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learn, you repeat it anyway. So you

12:02

kind of have a- So if I

12:04

could go back to your home planet. Yeah, to get out

12:06

of here. Don't bother, don't stay

12:08

here. Your history is our history. You see

12:10

how the whole fucking thing works, man. Just

12:13

tell him to listen to Chinweg. Yeah,

12:15

yeah. Exactly, thank you. Shirley

12:20

Temple. Hello,

12:24

my name is Fox. Okay.

12:27

Hello. I listen to the podcast with my dad a lot. Yes.

12:31

Your father's a strange man. My

12:35

dad's a Sasquatch. What's

12:39

the best Alien abduction movie you've seen? Oh,

12:42

that's a very good question. That's a very good question.

12:44

Thanks a lot, thanks Fox. That's a very good question,

12:46

Fox. Thank you very good. That's excellent, that's excellent. I

12:48

know what mine is, I know what mine is. Communion

12:52

is actually my, what'd you think I was

12:54

gonna say? I thought you were gonna say that James Earl

12:57

Jones. Oh, well I do like that. There's a great TV

12:59

movie about Betty and Barney Hill with

13:01

James Earl Jones, but I actually really

13:03

like Communion with, what the fuck's his

13:05

name? Sorry Fox. Chris Rawaken. Chris

13:08

Rawaken. Sorry. I'm sorry.

13:10

With Chris Rawaken, that's a really

13:12

strange, what the fuck is it? I

13:14

can't believe you've been here Fox this entire time. I

13:18

apologize, Fox. I know. For anything I say.

13:20

I really am sorry, yeah. We just realized

13:23

that a kid was here. Your

13:25

father, yeah. Hey, my kid's here. Communion's

13:28

a really weird good movie. And what were you gonna

13:30

say? Yeah, what's the one, what's, what are you like?

13:33

I mean, I'm all, I like, I

13:35

mean, Close Encounters. Oh yeah, that's pretty amazing. But

13:37

what's the one where the guys are in a

13:39

logging, they're in a pickup truck and they're loggers.

13:41

Fire in the sky. Yeah, in the sky. That's

13:43

mine. That's a good movie too actually. It's pretty

13:46

freaky, that movie. But Communion's the

13:48

weirdest one. Yeah, Communion's very specific. Get your dad

13:50

to watch that with you, Fox. All

13:53

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is a weird one, so bear with me. It's mostly for

14:33

Bill. People

14:38

on Twitter a few months ago noticed

14:40

a correlation between a story you told

14:42

and another actor, Ryan Gosling, told about

14:45

a screening of The Elephant Man where

14:48

there's a part where the elephant is...

14:50

Oh, yeah. So, yeah, Nick Frost told

14:52

me that story. Galatia. He

14:55

told me that story 15 years ago. What's

14:57

the story? So, the story was Nick

14:59

Frost said he was in the movie Elephant Man.

15:02

And he's watching the movie, and you know,

15:04

the end of the movie, there's

15:06

that opera singer, and she's talking

15:10

to Elephant Man, and she's being so... It's not

15:12

much about Elephant Man. She's talking to the Elephant

15:14

Man. John Merrick. So she's talking

15:16

to... The noble

15:18

John. The noble John Merrick.

15:20

Yes. And

15:23

she's treating

15:25

him like a human. And

15:34

some guy in the theater yelled out, Kill

15:37

the Elephant Man. Like

15:41

he thought it was a monster movie. Totally, totally.

15:44

So he told me that story, and I thought

15:46

it was very funny, and I told it. And

15:48

then I guess Ryan Gosling told the exact same

15:50

story, like it happened to him. It did happen

15:52

to him. I don't know. Yeah, it's possible. But

15:55

now it's this whole, I'm not on social media, but...

15:57

So a feud is in a social media feud. and

16:00

be like, hey man, Gosling stole your story.

16:02

And I'm like, hey man, get a fucking

16:04

life. Hey man. Hello. So,

16:13

what's your favorite type of horror

16:15

movie and the movie in that

16:17

genre? Type

16:19

of horror film? Or no, type of

16:22

genre in horror. You mean like slash

16:24

your movie or something? I'm not into

16:26

slasher movies. No, neither

16:28

am I. I kind

16:31

of just like weird monster

16:33

movies. I was just watching

16:35

one the other day called Frogs. Yeah, Frogs

16:37

is great. Yeah, Giant

16:39

Frogs. Ray Milland and

16:42

Sam Elliott back in the day. Really? Like

16:45

early Sam Elliott giant frog picture? He is a very

16:47

good looking guy. Yes he

16:49

was. Sam Elliott. Yes he was. But yeah,

16:51

I like kind of just monster movies. Yeah,

16:55

I guess I like the kind of, I sort

16:57

of like the Satanist thing. I kind of

17:00

like Rosemary's Baby. Yeah, Rosemary.

17:02

That's true. That might be my

17:04

favorite movie. It's kind of my favorite movie. I have to

17:06

go with Giant Monsters. Yeah. Godzilla,

17:08

King Kong, all that stuff. Did you see the

17:11

latest Godzilla? Yeah, it's

17:13

fantastic. It's fantastic. Yeah, highly recommended. I

17:15

loved it. Thanks man.

17:17

All right. Goodnight. Goodnight.

17:20

He said goodnight. Goodnight. Do that drive-say.

17:23

He said goodnight. That was sweet. He

17:25

said all right, goodnight. Peace. He's

17:27

out. He's gone. He

17:30

gets in his cab. All right. Goodnight.

17:32

Peace. Right up. It's

17:35

a helicopter. He gets that rope ladder.

17:42

He goes, see you guys then. Goodnight.

17:45

Sweet dreams. Here he goes.

17:47

All right. To balance

17:49

out the Bill shirt. I have a shirt with

17:52

Paul. Oh

17:54

nice. Wow. My

17:56

face is great. Wow. My

17:58

face is green. What happened to me? Oh,

18:01

that's nice though. Yeah, thank you. I'm

18:03

not freaked out He

18:06

loves his fan Um

18:09

if aliens came to earth, what's the first movie you

18:11

guys would want to show them Wow,

18:14

it's interesting Yeah,

18:17

the day the earth stood still oh

18:19

that'd be interesting you give them ideas.

18:21

Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah Here's

18:24

what you people can do to us. Hey you

18:26

guys want to try this? I mean

18:28

you could try this Huh?

18:33

Like something that would show how that's a good

18:35

question something that we kind of show them.

18:37

I don't know What would you I don't know? I don't

18:39

know Nothing. I'm in

18:47

Shump Texas Chainsaw Massacre and say

18:49

what they would do see how they would take it Yeah,

18:51

I might do that start things off on

18:53

the right foot. Just really like Yeah,

18:56

thank you. Well, you don't want to elevate

18:58

it to like Barry Lyndon or something like

19:00

I would show him Oppenheimer see

19:03

if they could You

19:06

know they can last the three hours. Yeah,

19:08

just to see if they you know if they make a

19:10

thing see what they make of it I

19:15

had an executive I was telling these guys today and he

19:17

goes, you know, I you know, I love

19:19

Oppenheimer But can I tell you something? You

19:21

know who I loved in Oppenheimer? Absolutely

19:24

loved Cillian Murphy. I Was

19:29

like we played Oppenheimer that's not really a hot

19:31

take Thank

19:34

you, thank you hi Hi

19:38

I recently moved to LA and I was wondering

19:40

if you had any spots in the city that

19:42

you would recommend in You know in the

19:44

vein of what your interests are like whether it's like

19:46

a spooky happening or in the history of movies that

19:48

you like Oh, yeah, we

19:50

went to this room. Sorry. I was just wow. Yeah What

19:54

should we say next bill I got overwhelmed I'm

20:00

like, what? What? What? I'm

20:06

like the most normal question. And we're like, okay,

20:08

wow. I know, I got really flummoxed. I know,

20:10

I got literally. I got this up, I guess.

20:12

Yeah. I got lightheaded, actually. I

20:14

was sort of like the most normal, nice

20:17

question. And it's like, huh. What

20:19

was that place? What was that? What was

20:22

the name of the place we just were

20:24

at, Steve? Philosophical Research Society. That's right. Yes.

20:27

Yeah. That place is really cool.

20:29

The Museum of Jurassic Technology. Yes. Those

20:31

are two great spots. Those are cool

20:33

places. Yeah. Have you been there,

20:36

Phil? I've been to the, yeah, yeah. I've been in

20:38

that place. That place is awesome. Yeah. Thank

20:40

you so much. Sure, sure, sure. Who?

20:44

Hey. How's it going, guys? Good. I

20:47

have a question for all three of you and then one for Paul. For

20:50

all three of you, you guys mentioned

20:52

Wolfman earlier. What would you say

20:54

is your best werewolf

20:56

transformation in a movie? American

21:00

werewolf in London. Yeah, that's what I'm talking

21:02

about. I don't think anything tops that. Okay.

21:04

I had Rick Baker who did

21:06

design that. He did my makeup in a

21:09

movie once. And I did

21:11

the whole movie solely so I could ask him about

21:13

that. I literally, I'm in Men

21:15

in Black 3, slowly, solely, so

21:17

I could talk to Rick Baker about

21:20

that sequence. Did you talk to him

21:22

about it? Yeah. For five days straight.

21:25

For seven hours. I was like,

21:27

so, okay. So where are his

21:29

feet then? When

21:31

you're doing these? And he was very patient with

21:33

me. And then once I figured those, I'm like,

21:35

all right, so the Cantina

21:37

sequence in Star Wars are

21:40

you? And he was like, Jesus Christ. I

21:43

asked him so many questions. He's

21:45

also, when he was Dick Smith's

21:48

assistant and he's the guy in The Exorcist,

21:50

he told me he's the guy, you know

21:52

when it helped me come in the stomach?

21:54

That's Rick Baker underneath with a hair. With

21:57

a carrot? No. a

22:00

hairdryer. He's doing a hairdryer in that maze

22:02

and he was like a young guy. That's

22:04

amazing. Wow. But didn't Rick Baker work on

22:06

you too? Yeah I did that plan of

22:08

the age movie and that was amazing. One

22:10

of the best things ever was getting to

22:12

work with him. Yeah no I mean that

22:14

makeup was unbelievable. The makeup was beautiful. He

22:16

did not work on me. Actually

22:20

Steve's head is entirely prosthetic. It's

22:22

just vulcanized rubber. Steve's entirely this

22:25

big. He's like that

22:27

men in black guy like for his open up

22:29

Steve's face. It's incredible. Everybody else was

22:31

in a movie and Steve's like he did my wedding. It's

22:34

chillingly life like Steve. It's chillingly

22:37

life like. And a question for

22:39

you Pause. Can you teach me how to play

22:41

whatever the fuck that is? Oh. Like I want

22:43

I want to be the third person who plays.

22:46

I just feel like gonna be injured by women. I

22:49

guarantee you I guarantee you right now you could

22:52

play that fucking thing better than I can. Right

22:55

now I mean I don't know what I'm

22:57

doing so I mean if I were to

22:59

teach you you would just do this. It

23:01

was great. It was great. Thank you. Thank

23:03

you. Alright

23:05

I think that looks like it's it. Thank

23:08

you very much guys. Thanks guys. Thank

23:10

you. I

23:14

hope you guys had a fun time. Thanks to Bill Hader.

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23:27

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23:42

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