53:27

a guy like this, right, I just I

53:29

can't imagine he doesn't take over. Well, he

53:31

has those plays. I think it was was

53:33

a game five when he had that assist

53:36

to Corey Perry that was just he

53:39

basically just took on the entire Panthers team

53:41

and then the last second dumped it to

53:43

Corey Perry for a perfect one timer with

53:45

an open goal. It's like those are the

53:47

type of plays that no one else can

53:49

make. And he's making them at the highest

53:51

level at the highest stage. He

53:53

has the assist record. Yeah, I mean, it's been

53:55

awesome to watch. It's been incredible to watch. You

53:57

always want to watch greatness. So

53:59

in terms of the game to game adjustments

54:01

because it's a great point and it's one

54:04

of my favorite things about watching seven game

54:06

series just whether you're talking

54:08

about you know hockey baseball basketball but

54:10

the game to game adjustments that teams

54:13

make to get to figure out their

54:15

opponent and like finding that special

54:17

sauce like that was even when the Blackhawks

54:19

are making their runs Quinnville was always like

54:22

we were down a couple times in the

54:24

Stanley Cup or the series and just be

54:26

like find those adjustments so those

54:28

adjustments been found what are the Panthers do

54:31

back because it feels like they're on their

54:33

heels right now. I that's

54:36

what I don't know for the Panthers.

54:38

I think their fans right now are

54:40

most panicked about the power play and

54:42

Edmonton's power play has carried them for years.

54:44

It's been it's been I've called it on

54:46

chiclets the greatest power play in the history

54:49

of hockey which people laugh at but then

54:51

you look at some of the numbers and

54:53

they snap it around and create so many

54:55

opportunities even if they don't score it's like

54:57

momentum switched in the game because of their

55:00

power play but the Panthers they have nothing

55:02

going now credit has to be given to

55:04

the Oilers PK when when Woodcroft

55:06

was fired in November and Noblock

55:09

came in he's talked

55:11

about that he had no idea he had

55:13

never really ran a penalty kill and he

55:15

wasn't ready to do it at the time

55:17

so he had Mark Stewart who had been

55:19

coaching there prior and stayed on the staff

55:21

when Woodcroft was let go he played in

55:23

the NHL a long time I played with

55:25

him in junior he

55:27

was a hard-nosed defenseman played on the penalty kill

55:29

knew what he was doing he gave it to

55:31

him and their PK has been outstanding since I

55:34

think they've killed off 44 of

55:36

the last 45 in the playoffs

55:38

it's clipping like 94% it's just unstoppable

55:41

what they've done they ended up

55:43

taking McDavid and Dreyseidle off the

55:45

PK and just giving guys really

55:47

like significant roles on the

55:49

penalty kill and they had pairings for

55:51

the forward so the same two forwards

55:53

are out each time one after another

55:56

and they've like had this cohesiveness where

55:58

they have so much trust in each

56:00

other each other that every other team's

56:02

power play becomes really bad against the

56:04

Oilers. For Florida, there's so much

56:06

skill there, but they're standing

56:08

still. And Edmonton pressures, they're not moving the

56:11

puck around, they're not getting into their set.

56:13

So they're carrying into the zone. Edmonton's pressuring,

56:15

and all of a sudden they're never able

56:17

to get set up. So much

56:19

so that Edmonton's getting breakaways short-handed, they're

56:21

scoring short-handed goals, they're getting chances when

56:23

they're down a man. It's

56:25

one of those things where you need to

56:28

at least get two, three, four shots on

56:30

net on the power play, and nobody can

56:32

do it against Edmonton. So if I'm the

56:34

Panthers going into the game, I guess this

56:36

morning, or Sunday morning at practice they were

56:38

working on the power play a lot, they're

56:40

throwing Tarasenko onto the top unit for tonight's

56:42

game seven. He hasn't been there. Brandon

56:45

Montor, who's a really good offensive defenseman,

56:47

struggled in the playoffs, even kind of

56:49

struggled this whole season. He's now off

56:51

as the number one guy running that

56:53

power play. It's now Oliver Ekman-Larson, they've

56:55

moved him there. So they're

56:57

just looking for answers. It's a great

56:59

question, Big Cat, because they had everything

57:01

wrapped up. It was done. It

57:04

was done. And I was actually in Edmonton

57:06

for games three and four. It was such a bummer.

57:08

I think they got three goals in about

57:10

six minutes in game three. All of a

57:12

sudden Edmonton mounts this comeback at the end.

57:14

They're unable to tie it. It's like, oh,

57:16

series is over. And all these lunatic Oilers

57:18

fans are like, Oilers in seven, Oilers in

57:20

seven. I was playing golf with a

57:22

guy and he's like, no, they're going to seven. I'm

57:24

like, do you believe that? Are you

57:26

just saying that as a fair? He's like, no,

57:29

they figure teams out throughout the series. Just

57:31

win game four at home, steal one at five. We

57:33

ain't losing in six. And then it's a coin flip.

57:35

I love it. They all described

57:37

it to perfection. They blew him out in

57:39

game four. I

57:42

think Florida really needs Bob Rofsky

57:44

to show up too. Is he hurt? Is

57:46

he hurt? I don't know. Apparently he

57:48

didn't practice Sunday either, which is very rare for him.

57:52

Obviously at this point, you're not getting any

57:54

news. You're not getting any updates from anyone.

57:56

So he could be hurt. I mean, he's

57:58

looked like he's struggling. All of a

58:00

sudden now they've kind of figured out on these breakaways.

58:02

They're going to their backhand. You saw Connor Brown score

58:04

a goal like that. Somebody

58:06

else scored a goal like that. I'm just drawing a

58:09

blank, but Florida just needs to get that first goal

58:11

too. And like I said,

58:13

going into game six, I was like, everyone's picking

58:15

the owners, I don't like this. I'm kind of

58:17

panicking because everyone's saying no chance they lose at

58:19

home. Edmonton scores first. It ends up five one,

58:22

but if Florida can get that first one tonight

58:24

and then the crowd gets going, what happened in

58:26

game five, I wasn't down there, but, uh, biz

58:28

and Grinnelli, all the guys were there and they

58:31

mentioned like the crowd just went silent when Edmonton

58:33

went up. Scared. You know what? Yeah,

58:35

they get scared. That was game three in Edmonton

58:37

that these fans, they went in nervous. It's

58:39

nervous energy. They're loud, but boom, all of

58:41

a sudden it's like, fuck. It

58:44

feels like two in a game seven that

58:46

like every shift's like overtime almost. Right. Yeah.

58:49

Right. Can you, can you decline a penalty?

58:52

I wonder, I wonder if you can.

58:54

I mean, talk about a coach getting

58:56

fired immediately after the game. If they

58:58

lost, it'd be declining penalties, but it's

59:01

one thing that, yeah, like Dan, they're

59:03

getting more chances down a man than

59:05

they are giving up. I

59:07

said that during the, uh, the caps ranger series,

59:09

I think, I think big cat called me an

59:11

idiot. I'm like, no, but I think it does

59:13

works. I, there's something to it where you're just

59:15

so, you're so pressed on these, on

59:17

these power plays and you don't even think about

59:19

defending. Um, it would be awesome if it worked

59:21

though, if your coach did it and, uh,

59:23

and it And they scored that

59:26

shift five on five. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be great. Tim, you're

59:28

really holding on to me calling you an idiot. Well, no,

59:30

it was a lot of people called me an idiot. Yeah.

59:32

Uh, so. I forgot this one. No, no, no. I'm an

59:34

idiot. No, I remember I was an, I was an idiot

59:36

for a second. I am still an idiot. It's a bad

59:38

take. Don't get me wrong, but uh, but yeah, so, Hey,

59:41

I got a question though. Important question about biz. Um,

59:44

did he just jinx the Oilers? With

59:46

the champagne? With the champagne spraying. He

59:48

doesn't, he doesn't count for anything. He's

59:50

not a real human being. He

59:53

picked the Panthers. He picked the Panthers. He's picked the

59:55

Panthers in the series. He's picked them up. He's playing

59:57

champagne. He picked them up every game. He's

1:00:00

on so many different substances that are

1:00:02

ripping through his body that he might

1:00:04

have thought he was at like a

1:00:07

PWHL game. He doesn't even know what's

1:00:09

going on. He's just walking around in

1:00:11

biz land with belly button cut off

1:00:13

shirts just living his life. I

1:00:16

don't think... I saw the champagne and it was

1:00:18

disgusting. It was more about the fact that that

1:00:20

was the last Oilers possible game of the year.

1:00:22

So he was in a suite. I don't know whose

1:00:24

suite they were in. So all the suites were

1:00:26

given champagne to celebrate a season as a

1:00:29

season ticket holder and a suite owner. So

1:00:31

that's why the champagne was there. The city

1:00:33

Edmonton knows the job is far from done.

1:00:36

That's just what's so scary about this is

1:00:38

you have this legendary comeback and you force

1:00:40

this game seven. I know. And

1:00:43

still nothing matters if they can't get it done.

1:00:45

Yeah. I did spray champagne I think

1:00:47

after game two of the Stanley Cup. So I don't

1:00:49

necessarily believe in those jinxes. And you guys won. And

1:00:51

we won. But biz doing it when he's actually like

1:00:53

picking against that team. It was just very confusing to

1:00:55

me. I didn't know who he was jinxing. But Nicky

1:00:58

smokes. Nicky smokes. He's so

1:01:00

confusing. He's so confusing. Nicky smokes has been

1:01:02

the greatest move. I mean that's like the

1:01:04

one thing that should make you should make

1:01:06

you feel comfortable is that Dave

1:01:08

has another million dollar bet on the

1:01:10

Oilers and it seems like all he

1:01:13

can do right now is win. I don't know if he

1:01:15

pulls this one off. It's like

1:01:17

he should retire for life because he

1:01:19

pulls this one off and then he hits Scheffler

1:01:21

today I think for like another 340 grand profit.

1:01:25

It's like what the fuck is going on with this guy

1:01:27

right now. So yeah having him in

1:01:29

the corner with all his million dollars winners. That's

1:01:31

a great thing. And then as

1:01:33

I mentioned McDavid in 2010

1:01:35

the Olympics in Vancouver I was on the

1:01:37

team. I wasn't playing really at all. I

1:01:40

was sitting on the bench tied it up going

1:01:42

into OT. We're in Canada. And you're

1:01:44

just thinking like Crosby scoring

1:01:47

this goal right. Like these are the people

1:01:49

that are born to do these things that

1:01:51

I brought up. That's why it's like more

1:01:53

than Dave's million dollars and more than mush

1:01:55

Nicky smokes and more than anything else in

1:01:57

this series. I think Connor McDavid is born

1:01:59

to. end up winning this game. That'll be

1:02:01

his legacy. Not only did he get his

1:02:04

first cup in Edmonton, the first cup in

1:02:06

Canada since 1993, but he did it coming

1:02:08

back from an 03 deficit

1:02:10

against the best team in the league all

1:02:12

year pretty much. Yeah, it'd be incredible. So

1:02:15

who had a better weekend, McDavid or RA?

1:02:17

Because I heard that RA and the Oilers

1:02:19

lady, are they engaged now? I

1:02:22

have no idea. Apparently, RA was representing her

1:02:24

and she was talking about OnlyFans and then

1:02:26

we brought her on the show in easily

1:02:29

the most awkward, bizarre, intended interview that Chiclets

1:02:31

has ever been a part of. Because she

1:02:33

got on and I think it just hit

1:02:35

her like, what am I doing right now?

1:02:38

So RA is telling us that she's got

1:02:40

OnlyFans and he's reaching out on her behalf.

1:02:42

I'm like, what world am I living in?

1:02:44

Then she comes on, she's like, no, I

1:02:46

don't even want any of this. It was

1:02:49

like, this is bizarre. We look like absolute

1:02:51

creeps. Now she's signed with Playboy, apparently.

1:02:53

She was at the game. I

1:02:55

saw her chest bumping with RA

1:02:58

and Biz. I'm

1:03:00

at home. I got the newborn. We

1:03:02

got Cal, we got Ryder, Wyatt. We're

1:03:04

just hanging out. I'm like, what is

1:03:06

my show doing? What are these guys

1:03:09

doing? They're with Tits McGee, Biz has

1:03:11

a belly shirt on, RA's crippled, Nikki

1:03:13

smokes his crying in the corner. What

1:03:16

the fuck is happening to the NHL

1:03:18

season? It's been awesome. Are you going

1:03:20

Monday night? Yeah, it was funny.

1:03:22

We have to go to Vegas for the

1:03:24

awards and the draft. So I had a

1:03:26

flight like Tuesday evening and

1:03:30

things are crazy around the house right now. And

1:03:32

she's like, are you going to the game? I

1:03:34

was like, no, because I got to go to

1:03:36

Vegas Tuesday and I knew I'd already be away

1:03:38

for four or five nights. She's like, you have

1:03:41

to go to that game. Oh, hell yes. She

1:03:43

knew. She's like, you have to. And to

1:03:45

be in the building with a chance at like hockey

1:03:47

history on the team that I root for, it's

1:03:50

going to be something special. I just can't wait

1:03:52

for the vibe of like the game because like

1:03:54

I said before, it's every shift

1:03:56

is like OT. It's just, it's just, and I

1:03:59

think that this I think it's going

1:04:01

to do amazing ratings wise because people kind of

1:04:03

were dogging on the fact that it wasn't on

1:04:05

Saturday or Sunday. It couldn't be Saturday with game

1:04:07

six Friday. Maybe they do Sunday, but they've given

1:04:09

the teams two days off in between the travel

1:04:11

because it's about 9,000 miles

1:04:14

away from each other. So Monday night, nothing else

1:04:16

on TV and boom, here we go. Game seven.

1:04:18

Yeah, this has got to be the most mileage

1:04:20

that the cup has ever put on it, right?

1:04:23

Because the cups in the building when it's a

1:04:25

clinching game. So ever since

1:04:27

game four, the cups just been

1:04:29

going back and forth. Yeah, exactly.

1:04:31

I think that, uh, oh,

1:04:34

yeah, I see what you're saying because Boston

1:04:36

and Vancouver, I don't know if that

1:04:38

was technically further than Florida Edmonton,

1:04:40

but that was two to two. So

1:04:43

it's like it wasn't going to game

1:04:45

five. You're right. Right. This car. Yeah.

1:04:47

The cup is just gas. So apparently,

1:04:49

apparently game four, which is like,

1:04:51

uh, I don't know if it's newer,

1:04:53

but now like when teams are, have

1:04:55

the chance to clinch at

1:04:57

the away teams arena, they fly in family,

1:05:00

friends, everyone's coming in. So Florida flew

1:05:02

everyone in, they flew in like the

1:05:04

morning of the game and then they

1:05:06

flew right back out. I guess on

1:05:08

the way back out, like there was

1:05:11

a couple like people passing out on

1:05:13

the plane from the turbulence, from the

1:05:15

dehydration. Then there was a doctor helping

1:05:17

people on the plane and the, the,

1:05:19

the, the overhead compartment open in a

1:05:21

bag buried him in the head. If

1:05:24

I'd known that before game five, I would have

1:05:26

known the oilers were winning because the Florida trip

1:05:28

back home for the family members was such a

1:05:30

disaster. So then they, they lose that

1:05:32

game five. I guess then the Florida

1:05:34

GM's like, nobody's going back there for

1:05:36

game six. We're getting the job done.

1:05:38

No, they get smoked. Now they're coming

1:05:40

back. So it's just been crazy to

1:05:42

see the switching in what's happened for

1:05:44

each team because after game

1:05:46

three, we were talking about what Florida

1:05:48

had done to Edmonton and in fairness,

1:05:50

Edmonton played unreal in game

1:05:52

one. Yeah, they did. They, they, there's,

1:05:55

there's a, there's a new thing. I guess it's

1:05:57

in every sport, but with hockey, it's somewhat new.

1:05:59

I've seen. It's like the Deservo win meter

1:06:02

all these advanced stats like Edmonton was like 99%

1:06:04

Deservo win meter But

1:06:07

Bob Rovsky stole the show then he gets

1:06:09

the shutout in game two where where Florida

1:06:11

played really well and then

1:06:13

game three I already mentioned they just bang bang

1:06:15

bang. It's four one and that game's over So

1:06:18

even though they were down 3-0, I

1:06:20

was like Edmonton has played way better than

1:06:22

3-0 shows, but it's 3-0. It's done They

1:06:24

need one more. Holy shit. We got to

1:06:27

seven. It's crazy. It's awesome I just did

1:06:29

the math real quick. The cup has traveled.

1:06:31

I believe 10,000 miles. Damn.

1:06:33

Damn. That's a lot of miles I've got a

1:06:35

lot that guy Phil Pritchard the keeper of the

1:06:37

cup. Yeah, I'd be hurting right? Yeah air Does

1:06:40

the cup get frequent flyer miles or does that

1:06:42

go to the league? How's that work out? I

1:06:44

Whoo, I think the cup could be on a

1:06:46

private jet I I would I would hope the

1:06:49

cups with like league member league members

1:06:51

on a PJ. Yeah. Yeah They

1:06:53

yeah because like that's you got to keep you got

1:06:55

to keep the cup safe back and

1:06:57

forth. Um Whit go

1:06:59

moving away from hockey for a quick

1:07:01

second Do you have anything to say

1:07:04

to Joe Missoula's first cousin Henry Lockwood

1:07:06

summer of Hank baby poor maxis over

1:07:08

there crying in his cheerios? Just

1:07:11

hate life because Hank keeps on winning the

1:07:13

man even had to shave his head and

1:07:15

looks pretty friggin good I said yeah, thanks

1:07:18

I saw a couple pictures of him at loco

1:07:20

which my friend actually owns great spot Boston

1:07:23

and Hank just look wrecked. He

1:07:25

little crippled. I said summer Hank,

1:07:27

baby. Yeah. Yeah crushing it He

1:07:29

thought he saw Chris stops Prozingis, but it's

1:07:31

that's what I wanted to ask I I

1:07:35

thought it looked like a man, but you're just so

1:07:37

smothered you had no idea I mean that guy's probably

1:07:39

eight inches shorter than Chris stops. Yeah, well same house,

1:07:41

there's brother and he's he's like 6-8 Joey

1:07:44

house. Oh, yeah, he's still yeah,

1:07:46

five or six inches smaller than porzing He

1:07:48

was like Hey

1:07:50

Chris stops go get a picture. I said it to

1:07:52

gas and he's like that's not porzingis Oh

1:07:55

shit, but then I knew I met them before so I

1:07:57

would I went up and talked to him but hey Let

1:08:00

me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. As

1:08:03

a guy who's whose hair is like

1:08:05

thin and it's slowing down, are you a

1:08:08

little nervous like that? It ain't going to necessarily

1:08:10

grow back to what it was. I'm

1:08:12

a little nervous for sure. But I

1:08:14

got good reviews on the ball. So like worst case

1:08:17

scenario, I can just kind of keep it keep it

1:08:19

short. Yeah, that's true. That's very true. He said that

1:08:21

he got more gazze than Nate's. So

1:08:23

that's good. Well, that's because he had

1:08:25

a goddamn hat on the whole time, like that idiot

1:08:27

sales guy. What do

1:08:30

you think about Hank's nap? He

1:08:32

took a big nap after the parade. So

1:08:34

that brought me back to Marathon Monday in

1:08:36

college in Boston. It's a very special day.

1:08:38

And you rip it up hard and you

1:08:41

go as hard as you can from about

1:08:43

830 a.m. Till

1:08:45

I'd say three thirty to four in the afternoon.

1:08:47

Then you get a quick shutdown before the big

1:08:49

night out. So I did not hate on that

1:08:51

nap at all, Hank. That's exactly what happened. Yeah.

1:08:53

The after party ended at like four thirty. I

1:08:56

slept till like seven thirty. Had

1:08:58

a great night. I'm a big sleep is death guy, though,

1:09:00

there, because like if I go if I if

1:09:02

I go to sleep, I'm just never

1:09:04

getting back up. So it's like, yeah,

1:09:06

that's us old. Yeah, true. At

1:09:09

younger, you hop back up ready to go. And

1:09:11

the only other option would be to do some

1:09:13

very illegal R.A. substances instead of napping. And you

1:09:15

don't want to be a part of that. No,

1:09:17

Hank would not do that. You don't want to

1:09:19

do that at all. It actually reminds you wouldn't

1:09:22

do that, right? Absolutely not. Remember Hank, when we

1:09:24

went we went to the Final Four in Wisconsin,

1:09:26

beat Kentucky, and then they played Duke on

1:09:28

Monday night. Sunday, we had this like client

1:09:30

thing and I made the clients give

1:09:32

me we they they're like, we're going to show

1:09:35

you the court and like you're going to

1:09:37

get to go see the whole court and everything. And

1:09:39

I was like, I have to drink while we're on

1:09:41

the court. And they're like, you can't. I was like,

1:09:43

if you don't let me drink while we're on the

1:09:45

court, I'm done. Like I have. Yeah, that's it. I'm

1:09:47

going I'm going to bed and I'm done. And so

1:09:49

they let me bring like a Sprite and vodka as

1:09:51

I walked around on the court. I was like, there's

1:09:53

just no way I can keep this going. So what's

1:09:55

the seals open? Yeah, you're like, if I stop drinking,

1:09:57

I'll be hung over and then I'm done. of

1:10:00

not a drink and you're just like I want to

1:10:02

go home so bad. If you see, if I look at

1:10:04

a couch, I'm done for the night. Yeah, right. You

1:10:06

sit down for too long. That's too good. I sat

1:10:08

down and knocked it off every day. Well, that's why the

1:10:10

thing I've been thinking about was that was a crazy

1:10:12

two days. Feels like Biz has been doing

1:10:14

that for a week straight. Oh, yeah. I don't know him

1:10:17

and RA are alive. Did you

1:10:19

guys see the clip on Chiclet? So

1:10:21

Biz hadn't drank in about nine months,

1:10:23

I think. And I don't even know

1:10:25

how he does that. It's crazy. He's

1:10:27

very active in the weed game, I'd

1:10:30

say. Throughout that process. But so

1:10:32

we went to Edmonton. You know, he

1:10:34

went to Florida to start the he's been to every game.

1:10:37

He'll have gone to every game, I think. And

1:10:39

he hadn't drank and he starts drinking. And then

1:10:42

the first pod we did after he started drinking,

1:10:44

he just started off. He goes, boys, I

1:10:46

forgot how awesome drinking was. He's

1:10:49

so back in the mix and he's

1:10:51

just hammering pints. He's crushing Pink Whitney.

1:10:53

He's just doing everything. And yeah, the

1:10:56

biz, the biz bender. And then the

1:10:58

fact that we go from this to

1:11:00

Vegas, I know. And then

1:11:02

he goes then he goes to the Calgary

1:11:04

Stampede, which is an all time 10 day

1:11:06

like rager in Calgary.

1:11:08

So who knows when the hell he's at

1:11:10

the end of this thing. We're going to

1:11:13

see another nine month California sober. Yes,

1:11:15

yes, yes. I mean, it is just watching

1:11:17

RA and biz going like, I

1:11:19

don't know how either of them are alive.

1:11:21

And just listening also to spit in Chiclets

1:11:23

like RA's voice when he's like,

1:11:27

it's the show. It's great.

1:11:29

This is what people love, though, because they

1:11:31

want to see everyone get in the mix.

1:11:33

You know, it's like you guys are you're not

1:11:36

covering it like journalists. You're covering it with no,

1:11:38

I know. Tops and champagne. We

1:11:40

see our we see some friends of ours that

1:11:42

are like legit journalists or legit on TV at

1:11:44

these Cup Finals games. And all of us just

1:11:47

have beautiful buzzes on and they're just like,

1:11:49

you know, they're they're going to have their beers

1:11:51

when they're done. And the game's over. We're like,

1:11:53

ah, they're like, what is wrong with you? You

1:11:55

guys are like, checklets, baby. Yeah,

1:11:58

business to be so happy. the cups on ESPN

1:12:00

and not not on TNT so he doesn't have to

1:12:03

work afterwards. Right. Because I know he couldn't be doing

1:12:05

half this stuff. I think if he if he had

1:12:07

to get on to maybe he could. He is built

1:12:09

different. Yeah. Who knows what that guy. It's every other

1:12:11

year. So yeah. Next year there will not be the

1:12:14

the biz run of the cup finals that we're

1:12:16

seeing right now. How much credit do you give

1:12:18

yourself personally for the Oilers having this type of

1:12:21

resilience because I mean going down three nothing a

1:12:23

Stanley Cup it's tough to battle back from but

1:12:26

getting told that you stink and that you

1:12:28

suck by Ryan Whitney is got to be

1:12:30

pretty demoralizing to see you. You sewered them

1:12:32

multiple times this year. I quit.

1:12:34

Yeah. I quit. Yeah. I emergency press

1:12:36

conferences. Yep. I quit when they lost

1:12:38

to the San Jose Sharks the worst

1:12:40

team in the league. And

1:12:43

I would say

1:12:45

I regret that one a little bit. I've

1:12:47

I've I've I've said how sorry I was.

1:12:49

And I got to be honest I never

1:12:51

stopped watching games and I knew I really

1:12:54

couldn't quit them but I felt like I

1:12:56

had to quit them and maybe that woke

1:12:58

him up. I would like to think it

1:13:00

was me a little bit in the end

1:13:02

it might have been the coaching change and

1:13:04

McDavid and Dreisaitl and some amazing play from

1:13:07

Evan Bouchard and many others. But now

1:13:09

that now that they're there where

1:13:11

they're at it's like well thank God I

1:13:14

did that it did it did possibly get these

1:13:16

guys going. Sure I can't wait to see I

1:13:18

can't wait if they can get it done. I'm

1:13:20

going to get down in the room. I'm friends

1:13:22

with the equipment managers there and I'm going to

1:13:24

sneak my way down there maybe get a picture

1:13:27

with the cup and say hey guys you're welcome.

1:13:29

Yeah they probably just going to throw up or

1:13:31

get your name on the car. Yeah I get

1:13:33

my name on the top one way or the

1:13:35

other. All right. So last question. Rollback question. RHO

1:13:37

B.A.C.K..com promo code take 20 percent off

1:13:40

your first purchase. Q's hips polos hoodies

1:13:42

joggers shorts instead of a prediction. Why

1:13:44

don't you give me what it looks like for the Panthers. What

1:13:46

do they have to do to win and what do the Oilers

1:13:49

have to do to win. Panthers

1:13:51

to win need Bobrovsky to play

1:13:53

great. The Oilers have proven that

1:13:55

they're going to be able to get their chances and

1:13:57

they're going to be able to have chances and opportunities.

1:14:00

He's led in some weak goals. I'd

1:14:02

say he's going to need to be great and they're going to need

1:14:05

to score a power play goal. The Oilers,

1:14:07

I don't think they really need to change much. I

1:14:10

think one thing that they made this third

1:14:12

line, as I said before,

1:14:14

they switched up their lines constantly. And all

1:14:16

of a sudden they have this

1:14:18

third line of the

1:14:20

Andmark, Henrik and Connor Brown. Connor Brown was

1:14:22

brought in this year. He tore his ACL

1:14:24

last year, couldn't play. This

1:14:27

year he comes in on a one-year deal and

1:14:29

he's got the ability to play with McDavid. They

1:14:31

played in junior together. There's

1:14:33

all this promise and he didn't score for about

1:14:35

65 games, whatever it was. It was a nightmare

1:14:37

for the guy. And

1:14:40

I said before the playoffs, it doesn't matter

1:14:42

how bad you are in the regular season. You

1:14:45

can change the entire discussion of your

1:14:47

season based on a playoff performance. He

1:14:49

was the healthy scratch, I think the first four

1:14:52

or five games of the playoffs and it's been

1:14:54

incredible since. So that third line has been huge

1:14:56

for them. If that third line

1:14:58

can get a goal and then their power play

1:15:00

can get a goal, Edmonton goes on and wins

1:15:03

the Stanley Cup. So I know I'm mentioning both

1:15:05

power plays, but when they're that valuable in a

1:15:07

game like this, you got to think that both

1:15:09

teams get two to three. I

1:15:11

think the refs hopefully will keep it

1:15:13

pretty even and at least give a chance

1:15:16

to one team. If

1:15:18

another team has a chance, you know, you can't really end

1:15:20

up calling this game three power plays for one and none

1:15:22

for the other, unless it's really

1:15:24

dominating on that one team's aspect or

1:15:26

ability to play the game. But I

1:15:28

just think it's goaltending in games like this.

1:15:31

So Stewart, Stewart Skinner is undefeated in

1:15:34

games four through seven. This is this

1:15:36

playoff. This told us the story about

1:15:38

Wayne Gretzky because Wayne Gretzky's brothers in

1:15:40

the Edmonton organization said Stewart Skinner, you

1:15:44

might not think he's an elite goaltender, but every

1:15:46

step of the way, he's won big games and

1:15:48

he's shown up in big moments. And

1:15:50

he's like, that's the guy who at

1:15:53

some point will win us a cup. That's what

1:15:55

he, you know, Biz told us that story. So

1:15:57

there is something for those big, big, those big

1:15:59

game goals. Like that's that's a real thing. Just

1:16:02

just just show up when it matters that

1:16:04

guy's done that I guess he's the youngest

1:16:06

of 10 kids So, you know, he was

1:16:08

just as a youngster just trying

1:16:11

to get anything He could just looking

1:16:13

for food at dinner just getting beat

1:16:15

on by older siblings And he seems

1:16:18

like a super level-headed guy to like he

1:16:20

does interviews after he plays bad He's

1:16:23

like soft-spoken very open about what he

1:16:25

was bad with He's not trying to

1:16:27

blame others just seems like a real

1:16:29

level-headed guy and that I mean a

1:16:32

personality trait like that Only can help you

1:16:34

though the higher the pressure he did an interview

1:16:36

today I saw where he's like I've been dreaming

1:16:38

about this my whole life and I can't wait

1:16:40

for tomorrow So every guy's gonna say that and

1:16:43

and I just can't wait to see how it

1:16:45

plays out It's it's true drama and it's gonna

1:16:47

be an amazing game because he's from Edmonton, too

1:16:50

Yeah, that's the other part All

1:16:52

the pressure to win a cup for the Oilers

1:16:54

and I know that there's some

1:16:56

like Canadians who probably hate the Oilers But

1:16:59

overall I would think that tonight

1:17:01

though the entire country or most of the

1:17:04

countries rooting for them to get the cup

1:17:06

back To Canada the McDavid part. Yeah, David

1:17:08

kind of transcends that I would imagine I

1:17:10

was thinking that I think that Toronto Maple

1:17:13

leaf fans probably aren't and I think

1:17:15

that Montreal fans might not be rooting for him too Just

1:17:17

so that they can say like we're the last team to

1:17:19

win it Yeah, that's that's

1:17:21

possibly true I don't know about Toronto as

1:17:23

much as Calgary fans definitely aren't yeah, Calgary

1:17:26

fans the Battle of Alberta They're not fucking

1:17:28

around. They don't need Edmonton with a cup,

1:17:30

especially as they head towards like a rebuild

1:17:33

But you know and I know they

1:17:35

beat Vancouver So maybe those fans are but overall

1:17:37

I think some people in Canada that even though

1:17:39

they have their favorite teams They want to see

1:17:42

the cup come back to where they think that

1:17:44

the game, you know originated from it's coming home

1:17:48

So this is it's interesting because going into

1:17:50

this game seven I

1:17:52

feel like if Edmonton wins, this is

1:17:54

the most iconic Stanley Cup finals in

1:17:56

history, right? I think so too

1:17:58

Yeah, I think so down three nothing Maybe

1:20:00

a couple calls have gone towards the Oilers, but

1:20:02

overall I think it's been good and

1:20:05

I know I'm biased, but I think that if you're

1:20:07

watching these games you know that the guys are letting,

1:20:09

the refs are letting the guys

1:20:11

decide who's going to get this thing done, so

1:20:13

it should be no different tomorrow night. A blatant

1:20:15

penalty call it, but little tiki-tak stuff, you got

1:20:18

to let that stuff go on both sides. Let

1:20:20

the boys play. Yeah, yeah. Alright, well, Whit,

1:20:23

have fun. Hopefully the Oilers bring it home and have

1:20:25

fun in Vegas and thanks as always. We love having

1:20:27

you on. Alright, guys. Hey, Big

1:20:29

Cat, you going to a beer Olympics? We

1:20:31

got kicked out. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1:20:34

Real shame. Real shame that we got kicked out.

1:20:36

Are you going to? What a bummer. Such a

1:20:38

bummer. I really wanted to go

1:20:41

and spend a full day in Nashville and

1:20:43

get my ass kicked by a bunch of

1:20:45

offensive linemen and beer drinking. PFT,

1:20:47

what happened with the hair and the leaf blower?

1:20:49

Yeah, it was a tough little incident there. All

1:20:52

time moment. All time moment, so we were trying to get-

1:20:54

You looked a little scared in that video. Are you a

1:20:56

wreck, I guess? I was hammered. I

1:20:58

was only competing for like, I feel like it was 30,

1:21:00

40 minutes. So I only drank,

1:21:03

I think, seven or eight beers during those 40

1:21:05

minutes. But I was drinking afterwards because you don't have

1:21:07

anything to do except watch other people drink. So

1:21:10

you're going to sit down and have some beers. After it was

1:21:12

over, we tried to get Dana beers into a balloon by

1:21:14

filling it up with hot air with a leaf blower as one

1:21:16

does. And it wasn't really cooperating.

1:21:18

So I was bent over trying to lift

1:21:21

this fucking balloon up and he's a girthy

1:21:23

man. He's got legs. And so it's

1:21:25

trying to lift this thing up. We've got the leaf

1:21:27

blower in there on full speed and my hair gets

1:21:29

sucked into the intake of it. And

1:21:31

I just feel it jerk my head. And then because

1:21:34

everyone's yelling and having a great time, no

1:21:36

one can hear me saying, stop, stop, stop

1:21:38

the fucking leaf blower. No, this is serious.

1:21:40

Yeah, I know. No, serious. So

1:21:42

it was in there for, I don't even know how long it was. It

1:21:45

felt like it was 20 seconds, probably not that

1:21:47

long when it was actually turned on. But

1:21:50

then I just have to get down on

1:21:52

a knee and we're holding the leaf blower there so it

1:21:54

doesn't pull out any more of my hair. And

1:21:57

I'm looking at Zach from The Bachelor.

1:24:00

It was bad. Yeah, but brain does a good

1:24:02

job of being the the hapless WWE ref that

1:24:04

just gets shit on Yeah, and he's just crying

1:24:08

All right, man, all right, we'll have fun tomorrow

1:24:10

night and we're rooting for the Oilers. All right

1:24:13

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1:25:11

Rushmore season boys so

1:25:14

a couple things if

1:25:16

you're new to this podcast Mount Rushmore

1:25:18

season starts right after the NBA finals

1:25:20

Goes till football comes back We

1:25:24

will do Mount Rushmore's of everything anything

1:25:26

and everything. So please submit Any

1:25:29

that you'd like to hear maybe best pizza toppings

1:25:32

best pizza toppings a good one We've been doing

1:25:34

it for eight years or this is our eighth

1:25:36

year So we've done a lot like I asked

1:25:39

for submissions and a lot of people

1:25:42

Submitted things you'd already done. We

1:25:44

could do some old we should do some throwbacks, but

1:25:46

we still have a bunch that we've never done I

1:25:49

would say that if we do throwbacks, they

1:25:51

should be like 2016 or 2007 right right right where where we

1:25:53

don't even remember it also Shout

1:25:58

out our guys do finer who? doesn't understand

1:26:00

how Mount Rushmore season works, because

1:26:03

I asked for Mount Rushmore submissions, and he said, lifetime

1:26:05

body count, most women in a day, most

1:26:08

donuts eaten, most cups of Stella Blue coffee,

1:26:10

which I've drank 15 in 12 hours. I'll

1:26:13

have more, but for now, how about that? That's

1:26:15

a good start. Mount Rushmore of most women in

1:26:17

a day. Most women in a day. I'll

1:26:20

start one. Are

1:26:23

we talking 24 hours? Yeah,

1:26:25

but it's- I think in one 20, yeah, it's one. But

1:26:29

yeah, he doesn't really understand it. All right, so

1:26:31

what are we going to do for a punishment?

1:26:33

So we're going to do solos this year. Hank,

1:26:38

Max, PFT and I are all going to be on our

1:26:40

own. What should

1:26:42

we do for punishment? I had an idea for a

1:26:44

while. I don't know if this translates well, but we've

1:26:48

all got a shitload of numbers in our

1:26:50

phones, right? Like we've accumulated them over the

1:26:52

years. What

1:26:55

about cell phone roulette, where the

1:26:57

loser has to have their

1:26:59

phone scrolled through and then randomly they have

1:27:01

to make 10 phone calls to people who

1:27:03

are in their phone? Friends that they've known

1:27:05

from years past, somebody whose number got put in their phone

1:27:07

at like a networking event in 2011.

1:27:12

That's dastardly- And you have to try to have a

1:27:14

conversation with everybody. Okay. You have to

1:27:16

keep doing it until you have 10

1:27:19

minute long conversations. I

1:27:21

think you get- It's been more than a minute. One

1:27:23

veto. Yeah, you gotta

1:27:26

have- You gotta have a veto. Yeah,

1:27:29

you gotta have a veto. You

1:27:32

get one veto, I like that. But like my skin's

1:27:34

crawling just thinking about it. What about, so if they

1:27:36

don't pick up- I'm

1:27:38

gonna lose this fucking thing. I'm not- No,

1:27:41

you're not. Just pick, don't pick Jerome Bettis.

1:27:43

I'm the least crea- If

1:27:47

they don't pick up, does it count as a call?

1:27:50

Cause I think you can't get 10 calls. Like,

1:27:52

I mean, you can't get 10, if

1:27:55

we have to make it 10 answers, that could

1:27:57

take forever. 10 minute long conversations. But

1:27:59

I- I think it should be you have to

1:28:02

do 10 calls you have to have at least five

1:28:04

answers or something well because the Punishment

1:28:06

we did last year was this the 24-hour stream,

1:28:08

right? Yeah,

1:28:10

yeah. Yeah, so that took a long time. Yeah,

1:28:13

I Just

1:28:15

think yeah, I mean that we could do it

1:28:17

24-hour stream is better for the for the fans

1:28:20

Oh, you don't need to do a finalized one Don't

1:28:22

but we also could do that we could do

1:28:24

that idea and we could make it we could

1:28:27

edit it so that we get 10 calls Put

1:28:30

it on the podcast. Yes, cuz that would be interesting

1:28:34

Cuz like if you have if you have to call 20 people

1:28:36

where they don't pick up We just edit out the people who

1:28:38

don't pick up. Mm-hmm and put it on the podcast. I

1:28:40

like that one veto. Mm-hmm,

1:28:42

but People could also

1:28:44

potentially go through their phones ahead of time and

1:28:47

take if it looks like you're gonna lose and

1:28:49

take out some real hot-button names, I Don't

1:28:52

really have hot-button names. I just have I think

1:28:54

there's just a shitload of people. I don't want

1:28:57

to call. Yeah I

1:28:59

don't want to talk to anybody on that. I don't really know who

1:29:01

I don't want to call until their number came up Yeah,

1:29:03

can you scroll like cuz I we used to do

1:29:05

this in college when we were drunk We would do

1:29:08

on the old flip phones. We'd do it where you

1:29:10

just press down. Can you you can scroll right? Yeah,

1:29:12

you swipe it up and yeah, you can go wipe

1:29:14

up. So just scroll at random and then stop I

1:29:18

do think that a lot of people just won't answer Like

1:29:22

how many times do you answer a phone call from

1:29:24

although no They might have your number to them because

1:29:26

you do know yeah, I'll be like why is this

1:29:28

person calling me? Yeah, and they'll be like hey. Yeah,

1:29:31

I would just play it off like oh, it must

1:29:33

be that software thing where we both Called each other

1:29:35

crazy. Well, you can't do I think you have to

1:29:37

like try and make a conversation Man

1:29:42

this is good. It could be bad. I

1:29:46

also don't think that we should random swipe What

1:29:56

you're doing it yeah, I'm doing random swipe

1:29:58

it's gonna be completely random Yeah.

1:30:01

I reached Darren or Val, please. I

1:30:13

just wanted to hang up

1:30:15

on him so

1:30:17

bad. I knew

1:30:19

it was either Darren or Marlin's man. No,

1:30:23

it was not Marlin's. It

1:30:26

was not Marlin's man. It was not Marlin's man. Marlin's

1:30:29

man. You'll see when we do

1:30:31

the intern interviews. Marlin's man invited me to

1:30:33

some things. And then I was like, I'm going to

1:30:36

be in Vegas. And then he sent me his

1:30:38

top three strip clubs. OK.

1:30:42

Who wants to go first? We got to do

1:30:45

some sort of random drawing for this. I like

1:30:47

this punishment, though. I think it's

1:30:49

phone roulette at the end of the summer. Well,

1:30:52

let's also see if

1:30:54

you have some good ideas. You know it's a

1:30:56

good punishment when Max can't talk. Yeah, when he

1:30:58

hates it. You can't talk anymore. Well, see some

1:31:00

ideas. How about you just win? I'm

1:31:03

not going to win. I know I'm going to lose. Maybe

1:31:06

you're the only other person who could lose.

1:31:09

No, these are going to be anonymous polls. It doesn't matter. We've

1:31:12

split up the S-Pac. We

1:31:16

could also make it more fun this summer

1:31:18

and have it be the same PFT's idea,

1:31:21

but it could be last place has to do four, second place has to

1:31:23

do or second and last place has to do three, second place has to

1:31:25

do two. The second place has to do two, the

1:31:27

winner has to do one. Yeah, winners have to do

1:31:30

none. Yeah, winners should do none. But it

1:31:32

would be fun if you guys have the point of

1:31:34

winning. What's the pressure of... Yeah, but

1:31:36

that's what I'm saying. There wouldn't be... The severity

1:31:38

of the loss wouldn't hurt so bad. The severity

1:31:40

of the loss should be bad. I

1:31:43

think it should be 10

1:31:45

minutes. You should feel the pressure.

1:31:48

Okay, all right. All right, so then we'll just keep it to

1:31:50

10. But if anyone has a good idea for

1:31:52

a punishment, let us know. Yes, let us know. We're

1:31:55

open to everything. Let us know. Okay,

1:31:57

get a perm. Who wants... I

1:32:01

thought we were going to do a positive Mount Rushmore season. That

1:32:04

was on me. I was slamming myself. I

1:32:06

know, but Hank is going to get mad.

1:32:08

I'm not mad. I

1:32:10

have the term scheduled. All right. Should

1:32:14

we do closest to the number or

1:32:16

something? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yes.

1:32:27

I like my chances. Yeah.

1:32:32

Now you have the best number. I don't know. Let's

1:32:38

go. Max, what would you

1:32:40

like the order to be? I'm

1:32:43

going to go... Second.

1:32:49

I'm going to go second. Well, let's keep it

1:32:51

in a... Of course you are. Let's keep it in a circle. So

1:32:54

who... Either PFT goes first or Hank goes first,

1:32:56

because we're going to... It's going to rotate for

1:32:58

the whole summer and this is how we always

1:33:01

sit. So to not fuck it

1:33:03

up. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'll let Hank

1:33:05

go first. All right. So I'm going fourth. So

1:33:08

then the next one I'll go

1:33:10

first. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Okay.

1:33:12

All right. Hank.

1:33:15

I'm happy. I got the first pick. I feel like it's

1:33:17

an easy overall one-one. Cristiano

1:33:20

Ronaldo. Oh, okay. Interesting. He

1:33:22

has won some trophies. Real footy guy.

1:33:24

But the World Cup is the big

1:33:26

one. It is the big one. I

1:33:28

like that. It is the biggest trophy

1:33:30

in sports. Biggest event in sports. I

1:33:32

like that a lot. Never won. I

1:33:35

like that. Messi has. Correct. Yes. Facts.

1:33:37

It's actually a small trophy. I like that a

1:33:39

lot. I'm just going to get people pissed. I

1:33:41

know. Pissed. It's crazy too, considering

1:33:43

how good Brazil has been over these years and he

1:33:46

still hasn't managed to find a way to win one

1:33:48

of them. That's true. Okay, Max.

1:33:51

Big second pick. I'm going to go Jim Kelly. Oh.

1:33:54

It seems mean, but yeah. Okay.

1:33:57

Yeah, you can't win. Yeah, you can't win the big one.

1:33:59

Okay. I can't. believe this fell to me. Yeah. Dan Marino.

1:34:01

Yeah that was gonna be my pick. Dan Marino should be

1:34:03

1-1. I was going between Jim Kelly and Dan Marino but

1:34:05

Jim Kelly lost 4 big ones in a row. That's true.

1:34:07

That's the definition of Cam. He did. He's here winning the

1:34:10

big one. He did win the big one. He did win

1:34:12

the big one. Dan Marino couldn't

1:34:14

even barely make the big one.

1:34:16

He made one of the big ones. But not

1:34:18

as many as. Yeah. Yeah but he was really really

1:34:20

good. Can't win the big one.

1:34:22

Yeah but yeah. I mean Jim Kelly was there

1:34:24

4 times. I was between Jim Kelly and Dan

1:34:27

Marino but just being there 4

1:34:29

times I feel like is the definition of

1:34:31

can't win it. That's an all time clip from Fox

1:34:33

on CBS. I think it was Boomer Sison said like

1:34:35

if he doesn't get his act together talking about Peyton

1:34:37

Manning. Yeah. Peyton Manning doesn't win one that he'll just

1:34:40

always be known as like a Dan Marino type guy

1:34:42

that can't win the big one. Yeah. And then Dan

1:34:44

Marino sitting right next to him. He's like what? Why

1:34:48

did you say that? Yeah. Okay.

1:34:53

I was gonna go Dan Marino. Jim

1:34:55

Kelly's a good pick. I'll go with

1:34:59

as much as it hurts me to say Charles Barkley

1:35:01

who doesn't really hurt me but couldn't win the big

1:35:03

one. Charles Barkley couldn't win the big one. Max

1:35:12

since he's become the producer of PMT. Yeah. That's my

1:35:14

second pick. I had Max Barkley and then Max since

1:35:16

he's become the producer. I mean he he

1:35:19

literally he wants to Jim Kelly. He can't win the

1:35:21

big one. Yeah. Can't do it. Can't win the big

1:35:23

one. That's a good pick. Thank you. I thought he

1:35:25

would be on the board later. Yeah. I was I

1:35:27

do the fourth pick is tough because it's gonna be

1:35:30

a long time till it gets back to me. I

1:35:32

feel good about my picks. All right. So I'm up

1:35:34

again. Yes. Snake Draft. Yes. All right. Second pick

1:35:36

is gonna be Chris Paul. Yeah. Chris

1:35:38

Paul can't win the big one. Just can't do it. He's

1:35:40

never gonna win the big one. Never gonna win the big

1:35:42

one. Absolutely not. Is anyone gonna do

1:35:44

Conor McDated? I

1:35:48

think they're gonna win. Okay. But but he has of

1:35:50

right now he can't win the big one. You're

1:35:56

kind of saying that he he has won

1:35:58

the big one already. Yeah, you're

1:36:01

calling it over. Well,

1:36:04

yeah, by the time some people might listen to

1:36:06

this podcast Tuesday and you sound like a fool.

1:36:09

Okay. Is there gonna be a like Hock Tuesday?

1:36:11

Yeah. All right, Max, you're up.

1:36:14

I'm gonna go James Harden. Okay, good pick, good

1:36:16

pick. How

1:36:18

much of that was James and how much of it

1:36:20

was the city of Philadelphia? Well, he's done it everywhere.

1:36:23

166 career playoff games. Whoa, that's a

1:36:26

lot. Can't win the big one.

1:36:29

Okay. I

1:36:31

will go with, hmm, I

1:36:34

don't know if I want to stay with two sports here.

1:36:39

Barry Bonds. Okay. I

1:36:42

had him on my list, but it's always tough with baseball.

1:36:44

But yes, he could not win the big one. But the

1:36:46

greatest, yeah, the greatest. Yeah, no, he couldn't win the big

1:36:48

one. You're right. Oh, shit. A-Rod

1:36:51

had it for a while. He did. Yeah.

1:36:54

You never get it with like Mike Trout. No. Well, he's

1:36:56

gotta make the playoffs. We'll do another one. That's the

1:36:58

playoffs. The wild card is his big one. Yeah.

1:37:01

Okay. Joel Embiid. Oh,

1:37:03

good. Yeah, good pick. Very good

1:37:06

pick. He can't even win the

1:37:08

one before the, the one before the

1:37:11

one before the big one. Mm-hmm.

1:37:13

Any playoff game is a big one. You can't. But

1:37:16

the second round is his, is his big

1:37:18

one. And he has minimal one win that. He

1:37:20

had to go ring chasing to sign up for

1:37:22

Team USA. Yeah. That's how desperate he is to

1:37:24

win a big one. Yeah. What do you think

1:37:26

about that pick, Max? I'm happy that it

1:37:28

was picked before me. Okay.

1:37:31

Because you were going to take him? No, I was not going to take him, but

1:37:33

I'm just, I'm happy.

1:37:35

Okay. Because that's a

1:37:37

bad pick. Okay. And somebody else has

1:37:39

it. I'm going to go with Randy Moss. Ooh. Now

1:37:42

we're fighting here. Now we're fighting here. Yeah. Yeah.

1:37:47

I had on my list too. Yeah. Couldn't

1:37:49

win the big one. Good pick. Okay.

1:37:52

I'm going to go Kyle Shanahan. Ah, good one. Recent

1:37:54

addition to the list. Good one. I'm going

1:37:56

to give a bubbling narrative. Friend of the show. Sorry,

1:37:58

Kyle. Yeah, no, he

1:38:00

can't win the big one. But I mean, he's just had a couple

1:38:03

big ones that he should have won. Can't win the big one. And

1:38:05

he didn't. I'm

1:38:07

gonna do a pick that will probably get me

1:38:09

last place, but I don't care because if we're

1:38:11

trying to get the most interaction, which I think

1:38:13

we all agree. Oh, no. What?

1:38:16

Go ahead. Caitlin Clark

1:38:18

can't win the big one. I can't win

1:38:20

the big one. She has not been able to win

1:38:22

the big one. That's a good pick. That's

1:38:25

a good pick. Had her on my list. That's

1:38:27

gonna be fun. No, I think that's a good one. That might be

1:38:29

a winner. That might be a winner.

1:38:31

No, that's a good pick. They're gonna get so

1:38:33

bad. She cannot win the big one. Factor

1:38:35

fiction. She lost. Angel Rees can

1:38:38

win the big one. Yeah, she's a better winner.

1:38:43

Okay. I have one

1:38:45

more pick. Karl

1:38:51

Malone could ever win the big one. Mm-hmm. He, I

1:38:53

mean, he literally, he couldn't win the big one with

1:38:55

the Jazz, went to the Lakers trying to win the

1:38:57

big one. Chase the big one. And lost to, I

1:39:00

know he got hurt that year, but lost to the

1:39:02

Pistons. So can't win the big one. That's right. Usually he

1:39:04

chases little ones. Yes. Not big ones, but he did that

1:39:07

when he went away. Yes. All right. Last

1:39:10

pick. That

1:39:12

would have been funny if it was like when,

1:39:17

when Kendrick was doing his pop-up show, if

1:39:19

it had been like 20 years ago. Mm-hmm. And

1:39:22

he had all the Lakers out. What's

1:39:24

interesting, you said Kendrick right there, big cat.

1:39:26

Oh. Because my

1:39:28

pick was going to be Drake. Oh. Can't

1:39:30

win the big one. He lost the big

1:39:32

one. He did lose the big one. He lost it

1:39:34

on the big one. He lost a couple big ones.

1:39:36

Has he not? He keeps losing the big ones. Yeah.

1:39:38

One against Meek though. Oh. Yeah, but he's from

1:39:41

Philly, so. Was that a big one? Yeah, that doesn't count. Okay,

1:39:45

man. Yeah, Drake. Good pick. I'm

1:39:48

going to go... All

1:39:53

right, now I'm going to go Hendrick, Clunkquist. Oh,

1:39:55

good one. The King Without a Ring. Yep.

1:39:58

That's a great pick, Max. That's

1:40:00

a great pick. All right, Hank finishes

1:40:02

off. Then we got a bunch of honorable mentions.

1:40:06

There's some good ones still left out there. Go

1:40:12

Barry Sanders. Oh, yeah, I

1:40:14

feel bad. It wasn't in contention

1:40:16

when he was never close. That was one that

1:40:18

I thought about. But, yeah,

1:40:20

Kaitlyn Clark was going to be my

1:40:22

home run anchor pick. So yeah, yeah,

1:40:26

I took her. She can't win. I didn't want to

1:40:28

do more baseball. All right. What else we got? I

1:40:30

have Ken Griffey Jr. Yeah,

1:40:33

baseball is tough, though. You're right. I didn't want to do

1:40:35

baseball because it's it's so much. It's

1:40:38

harder to be like one guy who couldn't

1:40:40

win it. Right. On football. It's like on

1:40:42

you. Ty Cobb. Ty Cobb. Couldn't work.

1:40:44

Big one. I

1:40:46

we can't do teams, but US men's national team can't

1:40:48

win the big one. Can't win the big one. They

1:40:50

literally cannot win. Could do the state of Minnesota. Yeah,

1:40:54

I had the bills as a whole. Jim

1:40:56

Kelly's good, though. Yeah. Elgin Baylor. Oh, eight

1:40:58

finals appearances lost everyone. Yeah, that's

1:41:01

tough. Mark Few. Yeah,

1:41:03

can't win the big one. Yep. Cannot win the big

1:41:05

one. And make a final four. Yep. I had I

1:41:07

had Peyton Manning on my list because I still feel

1:41:09

like we should say Peyton can't win the big one.

1:41:11

Do you know what I have on my list that

1:41:14

you could make the argument is one a big one, but you

1:41:16

could also make the argument has not. Kevin

1:41:18

Durant. Yeah, not win the big one.

1:41:20

Wasn't the big one. He can't win the big one.

1:41:23

Not on his own. That's one those big ones. I

1:41:27

had Gordon Bombay, the player. Yep. Choke

1:41:29

artist. That's a good one. The

1:41:32

back. Dak can't win the big

1:41:34

one. OJ. OJ couldn't win the

1:41:36

big one. I well, it's not. He'll taste

1:41:38

was pretty big. That's the biggest. That was

1:41:40

the biggest one. His one is freedom. Yeah.

1:41:43

It's Greg Norman. He's two and oh and knife

1:41:46

fights. Yeah. Greg Norman, Tony Fino. Yeah.

1:41:49

Unfortunately, I love Tony Fino. Greg Norman is a

1:41:51

good one. Yeah. Alan

1:41:53

Iverson. Yep. Can't win the big one.

1:41:55

He had the worst team of all time around him.

1:41:57

Okay. Reggie Miller. Reggie

1:42:00

Miller couldn't win the big one big time couldn't win

1:42:02

the big one Germany Patrick Ewing Patrick

1:42:05

Ewing couldn't win the big one me in Super

1:42:07

Bowl futures Can't win the big

1:42:09

one Hillary

1:42:12

swank for million dollar baby. Did she lose?

1:42:14

I think she lost. Oh, she got paralyzed, right? I

1:42:17

don't know I never saw that movie. Yeah That's

1:42:19

too bad, England England

1:42:22

couldn't win the big just in lots of stuff

1:42:24

in a lot of stuff. Yeah. Yeah, who's the

1:42:27

is there an actor? Who hasn't been able to win the big one Leo

1:42:30

for a while? Yeah, and but then

1:42:32

he won the big one It was

1:42:34

Scorsese to write for for best picture

1:42:37

Because I don't think good fellas won best picture

1:42:40

He got he got hosed on that one, but

1:42:42

then I think the departed finally that got him

1:42:44

over the hump Bob Odenkirk He's

1:42:46

not been able to win the big one robbed every

1:42:48

year shit. I think Damn,

1:42:52

there's some of the best can't win the big

1:42:54

ones Yeah, Peyton Manning was was one of the best can't

1:42:56

win the big one debate. Yeah I'll

1:42:58

always I'll never be able to forgive him for

1:43:00