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Today is Wednesday, June 5th and

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boys we are stuck in a wormhole.

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It's a purgatory. It's a purgatory. We're not

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in heaven. We're not in hell. We're

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just kind of waiting to get brought into heaven.

4:43

Yes. Hopefully it's got a one in one out

4:45

policy and they find out that somebody up there

4:47

did something bad and then NBA Finals is here.

4:49

Yeah I had it on Monday night I was

4:51

like what the fuck am I supposed to watch?

4:53

It's a little mini experience of how we get

4:55

after the Super Bowl where there's no sports and

4:57

then your mind just starts to wander and

4:59

you go a little bit crazy. You start caring about a

5:02

lot of stuff that you didn't care about before. But even

5:04

in sports to get back we spend

5:06

an entire day talking about the WNBA. I

5:08

know it was a lot by the way

5:10

I don't want to say we told you so

5:12

but we told you so but yeah I there

5:14

were some people who were like why'd you guys

5:16

talk about the WNBA and Sunday's Sunday night's pod

5:18

and also like you guys are being pussies because

5:20

you're not calling out Angel

5:22

Reese enough or whatever you know. We

5:25

were right. The discourse got even worse

5:28

on Monday. It's bad. It got so fucking

5:31

crazy. We had McAfee calling Caitlin

5:33

Clark that white bitch. Yeah but he said

5:35

it in a loving way. I agree. The

5:37

context there but you know we've been we've

5:39

been. It looks bad in a quote. We

5:41

have we have had moments where our context

5:43

has been lost. Yeah. So it's like I

5:45

am very sympathetic to Pat but I also

5:47

understand how he can get himself in that

5:49

because the world's crazy and all these people

5:51

are nuts and no one cares that Pat

5:53

was saying it in a way that they

5:55

didn't take. It's always fun to start a

5:57

sentence with I deeply regret saying That white

5:59

bitch. Yeah. Yeah, know nothings good

6:01

good is going come that apology but right

6:03

outside or we aren't outside. But I also think

6:05

that if you were to print out a

6:07

transcript of the report of my take and then

6:10

read it aloud er bit not read aloud

6:12

like put it on a television. yeah and see

6:14

the words that we say we would probably

6:16

be impressed. Yeah maybe we had our we had

6:18

we had Stephen A Smith getting absolutely owned

6:20

on his own show and then to top it

6:22

all off desert the end of our W

6:24

B A talk by.top it off is more. Just

6:27

as again the discourse has gotten so out

6:29

of hand. Just play basketball. Was to sort

6:31

of about small. Ah, this was from this

6:33

Cargo Tribune editorial board. The foul committee by

6:35

Chicago Skies Guard says he carter on Kim

6:38

Clarke was agree just outside of it a

6:40

sporting event it would have been seen as

6:42

an assault just. To. Set The

6:44

Fuck Up. Ah, have you ever seen a

6:47

tackle in the Nfl to Shut The Fuck?

6:49

Are you? literally? That's basically everything that it

6:51

would what happens inside of a sporting event.

6:54

Would. Be assault if it happened outside of

6:56

a sporting events. How about a ninety nine

6:58

my own. Our past ah small at someone's

7:00

head to somebody getting onto a trade is

7:02

being on? Well how about hockey? Have a

7:04

fighting in hockey player. Can you imagine

7:06

it is? I was such a tight spot this the other

7:08

day. Imagine if it's there were fights in the and be

7:10

a. People. Would fucking hate fighting. Yeah

7:12

and the and be. But hockey's golik. I

7:14

love it. I wish it happen in the

7:17

Mbs. I was up in the W B

7:19

I to square up just square up. but

7:21

either way we were. We were right on

7:23

that. We're in this time of wormhole that

7:25

sucks so we're going to do something that's

7:27

gonna make it suck even more and people

7:29

get more mountainous. Rank.

7:31

The twenty twenty four starting quarterbacks. We do

7:33

have an M B A preview finals preview

7:35

with are still coming I guess we'd You

7:38

also have a Stanley Cup Final preview with

7:40

Ryan Whitney. Of. Oil or same coming

7:42

on Friday while recovering it. Well, we're doing

7:44

this Well, we're doing. The rankings are if

7:47

you are not interested in talking about Nfl

7:49

quarterbacks in the month of June Two, we

7:51

just have the Edmonton Oilers fan just like

7:53

split screen while she's yes on it And

7:55

and so she'll be honored to Why we're

7:58

talking about. about in a cell oh

8:00

Also if you are not interested in ranking

8:02

quarterbacks, get out. You

8:07

could just sit down at any bar in America, you

8:09

could put me in any airport, Uber,

8:11

if someone just starts saying I think this guy is

8:13

better than this guy, it's like alright let's do it.

8:15

And what's going to be great is how mad people

8:17

will get. Oh yeah. So let's make

8:20

people mad. Yeah. Okay. So

8:22

we got to start at the bottom right? Or do we go at

8:24

the top? Oh so we're doing all 32. Alright we don't have to

8:26

do all 32. I think we should

8:28

do all 32. We could rip, you know what

8:30

we could do? We could do the cheat code of saying

8:32

all the rookies are at the bottom. I

8:35

don't agree with that. Oh you don't? No.

8:38

Because Daniel Jones is good. Well here's what you get to do, you

8:40

get to say like CJ Stroud, he proved

8:42

to us last year that being a rookie is

8:44

no excuse. Yeah. You can still be

8:46

one of the best. That's true. Are you saying this because

8:49

you, I'm a Stroud boy. Currently have a rookie quarterback? I'm

8:51

talking about CJ Stroud. Okay. And the

8:53

precedent that he set on here. No I'm just curious. Should we

8:55

just do the top 10? We could do 31 just to make

8:57

one fan base really really mad. Ooh. Their

8:59

QB will not be mad. But then when we

9:01

number it we have to skip a number. So

9:04

you see 32. Yeah. I

9:07

like that. Yeah. I like that. Alright

9:09

what fan base should we decide to do it? Should we piss off?

9:12

Should we just do the Falcons? Michael

9:15

Pinnix? Oh we should put Michael Pinnix

9:17

as the starter. No,

9:20

Kurt Cousins I firmly believe he

9:22

should be number 16. Okay. Why

9:25

don't we do the Giants? That's perfect. Okay Giants 32.

9:28

No, no, no. No Daniel Jones. Okay.

9:31

On the list and then there will be

9:33

a 32 and we'll like skip number 26. Alright

9:36

yep. I mean it's gotta be the Broncos. Bo

9:39

Nix? Yeah. So

9:41

Bo Nix will be 32. Yeah. Alright so

9:43

we put Bo Nix 32. Let's

9:46

put Bo Nix 32 and then we'll work back from there.

9:48

Okay. Alex O'Connell.

9:50

Is he the starter? Aiden O'Connell.

9:52

Alex O'Connell. Yeah. I

9:55

mixed up my AOCs. Is he the starter? Only

9:57

a part of my Jake Astor and NIL history.

10:00

That's true. Yeah, adenokano.

10:02

No, no minchu. Oh,

10:04

yeah minchu minchu. Yep. Okay, how quickly we forget,

10:06

right? Isn't garder minchu a raider? He is a

10:08

raider. So I think we go so so 32

10:10

is bonex 31 minchu Just

10:15

kind of disrespectful to minchu. Yeah,

10:17

very disrespectful. Okay, so

10:19

mariota No,

10:21

he's a backup Great start is it all

10:23

the top ten? Bryce

10:27

young okay. I like that Bryce young

10:29

31 who knows what will

10:31

show us this year Yes, all we all we have

10:33

to go on is what has been presented to us.

10:35

All right bonex 32 Bryce young 31 I

10:39

think then we should do we

10:41

should just do the rookie quarterbacks. I think we should rip

10:43

through them Don't you think that's fair? Yeah,

10:45

but it's important who's at the who's at the top of

10:48

the list. Yeah So you're putting

10:50

a OC ahead of all these rookies. Oh,

10:52

yeah. Yeah, we forgot no minchu So all

10:54

right. Here we go. 32 bonex 31

10:57

Bryce young's 30 garder minchu 29

11:02

is when we start all the

11:04

rookie starters. Okay, so the worst rookie starter. Who

11:07

do you think that is? J.

11:10

J. A. Should

11:12

we just go by draft order? I'd be fine. Yeah,

11:14

I'm fine with that. I'm cool with that I think that's

11:17

a good way to do it Okay,

11:19

we agree. All right, so that's easy. We're already

11:21

ripping through the price of Spencer Rattler Are you

11:23

ranking this right now for us live? I'm

11:25

ready. I'm I'm I can you can you can you

11:27

do a notes app? Max

11:30

so that we can just have it live in

11:32

front of us because we are gonna get very

11:34

confused. Mm-hmm. Very very I already Am yeah already

11:36

very confused, but I think we've got this so

11:39

30 just to rehash where we're

11:41

at 32 bonex 31

11:44

Bryce young 30 gardener minchu

11:47

and then at 29

11:49

we're gonna start with JJ then 28 Drake

11:52

May 27

11:56

Jade McDaniel, Jayden Daniels and why I

11:59

say McDaniel's who's I

12:01

said, he's a basketball player. Yeah, he's a basketball

12:03

player. And then skip 27. Or

12:08

actually, no, skip 26. Do

12:10

27. Jayden

12:12

Daniels, 26. Cale

12:14

Williams, then skip 25. Because

12:17

that way, because they're all linked together, it'll be confusing.

12:19

I like how we put Bo Nicks as a rookie

12:21

in last place. Yep. All right.

12:24

So, 24. Okay, who else we got out there at the

12:26

bottom? Derek Carr. That's not bad. It's not

12:29

a bad suggestion. Not a bad one. We do have a

12:31

friend. There's a lot of really good... Deshaun

12:34

Watson? He's not our friend. Yeah,

12:36

let's put Deshaun. Yeah, let's put Deshaun at 23. Yeah,

12:41

I like that. I love that. Oh,

12:44

no. Yeah, okay, now 22, Russell Wilson?

12:47

Yes. Yes. We're actually ripping through

12:49

this. We are. 21, let's

12:51

go Anthony Richardson. Yeah. I

12:54

like him. Yep. We

12:56

got to be fair. 20 should be Will Levis. Okay.

13:00

Trevor Lawrence, 19. He

13:03

was bad last year. I don't know if we go Trevor

13:05

Lawrence, 19. Gino. Oh,

13:07

yeah, Gino, Gino, 15, 19. Denty

13:11

Law? Hmm. Oh,

13:13

Kyler. Kyler, we forgot about Kyler.

13:17

Yep. Yeah, Kyler.

13:20

Okay, we're doing a... So, 18 is Kyler,

13:22

17. By the way, we're

13:24

definitely going to get to the end and fuck this up, but that's

13:26

okay. That's part of the process.

13:28

We're doing this right now, guys. I like that. Here.

13:31

Yeah, yeah. We're back in

13:34

office. Right behind Kirk Cousins. Yes. Hank,

13:36

you get a call on one as well because he just

13:38

uses Dak call. Okay. So,

13:40

16 should we go Kirk Cousins? Yeah, 16

13:42

should be Kirk. Yep. Right exactly

13:44

in the middle. And then 15, Trevor

13:47

Lawrence. 14,

13:49

Baker Mayfield. Yep. Love

13:51

that. People are going to get so mad. I like this.

13:54

Love that. 13, Stafford? Yep.

13:57

Okay. 12

14:00

to 2a to a fits there Rogers

14:03

to Rogers is hurt Yeah

14:06

outside the top 10. Yeah, grow up a little bit Rogers.

14:10

I like this list. This is gonna make some people mad

14:14

Jordan love we want to put him in here

14:16

anywhere. I mean if I have to be honest,

14:18

he's definitely top 10. So that's a 10 You

14:22

don't you can tell package fans. I put him on top 10. Okay.

14:25

Yeah, you know what do George ailin hurts Do

14:27

you oh you want to jail in her son?

14:29

That's your call Hank. Yeah, I mean I think he's already Had

14:34

no other call he had no other call.

14:36

It's all all right put him in

14:39

ten head of Aaron Rogers. Yeah, good That's pretty good.

14:41

No max put him in jail in hurts

14:43

ten. You got your deck pick As

14:48

Brock Brock still available. Oh, yeah Brock still

14:50

available is almost rock higher than nine Oh

14:53

Eagles fans are gonna be so mad rock is higher than

14:55

nine uh Should

14:58

we should we should we say?

15:02

Jared at some point just to show that we're

15:04

not completely biased

15:08

You're a kinetic. All right, we'll save yours.

15:10

Give my opinion. All right. We'll save Jared

15:13

Herbert Herbert

15:15

nine. Okay injured. Yeah.

15:18

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of

15:20

good quarterbacks in here There's a lot of good quarterbacks in the

15:22

NFL Okay, maybe

15:24

Jared Jared at seven I like Jared

15:26

at seven that feels okay, so put with

15:28

Brock at eight Brock at eight

15:31

Jared at seven Jordan love at six. I

15:33

feel like that's rounded out pretty nice on Jordan

15:35

love I think should be Jared

15:38

should be ahead of Jordan love. Yes. So

15:40

Jordan love at seven Jared golf at six.

15:42

Yeah, love that I love

15:44

that for us. Mm-hmm. It's perfect. Perfect ranking Okay

15:47

after that See

15:50

Joe is probably I'm gonna put

15:52

Joe top five. Yep. I'm gonna

15:54

put Josh top five I think it goes I think

15:57

all right. I'll give you my top five. You can tell

15:59

me this crazy I think based on

16:01

injuries and not being around right now,

16:03

I think it has to go Joe,

16:06

CJ Stroud,

16:09

Lamar, Josh, Mahomes. I'm

16:12

also okay if you want to switch Lamar

16:14

and Josh just so that way people can't

16:17

say the glazing is crazy. Let's flip CJ

16:19

and Joe. I think

16:21

put CJ at five. Joe

16:23

at four. You

16:26

want to go Josh at three. That way people can't

16:28

accuse us. Let's do

16:30

that. That way we cover our bases. Josh,

16:34

if you're listening to this, you're definitely too. I

16:37

would rather have Josh than Lamar. Okay, yeah, I would

16:39

too. All right, so yeah, Josh has to be too.

16:43

Yeah. Dude, Josh

16:45

has come closer to winning in the playoffs than Lamar

16:48

has. I think this might be the perfect quarterback list

16:50

because we did just enough to piss people off where

16:52

it also still looks real and

16:54

you would never know that Daniel Jones isn't on there. I

16:57

forgot. I honestly forgot the pin. I'm so

16:59

squished on there at all. Yeah.

17:02

What do you think out of all these

17:04

rankings, which one do you think will make

17:06

the most people angry? Dak for sure. Yeah.

17:08

Dak for sure. Dak behind. Jalen Hurts as

17:11

well. Jalen Hurts will get Philly mad. Baker, Head

17:13

of Trevor. Yeah. People

17:15

get upset about that. Jalen at 10. Yeah.

17:18

The thing is people will get mad at Justin

17:20

Herbert at number nine, but if you

17:22

look at the names in front of them, I agree

17:25

with our list. Yeah.

17:29

Yeah. I like it. I

17:31

like it a lot. Okay. We did it.

17:34

Yeah. Good job. Good list.

17:37

Fucking crushed that list, boys. Okay. We'll

17:40

put it out there. Memes, you got any problem

17:42

with this list? You think Rogers

17:44

should be higher? No. Looks like

17:46

a good list. Rogers will prove

17:48

that he's the number one quarterback this year.

17:51

Oh, he's better than Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. Patrick

17:53

Mahomes in the Beadman playoffs. Okay. So

17:55

that leads me to the next thing that I was going

17:57

to spring on you. Let

18:00

me see if I have the name because I want to shout them out.

18:04

When we asked for lists, this

18:06

person had a very good idea with the list.

18:09

Oh yeah, I'm going to shout out

18:12

JMB 47231988. Shout

18:17

out JMB 47231988. That

18:21

sounds like a burner. Shout out that

18:23

guy. Oh, that's good. That's

18:34

really good. Alright.

18:41

It would be

18:43

a real shame if memes, the guy he just said

18:45

is going to be the number one quarterback got hurt

18:47

on Monday Night Football for the second straight year.

18:49

It would be. That would be a

18:51

real shame. I think if

18:54

the Celtics get swept, that would be a real shame. We

18:56

got to make a, we're going to make a graph of

18:58

this. It'd be a real shame. That would be a real

19:00

shame. That would be a real shame.

19:02

If the beer Olympics got canceled. That would be

19:05

a real shame. That

19:07

would be one of the biggest shames I've

19:09

ever had to feel deep down

19:11

in my soul. I'd be so mad. That would be

19:13

a real shame. You know what would be a real

19:15

shame? Is if Jake's Twitter

19:17

account accidentally did the Ray Allen tweet. That would

19:19

be a real fucking shame. That would be a

19:22

real shame. That would be a real shame. I'm

19:24

proud of myself for holding my ground on that

19:26

one. Yeah, but imagine if someone had gotten your

19:28

password and tweeted that. Yeah. That

19:30

would be a real shame. I'll

19:32

say one personally, it would be a

19:34

very big shame if Caleb

19:36

Williams wasn't good. Yeah, it would be. It

19:40

would be a really big shame. You know what would be a

19:42

real shame? If like

19:44

first week of training camp with hard knocks

19:46

there, Caleb Williams got injured. I don't like

19:48

that. And then all hard knocks. You

19:50

just saved up any of your photos. No, but I'm

19:53

saying like and then we had to watch hard knocks

19:55

for four weeks and it was all about Caleb Williams

19:57

getting hurt. That would be such a shame.

20:00

That would be a shame. It'd be a real shame. Shut up

20:02

about it. That's not what we wrote,

20:04

Max. Max wrote down Cale Boones with Ben Simmons. That's

20:06

not what we wrote. That would be

20:09

a shame. That was not what we wrote. But that would be

20:11

a shame. No, that would be not what we wrote. I

20:13

thought that was just good wording for what we were saying.

20:16

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would be a real

20:18

shame if Jalen Hurts wasn't the guy. Yeah. Wouldn't

20:21

it? It would be. Wouldn't

20:23

it? Definitely. Max? That

20:26

would be a shame, yeah. Okay. I'm

20:28

writing it down. That's not a real shame. Oh, that's

20:30

a real shame. Well, it's a real shame that they

20:32

beat the first place brewers last night. Oh,

20:34

of the NL Central? You

20:38

gotta make a line somewhere. The NL

20:40

Central sucks, dude. Who's good? The

20:43

Dodgers? They haven't played them yet. Yankees.

20:47

They're different. Not even the same league. Okay,

20:49

but you just asked who's good, and I

20:51

just gave you two teams. Yeah, but you

20:53

only play the other league once a year.

20:56

Padres sneaky, not bad. Beat the

20:58

Padres. How many

21:00

times? I think we swept them. Mariners

21:03

are pretty good. Other league. Orioles

21:10

are really good. Yeah.

21:14

Orioles are really good. That would be a sweep of the Padres. Okay,

21:16

Orioles are really good. Do you want to say anything about the Orioles?

21:19

The other league, I don't know what you want me to say. Guardians and the Royals

21:21

are good. You're

21:24

really good at saying the other league. Just finding out the

21:26

NL sucks. Other things

21:28

would be a real shame. Yeah, I mean, the NL Central

21:31

is really bad. The Cubs are still in second place in

21:33

there. They've lost like a billion games

21:35

in a row. Hank,

21:38

you getting real shames? I would be ashamed if

21:40

Hank couldn't dunk. Yeah, it'd be a real shame. I

21:43

paid all this money to get trained, and then

21:45

didn't dunk, and I had to pay even more money. Suck.

21:49

It would be. It would

21:51

be a real shame if something

21:53

happened to misrepair. Oh, it

21:55

would be a shame. I don't feel comfortable writing

21:57

that down. Write it down. I

22:00

didn't say what I said something. This is the real shame? Also

22:02

are we gonna rank these or are we just like are we

22:04

just No it's just things that would be a real shame Be

22:08

a real shame It

22:10

would be it would be a real shame if If

22:13

the part of my take account tweeted out

22:16

the sad max picture four more times this

22:18

week Oh, no that well, that's

22:20

the most likely to happen. Yeah, that is

22:22

true. That is most likely to happen for

22:24

sure Mmm

22:28

It'd be a real shame if Joel and bead

22:30

asked for a trade it would be Wouldn't

22:33

it real shame that would be

22:36

a real goddamn shame It would be a real

22:38

shame if Joel and bead was starting at Center

22:40

for the USA and we lost in the championship

22:42

game Man I'm

22:44

also not going to that game didn't realize that

22:46

town is four hours away from Paris. That's crazy

22:48

How is it the Paris Olympics and the game

22:51

was four hours away when it's the Atlanta Olympics?

22:53

They've got games all over the country. I was

22:55

that's bullshit. That should that shouldn't be the case

22:58

Okay, Vito Vito. Huh? All right,

23:00

let him know let him

23:03

know any other shames Hmm

23:06

real shame if he's shame if PFD was

23:09

better golf than Hank I'd be ashamed that

23:11

would be a shame it'd be a shame

23:13

if Hank's next vacation to an island He

23:16

went to Turks and Caicos and forgot that he

23:18

had ammunition in his suitcase. Oh, that would be

23:20

a shame It would be a shame if when

23:23

the John Daly video came out if everyone just

23:25

watched the first two holes That'd be real shame

23:27

be a real shame. It'd be a real shame

23:29

if you hypothetically went to Tom

23:32

Brady's retirement ceremony and and didn't meet him

23:34

if any thought you might oh

23:36

no is that No, it's not.

23:39

I'm just it would be a real shame, but are you

23:41

is that a concern? I don't

23:44

know I think so No, this is

23:46

I feel good about it I don't know you know

23:48

I haven't I would absolutely be a real shame I

23:51

know is it like a wedding where if somebody comes

23:53

to your retirement server you have to shake everyone's hands

23:55

you have to say Hi to everyone no there's there's

23:57

a chance. There's a non-zero chance you have a present

23:59

for Myself? My

24:01

present is a present. My present is a

24:03

present? You should bring a present to a

24:05

man's retirement ceremony. Give him a formal invitation

24:07

to part of my take. Oh, yes! Yeah,

24:09

print it out. We'll print it out. We'll

24:12

get like a nice envelope. Yes,

24:15

yes, celebrities love it when you hand him

24:17

envelopes. No, I'm

24:19

thinking like the Grammys envelope where they put a

24:21

seal on it. And make sure you tell him

24:23

no anthrax in this. Here

24:26

you go. If you say it'd be a shame, maybe right on

24:28

the front, it'd be a shame if there was anthrax in this.

24:31

Because that would be a shame. Just hand it to him

24:33

and say, here you go, it's safe. Is

24:36

that a thing with envelopes? What do you mean? You

24:39

don't know about the anthrax? Oh. Never

24:41

caught the guy that did it. Yeah, you're not

24:43

old enough? No. I

24:45

guess. Right after 9-11, somebody sent

24:47

a bunch of anthrax to Capitol

24:49

Hill, post office. Yeah. Real scary.

24:52

Yep. Real scary. Real shame if someone were

24:54

doing that. Real shame if mail just stopped existing. It's

24:56

the dumbest thing in the world. Wait,

24:58

so that wouldn't be a shame? It'd

25:01

be a real shame if mail continued to... Do you know

25:04

what we're doing here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like

25:08

it would be a real shame if you crashed a boat this

25:11

summer. Yes. That would be

25:13

a real shame. That would be

25:15

a real shame. Don't

25:17

take that down. Yeah, I

25:19

mean, it would be. It's

25:22

a good addition to the list. It would be a

25:24

real fucking shame. Jake, you have

25:26

any real shames for us? It'd

25:30

be a real shame if Max got the lottery

25:32

ball. Oh. Oh, no. Shit.

25:37

It would be a real shame if you got it. It

25:40

would be a real shame if he got it. It would

25:42

be never got it. It'd be never got it. That's how

25:44

he said it. That's how he said it. I wrote that

25:46

when he said it. Jake, it

25:49

would be... See how it's phrased differently?

25:51

It'd be a real shame if Max

25:53

just literally never got the lottery ball.

25:55

Real shame. Real shame.

26:00

one shot. That's

26:02

okay. That's okay. It'd be a real shame if

26:05

Vanny Woodhead showed up at our doorstep and

26:07

there was a bomb inside. Oh that would

26:09

be a big shame. It'd be a big

26:11

shame. Also pretty funny move. Yeah. By

26:14

Billy. That would be a good chance that

26:16

never gets here. Yeah also very good chance.

26:18

Yes. Because Billy somehow has

26:20

it in his head that once it gets here we're

26:22

gonna fire him. Yeah. Like what? How

26:25

does he think that has he thought for

26:27

the last five years that Vanny Woodhead's existence kept

26:29

his job? I think

26:32

so. Maybe he's been holding a sausage. I think so.

26:34

I think that's exactly what he's been thinking. Uh

26:37

okay anyone any else? Memes you got one.

26:39

You got a good one. Come

26:42

on Memes. Can't hear you Memes. Can't hear you

26:44

Memes. He just said I'm trying to thank. Oh no. It'd

26:48

be a real shame if we podcasted extra long as

26:50

I had to miss softball. That would be a shame.

26:52

Wait what? Why? Why are you saying like you're

26:55

trying to miss softball? No we're talking about things that

26:57

would be a real shame. That would be a real

26:59

shame. That'd be a real real shame. That'd

27:02

be a real shame. Be

27:05

real shame if something happened to Charlotte Distinct Ray.

27:08

Oh man. By the way you see the update?

27:11

What? She was never pregnant. Yeah I

27:13

was right. You told us that no but there's

27:15

a new update. Oh. The aquarium. I said deja

27:17

vu. Yeah I feel like you said that on

27:20

Sunday. The aquarium admitted to it. Oh

27:22

got it. They admitted. Oh did I say

27:24

that? Yeah. Re-adductive disease. Pretty sure you did.

27:26

Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. There's

27:28

a chance that was off camera

27:31

but I don't think it was. It'd be a

27:33

real shame if we kept on getting Charlotte's Stingray

27:35

update. Memes is gonna bang on me. We won't.

27:37

Memes is gonna bang on me. Oh no Memes

27:39

finishes off. I

27:41

was gonna say it'd be a shame if my dick out bigger. That

27:49

doesn't really work but yeah. Yeah

27:51

I said the max. I don't think I did.

27:53

No it doesn't work. No I'm keeping it.

27:55

I'm keeping it. It doesn't work. It would work

27:57

more if like. It'd

28:00

be a real shame if if Max and memes

28:03

Posted the video of us golfing when I

28:05

flash in my tiny penis that would actually

28:07

be a shame That

28:10

would be a shame. That would be a shame Every

28:12

time we go golfing Max and memes get me

28:14

peeing and then every time they get me peeing

28:17

I just turn around and say we can't use

28:19

this anymore. This is also just fake cat admitting

28:21

to Workplace harassment. No,

28:23

it's not You

28:25

guys are harassing me first. He was

28:27

peeing. He was clearly peeing I'm fighting.

28:30

I'm fighting harassment with harassment. You were

28:32

video taping me peeing. That's

28:34

a rasp It's also all started by

28:37

the first golf video we did

28:39

I went to go piss and you

28:41

said look at get that fat man peeing over there.

28:44

I don't recall I've

28:50

hung out with big cats in the last Seven

28:52

years eight that doesn't sound like words. Oh

28:54

no chance. I said that yeah No, Max

28:56

and Max and memes have my penis on

28:59

camera many times in their hard drives They

29:01

could just you put that on Twitter now.

29:03

He could just I

29:05

actually I'm doing you guys a favor I'm giving you

29:07

guys blackmail But you guys could just walk

29:09

up to me one day and be like hey Remember

29:12

all those times you flashed us. No, I saw I

29:14

got them all and now the Internet's just gonna be

29:16

like released by the way, the flash comes from like

29:21

30 30 40 feet away. It's not right

29:23

in the face. I saw the size of

29:25

it No, no one would accuse you blackmail.

29:27

Yeah, it'd be white male. Yeah It's

29:30

it's hardly a flash. It's hardly a

29:32

flash All right,

29:34

that was good. Yeah good good list to good

29:36

list shut shout out. Hold on the meat Let

29:38

me get this we're so we're so productive. Look

29:40

at us. Let me get that guy get shout

29:42

out JMB 4723

29:45

1988 You know

29:47

what? I might give him a follow That's

29:49

what his last tweet was from March

29:52

6th 2024

29:54

just hashtag clemer. I Like

29:57

that. What's your favorite one? I was probably

30:00

during the stream that he did.

30:02

Yeah. My favorite one out of all

30:04

of these, can I give you a

30:06

real answer or a fake answer? Beer

30:09

Olympics gonna cancel? Yeah. Be

30:12

such a shame. That'll be my fake answer. My

30:16

real answer out of all of these, if

30:20

Hank crashed a boat. You're shitting me. You're

30:22

shitting me. You're shitting me. You're shitting me.

30:25

You're shitting me, dude. That would be

30:27

a fucking shame. I

30:30

don't like how we're just putting this in the system. Just

30:32

come down. No,

30:35

but being safe, if he wasn't injured. If he

30:37

wasn't injured, he wasn't injured. I don't want him

30:40

to crash. Yeah, Jake, I'm not thinking like crashing

30:42

dies. I'm just the hideous to pay for a

30:44

whole book. I don't know if

30:46

you got the camera on Hank's face after

30:48

the crash boat. He did the Cam Newton

30:50

OKay. Yeah, he did the OKay. I see how

30:52

it is. Quite literally, I just saw that in

30:55

real life. And it was, Hank, I believe in

30:57

you. You're not going to crash. There's no way

30:59

that you crashed a boat this summer. Yeah. Zero

31:02

percent chance. No, the number one is a clear

31:04

one-one is it would be such a shame if

31:06

the beer Olympics got canceled. That would

31:08

break my heart. That would break my heart.

31:12

I don't know how I would actually recover. I

31:14

don't know how I'd move on if it somehow

31:16

got canceled. And the only way it would get

31:18

canceled is if enough people backed out.

31:20

And I think we're pretty close to that, so

31:22

no one else back out. Or else it might

31:24

get canceled. Right. Don't

31:27

do it. Yeah. It'd be

31:29

one more. It'd be a shame if Miley

31:32

Cyrus came on the podcast. Yeah, that would be

31:34

a shame. That would be a shame. OK.

31:38

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to apologize for the boat stuff. No it's fine. On

33:04

our mind because when you listen to Rosillo

33:07

we got into some boat talk I do

33:09

not want that. No it's fine. Yes you do. No I do

33:11

not. No no. You made your truth known

33:13

and that's fine. I'm saying right now I do not want

33:15

that. But you already, you can't have it

33:18

both ways. No I'm not. I said it was a

33:20

shame. Now I'm saying to you those are the same

33:22

thing. So would it be a shame or would it not

33:24

be a shame? It would 100% be a shame. Right

33:28

so that's yeah. That's your real

33:30

answer. I feel like we're saying this. No.

33:32

It's a shame. A shame is a bad thing.

33:34

I don't want it. The question was

33:37

which one do you want to happen? I

33:39

don't want you to get in

33:41

any boating incidents. Got

33:43

it. Wink. Got it.

33:45

No I'm not winking. He's winking. Look at me

33:47

I'm not winking. Winking. The

33:50

wink was for beer olympics. Yeah the wink was for

33:52

beer olympics. There was no wink for the boat. You

33:54

just winked. I did not just wink. You want me

33:56

to say it again? I think we can all agree

33:58

if Hank gets into a small boat. accident that'd

34:00

be very funny. No, no.

34:02

I think it'd

34:05

be a shame if I were to laugh. It'd be

34:07

a shame if you guys asked me to come out

34:09

and I remember this conversation. That would be a shame.

34:11

That would be a good one. Add it to the

34:13

list. Add Hank, we

34:16

asked Hank to take us out on his

34:18

boat and he remembers the shame list. That

34:21

would be a shame. For the record I

34:23

had nothing to do with the boat. Oh

34:25

look at it, we're just like ourselves. Okay

34:29

Hank, your hot seat. My hot seat is

34:31

Conor McGregor. Yeah. There

34:34

was supposed to be a scheduled press

34:36

conference for UFC 303. That got postponed

34:38

on Monday and then this is

34:41

from a random MMA account so some

34:44

of these things might not be a hundred

34:46

percent true but it says UFC is no

34:48

longer being advertised on pay-per-view. UFC has privated

34:50

to Conor McGregor free fight videos posted a

34:52

few days ago. McGregor and Dana White

34:54

have been silent and Michael Chandler

34:56

is posting self-help quotes on Instagram so

34:59

it's not looking great for UFC

35:01

303. Unless this is all a work.

35:04

So what is the speculation

35:07

that McGregor has been injured,

35:09

injured aka hungover?

35:11

He's been hungover. I don't know.

35:13

I mean it's tough to see that video of

35:15

him just on

35:17

a bunch of Molly at the club two weeks

35:20

ago. Allegedly. Yeah. Oh yeah

35:22

he was, yeah he's just been chilling. But uh it's

35:25

all looking good. No it's not looking good. I

35:29

really wanted to see this fight. I'm very upset.

35:31

Also Stephen A. Smith, that clip

35:33

also went viral of him

35:35

and Shannon Sharp talking on first take and Stephen

35:38

A. Smith was like Conor McGregor

35:40

should not be going against a grappler. And

35:42

the UFC fans were like

35:46

very upset that Stephen A. Smith was breaking

35:48

down. Yeah. Try to talk punch. You can't

35:50

do that Stephen A. You can't do that.

35:52

You don't know fist. You don't know it. Ah

35:55

and then my cool throne. It's

35:57

the picky fucking blinders. Alright. the

36:00

whole thing in your accent. The

36:02

Peaky Fucking Blinders? Let

36:05

me read the press release. Tommy

36:07

Shelby returns. A Peaky

36:09

Blinders film starring Cillian Murphy is coming to

36:11

Netflix. Ah this is bad. I got

36:14

the Peaky Fucking Blinders part. It seems like Tommy

36:16

Shelby wasn't finished with me. It is

36:19

very gratifying to be re-collaborating with Steven

36:21

Knight and Tom Hopper on the film

36:23

version of Peaky Fucking Blinders. This

36:25

one is for the fans. Love that.

36:28

I'm excited for this. So that was

36:30

Cillian Murphy that said that? That was the official

36:32

Netflix account tweeted that. I don't

36:34

know who the quote is by. I'm assuming the

36:36

director. Peaky Blinders

36:38

was such a good show and

36:42

with no spoilers, even though it's been

36:44

out for a long time, I

36:46

loved the way they like ended it. I mean

36:48

there can't really be spoilers because there's a movie

36:50

but I just loved it.

36:52

I love that show. I'm excited for this movie.

36:55

It's a great show. It's also going to make

36:57

me want to smoke all the cigarettes. Yes. Yes.

37:00

It's going to be real shame if I start smoking

37:02

again. Real shame. Real shame. Real

37:04

shame. Real shame. That's

37:07

the one that's coming up? I

37:09

don't know. Oh. You just gave us a

37:12

bad accent and didn't give us any details?

37:14

It was a great show. Everyone had Peaky

37:16

Blinders films starring Cillian Murphy is coming to

37:18

Netflix. Oh okay. Now Netflix.

37:20

Great. Important question. I'm assuming that the

37:22

answer is yes since it's on Netflix

37:25

but are we going to get subtitles?

37:27

Have to. Because you have to watch Peaky Blinders subtitles.

37:29

Yeah. And it counts as reading a book every episode

37:32

you see. I watch

37:34

everything with subtitles. Everything. Sports?

37:36

Not sports. So I guess not

37:38

everything. Comedy? Anything streaming. Comedy

37:42

is usually a stand up.

37:44

No. Like

37:47

a sitcom? Yes. Pornography?

37:50

Yes. Subtitles? Yes. Oh fuck you're going to

37:52

make me cum? Yeah. Yeah. Put it in

37:54

there. Yeah.

37:57

No stand up you can't because it goes too

37:59

fast. say the punchline before sitcom

38:01

I don't really care because it's not like the same

38:03

punch of a punch line. I can't do

38:05

with sitcoms can't do it. Yeah I need it I

38:08

just get I lose I lose too much I realize

38:10

that like when I'm not using subtitles I just

38:13

zone out way too often. So

38:15

you did tires with the subtitles? That one

38:18

was actually timed up perfectly it wasn't it

38:20

wasn't like the punchlines were coming too fast.

38:22

Okay. Yeah tires is

38:24

great by the way go watch it. Yeah. Yeah all

38:27

the guys. All right my

38:29

hot seat is actually vaping. Oh.

38:32

Vaping's on the hot seat did you see the

38:34

picture of the golfer over the weekend the female

38:36

golfer? Yeah. Charlie Hull. Yeah. So she went viral

38:38

she was ripping a dart as she

38:40

was signing autographs for kids by the way which

38:43

is awesome. So she was smoking a cigarette signing

38:45

autographs somebody took her picture and

38:47

then reported that she is smoking cigarettes to

38:50

help her quit vaping which respect we've

38:53

all been there. Okay. Or some of us have been there. Yeah. But

38:55

then they went viral and now she's like yeah I don't

38:58

really see it it's not that much of a big deal

39:00

my father smokes 40 cigarettes a day and he has for

39:02

25 years and he's 75 and my brother

39:05

who's 25 also smokes 20 cigarettes

39:08

a day. So. She's European

39:10

though I think it's different rules. Better tobacco.

39:12

I do think like there's something to be

39:14

said about like genes. Yeah. They could just

39:16

have genes that are just cigarettes

39:19

don't bother them. Yeah so she actually sounds

39:21

very healthy she's in shape she goes to

39:23

the gym she doesn't drink but she does

39:26

smoke I feel like that's just one of

39:28

one. Yeah. Nobody does that. Yeah she does

39:30

but she's trying to smoke so that she

39:32

stops vaping. No people that quit drinking that's

39:34

all they do. Well yeah true that's fair

39:36

but they did drink. Yeah at one point I

39:38

don't think anybody is like you know what I'm just

39:40

gonna smoke cigarettes and not drink at all as my

39:42

lifestyle. So she used to vape she wanted to

39:44

stop vaping and even though smoking is

39:47

not better than vaping she says it's so you can

39:49

vape indoors all time so you do it more often.

39:51

So that's why she's smoking cigarettes. That's a very fair.

39:53

It's true when you vape you wake up in the

39:55

morning what's the first thing you do. You

39:58

hit the vape. What's the last thing you do before you

40:00

go to bed after you think you're already in bed. Oh, you

40:02

lean over you grab the vape the vape one last thing before

40:04

I go to sleep. She's right about that.

40:06

Yeah, the act of having to go outside. Mm hmm.

40:08

And she said I thought if I smoke, I'm going

40:10

to go outside and smoke a cigarette. When's the slow

40:12

round of on the golf course. I smoke quite a

40:14

few more than I should. Smoking on

40:17

the golf course I think it's fine. Yep. I think

40:19

it rocks in fact. But then she

40:21

said but listen, I will stop soon. It's just when

40:23

she's not gonna stop. No, she's gonna stop. She

40:26

says she's gonna stop. She said

40:28

yeah, she'll stop eventually. She'll stop. She'll

40:30

stop eventually. But I respected Charlie Hall

40:32

is my new favorite golfer. Yep. My

40:35

cool throne is threesome's

40:38

threesome's are back. Have you

40:40

heard about this? What happened? It

40:42

just reported the the city of

40:44

New York has invented threesome's. Okay,

40:46

they call them the najatwas. The

40:48

New York term. And

40:50

they invented that term. Yeah, that does sound New

40:53

York ish. It's very New York. So apparently, people

40:55

are having threesome's in New York is a trend

40:57

piece in the New York Post. Oh, no, I

40:59

guess what's hot this summer. They're calling it the

41:01

summer of threesome's. So this New York Post and

41:03

this writer, the biggest loser

41:05

of all time. Because

41:07

of the Zendaya movie. It's because

41:09

of the tennis. Tennis.

41:12

Tennis. Was that a guy girl

41:15

guy? Guy guy girl. Yeah,

41:18

guy girl guy. Yeah, same thing. Were you

41:20

asking about like their body positions? Like if

41:22

you're capturing as a guy girl guy, and

41:24

you said guy guy girl? Yeah,

41:26

so it's guy, guy, girl. Is that what you're

41:32

thinking? Eiffel Tower? Eiffel

41:35

Tower is probably more likely. Right.

41:37

But the guys in the middle. There's

41:40

it was it was guy girl.

41:44

Got it. But they're back. Yeah, New York Post is

41:46

all over this. I think they found like three of

41:48

their friends that had threesome's recently. Like, hey, would you

41:50

like to New York Post article? Yeah.

41:53

Have you ever just lived on planet Earth? We're

41:55

like, I love to have a threesome threesome's like

41:57

Katie, I think in the in the articles like

41:59

Katie Williamsburg said she just had her first

42:01

one a couple weeks ago. Yeah, that's not a

42:03

real threesome person though Like they just got into

42:05

it because the movie do you think real orgy

42:07

people are like looking down their nose at the

42:09

new? Threesome people and they're like

42:12

you're just a challenges fan. Yeah, the actual

42:14

lifestyle. Yeah, like I'm about this shit I'll

42:16

say it I I wouldn't I wouldn't

42:18

want to have a threesome. It's a lot of work. I

42:21

just like double the disappointment No, thank you.

42:23

It's a lot of work It's just

42:25

oh, okay. I can have like

42:28

I would just be sitting on the sideline just being

42:30

like, all right. I'm out Very

42:33

quickly and then what what and then they

42:35

they just it's just lesbian sex. Okay, that's

42:37

fine But like it doesn't go how

42:39

you think it goes in your head wouldn't go how

42:41

it went in real life What are you looking for

42:43

Hank? Someone stole my donuts. Oh someone stole your donuts.

42:46

I said that I was I was bringing them to

42:48

the front desk. I need them I

42:52

had to go on I just shoot a video for for

42:54

Kane's donuts I brought them in here so that people wouldn't

42:56

take them. I swear I said that in

42:58

front of this group We were just having we were just

43:00

podcasting while they're just looking for I

43:03

need my donut You don't

43:05

understand And I would be

43:07

killed for it. Yeah chill it's for you

43:09

I understand but I'd be killed if I

43:11

the words ever came out of my mouth.

43:13

I need my donuts you do though

43:16

Okay, well that's the different thing Thank

43:18

you. Okay anything else you'd like to add to threesome talk?

43:21

No, I'm dying Let's see for Kane's just getting

43:23

they literally were the girl and the guy got

43:25

guy girl threesome They're getting glazed. They're right in

43:27

the middle glazed. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just saw

43:29

the donuts I was like those are gonna sit

43:32

in here forever. No, I literally brought them in

43:34

here for a purpose. Can you please get them?

43:37

Thank you. You know what though? I think it's threesome would be better

43:39

than a foursome If it's

43:41

a foursome where it's two guys two girls

43:44

Then that's just groups. I don't know tag team

43:46

match No, because then you're always like

43:48

that other guys so much better than I am

43:50

that would suck That would be bad out with

43:52

focus. So what if it was tag team match

43:54

tag team? Yeah, just like close your

43:57

eyes and we'll know like I'm done tag Oh

44:00

yeah, it's like a pitching rotation. Right. You get a

44:02

setup man, then a close up. Yeah, you do the

44:04

finishing move. I've already done my finishing move. We just

44:07

rung the bell. Yeah, that wouldn't be bad.

44:09

But if it's a threesome, listen, you're disappointing

44:11

two women. I've disappointed multiple women in my

44:13

life not to brag. There's

44:16

no way it would play out in my head. How

44:19

it plays out in everyone's head in fantasy, reality

44:21

would just be awkward me just sitting on

44:23

the side. I'd probably be getting dressed while

44:25

they're still threesomeing, or

44:28

I guess it would be twosoming. It's also

44:30

just impossible to think about two girls being interested

44:32

in that with you. I think if I were

44:34

like, I can't eat that bad. On what planet

44:36

would two girls be like, you know what we

44:39

should all do together? Yeah, you have to suspend

44:41

belief when it's just one woman. I

44:43

want to see you naked, and I want your

44:45

naked body pressing against mine, and to tell me

44:47

that there's two girls at the same time on

44:50

planet Earth that want to do that to me.

44:53

Something's fishy here. Now that I'm saying it, I don't

44:55

even think that you would be able to qualify me

44:58

in a threesome. It would be a

45:00

twosome featuring me. You know, I'd

45:02

have a feature like Lyric, or Bar. Yeah.

45:05

Like, yo, is he on that song? Oh, OK, cool.

45:07

You do the remix of it? Yeah. They're doing their

45:10

thing, and then occasionally you get on

45:12

top and smooch. Yeah, right. Exactly. You're doing

45:14

great. Yeah. Add them on

45:16

the head. All right, my hot seat is I

45:18

get two of them. First

45:21

is San Diego Padres infielder,

45:23

Tuke. Help

45:26

me, Jake. Tukepata

45:29

Marcano, who has been banned from

45:31

baseball for gambling. And

45:33

Marcano won only 4.3% of the

45:35

231 MLB-related bets he

45:40

placed. So I guess it's

45:42

also a cool throne for me, because I'm not the

45:44

worst gambler. Was he taking wild prop? Had it been

45:46

parlays. Had it been crazy parlays. Crazy,

45:49

crazy. Yeah, that's not. So if you're that bad at

45:52

your bets, though, I feel like they should look the

45:54

other way. Yeah. Tukepata

45:56

Marcano came out, and

45:59

he's guilty. or he admitted guilt,

46:03

so they're not even gonna go to trial. They

46:05

said MLB said, case closed. Case closed. Now, you

46:07

could say, oh, he's the fall guy, but I

46:09

think he's up to like 33 years in jail.

46:12

That's a lot of jail. If he

46:14

is a fall guy, I think he

46:16

is the best fall guy ever. Ever.

46:18

He committed like, sapuku. Fall guy, hall

46:20

of fame. Yeah. Yeah. The goat. But

46:22

yeah, 4.3% of his 231 MLB-related bets is insane. Hank,

46:27

you're upset about the donuts. He's upset about the donuts. Someone

46:29

ate the donut I was gonna use. He's upset about the donuts. Way

46:31

to go, Max. Not D.Va Hank. Way

46:35

to go, Max. And then my other

46:37

hot seat. I wouldn't take his stuff

46:39

out of the booth. Yeah. That's true. My

46:42

other hot seat is this random guy's best

46:44

friend who I don't know if you guys saw this.

46:47

It made me laugh last night when I was scrolling

46:49

Twitter. This guy, Mr. F.

46:51

Boyer wrote, When

46:53

I was 30, my best friend and I partied super

46:55

hard and had the sort of crazy nights you only

46:57

fantasize about. Now we're 46. I'm

47:00

married with kids. He's still partying. We

47:02

hung out tonight and I assure you, he's a loser.

47:04

Okay. What

47:06

a fucking dickhead thing to put

47:08

out there. Yeah, that is. Bad friend. Yeah.

47:12

My best friend's a loser. That's tough.

47:14

Yeah. Who said that? It

47:16

was just some guy named F. Boyer. I don't know.

47:18

It just made me laugh because it was just like...

47:20

Then he replied a million times to people being like,

47:23

You sound like a bad friend. He's like, I'm

47:25

talking about him not evolving as a person. He's

47:27

like, no, dude, you just called him a loser.

47:29

Yeah. That's a bad friend. I thought for a second that

47:32

was a euphemism you were using for somebody that we knew.

47:34

No. No. It's literally

47:36

F. Boyer. F. Boyer. This guy kind

47:38

of sucks. Don't be friends with

47:40

that guy. No, bad dude. Bad dude. Also,

47:42

you already were a loser because you said

47:45

the phrase, I partied super

47:47

hard and had the sort of crazy nights you

47:49

only fantasize about. Mm-hmm. Cool,

47:51

dude. That means that while he was partying with

47:53

you, he hated you. Yeah. Which we can

47:55

tell now. Yeah. And then

47:57

my cool throne, reverse of this...

48:00

because this guy sucks. My

48:02

cool thrown is dudes because

48:04

they rock. We are in

48:07

the works of and

48:09

it's gonna be a barstool sports joint. PMT

48:11

will be big behind it. Jersey Jerry started

48:13

it. Dude Fest. So

48:15

this happened last night. Our

48:18

friend Jerry tweeted out, they

48:20

should start an OnlyFans but for guys not

48:22

sexual or gay just like if you want

48:24

to meet new guy friends to hang out,

48:26

smoke cigars, watch sports, golf, etc. This tweet

48:29

probably sounds really gay and I'm not sure

48:31

why I'm even tweeting it but I have

48:33

a hard time making friends. It's

48:36

a brave tweet by Jerry. Yeah. So.

48:38

Which part of that translates to OnlyFans

48:40

though? Because it seems

48:42

like he's talking about a Tinder but just

48:44

for dudes that want to hang out. Yeah.

48:46

If there was an OnlyFans for guys it

48:48

would be like you pay videos and you

48:50

get like exclusive content of like a

48:52

guy smoking a cigar. Yeah. And like kicking his

48:55

feet up on his couch. I don't know. I

48:57

mean someone did point out that you could literally

48:59

call that OnlyFans though. What Jerry came up with.

49:01

That's true. He's just the only sports fan. Yeah.

49:03

But Vinny

49:05

J's. LonelyFans. How about hear me

49:07

out. Barstool Chicago's Dude Fest 2024

49:09

and we're

49:12

doing it. We're gonna have Dude Fest. Where?

49:14

We are working on location as we speak.

49:16

What type of location? Joe

49:19

Zumwee's been thrown out there. Great place.

49:21

So bar? Yeah. Well a big

49:23

enough bar that we can have a

49:25

stage. So the idea because I was thinking

49:27

about it this morning. I want a stage

49:30

and we'll plan it out better than just like

49:32

anyone can walk up. But I

49:34

want a stage where dudes can go

49:36

up and they could show us their

49:38

favorite puke video. Their favorite wrestling video.

49:40

Dudes could go up and show us

49:42

a picture of the best brisket they've

49:45

done. Dudes could show up and do

49:47

a couple reps on the bench press. Dudes could show

49:49

could walk up there and talk to us. One guy

49:51

said he wanted to do

49:53

a five minute seminar on the wing T offense.

49:56

Just dudes talking about dude

49:58

stuff. Everyone being

50:00

supportive and cheering for it. We're

50:03

also gonna have the first ever random

50:05

dudes random athlete

50:07

spelling bee where I will have like 10 to

50:10

15 people and You

50:12

have two seconds when you step into the mic and you have to

50:14

name a random Sports player

50:16

and the the the ruling of it is

50:18

going to be that person could never have

50:20

won anything Okay, cuz like

50:22

you can't use naming guys you got a name guys,

50:25

but it can't be an it can't

50:27

be Kobe Bryant Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean it

50:29

has to be a name that you haven't

50:31

thought of forever who didn't win any well

50:33

never an all-star never won MVP never won

50:35

a World Series or a Super

50:38

Bowl and it's gonna be

50:40

dude fest and it's gonna fucking rock. What

50:42

do you guys think? I'm I'll think should be outside Okay.

50:44

Well, so we were thinking about it We're

50:46

thinking about maybe doing one in August, but

50:49

I also think that the week or two

50:51

after Super Bowl would be a perfect time

50:53

for dude fest Not

50:55

a lot going on like everyone's coming down

50:57

and it's just dude supporting dudes

51:00

I also have thought of this idea There

51:03

will be obviously tickets you

51:05

buy a ticket when you walk in the

51:07

door You get handed a

51:10

$10 bet and all the dudes are on the same bet.

51:13

That's a good idea. Yeah Yeah, so

51:15

it's it will be baked in the price. You

51:17

just you're all on a random over Right

51:20

hardcore do today I want to I want

51:22

to maybe get like a super strong guy

51:25

to come and and and just deadlift like

51:27

a thousand pounds Are there winners losers? No

51:29

competition anyone who shows up to do test

51:31

is a winner your winner because you love

51:33

dudes. Mm-hmm, but again not sexual

51:37

Just dudes. Yeah Okay. Yeah,

51:40

it's just like completely open. You can say

51:42

whatever you want as a man. Yeah, we

51:44

could just be dudes Just being dudes. Yeah,

51:46

there should be a fart contest. Oh, yes

51:48

farting. Great idea. That's on the list fart

51:51

contest What about burping contest burping contest? We're

51:53

gonna do that's the prelim for the fart

51:55

contest. Yeah wing eating contest Yeah,

51:57

what if a female tries to show up to dude fest? Nope.

52:01

Denied at the door? Denied at the door.

52:03

Okay. I just wanted to make sure of that.

52:05

What, Hank? Nothing. What,

52:07

Hank? No, no, no. What, you're saying we

52:09

can't do it? No, no, no, no. You want

52:11

to talk about trans? No. No. You

52:14

sounded like Hank. You want to talk about trans? You

52:16

want to talk about trans? I don't. Yeah, I definitely

52:18

don't. You did. You did. You

52:21

wanted to have this conversation. Definitely not. You want

52:23

to have a heavy conversation? I think this should be a... it sounds like a festival.

52:25

Like, the things you just listed off...

52:28

Well, it's literally... Is like... Wait, Dude

52:30

Fest? Well, but if you do it

52:32

at Joe's, what are you going to have a three-day festival at

52:34

Joe's on Weed? No, it's... Hank, we

52:36

have to... You can't just, like, expect

52:38

people to do a three-day festival right off

52:41

the jump. We have to do a

52:43

proof of concept. So like, Dude Fest 1.0 is

52:45

not going to... Think

52:48

about, like, Elio's Ice Con. It's kind

52:50

of like that. Yeah, it'd be like an open mic

52:52

for guys. Like, open... Open Gike.

52:54

Yeah, right. And then when we... Like,

52:58

when we build it bigger, then maybe we'll build in,

53:00

like, music. But I don't even want... I

53:02

don't want, like, to have, like, a headliner band

53:04

or something. Because I want dudes to just be

53:06

able to be dudes. Because, like, what

53:08

if you come to Dude Fest and it's a band you don't like? No

53:12

one dislikes a dude showing us a picture of

53:15

the best steak he's cooked. That

53:17

dude rocks. There should be, like,

53:19

some sort of... Maybe everybody in there is

53:21

in the musical group. Maybe

53:23

there's, like, one minute

53:25

and a half time slot where everyone just sings Mr.

53:28

Bright and the Wild. No, we're gonna do the... I'll

53:30

be... I'll be... We'll do that. Yeah.

53:34

Yeah. Well, the whole fucking bar will do that. Let's

53:36

pfz cut to the last minute. Oh,

53:38

Hank. Oh, Hank. Boy.

53:41

Hank's upset. Hank's... Wow.

53:44

He's got a little Angel recent. Wow. He's

53:46

got a little Angel recent. He saw Max,

53:48

Kaitlyn Clark get up on stage, crush

53:50

it. Add this to the list, Max.

53:54

And now... Your real shame that PFT kept asking me to do

53:56

songs and cutting them moments before the show

53:58

starts. It would be a real shame. shame if Hank

54:00

didn't get invited to Dude Fest because he's

54:02

showing some undudes like behavior right now. I'm

54:04

just, we're just talking out. This is how

54:07

the process works. Some chick tendons. Yeah. You're

54:09

giving off chick right now. This is the

54:11

process. Yeah, you got too many feels for

54:13

dudes. No, I literally, my, I feel like

54:15

my entire existence is just trying to reign

54:17

in some big cats, bigger scale ideas when

54:19

he's like, all right, we're going to have

54:21

one night. I'll also not do 100 things.

54:24

Very not dude like. All right. Sorry. Well,

54:26

it's 100 things, but it's like, it's going to also-

54:28

Every single person's going to go on- No, not every

54:30

single person. I think everyone has to apply for what

54:33

they want to do. Correct. Correct. And then we would

54:35

put together a- Yes. A

54:37

set list today. Right. Correct. I thought was when

54:39

I heard all that was like, it's like a

54:41

festival where there's different stages with different things going

54:43

on, you can walk around. That will be where

54:46

we will get to. Got it. Like what, yes,

54:48

year five of Dude Fest, there will be an

54:50

entire tent where it will just be stone cold,

54:52

uh, so-called Steve Austin highlights

54:54

on loop. You can just go in

54:56

there and watch it with your dudes. It'll be

54:59

like what South by Southwest turned

55:01

into where it's a week long event and

55:03

you've got like lanyards and you can go

55:05

to like the dude seminars. Yeah. Yeah. Giving.

55:07

Yeah, right. There'll be a

55:09

tent where it's just dingers. Steve Adazio. Steve

55:11

Adazio, we'd love for you to kick off

55:13

Dude Fest. Keynote speaker. Yep. Be a dude.

55:16

The Harbaughs will be involved in some capacity, whether that

55:18

be just a video he sends me or

55:21

both of them send me. By the

55:23

way, did you see the Harbaughs have

55:25

a football camp now, a coaching camp?

55:27

I didn't see that. No, I saw

55:29

his golf tournament. We need to get

55:31

involved with the Harbaugh football camp because

55:33

we actually, this is, this may

55:36

sound crazy because it's

55:38

going to be football coaches and they're going to teach

55:40

them football, but I think we

55:42

could lend our hand in media training. Yeah,

55:44

100%. We could. We just had all

55:47

the coaches go through the toughest questions we could

55:49

ask them. Yeah, and just teach them how to

55:51

say it starts with me. Yeah. I need to

55:53

take, I got to take a long look in

55:55

the mirror because it starts and it

55:57

ends with me. Yeah. Alright,

55:59

so Hank. out on dude fest. I love

56:01

the idea. I mean it took me a

56:03

while to really understand what the

56:05

boundaries were for people that are presenting at

56:07

dude fest. Yeah. It's just kind of anything

56:09

that's cool. Yeah, exactly. We're going to have,

56:11

yeah, like if anyone will have

56:14

a portion, maybe a 10 minute

56:16

portion where dudes will just come up and show the

56:18

biggest fish they caught. Yeah, that's good.

56:20

Like that's going to be awesome. Even bring

56:22

the fish. Yeah. Some cool shed you built.

56:25

Yeah, we'll have a whole picture time that

56:28

it's going to rock. Talk

56:30

about your car. I know Max is in. Max

56:32

fucking loves dude fest. Get up there and just

56:34

tell me all the stuff you've done to your

56:36

car. Don't even show pictures. We should have someone

56:38

just go up and teach us about cars. Yeah.

56:40

Five minutes. Here's where the gas goes in. Yeah.

56:42

The spelling bee of random athletes is going

56:44

to be electric. So there's no spelling involved

56:46

in that. No. Okay. So I just get

56:48

up there. I say Steve Brodrosian. Yeah. And

56:51

then I have two seconds and I have to come

56:53

up with someone. And I say, oh, Fred McGriff and

56:56

he's to accomplish. And he's like, Nope, you're

56:58

out. So how

57:00

will we verify? We'll have, we'll have

57:02

the scripts people there. Yeah,

57:05

they'll be there. They'll be there. They'll

57:08

do their fucking nerdy voice. We'll have to have them behind

57:10

the curtain because that guy's not a dude. Dr.

57:13

Bailey. Yeah. Dr. Bailey. No doctors

57:15

allowed. No doctors allowed to dude

57:17

fest. That's way chiropractors. I

57:20

would, we should maybe have a portion of dudes

57:24

with ailments to come up and they just ask

57:26

the whole audience what they think is wrong. Or

57:28

has anybody here ever had this? Yeah. I've

57:31

got a fucking rat on my shoulder.

57:33

Can any dude help me? I'll just

57:35

show my toe. What's going on? Does

57:37

this, yeah, that's the entire segment. Does

57:39

this look infected? Yeah. That's dude fest.

57:41

We're helping each other out. Do you

57:43

think I should see someone about this? Yeah. Anyone

57:46

know what's going on with my tooth? Dudes

57:51

just shouted out. So dude fest

57:53

is going to happen. I've already put the wheels in

57:55

motion. There's been some

57:57

big steps taken, which Hank probably

57:59

hates. Right now, but uh

58:02

I'm in get excited cool thrown dudes. All right, Jake

58:06

My hot seats the French open they

58:08

come decided with you on this one

58:10

because Novak had to retire or withdraw

58:12

due to injury And he blamed the

58:15

court surface because of the rain he asked

58:17

them to wipe it multiple times and they

58:19

did not approve That's fucking bullshit. Oh, he

58:21

slipped way too many times He said could

58:23

this injury have been prevented possibly if there

58:25

was just a little bit more frequent care

58:28

of the court during the set That's basically

58:30

all I asked for. Oh, so

58:32

now that sounds like that sounds like Rafa's

58:34

guys doing Rafa's out Yeah,

58:37

no, I'm saying they want to keep

58:39

Rafa's whole legacy and everything. Oh, yeah,

58:41

so Don't go out to

58:43

withdraw. Oh what happened to him? What's the

58:45

actual problem with this? I'm an ischus. Oh

58:47

towards meniscus. Well, you're never the same athlete

58:50

after that. Oh, don't say that. Yeah, never

58:53

Yeah But meniscus is

58:55

really poor it Uh,

58:58

do you swim medio medio? medio

59:02

He'll meniscus tear my right knee. Oh,

59:04

yeah No,

59:07

he won't After

59:10

you have a meniscus you're never the same athlete you

59:12

were I love how hard memes last He's

59:16

taking on the entire court system literal

59:19

court system love that Yeah, my

59:21

cool throne is JJ Rettick Oh

59:24

We have a report from Shams that

59:26

he is they are the Lakers are

59:28

zeroing in as Rettick as the

59:30

front-runner for the head coaching position We knew that

59:33

but this is now out there. Yeah,

59:35

we called it out there called it We

59:37

called it and then as you saying also

59:39

LeBron to Cleveland. Mm-hmm. No, can I

59:41

go home it? Connect

59:44

the dot I'm excited to see how that pans

59:46

out. Yeah, I want to see them continue doing

59:48

their podcast as coach and player Yep Get

59:51

out all together. Try that that Vino I

59:53

feel bad for JJ when either LeBron leaves

59:55

or LeBron blames JJ because that's kind of

59:58

the only two I

1:00:00

think you have to practice that in your interview

1:00:02

for the Lakers like how how would you react

1:00:05

if LeBron said we have to get Better on

1:00:07

coaching. Yeah, what's your reaction that do you say

1:00:09

LeBron's right? Do you say he's right? I stink

1:00:12

Are you hard on yourself? I think the

1:00:14

only way to get in front of LeBron doing that

1:00:16

is you have to you have to be more hard

1:00:18

on yourself Than LeBron could ever be yes right at

1:00:20

off the bat. I do think JJ would be a

1:00:22

good coach So good

1:00:24

luck to him front of the program. Um,

1:00:26

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we now welcome on one of our

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absolute favorite guests in

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1:03:43

time for our NBA Playoff Preview

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with Ryan Russillo, who,

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writer, podcaster, go listen to the

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Ryan Russillo Show. Also

1:03:53

male model? Yeah. Yeah, Ryan,

1:03:55

you look good. I

1:03:57

felt good. Were you doing that as a joke? No,

1:04:00

okay. I somebody somebody asked me

1:04:02

to model and I said

1:04:04

yes, you know as I get older I just want

1:04:06

to get outside of the comfort zone and You

1:04:09

know, it's just classic like guys are just not

1:04:11

secure enough. So of course the hate rolls in

1:04:13

and yeah It hurt.

1:04:15

There's a couple dark days where I was kind

1:04:17

of sitting around being like maybe this isn't for

1:04:19

me Maybe I haven't built up the scar tissue

1:04:21

that I thought I had to build up over

1:04:24

20 plus years of sharing sports takes and being called a

1:04:26

dickhead all the time But this world

1:04:28

is entirely different and I don't know I know that

1:04:30

I'm built different, but I don't know if I'm built

1:04:32

differently Yeah, yeah, so you had a good look on

1:04:35

your face in that pose. Yeah, I don't know what

1:04:37

your motivation was for the camera What did you like

1:04:39

about I thought it was something I hadn't seen out

1:04:41

to you before You had like

1:04:43

a little high school bully, but also like

1:04:45

maybe a high school bully who's into poetry. Yeah,

1:04:48

wrong side of tracks kid Yeah, don't

1:04:50

fuck with him. Bad boy. We gave off bad

1:04:52

boy vibes. Yeah, but oh man if you he's

1:04:55

actually really well-read Yeah Did

1:04:58

you like the cement background? Yeah, that was

1:05:00

cool. It was really cool It

1:05:03

was perfectly set up so that you could get

1:05:05

memed forever for it Yeah, it made me feel

1:05:07

like you were yeah, you were like a high

1:05:10

school bully dumb jock But also you have a

1:05:12

boondock Saints poster on your wall. Yeah, you're into the

1:05:14

fine art of cinema as well Yeah, maybe

1:05:16

maybe Bob Marley Have

1:05:19

you ever seen overnight the boondock Saints?

1:05:22

Documentary about the creator behind it. Have you seen

1:05:24

it? I've heard about it And I've heard how

1:05:26

crazy batshit insane it gets but I have not

1:05:28

seen it myself. It is so good I bought

1:05:30

it and I hadn't watched it and I don't

1:05:32

know. I think it came out maybe a little

1:05:34

less than 20 years ago It's incredible and it's

1:05:36

kind of the blueprint for like what you're not

1:05:38

supposed to do when you show up to Hollywood

1:05:40

and somebody likes your script So

1:05:42

look they still got it made and he's done

1:05:45

He did far more in like 12 months and

1:05:47

most people could ever dream of doing but it's

1:05:49

like the best documentary I wonder what he's like

1:05:51

when he goes back. But yeah to the the

1:05:53

modeling shoot There's actually footage from it that we

1:05:55

haven't released yet Kind of seeing how it goes

1:05:57

the hoodies did sell out in just over an

1:05:59

hour Yes, so we're

1:06:02

thrilled about that legends is obviously happy.

1:06:04

I mean legends I'm

1:06:06

not traditionally like I'm not like a lot of their

1:06:09

models. I think you we'd all agree on that Do

1:06:12

you knock out any other calls? Well,

1:06:16

I haven't put it in my Instagram bio yet And that's

1:06:18

probably part of the problem because I have I

1:06:20

have minor league baseball player in there because I just think a

1:06:23

lot of guys do and I don't know

1:06:25

what the Standard is for saying oh,

1:06:27

I think I have professional baseball player because I

1:06:29

think you can actually just say it. Yeah So

1:06:32

I have that and then I've got to update

1:06:34

it and put model and I imagine the collab

1:06:36

offers have just come rolling in Yeah, the the

1:06:38

the key for minor league baseball player. You can't

1:06:41

write minor league baseball player You got to just

1:06:43

like do the at to the team that you

1:06:45

played for because then people like it be like

1:06:47

oh shit He played ball because it'd

1:06:49

be like, you know some random. It'd be like the crawd Hatties.

1:06:51

You're like, what the hell is that? Oh,

1:06:54

but if you still got paid, yeah be independent

1:06:56

league baseball and it's still I mean There's nothing

1:06:58

funnier than playing like a pickup hoofs and somebody

1:07:00

be really good and be like, oh hey Did

1:07:02

you play somewhere like I played some semi-pro? You're

1:07:04

like, what what is that? What

1:07:06

actually is that? Yeah There's

1:07:09

you know, we used to have the CBA

1:07:11

There's the G League and then there's another

1:07:14

league in the NBA and maybe you're overseas

1:07:16

somewhere But like what's American semi-pro like what

1:07:18

is it actually just more

1:07:20

organization for men's league? Yeah, I think

1:07:22

if you just if you get paid like

1:07:24

a hundred dollars if you ever get paid to

1:07:26

play bad deal Well, I played I played on

1:07:28

TVT. I was on a roster.

1:07:31

I recorded a stat. I think I

1:07:33

might be not professional Yeah, but it's it's semi.

1:07:35

There was a there was a payment for it.

1:07:37

There was a million bucks for the winner. So

1:07:41

Sounds like somebody needs to update their bio. Yeah So

1:07:44

I'm looking at you want to know you want to know

1:07:46

something funny though on the picture I actually did have like

1:07:48

seven or eight DMS asking if I wanted to collab after

1:07:50

that Oh, why? Which is just awesome.

1:07:52

Are you gonna do it? We've

1:07:56

got for us we're about for part my take next next

1:07:58

hoodie we put out can we get you? to model it

1:08:00

for us? Would that be big? Can

1:08:02

I wear short shorts? Yes. It's

1:08:05

actually a must. Yeah. Actually, we

1:08:07

should just sell shorts. We should actually just,

1:08:09

we'll have quigs just make them shorter and

1:08:11

shorter and shorter. Yeah. How did you decide

1:08:13

which letters to take out of Resillo? Because

1:08:16

it's R-S-L-O. You said, okay,

1:08:18

don't want two S's, don't want

1:08:20

two L's, and then some of

1:08:22

the vowels. Yeah, use a strong letter. It

1:08:25

is. It's a great observation. That

1:08:27

was the graphic design team. I didn't really have a

1:08:29

ton to do with that. There were

1:08:31

some times we were looking at different logos, and then

1:08:33

you realize you're kind of just like, what can you

1:08:35

really do with an R that hasn't been done before?

1:08:39

Maybe somebody out there is a little bit more creative than

1:08:42

I am on it. Actually, I know that there is.

1:08:45

You know what's really embarrassing? You want to hear

1:08:48

something super embarrassing about the R-S-L-O line? Yeah. A

1:08:51

bunch of guys in the Manhattan Beach area hit me up every

1:08:53

now and then be like, hey, can I get some Legends gear?

1:08:55

I'll just go like, yeah, no problem. A

1:08:57

lot of times it would be like some of the former athletes

1:09:00

or whatever, and I'll just call up one of

1:09:02

the guys at Legends. I go, hey, can you send this guy a

1:09:04

package? Good guy, whatever, getting the

1:09:06

word out about the product. Then

1:09:08

when they did those hoodies and they did some shorts,

1:09:10

they did just a few runs of the shorts, but

1:09:12

they gave them to me so I could give them

1:09:14

to my brothers or whatever. A

1:09:17

couple about retired hockey players, this is so

1:09:19

embarrassing. I was like, do you want any

1:09:21

of the ones that say R-S-L-O? The

1:09:27

two guys were like emphatically, no,

1:09:30

I don't want those. I

1:09:32

thought, yeah, if I'm a pro athlete, I don't

1:09:34

know that I want some podcaster's name on the

1:09:37

hoodie that I want definitely without his

1:09:39

name on it. As soon as I hit send,

1:09:41

I was like, why did you ask this stupid

1:09:43

fucking question? You already know the answer. It

1:09:46

was so embarrassing, especially one answer where the guy

1:09:48

specifically was like, I definitely don't want those men.

1:09:52

When you were workshopping it, you didn't have

1:09:54

any other iterations of the R-S-L-O name, like

1:09:56

maybe just go for the heart of it

1:09:58

and just go SS. I

1:10:01

knew we'd get there somehow. No,

1:10:04

we didn't do that. What

1:10:06

about L? Just a big L. Or,

1:10:09

how about this, we do the PMT,

1:10:11

Resilla Collaboration, and we do a brand

1:10:13

new brand for you. It's just

1:10:15

called Hard R. And

1:10:18

it's for jacked up dudes. That's

1:10:22

all on the table. Bookman, when you post, when

1:10:24

you model, I mean you guys don't know this,

1:10:26

but we do model. We've modeled many things. We

1:10:28

actually have a billboard where we're naked. The

1:10:31

fascinating part of it is like no one's legs are big enough

1:10:33

for the internet. No one's legs

1:10:35

are big enough. I have great legs. PFT.

1:10:38

You've got tear drops. You've got like multiple

1:10:40

tear drops just dangling off those quads. And

1:10:43

I've seen your legs, but for whatever reason, people

1:10:46

expect anybody to work out to

1:10:48

just have Tom Platt-sized quads. Just

1:10:50

the, like what's the beam on

1:10:53

those things? Your

1:10:55

legs are just never big enough for the internet, I've learned.

1:10:57

It's good that he's noted your legs. Yeah, I know. Well,

1:11:00

Ryan's always checking out dudes. Yeah, I

1:11:02

was going to ask that. When was the last time you met a dude

1:11:04

and you weren't like thinking in the back of your head, can

1:11:07

I take him in a fight? Oh,

1:11:09

I don't know. Long ass time.

1:11:12

Somebody really old. No, that's what I like about you.

1:11:15

You sized up the guy. You know your environment. Yeah.

1:11:18

I'm constantly advanced scouting. I'm advanced scouting with life.

1:11:20

Yeah. And technically an old dude, you're still doing

1:11:22

it because you're like, I don't have to do

1:11:24

it. So you've already said it in your head, like

1:11:26

not even a problem. You got me there.

1:11:29

You got me there. There's no way around it. Like

1:11:31

seeing Jerry West, like take a seat, and you're like, I

1:11:34

don't care about his legs. Yeah, just pull the table on,

1:11:36

pull the chair on him. All right, so let's get an

1:11:38

NBA preview. Real quick though, before we do that,

1:11:40

just to add to it, because I know you

1:11:42

love when I do this. When

1:11:44

I'm wearing the hoodie with the RSLO in

1:11:47

like a elevator or something in a hotel, and

1:11:51

that's where you're supposed to say the right one,

1:11:53

PFT. But I'll

1:11:57

be wearing it. It's a great hoodie. And then somebody will

1:11:59

be like, hey, what brand? And when

1:12:01

I have to explain that it's my name

1:12:03

on it, it's like this

1:12:05

weird, yeah, like what? Dude, you made your

1:12:07

own hoodies, and it's like, wow, it's a

1:12:10

little more complicated than that, but thanks for

1:12:12

your approval. That's like telling anyone that you

1:12:14

have a podcast, because I've been back into

1:12:16

that game with meeting my kids, like

1:12:19

the parents in the schools and stuff, and I've

1:12:21

had to do that a couple times, and you

1:12:23

just can't, there's no way to

1:12:26

say I have a podcast about becoming, sounding

1:12:28

like the biggest loser of all time. Because

1:12:30

people just assume when you say, oh, I have a podcast,

1:12:32

you have like a side podcast that no one's listening to,

1:12:35

and I'm just like, I do

1:12:37

make a living off of it. Like I'll have to

1:12:39

follow up with that, and be like, all right, okay,

1:12:41

cool. Like I did that. Yeah, it

1:12:43

is easily the least impressive way to

1:12:45

introduce yourself now in society. Like I don't

1:12:48

even know what to do, I don't know

1:12:50

what the workaround is, because you constantly

1:12:52

feel like at a certain level,

1:12:54

you have to kind of explain it, be like,

1:12:56

oh, things are going pretty good. Yeah, right. And

1:12:59

like I have a car thing that I'm

1:13:01

dealing with that's kind of frustrating, and

1:13:04

the brand of the car that I've

1:13:06

had three times now, they've

1:13:08

reached out to our sales team to be like, does he

1:13:10

drive our car? And they were like, yeah, he loves it.

1:13:12

And be like, does he want to read ads? And

1:13:15

I was like, yeah, but I'm also kind of

1:13:17

dealing with some conflict with the dealership on the

1:13:19

trade-in that I'm not too thrilled about. And

1:13:22

then I try to explain it to the sales guy

1:13:24

without being like, do you know who I am? And

1:13:26

he's just like, he wanted to check with a supervisor

1:13:28

and be like, well, this guy's an

1:13:31

idiot. What are we doing? What

1:13:33

does this mean? And I'm like, no, it

1:13:36

actually does okay. And no one, you

1:13:39

said this years ago, there needs to be like

1:13:41

a different tier that you're allowed to say, like

1:13:43

almost a blue check mark for that introduction, if

1:13:45

that's your profession. Yeah, it's a podcast, but not

1:13:47

a weirdo. Yeah, and it pays well. Yeah, and

1:13:49

by the way, it's Range Rover for anyone wondering.

1:13:51

He drives a Range, no big deal. Land

1:13:54

or Range? Range. I

1:13:57

think Land Rover is the... Propertory?

1:14:00

Brand oh yeah, yeah, but you drive a Range Rover

1:14:02

right? I don't know. I haven't done the reeds yet.

1:14:04

We don't know Sport

1:14:08

I remember when I went to get my first

1:14:11

one in Connecticut. They were like so your co-host

1:14:13

Ray the tall guy He drives a sport All

1:14:18

right NBA preview for playoffs

1:14:21

we kind of delayed this one Who

1:14:24

do you think is gonna win it? I like Boston I'm

1:14:27

scared to death of Luca and what he's been

1:14:29

able to do and considering who they've gone through

1:14:31

in the West I thought Minnesota was gonna beat

1:14:33

him. I thought Oklahoma City was gonna beat him.

1:14:36

I thought Kawhi if he was healthy I don't know that I've ever picked

1:14:38

against a team four straight times and they won the title Oh I

1:14:41

picked against Miami every single time last year and then it

1:14:43

was easy to pick against him in Denver and that played

1:14:45

out Like the way I thought

1:14:47

it would play out because it just was an incredible Miami

1:14:49

story So there's that haunting thought

1:14:51

here The one thing that

1:14:53

I kept coming back to in All

1:14:57

the prep that you do or whatever and you

1:14:59

know watching all these games and being into it

1:15:01

is that I feel like Boston has The

1:15:04

two versus the one and what I

1:15:06

mean by that is depending on which

1:15:09

night you got with the Clippers I don't

1:15:11

know that you really felt like you were getting consistent

1:15:13

dose of a one and two with Paul George and

1:15:15

Harden and Against Oklahoma

1:15:17

City after SGA where they actually made it

1:15:19

hard on him and he was still spectacular

1:15:22

I feel even better about SGA as a player now Beyond

1:15:25

just the regular season the MVP voting like going in the

1:15:27

next year It's like okay. I don't think there's any debate

1:15:29

about who he is as a guy as opposed to just

1:15:31

one amazing year But the

1:15:33

secondary scorers were not there for them. They

1:15:36

weren't able to provide the spacing This

1:15:38

is a number one three-point shooting team in

1:15:40

the league And I think they shot 32%

1:15:42

in that series against Dallas and Jalen Williams

1:15:45

as a younger player a lot

1:15:47

of times It's just they're not quite ready It's

1:15:49

it's actually pretty normal and it doesn't mean that

1:15:51

Jalen Williams is gonna be as good as we

1:15:54

think he's gonna be and then When you look

1:15:56

at Minnesota whether they had Rudy on the floor

1:15:58

or Rudy in the Kyle lineups just ignoring

1:16:00

cap with all the open looks that he kept missing.

1:16:02

I felt like they only really had to worry about

1:16:04

one score at all times, that was Anthony Edwards and

1:16:07

he did not answer the bell the way we hoped

1:16:09

he would. And when you look at Boston,

1:16:12

their primary lineup of Prozinga's back is

1:16:14

going to be five people that you have to worry about,

1:16:17

specifically two attackers with size that have

1:16:19

been through a ton of these playoff

1:16:22

wars already. So I think

1:16:24

the defensive challenge is like Dallas statistically proving

1:16:26

out they've been the best defensive team a

1:16:29

few weeks after the trade deadline. What

1:16:31

they've done against these really good teams in the

1:16:33

West, I feel like

1:16:36

the defensive challenge is entirely different based on

1:16:38

the lineups, the talent and the spacing that

1:16:40

Prozinga's is going to provide. Yeah, who do

1:16:42

you think is the most important player for

1:16:44

the Celtics this series? I've got a name.

1:16:47

Well, it's easy to just say Tatum and I probably

1:16:49

like if you tell me who, hey, Tatum has to

1:16:51

be the guy and unfortunately he kind of lives in

1:16:53

this fifth best to like eighth best player thing, which

1:16:55

is always kind of frustrating for that fan base because

1:16:57

you kind of want him to morph into one of

1:16:59

those top four guys. And I don't know that he's

1:17:02

ever going to do that. That's the way he'll be

1:17:04

talked about if he has a big series wins finals

1:17:06

MVP in the self to spill it off. But

1:17:09

Prozinga's really does feel like the most

1:17:11

important player, but it's asking a

1:17:13

lot of somebody who have not played competitive basketball

1:17:15

for a month. I know he's scrimmage and everything

1:17:17

and he's been a full participant, but

1:17:19

to go a month plus be like, okay, now running

1:17:21

run out there in the NBA finals. I

1:17:24

wonder if he'll look bad in the first game

1:17:26

and Dallas wins big in the first one, but

1:17:28

that's not really how the series plays out. I

1:17:30

think a lot of times game one can be

1:17:32

the most misleading game how the rest of the

1:17:34

series goes, but Prozinga's stretching

1:17:36

the floor and pulling away these bigs, whether it's

1:17:38

lively or gaffered or Dallas could get really creative

1:17:40

with how they want to match up a personnel.

1:17:43

They also in that March first game when they

1:17:45

played each other, they ran out of

1:17:47

Prozinga's Horford lineup in that as well. And Horford

1:17:49

can certainly stretch the floor too. We shot, we

1:17:51

saw him shoot some big three. So, of

1:17:54

course, I guess could still miss shots or whatever and

1:17:56

then the Celtics win the series, but I think matchup

1:17:58

wise changing what Dallas is. done and

1:18:00

making their bigs do something they haven't done

1:18:02

before. Not that they're incapable of doing it,

1:18:05

but pulling that rim protection away. He

1:18:07

feels the most important for me. Yeah. All right. So I

1:18:09

think you touched on this on one of the positive. PFT

1:18:11

have a name though. I've, oh yeah. Sorry, sorry. What's your

1:18:14

name? It's an old interview trick. You just said that you

1:18:16

already know the answer, but you want to hear what the

1:18:18

other person has to say. Then what is your name? Their

1:18:20

answer. I was going to say

1:18:22

persingas, obviously. Yeah. I was going to

1:18:24

say Derek white. No, I was actually going to say drew holiday.

1:18:28

Hmm. Well, drew is, who's

1:18:30

he going to cover? Uh,

1:18:33

well, when I looked at the March

1:18:35

1st matchup, Jalen

1:18:37

starts on Luca, but it

1:18:39

doesn't end with Jalen Brown

1:18:41

on Luca a lot. They run that double

1:18:44

screen up top for him. You

1:18:46

can't just double Luca blindly. Like there was a play

1:18:48

against Minnesota. I brought up a few times. It was

1:18:50

hilarious where I think it was after stoppage in Minnesota.

1:18:52

It's either the cable. Just going to trap Luca here

1:18:54

on the screen and Luca brought gafford up.

1:18:57

I believe to set the screen and he didn't even

1:18:59

let him set the screen and everything got that far.

1:19:01

And here come Minnesota's defenders like, all right, we're going

1:19:03

to travel. We're going to trap him. And Luca just

1:19:06

got smiles and throws the ball off the Kyrie, who

1:19:08

then hits. I think PJ in the corner for a

1:19:10

wide open three. And it was all set up by

1:19:12

Luca being like, I'm not even going to let you

1:19:14

do the thing that you just designed to do against

1:19:16

me to change up the coverage. So with Luca, it's

1:19:18

going to be Tatum. It's going to be Jalen. The

1:19:22

drew part of it, he's stout on the perimeter,

1:19:24

but you could see some of the plays in

1:19:26

the second matchup that I've referenced here, that

1:19:29

if he gets Luc, if he gets drew deep,

1:19:31

if he gets anybody deep, that's not tall enough

1:19:33

to contest, it's over. I mean, Luca

1:19:35

is still going to have, it's probably 30, 10

1:19:38

and 10 every single night. It's really up to Kyrie

1:19:40

consistently being more like he was against

1:19:43

Minnesota than OKC. And then

1:19:45

is PJ Washington going to be Ray Allen or Steve

1:19:48

Allen? Yeah. Ooh, he's good. That's

1:19:50

good. Nice. A little throwback there. Nice. Our

1:19:52

audience will understand that reference. What

1:19:55

was your last on TV that Steve Allen? He

1:20:01

was on, was it the pyramid?

1:20:04

Yeah, it was. What about

1:20:06

the back and forth that's been going on

1:20:08

regarding Persingus and Luca,

1:20:10

that they might not actually like each

1:20:12

other, might be some beef there. I

1:20:14

think Chandler Parsons put that out there,

1:20:16

said actual beef. And then Luca

1:20:19

said, I've probably talked to Chandler Parsons twice

1:20:21

in my life. He didn't so much deny

1:20:23

what Chandler Parsons said, just completely eviscerated him

1:20:25

as somebody who's completely on the outside of the

1:20:28

situation. But I've heard that too. I've heard

1:20:30

that Persingus and Dontich didn't get along well. Yeah,

1:20:32

because it's true. I've heard it for a while.

1:20:34

I've never talked to Luca once in my life.

1:20:36

But does it mean you have to talk to

1:20:38

the person to then know that it's true? And

1:20:43

Luca is interesting in that. I don't know. I

1:20:46

don't know enough about the story to go, hey, this

1:20:49

is who's at fault. And this is why this

1:20:51

is wrong in this guy. But

1:20:53

I had heard it. Like

1:20:55

when Persingus got down there, they're like not super

1:20:57

into it. But I don't know that Grant Williams

1:20:59

didn't exactly love it either. Although I

1:21:02

think, how has no one done the Grant Williams

1:21:04

interview yet? I mean, this has to be like

1:21:06

the major thing. You

1:21:08

guys should be getting him. I know. I'm

1:21:10

not sure we can even pull it off our little pop-up shop.

1:21:14

But I don't know that

1:21:16

it matters. Like what's actually going to happen?

1:21:18

I mean, Luca is going to yell at

1:21:21

everyone, including kids. So he's

1:21:23

just going to, once he steps in between

1:21:25

the lines, he's an unhinged individual, which I'd

1:21:27

probably rather have that than somebody who's unsure

1:21:29

of them. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I

1:21:31

would too. I love it. I

1:21:33

hope he yells at Dick Tatum. That would rock. Oh. Just

1:21:36

could get it. Just could get it,

1:21:38

this shit. Yeah. No, it's like Dave

1:21:40

actually put it perfectly. I did the

1:21:42

rundown yesterday. He's like, I hate Kyrie

1:21:44

so much. I think there's a very good

1:21:47

chance I come out of this series hating Luca so much more.

1:21:49

And I think that's like what most Celtics fans

1:21:51

are going to have to deal with. Because if

1:21:54

you watch Luca, if you play against Luca, there's

1:21:56

just something about him that makes you so angry. That's

1:21:59

what I... I kind of love about the way the

1:22:01

playoffs play out on

1:22:04

social media because you'll go, oh, first

1:22:06

time. Yeah. I think now you're

1:22:08

watching. And let's face it, there's a

1:22:10

million games on it. I don't expect most people to be

1:22:12

watching all this stuff. I remember like harden being in the

1:22:15

playoffs and then people going, wait, they're just going to

1:22:17

run this thing over and over and over again for

1:22:19

two and a half hours. Like he's just going to

1:22:21

be up top with the ball and it actually kind

1:22:23

of works a lot too. Like when

1:22:25

nobody's going to move around or anything, it's like, yeah, dude, this is what

1:22:27

they do. You know, I think it's a little

1:22:29

while year long. Luca is a tough

1:22:32

watch with the complaining. It

1:22:35

felt like it got dialed down a little

1:22:37

bit against Minnesota. It's maybe because they were

1:22:39

just totally in control and it wasn't Lou

1:22:41

Dort's body just all over Luca. I

1:22:44

mean, the crazy thing about Lou Dort is I think

1:22:46

Lou Dort's the best defender for Luca in the NBA.

1:22:49

And then you look at the fun numbers, you're like, I thought this

1:22:51

guy was an awesome defender. You're like, that's not really what it is.

1:22:54

Can I make your 30, 10 and 10

1:22:56

really hard on you and wear you down physically where

1:22:58

I thought Luca had moments in that series where I'm

1:23:00

like, I don't even know if he's going to be

1:23:02

able to be healthy enough the rest

1:23:04

of the way. He's actually looked better and

1:23:07

better. And now with the time off between

1:23:09

the end of the Western Conference Finals and

1:23:11

the finals, like he should look great. But

1:23:13

yes, Celtics fans that are really watching Luca

1:23:15

for the first time, if he's the way

1:23:17

he normally is, you're going to hate him because

1:23:19

he's going to be killing you in moments. He's

1:23:21

going to hit big shots. They're going to win

1:23:23

some of these games, but he is not. I

1:23:25

don't think he can actually help

1:23:27

himself. It's not an excuse, but I think

1:23:29

he's one of those guys that it's just

1:23:31

an absolute spaz in your friend group. And

1:23:33

you're like, and he doesn't even realize he's

1:23:35

doing. Yeah, it's like it's like Hank when

1:23:37

we golf with cameras on like he's

1:23:39

good when there's no cameras on and then he can't help

1:23:42

it when his camera. I want that video, by the

1:23:44

way. Let him know if you see him. Oh, yeah, you got

1:23:46

he's sitting right here. You can get that. He'll get that video.

1:23:49

By the way, anyone who's been following up to this? What'd

1:23:51

you say? Okay, thanks. Yeah,

1:23:53

hit me up today. Anyone who's playing

1:23:55

Resulo Bingo at home, he was able

1:23:57

to work in some James Harden hate.

1:24:00

out of nowhere so just check that one off. I thought

1:24:02

that was nice. I thought that was actually kind of nice

1:24:04

for me. I don't know how we steered the ship to

1:24:06

the... Oh and by the way James Harden, he sucks. I

1:24:09

think it's steering the ship. How's your boat doing? Oh,

1:24:11

don't ask. Well,

1:24:15

we're in a transactional phase. Yeah.

1:24:18

You're about to have the second best day of owning a boat. You're

1:24:20

selling the boat. Yeah. I am. Unfortunately

1:24:23

I have to sell it. What's that like? What's the process

1:24:25

like when you put an ad in a newspaper, meet a

1:24:27

couple guys down at the docks? Maybe throw in

1:24:29

a free hoodie? Well, it's a bigger

1:24:31

boat so I'm not meeting anybody. Yeah. Or

1:24:33

you got a guy that takes... I get phone calls. Yeah.

1:24:36

A representative. Yeah. Yeah,

1:24:38

I get calls. You should make that guy... The representative of your

1:24:41

boat should have to wear a Resillo hoodie every time he takes

1:24:43

a meeting. Yeah, because we wanted to

1:24:45

paint over because the boat's name is Ohana which

1:24:47

means family, which I thought was just too good.

1:24:51

I think that's what it means. Can you get one

1:24:53

of your tech guys to double check because I was

1:24:55

like, all right Ohana, I'm not sure about this and

1:24:57

then they were like, yeah, it means family or community

1:24:59

or something like that. What language are you talking about?

1:25:01

Ohana is a Hawaiian term meaning family. You nailed it.

1:25:04

Yeah. Yeah. Lilo and

1:25:06

Stitch. Yeah. Lilo and Stitch.

1:25:10

This is great. It was like one time,

1:25:12

I think I was at Marshall's buying socks because they're cheaper

1:25:14

there, gang. They

1:25:17

are. There was some art that said something like the thing

1:25:19

I love about my home is who I share it with.

1:25:22

I can hang it up in my house and put it in a kit. That's

1:25:25

awesome. If you had somebody, if you had a new

1:25:27

visitor, they'd be like, wait, what the fuck is going

1:25:29

on? And

1:25:31

so, yeah, the boat thing, I was

1:25:34

debating a chapter in my book. The editors are

1:25:36

like, I don't think that's going to speak to

1:25:38

as large of an audience as you need for

1:25:40

a boat ownership chapter. But when

1:25:42

I bought it originally, I was

1:25:44

told if I put it in the charter that I was

1:25:46

going to recoup a lot of the money back. And I

1:25:48

already knew it was bullshit when it was happening. And I

1:25:50

think I even said that in the negotiation. I don't really

1:25:52

know that I believe you or the numbers that you projected

1:25:55

and how much it's going to offset. But this is

1:25:57

a learning experience. And if I can offset any of

1:25:59

the cost then we'll try this, we'll see

1:26:01

what happens. And the projections

1:26:04

and then the revenue, I don't even know if we hit

1:26:07

10% of the projections and then I found out I was

1:26:09

paying three times as much for my charter insurance, twice as

1:26:11

much for my slip. And then a

1:26:13

thousand bucks a month for charter cleaning that wasn't

1:26:15

actually happening and I noticed it wasn't happening so

1:26:17

I left some smudges on the inside of the

1:26:19

boat knowing that I was leaving the country and

1:26:22

I was like if I come back in a

1:26:24

month and those smudges are still there then I'll

1:26:26

be like alright so I just paid a thousand

1:26:28

bucks for another monthly cleaning. So we moved the

1:26:30

boat to a different marina, learned

1:26:33

how much more I was paying that was absurd

1:26:35

versus not even bringing in any money in. I think

1:26:37

we went six months without a dollar and I was

1:26:40

like what's going on? And they're like ah the weather's

1:26:42

been tough. I'm like zero, like zero

1:26:44

dollars for six months weather? Like what,

1:26:47

like there were no tsunamis I believe in

1:26:49

the area so yeah we're

1:26:51

in the transactional phase. I

1:26:53

haven't retired from the boating community. My license

1:26:56

is for life. That was a, sir the

1:26:58

question was how's your boat? Yeah. He

1:27:00

just did the audio book. He did the audio

1:27:03

book chapter on the boat that got cut. Yeah

1:27:05

I was kind of soft pitching it. Maybe

1:27:08

the editors are right. Hank

1:27:11

just got his boating license. He might be in the market for

1:27:13

a boat. He'd be your captain. Hank,

1:27:15

just move back to Boston because I need somebody, what

1:27:18

I really need to do is go in

1:27:20

on something in the seaport but

1:27:22

I already looked into it a little bit. You're

1:27:24

already looking for your next boat? You haven't sold your

1:27:26

boat. Well I looked into it, there was like some

1:27:28

boat membership thing that I was like how's this working?

1:27:30

Yeah Hank's part of it. That's what I'm doing. Yeah.

1:27:33

Hey no maintenance. Pitch me on it. You

1:27:36

don't own the boat but you own a subscription

1:27:38

essentially to multiple boats. It's like a maritime ship.

1:27:40

Yeah you can rent boats. You have an app.

1:27:42

You just reserve the boat you want. They got

1:27:44

pontoons. They got center console boats. You walk up.

1:27:47

It's fueled up. You don't have to do

1:27:49

anything. And then when you're done you

1:27:51

just drop it off. They tie it up for you. You get off

1:27:53

and that's it. You

1:27:55

need friends for a pontoon though. I mean me

1:27:57

taking out the... Solo pontoon. So

1:28:00

depressing. Oh my god. Oh

1:28:03

my god. I have love. I

1:28:05

love going out on the boat solo here. I

1:28:07

love it. And I don't care. Just because I

1:28:09

like driving the boat, but I'm into

1:28:11

it. But a pontoon by yourself is like a whole

1:28:13

another level. It's like what is he trying to do

1:28:15

there? Yeah, I don't know. And the other thing, I

1:28:17

think the one Hank is talking about, I think the

1:28:20

longest boat you can get is like a 27 foot center

1:28:23

console. And they told me I can't ever take it out

1:28:25

overnight. You have to be back by sunset, all this stuff.

1:28:27

I'm like, I'm not used to these restrictions. Chicago is the

1:28:30

only city where you can take it out

1:28:32

at night. At night? I'm sure that's going to

1:28:34

go really well for Hank. I will say

1:28:36

that I've spent a lot of

1:28:38

time on boats, never, you

1:28:40

know, in charge of them. And going through that process

1:28:42

has been a little bit, a lot

1:28:44

of responsibility. You're gonna be captain, Hank. Yeah. He

1:28:47

is. What are you licensed up

1:28:49

to? I got a Florida license. I don't really know what that

1:28:51

means, but they said that was the easiest one to get to get

1:28:54

a membership. I'm excited to be

1:28:56

on this boat with you. Ryan, basketball question.

1:28:58

If the Dallas Mavericks were a boat, which

1:29:00

part of the boat would each player be?

1:29:04

Oh, wow. Wow.

1:29:08

Well, I think Luke is a couple

1:29:10

twin Volvo Penta diesel

1:29:12

engines. Right? Because he just,

1:29:15

everybody knows everything runs better on diesel. So

1:29:18

there's that. I

1:29:22

think PJ would be

1:29:25

the swim platform. Ooh. Where

1:29:27

you're like, Hey, do you want to lower the swim platform?

1:29:29

Be like, that's fucking awesome. And I feel like, do you

1:29:31

want to raise it back up? And be like, yeah, we

1:29:33

could do that too. And then

1:29:36

there's times you're like, Oh, that's right. We haven't used

1:29:38

the swim platform in like six months. Yeah. But man,

1:29:40

was it awesome when I was thinking about buying. Oh

1:29:42

shit. The swim platform made another huge three from the

1:29:44

corner. We forgot he was in the game. Yeah.

1:29:47

I think that's good. Everyone laughed when I got

1:29:49

a swim platform. Everyone wanted me to get something

1:29:51

way cooler and splasher. Yeah. And I said, no,

1:29:54

you're going to like that swim platform. It's going

1:29:56

to work well with the boat. Yeah. And then, yeah.

1:29:58

And then How

1:30:00

did you get that swim platform? I didn't know

1:30:02

that was on the market. I think Lively's Defenders.

1:30:05

Okay. Because

1:30:07

there's just protection around the rim. That's

1:30:10

good. That's good. Kyrie's Steering Wheel?

1:30:12

Yeah. Derek Jones. Oh,

1:30:16

you passed over Kyrie pretty quickly there. No,

1:30:18

I'm waiting. I'm saving that. Oh,

1:30:20

okay. Because I want to get it

1:30:22

right. I think Derek Jones would

1:30:24

be the

1:30:27

dockmate if you have some kind of remote

1:30:29

for a bigger boat to be able to

1:30:31

dock going in reverse, especially if you're by

1:30:33

yourself. I have a dockmate where

1:30:35

it's like, you don't always have to use it. This

1:30:37

feels a bit like a PJ thing, but man, people

1:30:40

love seeing me pull in a remote control. They're like,

1:30:42

you could just do that from the back. You

1:30:44

could just do that on your own, the remote. And

1:30:46

that's like a Derek Jones dunk where you're like, holy

1:30:49

shit, I almost forgot how amazing this guy is at

1:30:51

dunking. You don't need it. You don't necessarily need it,

1:30:53

but people love to see it. And when I bring

1:30:55

out the little remote, they're like, how does that work?

1:30:57

Like, hey, check it out. The whole thing's ready to go.

1:31:01

Is Kyrie the tender? What's

1:31:03

that? She don't know what a tender

1:31:06

is? I don't know what a tender is either. Yeah, come on,

1:31:08

Hank, fill this guy in. Hank, what's a tender? You

1:31:11

know the tender. Oh, Hank, no. You

1:31:13

don't know what tender? I'm going to get

1:31:15

back in school, buddy. Max,

1:31:18

what's a tender? Yeah, they don't need it for Florida

1:31:20

waters. Yeah, that's why Florida left that part of the

1:31:22

test out. It's the dory, dude. That's

1:31:27

a type of... Well, look, the tender is

1:31:29

that if you have a big enough boat, a tender

1:31:32

is like the raft or the little 15-foot thing that

1:31:34

you drop down. So if you're on a mooring... So

1:31:36

you just... You want to sound cool.

1:31:38

It's a lifeboat? No, no, it's not

1:31:40

a lifeboat. Oh, it's another boat that takes you to

1:31:42

your boat? Right, right. So

1:31:45

if you can't pull into a slip

1:31:47

or you can't be in a marina, there's nowhere

1:31:49

safe. I'm surprised you haven't read Wide

1:31:52

Wide Sea yet by Hampton Sides. I've not. But

1:31:54

if you... I mean, these guys in these big boats back

1:31:56

in the day, I mean, they'd get too close to land,

1:31:58

but then they'd have to spend... forever trying to figure

1:32:00

out where they could actually anchor properly and then they

1:32:03

would take their boats in. So the

1:32:06

tender is it

1:32:09

can really connect you to life but

1:32:13

if you don't have it you can

1:32:15

feel as if you're on

1:32:17

your own and maybe you can't

1:32:20

understand the terrain well enough. Yeah,

1:32:22

maybe that's kind of Kyrie. You look at the

1:32:24

terrain you're like this looks

1:32:27

like it's a round sphere but

1:32:29

then you have the tender and it's like actually

1:32:31

it's all flat. Yeah, because it's smaller and their

1:32:33

perspectives are all different. Yeah, yeah, you're not actually

1:32:36

you're not navigating you're just short short tripping if

1:32:38

you're on a big boat and you get to

1:32:40

the dock you think that you're

1:32:42

there but you're not ever actually there until

1:32:44

you can get into the tender and actually

1:32:46

arrive. Dock yes,

1:32:48

but mooring no. So the

1:32:50

tender the tender connects you

1:32:52

to life and exploration but

1:32:55

it's certainly not the most important part of the voyage.

1:32:57

Yeah, this is good. That was

1:32:59

very informative. Very informative. Very informative. Ryan,

1:33:02

not to throw one at you here but you're good on

1:33:04

your feet. If Luca wins the

1:33:06

title here would he be a top

1:33:08

seven title run by a single player?

1:33:15

Let me think. Just off top of

1:33:17

your head, yeah. Single player or depends on

1:33:19

what you think of Kyrie and for the

1:33:21

longest time I think Kyrie's value was well

1:33:24

he diminished it as much as anybody else ever did.

1:33:26

In your eyes. Yeah, I don't

1:33:28

have any time for people to be like hey,

1:33:31

you know, it's like wait what? Like

1:33:33

we're all supposed to act like it was awesome the

1:33:35

whole time all of these years because he made some

1:33:37

shots like give me a break. So

1:33:40

he's actually in a

1:33:42

weird way Kyrie if they were to win this whole thing

1:33:44

and then everything that happens it's like he never really had

1:33:46

to be a number one and he's

1:33:49

going to be praised as somebody as if he

1:33:51

was misunderstood and somehow undervalued or I think anybody

1:33:53

that's a basketball fan appreciates how incredibly skilled he

1:33:55

is. But when people start coming at you with

1:33:57

like he's the most talented player of all time.

1:34:00

It's like okay, so then you're admitting that he's one

1:34:02

of the most disappointing players ever. That's true. Good point,

1:34:04

right? Good point so Like if

1:34:06

you're the best who have ever done this thing that

1:34:08

we've seen thousands of players showcase their skills and he's

1:34:10

better than every Single one of them and this is

1:34:12

what his career has been to this point but we

1:34:14

all know that winning cures all these things that winning

1:34:16

actually Completely distorts to

1:34:18

I think comical ways the way we'll

1:34:20

talk about these accomplishments right

1:34:22

after they happen Like we cannot help

1:34:24

ourselves right after something happens And

1:34:27

if Kyrie to win this title, it's gonna

1:34:29

like be some really like

1:34:31

weird Referendums on what we should have been doing while

1:34:34

all the bad stuff was happening not for just one

1:34:36

season but for multiple seasons And the guy looked like

1:34:38

he didn't really care about playing basketball anymore So

1:34:41

as far as Luca and what this

1:34:44

will mean as a single person It's

1:34:46

probably still not as good as dorks if you

1:34:48

want to keep it with them abs because

1:34:51

that team was that team was

1:34:53

fascinating and Remember

1:34:55

Cuban was like, okay great. We want a title. We

1:34:57

finally did it. This is awesome, but we're really not

1:35:00

this good So I'm not gonna resign everybody Yeah,

1:35:03

so that's that's kind

1:35:05

of a one-man thing I mean Wade still

1:35:07

had a diminished version of Shaq, but he

1:35:09

had Shaq and Wade was so incredible in

1:35:12

that one run But that team isn't

1:35:14

historically like one of these great all-time

1:35:16

teams pretty quickly after that They were

1:35:19

completely off the map for that

1:35:21

one What are

1:35:23

the other ones that you're thinking of why? Kawhi

1:35:27

with Toronto. Yeah, Bill Walton I

1:35:31

feel like the 19

1:35:33

one the 19 Toronto thing it's like good for

1:35:35

them But let's also be realistic about what happened

1:35:37

at Golden State there. So yeah true good point

1:35:39

That one feels a little different I mean if

1:35:41

Tatum and Brown went down in the finals and

1:35:43

then Luca wins a title We're not gonna look

1:35:45

at that title the same way. Yeah, so

1:35:48

you so I think you're saying you might be we

1:35:50

might have a chance top-seven Right

1:35:53

around time. He goes crazy. Do you even

1:35:55

know the other six? Mmm,

1:35:58

Bill Walton Bill Walton MJ

1:36:00

91 quad

1:36:03

with you on the MJ stuff because I

1:36:05

felt like the MJ doc started telling a

1:36:07

story of Pippin that wasn't accurate for how

1:36:09

it actually went down like Pippin. I know

1:36:11

he had the MVP voting year that was

1:36:13

really impressive. But I mean you

1:36:15

tell me is your favorite team. I

1:36:17

don't think Pippin was ever really talked about

1:36:19

as being one of the four

1:36:22

or five best players in league consecutive seasons the way

1:36:24

it felt like the last dance kind of told that.

1:36:27

Yeah, I mean, I thought those are two different things. He's like an all

1:36:29

time player but he was never like that's

1:36:31

the best player. Yeah, like you said, the best

1:36:33

player on the team. Can he

1:36:35

run his own team? I know obviously they got to the

1:36:38

close but then you saw what happened. I

1:36:41

mean there's a couple that we come to mind

1:36:43

if they did win in the finals, the Jason

1:36:45

Kidnett would be probably top

1:36:47

three. Allen Iverson sixers if

1:36:49

they had won that, that's probably number one. That

1:36:51

was a crazy playoffs. I guess you could throw

1:36:54

a Kobe in there. Late

1:36:56

Kobe? Which Kobe though, 09? Yeah, late

1:36:58

Kobe. But Powell got there

1:37:00

in 08, it turned everything around. If Powell doesn't

1:37:02

show up, I don't even know if

1:37:04

Kobe has the last two rings. Maybe something

1:37:06

else happens. The

1:37:09

Iverson won sure but the East stunk. The

1:37:12

East would go back and look at that East. It

1:37:14

was awful. Yeah. I think we're talking

1:37:16

ourselves into it. So who else we got? Did we go

1:37:18

into it? So who could be it? Well, it's none of

1:37:20

the Warriors teams. It's none of the LeBron teams. What

1:37:23

is it? What's up face? It's not

1:37:25

the Celtics. Well wait. What

1:37:27

about LeBron when he beat the Warriors? Well

1:37:30

then you have Kyrie. Yeah, yeah it's true. It's

1:37:32

true. But also so does Luca. Yeah.

1:37:35

A later version of Kyrie. What

1:37:38

about any bird or magic years? No,

1:37:40

those teams are stacked. Yeah. Alright.

1:37:43

Spurs, because he's got Kawhi the second

1:37:45

time through. All the other years

1:37:48

it's Parker Genoble. So I

1:37:50

think we just made a top seven.

1:37:52

Giannis. Yeah, Giannis is a good one.

1:37:55

50 point game. But now we're just kind of

1:37:57

naming players. Look, Kawhi and the Raptors. I said Kawhi and the

1:37:59

Raptors, yeah. But Ryan said because everyone on the

1:38:01

Warriors got hurt he doesn't count that as a title.

1:38:05

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Alright, I have a real question here. Something

1:39:24

weird has happened with this Celtics team and the

1:39:27

fact that I think maybe it's because they've been

1:39:29

around for so long that like

1:39:32

the national media maybe is like trying to poke holes

1:39:34

where it's like are they

1:39:36

underperforming? I'm in

1:39:39

a gambling chat and someone dropped a

1:39:41

note last night that I thought was pretty

1:39:43

interesting. Basically the Celtics in this

1:39:45

run with Tatum and Brown have

1:39:48

only underperformed twice and it was against the heat in 2020

1:39:50

and the heat in 2023. Every

1:39:55

other series that they've been favored, they've won

1:39:58

And there's a couple that they were. We're

1:40:00

underdogs and they won So it what what is

1:40:02

it about? Is it because he been made? They

1:40:04

went so far so early that they've been around

1:40:06

for so long that we like a Why I'm

1:40:08

these guys won a title when you could actually

1:40:11

look at it and I know you like to

1:40:13

do this was like tell the story be rates

1:40:15

will the bronze. Seems they ran into a you

1:40:17

know the nets when they were very close to

1:40:19

beating the box that year the Bucs won So

1:40:21

I mean what is it. Is. Everything

1:40:23

you said we we completely agree. There's.

1:40:26

Almost. An unwarranted hang over with his team

1:40:28

were if this was the first version like

1:40:30