You might have thought we retired, but we are BACK! At least for 3 weeks. Our first ever triple header went a little less blurry than we imagined. Tune in to see what your lil pickle girls have been up to since the last time we recorded in.....

031 - My Daughter, "Cloaca"

Sep 9th, 2022 1h 7m

After an unintended very long hiatus, the pickle girls are back to talk about all the things you never needed to hear about. Including a new Traumarama!

030 - Slug Sex

Apr 18th, 2022 52m 6s

Since we wanted to get friendship slug tattoos, I thought it was appropriate to explain to Becca the way slugs bang. Chandelier dicks and all.

029 - Buc-ee Behavior

Apr 11th, 2022 53m 34s

We talk all things Buc-ee's, all things teeth, and a whooooole lot of reasons we hate ourselves.

028 - All Legs No Brakes

Apr 4th, 2022 56m 29s

Becca and I go on a bike ride and find out that she is in fact all legs no brakes.

027 - Crumbsack Crawdaddies

Mar 28th, 2022 55m 8s

Join us this week as we name a new cocktail and shout out all of our most loyal fans! If you'd like to be considered a loyal fan, just listen to our podcast one time and tell us that you listened to it and it will make us feel good enough to co

026 - Jeff Probst Body Double

Mar 21st, 2022 50m 59s

Mostly just a Survivor episode, but if you also love Survivor you'll be in for a treat!

025 - AI Torture

Mar 14th, 2022 1h 10m

We kick off the rust with our first episode back in a couple months! We promise, next week will be better.

024 - Sensory Deprivation Tank

Jan 7th, 2022 1h 3m

We detail our full experience in the sensory deprivation tank. Which turns out, for Becca was a relaxing mermaid experience. And for Easton was a truly traumatic experience.

023 - Gherkin Mini Episode

Jan 6th, 2022 30m 59s

Here's a little half episode before Becca and I go into a sensory deprivation tank! Spoiler alert, I get my sensors a little too deprived and have to go home and take a nap after. Full follow up episode to come!

022 - My Pricked Ass Back

Dec 29th, 2021 1h 4m

Our first episode with guests! Jesse Carver and Tim Watts were practically forced to record this episode with us. But we had a lot of fun making it, so hopefully you will have just as much fun listening.

021 - Kidnapping Women

Dec 21st, 2021 1h 4m

We talk Tok's, kidnapping women, and more reasons than normal why we hate ourselves.

020 - Cheese Blow Ya

Dec 3rd, 2021 1h 9m

Resident Evil: Raccoon City, mean lady, Covid makes girls hotter.

019 - My Body, My Chum

Nov 18th, 2021 1h 3m

Get in bed with Easton and Becca for surgery stories and mold ladies. You all had chum at your sleepovers too, right?

018 - Sister Chicks

Nov 10th, 2021 1h 2m

Please bear with us as we dust off the cob webs and rust. You know the old saying. We completely forgot how to do this.

017 - Jennifer Coolidge Melting

Aug 25th, 2021 59m 53s

Trivia host bullying, dad swap, and Pirates of The Caribbean.

016 - Babies Doing Bean Bongs

Aug 11th, 2021 1h 2m

We just want to formally apologize for this episode. Unless you're cool, then you're welcome.

015 - Escape Room Sluts

Aug 4th, 2021 58m 47s

Escape Room: Tournament of Champions spoilers, Becca and Jesse ruined an escape room, we describe our worst ways to die.

014 - Insure Shit Out of Luck

Jul 28th, 2021 56m 2s

Bike accidents, teeth pulling crimes, man in your backyard.

013 - Turd Scurp

Jul 21st, 2021 1h 5m

Turd scurp, creeks and groans, spooky Hitler ghost.

012 - Emo at Heart

Jul 14th, 2021 1h 1m

After a full day of technical difficulties, we are back for episode 12! We talk about our emo phases, ripped ear lobes, and thanksgiving Grandma's OG Charcuterie.

011 - NOT A BROWN BELT

Jul 7th, 2021 1h

Easton took her first Brazilian Jiu Jitsu class and really fucked it up. Becca also took a karate class once. We hear another childhood poem, and dive into our family's 4th of July traditions.